The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953, January 07, 1887, Image 4

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    ALICE.
| down that morning into a civilized girl sliding down hay-rnews and riding ou
and mingle with her fellow-beings
the b.sra doors. She took them across PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL.
How charming wae her presence with us
It was harder even than she h id im­ the meadows to the stream, with the
here.
—Mr. Sewell and Oliver Johnson are
How kind »he wa-» in all her words and ways agined. Tho close school-room almost 1 tt’e grove beside it, and there they
the only two men living who launohed
Her life was like the purest atmosphere
Of rad.ant eyesand tranquil,cloudless da/s. ¿titled her, while the dull monotonous fished fur trout: not that they caught the anti-slavery movent in Boston in
hum of voices had such a stupefying enough to boast of, for only the most
And all th ngs lovelv were beloved of her.
effect that before she had been seated venturesome of fishes would bite in 1882.— Boston Journal.
The far. gad world of flowers and flell long her head dropped on her desk and that uproar of voices. When they goi
—A young lady in Chambersburg,
and tree;
I've seen her ga e. like some rapt worshiper she fell asleep. She was wakened by tired of that .sport they chased the colt i Pa., shows tier fondness for pets by
Upon the moonlit sky or sunset sea.
bringing up a pet pig. She feeds the
something tickling her nose; putting in the orchard and hunt'd out th
There by the sea! ’Twas, there she dwelt her hand up quickly a great bouncing squirrels, with whom Becky carried ou little porker candy, and often when he
awhile
butterfly fluttered through her fingers such a droll make-b lieve conversation is lying asleep the young lady fans him
With kindred hearts, w th music, mirth an ! and shot up into tho air. Now. this that the girls, as they said, "almost to soothe his slumbers.
books.
Her brow had never space for frowns. Her was a playmate W Id Becky never died of laughing.” The sun was get
—Thomas Conway, a Baltimore
smile
could resist; without half realizing t ng low and the grass was all purple youth of seventeen years, took poison
Was beautiful with ‘ sunsh ne of sweet
where she was, she burst into a lou
with shadows when she brought out a and died because his father, a steam­
• looks.”
laugh, and was making a dive for it. table and said that they would hav boat engineer, told him he must go to
And she Is gone! not ever any more
May monuis know her br gbt compan on when, recollecting herself, she slid their supper under the shade of a great work and earn a living. He said he
down again into nor seat, with the butternut tree.
sh p:
would die before he would go to work.
Nor earl tilv mourning shall again restore
painful consciousness that all eyes were
"This is the t'me they'll laugh,” The world will not miss such a charac- j
Light to her e. e or language to her 1 ps.
upon her. The pair that terrified her thought Beeky; "but let ’em. I con dn’t ter.— Baltimore Sun.
Ay, she is gone! The evening light shall most were those upon the platform—not gel up a genteel tea to save my life,
—Rich men have peculiar character- ■
shine.
The waves repeat their murmurs on the Miss Peters’ eyes, but those of another and I shan't try.”
istics, writes a Nashville (Tenn.) i
teacher who had come into the room
And sure enough-the girls di I correspondent. I saw Judge Janies 1
shore
But she who watched the summer day's de during Becky’s nap.
laugh. To see such great platters of Whitworth go to a hotel counter in
cline
“Where did you come from?” asked smoking hot sweet corn, such huge Virginia to buy postal cards and pay
With us may never look or listen more
the woman, sharply, for she was indig­ pitchers of creamy milk, su h sta k? twice the price, and when the return -
Dear Al ce! though beyond of sun or star
of freshly pickled berries, was en mgh change was given him replied: “I |
nant at the interruption of her class.
Thv ever genial sp r.t may have flown,
It cun not bo that thou art gone so far
“Biscuit City, ma’m, ’ was the t ■ make any hungry girl laugh, and in thought they were two cents apiece.”
Thou shalt not yet be loved and love th lie prompt reply.
a way very pleasant to hear. The i
own.
