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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1886)
BRAZILIAN GIRLS. The ColorlcKA I if« I ed by Dorn Pedro’i Fairegt Subjects. I HE DEVOURS STONES. A New Hampshire Glass-Eater Who Is No l'rofeMtdonal and No “Fake." A COMPLEX CASE. Une of the most widely known men in the United State», particularly tn the ex ►—If the safety of the great Brooklyn to the Interesa of Farmers tending circles of Temperance organiza- structure were questioned. 4.5,000,000 A Column Devoted lions, i» the Prohibition candidate at the and ttockmen. recent election for Governor of the »late or persons would prai-e the bridge which New York, A. A. Hopkin», Esq., of the carried them safely over —iirooktyn Six hundred ton» of honey will be City of Rochester. He did not recei ve suf Union. [ harvested in Ventura county, Cal., ficient vote» to elect, but one thing is cer —When a coil of lea«l pipe in front of tain, from the test of hi» qualification» in a hardware store begins to wiggle an«l I this season. the editorial chair of a very widely circula i With hay above $10 per ton it is ted newspaper, he possesses the a'd tty to stick out its forked tongue a Dakota have tilled the position with credit |had he man knows it is time to swear off.— very poor policy to feed cattle that been chosen. The physician» to whom |he when sold will not bring top prices. Estelline Bell writes the follow ing letter, therefore, have —“The barbers in some cities are strik Good ripe fruit is never t<»> plenti reason to value it very highly as a volun ing for a rest on Sunday.” Well, why ful for use, but it may be so abundant tary testimonial: R ochester . N. Y., Doc. 8, lHoo. don’t they let the r customers do all the ' that marketing will not give profit. Dr». S tarkey & P«i.EU.—Gentlemen: - talking one day in the week.— Norris Permit me to express my hearty recogni Nobody lias seen ground harrowe«! town Herald. tion of the good your Compound Oxygen —Fashionable mother—“You must too much as a preparation for wheat, treatment ha» done in my own household. i for it is hardly possible to get too fine never use the word tony,’ Clara. It is One of our family has been »everal years afflicted with a combination of lung, head pnly used by common people.” Clara til til. and nerve difficulties very severe, and re —“What word shall I use mamma?” If swine are,to be kept on the farm every form of medical application Fashionablemother—“ ‘Swell.’ ”— N. K the best profits will be found in the sisting lie had tried physicians literally by the Sun. finest breeds that run into matured score changes of climate South and W est, —Little Tony, aged eight, asks his meat the first year. and had grown hopeless nearly altogether. You know how complex was his case, and little playmate:—“How old are you, The agricultural distress in Germany how apparently beyond help, for he visited Lucille?” “I’m six, Tony.” “Oho! • is so great that it is proposed to divide you in person when but just able to be on six years, indeed! Are you quite sure? is bed. You did not think him curable. You women are always making your . large estates for planting in the col Nor can I say that he was cured; but he selves out to be younger than you are.” onies among German peasants. was amazingly helped. He tried the C oiip —N. Y. Tribune. In Marion anil Polk counties, Oregon, pound Oxygen with little faith iu it, and —“Is he a man of much calibre?” said the hop crop has not turned out as his cough grew less, his strength greater. nervous condition improved steadily. a Connecticut avenue girl to a Dupont well as expected, and in some . places His W henever the Oxygen was intermitted for Circle belle about a certain gav and there is not more than half a crop. a time he lost ground. Last Spring he had giddy Congressman. "O, yes,” was become so well and strong that the Treat the confident reply, “he is the greatest Deep tillage is the privilege to which ment did not seem necessary, and he gave bore I ever saw.”