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AHtrlctly Temperance Re.ort. 8uiw goodd) Church luembers to the contrary not withstanding. “Orphans’ Home 99 TONSORIAL PARLORS, The only first cl»M, and the only parlor-llke shop In the ciiy. None but First-clan* Workmen Employed. Tint door south of Yamhill County Bank Building. m . minnville , oregon . H. H. WELCH. —One of the most important rule» in the science of m inners is that you pre­ serve an almost absolute silence con­ cerning yourself. Play the comedy, some Jay, of speaking of your own in­ terests to ordinary acquaintances, and you will see feigm-d attention swiftly followed by indifference and then by wearines«, until every one has found a pretext for leaving «yon. But if you wish to group about you the sympathies of all and to b«- considered a charming and agreeable fellow, talk to them of themselves, seek some way of bringing each of them intt> action in turn; then they will smile at vou, think well of son and praise you when you are gone —Lord Derby, father of the present Earl, when a young man, was one of the oast speakers in Parliament He was known as the “Prince Rupert of de­ bate,” and seemed so self-possessed as Jo be incapable of embarrassment But ne said: “When I am going to speak ®y throat and lipa are as dry as those of a man who is going to be Lnr^l'l WILD ANIMALS. Their Gradual lte<-e»»lou Before th« Ad- vanee ot Modern Civilisation. QUAKER LANDLORDS. ■rotil-Brhnuied Hutuiuer Hutel - keepm Who Ar« L'O 1« All ILlad» ot Suuff. A THIBETAN STUDENT. I How De Koron, the Great Asiatic Scholar« Lived and Worked. The wild animals of England are now Probably there never was a scholar The gentle Quaker Is to be found at few in number. At Chillingworth who, in the pursuit of his favorite almost every summer resort along ths Park, in Northumberland, there are study, was capable of sucli abstemious­ some wild oxen. Had the fox not been New Jersey coast, and he is a fixture ness or showed such a lofty contempt and a feature of the lake and mountain preserved for the cha«e it would long for the very necessaries and decencies ago have been extinct. Dogs have a resorts of Pennsylvania. In your mind's of life as De Koros. He lived like an eye you picture him with a venerable strong repugnance to the wolf, but de­ eremite, barring the use of the hair light in the chase of the fox. In cold beard, bald-head, broad-brimmed hat shirt and the scourge. At Yangla, and buckle shoes, but your mind ’ s eye countries foxes are of various colors. with a Lama and one attendant, he Red foxes are so abundant in the wood­ is way oft’. In a great many instances lived for four months in an apartment “ William ” keeps the hotel, and he has ed districts of the fur countries that nine feet square. The temperature many thousand skins are annually ex­ a business look about him to make was below zero and the three were things snap. Any one who takes him ported from America to Britain. The regularly snowed up. Here De Koros foi a moss-back will presently hear read Thibetan manuscripts literally fur of the black fox is h’ghly valued. something drop. from morning till night, with hands so W bile the writer was engaged upon th’s “ 1 we ‘ come thee and thine, ” observes ait ele the following circumstance came William, as the guest-walks up to the numbed that he could hardly turn over the pages. His food was boiled rico un ler his notice. On the Alveston Hill register. tea, favored with rancid butter. estat-, near Stafford-on-Avon, a litter That’s all right and proper, and vis­ and of eleven foxes, apparently about six ions of first-floor rooms at seven dollars He drank no spirits and would not eat weeks o'd, all taipo and doc’le, have per week float through a man’s mind. fruits, though Zanskar produces chest­ nuts and apricots in abundance. The taken pi s e-sion of a rabbit hole in a “Wilt thou tarry with me?” inquires latter, when dried, form the chief food hank at the foot of a clump of trees. William, in a voice as soft as butter. of the natives. He cared nothing for The young cubs, notwithstanding the You wilt. That’s what you’ve come the outer world, wanted neither news­ presence of numerous people attracted for. You register your name and ask papers nor modern books, but was to the spot by the novel sight, leave to look at rooms. quite happy with Thibetan volumes on their hole anil drink occasionally out of “I know I can satisfy thee,” observes religion, astrology, poetry, philosophy a trough containing milk which lias William, as he leads the way. “ I sup ­ and history, written or printed in been placed there for