DISGUSTED ! Tlicy SHARPERS. STATUE Play an Old Game on a Michigan Farmer and Get Left. OF ERIKSON A Monument to the Discover of Labrador aud Vinland. A NOBLE RED MAN The Struggles, DltRcultie» and Sucres« in th» Career of Mr. Geronimo. COMPARATIVE WORTH of BAKING POWDERS. ROYAL (Absolutely Pure) — Of all that noble band of American The conception ot the sculptor pre­ lul-1 There is a sharper*» game which has aborigines whose names have graced been played for the la as to the process of farm. He wanted it so bad that he signal horn, bravely bedecked with the truth to your heart that yon, too, DR. PRICE’S................... ■■■Bi^M®®®® The great and rapidly couldn't stand still. He found indica­ Runic device, like a drinking-cup of might amount to something if you ipetition in this line of tions of ooal, natural gas and coal oil, the Skalds. He is clad in a short, would only brace up and alter your SNOW FLAKE (Groff’»)...... 1TON'' h'.t 8T &SJ ought into-requisition a and he was willing to give $6,500 for sleeveless jerkin, or coat of scale mode of life? But this unpretentious sketch was i of cheap and inexperi- the place. The idea was, of course, armor, closely fitting around the hips, lewis ’....................... ma a aoM BiA >tnd the soldering of many that the farmer would be awful sick of and adorned with two round bossed not written to show you wherein you PEARL (Andrew» Jt Co.)....... ..ictured for the preservation his first sale and seek to buy the man plates upon the breasts. Beneath it a have erred, dear reader; but to o'btain, .ent of food must necessarily off. It would pay him to offer the man linen tunic descends half-way down if possible, some slight recognition of HECKER’S....................... HHRSSEJ without the proper precaution. $1,500 to release him. the thighs. He wears a decorated belt • it from the publishers of this paper in I tinner can solder with rosin the shape <• a cheek. GILLET ’S........................ ESIES The second stranger was only out of and a sheathed dagger at his waist. jut then he can not solder one- sight when the first one turned up Upon his long, shaggy’ locks is set a Geronimo was born in Arizona of ANDRE WS A CO. ‘ ‘ Regal”«flK3 t many cans as when chemicals again. His mouth watered over the ¡small, round cap of steel, '. The power­ parents so poor that they could only Milwaukee, (Coutaiua Alum.) ought into requisition. In the prospect, blit not for long. The farm­ ful arms are bare, anil skin-tight afford to give him one name. He was BULK (Powder sold loose).... SB .. the latter, chloride of zinc or tin er explained that he had been offered i leggings reveal the strong anat- thus deprived from his earliest infancy unfrequently mixes with the article $2,500 more, and added: Upon of advantages to which other boys are RUMFORD’S, when not fresbB oniy of the lower limbs. canned food While chloride of tin "But I don’t care for money. The the feet nre shoes. apparently of accustomed all their lives, small quantities, by some analysts, $4,000 is enough for me. and it's all the slashed leather, and the legs are not It was his custom, when only eight REPORTS OF GOVERNMENT CHEMISTS i considered in less degree 'njurious old farm is worth. When you are cross-gartered. The general expression years of age, to rise at half-past three .o the human system, chloride of zinc ready to pay the balance we'll make out of the figure is one of alert and vigor­ o'clock in the morning and study his As to Purity and Wholcsotuencss of the Royal linking Powder. even in small quantities is poi-onous. tlie p ipers.” ous manhood; it is modeled on a heroic books by tho light, of a pine-knot, in “ I have tested a package of Royal Baking Powder, which I purchased In the It has even been claimed that Bright’s order that he might not fall behind his Tlie purchaser offered to release him scale, and posed like one who pauses open market, and find it composed of pure and wholesome ingredients. It is a eream disease is partially due in the United for $1,000—$700—$500—$300, but the for a moment and fora definite purpose classes at the district school, evidently of tartar powder of a high <£ gree of merit, and does not contain either alum or States to the amount of chloride metals farmer didn't want to be released. He in the midst of an active career. Leif, forgetting that there wasn't a school phosphates, or