— Washinalon Critic. latent fertility in the lower soil re it up. He had regained his former weight; cough was rarely ever heard, by night —The oiliest newspaper man in New sponds with alacrity where the exer liis day; he walked about with vigor, and York has been on duty continuously, on cise gives invitation, so multiplying or attended active'y to business. His won the same paper, for thirty-five years, fruits to the measure of enlarged re derful improvment surprised himself and and is called the '‘dean of the press.” sources. all who knew him. Yrours, et-., A. A. H opkins . We have been on duty running a paper The methods of wheat farming in Drs. S tarkey & P alen 15-9 Arch for thirty-five weeks, and have only Phiiadelph a, the dispensers of earneil the title of “durn Southerner.” these days of hurry anil worry to get Street, work done cheaply, are much inferior this remarkable curative agent, will send, —Martha's Vineyard Herald. without charge, their Treatise on Com ■ —A minister has been lecturing re to those employed a few years ago pound Oxygen, giving all desired informa cently on “Suicide; Its Causes an«! when hindrances were less trouble tion in regard to it, to any applicant. Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home Cure.” We believe he is right, but still some than now. it is a pretty imposs'ble task to cure a Despite the numerous chapters on Treatment will be filled by H. A. Mathews, G15 Powell Street, ban Francisco. man of suicide. Nearly all the cases thus PITH AND POINT. I AGRICULTURAL NOTES. For Throat Dlneasei«, Cough» etc., effectual relief is found in ihe’ "Rrown s Bronchial Troches ’’ u01d vij I in boxes. 25 eta. *l> D. Loftin killed John Wyatt at a A girl is never permitted to go out,1 "This is Harry Ollis, of Keene, N. in Marsha 1 county, Ky. * H., ” said Thomas Linsky of Main street, noteven to church, unless chaperoned Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Purgative p by one of the family, or some other lady, Charlestown Neck, "and I want you to lets" cleanse an«l purify the blood and generally of mature age. Nothing could j sit down a moment or two and see him lieve the digestive organs. 0 * be more colorless than the life of ayoung eat glass and devour stones. Mr. Ollis Sir Charles Dilke has returned tn I Brazilian woman; she has no taste what is not a professional man, but an ordi don, where he proposes to start a «v paper. _______ ’’l ever for reading, her education is of the nary citizen like ourselves. I did not most meager description, it not being believe until I saw the act performed by DISGUSTING DRUGS. Blue-mass for torpid liver, castor oil J considered worth while to educate girls. him that a human being could actually constipation, other disgusting druo.3 The necessity for educating boys is un make a meal off of glass and small pile», dyspepsia and sick headache J derstood by parents, and those who are ■tone*. Now, if you. are ready, I shall being surely banished from llse " sweet, fruit-'ike HAMBURG FI gs d aide do so, but a girl, what need lias she be pleased to fill your ordors. Mr. cents. At all druggists. J. J.JJdi for an education? They would laugh at Mr. Ollis. What will you first eat?’’ Co., proprietors, S. F. *• such high-flown ideas, should any one Ollis smiled and said: “I guess I’ll Dr. Henley’s Celery, Beef and Iron «J »uggest that their daughters be given try a lamp chimney.” teracls the effects of an excessive lueJ the benefits of an education as a re The article was brought and the man, tobaico ami liquor«. j source at hand for their own enjoyment, who sat opposite the reporter at the or that they might be intelligent com table, began to break the chimney with A »awmill at Chippewa Falls, Win J stru k by lightning and burned can J panions, capable of stimulating the in his right hand. After he had got sev a loss of $¿5 .010. _ ________ ' tellects of their children, and husbands, eral p'eces of the size he desired, he too. for that matter. said: "You are a reporter and have When all so-called remedies fail nJ A very large majority of the Brazilian I probably seen a good many fakes. Some Sage’s Catarrh Remedy cures. ' girls