—The Southwestern Christian Advo- ;
“A land productive of biscuits and followed a shakedown on the smooth cate says: "Bishop W. H. Miles, of the |
—Boston Courier,
rude girls,” returned the teacher, face­ floor of the barn, accomplished by the Colored M. E. Church of America, |
tiously, at which the other scholars, aid of Farmer Miller, who whistle 1 th •. weighs three hundred pounds, wears a !
particularly the older ones, laughed lune of “Over the Hills and Far Awav
from the corn-bin. It wasn’t until th i suit which costs him from four to I
most obligingly.
seven dollars, carries a pair of old i
“Unless you can command yoursc’f young moon shoneoutelear and silver,
TIow Sha Improved Horaolf and
that tile young girls found th mis dies time red leather saddle pockets, and
you
had
better
return
there
at
onje,
”
Her Friends.
in the hayc rt riding briskly forward is worth $20,000 in money and city
she continued.
property. He is self-made; but he is j
Wild Becky did not ne'd much urg­ to the school.
“I believe. I never had such a goo I made.”
If there is one thing that th« country ing on that score. As quickly as p ■s-
—The Altoona (Pa.) Register says: I
folks nf Millville were proud of over sible she sprang from her seat, and. time in m, life before.” cried .Millie, “John K. Barclay last week took an
as she saw, with regret, the outline of
nuil above the new organ in their vaulting through trie open window, the building through the trees.
appeal to the Supreme Court at Pbila- ,
“iiieetin’-house" it was the Millville swung herself down to the ground as
“Nori, nor I, nor I,” was heard in delphia from a decree for the payment j
neatly as a boy could have done it,
of $17,000 entered against him by 1
Boarding School, which capped the for she was in great wrath. So off shi answer.
Farmer .Miller recognized one of the Common Pleas Court No. 4 in an equity
wry highest pinnacle of their village. trotted, never looking behind her until
A light set upon a hill, which shed its sho brought up at the kitchen door. voices, and ble-sed it in his heart. It suit brought against him twenty years !
ago by his brother, Charles Barclay. I
literary radiance over the whole place. Through the opening she co lid see her was Wild Beck.'s. As the others left The two brothers have been in litiga- j
them she crawled over to her grand­
Cynthia Adams was the only day- grandfather bonding over the big br ck father's side and laid her hand, warm tion for nearly a quarter of a century, .
oven.
s holar, but she was the squire’s
“Sakes alive! School ain’t out yet, from the grafeful grasp of the school­ and are said to have spent $250,000 in
lighting each other in the courts.”
daughter, and it was a matter of course be it?” he asked, lifting himself up to girls, on his arm.
This started a better state of things
—Stephen Girard, whose lump of
that her schooling should be something get a good view ofthe clock.
Becky flung herself down on tho with Beekv. She began to truly like gold more than balanced his weight,
beyond that of the rest of the village
steps and poured forth her injuries, the girls, then she loved one or two. left the bulk of his $7,500,000 estate to '
girls.
d inrly in true schoolgirl fashion: an I charities in and around Philadelphia j
Ono day, as the scholars were hang­ winding up with a declaration of inde­ to be worthy of their love she tri.id t > and for other good purposes. The
pendence.
ing over the school-yard fence, or. sit
Next camo Astors gave to Astor library $1,000,000;
“i’ll never go again, never. You will improve her immne s.
ting in groups on the steps, waiting
ambition in her studies, and. as under John Hopkins gave $3,000,000 to found
not
ask
it
of
me,
will
you,
grandfa
­
for the school-bell to ring, they heart
it all lay a deep affect on for the goo I a great school; Leland Stanford $10,-
a man with a lusty pair of lungs shout­ ther?”
grandfather, she came out at the end 000,000 for a similar purpose; Ezra
“
Not
if
you
’
re
sot
agin
’
it.
”
said
the
ing •■(lee haw. git up tliar!” in a voice
of the ye ir one of the brightest, hap­ Cornell $2,500,000 to Cornell univer­
so loud that it threat nod to shake the old man. with a sigh, as he passe l into piest girls in the s -ho 4.
sity; J. C. Green $1,500,000 to Prince­
the
buttery
and
brought
out
a
heaping
hills.
There w re outbreaks of mischi f ton College; James Lick $4,000,000 in
dish
of
pancakes.
-•'Flint is one of ohl miller's whispers.
