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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 31, 1886)
FAMOUS VIOLINS. The Initramentfl Which Have Made City of Cremona Celebrated. THREE OF A KIND. Ananias Outdone by a Trio nf l'assengers in the Smoking Car. VALUABLE VASES. A i’.iir of Cappa <11 Mont® Gems tli it Sohl for a Fabulout Sum. THE FRIGATE BIRD. it» Aniatlne IVarfare on the FUh-Hawks Familiar tc Florida. A NEW PHONOGRAPH. THE INCURABLES. The Marvel««« Iantruinent Invented by Some Washington Electricians. •They are a large army. Homes und i pitals and a-ylums are built for them , I many a private household |,aM ful individual meniliera who, chremir diseases, are given up by i|le tors as hopeless cases. Happily the army o Ineurabl s |HBot large as some people think, 'fj * are many people who have lieen g|ve.,* so hut are vet alive and happy. Flanders of New York was so far gone//I when lie came to inquire if ConinomJ Oxygen could, do anything for him ?! doctor hardly dared toexpress thef&i’nlz!| hope. Yet Judge Flanders is now j L t I attending to business The lion. W’nihJ D. Kelley thought ids life work was over ten years ago. He says now t hat !*l owes tlie prolongation of ids life topJ’l pound Oxygen. W. H. U hltely, Esq J Philadelphia, considered himself oiw'JI the great army of “Incurables,” yet (yjl pound Oxygen made him a new man. so with hosts of others. Don'tdmmil however long you have been ill, or ever hopeless may seesi your ease i.| write to lira. S tarkey & P aler Arch St., 1 hila., Pa., for their treat’i«ea| Compound Oxygen- It will be Hentft(J| Orders for the Compound Oxygen IloJ Treatment will lie tilled by IL A Mathenl ii!5 Powell Stteet, San Francisco. ■ Some electricians in this city have They were snow-bound on a Western The hot sun and splendid river, sup I was puzzled for quite a while when been at Work for aevaral months to per A pair of vasos which fetched $17,- plying the fine wood market, and the railroad, and killed time—and truth— 500 camo very near being owned in this in Southern Florida at some mysterious fect a phonograph which can be us. , commercial prosperity enjoyed by Cre with stories which, by the an,!podal city. Those exquisite pioces of pottery antics of the fish hawks. These with such accuracy as to be an aid in mona, seems to have attracted and law of contraries, related to phenome wcro of Cappa di Monto ware, and had creatures, bold enough away from the reporting with precision the proceed fixed there the manufacture of the best nally fast trips on the rail. Some of the been picked up in Rome by a connois sea, sometimes act in the most coward ings of courts and public assemblies. violins In the world. On the facade to passengers in the “smoker” confined seur traveling in Italy commissioned ly manner, starting from the trees into It is said that a state of perfection has the right of the Church of St. Dominic themselves to their experiences, while by several friends to mako some pur tho open and returning again in fright. already been attained which will war stood the house of the Amati. There others, less conscientious but equally chases for them of art treasures. The I soon learned the reason for this cow rant the introduction of thia instrument worked Andrew, tho founder of the generous, “chipped in" anecdotes that vases were bought for J. Forman Wil ardice. Stretched st length oa tho in courts of justice. When the phono would have made the hair of 1 sane lo ¿1 school, making in 1550 close copies of comotive engineer stand on end. Fi kinson, of this city. The cost in Rome deck of a boat in the early morning in graph is perfected it will be a great the Brescians. Gasper and Maggini. nally, when it wits officially announced was about >330. Anything of the kind the Pas« of Boca Grande, one ot the help to stenographic reporters in one Here was born the great Nicholas that tho train was “stalled” for another entitled to tho natroof Cappa di Monte entrances to Charlotte's Harbor, I saw way and a great rival and hinderance twenty-four hours, competition in the was easily worth that amount, and. a fine specimen of hawk cross overhead in another way. One of tho machines Amati (1596-1684). can bo taken into a court for instance, On the same work-bench, as a student Anamas business waxed so warm that though the purchaser felt assured that and proceed seaward to find a dinner. and