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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 11, 1887)
So.l ^OL AND CHURCH. PITH •• a littlt nonsense . AND POINT. — Speak of a man'« eagle eve, and —The first college annual ever pub lished in the South was recently issued he’ll give you his hand; mention his parrot none, and he’ll give you hi» fi»t. by the University of Georgia. —The n »bility of England give $l<>0,- —Portland Advertiser. —Our contributor» may be prepared 000 a year f >r missions, the Sunday- •c hoots .sfiOi.OOJ and the “poorer ( to shine in literature. We are going t> 1 burn the contents of our waste-basket classes” $2,005,000. i —The Chau'anqua University has a ' —Burlington Free Press. non-resid, nt S diool of Theology for —"Were you ever in an engage the b 'netit of young ministers and ment?" inquired an innocent rustic of others who wish to review their studies. a militiaman. “Yes, one,” replied the —The little Chinese Presbyterian son of Mars; “but she sued mo for Chur h n San Francisco gave forlfo lie breach of promise.” Missions last year $90; for Foreign —A profess’onal maxim for lawyers: Missions $158. The Chinese of Los Whatever you do, do it with your might. Angeles gave $36 to one of the native Many a member of the profession lias helpers in China to open a mission made his fortune by working with a school.—Sai Francisco Chronicle. will. —Some van lai has stolen the ivv —Julian Hawthorne says that one planted by the Yale class of '86. i t day he wrote for twenty-six consecutive was the gift of Mrs Cushing, who got hours without pausing or rising from it herself from Mount Helio >n, in his chair. He must nave got up two Greece, from the face of a cliff whore hours before dav.— Norristown Hera'd. the inarb'e w is quarried for the build —Tho jury brought in a verdict of ing# of the Acrop dis of ancient “not guilty.” His Honor said a*Imon- Ath"ns. — Hartford Post. ishingly to the prisoner: “After this —A chinch in Morelia, Mex., h is you ought to keep away from bad com been agitated by a visit from the devil. pany.” “Yes, your Honor, you will not Nobody saw the gentleman in person, see ntehere again in a hurry?’— Chicago but in a single instant every movable Tribune. article in the church, exept the reli —“I am perfectly at home in the quary and statue of the virgin, fell to water,” said an old toper as lie plunge ! the floor. It was plain that only the into the surf. “That is where you have devil coni I have enu-ed the disaster.— the advantage over water,” was the un N. Y. Time'. feeling remark of a bystander who —There are fourt 'en Presbyterian knew n’m. —Boston Post. theological s in'naries in this country, —If you have an enemy do not buy with libraries aggregating 393,(XX) vol h’s boy a drum. Your enemy would umes: e’ghteen Catholic, with 186,000; probably kick through the sheepskin ten Congregational, with 118,986; four within twenty-four hours. Buy his teen Baptist, with 105,000; twelve next-door neighbor's boy a drum. It Episcopal, with 86,000: thirteen Lu will work just as well ami ho can’t get theran, with 52,000; one Koformed at it. — Somerville Journal. Dutch. witli .17,000, and six Methodist, —Miss Beauty: “That gentleman with 28,000. — Chcago Inter Ocean. seems to know you ” Miss Hight e: —The country is becoming rich in "Yes; dill you ever see such impudence schools and colleges. Public Opinion --lie actually bowed.” Miss Beauty: (Washington) figures out that the dis "Have you never met him?” Miss tinctively sei iitific schools number 92; Hightie: “Only at Spirit Lake. I manual schools, 256; medical colleges, ■ should think he might have sens 145; institutions for the higher educa enough to know that summer-re--' tion of women, 236; law schools. 57. 1 sort engagements don't count in There are 370 universities and colleges . town.”— De.) Mo net (fa.) Leader. in the United States, with 65,522 : —(Hilco boy (to editor): “There's a students in attendance. man outside who si vs ho wants to pay —The Ca'ho'ic lletneio announces a some money. ” Editor: "Did he give new translation of the Bible into the his name? ’ Office boy: “No, sir-” Slavonian language by a Slavonian Ed tor: "Well, vo i find out h’s name priest at Prague. It is to bo published and all about him and what ho wants to at the expense of a Slavonian dean and pay money for. and then co.ne and toll priest, who has given 10,000 florins for . me before you let him in. In the glori to God for ous field of journalism, my bov, the the purpose in gratitude i sparing him to cei debra to his jubilee of prudent man will always be found on ’A copy I he safe sido.