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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 17, 1886)
OF GENERAL INTEREST.
f a ; MOUNTAIN'SAM’S" DOGS.’'iG
very putrefaction itself, which ihould
3" SCHOOL AND CHURCH.y
have been cured first.
i in migration of 1884 was con
Io RouodI ug -Up anil Capt
—The Baptist Church at Scotch Their Exploit«
But this is not all the kidneys have
siderably short of that of the previous
uring Biff Horn Sheep.
BIGAI D j NG THE FUNCTIONS OF AN IM-
j to do; for you must remember that Plains. N. J . recently celebrated the
An old trappor and hunter known as i year.
| each adult takes about seven pounds centennial of its founding.
—Three children in a Denyer asyluin
“Mountain Sa n,” isdoing a land-otllej
1 of nourishment every twenty-four
business killing huge mountain sheep which practiced faith cure died within I
Which the Pubi!« Knows But
Little. Worthy Careful
a gentleman who recently died in tor their heads and horns. These he
which is constantly going on, a waste 1 from
New Jersey, the first ever sent him ships to New York to fill the orders he bune.
equal to the quantity taken.
This, ’ from this country.
—The deficit of the last World’s Ex
is constantly receiving, and there they position, held at Paris, was upward of
too, the kidneys have to separate from
—All the Lutheran churches of the aro mounted. Sam's best customers «16,000,000,
7b ths Editor of the Scientific American: J the blood with all other decomposing
and that of Vienna, in
South were consolidated into one at
Will you permit us to make known to 1 matter.
Free from Opiates, tmoi« ¿¡J
the late General Synod or Council at are wealthy Englishmen, and m tnv an 1873, was over $0,000,000.
—The production of pig iron last SAFE.
the public the facts we have learned dur- j But you say. “ My kidneys are all Roanoke, Va There are thirty thou English hall bears witness in mammoth
heads and antlers of the mountain year was in excess of what it was in
I have no pain in the back.” sand communicants.
ing the past S years, oonoerning disord | right.
sheep magnificently mounted, to Sam’s 1880, which was the last year of the SURE.
Mistaken man! People die of kidney
ere of the human Kidneys and the or- ■ disease of so bad a character that the are celebrating their centennial. Dr. prowess as a hunter.
great boom.— Pittsburgh Post.
D muquwts ani » Dt,
For many ye irs “Mountain Sam”
gans which diseased Kidneys so easily organ» are rotten, and yet they have Coke, with three missionaries, landed
—To Don Antonio de Mendoza, A t THE
CHARMES A. VOGELER COPIAH
at St. John’s Antigua, December 25,
Viceroy of Mexico, the honor seems to
break down! You are conducting aj never there had a pain nor an ache!
belong of establishing the first printing
1776, and there was established the
Scientific paper, and are unprejudiced , Why ? Because the disease begins, first
Wesleyan mission in the West I Here he is in the very haunts, hidden office in America. The first printer
and deep, of the big horn or Rocky was Juan Pablos, a Spaniard.
except in favor of T ruth . It is need as we have shown, in the interior of Indies.
the kidney, where there are few nerves
—Dr. Deems, the venerable pastor of mountain sheep. Sam's way of capt
less to say, no medical Journal of " Code" of feeling to convey the sensation of
—Fully nine-tenths of the sardines
Church of the Strangers, in New uring his wily quarry is peculiarly consumed in the United States come
standing would admif these facts, for pain.
Why this is so we may never York,
has strong convictions upon the
from Maine. They are nothing but
very obvious reasons.
subject of closed churches, and ex ■ rounds up the wild sheep of the moun small herrings packed in cotton seed
presses them very frankly. He keeps
H. II. WARNER A CO.,
His pack numbers twenty-five head, oil in tin boxes with French labels.
the delicacy of their structure, the
—The late Baron Rothschild wouni
Proprietors of “ Warner's Safe Cure." ease with which they are deranged, his church open all the year round, and and they are a pure cross of the blood-
always has a congregation.