all of the proceedings will be re 1 only three men “ stayed in. ” Said the in the school of the immortal Nicholas, ho had not been deceived, he submitted Tho excursion was successful as the corded by it. At the close of the day sat Andrew Guarnerius and the incom first: pass swarmed with fish coming in with the vases to leading experts in Lo-Hon it can bo taken to a room ana “I had the good luck to get on the parable Stradivarius, finishing their on returning there. The ware bore the tide. A fine one soon left its ele gauged to talk at any rate of SI master's violins and copying for years special train of a Presidential candidate every test «bought of to ascertain ment and swung aloft into the air in H|H-o71—at thirty words a minute, which in 1884, during the heat of the cam his various models with supremo skill tlie talons of the bird, which at once r its genuineness. One of the experts can be written out by an ordinary long- paign. He had to open one meeting and docility. whose opinion was asked was so confi began its return. But a newoomer ap hand writer. If it is desired to got the and close another on the same evening, Almost next door, probably on the dent that tho vases were a rare bargain peared upon the scene. A black proceedings transcribed as fast as they death of Nicolas Amati, Stradivarius and the two were sixty miles apart. 1 that he then and them offered $1,600 creature which seemed all wings and occur new cylinders are put in the pho- was on the train that did it, and we set up his shop, opposite the west front for them. The proposition was tempt shaped like a flattened letter M, nograph as fast as the proceedings are Oi of the big church; there for fifty years went so fast that the mile-posts ran to ing enough to bring about a trade. dropped from above and confronted written out For instance, long-hand Japan, according to the new censiuln Si gether like a picket fence — so close, in a population of 38,iO',«X), or about a more he worked with uninterrupted the hawk, which at once dropped its Tlie next mail brought Mr. Wilkin- T1 writers can put in a cylinder and let it assiduity; ami next door to him the fact, that the only man on board who on a dr *t for nearly $8,000, tho profit prey and uttered a scream so brimful of remain ten minutes, then take it out same as that ot the United Stales iu |ji in area Japan is about three times the«> Ei family of the Guarnerii had their work got tin figures correct was an instanta ■>f che trun.naction, with an explana- mortal terror that it should have ex and put in another, and transfer the of Pennsylvania. rooms, and in that little square were neous photographer.” cited tlie sympathy of all living things ion of the circumstances. The cylinder which has the proceedings no No one smiled. In point of fact, at all the finest violins made in the short A MY&TERY. purchaser refused to be reimbursed for within the compass of its sound. The another instrument, and it is made IIow the human system ever recovers fa space of about one hundred and fifty this stage of the game beverages were h's trouble. With some curiosity, how hawk flew in fright to cover and I reo- on to repeat the proceedings with accuracy, H at a premium, while the second gentle the bad effect« of the nauseous medicinesota years. The body of Stradivarius lies ognizod the intruder as the frigst« ever, ho afterward watched tho vases in the Church of the Rosary, not a man remarked, with the faintest sus as they camo into famo in the circles bird. On looking upward whence it and. at the expiration of its term, is re literally poured into it for the HUppoaitfre» placed in the phonograph snd th« other lief of dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipij stone’s throw from his own house; and picion of contempt: “By a coincidence not at all curious where ficti'j manufactures of antique had come I saw a score of frigate birds cylinder taken from it, and so on. Ono rheumatism and other ailments, is a mj J so these great men died, and were a mile or more from the earth, floating and curious workmanship are sought buried, working in friendly rivalry, I, too, had a ride with a Presidential for. One day the vases turned up in round and round on motionless win«s. of tlie great difficulties the scientists The mischief done by bad medicine is scared M fes 4 and leaving their echoes to roll from candidate, and special