— N. Y. H'ra'd. fifty years in the priesthood, is to be given to every Slavonian parish and convent church. A ROUMANIAN WEDDING. —The following advertisement re cently appeared: “A father wants to Interesting Description of a Jolly Gather find a school for Ids son whore a manly ing In Met ropoli > an New York. and useful education will be given him, A Roumanian wed ling party is one and where tlie teachers do not till the heads of their pupils with humbug of the noisest and jolliest gatherings stories about nations that died anil that can be imagined. The chief fea were buried thousands of centuries ago, ture of the celebration is th ■ dance held not a citizen of which could either com after the tying of the nuptial knot A mand a steamboat or manage a railway reporter was present for a short time at station.”—-V. ¥. Herald. —The report of the Baptist Mission a dance of this discription held at a The couple had ary Union reveals remarkable activity hall on the Bowery. and giowing power on the part of the I e n united at the synagogue in the denomination. In the past seven years afternoon. The wedding feast was eaten shortly the rece'pts of the union have been $3,282,883, an increase of sixty-six por aft< r at the home of the bride. Every cent, over the receipts of the previous body, including the children, then pro- soven years. The number of miss'on- cecded to t he hall, and thedaneing went aries has increased from 281 to 669. on continuously until two o’clock the Over 700 churches have been organized next day. At about eleven o'clock the fun was and 467 church edifices have been built. It is now claimed that live-sixths of at its height. Tiie favorite nat onal the Baptists in the world are in the dance was on. It is called a jig, though b aring little resemblance to a good old United Stat's.— N. K Examiner. Irish dance of that name. The orches- ra struck up a monotonous but not un- •- -W tsgKu.___ — .Mai’ryiii a man aTii’t’like seltm pleasing one-two turn turn melody. The along- de of him nights an.I hc irin’ ■ lancers formed in a e'rcle, the lUen and him i Ik pro'ty; that’s tho fust pravor. women being placed alternately, anil, There'« lots an' lots o’ meetin' after joining their on!stretched arms, the that. -Ho e Terry Cooke. hands of each person clasping the shoul • —"(1 if mv creditors w >ro only like der of his partners on the right and my sins!” exclaimed Mr. Brown to his The components of the living ring or wife. "Why. my il'ar.1” “Because my ere liters call and catch me cverv e'rcle thus formed then began stepping day, but my sins always find me out.” time to the music, slowly at first, but w th increasing spe d, the e'rcle mov- —Springfield U nnedead. —“What leek did you have fishing, ng, now to the right, now to the left, Pennybunker?” itskcii nn Aust n gen lhe step b‘coni ng a l the time more Etonian of a well-known impecunious I velv and loss regular tint 1 it was a hop character, who owes nearly everybody. hit J. ward, a skip forward and a jump This was continued until “Splendid! While 1 was out on tho sideways. wharf twi nty m n with bills called at some links of the human endless chain my h mse to collect moniy." — Texas abruptly broke off from exhaustion. The bride, a very pretty girl of about Sif'iingi. twenty, was attired in an old gold — Lubi s grand in i, bmouin.’ im bronze dress, walking length, an I patient with her noise, said to her: ■lalairately flounced and embellished, “Lulu, you arc a mistake; you should h er her head she wore a white lislui. hive bum a boy.” Lula w.n very l he groom was in regu'ation lull dress. thoughtful for a few m'niit i. th n A peculiar feature of the ail’air was gravelv answered: ■**Grandin i, G>l hat one of the wa tors, attired in a un - don t make mistakes.’ Pliii'i lelph a form of short, white coit and long < all. apron, was the bride’s brother, H In his capacity of debtor Joiv-s lanced the jig witli great gusto, and pursues so n • q I 'er ill ‘tliods. "As for a as said to be the best Roumanian jig me,” said h i, "when a creditor takes ger in this country. -,V. 1". Morniui it into h s head to write to m ■. I er >ss lournal. him off my list. Tnat settles it: n > money for li'm." “An! wlm i li • POWER OF HABIT. doesn't write? ’ "In that case I wait Itetlred Trrritori.il Official Who Can’t until ho do's." —Judge. -Marketnuin '.'.'i.t di.I yon return tlint pail' of fowls yesterday? (.'lis toliier Because I thought you to ad oetler send them to a home for a;;e<l I coi les Boston Tra script. — •‘Mr. Hardup, it'» a pity YOU ; couldn't follow ibo earth's example.” -aid C’ashby to an impecunious friend. “How (io you mean?” “Why, settle | once in awhile. ' — Merchant Traveler. —■‘Have you 'Blasted Hopes?'” j asked a young lady of a librarian with a handkert liief tied over his jaws. “No, ma'am,” said he, "it's only a blasted toothache.” — Carl Pretzel's Weekly. —Young Blinks takes his country cousin, who is in the citv on a visit, to see u base Lail match. Ball liits c. c. in tlie eye. "Gosh all fish-hooks. What hit me?” Blinks—That’s a fowl. Country Cousin A fowl? 1 thought it rfas a mule.- Prairie Fanner. —At the last meeting of the Brother hood of Unmitigated Liars, Bill Bledao stated that he was the most inveterate liar in Heppner. He told the truth, thereby violating one of the rules of the society, for which lie was fined six teen dollars, to be applied to the Ana nins nionumeiit fund — Exchange. —"1 hope there are no cannibals around here,” said a stupid traveler to a United States frontier girl as she was mixing a batch of bread. “There are plenty of ’em,” returned she, pouring some cornmeal into the pan. "We most always eat a little Indian with our bread ’’— Leeds (Eng.) Mercury. — At a recent revival meeting down in Virginia an old farmer arose to his feet and paralyzed the congregation with the following preface to his “ex perience:” “Dear friends, I am glad to have this opportunity to mingle to gether and to spend these happy hours where I couldn’t if I wasn't?’—lYas/t- inglon Critic. —“Funny, wasn’t it, about that Mis souri bank which went into liquidation the other day having fifteen thousand dollars more assets than liabilities?” "I prefer to wait for particulars,” re plied the other. "What particulas?” "I think the President was either too honest to speculate or too lame to skip. The machinery slipped a cog ft some where.”— ll'a/i Street News. —A Hartfortl gentleman who is quite a man to carry on in his family and “run” trie other members, was in his usual mood at lhe tea table, the other evening. “I declare, if these aren’t the worst biscuit I ever saw. If I couldn't make better ones, wife, I be lieve I'd sell out housekeeping alto gether.” “Very well,” said the wife, "any time you think you can do belter, let me know and I'll clear out.” Up spokff the enfant terrible of the family. ‘•Then papa’ll have to get :< step «top wife wife, won't you?" It is - .fr Io say there ail’ '■ •• 'vif •" in * ■•’ 'amilv. — As a letter carr er started to ent'’ a yard in Mullet street, a dog rushed at him an i drove him out, aud a. he limped into a shoemaker's shop on the corner, lie was asked by the owner: "Veil, didt you meet my new dog?” “You 1 et! ’ "Uud didt be bite vou? ’ ‘Snapped me here on the leg like a steel trap.” “Ah, he vash recommend ed to me ash a dog who would bite, I ut I doan know if der man 1 ed to me or not. Veil! veil.' So he does bite, eh? Dot satis es mo, und I doan’ worry some more.”— Detroit Free Pre s. —In a suburban village a lady whose house is surrounded by ample grounds has a little b y who is addicted to vi-it- ing tiie neighbors without permission. Finding otuer deterrent methods fi uit- less, the mother thought site would shame the ch Id into obedience by tying him to a tree in the front yard. A lady, passing while he was thus confined, asked: " Why. Bobby, what are you tied up in that way for?” "Oh,” an- •wereu tlie boy, seeming to enjoy tl.o situation immensely, "mamma an I I are playing cow. You know we have to tie cows when we let them out to grass.”