“I thought as how you’d come home now and then. As the ohl man loured the name of benevolence, and James
I do believe,’ laughed Cy nth a
“He's
to the teacher one da . “.•'he couldn't H. Roosevelt spent $1,000,000 in Roose-1
hungry,
and so I ma le a lot of ’em.”
a farmer about here witli a roaring
be tamed all at once:” but this little velt hospital in Ne«c York.— Phila­
B
cky
had
a
weakness
for
pane
ikes,
voice. Such a queer fellow as he is.
girl had at last found the golden key. delphia Press.
and
was
quite
touched
with
the
atten
­
I > be sure. 1 wish you girls could see
■—Hon. William W. Chapman, the j
tion. She moved a chair nearer them And so, in brighten ng the lives of the
him.-'
and
tried to eat, but somehow they unhappv, and in m iking sunshine for first delegate in Congress from the i
••I wish I might!” answered fun lov­
all.
Becky
be
a
me,
in
time,
a
la
ly
in
Territory of Iowa, forty-nine years I
seemed to stick in her throat. The idea
ing Millie K ng.
that her grandfather was sorely disap­ every sens' of that in sused term.— ago is still living in Portland, Oregon, |
• Does he live far from hero?”
Chicago Tribune.
in the enjoyment of excellent health
••His house is way' down by the edge pointed made them hard to swallow.
and in the practice of his profession, j
"What makes you care so much
of the town, beyond the p no wood;
STAYING POWERS.
Soon after the expiration of his Con- |
about my being a lady?” she said, at
they cull the place ‘Bisouit City.'”
Every Young; M in Should Alm to gressional term, which expired March |
"iVhy? Boc vuse they have so many length, laying down her knife and fork, Why Develop
a Working Constitution.
3, 1341, Colonel Chapman,with his wife I
bisen.1 there?” asked a dozen voices and looking fixedly at him.
The fanner wiped his glasses care­
Young mon intending to seek the and children, in an emigrant wagon
at on* e.
fully.
Cynthia shook her head.
honors and emoluments of a profes drawn by three yoke of oxen, drove I
“I dun know,” he answer id; sional life sho lid r m imber that to across the plains and mountains, occu­
“1 guc-s it is bee mse they don’t
have th m,” she said; '‘perhaps they “p’r’aps it’s ’cause your mother would attain them it is indispensable that one pying nearly five months’ time, to j
Oregon, of which he was one of the 1
w uh they did. and s > call it that. All I have liked it; sho used to take to
should have great personal vigor and earliest pioneers.
really know about it is that there does Teamin’ an I to gentle ways, and grand
not seem to be any one there to cook folks nat'rally as horses take to bay. power of endurance. Thu demand on
much, aiivway; for Farmer Miller lives I wanted you to be like her; but laws the vitality of a successful cierg man.
"A LITTLE NONSENSE."
alone with his granddaughter, a girl me! ’taint in natur’s you could be that doctor, lawyer, architect or engineer,
kind
any
more
than
a
hen
could
ba
a
about our age.”
—The eyes of poisonous snakes have
is tremendous and continuous. Th
‘‘Couldn't she make biscuit?” per­ gosl ng. It don’t matter.”
min I may be trained, informed, aeu:e been found by Dr. Benjamin Sharp to
“Yes it doos, gr in tiaiher;" and
sisted Milito, unw Hing to give up tho
full of resources and elastic, but it is have elliptical pupils, while in the j
idea that tliev abounded in Biscuit Becky, jumping up. wound her arms easily wearied if the l odv 's destitute harmless species they are circular.— !
around his neck, and shed a tear o
Citv.
of st lying power, and seeks rest afie Boston Budget.
“Becky! I’d like to see any thing two on the h ick of his old waistcoat.
—“Bobbv, did you thank Mr. Feath- |
a lew hour of exertion. In such, cases
"It isn’t that I’m so against the
decent that Wild Becky could make.
erly for giving you the penny?” in- j
there
is
but
a
slight
prospect
of
pro
No one in the village will have any learning.” she continu’d; "it’s the fcsssional su • 'ess.
quired his mother. "Yes, ma'am.” !
thing t i do with her. for she’s such a folks I can’t stand. ’
Wellington’s success as a General “What did you say?" “I said encore.” i
wild, harum-scarum thing and so
"Well, soin i of 'ein's ra'her trvin’,”, was la gely due to his extraordinary —N. F. Times.
green too. that you’d mistake her for answered the farmer, "but there’s one power of so enduring fatigui that at
—A Leipsic paper contains the fol­
g ass, just as likelv as not.”
powerful queer thing in hum m natur’. the end of a long day’s work, he n\is lowingadvertisement: “The telescopes
Cynthia stopped abruntly, for tho If you feel ag’in a man, d > a favor for still fresh an-l lit for labor. His phvs of my make will even bring a fly, at a
"(leu-haw” s mnded nearer every him, an’ you’re sure to like him better.