could not t«-ll who is the Emperor I of my friends go so far as to say that I of Germany, or that President Garfield: can. in adilition to eating glass »nd de The entire assessment of Dakota t »1 tory is «130,01 ',00'. and the Czar of Russia were as<as- vouring small stones, eat tacks and s nated: the Soudan or General Gordon i telegraph wire and drink kerosene oil, Bronchitis is cured by frequent inJ are riddles to Hieir minds. They are but I can’t. I can practice the arts of doses of Piso’s Cure for Consumption. ] even gnorant of some of tlie most im the prestidig’tator and make some peo portant historical fai ts relading to their , ple tititik I do all these things, but when Go to Towne & Moore when In Pn»i.J own land, and of a thousunil and on* I say to you that I am going to eat for best Photographic and Crayon »«JI other topics that the women of America I pieces of this glass which you see be T ry G krmka for breakfast. | and other countries are generally con- j fore us, I mean it. That’s glass, isn't versant with. They embroider, cro it? You won’t deny that?” INKS ! INKS ! ! INKS I ! f chet and study music, but usually lack The visitor took a piece of it in h a the patience an l application necessary hand an<i said he was satisfied. Ollis Printing Ink« at Manufacture»' Frits to excel in the latter. If they want a again began to break the glass with his We are selling the liest quality of o.i drink of water, or their shoes changed, list, and in doing so cut one of his fin Inka, in 25, 5'1 and 100 po ind pactn. they call a slave to do it. Many can gers. which require«! a little attention. that ever< anie to this tn-.ik ,t. lfenienl. sew ami do their own dressmaking, be at manufacturers’ price«. Finally he said: "Bring me a glass of ing very convenient with the needle, 1 water, and I’ll eat my luncueon. ’ The Address P almer & R ky their natural antipathy to work being I water was brought, and Ollis began to Portland. Qt overcome by their love of dress. Their I chew and swallow glass, with an ap „conversation is utterly frivolous, ami parent disregard for results which w as when with familiars they talk very loud, 1 astonishing in the highest degree. He TO and in th«: most animated manner, ges I did not attempt to swallow without tak far reported have proved fatal.— Bur weed encroachments that have filled reams upon reams of agricultural Seven Hungarians were burned to death ticulating and beating the air with ing a drink of water. The first piece of dette. papers their extent increases, and each near Hughesville, Fa. Twenty two were their hands and arms, all talkin’' at i glass cut his mouth and some blood fol- — Our little Johnny, who has just at MARK. once, with seldom any thing worth say ] lowed, but he continued with Ifs lunch succeeding year finds them more sleeping in a small shanty when a stove fell over and set tire to a new building. tained his fifth year, listened attentively firmly established. ing. [ till the chimney was nearly all eaten. The men were employed on a new line of to a lady visitor who gave an account If the Brazilian girl does not marry “If a m in would give me fifty dollars Mr. George Graham, of Beaver railroad, at the age she ought to be playing with in gold I wouldn’t swallow a piece of of the late appearance of her wisdom Creek, Clackamas county, Oregon, EVERYTH INO GOES WRONG her dolls, she frequently continues to i that glass,” said Arty Johnson, vice- tooth, anu then astonished her bv ask play with her dolls until she doos not president of th«' Alligators’ Soc'al Club. ing: "Do foolish persons also get wis threshed an average of 40 bushels of In the bodily mechanism when the liver gels grain, wheat and oats, off of 25 acres. out of order. Constipation, dyspepsia, contam marry. The writer rememb rs seeing a "I don’t understand how others can do dom teeth?”