■ h >und and bull-dog. Mountain-born not employ a cook who could not
can you wonder at the ill-health of our
That we may emphasize and clearly men and women ? Health and long “the preaching of the Torah to some and bred, these noble animals add to make three hundred and sixty-five
explain the relation the kidney» sus life cannot be expected when so vital people is like pouring water over a i the natural strength and sagacity of kinds of soup. In American restau
rants they serve that many kinds of
tain to the general health, and how | an organ is impaired.
Cures Rhemata« I
No wonder sponge; it soaks in ami stays. Toothers their blood strains a marvelous en
much is dependent upon them, we some writers say we are degenerating. it is like the wind blowing through a durance and a cat-like activity. No soup out of one kettle.
propose, metaphorically speaking, to Don’t you see the great, the extreme chicken coop. My exoerienco of this
I iMjFi.FH pi» eü'.JUtfu
THE CIUBIKS À.VOUKLÉK
take one from the human body, place importance of keeping this machinery Kehillah is that itcontains more chicken steepness of precipice, no loftiness of Savings is a deposit made the year the
in the washbowl before us, and ex in working order ? Could the fine.-t eoopsthan sponges.”— Hebrew Stand
stop the mountain dog when on the posit was ten dollars made for a little
amine it for the public benefit.
engine do even a fractional part of ard.
boy by his father, and the accumula
track of the mountain sheep.
You willjmagine that we have be this work, without attention from the
The pack works in an organized way tion for interest is now over two
fore us a body shaped like a bean, engineer? Don’t you see how dan
when the trail of a band of sheep is hundred dollars.— Boston Journal.
smooth and glistening, about four gerous this hidden disease is ? It is that tlier«! is scarcely a village in Syria j struck. The dogs break into little
—Two hundred thousand Americans
inches in length, two in width, and lurking about us constantly, without without a Protestant church; more than bunches and wide and careful circuits have wintered in Europe, and one of
may be found even in the gorges
one in thickness. It ordinarily weighs giving any indication of its presence. on««
of Mount Hermon. At Beyrout there is are made. The closely-pressed sheep them writes to know if they have not
in the adult male, about five ounces,
The moat skillfid physicians cannot a German hospital and an American are hurried forward a common center been missed. Hardly. Most of them
but is somewhat lighter in the female. detect it at times, for the kidneys them university, where the most practical anti they w 11 soon be bunched with fill so small a place here that they are
A small organ? you say. But under selves cannot be examined by any means sciences are taught, especially that of | twenty-five dogs, crests erect and tails not missed. The public here could not
wagging, moving about them in an name ten of them off-hand. — Chicago
stand, the body of the average size which we have at our command. Even medicine.
man contains about ten quart» of blood, an analysis of the water, chemically
—The stealing of two clocks from endless an 1 eager circle.
of which every drop pauses through these and microscopically, reveals nothing one of the Presbyterian churches in this | ' Tho pack has been known to bunch
—The Nashua Telegraph says that !
filters or sewers, as they may lie calle«), definite in many cases, even when the city was a piece of cold-blooded cruelty, I two hundred and fifty head of sheep, within two vears the shoe industry has I
Tho amount of comfort and encour
taken a rapid and remarkable develop
many times a day, as often as through kidneys are fairly broken down.
agement sotno people derive from an over six hours waiting the coming of ment in New Hampshire. Ten factor
the heart, making a complete revolu
Then look out for them, as disease, occasional
glance at the clock during a
ies have been established and over $1,- |
tion in three minutes. From the blood no matter where situated, to 93 per
by the difficulties lying in his path. It
they separate the waste material, work I cent., as shown by after-death examin service is not to.be put into figures, sometimes occurs that the dogs bring 000,000 invested. Several of these
ing away steadily night and day, sleep ations, has its origin in the breaking unless one uses the Roman figures the game together on a spot that is firms have migrated from Lynn, Mass.,
usually seen on the dial.— Detroit Chris
in order to get away from the trades
ing or waking, tireless as the heart it- ' down of these secreting tubes in the tian
utterly inaccessible to human feet. union complications.
self, and fully of as much vital im interior of the kidney.