— N Y. Tribune, °«, ft,000,000 peof - ifu ^ Heniy L. Valencia, who presitlea over the hosiery department in Keane Brothers' dry goods store, is a firm be liever that there is gtaxl advice in the old saying, “ If at first yon don’t suc ceed try, try again,” And that he is right in so believing is evidenced by the fact that after wooing the Goddess of Fortune for years, she smiled upon him at the last drawing of The Louis iana State Lottery and in conseqnened he is ♦•'iGOO richer than when he pm chased one-fifth of ticket No. 48,000, which drew the second capital prize of ♦25,000. Mr. Valencia was happy and smil ing yesterday afternoon when inter viewed concerning his good fortune. ” I bought a coupon in the Louisiana State Isittery every month for yearsly said Mr. Valencia, “am! could hard,” believe my good luck when I loirib d that I had won a prize at list. But when 1 received ♦5000 in gold coin for niv coupon last Monday,! begin tore alize my good fortune. 1 was able to return thanks with good grace Thanks giving Pay," said he, "and when Christmas comes I will count in the ♦5000 as a neat little Christmas pres ent.— San Francisco (Cal.) Chonicle, without it." — Felelane {D. T.) Ut'.l. Nov. t7. B ed - fast TREATING THE WRONG DISEASE. Many times women call upon their family physicians, one with dyspepsia, another with palpitation, another with backache, or lervousness, another with pain hen* and there, and in this wav they all present alike to theinseh es and their easy-going and indifferent loctor, separate and distinct diseases, for which lie prescribes his pills and potions, assuming them to be such, when, m reality, they are dl symptoms caused by some uterin • disorder. While the physician is ignorant of the caus«* of suffering, he encourages his practice until large bills are made, when the suffering patient is no better, but probably worse for the delay, treatment, and other complication» made. A proper medicine directed to tlie cause would perhaps have entirely removed the disease, thereby instituting coinfort insteaj if prolonged misery. Mrs. E. F. M organ , of Newca*tlc, Lincoln Gi Ma ne. says: "Five years ago I was a dnad-i’i Female Weakness ” Cured. -Mrs. S arah sufferer from uterine troubles. Hav -ar m A. L ovely , G-reenllvld, Adair Go., Iowa, writes: 1 the ukill of three phyeieimis. I w:>s K. V. P ierce , M. D. Dcc,r Sir—*' Having been ill Ä'1 (iwcouraged, mid so weak 1 could whh a number of years, and h iving tried in vain almost Iran—: ■ —ir r rM i r f pletely ----------------------- ..... I dhllciiitj cross the room alone. I began takin» every advertised remedy, as well as having paid Dr. Pierce’s ‘Favorite Prescription :: .1 ’ ami using tlie local tn nearly a hundred dollars to our local physicians, inent recommended in his ‘C< oninion Sensu Medical Adria,' without benefit, I was finally induced to consult you. You ad I commenced to improve at once. nee. _ in three months I wa» wr. vised me to send for your medicines. I accordingly sent for your fectlu cured, and have had no trouble o .......... „ a wmctio letter to ‘Medical Adviser,’six bottles of your ‘Golden M,‘dical Discovery,’ <r since. >xir my inv I wrote .. x . been my family paper, bri. fly mentioning how health I. had six of your ‘ Favorite Prescription,’ and six vials of your ‘ Pleasant restored, and offering to send the lull particulais to anyone writ- Purgative Pellets.’ When I first began using these 1 could not ing me for them, and inclosiim a xtainpai envelope for rejihi i stand on my feet. In ninety days I could walk a mile, and do have received over four hundred letters. In reply, 1 have de. light housework; whilst in six months I was completely cured, scribed my cast* and tbe treatment used, and have efirnestk and my health has remained perfect ever since. I recommend advised them to ‘do likewise.’ From a great many I have ni you and your medicines wherever I go. and loan your ‘ Ad ceived second letters • f thanks, stating that they had comni?n(Td viser’ to my friends. Two of our most prominent physicians the use of ‘ Favorite I -rescript ion,' had sent the $1.50 r<<iuired for who have read your great work ‘The People’s Common Sense the ‘Medical Adviser.’ ind hud applied the local treatment bo full? Medical Adviser,’ pronounce it the best family doctor book they and plainly laid down iherein, ana were much better already," 1 have ever seen.” “Do L ì KEWISE/1 D octors F ail . 