— Babyhood. J bsolutely —The reason the man who minds the The most of this land has been in ination of the blood, imperfect assimilation, are Free from Opiates, Emetics atui young woman apparently about eigh it and live.” certain to ensue. But it is easy to prevent these teen years of age, in a street car, in the "Ne ther do I,” said Linsky, “for if ether man’s business doesn't get rich is constant use for the last 25 years. consequences, and remove their cause, by a SAFE. city of Bahia, with a doll in her lap, you give a dog powdered glass on a because the other man whose business It is said that a. tablespoonful of course of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which SURE. he minds generally isn’t grateful enough which sho cared for and handled the piece of meat you'll kill him." powdered alum, sprinkled into a hogs stimulates the biliary organ and regulutes its same as a girl would do. and it is no “Well, I chew and swallow glass,” to lie reciprocal and mind tlie business head of water and stirred, will in a action. PROMPT. TT The direct result is a disappearance of AT D.iL'G<H8TH AND I>MAt.KIM. unusual thing for young married women ■ continued Ollis, as ho began to eat a of the man who minds his business. tMÏCTÏKLÏM Ì7 VlHikhZR CO., BALTIXOSk* few hours, precipitate to the bottom the pains beneath the ribs and through the See?— Somerville dournal. to own ami play with tliese and similar ! tumbler. shoulder blade, the nausea, headaches, yellow fixtures of the nursery. One young —“Arc you enjoying vour dinner?” all the impure particles and leave the ness of the skin, furred look of the tongue, and “I should think you would find a lamp woman named Marie, ha«l five or six chimney and a tumbler pret'y heavy asked Bobby of the minister, who was water clear and pure as spring water. sour odor of the breath, which characterize liver complaint. Sound digestion and a regular «lolls, upon who.-e garmonts sho spent food.” remarked the reporter. taking a Sunday dinner with tlie fami Four gallons would need but a tea habit of body are blessings also secured by the much of her time. When she m irrieil use of this celebrated restorative of health, "Oh,” replied Ollis, “when I don’t ly. “Yes, Bobby,” responded the min spoonful. which imparts a degree of vigor to the body she insisted upon taking them to her want a heavy meal I oat a light of glass. ister, pleasantly. “Mamina saiil this Keep dairy salt and all other that is which is its best guarantee of safety from new home, but when this home beeam» Wait a minute ami 1’11 chew up a win morning that she thought you would, malarial epidemics. Nerve weakness and invaded by less tractable babies, she I dow pane.” as she didn't suppose that with your to be used for human fooii in clean over-tension are relieved by it, and it improves was finally obliged to bury her inani- j After concluding his lunch on glass a small salary and big family you got packages and away from all foul odor, both appetite and sleep. mate, quondam friends, with all the r 1 half dozen or more of small ston > were much to eat from one week's end to for salt will absorb impurities from tlie Nearly 25,lKX) bathers use Brooklyn’» finery, in a trunk, prob ib'y to beresur- , laid atmosphere and afterward impart it free baths each week. on the table, and after carefully another.”— Exchange. r cte«l by oilier little Maries, when they I dipping —First newspaper humorist (at dinner into fotxl with which it comes in con each in water Ollis swallowed will aga n be nursed and made conn- ' them and then remarked: "The reason party)—I Hatter myself that is not a tact. Serious losses have occurred INVALID^’ HOTEL ANO SURGICAL IN dants of. — Brooklyn Magazine. STITUTE. why I swallow these stones is because I bad story. Second newspaper humor from ignorance of this fact. This widely celebrated institution, locat Cures Rheumatism, Neunlj ■ometimes have a sour stomach and ist (without smiling)—Yes, it will do. A blacksmith who does not perceive at Buffalo, N. Y.. is organized with a llacknrbe, Headache, Toot bini I don't want to have the glass come up F. N.H.