dispatches which tlie collection of a dealer whose Tho dropped fish was seized in the have encountered is in securing the less than that caused by disease. If they wj distinction of tone and voice. Hereto are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, constipated 1 ho received showed that he must make pole to pole. rheumatic, would of tuner be guided by J customers are among the money kings beak of the bird long before it had The incomparable Antonins Stradi an awfully ‘previous’ sort of trip to and N-»od royal. The owner had set a reached the water, and with a sweep of fore tlie phonograph has not been suffi experience of invalids who have thoro “ Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters, they m varius, or Stradivari, Jived between reach the next town before the enthu price -a his treasures which made the exquisite grace, on tense wings, front ciently distinct in the pitch of the voice tested in every instance obtain the speedis 1644-1737. Ilis latest known violin siasm for him should get away. We vas«*» the cynosure of thousands of ing a mild breeze, the corsair was to make one voice distinguish Itself derivable from rational medication, Ph bears date 1736, and mentions his age, had a train of three cars and, I give covetous oyes. It was not long before lifted half a mile into the air, where from another if they are similar in vol medicine is a searching and at the saineti safe remedy, derived from v » ninety-two. He worked without haste you my word of honor, we went so fast a collector, who never stops to count another astonishing performance was ume and tone. It is believed, however, thoroughly ble sources, and possessing, in consequent and without rest. His life was inter that, part of the way, by actual meas the cost, walked into tlie shop and paid at once initiated. A bite was taken that the instrument will be perfected its basis of pure spirits, properties as a m J. I rupted only by the siege of Cremona in urement, the rear of the last car was t $17,500 for the vases. Six months had from the fish, which was dropped. in a short time so that any one who has stimulant not to be found in the liery local bank ters and stimulants often reserted to by H 1702. But his art knew no politics, only four feet behind the front of the not elapsed since Mr. Wilkinson’s con Down came the fish, and the bird, heard a number of voices in a room can debilitated, La fay dyspeptic und languid. readily distinguish them from the sounds and tho courts of Spain and France cow-catcher.” noisseur friend mousing i..ound the folding its wings tightly upon its the phonograph will give out. It is the “ Gentlemen, ” said No. 3, coming up were quite as eager to get his violins as magazines ot tlie ancient city body, dropped swiftly after it. The distinguishing of one voice from another Natural gas has been discovered at the Governor of Cremona or the Djike with radiant courage, “your old fogy neglected experiences remind one of the good old hail brought the vases out into the part bitten off being disposed of, an that gives the names of tho speakers. das, Wis. of Modena. to play a part in tlie art other swoop downwards was made, the For instance, if the phonograph is used THE HORNING DRESS. Up to about 1668 he simply was an days of stage couches and canal-boats. light of day ] of the period.— Syracuse (N. fish seized, and the upward swing re to record the proceedings of the Legis It is said that a lady's standing apprentice of Nicolas. We find scrolls But it was my good fortune last fall to fancying peated, and this process continued K) Standard. I M> Ml make a fairly quick trip from Bangor to society can easily be determined by lature it will not, of course, have the and sound holes cut by the pupil on until the entire carcass was devoured. names of the persons participating in dress at the breakfast table; anexpemi I ortlc, Texas has a new industry. The Clear the master’s violins. Ho even made Portland. Fin giving you the straight On another occasion I saw a hawk showy costume indicating that the h I tn.wer and labeled for Nicolas. 