their thee prefers the first floor?” wooden types, and kept in in­ use. T e an'nials are as tame, pose Thee does. He is shown a bed-room puppies, and as ... . ___ __ the vis tor a trifle larger than a coffin, without a destructible bookeases of cedar, easily induces thepi to come, forth by bell, gas or other conveniences, and At Titaliya he lived in a native hut, regardless of heat, damp and whistling softly and call'ng them. They informed that he can tarry a mosquitoes. He refused the hos­ are content to be picked up and caress blandly week for twenty-two dollars. If he by Major ed, and they play about in the most should so far forget himself as to remain pitality ottered him amusing manner. An artist has been two weeks a reduction of one dollar per Lloyd, who. we believe, commanded a detachment of Sepoys at Titaliya. In to the spot an l photographed the whole week would be maue. Calcutta he never even took his ride on group. It is thought that the dog fox “I have still others to show thee,” --- ------------- ------------ ___ Course in ---------- the evening, but ----- walked has been killed, an I that the vixen has says William, and you finally accept of the carried her cubs to the place mentioned. a room and stow yourself away, be­ about the compound or limited grounds In corroboration of this it may tie stated cause you can’t do better. William has of the Asiatic Society, and only saw an friend or some Oriental schol­ ......................... that when first d’scovered only four or the budge on you, and he knows it intimate five cubs were to be seen, and they have Candles are cheaper than gas, and he ar. No wonder that English officials gradually incr -ascii until the pri sent knows you’ll put up with them. Electrio were compelled to describe him as “a singular union of learning, modesty number has been reached. bells cost money, and he knows you’ll The wild cat finds its retreat come to the office to report your wants and greasy habits”. A countryman, among the mountains of Scotland ________ and or let them go unrelieved. His beds who, as an artist, happened to be in the northern counties of England and are hard as boards, but people sleep on Calcutta and paid him a visit, was evi­ dently amazed at this “prison life”. of Wales and Ireland, the ’ larger u woods in preference to the floor. His We are not surprised to find that he being its place of concealment It has them won’t compare with an ordinary had some difficulty in expending the been eal'ed the “British Tiger. ” One table country hotel, but you must eat or go monthly allowance of fifty rupees was killed in Cumberland wh’ch meas­ hungry. waiter softly thee’s and fgranted him by Government; that he ured five feet from the nose to the end thou’s you, The but the coffee is dish water eft untouohed a sum voted him by the of the tail. When Christopher Colum­ and C .F■»■ 11*1 All of 4 the L zx A Asiatic clnfin QnzJ zx4«r a and n «1 4- that lin 4- the butter stale. At the office thee I Council Society bus discovered America a hunter is told to make thyself at home, but the he repeatedly refused all aid from pri­ brought h ni one which he found in the price of cigars, billiards and bowls vate sources. Indeed his retiring and woods. The hedgehog has been said to the impression of highway rob­ modest disposition was not incompati­ be proof against poison. A German create bery. ble witli a certain amount of unamiable physician who wish -d to dissect one Thee can’t get a bathing’suite any haughtiness and asperity. We could gave it pruss’c acid, but it took no ef­ cheaper of William than of the Hebrew wish that he had lived more generously, fect; neither did arsenic, opium nor on the corner. wagon charges thee changed his blue cotton dress oftener corrosive sublimate. It has been found just as much for His a ride, and his porter and enjoyed a few simple pleasures. to eat a hundred cantharides without wants feeing and his bootblack grabs Dofninie Sampson was a profound injury. Plutarch mentions the case of his dime the same as at the tavern scholar, but in the ruins of Derncleugh of a man who dis overed that a hedge­ for ungodly. William professes to he feasted with Mcrrilies, and fairly hog generally has its burrow of the thee with milk at the table, but drank her health in a cupful of brandy. open at various points and warned serve waters it. He talks of dairy butter, A more generous diet and a little qui­ by the inst'net of atmospheric change. he he serves thee with a mockery. He nine might have enabled De Koros to (topped up the opening next the quarter but thee there are no mosquitoes, and survive the malarious fever of the whence the wind would blow, and thus tells thus saves the expense of screens while Rungpore Terai.