—Then why don’t you laugh? the requirement that the foot of a ed Burniti*, Bruire*, full staff of eighteen experienced and »kill- A LAND OF LIARS. PHICE. FIFTY CF..Vrt That is a nice way to treat a friend’s in my throat” full Physicians and Surgeon», constituting AT DKl’GGIHTM AND DBAU horse must be pared to natural shape THECHARLEH A. VOGKI.EH CO.. HALTI 1011,1» How Bib Persian, of To-<lrt.v Evade All "iiow long have you been eating joke. S. N. H. (laughing)— O, I the most complete organization of Medical glass ami swallowing stones?” inquired didn’t know this was a social matter. I after long wearing of shoes until the and HUrgical »kill in America, for the Treat Truthful Htatementa. NATURE ’S Is PERFECT HE.C hoofs are overgrown, has an important thought you wanted my professional ment Of all chronic disease», whether re impossible If tlieDiiec After speaking of their parental anil the visitor. lesson to learn, for no horse can travel quiring medical or surgical means for their opinion. Pray pardon me.— Puck. is impaired, the Liveral "Since I was ti n years old, ” replied CURE FOR filial affection, their respeet for the aged Ollis. “Allow me to tell you how I activo, or the Buta I MarvelouHsucce»» has been achieved easily with projecting toes and re cure. in the eu e of all nasal, throat and lung ODD ADDRESSES. nml their politeness and hospitality, a cam«' to do it. When I was about the latively shortened heels. tyrants disease», liver and kidney disease», dis welter on Persia winds up apropos of age I spoke of, my uncle, who used to .Some of tlie Curiowitlefl Which Have ease» of the digestive organ», bladder dis eEFFERVESCMUM Catnip is one of the most valuable eases, di eases peculiar to women, blood the people of the country with the fol read to me frequently in the evening, PMHRed Through Fngllflli Fost-Offlces. plants for bees. The flowers are rich taints and skin disease», rheumatism, lowing phrase: "But. as a race they ar* took up a copy of the New York Herald Many oddly-addressed letters daily in honey, and for several months, com neuralgia, nervous debility, paralysis, very untruthful and procrastinating.” and read aloud a story of a Count resid pass through the post-offices. Several mencing with June of each year, epilepsy (tits), spermatorrhea, inipotem y ing in 1’ariii, who. after drinking a glass Aliout these two traits of the Persian of champagne, would eat the wineglass. of the rhyming kind are somewhat re yield it freely at all hours and in every and kindred affections. Thousands are at their homes through correspond It reduces Fever, look] character I'd like to say a word. You’v* I listened attentively to the narrative markable for the poetical skill displayed kind of weather. A patch may easily cured ence. The cure of the worst ruptures Blood, is invaluable mJ often heard of the champion liar, and ami at its conclusion I said to myself if by the writers. be raised from the seed, sown the lat pile tumors, varicocele, hydrocele and and Iuflammatory Dirt is guaranteed, wilh only a short SIck-HeadacheJïê’îSKJ many people in the United Statos even a Count can eat glass I eltn. A day or A clever example is given in the fol ter part of summer or early in the strictures residence at the institution. Send 10 at tins present dav pretend to believe two later 1 tried the experiment. 1 was lowing, addressed to Sir Walter Scott spring. cents in stamps for the Invalids’ Guide- * It should bo found md that the book agent, the lightning-rod pretty well scared ami kept thinking I during one of his visits to London: Book (l<«8 pages), which gives all parti, u- AND household. Hold I'Tj The turnip crop in all parts of tills lars. Address, World's Dispensary man and Eli Perkins are the three great might die, for you know a boy will Str Walter Scott, In London or elsewhere: Medi country and in Canada is reported hb liars of the world. But those people sometimes do things that frighten him, cal Association, Buffalo, N. Y. lie weds not ask, whose wl Je-extended fame very poor. The dry weather and in don't know the Persians. With our but nothing serious came from my first, Is spreiul about our earth, like light and air, During the past twelve years 370 earth liars at home mendacity is an acquired attempt ami so I continued to do