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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1886)
I BRITISH GREAT GUNS. A LIBERAL RAILROAD. We can recommend moat highly the liberality of the Northern Pacific Rail WHAT ONE MAY SEE AT WOOLWICH road for their action in making a ARSENAL, ENGLAND. sweeping reduction in their passenger rates in Montana, Washington and A Hundred Acre« of Mugaxlne* and Idaho. Thia company have placed Fouudriee - The Gun Factory —An themaelvea on record, aa the first rail FZlghty-One-Ton Infant — Fa road whose intereata are identical with those of the Pacific Northwest that mous Old Cannon. baa voluntarily reduced ita ratea to a uniform basis. [Frank Yeigh in Detroit Free Press.] The management, consider that, in In some way or other the seer« tary of war overlooked me when in London* but it wa* I the intereata of the people along the only necessary to drop him a line at his | line, and in view of the increased headquarter* in Fall Mall to receive a earnings and local travel, they can prompt reply in the shape of a formal docu- , consistently reduce their local ratea to ment notifying me that the war department ; a uniform basis of 5 cents per mile. had ordered the Woolwich arsenal authori ties to admit me to that establishment. The I These rates are applicable upon the ride down the river in a penny boat—pa-s | main line and all its branches through ing under London bridge, over the tunnel | out Montana, Washington and Idaho, and by Billing-gate, Greenwich and Black and go into effect January 1st. This well—took about an hour. Beaching the ; reduction is equal to 30 per cent, lower ma. sive iron gate of the arsenal, a commit- ; rates in Montana and Idaho, and 20 tee of reception, composed of five as hand- I some policemen as ever snored against a per cent, in Washington. The traveling public contingent to lamp post, ha 1 thoughtfully been provided, i one of whom led me into an offioe, where 1 ! the line of the Northern Pacific Rail was invite«I to sign my autograph—a simple road have every reason to feel well request that 1 always accede to. disposed towards such a liberal man Once inside the hundred acres of inaga- | agement. zi • and foundries surround the visitor in bewildering profusion. Here and there odd little trains of cars drawn by odd little en gines went winding among the shops on nar . BURDETTE row guage track«. To the right of the main roadway was ths cap factory, the shining; explosives pouring in streams from the Pay* a Tribute to the Memory of Hii Meek Mannered School Teacher. swiftly-working machines like wheat from a j Bennie Gibbs is one of the daring, venture fanning mi'I. Adjoining stood the bullet de partment where thousands of leaden pills of some boys in my memory of school days. His all shapes and siz were being fashioned.! pa was a school director, and consequently scores of boys manipulating the molds. In ! Bennie defied the teachers in the Gibbon succession < aiue the laboratory for making school to an extent that made him heroic in cartridges an I projectiles, the gun can iag our eyes. It wras always understood that and wagon departments, each occupying im Bennie was to test every new teacher to see mense long buildings. Workmen in large how much “sass” he would take before bo »quads were everywhere, in fact, about broke out and left the reservation. One time 10,000 are employed in the works. old Mr. Grayson was sick and a substitute The center of attraction is the gun factory, took the school for a few weeks. The substi establisl ed nearly 200 years ago by a Ger tute was a mild looking man, of middle ago, man. What monarchs of mechanism were somewhat bald, with a thin neck, sandy com being fashioned by the hand of man!— plexion, meek voice and padlock whiskers. enormous tritons, destined for a death Not a boy of us was afraid of such a looking dealing service. From the glowing cauldron j man as that; still, Bennie Gibbs, as usual, of fire—a hissing shrine—the swurthy work- I took the field for a reconnoisance the first men, with distended sinews and powerful j morning. First he dropped a book on the muscles, carrie I the ill-shapen wrought iron I floor. Then he dropjied bis slate. Then he masses, simmering with a heat as condensed I pushed the big dictionary off the table. Then as that from which it came, and laid them j he whispered. Then he left his seat without on an iron bed. The building trem permission. Then he slammed the door like bles as the miuhty trip-hammer— I an earthquake when he went into the recita the largest in the w< rid—descends ami solidi- ! tion room. Then he whistled once. Then ho ties and shapen* the cooling metal. At last j mewed softly, like a cat. Then he whined e solid piece