1668 he Kennebec river ice-house tip, when I , Creek Crab-Canning Company has been seize a fish and start for the shore. A the debate, and the person translating has not yet learned the prop, ieties. leaves his master’s shop and sets up say that in four minutes from the time organized in Galveston County, and is black corsair at once appeared anil from the record of the phonograph will no one need be afraid of being ca for himself. But for thirty years this we fairly got under way the ice la the doing a b g business in l atching and captured the booty as on the former have to place the speakers by tlie tone “ shoddy ” if her loveliness is as ap B consummate student, while making water tank was boiling and melted lead canning era's. 'I lie -hells are removed occasion, while the frightened fisher of voice. It is said that some of the by daylight as at the hops. Perfect from the seams of the cooler were burn is never the attendant of disease; it official reporters intend trying the pho every conceivable experiment with ent re e'e pi the claw-, ground in a fled screaming toward the land. But flutes, guitars and violins, practically ing holes in the car floor.” mill, and h p > d to France, where nograph within a short time and deter all, of those diseases peculiar to wo M< MIN It is but fair to add that at this awful th"v ar.- ma ■etiieliired into a dentifrice. now a change of programme took mining how it will work in public de and which i.nd a ready cure In copied closely the best models of Nico Pierces “Favorite Prescription. Prii place. Another long winged creature crisis some philanthropist produced a 1 he o 1 tmi ar-ns on the vats «here Office las Amati. from the group above appeared in front bates. In event it fails they will have duced to one dollar. By druggists. ■tore. The varnish, when not, as is usual, bottle of total abstinence antidote.— tin' oralis .'ire I. oi' di* used in making of and facing the frightened hawk, the proceedings by the usual methods Laugh s a >. and is -aid to be equal to c xsoa- which turned seaward nt once, ming anil no rL,ks will be run. When the There are. now IZH,973 miles of rai rubbed off, inclines to light orange Drake's Travelers' Magazine. in this country, 8,131 of which were i ! ill oil for th s p r| se. The cralis with clear golden tints. The tone is so i ling its notes of terror with one of des phonograph is perfected the stenograph structed the past year. TAXABLE PROPERTY. theiusel . s m e pre ked in five-gallon pair. sweet and sensitive that it seems to Every effort to side off towards ers intended to use it in their work as a cans, and are reisoned good. leap forth before the bow has touched Thcoduiiikle Goodfornought*« Tax Dupli home was frustrated by the gliding safeguard. By its assistance they will THE LATEST AND GREATEST DISCO Real the strings, and goes on like a bell cato for the Current Year. terror interposing its ¿ilk in the in bo enabled to have every thing that is DR. J. D e PRATES HAMBURG BAKING POWDER TRAMPS. long after the bow has left them. Toa said in their room, and a number of —A crystallized fruit cathartic A c Mr. Assessor, the following statement tended direction, until the victim fine Joseph Guarnerius you have some persons speaking at one time and the erv of the greatest interest to the JI seemed to accept the inevitable and COLLEI of my taxable property I am ready to The danger to the public health times to lay siege, and then you are re A boon to every house made an attempt to cross the gulf. rapidity of their speech will be no in Profession. most delicious laxative or pu-g ti warded, but the Nicolas Amati is won swear (like smoke) is too true: 0 from the indiscriminate use of the The tormenting enemy then seemed convenience, as the phonograph will A prepared from fruits and vegetable«, almost before it is wooed. P leasure C arri ages —One baby many lime and alum baking powders content, and swung aloft among Its catch every thing that is said. It will perfect y harmless that they may be Although Stradivarius worked down buggy; but I consider it far from being lie of more use as an amanuensis than ministeied with entire safety toani of commerce has been so fully exposed companions. The poor fisherman, rid any thing else, enabling one te dictate So to the last year of his life, still, after a pleasure carriage to me. efficacious to adults that a siugle of the dire presence, wheeled on its 1730, feeling hand and sight beginning L ive S tock —One cat and four kit that every bodv desires to avoid them. course for home, and its frenzied any amount of correspondence to the will prove their value, and so ele to fail, he seldom signed his work. tens. One wife’s mother; mine by