— Saturday lieview. a certainty to wh ’ ch pre lie ed to you fight the pests all night. would shift, wind quarter the FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH. fact, Old Broadbrim is up to snuff Moles show changes of weather, at In all the resorts, and you ’ ve got to get The Tart a Voting Reporter Played in His dryness of The temperature or — —.----- — with all your cash on your Last .Special. » the a'r governs that underground drowned to get ahead of him forevena worker in his motions ns to the depth at person It is not so many years ago that nick'e. Every “thee” costs you fifteen which it I ves or works; though this cents, Tony B-----, the attache of a Central and it is never more than two unquestionably is partly due. no doubt, “thees” fora quarter.— M. Quad, in Iowa papor, now defunct, rode out from to its want of food or inability to bear Detroit Free Press. a Southern Iowa city one bright morn­ cold, or thirst. The weasel has been ing perched daringly on the brake of a known to become domesticated. The WHAT BETTS SAID. method adopted to obtain this end is to flat car that w is attached to a "wild stroke them gently over the back, and A Female Witness Who Was Promptly freight” and loaded with iron rails. to threaten or beat them when they at­ Excused by the Attorneys. He was like other reporters—made up tempt to bite. It nas been found that A sharp-visaged. keen-eyed and very of vices and virtues—only the first when their teeth have been rubbed with garrulous old lady named Betts was a seen by the World, the latter best garlic all inclination to bite has been removed. Their b’to is generally fatal: witness in a case tried in a country vil­ known by his intimate friends. He a hare oj ' rabb t once severely bitten lage. When asked to state what she had been in newspaper work for about never recover--. Button gives the case knew of the matter before the court she six years, was thoroughly capable, and of a weasel being found with three replied: “Well, it was like this: My scored more “scoops’’ than were ever young ones in the carcass of a wolf man and me we both see the fuss, and sez recorded against him. This, in the that was grown putrid, and that bad I to Betts, sez I, and sez Betts to me, eyes of the city editor, insured his en­ trance into paradise. b-en hung up by the hind legs as a ter­ To make the story short, forty miles ror to others. In this strange and hor­ sez he”— “ State what you saw only. ” out from its starting point the “wild” rid retreat the weasel had retired to “ Very well. ‘ Betts, ’ sez he, ‘ ’ Eliza ­ freight, with a l -ap of madness and a bring forth her young: she had fur­ terrible crash, went through a'bridge, nished the cavity with hay, grass and beth.’ says he, and”— “ No matter what either of you said. ” down sixty feet, anil Tony sitting on a leaves; and the young ones were just “ No, I s'pose not. Well, sez I to brake beam. It was over in an instant. brought forth when they were discov­ ered by a peasant pa s ng that way.— Betts, sez I, Betts,’ and Betts he sez, Such things don’t wait for time t > sez he, ‘ Look vender. ’ And sez I to oatch up with them. When the con C ambers' Journal. Betts, sez 1, ‘Where?’ jest like that, sez ductor of the train (the only one unin I. And Bet's he sez, sez he”— jured) crawled out of the wreck, his eyes “We care nothing for what your hus­ fell first on Tony, lying across the aid * The Ascension of Mont Blanc. band or you said, again interrupted of a dismautl - porters were surprise«’ with lime water, carbolic acid or chlor­ I wrnnch of agonv. But he held de ith ide of lime. — Exchange. back down to the last few lines: "Th-, b7 ■ snow-storm, which lasted 8 day- —To stone raisins eas'ly ponr boiling killed were----- ” and so on. ending At the eml of that t me the corpses were found l.-'OJ feet from the summit—A water over them and drain it off. This with the name of ■'Tony B----- , repor­ loosens them and them come out with ter.’’ As he ended that his eyes fills 1 F. Poet. ease. — The Household. with tears, and he looked up wistful: , —Celery grown upon a clay soil is to the conductor, who had written th —An immense quantity of jewelry is more «olid and better flavored than that telegram for him, and who him<4 asw made from thin layer« of gold alloy grown upon muck, b it it does not grow could not keep hia tears back. "Tri my mother,” said Tony, “that I <1 upon an ingot of brass formed while it so tall.