of iron of the requisite length like a dog. Then he said “Ma’am?” very and thickness is complete and is then re- i loudly and pertly when the new teacher moved to another foundry on powerful i spoke to him very mildly, and we all laughed trucks where, resting in a semi-circular bed. ourselves tired. Then Bennie coughed like 1: r;e 1 orers lowly l ut surely chisel out the an old man. Then it was time for recess and cen.er, while the exterior is rounded and I smoothed by immense knives. Finally it is the new teacher looked at his watch and told place 1 among its comrades in the yard iis to put away our books and then he where literally thousands of others—field tiptoed meekly down the aisle to Ben pieces and mortars, howitzers and sn o >th- nie Gibbs’ seat. He took Bennie by boie«. eighteen-pounders and eighty-one- both shoulders and churned him up and tonners—lay strewn around—a vast arma- | ment giving one a startling idea of the j horrors of “grim-visa gel war.” The eighty-ono ton infant, stretching to a > length of twenty- even feet, lay peacefully | at the entrance to the gun foundry, as docile ! and harrn!e s in his mental grandeur as a I stranded whale. But let that gaping, omin ous mouth once sj eak; let it but utter al single hissing sy liable, and death and de struction are the result. A trial of the great , gun w.is made at Dover. Four men rammed | down a gigantic charge of 4tjO pounds of powder, /t a given signal a den e volume I of smoke, preceded by a blinding flash, [ startled the assembled crowd. A few mo- I incuts after and the projectile, weighing 1,- 700 pounds, str .ck and ploughed up the water at a c ilculated distance of four miles. The . recoil of the gun carriage was no less than seven feet. The doors and windows of the And churned him up and down. surrounding houses rattled, others shook to down for a while and then he shook him their foundation; the largo panes of glass in until Bennie's hair Ix'gan to fly out, and then the light-hou e were blown out—and the he bent over the shrinking lad and wore out grim old monster subsided. an ebony ruler on him. Then he said, in a I wandered for an hour or more among meek, timid way. “The school may have re the war.ike derelicts, huddled together by cess,” und tom hed the bell for us to go out. the hundreds in out-of-the-way corners, We walked out like boyi walking to their among pyrami ;s of cannon-balls, chain shot own executions. That night Mr. Gibbs went rockets and shrapneb. Some had seen serv to see the new teacher about it, and that ice-old veterans, rusty, smoke-begriinme.l meek num lieat him with a chair leg until in- und crippled. In a solitary coiner lay a had to be put to bed. You never saw such a group of Florentine guns of 1750; near by man. Ho wasn’t afraid of anybody. One was a long, slen ier cannon cust in 1877, while day he put th* president of the board of edu beyond it were seen several pieces of ord cation out of the school room because he nance from India and the Crimea. criticised the way the new man taught long di Famous and war-tried cannon are treated vision. This teacher, whose name was Moses with great respect. The White Tower in H. Meeker, went into the Union army soon London is surrounded with a curious collec after the war broke out, and when one of our tion of ol I cannon, some of very heavy cal- old boys, George Slocum, a Missouri boy. iber and highly decorated. One was cast at who ha«i gone into the Confederate army and Malta in 1773, with exquisite reliefs on the | was serving under Price, heard that Meeker barrel, and two brass guns taken by Gen. i was in Grierson’s cavalry, ho deserted and Wolfe at Quelieo are among the number. came north anti shot off three fingers of his Mounted high on the (Nirajiet of old Edin right hand to avoid tho draft. He said as boro’s castle—the king’s bastion—and over- | soon as he heard that old Meeker ha«i enlisted looking the wonderful panorama of city and country and sea, lies Mons Megs, the famou» ■ he knew the south had no chance. Meeker is piece of ordnance which is said to have been a preacher now. He has been preaching in forged at Mons in Belgium in 1-170. Janie ■ tho same church for eighteen years, and never IV employed it at the siege of Dumbarton 1 had but one row with tho choir. That was in 1480. It burst when firing a salute in ; tho first Sunday he preached, and they do say honor of the duke of York in 1682; was r« ; that now, if he ordered that choir to sing the long meter doxology to “Amsterdam” or moved to the Tower of London in 1754, an w as restored to Scot'and through the inter ■ “Silver Street," they’d do it, if it burst the organ. — Robert J. Burdette in Brooklyn vention of Scott in 1829. Windsor castle jjossesses a