on that it needs only to be As “ forewarned is forearmed,” house flappings relieved of excessive tension, machine and leaving it so that any one preparat We catch one, and only one, glimpse right of storage. can transcribe it, because tho machine sented to the public to become a n nuide very good time, when on reach keepers will thank us for apprising every household throughout the in of him as he lived and moved and had S team V essels —One tea-pot andono the very brink of safety the black can be set to report the dictation at For liver complaint, habitual const them of the special elforts at present ing his being at Cremona in 1730, Piazza full-rigged wash-boiler. any rate of speed. — Washington Critic. wings again appoared, and the whole tion, indigestion, dyspepsia and pl Domenico. Old Poliedro, late chapel M oney on H ani »—Silver half-dollar being made to dispose of such pow distressing business was re-enacted they are a specific. To travelers by master at Turin, describes “Antonins, with hole in it; worked three days to ders in this vicinity. and land they are invaluable; they Horse-Flesh in England. with increasing despair in the fright the lutemaker,” as an intimate friend invisibly plug it, but failed. In bank, The proprietors of some of the ened cry. This went on for more than positively unfailing in their actios, of his master. He was high and thin, $000,000, less $135 I owe there. Ilippohagy Is now seldom heard of. this is the only medicine ever offered worst of these powders are n.ow going half an hour. Every effort at reireat and looked like ono worn with much N otes Seventy-six; but other men from house to house, trying by means was intercepted. During all the time A few years ago it was strongly advo the public that is acceptable to the and so pleasant that children will eat thought and incessant industry. In hold them. of a trick, or so called test, with heat the hawk kept up an incessant flapping cated in many quarters; but the British tigs as eagerly as candy. For sale summer he wore a white cotton night B onds —Matrimonial; $10 invested; and water, to show that tlieir article of its wings, and its physical endur public, although ready to swallow al every druggist throughout the cap, and in winter one of some woolen subject ’•> excessive taxation, Non- is as good as the Royal Baking Pow ance was giving away under the pro most any thing in the way of food put Price 25 cents a b x. J. J. Mack & material. He was never seen without transferable. proprietors, 9 and It Front street der, making the comparison with this tracted strain. This was apparent from before it, never took kindly to horse Francisco Cal. his apron and white leather, and every Up L umber —Half-box matches. tlie changing tone of its screams, brand because everybody recognizes day was to him exactly like every flesh, and turned a deaf ear to the per R eal E state —One corner lot—in which varied through all the gamut of IcMINNV NOTHING LIKE IT. it to be absolutely pure and wholesome, other <lay. His mind was always riv grave-yard, one patch in potatoes, two suasions oi those who recommended eted upon his own pursuit, and he patches in elbows,one residence—gained the object, of course, being to supply despair, from unreasoning terror to the adoption of this kind of diet It is No medicine has ever been kno supplicating misery. It was tho Ro in the cure of al! those di seemed neither to know or to desire in this State. their own goods in place ot the Royal, man gladiator’s “Ctesar, the dving sa probable, however, that horse-flesh is effectual ariaing from an impure conditiono tho least change of occupation. His M oney L oaned on P ledge —None; which housekeepers have for so many lute thee,” with tlie ambition left out. often eaten unawares, and that its con blood as SCO V ILL'S SARSAFARI violins sold for four golden livres but plenty borrowed on it. j years relied upon to puff up the morn- The frigate bird at length seemed sumption la far more common than is OR BLOOD ANI) LIVER SYRUP, apiece, and were considered the best in V alue of A rticles H eld this Y ear | mg biscuit, and to make the light, impatient. It more promptly answered generally imagined. Butchers whose universal remedy for the cure of 8 Italy; and as he had nover spent any — Held i horse, valued at $1,000, a few palatable, and wholesome roll, cake, While Swellings Rheumatism, PL the movements