A recent attack cf iadiffestton crcomtl
—The Chief Inspector of Schools at
—Lord Coleridge says that when in eas.lv cured if tho right remedy is applied. I
portance; removing impurities from
As you value health, *s you desire Taganrog, Russia, has issued an order of the fact by a peculiarly shrill anil this country he was struck by tho medicine ex- ept Hamburg Figg j3 g0 Gjl
sixty-five gallons of blood each hour, or long life free from sickness and suffer forbidding girls frequenting the gym piercing shout. The pack at once
taste or smell Chat a pers on prefers to letti
absence of childhood. We defer to take its course if tho r.bovo iaxationcun
about forty nine barrels each day, or ing, give these organs some attention. nasium ami other scholastic establish dash into the midst of the sheep, seize our
25 cent •«.
ask their opinions, allow
9,125 hogshead a year. What a won- ; Keep them in good condition and thus ments in this district from wearing and slay the largest, and by dint of them children,
to engross the general attention,
der that the kidneys can last any prevent (as is easily done) all disease. any kind of unbecoming fashionablo
crag to crag, from declivity to decliv force social obligations on them, and
length of time under this prodigious
Warner’s Safe Cure, as it becomes dress, stays, corsets, bustles, pads, ity, bring tlie carcasses within reach of cut them off from "all the sweet de
strain, treated and neglected as they year after year better known for its high-heeled b >ots. tall hats, etc , and their
pendence of their years,” making
I wonderful cures and its power over the the parents of the girls are said to be
These dogs trace their pedigree to a grown persons of them before English
We slice this delicate organ open i ■ kidneys, has done ami is doing more
pair brought into this region many children have left the nursery.— N. K
lengthwise with our knife, and will I | to increase the average duration of
—The Church Army is an evangel years ago by a rich Englishman, who Herald.
roughly describe its interior.
—“When Dr. Kane returned from
life than all the physicians and medi istic agency of the Church of England, made old Fort Stambaugh his hunting
We find it to be of a reddish-brown cines known. Warner’s Safe Cure is and is mo leled somewhat after the headquarters. When the Englishman the Arctic regions,” as the Boston
color, soft and easily torn; filled with a true specific, mild but certain, harm pattern of the Salvation Army. In left th se mountains he gave his «logs, Globe tells, “Boston experienced a very
hundreds of little tubes, short and less but energetic ami agreeable to the some of the towns of England, but whose w >rth ho had provoil in many a cold winter. One extremely frigid day
particularly in London, south amt east. ' hard day's chas ■. to “Pap" Conant, one gentleman on Tremont street re
thread-like, starting from the arteries, taste.
. Heart disease is developed b]
it has been doing excellent work. The who was well k no vn then as a fron marked to another: ‘Phew! isn’t this
civilization, and is increasing to
ending in a little tuft about midway | Take it when sick as a cure, and army
ing extent. Let him who sus
his concluded to extend its oper tiersman. “Pan” gave a couple of cold?’ ‘Cold?’ was the reply, ‘not in
from the outside opening Into a cavity never let a month go by if you need ations
existence of this cause of sudd
to India, where the members pups from the first litter to his old the least Why, I just saw I)r. Kane
take ¿his remedy at once—it i
of considerable size, which is called it, without taking a few bottles as a will
adopt the native costume. It is comrade, "Mountain Sam,” who thus up the street and he had on a linen
you. $1.50. Descriptive trot
the pelvis, or, roughly speaking, a sac, preventive, that the kidneys may be 1 difficult to see what gooil can com «
each bottle or mailed free.
came into possession of tho nucleus of duster, a Panama hat, slippers, and was
which is for the purpose of holding kept in proper order, the blood pure, from
the adoption of the native cos this present m igniticent pack.— Lander fanning himself.’ ”
tho water to further undergo purifica that health and long life may be your tume if they can not at the same time ( IKy. if.) Cor. Denver liepublican.
—It has been said that at Yuma,
tion before it passes down from here blessing.
adopt the native speech.
Cal., it seldom or never rained, and At all Druggists ; or address
into the uterers, and so on to the out
HOW HE WON ROSE.
H. H. WARNER & CO.
that it was the hottest place on the
J. J. MACK & CO.,
side of the body. These little tubes I
American Continent. These fallacies
In Arkin^aw Romance Which Had a
9 and 11 Front St., Fan Franciico,
are the filters which do their work
OF GENERAL INTEREST.