'CT.'SZ Mrs..C aroline B yers , corner Duke and Argyle Street*, Halifax, .V. N., writes: "Dr. II. V. P ierce , | God, and thank yon a thousand times, for the relief that your valuable medicines, the ‘ Favorite Proscription ’ and ‘ Pellets’ have given me. I am perfectly cured of a chronic sickness that had troubled me for years. How mv heart is overflowed with joy and gratitude towards you, my tongue can never express.” p Mrs. V. V. II. ti. 1 P ’ eterson ETERSON. , OI of JjOCKpon, Lockport, IV. N. I., Y„ IKIU had H . ALL KUN suffered for throe years from “female weak- M *" m * ne88.” was greatly emaciated and “ all run down ” IlnWII ” as 8*,e expressed it. and Dr. Pierce’s “ Favorite uUnii. Prescription ” and “ “ Golden Medical Discovery” ’’ Prescription promptly cured her, as they have thousands of similar cases. a v A I HflHRANn liiUMOMnu m T hanks . Mrs. H enry P atterson , of New Yml Oik. writer-: “I limi born under an eminent pl.y- sician a rare for eight months for wlmt [l( called ‘spinal disease.' I became worse during all this time, w hen, churning to see a couv of Dr. 1 ierce's Medical Adviser at the residence of a friend, I ____ ___ , __ devoted _____ to . . ‘ Woman ............. ww read that part and 1ICI het Diseases.’ 1 soon became convinced that my diseuse was a uterine affection, which, as you say, causi'd sympathetic back- ache, inward fever, nervousness, and general debility. I com menced the use of Dr. Pierce’s ‘Favorite Prescription’ end ‘Golden Medical Discovery,’ applying also the local treatment which he recommends in the Âovteer, and in three mouths I was well and strong.” B octor ’ s ! M istake . ! For " worn-out.” “ run-down." debilitated school teacher«, milliners, drcss-uuikere, gen rul lioust keepers, and over-worked iroroeo generally. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is tbe hist ol all restorative tonics. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is not a “Cure-all," but admirably fulfills a singleness of purpose,bem n most potent Hpecirtc for nil those Chronic Weaknesses mid Dimas s peculiar to women. It is u powerful NOT A general as well as uterine, ton’c and nervine, and imparts vigor and itrength to the whole system. It promptly cures tcius. a mid weakiiess ol' stomueii, indiuistion, iiiommg, vriictiitions ot gas, nervous prat, trillion, debility and si*'* plraae ss. in either sex. "Favorite Pn scription " is sold by druggists under our pusl. tlve guarantee. For conditions, see wrapper around bottle. *'rlce Kedue'ed to 81.00 per Hottie, or Six Bottles for $5.00. r 1 EVERY IHVaUD LADY should send for “ The People’s Common Sense Medical Advisor,” in which over fifty pa:zes . ...... ■■-■■■■I 11 nt ■» ■■■» arc devoted to the consideration of diseases peculiar to women. Illustrated with humer- ong woou-cuts and colored plates. It will b»> sent, post-paid, to anv address for $1.50. A large pamphlet, treatise on Diseaaee of Women, profusely illustrated with colored pl.ites and nuincrôus wood-cuts, will be sent for ten cents in postage stamps. Addn«, WORLD'S DISPENSARY JIEDICAL ASSOCIATION, No. GG3 Main Street, BUFFALO, N. Y. G. W. L otz , Tnidhomme, Ln., writes: "For four years 1 suffered from liver complaint mid attacks of bilious fever: loss of appetite, nausea, constipation, sometimes diarrhea, pain in the buck of the head, right side and under the shoulder-blades, fullness after eating, general debility, restless nights, tongue coated, etc. After taking four bottles of ‘Iir. I’icris-'s Gold en Medical Discovery’ and 'Pellets,' 1 llnd t mil us wed as I ever was. L iver Elver Disease.- Mr :::: S ’ . Esq.,Drug1- ot Hluff Spring*, Ala., .-: "Miss E G iven D p gist, G , of this place, had been eiek for morothan a year with a severe affection of the liver, but when to D ie . she was at the lowest, she bought three bottles —------------------ of ‘Golden Medical Discovery* from me. and, t tri t vuk D isease . n | S amantha G aines . Izxtjsirf, i V. 1’., writes: "lor years previous to 1880,1 bad tsx'n troubled A Dftu # I with or a e’kiit severe pain in the small of my back, also C ase . across my shoulder-blades, with considerable bloating of the stomach from wind; was so nervous at times I could hardly sleep; also troubled with dizziness mid hard breathing spells. 1 was induced by my step-daughter, Mrs. Warner, of Olean, N. Y., to try the 'Golden Medical Dis covery.' The effects were marvelous. After taking three bottles I wits entirely cured." Fnl'TllTn 8. 