of the hawk, and urged consciences are not tender occasionally, Blotches, Eruptions, Venernal Sore* thing except upon tho necessaries of minutes one day last month, while owner and pastry for which it is famous. it is feared, pell horse-flesh as ordinary Diseases, Consumption, Groitre, compliance with greater vigor, and life and his own trade, he saved a good Went, into store. The housekeeper will do well to be finally introduced a new feature into meat to Umiuspecting customers. An Cancers, and a I kindred diseases, deal of money, ami the simple-minded J ewels — Set superbly mounted on her guard against these baking the proceedings. Swooping upwards attempt is about to be made to put mat is no better means of securing a bean Cremoneso used to mako jokes about clothes-pins, Richly embossed Etrus- ters in this respect on a more satisfacto complexion than by using SCOVIi 7 his thriftiness, and the proverb passed, can dray-pin. Set of imitation brass powder tramps. Every intelligent for ono hundred feet it turned head ry footing. At a meeting held for the S ARs A PAR ILL A, OR B LOO 0 & LU I foremost and plunged beneath the person knows that any goods peddled “As rich as Stradivarius." cuff-buttons, One elegantly inlaid black purpose of eliciting an expression of SYRUP, which cleanses the blood from house to house in this manner, hawk, turning completely over as It did opinion A traveler who lately visited bis eye, warranted to wash. gives permanent beauty to the skin. from the butchers of Manches so, and, passing to tho front, vaulted house, still standing in tho square of M usical I nstruments One combi or that are given away in samples, or ter and Salford with regard to the sale Toceri Cremona, remarked that it was heated nation, over-seaming, duplex, eight sought to be introduced by secretly upwards, and down again in the same of horse-flesh as human food, it was de The greatest depth yet found in C Lake, Oregon, is 1951) feet. path, thus describing an elliptical orbit through with tho sun like an oven. octave, high-pressure jewsharp. One traducing the character of othergoods cided to ap]>olnt a committee for the Cri He said yon might sit and sweat there no-stringed, self-tuning, upright wash well known to be pure and reliable, around its victim. It swung near the purpose of getting an act of Parliament Above all other earthly ills, as in a Turkish bath. That was how board. One high-toned, long-range, have no merits of their own. and have hawk round the lower curye, cousin« passed to compel butchers who sell I hate the big, old-fashioned pills: "All good» upward Hight., until at length, in an the Cremona makers dried their wood, base rocking baby. ’7 slow degrees they downward w failed to find purchasers through legi exhausted condition, it wm introduced horse-flesh to label it as such.—St *. And often pause, or upward tend; and so it was their oils distilled slowly Tolsi valuation .......................... B127.SSI James' Gazette. timate means. into tho oompany of its tormentors, With such discomfort are they fr» _ and remained always at a high temper Deducting amount of debts .... i:i7.2t>8 We Jure informed, as a matter of which had been descending from high Their good effects amount to naught JUST] ature, Umir varnish soakod into the Now Dr. Pierce prepares a piU Amount left—very fur left...... fll.4117 fact, that one of these tramps is trying levels and were now aboat four hun Holding Down a Powder-Keg. pine bellies and sycamore backs be That just exactly fills the bill — — Tit-Bits. to introduce a powder that has been dred yards above the water. Its Th neath the tropica] heat of those seven A young man in North Amherst, O., A Pellet, rather, that is all — found by the Government chemist to strength was now well nigh exhausted. teenth century summers. A I leasant Purgative, and small-. prepared to GRAND PROSPECTS. be 11.85 per eent lime, while the other Its cry was scarcely audible, and it took a mid air ride under peculiar cir '■vtIst.,try l5em as you feel their need, Joseph Anthony Guarnerius del IHS peddles a powder that is 20 per cent barely had tho power of directing its cumstances. ^With several others he x ou II find that I speak truth, indeed. What th« Farmer Sahl »ml What the (1687-1745), towers a head and shoul V. .J 1‘atriotie Editor Wrote. ders above the other illustrious Guar alum—one a powerful caustic, the movements. Iu whichever way It went, was hunting woodchucks. The experi Diego, Gal., expended over |1 excepting ono, a black terror con ment of smoking the animal out was nerii—viz., Andrew and Joseph, his A Dakota farmer recently called nt other a corrosive poison. 