— Cincinnati Times. —You may grow Melilot or sweet my duty: and. boys, nisi that over th is hot Ou the ingot cooling it is forced between steel rollers into a long, thin clover for the l>ees to gat bar honey from wires tor m •. It’s a 'scoop. ” ribbon, each part of which is, of course, late in the season/ but not for stock as went over the wires all right, and ■till covered with the gold alloy, incal­ they will not eat it. It has a bitter was a “aooop;” but before It v. culably thin, but which wears for years, taste. It will perpetuate itself ingood printed Tony was dead.— BL /“< HoMr Preet. land without cultivation. “ ' and can be molded into any »hape ' NO. 56. AN HOUR OF TERROR.- How n Quiet Boarder Canned Intense Excitement In a Hash-House. When he had been there one week the boarding-house keeper said that he was one of the nicest, quietest young men she had ever had in her house. He had no complaints to make at the table, and he left his room so slick and clean that the chambermaid had suspicions that he was a woman in disguise. At the end of a month, rather than have him go, the landlady would have agreed to pur­ chase porterhouse steak once a week, and to replace the old rug in his room with a new one costing fifty cents. The other night, however, her enthusiasm received a set-back. One of the board­ ers came down stairs and reported that he had heard groans and sighs and curses from the quiet boarder s room. Three or four people tip-toed up, and after a bit they plainly caught his words: "Ouch! Hang it! Condemn ittoHali- fax, but it’s killing me by inches!” Then it was realized that the quiet man had some, great sorrow on his mind, and it was suspected that he was contemplating suicide. “Ooh!” he called out, “great heavens, but how I suffer! Why was I such a fool as to follow that villain's advice?” He had probably taken poison, or was trying to drive a darning-needle to his heart. The landlady thought of the coroner's inquest, the item in the papers and the questions the reporters would ask. and she grew frantic. “Hey, Smith — Mr. Smith—you. Smith!'’ sho called as she rapped on the door, “but what on earth is the matter?" “Nothing!” came the solemn answer, but as she put her ear to the key-hole she heard soft groans, and a whispered voice saying: “It’s got to be done at any cost!” "Mr. Smith,” she contined, “don't vou «tare commit suicide In my house! If you do I’ll have you sent to jail for a year! It wasn’t six months ago that a woman tried to poison herself to death in tliat very room, and I haven't got over the fright yet Say, you!” “Well,” came the faint reply. “Have you taken poison?” “No.” There was an interval of silence while she put her ear to the kev-hole again, and pretty soon she heard the boarder gallop up and down and hiss between his clenched teeth: “ Great Scots! but was mortal mau ever called upon to suffer as I do?” “Say !’’ she whispered, as she turned to the hoarders, “thifldoor has got to be broken down without delay. That un­ grateful man has taken rough-,>n-rats and is determined to die on a bed which cost me over twenty dollars last fall, saying nothing of a second-hand carpet which 1 trailed a sewing machine for. Mr. Green, kick open the door !” “If Green is there I’ll let him in,” an­ nounced Smith, and he opened a crevice just large enough to squeeze in. Then came a whispered consultation, followed by shouts cf pain and terror, and Green camo to the door with an ob­ ject in his hand, and calmly said: “Ladies and gentlemen, it was simply a case of pulling off a porous plaster which he had worn for six weeks. Please forgive him, for he'll never do so again.”— Detroit Free Press. JOHN BRIGHT. Biographical Information Not Contained in Any Popular Encyclopaedia. John Bright was born in 1811. lie made a tour of the Holy Land at the age of twenty-four, but did not decide to purchase it owing to the existence of a flaw in the title. He next began to invent things. On his return from the Orient, he discovered that what was most needed in both Europe and America was a good, reliable disease for the u.-e of the better classes. The poor and humble were well supplied, but the rich, the aristocratic and patrican states­ men, corned heads and porkists of the two lands languished for a good, relia­ ble disease that |K>or people could not obtain. So he began to sit up nights and perfect Bright s disease, lie gainod the prize at the Paris exposition and honorable mention at the great centen­ nial celebration at Philadelphia “for meritorious and effective diseases for the better classes." Since that time he has been gratified to notice that the very best people, both in his own land an