1,. FisnElt. SMne# TVaiii«, .V. r.. writes: “Dr. I uENERiL I 11 • ' • •'mm a., Huffalo, N. Y. DuirNii >ly wifesul- I ■ fend for sev.ntl years from general debility. She II1FRIIITV 1111111 become n eoiitinned invalid. The physicians I UuDiul 1 1 ,| who attain.e.i her failed to in Ip her, and it seemed as IWr q she must die. On reading one of vour Memoran dum Books, It occurred to me that your • Golden Medicai Discov ery' might help her. 1 procured a bottle, mid. after its use, a change for the better was noticeable, an I after using live bottles, she was it well woman. I have recommended it to several, and in every ease, it lias produced good results. I cun never feel too grateful to you for tho saving ot my wile's life." liza lenn although before using the medicine she was given up to die by all tho attending physicians, her father assures inc that she has now fully recovered.” 11.. . _,., 2 Mrs. C aroline S immonds , Medina, N. Y„ writer mfium ÂL ■ 1 have been troubled with symptoms of malaria, ««’iti. lever, .... .... 4 lor V. ». three years, I,. L .. alter 4'4 <... i using i.im. t three hraa with but !"!■ VFR I hoi ties °1 your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ and I -tLit. ■ ■ pj,.HKaut Purgative Pellets,’ 1 am happy to «ay Hint I am entirely cured, and to-day I am per fectly well and able to do my own work." Dl l' pepsin.—L ucy A. W ood , Taylor’s StonJS, wriira: "Aller nuiuy yeurs ot great rutl< ring from tlie evils of djsix ;>«ia, 1 was induced to try your ‘Coid ri Medical Discovery,’nnd I cannot rxpn« the gratitude I feel lor the great good it has aoue nie. 1 do not suffer any pain from eating, anal enjoy life as well as uuybody can wish." D ispepsia C ured . a M's. CutiTts B ooue . West Flnmlmry. B, ■ LIMmUFR Bw,1'e«: "Two bottles of your‘Golden Me®« ■ llluuntlLd a Discovery 'cured tny cough and chronic aiar- I ’111 Online I then. It Inis workitl like u charm in my caw- I I nu Uuubn. I It is truly wonderful. 1 walked over a mile I— m »I.»* last week to recommend your medicine»." D. M. FERRY 4 CO. uw admitted to b. the LAMEST SEEDSMEN •n the world. D. M. FERRI ACO'S Illustrated, Dea- erlptive * Priced SEED ANNUAL For 1887 will bn mailed FREE to all applicants, and to last season’s customers without or dering it. invaluable to all. Every per. ion ueing Gar- den. Field or Flower SEEDS »hould tend for «. Address I. M. FERRY A CO. Detroit, Mich. A man once advertised for a privat • iecret:iry, and to one of the applicants laid: “Think you could abuse a man? "Do what?” “Abuse a man -call him a liar an 1 a (rand and t thief? ’ “Why, I suppose I could if he really wanted mo to.” "You could call h in a hypocrite and i carpet-liagger and a political shyster iml all that kind of thing?” “1 think 1 might f lie d dn’t object.” “Could you ae u-e him of having been in jail and say he xvas once tarred «nd feather ’d and was a tit subject for m imbecile asylum?" “Probably I could.” “Would you have any objections to reading a p ece five or six times a day to him in which it is claimed that he poisoned his grandmother and blew up his nat ve town witli dynamite.” "None whatever.” "1 suppose ton could write nn occa sional article find.ng fault with every thing he had ever done, was doing or ever expected to do?” "Guess I could.” “You're the man I want then, and von mav c insider yourself engaged. \ on see I have just returned from serv ing a four years' term as Governor of a Territory and have got to accustomed to be ng abused that I can't get along M. K‘‘V. S idney C. D avis , Oalien, Michigan McflVEI uUu “ 1 wish* in thiH tettop:to expn'ss my gmtitn!u?: ITHJhCLUUO Mrs |>avis anU IU lf for the DcurnTQ ha8 1x1011 accomplished in her case by t utlttHlo. your proprietary medicines. When «he 0 l — ■■ ii !■■■——I to take them, in January last, she could i»5‘Wn dure the least jar, could walk but a very few steps at a tinw could stay up only about thirty minutes at a time. Now ahZ « only sits up almost the entire dav. but can walk around « hi 01 her neighbors, two and three blocks away, and not fed J* injurious effects at i ll. kmF r ... When we oonsider consider that tiiut she had k™,i° bed the greater part <>r the time for te. n months, and would lose r< i-ut.