other injurious substances. U. L ove , 1 U.K. introduced into the human system by hung to the bargain-money, and he's however, is portrayed as a num ot within a thousand miles of him. J can “ It is a scientific fact that the Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure. the habitual use of canned articles of got it yet, while the pair of sharpers thought as well as of action; m the explain this action only on the hy poth­ “IL A. M ott , Ph.D." food. I am, however, of the opinion rave and gnash their teeth every time whole conception of him there is not esis that, as it has been the habit of all that only tlie best should be permitted they think of the thickness of hi» skull. only more of civilization than barbar­ our great men, he did it force of habit. tl I have examined a package of Royal Baking Powder, purchased by tny self in to enter into the human household, and —befroit Free Press. What threatened to prove an insur­ ism, but more of classic'than romantic the market I find it entirely free from alum, terra alba, or any other injurious sub­ if it is reduced to a question of one stance. ' H eshy M obtos , Ph.D., President of Stevens Institute of Technology.” mountable obstacle to his future promi ­ sentiment. cent per can, and we are satisfied that It is evident that upon this funda­ nence was the fact that his family “ I have analyzed a package of Royal Baking Powder. The materials of which A PUZZLING QUESTION. soldering with rosin will secure immu­ it is composed are pure and wholesome. 8. D ana H ayes , State Assayer, Mass.” mental point the sculptor is ready to didn’t have nine cows which he would nity from all poisonous substances, by Why the Old Lady Criticised the Country take issue with those who conceive that be compelled to milk before breakfast; The Roval Bakin» Powder received the highest award over all competitors at all means let us pay tho difference anil but finally Providence sent along a out of Scandinavia, in the tenth century, School* Manter. the Vienna World's Exposition, 1873; at the Centennial, Philadelphia, 1875; ut the make the soldering with rosin obliga­ nothing better could issue than manly band of emigrants who had the desired American Institute, New York, and at State Fairs throughout the country. Some persons seem wholly unable to tory under the law. As another safe­ virtue of a brutal sort, and a very sav­ number of cattle, and he scalped them No other article of human food has ever received such hi^h, emphatic, and uni­ guard, the manufacturer should be cope with scientific facts, their inability age and coarse-fibred energy. and took their cows. versal endorsement from emineut chemists, physicians, scientists, and Boards of compelled to have stamped upon being doubtless due largely to circum­ Thus, by untiring perseverance, Health all over the world. According to the Sagas, Leif Erikson each cun of preserved goods the stances and their education. For hun- was a Prince, son of Erik the Red, Jarl Geronimo rose, step by step, until at N ote —The above D iagram illustrates the comparative worth of various Baking year of canning and the firm dreds of generations men were puz- of Norway. It may fairly be assumed the present time ho enjoys the proud Powders, as shown by Chemical Analysis and experiments made by Prof. Schedler. name of the manufacturer. By zled by the same problem which now that this rude court had received some distinction of having run the death rate A pound can of each powder was taken, the total leavening power or volume in this the buyer would bo furnished a of Arizona to sucli a figure that, by each can calculated, the result bein£ as indicated. This practical test for worth by A teacher in a reflection, however faint, from the civ­ perfect guarantee of the freshness of seems so simple to us. comparison, the mortality report of a ilization of the South. It was four or five Prof. Bchedler only proves what every observant consumer of the Royal Bakiug the article purchased. If, however, western county in Canada, while mak­ | centuries before tho era of Leif when cholera district looks like an advertise­ Powder knows by practical experience, that, while it costs a few cents per pound the goods nre properly canned, the ing calls among the people, came into I the hordes from this "northern hive” ment of a health resort. more than ordinury kinds, it