—If our neighbors had as few faults
have received a rude shock by the
Very Satisfactory Fermination.
automatically, and right here is where
as ourselves, what a pleasant world
“Nathan, yon are married, I under records of the United States Signal
the disease of the kidney first begins.
—Mrs. Leland Stanford will build a this wouhl be to live in.— Boston Cour
which show that the winter
” said the Governor of Arkan Service,
Doing the vast amount of work hospital at Albany, N. Y., for aged ier.
temperature in Yuma is much lower
which they are obliged to do, from the men and women.
—A New York tea merchant throws saw. addressing a hillside constituent. than it is in Los Angeles, while in re
“Yes. sir, captured the bust-looking gard to rain that locality has frequent
slightest irregularity in our habits,
— An ex-sea captain, who “can talk in three packs of the best fire-crackers
from cold, from high living, from in six languages,” advertises in New or torpedoes with every pound of tea. girl in th«! whole community. Ol«l showers, and not very small showers
FAIL TO SEND YOUR ORDERS FOB
Diamonds, Gold and Silver Watches,
stimulants or a thousand and one York tor a position as master of a ca That explains the origin of gunpowder Lige Peterson's daughter. Rose. You either.— San Francisco Call.
Jewelry of all kinds.
other causes which occur every day,
—Just starting on the wedding trip:
knowed her. I reckon.”
Gold Pins, Chains, Lockets, etc«
— Customer (looking at something
—Barbers near Mono Lake, Califor
they become somewhat weakened in
Rolled Gold Pins, Chains, Loe
■‘Yes. but I thought that she was en Young Wife—“I am afraid, dear, that
nia. whose water is heavv with salts of
their nerve force.
gaged 11 S im Parker.”
with order and we will i
What is the result ? Congestion or sodium and borax, use it as a natural — “Yes, there is butter in—saw ’im
full value for your mopey.
"She was. but I got ahead of him. be very expensive.” Young Husband—
stoppage of the current of blood in shampooing water, to the satisfaction mix it myself ”
fell you how it was. She loved Sam “It may be a trifle expensive, but just _____ NEW No.
107 First St.. IW
powerful, for he is the best circuit think what a delightful time we will
the small blood vessels surrounding of their customers.
—Rip Van Winkle’s hut in the Cats
r.der we have ever had. I loved Rose, have!” Just ending the wedding trip:
them, which become blocked; these
kills has been repaired. It was dam
and was might ly downcast, for I Young Wife—“What a delightful time
delicate membranes are irritated ; in aged
by lightning. Rip’s ohl affair with throe legs and a broomstick thought thnr wa’nt no use in buckin’ we have had, dear!” Young Husband— I
flammation is set up, then pus is rusty recently
gun, ammunition-pouch and and tilled withexchanges for a cushion. agin him.
Well, the day for the “Yes, we have had a pleasant enough ;
The Leading and Reliable
formed, which collects in the pelvis or drinking-cup are still there.— Troy —Burlington Free Press.
ami a passul of us time, but just think what an awful ex
sac; the lubes are at first partially, Times.
—Although beauty is only skin deep come to town set,
to see the weddin’, foi
and soon are totally, unable to do
—The women of the Salvation Army and is often coupled bv frivolity, it will Rose ’lowed that she wanted to be
their work. The pelvic sac goes on in Bristol, Conn., have armed them get a seat in a crowded street car where married in town, and then take the
A Sore Throat, Cough or C'old,
Of Portland, Oreg
suffered to progress, results in serious
distending with this corruption, press selves with Cayenne pepper, to throw pla'nness anil common sense would be cars for home, thereby giftin’ a ten- if
(Cor. Fin-t and Morrison Stai.
affections, oftentimes incur- 1
ing upon the bl«x>d vessels.
All this in the faces of the ruffians who are ac comp died to stand up.
mil ' bridal tower. When we got to able. "Brown’s Bronchial Troches" ! COUNTRY ORDIR» SOLI
time, remember, the blood, which is customed to nnnov them in their street
town. Io an I behol!, there was a circus, reach directly the seat of the disease, and I
Thej’ talk about a woman's sphere,
entering the kidneys to be filtered, is parades.— Hartford Post.
with mo' horses than a strong man give ins ant relief.