-Dv ,? uuvanw she had made, her t>r<>g< ss nr,2 lne marvelous. We had almost lost cuJnSj ill rn U'UIVVK piuvvtynxtt S, al iU ttd VertifW’d YDtr.'' FflR MfiNTHS in ‘‘dlott,.P ructltl,»no 1 r8» and advertised run Ifiunind. ,|j ea but have found in vorn- lira, year hr Dr il pS; • Favorite Prescription ’ and ‘ l'l lii.t«,^1 properties r. , _ needed. . and which w hvileve will briair abom coiupletv und final recovery.' uul “ FERRY’S SEEDS Get Along Without Abntr. A LUCKY DRY GOODS MAN. . ... , , Mrs. F.O ats , of .S/imiuuy, III., writes: “When A (hflMAM <!|I bait used Dr. Pierces 'Favorite Prescription U HUI"«" » lono week.« could wait all < over .......... the door-yard. PnzTITIlnr land 1 could rmt into a -.vmron and ride two miles Un? 111 uUC. |t>> s.- ■ my neiylil'o. t. 1 li id not l».n able to walk out in the door-yard for six months. After using the ‘ Favorite Prescription' two weeks, I rode in a wagon ten miles' mv neighbors were nil surprised to see me vp and going about and li. Iping to do my housework, alter doctoring Willi thirteen of the best physicians we eoulil get —and the last one told my husband that I would never be able to do my housework any more. I am thankful to my Goa that I wrote to you, for I had suffered from ‘Female Weakness until I had almost given up in despair.” | n: j I Mis. J?, ilcox , FriendxMp, r. e r.. . W hiluva / ii’H'i.-atp, j N. .» . K, * ., writes: v»»«vvO. 1PRRSRIF I “For five or six years 1 had been badly troubled 1 tnniULU I with female weakness and terrible pains across DllU I the small of my back and pit, pit of the stomach. I flirt. I Three bottles of Dr. Pierce’s ‘Favorite Prescrip- I • ■■ 111ii.i^wwl don ■ acted like a charm, und cured me com pletely, to my great Joy.” >> • C fa — —• •V M C o . B £.2- h ïkf? .j ä à. s c < S » F & ■S o S- ô >» S ® ,. ’Thnroughly cleanse the blood, which is the fountain of health, by using Dr. Pi< rec’s Golden Medical Discovery, and good digestion, a tair skin, buoyant spirits, vital strength, and soundness of constitution will be established. , . . Golden Medical Discovery cures nil humors, from the common pimple, blotch, or eruption, to the worst Scrofula, or blood- Gta^^EÏÏi“'uteîri.n CUrtnï bult-fh‘-'t!n‘ w TcttCT- Fevewort* lYlp-jolnt Dteeo», Scrofulou» Sort# »»i I G , Kcnuond. Pa., writes: “My is getting well fast. Winn she began to A bscess of wife use your‘Golden Medical Discovery,' onr best in In,liana County said she would die. L iver . doctors Tin y s:tid your medicine would do her no —.—77—;—F'11’'1: t lint she had an ulcer on her liver us large saac ibson as half a loaf of bread. W ell, sir, to our surprise, when she began using your ‘Golden Medicitl Discovery,' site commenced spitting up phlegm for some two weeks, nnd then commenced spitting up corruption and blotxl (it looked like what cwn-.es out of a blood boll) tor sotne ten days. 3bo now has been well for weeks.” Roils and Carbuncles.—J. A dams , Esq.. Toledo. Ohio writes: “I have used nine bottles of your ‘Gold, n Me,ileal Dis covery,’ and tlie result is I am to-day free from ts.ils and carbun cles for the first titne in many year».'' constipation and rieccs. Mrs. A. D. J ohnson . Genrnr- foien, Ky„ writes; " the ‘Golden Medical Discovery' relieved me at once. I had a very bad sore on the back of mv left hand lor five montlis, and it cured that, as well as constipation imd mdiges- tion, from which I was suffering very much." Mrs. A. L. C ory , HaiUey, Cranford Co., Kw- writes: ‘‘My son, aged fifteen years, taken down last January with swellings on n» right shoulder, left hip and knee. He lay help less lor five months, when great abs«**J formed, four of which continued to discharge nt the time be commenced using Discover) „ your . ™ ‘ ’ Golden C.oklen Medical Dweovro hotties of w und« .. r your advice. Now, «fter after having I t — 1----- used ' four ‘ ‘ • T>i«nr»\*o»str ’ bo __ walks three-fourths of a® Discovery, he is almost well and to schoo every day. A scrofulous sore on his arm, which ran constantly for two years, bus healed completely under tbe imra- enev ot tbe remedy named.” a S ores . | k'eycr.Sorc«.”-Mr». A. H. C rawford . Linn GmM. Bssf 1 ista Co., J ouxl wrttce: “ I am the person who wrote to Jou l. v< ais a;ro tor advice respecting fever-sores on my k g. 1 bottles of your Gokien Midical Discovery ’ and was cured. Serofllloiln Tumor mid lore Eyc«.