few old-timers Eagle. as well, the most prominent being the pro- I Why Ho Followed. trading head of a cannon surmount He was going home to his wife and family. ing the flights of stairs leading to the sum mit of the Round Tower and commanding ti It was growing dark. He had a lonely road from the car and ho was making as fast head full sweep down to the doorway. way as he could, when he suddenly gathered a dim suspicion that a man was following him The Little Chance. purposely. The faster he went, the faster the |New York Tribune.] man wont and they came to a graveyard. How >mall a chance stands between *u ■ “Now.” he said to himself, “I'll And out if cess and defeat i* illustrated in the state ment of a gentleman who stood by Mr I he is after me.” and he started through the Blaiie at the Fifth Avenue hotel during th« cemetery. The man followed him. Vague now famous mini ters’ meeting. “Ju*t a» visions of revolvers behind him, sensations of ti e last sj eaker Itefore Dr Burelmr l mad« sandbags and loaded clubs and things grew his peroration, the assembly, tired of hear upon him. He dodged around a grave and ing from their own numlter, began to call his pursuer dodged after him. He made a de for Mr Blaine. He ha.l clean'd his thro it tour of a mausoleum. Still the forbidding stepped down a couple of steps on the stair shadow was after him, around and around. way and w as just a Lout to open his inoutl At last he turne«i and faced the fellow. “What in thunder do you want! What are for utterance, when some gentleman s|«ok- up, ‘Just a moment, brethren; let us hear r. | you following me for?” “Say, do you always go home like this: single wold from the oldest pastor of th« city, Dr. Burchard, and then from Mr. I’m going up to----- '• house to do a job of Bia lie.’ Courtesy could not do lees that, carpentering, and a man at the «*ar told me if submit. While Dr. Burchard was speak ng I'd follow you I'd find the place. Are you Mr. Blaine was evidently meditating oi i going home at all?” -San Francisco Chronicle. what he himself should say, an«i I sh< u judge did not bear distinctly the fem »u He May Get It All. and infamous alliteration. It was uttcre. I “So you want my daughter!" queried a m an indistinct way so that th<w right alongside the »peaker did not catch its im Chicago capitalist, as the young man finished his address and stood with folded arms. l« rt, but only thoee directly in front ol “I da” him.” “Ethel is us«\l to luxury, you know?" Eighty In a Line. “V«'R, sir, and she shall have all that h«'art •an wish.” (Chicago Herald. J “But you are a poor young man. just gefc- After the battle of Gettysburg, one of th. ing a start in Dakota.” Union burial | arties buried eighty Esdera “Am III guess not. Our county has i«*ued w Mien* in <»ne trench. They were alt frnn a New York regiment, and all bad aeemingh bonds to the amount of $250,090 for internal be.*n killed by o.ie vol.ey They were almo, iinprovt'menta, 1 am county treasurer an«I let all contracts.” in lin *, taking up but little more room tha “Take he*. William, and remember that in I ve men. Ail of them ware shot above th tegrity is the keynote to suceem. W a) I Street hip*, and n «t one i>t them apparently live« Dailv N»w< Iru minutes after being Lie. 1 Ft I vtf-.l V ; r - A « 1 I > A A THS KENTUCKY OPINION Mr. A. P. Bak r writes from Friendship, Ky.: “I was fo low down when I com menced, I w as not able to use it regularly. I believe it w ould have cured me if I could have bad a fair chance. It has done me good. The neighbors notice the improve ment; some of them say I ‘look so much better,’ and others say, ‘I never expected you to look as we 1 as you do.’ I have been sick so long, ft has cured my wife. She is fifty odd years old, and her general health is better than it has been since she was yrou n. If she could see everybody that is afflicted she would recommend your Home Treatment. She thinks it will cure all diseases.'* Letters from patients in nearly every State and Territory appear in the January Health and Life, which, with the brochure of nearly k00 pages, can be h’d. free, ly any applicant for it, by mail or in person, from Drs. S tarkey de P alen , 15.9 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home Treatment will be filled by H. A. Mathews. (515 Powell street, San Francisco. Young husband (to wife)—Didn’t I telo- graph you not to bring your mother with you I The production ot irold in the world Young wife—I know. That’s what sbe during the year 1885 was ^101,489,00), wants to seu you about. She read the tele and silver nearly $125,00°,(J00. The United gram.