it. I A L eal habitation sects have interfered with the growth for his name. have been recorded in the United science and has taken years and years suppose you can do it as well as I can. of the plants. Roots that grow under quakes Charles Dlbden, the naval-song writ and much hard study to dovelop, and 1 don’t know as there is any thing er, sent a letter to Mr. Hay bearing the ground,like carrots and parsnips, have States and Canada. even th -n they often at least ociasion- different in our internal organization. done much better, as they have not NEURALGIA OF THE HEART. “You want to know how I came to following address: ullv speak the truth. With them ar Neuralgia of the heart is a common Cures all Diseases originating ft« been exposed to the dry air and the Postman, take this sheet away, tistic ly.ng is an effort. It takes thought devour stones. 1 will tell you. You affection, and one which is not only ex- Anti oarrv It to M< Ila.-; heat of the sun. and pains to produce it to perfection. notice that I say I swallow glass ami tr liiely painful, but very dangerous. Its disordered state of the BLOOJl Ami whether you ride mare or colt on, paroxysms can be relieved and the diwease LIVER. Stop at the Theater, Ilolt«»n ; Not so with tlie Persian. The modern devour stones. I «-an’t chew a stone; I Rheumatism. New Apple, peach, pear, plum and cherry It In what county you tn«(Uli*, cured by using D r . F lint ’ s H eart Fnrsoe is a natural 1 ar. It goes against can devour it; you see the difference. Merely mention Lancashire. trees set along boundary lines *f R emedy . At all druggists. «1.50. Des Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrta his grain, aga nst ail lie holds most sa As I waM about to say. I began devour A letter addressed as follows was farms interfere very little with culti criptive treatise with each bottle; or ad Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mend cred in this queer world, to speak the ing stones, that is, stones not larger dress J. J. Mack & Co.. S. F. Pains readily yield to its purid truth. It is born with him, this invet than the end of mv thumb, after I had mailed in the provinces, and was duly vation, and their fruit is produced properties. It leaves the Blood d almost without cost after the trees are erate love of prevarication, and it is ha«l a talk with a sword-swallbwer. He delivered in London: TSE CONFLICT London's column pointing to the well established, while at the same bred in the bone for generations and sa d it was easy enough, and that the Where skies, Between disease and health is often the Liver and Kidneys healthy and! time they may serve a useful purpose brief and fatal It is better to I e provided Complexion bright and clear. stones would not hurt me. He put a Like a tall bull«', lifts Its head and II s. I generations. as screens to mitigate the force of with cheap and simple remedies for such I have noticed with the interest tlie stone !n his mouth, and then pushed it There dwells a cit zen ot sober fame, J. R. CATES & CO., ProprletofM common disorders as coughs colds, &c., student of human nature is liable to feel down his throat with the point of the A plain, good man, and Balaam is Ills name. ¿living storms. 417 Sansome St., San Francis«» I than to run the risk of cont acting a fat i in such eases, how astonished the Farsco sword. I came to the conclusion, the The letter was delivered without delay to P reserving E ggs .—The following ?>Tra?e.. t,’lro."?h neglect. DR. WM. The BUYER*’ <■■ 1pi is when h • has caught li msoif unawares same as ' did in the caseof the Court of a Mr. Batlaani, a fishmonger near the is the “Havana process” of preserving HALLs BALSAM is a sure and safe luunl Kept, and telling the truth.. Ho then is out of his Paris, that f he could do it 1 could, and Monument. remedy for all diseases of the lunge end each year. W 31* FT Turning from poetry to prose, wo find eggs, the formula for which has been chest. If taken in season it is certain o role, and feels so aba-lr d ami ashamed consequently I added stones to my bill 8,'4xll>i inchc»,wit*1" kept a secret or sold to persons who cure, and may save you from that terrible of h niself that ho looks sheepish ami of fare. I am thirty-seven years old.” th following vague d’rection: 3,600 Iiin«t™o”*!j "Would you lie willing to submit to a Mr. ----- . Traveling Band, one of tlie Four were willing to pay $2 for it: Take disease, Consumption. It has been known guilty; much as American noglit after whole Picture playing In th«' street. 