distance of two miles, so near that you
moment, and now a pair of oxen camo There’s ’Squire Adams—I used to hate ¡cal vigor enabl -d him to be wherever can distinctly hear it buzz.”
lumbering over the brow of tho hill, him like fury; but since I’ve been in he was wanted, ami thus to see every-
—Summer Theatricals:
“Do you
fid lowed by a rickety haycart, at the the habit of lending him my yoke of tli'r.g fo> liims -If
Tae tra iling which develops this pass tlie perfesh?” asked a seedy indi- j
end of which was poised a bare-headed oxen. I’ve got the better on it.”
vigor and endurane ■ is not always that vidual ofthe door keeper of the thea- [
young person in a cloud of dust. Het-
“Well, grandpa, I’ll go to school which tits a man to be a stroke-oar, or ter. "What is your profession?” ‘I'm
ample bonnet swung from the top of just one day long r to lend’em to his
You’re
one of the poles which formed tho sides daughter. Such fixed up city girls a cunning ball pitcher, or a supple a tramp.” “Pass right in.
gymnast. On the contrary, while ex­
of the cart, evidently for the purpose haven’t the si ghtest idea of how to amples are n 4 wanting of men who one of us, I see.”— Tul-Bits.
—“What a bad complexion Miss
of proving to tlm pasors by that she have a good time. I might bring them
possessed the article, though she did down here and show tiiepi how it is havo been “champions” of something Sloaper has.” “Well, she ought to
or
oth
-r
in
co
lege,
and
who
have
been
have. She's all the time doctoring it.
not choose to wear it. She looked up done.”
noted through life for perfect mental Actually, she puts sulphur on her
at it rather wistfully, however, as her
So. to tho surprise of everybody, th • and physical vigor, the athletic train­ fac«»
"Sulphur!
What’s sulphur:
ehampion, Farmer Miller, with thunder­ following day Wild Becky appeare 1 at
ing of the oarsman and ball-plaver good for?” "Matches.”— Life.
ing exelamat o s, drove the cart np to
school.
The
scholars
all
laughed
as
often unfits a man for a successful pro
the school-house gate.
—In a store: Lady—Your store has
‘•Pile out, Becky,” he roared, “and sho came tearing in, and making a fessional career. For eminence in any been recommended to me as having ■
qu-
er
little
bob,
which
did
duty
as
a
profess
on
is
only
attained
when
mind
We ll SO >n lix it up with ’em here.
some very nice silk parasols. Clerk —
Don’t bo skoored, gal. Bo you the courtesy, baggel to bi forgiven for and body are fresh, elastic and ready You pet ve has got 'em. Our new
yesterday
’
s
m
siloings
to go on after many hours of continu­ parasols throws everydings in dot line i
schoolmartn?”
Perhaps M ss Peters knew by instin t ous labor -it may be writing it a desk, in de shade.— Prom the Herman.
I’lm q lestion was ad tressed to Miss
Peters, t'm principal, who, at this what a penance this was to the child, or addressing a jury, or engaging in a
—An orthographical oddity—
paidiauienta y d'b itof earing for a
or it u<iv b i that, in spite of hir peon
Juncture, came politely forward.
A youih who whs teaching the dumb
‘‘I haven’t much ¡earnin’ mvself, I tile way. she had a real sympathy for multitude o: patients during an epi­
To read, and to write, and to eumb,
Fell Into dingraee
ma'am." ho continued, ‘but I'm bound Becky, and disapproved of the offen­ demic. In any case it demands a mon-
And lost a good place,
that my g il, hero, símil have an good a sive manner of her assistant. At all tal activity which subjects nerves and
liy
being
too fond of bls ruinb.
chance as tlm rest of ’em. She’s a events, the matter was lightly- treated, brain to the severest tension.
—Boston Courier.
l’r.>fe sional men require not the
good gal. Becky is. only a trille wild- and the "wild girl” was soon estab
body of an atlil t ■, but a working con
— Editor-Yes, your poem will have
■ ike. and n el’s nettl nr a bit. I’m a lished in her seat.
At recess the girls paired off two bv stitulion, and that is not unfrequently to be returned. The idea is very good
letter hand at settlin' bills than lively
found in men of slender frame and but the verses limp somewhat. {
young creatures like this one; so if two but no one spoke to her.
y »it’ll tend to one I'll tend to t’other.”