—Texas Siftings. States ranks first as a precious metal pro ducing country. The Liiue Kiln Club. “Am Pardon Johnson in do ball this eaven in’,” asked the president, as he turned his gaze toward the stove, behind which Pardon is sure to be seated if the thermometer murks less than eighty degrees above. “Yes, sah.” “Den pieuse step dis way until I spoke a few words wid you. Pardon, I understun«: dat you am studyin’ to be a doctah.” “Yes, sah.” “Dat’s good news, an’ Ize persenally glaL on’t. Dey am sartin things about the doctah bizness which you should alius keep in view. In de fust place, look dignified an’ act wisc. Many a man who «loan’ know ’nufftocom. in when it rains has kept de fact from d- public by lookin’ as if he knew all dat had happened in dLs world eber since do fust sun rose an’ sot.” “Yes, sah.” “If you ain called in a case an’ you find you doan know wheder de pusson has got small pox or de measles, doan gin yerself away too quickly. Gin do case a few days to develop, an' it will turn out to be one or the odder. After it turns out you want to remark dat you war’ suah of it lum de fust.” “I understands.” “Neber gin lip a case. Do doctah who ad mits dat ho can’t do a pashient any good loses prestige; <le doctah who hangs by till de patient goes underground kin say dat nobody could hev saved him.” “I was intendin’ to say dat, sah.” “Keep your prescriptions an awful secret, Pardon. If you should tell a sick man dat you had given him a Dover's ¡lowder or some Peruvian bark he would neber get well. Your only safety am in deceivin’ your pa- sliients. If de medicine works all right dcy will git well and praise your skill; if it works de odder way de undertaker an’ sexton will hi«le he fack under ground.” “Dat’s what I'm calkerlutin’ on.” “Air, lastly, Pardon, enter into partnership wid some druggist as soon as you make your start. People who am foolish 'nulf to fall sick mus’ expect to pay well fur deir medi cines. De hundred per cent, profit which do druggist ealkerlates on kin jist as well be made a hundred an’ forty, an’ <le extra goes to you. An’ some more lastly, (loan’ hev nuffin' to do w’id patent medicines. If a pa shient of yours has a bruise doan’ permit him to buy his salve or liniment off de shelf. You kin git 82 for writin’ him out a prescripshnn fur de worry same thing. ” “I learned dat de werry first week, sah.” “Exactly. Ize glad to see you hev tumbled to all de little rackets, an’ on behalf of dis club I bid you good sfieed.”—Detroit Freo Press. A Nice, Quiet Trip. ••Tiic queerest wedding trip I ever heard of,” said the station master at the west side depot, “took place one day last week. The couple were from a little corn and hog sta tion down on the Burlington, and they came up on one of the morning trains. They went into the waiting room up stairs and remained there the whole day. At noon they brought out a bit of lunch and ate it together. Onlj once or twice di.l the groom venture beyond the station walls, and the cries of tho hack men quickly frightened him back. The bride had a great curiosity to go over closer to the river, so she could see the shipping, but the groom was afraid to leave the station for fear of getting lost. Notwithstanding th< seeming monotony of tho day they were as happy as clams all day long sitting a-hold ol each other’s hands. When evening came they took the night train for home, where the} were doubtless received as a hero and heroin« after their adventures while taking in th« wondera of Chicago.”—Chicago Herahl. Faultless but Soulless. A correspondent asks Bill Nye what he thinks of his composition, specimens of which he sends him, and the humorist answers: “In the first place, your style of com^iosition is like the prasent style of dress among men. It is absolutely correct, and, therefore, it is ab solutely like that of nine men out of every ten we meet. Your style of writing has a mustache on it, wears a three-button cut away of some Scotch mixture, carries a cane and wears a straight, stand-up collar and scarf. It is so correct and so exactly in con formity with the prevailing style of com paction, and your thoughts are expressed sc» thoroughly like other people's methods of dressing up their sentence's and sand pair ing the soul out of what they say, that I hon estly think you would succeed better by try ing to subsist upon the quick sale's and small profits which the drug trade insures.” Figs’ Feet are “Crubeens” in Ireland. Mrs. Whitkina determined to get a green girl, just from the ship, un«l bring her up by hand, so that she would do things exactly to suit her. This is one of her experiences of the first day. She took Bridget to the window and. point ing out the butcher's shop opposite, said: “Now, Bridget, go over there and see if the butcher has got pigs’ feet.” Bridget stayed a long time and then came back with this information: “Shore, ma’am, I cuddent see the shape av his fate; he kept behind the counter all the time.”