1’ersha I Per twenty-four gallons of water and put and used for many years, and it is no ex getting off an awful fib. Even with scientific examination.” GIVES Wholewltf^ shore . AVorcestcrshlr«'. Please tln«l aggeration to say that it is the bestremedy rfireet to consumcrt on all “Would I? I should be onlv too stii-li a | eopli-, however, when the noble in it twelve pounds of unslaked lime in the world for Coughs, &c. him I. possible. personal or family use. Tell*11 1 art of romancing is carried to such per glad. Of course the doctors wdl not and four pounds of salt. Stir well Another envelope b>rc the follow order, and give« exact cost ofe’J ioction. moments will arise when it is believe that I actually chew ami swal several times a day and then let it thing yon use, eat, drink« ¿1 ib sirable to know ami hear the truth. low glass. I recollect meeting Dr. ing: have fan with. These IMVAWJH stand and settle until perfectly clear. This Is tor the young girl that w.-ars spec Anil lor such occasions the stock of Per Griffin . of the qu.irantine department, BOOKS contain informations*^ tacles, who min.ls two babies, so Then draw off twenty gallons’ of the sian udjiu at.on, oaths, curses ami ap in a hotel on one occasion, tie doubt ■WTwn Baby wm sick. w. gar. her Ca.torta, Sheriff street, off l'r nee Edward ft-om the markets of the Y°r.nfR clear lime and salt water. By putting street. Liverpool. will mail a copy FREE to O peals seems almost inexhaustible. Ono ed that I could chew and swallow glass When she was a Child, .he cried for Cantoris, dress upon receipt of 10 ct«. t® of the fiinn est is llishe incra Kaftan and survive, and went so far as to sav Mr. J. Wilson Hyde, in his book, “The a spigot in the barrel about four inches When .he became Mias, aha clung to Caetoria, expense of mailing. I^et us h« sr herd ! (L. terally, May you put my ' that if I could really do it then medical Royal Mail,” soys that two letters di above the bottom you can draw off the you. Respectfully, I clear water and leave the settlings. When .he had Children, ehe gave them Caetoria, ~i e itly at rected as follows were duly deliver« <1: beard in the wind ng sheet.) 1 do not 1 and surgical sci«>nce hail been gi MONTGOMERY WARD*! know where they gel their lying pro fault. 1 told the doctor if he lie would ••To my slater Jean. Up the Canongate, Then take five ounces of baking soda, fit 22» Wuhash Avenue, Cklml’l pensit es from, these Pers ans; but that send and get a piece of glass that I wouhl Down a Close, Edinburgh. Sb«, has a five ounces of cream tartar, five ounces wooden leg. w .1 i- M. J. quieti, WJ they are the nv st invidious, insidious, demonstrate to him the correctness of saltpeter, five ounces borax and one (Jure for Lont Maiihoodj*! The other was addressed: unconscionable story-tellers in the world mv assertion. Ho did so. and I at«' ami ity, Nervousness, ounce of alum ; mix and dissolve in a Iienl<fy'a Celery, Beef and Iron re- quache, y. ludiai'titeWer* there is no doubt. It is true that every swallowed the glass. What I have eaten “My dear Ant Sue ns Ilves In the Cottage gallon of boiling water, which should languor and loss of appetite. Bo 1k sent sc-alod. m* by the Wood near the New Forest. race wh eh has antlered for inanv cen has never hurt me. ami you can »eo for FRIE MED. CO.. BUFFAI-0-Ä» be poured into your twenty gallons of ' turies from oppression amt has been yourself that I am fat ami healthy-look- "In the latter ca«e,” says Mr. Hyde, “the lime water. This will fill a whisky t amp «al under the foot of despotic ing.”