is far more economical, and, besides, affords the advant­ most harmless solder having been conversation with a farmer’s wife from overran the Roman empire, and his He is more fatal than the yellow age of better work. A single trial of the Royal Baking Powder will convince any used, and the air driven out of the can Vermont, who had taken up her resi­ i own ancestors may have occupied the fever. fair minded person of these facts. before sealing, little, if any, danger dence in the "backwoods.” Of course ; Palatine among tlie conquerors. Fired Unlike the yellow fever, however, he * While the diagram shows some of the alum powders to be of a higher degree lurks in canned goods. It must never­ the school and former teacher came in by the narrative of Bjarne, who in 986 does not appear to be contagious; that of strength than other powders ranked below them, it is not to be taken as indicat­ theless lie borne in mind that these for criticism, and the old lady, in speak­ first visited the coast of North America, is, he is not easily caught. ing that they have any value. All alum powders, uo matter how high their strength, kinds of goods, no matter how well ing of his predecessor, asked : For.the last six months the United he set out w ith thiriy-livo men in the are to be avoided as dangerous. put up, deteriorate when tho lid has “Wa’al, master, what do you think he j year 1000, and discovered Labrador States army and other men have been been opened for any length of time. learned the scholars?" and Vinland. A few years later he chasing him around with unremitting They should be used immediately. It "1 couldn't say. ma'am. Pray what was sent to Greenland to spread Chris­ energy and improved tire-arms, and CTCIkiU/AV I . P O.box2»itl, 8. F. known as lead poisoning is probable. was round; what do you think of such | great and strong man, grave and well apt to break out and attack a commu­ M. GK a V. 20a Post'lfceet, 3an Francuioo ■«V I,y ,.xpn.aa prepaid. This character of poisoning is pro­ stuff'?” 1 favored, therew ith sensible and moder­ nity when least expected. The suffer­ «*.*u,* zx «.¿iiic-n, IVrinHui ni duced by minute doses introduced into Unwilling to come under the cate­ ate in all things.” No act of piracy or ers lose their hair suddenly, and ex­ 1 a e k t Lost Miuibood, J>ebii- the human system for a length of time. gory of the. ignorant, the teacher eva­ rapine is recorded of him. iry. NtrvuUsncss, Weakness. No perience extreme difficulty in respira­ «in.icke y. liidisputaide proof* Sometimes the symptoms are so oli- sively remarked : Upon the basis of these records, it tion. Book sent sealed, tit*« I havo a positive remedy tor the above disease; by ltf scure and difficult to trace that it re­ “It iloes seem strange, but still there would seem that the artist is historically Geronimo is fond of retirement and use thousands of casea of the worst kind anil of font ERIE MED. CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. IndQ“d, oati-ongt*mvfnl'h quires a good diagnostic to discover are many learned men who teach thos i justified in associating a certain degree seclusion, and avoids society, declining standingh.tvobeencu'-ed. In its efHcaey.thnt I wi 1 si-nlTv. O BOTTLES FRER, Piso’s Remedy for Catarrn is trie them. Constipation, cramps, palsy, things.” together with a V a I.UABEKTREATISB on this disease of intellectual and moral force, if not all invitations to appear in public; and Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. to any sufferer. Givo express and 1' O.addrss. affection of the brain, are the most “Wa’al,” says she, "if the earth is of actual refinement, with the proper if he ever goes out, it is only to make Dll. T. ▲. SLOGL’M.lai Pearl St., New York.’ common symptoms. Furthermore, a round, and goes round, what holds it I physical characteristics of her semi- an informal call on some unostentatious person can take minute quantities of up?" barbaric hero. The burden of proof settler, with whom he never remains lead for a long time without experi­ "till, these learned men say that it lies with those who are disposed fo longer than is necessary to scalp the Also trood for Co’d In tho Head, encing any of the syirfptom»- mem goe- round the sun. and tho sun holds it I typify the reputed discoverer of Massa­ family and burn the house. Headache, Hay Fever, . . Wadffn* Yard of a Literary Man’s Domicile. VTEVER fails to arrest Rapid Loss uf Flesh bacco wrapped in tin foil containing and Strength, dnninisiHS (ougli, checks YOUNG SHAKESPEARE. It was close upon the hour of mid­ next hereinafter set forth; namely, to- lead, as well as from boiling food in Exhaustive Night Sweats, no matter from what wit: to be delivered to- the Associated Tile 5iVl ¡¿AU»- CWIDE is cause, cures Bronchitis, Asthma, Scrofula and glazed vessel» w here the enamel con­ The School-Boom in Which the Great Poet night. tSMued Sept, nntl March, Press in time for the evening papers.