—Exchange. A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE. The edition for 1887 of the sterling Medical Annual, known as IloBtetter’s Almanac, is now ready, and may be obtained, free of cost, of druggists and general country dealer in all parts of the United States, Mexico, and in deed in every civilized portion of the Western Hemisphere. This Almanac has been issued regularly at the commencement of every year for over one-fifth of a century. It combines, with the soundest practical advice for the pre servation and restoration ot health, a large amount of interesting and amusing light read ing, and the calendar, astronomical calculations, chronological items, &c„ are prepared with great care, and will be found entirely accurate. The issue of Hostetter’s Almanac for 1887 will probably be the largest edition of a medical work ever published in any country. The pro prietors, Messrs. Hostetter & Co., Pittsburgh, Pa., on receipt of a two cent stamp, will for ward a copy by mail to any person w ho cannot prdcure one in his neighborhood. PRESIDENT OF THE NEW YORK STATE SENATE For expediting legislative buslnes Ed mund L. Pitt*, the President of the New York State Senate, stands almost without a peer. Such a place as he hold» is a moat trying one and requires grqat povv era of endurance. One ot Mr. Pitts’ablest sup- porters will be seen in his letter given below : S tate ok N ew Y ork , S enate C h * mb }"’. A lbany . 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Now. there isth ;fiy, for instance. czema or Sait Rheum, with its agonizing You wouldn't think that flies were good for _______ , ______ _ itching Itching ansi \ burning, ‘j____ ___ instantly ____ ________ relieved — by a anything, yet----- ” warm bath with C uticura ek > ap and a single „ ----- “• >h. yes, I would." interrupted Bobby. “I ipplicatien of ------------------------------------- CuncvRA, the great Skin Cura. know what flit's are gcxul for.” This repeated daily, with two or three doees of 1 Cuneviuk RKsoLVBNT.itieNew Blood Purifier* “What, Bobbyf’ keep the blood cool, the perspiration pure “Pa says that they art' the only thing what ta and unirritating, the bowels open, the liver and keeps him awake when you are preaching.”— kidneys active, will speedily cure KcFA'rna, Tetter. Ring wo-m. Psoriasis, Lichen. Texas Siftings. Pruritus. Scali Heart, Dandruff, and every species of Itching. Scaly and Hmply Humors Preferred CofTIre Henns to Cloves. of the Skin and Scaln, with I. ami or Hair, when bbst physicians and all known remedies fail. "I must alwaya keep plenty of coffee in tin the Sold every’where. I*riceX’UTicvRA.50c.; S oap , b.iusc,” snid €l"jw on U>e eve of her marring' 25c.; R kbolvrnt . fl. Frepared by P ottkr D ruq and C hkjsical C o .. B oston . M as « to her mother. ' I know Charley is ver MTSend for “How to Cure Skin Diseases."' fond of it, for when lie take* me to th • K ipnky P aims , strains and Wfaiuie« in- theatre and goes out between th* act* I *mv ' /W stantly relieved by the CVTicviu Ayrri- i ton bis breath.”—New York Sun. \ Pk l'AIN F lastkr . New. elegaal. infallibly I Liren, Corner rç>\QVces |fZ6W or M PELLET? f VkVfeaXAve • e Bk öwexs 75c. (uticura M old, single or married men ai.d all who suffer with B33 Marko. Atrwet. 8'"' Franc'.oo. Cal. Fifty years standing ; Irish May Flower. N. .1 DYSPENSARY, J. C STEELE, Agent, “Seal of North Carolina” Plug Cut Ir the boss Smoking Tobacco. It is kept by every first-class dealer in town. T Ir pnpwed t J PRICE $1.00, KHtiaod trh.n Baby wm .lek, w. gav. ner Caatoria, • Irish May Flower, “ King of all ” CUSI is the result of this vast experience. N internal congcHtlon, inflammatM and ulceration. It is a SpecifieJ is a powerful general, as well as uterine, and nervine, and imparts vigor and etn-iM to the whole system. It cures weflkn<«| stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak raj nervous prostration, exhaustion, aclHlity^ sleeplessn«‘ss, i n either sex. Favorite tion is sold by druggists under our p.wj guarantee. See wrapper around bottle. FRENCH SPECIFIC When she wss a Child, she cried for ('Mtoria, When she became Mias, she ciring to Caatoria, When alie had Children, she gave them Caatoria, McMINNV D (J /1 4F ig 5 / /J.JM ? T mncisco . aqo on. Px. o, Hwnbnr» Flr,. ln4 .„me p,r.„n. WW* “ ,h*r •row ,B H-mbnre. Thry do not, bnt nr. *••£» «• uo.nrpL.ed for tb. enr. of Complaint, ladlje,tion, Dy.pep.la and »K»** •• At druggista. »nd cook in tl Rnire fly« , p<errr. L-A KO >d mi the foil, f«ons Of Cfl f“on of chc F «ive onions, PHon best vini n*- one tab »n onnea celery £“«»d Blbp'ce J®'”’- quarter On'‘ ' JVr well, fo “re and add Jars— !n.i