900 in building the past year. sons. His last period is troubled by the oflice of the local paper. No such tricks or jugglery will/ be fronted it It conld rise nnimpedod, unsuccessful nntll the Amherst you ric but found resistance to every other in an bethought himself of a brilliant certain inferior violins called prison apt to deceive any intelligent person. “How are the crops looking out in course. It struggh'd upwards for some plan. An empty powder-keg was pro tiddies. The tale runs that Joseph The housekeeper who has used her M’ was imprisoned for some political of your neighborliood?” asked the editor. Royal Baking Powder ever since she four hundred yards, further, until ths cured. more leaves and straw piled on tVh.n Baby wm B|ck, we gnve hBP CAg “Poor, very poor.” distance was so great as to make it the smoking heap at the south of the fense, and was supplied with refuse “What's the matter with the wheat?" discarded cream of tartar and siala, difficult to keep the movements in the den and the keg turned bottom up over When «he wU a Child, ,he cried for C ASTOtf wood bv the jailer’s daughter. The very, f “Oh, fust it was dry weather and then knows more about its qualities than field of the glass, when it gave tip the the fire to keep the smoke in. The When the beeame Mfee, ehe clung to CAST® prison fiddle is a boon to forgers; their When sue had Ciuhima, ,hc gavothom CAi« all the tramps in the country can it was too wet. and the other day a hail task, and rapidly floundered over and dad tiddies pass freely for interesting man now proceeded to sit on the Corner T storm hit it 1 don’t count on more'n a teach her. The crucial test to which over through the air. its muscnlar young “prison Joseph.” keg to hold it down. He did hold it quarter of a crop. ” power exhausted and its mass surren she has put the Royal Baking Powder With Carlo Bergonzi (1718-1755) tho down nt the mfr» of twenty feet per “How are other things?" —the test of actual and successful dered to the gravitating foroe. Down Guadagnini (1710-1750) tho great OGAN E through the air. With his eves “l’urtv poor. Flax ain't doin’ much, work in the preparation of pure and it came, the whole half-score of enemies second Cremona school comes to an end. like ha» hooks and with hands and feet ,, r C our I ih . A h II iiii » the frost took all the corn and tho bugs circling about it, until it struck the The very varnish disappears, the cun wholesome food, under which it has outspread ho demonstated beyond the Ihroat lkioordcrM use “F' near the beach in the shallows of possibility ning in wood selections seems to fail have ’bout et up the pertaters.” never failed—is entirely satisfactory to water of a doubt that empty powder 'ironchuil Troches." 25 cte. a box. tho ofliiig. It was drowned. “ Well, that is bud — I am very sorry the pale reflectors of a dying art, and her. She has always had “ good luck, ” kegs can explode. The woodchuck es The Best Again several days later I watched a Dr. Henley’s Celery, Beef and Iron the passton for vigor and finish has to hear it." caped. — Chicago Times. The farmer went out and the editor with it in making light, sweet, and de hawk catch a fish and saw a frigate romptly Al teracts the effects of anexcesnive» also departed. The violin, although it licious bread, biscuit, and cake, and bird seize the prize. But when the oriacco and liquors. culminated, was not exhausted at Cre grasped a pencil and wrote: A Collegian’s Qualifications. “We received a pleasant call from has placed it, to stay, at the head of hawk started for the trees another fri mona, but it would lead me into a new __ ____ back her housekeeping favorites. She knows gate bird appeared. Then the hawk branch of my subject to deal with the farmer Snoozenberry, of Way Bow do: n College has a student named other schools. These, after all, are Township. Wednesday afternoon, who that it has been officially approved by went back to its fishing, and the second eoule, who appears to‘have been ad-j dropp'd in to renew his subscription. the Government chemists as the best, fish waa enrrendered to the second in but reflections, more or less pale or perfect, of the incomparable Cremonese Mr. S. brought very flattering reports and we imagine that the baking pow truder. Thus the hawk was forced to rn.tted to one of the classes solely on his I Bl of tho crops and was particularly en der tramp who attempts to supplant catch a fish foe every frigate bird in the qualifications as a base-ball player The masters. — Boston Courier. 