"Dear, dear,” thought the child: small muscles Their lifting power is Springbard. Well. I can account fur !
“nobody isn’t nobody here unless they small, but their staying power is great. that. I had a very bad case of rheu- I
and handing the poor girl over, turn
Such a constitution is gi nerally born, niatism when I wrote them.— Chicago
bling her b mnut after her, he was are a couple, and I ain’t.”
not ma de, and yet it is within a ycung Rambler.
I ilf-wnv down the hill b dore Will
When the afternoon session broke u
man's power to develop it by attention
Becky ha I made up her mind wlieth r that day a hayeart, with two big work
— “Pa, Jimmy Tuffboy says I needn't
she wool I lie settled or not.
horses, stood drawn up before th ■ to the laws of t io body and mind. bold my head so high just because
Nourishing
food,
abstinence
from
stim
It was very disagreeable standing fashionable establishment. The b >ttom
you're an Aldermen.
He says my
t ere v/. th all the girls staringather, of the cart was strewen thickly with ulants and n.i.c.»ties, regular exercise, grandpa was hanged.” "He lies, the
the
d
i
ly
sponge
bath
and
flesh-brush,
she thoug'it: and. glancing shyly out fragrant hay. while old Farmer Mille?.
little beggar, he lies; you can tell him
plenty of sleep, ami meth dical habits, so! Your grandpa died in jail, and I
from under her long lashes, her eyes in his sh rt-sleevi s. held the reins
are
the
means
by
which
a
working
con
­
res'ed gladly on the fam.liar feature* Cynthia Adams was one of the last to
can prove it.”— A. Y. Telegram.
■ f the squ re’s daughter.
leave the school-room. Who can de­ stitution m iv be gained and developed.
—Waiter girl to (commercial trav­
—
loui'A
’
s
t
’
yuip«
tion,
“(low do. Cynthia?” she said, nod
scribe her astmidimmt when, upo i
eler) There's roast beef and roast
---
-I—
ding in such a civil wav that it tur- gaining the yard, she beheld Wild
duck. Commercial traveler—Canvas [
pri-od herself.
A Prospective Pitcher.
B'ckv standing upon a horse-block and
back duck? Waiter girl—Yes. Com­
Cynthia looked blankly into her’faoe actually inviting those city girls to
There was a baby born in a litt'e mercial traveler (facetiously)—Is it
a moment without making the slightest "hitch on.” Most of the scho’avs
vigil of recognition, then, wheeling looked as horrified as Cynthia expected, suburban neighborhood to the nortti of shirred down the front with lace cuffs
around on her heels, alm turned her but Millie King and four or live other the city lately, and considerable curi 1 turned back over the sleeves. Marv?
Waiter girl—The same. Commercial '
l ack s pinrel» upon h r. A titt rw nt
oily souls tumbled in for the fun of it. os ty wa - manifested in the new comer traveler—I will try some of it, I guess.
around the yard. Everyone ae.'inad
Farmer Miller shouted to Miss Peters by a small group of boys, ranging in Waiter girl—Very well, sir; will you J
iimusi-d but poor Becky, who shut Imr th it h ■’■! bring ’em homo safe airl years from eight to twelve, who con
mouth t ghtly. and her heart, too. for sound afore bedtime. and. cricking his stiluted the entire boy population of have it with or without? Commercial
traveler With or without what? Wai­
that matter, and hated her kind. As wsip. they were soon rattling down the neighbo hood.
she jo ned tho crowd squeezing into tho hiil, the girls getting such a shako
"Is it a boy? ’ one of th • eight year ter girl —Buuons.—,V. F. Times.
—Bride's little brother to bride- !
the sch ol house she Wondered why up as t iey had never had before; hu
Otds asked.
groom Did it hurt you much when
“Yes. ’
she had ever consented to be brought they held on t » the poles I ke monkeys
Io school. 'I'he old w Id life per­ tilling thv way w th their inerrv shouts
“Good enough. When he grows up she did it? Bridegroom—What hurt
Bride's L.
B.—The hook. ,
fee ly
contented
her.
d'o
roll and laughter, and by the tlm? thev ha
he can belong to o ir base ball club, me?
about for hours under the wide­ r '.sc o'.I the ion g winding r »nil th cig
and by 'n by there’ll be an th?r bab' Did it go in your lip? Bridegroom— ;
spread oaks, with fr.endlv squirrels, th ■ p'ne w >o Is they were tho o igh
around Imre s.miewhcre, and pretty I don t know what you mean, j
Johnnie?