— Iloilon Globe. letter had to feel its way about for a day or barrel about half full, and such a 0/ LONG LOA! rulers of foreign blood has become two. but -Ant Sue’ was found living barrel holds 150 dozen eggs. Let the st<-epvd in insiucerity. and that 1’unie —Husband (mihV.v) You must re in a cottage near Lyndhurst.”— Home Sci. J cent* lor particuiwv rtu. Nume iülsp»P*r- T«», water stand one inch above the eggs A faith has taken with them the place ot member. my dear, that the most patient Chimes. MaQaftr, Part«- ‘••"■»IM Cover with an old cloth and put a the genuine article. The people of Per person that ever lived was a man. POSITIVE CURE Ptso's Henwslv for Catnrrn bucket of the settlings over it. Do sia haveb-en so down trodden, misruled Wife (Impatiently) Oh. don't talk to Looking at Samples. for every form of Beat. Easiest to Use, sait tl rsP«- and fr gl’ten« <1 out of their wits for a me about the pat ence of Job! Think not let the cloth hang over the barrel. SKIN aid BLOOD “If I pick out some wall paper right As the water evaporates add more, as tl-ousand years past that that fact may 1 of Mrs. Job! The patience that poor DISEASE expla n all I don’t know. 1 leave that woman must have had to put up w.th away, can you send a man to my house the eggs must be kept covered. FROM HIP1I3 TO 8CR0FCLA, tor a mebody else to find out — Teheran \ such a man! Toledo Blade. to hang it this forenoon?” she a»ked in Also (rood for Cold In the < or. San t'/anriseo Chronicle. Headache. Hay Fever. a pajier store three or four days ago. Female garrotera are numerous in An immense drovo of rats recently the City of Mexico. “Yes’m.” took posse-sion of the premises of 8. applii-atien of * «Ingle No Longer Under Obligations. "Very well; you nu»y show me some Gain«-, near Scio, Ga. Although ho This rejfrated daily with t. ^kin Cu”e. of A leading dtixen of Hagerstown, Md . CyTICVRA R^otviireth^ Man (to friend) You didn’t seem to has k lied al«out. one thousand, there samples.” ?o<1 Purifier, Mr. George W Harris, had suffered for to keep the hlood cool are many left. I ’ hev have killed about She sat in a chair Wore the sample asd unirritating. thebowelan^ ip I i k ,t |i On p,,re treat that gentleman with politeness. some time with facial neuralgia and tooth live hundred dollars’ worth of chickens rack until a quarter of twelve, and ache, when he tried St. Jacobs Oil He kidneys active, will -p?edia Xe' h® Uver “d Friend 1 spoke rather roughly, 1 anil Lichen, other fowls. -Chicajo Tones. »»J»: ’It gave me instantaneous relief Pru^ then went to dinner. She was back at admit. •ru-Ä •*•.! tnrTuiiienta UAP* QJ epecies of Itching t&y Ind eTeT and I consider it a wonderful remedy.-’ one and remained until almost five, V’Jiia and facoKa Han«!» «un'V'i — l’hc beautiful i-c«l pluniig' of » when she finally heaved a long sigh and of the Skin and .Vain n i Humor» Man You have changed toward him. M, Gfi* V 9HÄ Wit the beat phj aicians and »11 u- °' ”air' " hen Tiie other dav I saw you cordially shak ■ <> th African species of bird- has been said to the patient clerk: The Connect cut onion crop is a failure , Vid ererjwhere Prici a^Wn r»n’*b«' fall. ing hands with him. •'icmically examined an«i found to b ' ••Dear me. but it’s such a t isk and so this season. WANTED A WOM Friend Yes, ho owed me then, hut ! e to cooper. When the bird* ere kept late in the season that I guess 1 won’t of energy for huaineM in her locality ‘ lie has paid me. consequently you see ro n food containing copper they on g t any at all. Much oblige I. and 1 11 . Ch**’ P- 'Vi,1*ams,Ph. D., of Phila- Reference.. E J John.tn, M*n«r. 17 tlinl I am no longer under obligations liri'ly lose th* t«nt produced by that m i probably buy of you next spring. delpnia, says there is neither morphia, t. r.aL 1 CDEX A I’HF.TTY am > VSKFVLjj to him. Ariaiuuui Trtutltr. trod Eru Crees. * ‘ opium nor minerals in Red Star Cough UR & CONSTIPATION, DYSPEPSIA. HALLS SARSAPARILL O MEN (uticura J ■ UEART^tgj Di*eases'""l5gsq STEINWAYÄÄÄ«i Cure. Price, twenty.five cents a bottle. M. P. N. U. No. Mj _8. r N y rntt." ” 1 O hxamknt . "^lighted with it. Free t«> t RAÙ TAYLOR li CO.. Box O a X» g<*“ 1