1 JSkin Blemish thusiastic about the wheat, which he its place in her confidence will find flock. Then they let the hawk go K,“egei Cn"lv haTe a rule “e mem free. The mystery was clear. The bers shal. be bona-fida students, and ‘ A Ntrlctl —The printer yea terday made ua say says is actually booming. 11« remarked this a bad year for his business. frigate bird makes the fish hawk its boule s case was investigated It nn BIRTH MAP that Senator Erye had “put together that lie would not be afraid toguarentee pears that he was admitted without “ v »• <ood(?) Chi slave!— American Naturalist. 1 eiegraph Poles. •arecuredt his barber pole and gone a fishing.” every man in his tpwnship at least thir aminatmn. took history and phvsiolo’’ ! We did not write any such a thing. We ty bushels t > the acre. We would chal In England the Norway spruce - -w-------- in —The Sioux Indians of Dakota are ax his special studies, but seldom »7? - said that he hod put together his bam* lenge sny other section of the Territory in the class-room. Soule te-ti POVnt.nH^XS,?’°TnK 8KIN “I"1 S boo pole b-a-m-b-o-o. bamboo. Let toniake as good a showing as this. He employed, known we beliove in the En adopting white people’s customs, and peared tied that he had not been »14 I / I Iu hin^iV 8 * n<1 birth Humors, for *1: us see if the doughhead can read that; was very earnest in what lie said on the glish lumlcr market as “deal.” recently a wedding party started on a four years b. L„„ ., , for Jis11!"*' and Inflammation, t«' Orph entering Bowdein h„t ' of Kczenia. l'wria* the idea of the Senator from Maine subject and communicated his enthusi Larches, of English growth, formerly bridal tour. One of the braves had cnnl.i « ! “ f not remember the name of h.. 2m^MLS.e^4-Screfnta«<u,doth** fishing with a barber pole- huh!— asm to every one. With only about eiupl.iyed, wore found sadly wanting in married. »nd under the charge of a could Pr«>i.1..n» n • , * h'-’ ’,.n and blo«d diseases. ___ half a crop in the other wheat-growing tons « Florida Ti mes- 1 'mon. chief about fifty of the tribe took a last teacher .......... VOL Skin OMtl Cure.and UU1U,OIU CH? he could nr i I declared 1 .lpT,(S URA ’th® y ifreat countries and a European war virtually ■ durability. In Amcrien cedar is used tramp of several days over the Terri that at ne could properly be regarded a »nd "imsite skin Beautirter. nur- an . ” 5» "tie Skin Beantifler. where they can bo had tall and cheap colleo-e man ««.» . l - ..b xa andCrTicuiuREsqi.vKXT. the new Bto* assured we certainly nave great cause only first clan, Nec; i-rn¿c.niallk',r'’ infâïiïbii' ’ , — Her passion revealed: She—"And for rejoicing. — Estclb'ne (D. T.J Bell. , enough bi’t nothing is found b iter than tory. pitching tents at night andgiving and other entertainment#. — HRM rdifr are absolutely Pf won't you lie able to come to my grad lay- cliestnut, co<l and durability both con dance« ,nJal,‘ble Blood Purifierai uation, Mr. Ruskin?" lie "1 am — Every bachelor who purchases a' sidered. Tenor fifucn years is the Chicago Tribune ^rom poisonous ingra^j >v?di,Jerywhcre- Price,(*xrri<w afraid not. Miss Rose. J will either fifty-dollar suit of clothes of a particulat average duration of an American tele Fmïn ”• Prepared by tteJ —Nothing is more likely to produce come myself or send some flowers.* clothing-house at Hemmingford. Neb..i graph po,e. The English are talking of <i“or south o She—"Ah, that is very kind of you; 1 «ill be provided with a wife. — Chicagi irou post«, though it is conceded they indigestion that, to eat. even moderate Si nal documents into the °-- - gr!'*‘ riSi Pi »R mical C o ., B ootom . M a J M< MU do so love flowers."— Tai-Bits. coal tour-fold those of wood.— Garden ly. when mind and Imdy are thoroughly claimed they were »oheavv Inter- CA ean. Al ‘l,K OK. ’ Uterine I i< Iinr pains. pniii't. JBP >115' u*'A wearied.— forttighlly Review. 6 ’ íered with quick delivery.7 I er's Monlnlu. 7 =>H( ORPI Cuticur *• P. W. U. No. H2.-8. r. N. U. *