As thoiurh It hail a 1 m t;
could shake a pole at. Rose was
passing through this terrible, disgusting
There s not a el ace in earth or heaven.
—A mocking-bird can be taught to
Ladies delight, Irish May Flower, 75
There's not a task ho mankind ir.ven.
mighty keen t > go to the show, but cents.
pus, tor it cannot take any other route ! sing almost any tune. A bird at Ma
There's not a bless mr or a woo.
Stop and think of it for a moment. con, Ga,, warbles Dixie in a manner
There's not a whispered yes or no.
F ive dollars saved yearly in boots and
There's not a I to. or death, or birth.
it's agin my religion, an’ thereto’ we
Do you realize the importance, nay the that would enthuse any Southerner,
shoes by using Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners
That lias a leather's weight of worth,
old, single or
can't go. St iy h re till I go an’ git the cost
vital necessity, of having the kidneys and another at Savannah sings alto to
Without a woman in it.
and all wboi
only 25 cents.
in order ? Can you expect when they its owner’s whistling.— Chicago Times.
—A small boy in a bright Melrose license.’ Rose’s under jaw drapped.
— Several young ladies of New York family wanteil something of his mother When Sam was gone I says, says I:
are diseased or obstructed, no matter
how little, that you can have pure City are earning very good salaries the other day when she was very busy show?’
,ory. Weak I.
blood and escape disease f It would be from their knowledge of the Spanish writing. She was absorbed in her work
just as reasonable to expect, if a pest- language by doing work tor those mer ami di«l not look up at his repeated
“ ‘That’s bail. Rose, fur they’ve got a
house were set across Broadway and chants who have business relations with “Mamma! m inima!" beside her elbow. world of bosses.’
Sore Throat. I
fects of Merc®
countless thousands were compelled
—A judge of the superior criminal from her side in a pet. “It's no use to cry. ‘Rose.’ says h ‘if you marry Sam
to go through its pestilential doors, an
Weak Back. Burning Urine, Gonorrhea. W
try to make mv mamma hoar when she
escajie from contagion and disease, as in a room used for gambling purposes is wr.ting; she's just ignominious of von kan t go to th 'show; that’s certain,
Both Nexrn <’o«nnlt
but if you iu irrv me. 1’11 take you.’ Sli
for one to expect the blood to escape is subject to seizur«' as well as tho lay everything!”— Boston Hee >r<l.
OFFICE—132 & 184 TRIBO
studied awhile and says, says she: ‘At
pollution when constantly running out actually used in playing a gamb
—The man who minds his own busi let me stay to the concert after the bi
through a diseased kidney.
ness as he ought is seld >m idle.---- - show's over?’
ling game, and that it is forfeited.
Now, what is the result ? Why,
—The aidermen of New Bedford, “Brilliant men are born with black
that the blood takes up and deposits Mass., have notified the saloon keepers eyes.” Insolent men gets theirs later
“ ‘An' I t in ■ look at the monkeys all
this poison as it sweeps along into of th«1 city that “henceforth an unusual on.----- The charity that b gins at home 1 want
every organ, into every inch of muscle, 1 number of persons going in or coming sometimes ends there; it is too feeblo to
“ ‘Tibbv sho'.’
tissue, flesh and bone, from your head i out of their places on Sunday will be go out.----- "Castles in the air are
" ‘An' won't pull an' haul me aroun’
to your feet.
And whenever, from considered sufficient reason for revoca cheap.” Not if a fellow has constantly when I get intere-ted?’
to keep them in mental repair.— Phda
hereditary influence or otherwise, some tion of licenses."— Boston Journal.