Bride's
mother—Leave ■
orto chase tho brook asitdashe I gayly enchanted with their novel mods' ■
soon we’ll have a nin ■! ’— flab /iwd.
■ own the hills, was pleasanter than the riding.
the table this instant. Johnnie. B.'s
»<» i t of gi Is. she had always thought.
Such a queer, homely house as it v.
—Or Michael Foster' ? stat m >r.t thin L. B. —What for? I only wanted to
But tho fact was her grandfather had before wh eh they stopped! B •■•’
color-blindness is due to smoking al know if it hurt him. You said Sis had
taken it into ip* dear ol I head to make didn't try to hide any part of it. u
fished for bim a long time but she
ways the same kind of tob i co is d
h lady of her. an I, rath r than d sap
m ide them wel min ■ tit ■« whole, a
cided y nnsatisfa tory in one parti li ar booked him at last, and I wanted to
p > nt the k nd soul who had done so to the great barn, too with itanumb • i it doe not explain the color him Im
know if - —. B.’s L. B. is yanked out
o uch f r her. W Id Becky made less hid n; places, initiating th in
of his chair and hurried from the room
of persons who never «moke at a’J.
and the bridegroom becomes medita-
a d sperate otlott to plume herself once into the most approved way
CAicag-i Tribune.
tiv».— Boston Courier.
“WILD BECKY.”
THECIANTOF MEDICINES.
The Most Effective and Popular
Remedy Ever Discovered.
WHY IS IT SO EFFECTIVE IN iS0
HANY DIFFERENT DISEASE^
-w-a t jiY one remedy can affect so many c.iees is tills: 1 lie diseases have a oitri,,
\ V cause, and a remedy that can aflect the cause, permanently cures all th .J?
eases. Unlike any other organ in the b .dy, the Kidney when diseased, may itaif u
free from pain, and the very fact that it is not painful le .ds many people t,
it is diseased. But Medical AufumtM agree that it can be/«r Vonf with
«
yet yhc forth no pain, because it has tew if any nerves of (wnaatmn and th. W4rel"
md? means of convey ms the semm of H"; thus uncmeciously <1 «eased if
entire svdem. We do not open a watch to see if it is going or is in good order W.
look at the hands, or note the accuracy of its time, bo we need not ..pen th,. Jjj
to see if it is diseased. We study the condition of the system. Now then, KIDS v
DISEASE produces Any of the Mlowinil Common and Unsuspected
CVUDTnMQs llack
J uusui U detire to urinate ut night; Flntterins
V Y Wil I vIVID ■ pain
I heelings; Unusuftl amount of (,'rean
Froth in water; Irritated, k
Pick!6 Appetite; Scalding
Acid, bitter taste, with furred to
Morning; Headache and Neural^!
Abundance of pale, or scanty llrwof dark-colm e<l vraler, Sour-8toinach; Hearthm
with Dysiwpsia; Intense pain, upon sudden excitement, in the Small of the Bak-
Deposit of mucous some time after urination; Loss of Memory; Rheumatism, ch'da
and fever and Pneumonia; Dropsical Swellings; Red or white brick du,t.
and tube casts in the miter; Constipation, alternating with L.maeness; Short break.
Pleurisy and Bronchial affections; Yellowish pale skin, etc.
These are only the chief disorders or symptoms caused by a diseased cimditi,» g
the kidneys. Now then, isn't it clear to you that the kidneys, being the eauie„(1||
these derangements, if they are restored to health by the great specific “ Warner'»
SAFE Cure,” the majority of the above ailments will disappear? There isJVO
MYSTERY ABOUT IT. It does cure many bad states of the system pr.-ci,e|V11
we have indicated. Now ^wlien the kidneys are diseased, the albumen, the lih
property of the blood, esoapes through their walls and passes away in the sit»
while the urea, the kidney poison remains, ami it is this kidney poison in Ihtilni,
that, circulating throughout the entire body, affects every organ, and prodwaallth
above symptomt.