-Mrw. 8. F.. C»-»F n<)N. of Green uikk I, S. C., writes: ” My daughter has been «‘nt?ry- cured of scrofulous sore ey< s and a large tumor on l*cr “SJ l the use of your ‘Qo)<k>n Medical Discovery-’ 1 have great faito in all your medicines.” C0NSU!»FTI0M,WEAK LUNGS, SPITTING OF BLOOD. puriVb's the bl'i«"’’ ** ** ° so'vrcl«n ri nudy. White it promptly cure« the aevcrcst Cough« it strengthens" the s>stim «llJ ». Th!‘.>nUwrV.‘.'e Fvef" rflrs eod-ll'.. r oil are trifling whi n compared with thus- nos««s.d hr flokten Misliral DUcorrff; “w^ingrdterasra.'!;’ 8''8'""'1*11*1 in rrasiB the tirali and weight of those reducod’bTlow tb^ usual standard of lira«* W Wonderful Cure. D inu i . Ft.kTCHtR. Esq., r./omed- . .V.I.I., writes: "Meail.v live years ago. I .< -i. „ „ f .. 1 i . ............ irumg wnien tne ' — . i ■ . , —- irding which the >i, i .. — unable _j illSFA^F tlinm .............._ physiinns who atti c.' I me — were to motnotj o, 1( , of the f On .most physician« In Boston ................... -- .■ - physicians In Borton ’ tiled it a tumor of the stomach, and treated me tor that, nearly killing me with pliysic; anoi . r.'nTonvw'iwhie'piiv- sician. thought 1 had consumption. When taken siek. I weighed 157 pounds. I suffered from a heavy cough, night-sweats, kidney troubles, etc., and was reduced s> rapidly that mv physi cians gave tne up. They were unable to help'me in the least Ac that time I weighed but ninety pouncs. ai"l had not been able to lie down, but had to sit up in order to breathe. I hail been con fined to tny room for six month«, expecting io die. 1 was so l.nd nt times that I could not allow nnv one to come into my room as I could ’■ ' talk; nor was I able to v 3:k. I pickt i up one of ei'itr tv-m.-rm lu-n • on th, ;i.-• r .>1 t'u hot. I Where 1 was boarding, and after wading it I began taking your * Golden Medical the Iw.: tin ..I.» ..... 1 Disivn .. . t. . ery.' t ... and is Uc I irr Href ,WHtIe brought mr around -or hat I could walk I uun LUNj Xs = i #55 ï-ïê S aved ! le remedy. It not at druggist J remit fl per bottle, 6 f orla, to nt(^..PO.bcxtt33»KF, ■we D 0/ To long loans . #t».t<l nelon« a# inter «et i* e- t i t; O Pfreewd nera rtty only for Inlorr«' Studenti ftar par tic u nr*. Loan forata, •ta N.mititH^ T. S. Gardner, NaaM^i P wm * CiMlaaau.0 I N P N Ü No <1 -A F. N F N« *.•> HtO Lirt. | i™/’« «JJj11?.' T ' on N ’~‘P V* ■■ijj up. ami i ::lr.,s1 «o nip:<’l' ; >it astonished n' 1 bave taken no other medi, ine Finer then< and ‘ • have used perban* twenty bottles in all of this rucdieino. 1 .......... J 1 t - Bk ’-ing jt in August, one year ago. I tis i tint it lies tuwsl my life •. I now weigh alxiut ItiO pounds, and 1 think, n ci mv frien with me. that this metili ine saved mv life. Tt cerb.inly ts well h it« weight in gold, and 1 consider it a wonderful n medi troni i in curing all my ailments." Golden Medical Discovery is Sold by Thttgirlitts. ~~ Consumption Cured. w J Firo Crn’, Ala., writes: "I met with 1 ■ n - friend ot mine not Jong long sinn', since, and ne he tow • k 3 oIELETRM thv vcr7 lo'v statc ™ health he hadI 1* gi , I Is WhCLCIUH, ar.,1 I*, applied to our i,.,t doctor, but k™ ß ûKELETnM °* the very worse low state of his health he hadlb«. ally grew treatment ; w® — — RttCIUH. ar il bad lie nnnlied tn under nur lust and doctor, gw* duced to a skeleton, a fearful cough was but thou« “ nine consumption. While In this low state be made a vistt» , 118 ,’?'!ullons. and while In a distant town, he purchased a be«» niedlclne called, ‘Dr. Pierce's Goldin Medical Discovery, t1, t°ok it, and by the time It was used he was as well as J* * had been. When I saw him, lie looked to be in the N«« 1 health. IDs statement caused a givat deal of inquiry, as ne » man of high standing." R educedto r ' ¡ I BLEEDING I J oseph F. M c F arioind . .4’8'”«. La- J"1*?.. . My "y W1 >e hail hod frequent tneeamg fn wife frequent bleeding lungs before she commenced u’inL,r£- FROM 'Golden Medical Discovery.' She ta» rnun LllNfiX luhbo . hl.j 8ny flnrf, jtM 1)(M. For M,mF two . , d” ntinu,« it." K h*" b"'n fer,ln,f 80 W<“ ,tU“ ’ Conwnniption Cured.—J. A nthoxy S wtnk . v ntc^: tor five j ears I suffered very much from a , Ability. More than a year since I commenced W( '' ,r . 9i?Wun Hedfral Dtaco’err.' and it has completely in< I thank you for tlw spk ndid health I have aince cnl Price $1.00 per Bottle, or Six Bottles for $5-00. WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietor«, 8»o. Mala Street, BVFFALO,