“ ‘No, sw ar I won’t.’
part of the body is weaker tnan an
— In England between 1815 and 1820
‘An’ when the slio's over will you
—A fly was gayly disporting himself let “ mo
O O « h
other, a countless train of diseases is I ! a banner with the following inscription
look at the ra inkeys again?’
established, such as consumption in was carried at workingmen s demonsta hail been watering the tly in tho vain
“ ‘Nath,’ sai I she. puttin' her hand
weak lungs, dyspepsia, where there is tions.*
hope that he would come in his direc mighty
•‘Eia-ht hour» of work,
a delicate stomach; nervousness, in
Kight hours of play.
tion, finally called out: “I say, Mr. Then I jumped up. popped my heels
El.’.ht hours of sleep.
sanity, paralysis or heart disease in
Fly, won't ’you drop in and be a little together, an' in less’n a half hour we Enrtche* the Blood. *“*61^.‘¿2» SIS'
those who have weak nerves.
this morning?” “Thanks," was dun married an’ a-lookin’ at the “
— At Laredo, Tex., a man was ar sociable
___ in .
*»auwti r iron t»i
Ï - 3 O
The heart must soon feel the effects of rested for the theft of a suit of cloth« - sai«! the fly; “modesty forbids. I'm monkeys. That's the way I won that »nd
nova r1? Yor Wf»ak B.tck
— - sc;.
stantanaona *■»!<»* ._j
the poison, as it requires pure blood to from a baker. He ha<i entered th not in vonrline this morning.” Moral jewel.Governor."—Arfcau. aw Traveler.
keep it in right action. It increases its house and put the clothes on over his —All folks are not fools, even if their
stroke in number and force to com own, and taking the boots in his hand heads are turned upside down occasion-
The Aga of Fishes.
pensate for the natural stimulus want leisurely walked out and seated him
each year- ” .
Prof. Ba r i says there is nothing to the mark«;»
ing, in its endeavor to crowd the im self on the door step to put them on,
Not Fixed tor the Chances.
ha« above Trad. Mark -
prevent a fish from living indefinitely, Gcnuin.
pure blood through this obstruction, w hen tlu» police grabbed him.
causing pain, palpitation,or an out-of
cHEiwifio, B a LTI m . r 7 by
A huge derrick pole fell and severely minister w nt out to Montana to look grows with each year.
He is authority,
Unnatural as this injured
8NKLIf, HMTSHU a WOODARD,
direct to conBuntcrx on
the foot of mechanical engineer up a business opening but soon re likewise, for saying that carp have at
vs holeoaieiAgent« Portland, dr.
prnonal or family ’M**
forced labor is, the heart must soon K. R. Hoyt at the New Orleans Exposi
order, and give«
falter, becoming weaker and weaker tion, and after only three applications of no watch ami Chain.
He also says that within fifty years a
thing yon use» <
until one day it suddeuly stops, and St, Jacob's Oil, all the swelling and pain
have fnn with. Th,»
BOOM contain infnrn?a\^
death from apparent "heart disease’’
soon." said his father.
according to tradition, dated back "to
is the verdict.
will mail a copy FMJ® f
“Well. I feel soul ■ what that wav my the fifteenth century. The Russian
The entire pearl flaheriea of Mexico,
But the medical profession, learned from the mouth of the Colorado River to self."
Minister says that in the Royal Aqua
dre«ui upon receipt O»
expense of mailin«. 1^«
and dignified, call these diseases by the boundary of Central America, are now
“Didu t you strike a business chance rium in St. Petersburg there are fish
high sounding names, treat them
out there that you could take advan to-day that have been known bv the
records to have been there one hundreil
alone, and patients die, for the arteries
»«7 de 229 WabaiBh Awr««*
"I struck plenty of chances, but th« and forty years. Some of then» are, • tal
The most astonishingly beieflrlal re
are carrying slow death to the affected
P|*rti<al treatise on spe
sult» hare followed the u»e of Red Star ifact is, father, I never held the right he says, over five times as large as
pari, constantly adding fuel brought Cough
Cure by thoea affected with throat
from these suppurating, pus-laden kid and lung trouble*. Price, twenty-live hind of a hand to take advantage o when they w re captur'd, while others
■tnerzeti* worker: business10 A...
|thera. Can you let me have about fiv« have not gro.vn an inch in length —
J. O. STEKLE, Agent,
neys which here in our wash-bowl are centa.
ary $70. Referenma. Aw- ■ •
C’Ari» tan X'nion.
dollars?"— Kst»Uise»lD. T.J BeU.
Barclay Sr. N. Y.
R ed , Si
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