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Therefore, we say confidently that Warner's SAFE Cure” is TH'iMrt
EFFECTIVE MEDIt IRE EVER DISCOVERED for the human race. Itisthe
common remedy which, overcoming the common causa, rem.ives the greatest ¡»Mi
number of evil elects from the system. Let us note a few of these diseases «nd bv
they aro’affi cted by kidney poison, and cured by
“WARNER’S SAFE CURE,”
PnUQIIMDTIAN ■ in B prftat ,nany ca8es Consumption is only the
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uUnOUIfll I lull • diseased condition of the system and not an original^
ease; if the kidneys are inactive and there is any natural weakness in the lungs, the
kidney poison attacks their substance and eventually they waste away and are destroyed.
Dip your finger in acid ai.d it is burned. Wash the finder every day in acid and it
•oon becomes a festering sore and is eventually destroyed. The kidney poison acid
in the blood has the same destructive effect upon the lungs; For this reasou a person
whose kidneys are ailing will have grave attacks of Pneumonia in the Spring ofthe
year, Lung fevers, Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Pleurisy, etc., at all seasons of the
year. Rectify the action of the kidneys by Warner's SAFE Cure,” a*nan
hundreds of thousands have done, and you will be surprised al the impi'ovemeiit in tk
condition of the lungs.
IMDAIPFH rVP.QirUT- Kidney acid with some persons has aneiiw/
I III i HI 111-U LlC OIUIII ■ affinity for the optic nerve, and though we have
never urged it as a cure for disordered eye-sight, many persons have written us ex­
pressing surprise that after a thorough course of treatment with “Warner's SAFE
Cure,” their eye-sight has been vastly improved. In fact, one of the best oculists in
the country says that half the patients that come to him with bad eyes, upon examin­
ation he discovers are victims of kidney disorder. We have no doubt that the reas-n
why so many people complain of failing eye-sight early in life, is thrt, all unconscio®
to themselves, their kidneys have been out of order for years, and the kidney poison ii
gradually ruining the system.
OPIUM H ARITR"
a well-known fact, recently shown anew, that opium,
Us lUlVI I1HDI I Oa morphine, cocaine, whisky, tobacco and other enslaving
habits capture their victims by their paralyzing effects upon the kidney« and liv r,
In these organs the appetite is developed and sustained, and the best authorities «kite
that the habits cannot be gotten rid of until the kidneys and liver are restored to perfvl
health. For this purpose, leading medical authorities, after a thorough examination
of all claimants for the honor of being the only specific for those organs, have awarded
the prize to “Warner’s SAFE Cura ”
Kvery reputable physician will tell you that rheumatismb
it 11L VIVIfl 3 I VIVI ■ caus 'd by an acid condition of the system. With some icii
uric acid, or kidney poison; in others, it is lithic acid, or liver poigon. This acidcos-
ditvm is caused by inactivity of the kidneys and liver, false action of the stomach and food
assimilating organs. It affects old people more than young people because the add
been collecting in the system for years and finally the system becomes entirely
wiidified. These acids pr since all the various forms of rheumatism. “Warner's
SAFE Cure” acting upon the kidneys and liver, neutralizing the acid and correct­
ing their false action, curet many cases of rheum >t:sin. “Warner’s SAFE Rheu*
matic Cure,” alternating w.th the use of “Warner's S afe Cure” completes the
work.
Rl AnnFR niQnPDFPQ* G’OMand other high medical authorities my
DLMUUCn uiounucno. that most of the bladder diseases or^ndeirti
false action of the kidneys, and urinary tract. Uric acid constantly coursing th6Mib
these organs inflames and eventually destroys the inner membrane, producing the
intense suffei'ing. Sometimes this kidney acid solidifies in the kidneys in the form
(xravel* which in its descent to the bladder produces kidney colic. Sometimes the add
solidifies in the Bladder, producing calculous or Stone. “Warner’s SAFE Cure"
has restored thousands of cases of inflammation and catarrh of the bladder and ha
effectively corrected the tendency to the formation of gravel and stone. It challtitftt
comparison with all other remedies in thia world. Buy to-day.
“WARNER’S SAFE CURE”
CONCFSTIRN" ^’on"est*‘)n*8a collecting together of blood in any one place,
y VHUL.U I IViv ■ if there is loss of nervuos action in any organ the blood vessel«
do not allow the blood to circulate and it stagnates. If this condition exists very bn?
the collecting blood clots and eventually destroys the organ. Many person - are uncon­
scious victims of this very common condition. The heart, determined as it is to for®
blood into every part of the system, has to work harder to get it through the clogged
organ, and eventually the Heart breaks down and palpitation, excessive action, rush of
blood to the head, distressing head aches, indicate that the Congestion hat
chronic and is doing damage to the entire system. Congestion of th<j kidneys i« "N
of the commonest of complaints and is the beginning of much chronic misery.
ner's SAFE Cure” will remove it.
Ft MAI F COM PI AIMTQ" Wh*t we have said about Congestion appli®
UUlTIrLHIIl I O. with particular force to the abore coinplain’l
J hey are as common as can be. and as every doctor can tell you, most'of them btfl*
in this congestive condition of the system, which, not being regularly corrected, grow»
into disease and produces these countless s.ifferings which can be alluded to but not
Print Thousands have been permanently cureii.
BLOOD DISORDERS' '‘'«»otetrangetlmt bo many, many peopl«®“
UUVVU uiuunucno. U9 that since thev have given themselves thoro"gk
treatment with Warner’s SAFE Cure” their thick and turgid blood, tj®
heavy, blotched, irritable skin hav, disap|<eared under its potent influenca T”
kidney poiean in the blood thickens it. It is not readily purified in the luDgs, andtM
result b the impurities come out of the suiface of the body, and if there is any Im»
disease all tne badness in theblooil teems to collect there. Our experience justifies us inw*
statement that Warner’s SAFE Cure” is “the gratest blood purifier knoss
I he treatment must l>e very thorough.
M‘«.Vpq>plecomplain more or lees through'1
oiumaun ni^HRnERQ* the
,¿7 ;.jth ,t,;Iliach ¿¡.order»: iw":
Indigestion, Vt aterbraah, heat and distress in the stomach, sharp pains, («4«“
aches, want of appetite, lack of energy. Now, these are exactly the eom/ibcns
will be pro luced in the stomach when the blood is filled with kulney poison: P«ep»
doee themselves with all sorts of stomach reliefs, but get no t>etter. They never ™
get better until they give their attention to a thorcugh reviving of kidney and h’«
action by the means ofthe only s|iecific— “Warner's SAFE Ctre.”
CONSTIPATION
distressing ailmeuts, more eeffi' '■
irMI iun, Pll FQ* 'Uiese
among oneclasstha» another, ar.net
disorders, but are secondary to imperfect action of the kidneys and liver. Then»»™
cathartic is bile, which is taken fiom the blo.sl by the liver. If the liver fs>» *
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not ’»rthcoming and th. person gets into a oonstipated habit This, erw»
ally followed by piles, is almost always an indication of congested liver, and 1 W*
ing down of the system. Remove the congestion, revive the liver and restore w* ■
kidneys by the use <>f * Warner's 8AFE Cure.” and these constitutions!**
ondarv diseases disappear.
HEADACHES'
any P^P1® »nffwnntold ’ agonle.
all their live, with hsad»«
w •7un
. They try ev,‘rT r,me<ly
*■=’• '"*■ “'ey have not rtrnck *
cause. With soma tempo a nent», kidney acid in the blood, in spite of all th»!»»*
hi T u 1
inflame the brain and produce intense suffeiing. Those
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headaches which do not yield readily to local treatment, may be regarded quit« *
tainly aa of kidney origin,
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IS?!1! SCIENTIFIC „FACTS,
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reputation. Its sales for the past year hs" J*
*,nd
"ivertimng thereof les, than enr, showing inooatsBM?**
T‘eU ‘ I*™»n*nt place and value.
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disoiae, but we can tell them fro-*
Mnt!> du‘e'M that produce, no pain thatbl^W
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great and all powerful, because in nine «**
dei”t ml?
'V* •,'!'P*ct®d *>▼ either the physician of tho victim! Tbs I*
mon\. th.» 2^?d\^l’n’e ,tye" after y*ar troubled with little odd aches sd*
% fTwPl* !"mi.Ongh,t.
U ’“'ritatea moment aa to the reel
SAFE C .,1“ SJ7.h^”elf thorough constitutional treatment with “
an b LS?! m * nd Warner »SAFE Pill.,” he will get a
■> hl. own experience. u hundreds of thousand, have done, that«£
tl?L th
di?T*
™iIy “tributahli^to * deranged condition of the
and that they will ¿..appear when th.ee organ, are restored to health.
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ASK YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHAT THEY THINI?
“WARNER’S SAFE CURE.’