— Debility. DT MARTI N.cif New York, the emi­ tained lead. A man sat alone in an upper room in each year. ‘456 ¡mges, Learned II in A-B-C’s. nent Specialist an I Authority on Consumption, Elmer A. Ellsworth, in Puck. 8%x iMchesjWith over I knew of. a case where throe gentle­ states in his Treatise on “T iik C urb of C on ­ a tumble-down tenement; a man whose Though Shakespeare's parents were sumption ,” that ‘'he li.s fouml Dujardin’s 3,500 tlliiNtratioiiN a men of this city, who were in the face showed by its furrowed brow, idfe Essence invariably arrests the rapid loss whole Picture Gallery. SUMMER WRAPS. habit of frequenting a certain saloon ill terate, they knew the value of a good glaring eyes and pallid lips the effects of flesh, and invigorates the entire nervous GIVES Wholesale Prices system, and has rccommeu hd ‘ Duiardin’s every day, were suddenly taken sick, education. The free grammar school I direct to cottMUHirrft on all goods for Mantles Varied In Form and Style—Eccen­ Life Essence ’ to thousands of Lis patients with and it was positively shown that the had been refounded a few years before of a terrible mental struggle going on personal or family use. Tells how to tric Parasol Handles. the most marvellous results.” water from the cistern was conveyed by Edward VI. And although there is within him. order, and gives exact cost of every­ Black mantles are far too serviceable thing you wse, cat, drink, wear, oi to the bar through a lend pipe. These no actual record of his sehool-d ays, we Before him were several pages of It is as PALATABLE as CREAM, have f in with. These INVALVABI.I parties, who had been drinking the manuscript, and his nervous hand con­ to be discarded; but, having this con­ EASILY D1CESTED. BOOKS contain in form at ion gleam <1 water furnished through this pipe for may take it as certain that little Will vulsively clutching a pen, was rapidly cession to color, no pains are spared from the markets of the world. We months, were taken sick simultane­ Shakespeare was sent to the free school adding to them. Tho Weakest and Youngest will mail a copy Fill'.is to any ad­ in supplying lace, insertion, velvet and wlien about seven years old, as we know ously.— N. O. Times-Democrat. dress upon receipt of 10 cts. to defray • can take it. Close to his right hand and fre- jet to produce a vetement such as it expense of mailing. Ix*t us hear from h s brother Gilbert was, a little later. ¡quently touched by it as he plied his — ■■ » - F or S ai . k by ali . D rcooi . th . T rick , $1.50 you. Respect Dill y, Tlie old grammar school still stands; i pen was a gleaming, glittering object would be hopeless to try to imitate in CHECK-RAISERS. PLR BOTTLE. and boys still learn their lessons in the ' of ivory, silver and steel—a loaded re­ inferior materials. In form as well as MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. H ’'wlcsale Agents— style the wraps are more varied than dt 229 Wahnsli Avenue, Chicago, LIL Tlie Fine Work Done by Frofrsiiionalii In self-same room with the high pitched volver. 8.. SNELL, HEITSHU & WOODARD, roof and oaken beams, where little Till* Line of Crime. The window beside him was open, they have been for years. As a rule Portland. Oregon. “Judging from tho amount of it Will Shakespeare studied his "A-B-C- and through it the cool breeze entered the back fits closely and is short, while book, ” and got his earliest going on all over tlie country, cheek­ and fanned his fevered brow. The the plaits below the waist nre rarely notions of Latin. But during part of THE SPECIALIST, raising has got to be a tine art,” said Shakespeare's school-days tho school­ night without was calm and placid. supplied in the substantial fabric, No I! Kearny St., San Francisco, Cal one of Pinkerton’s detectives the other room was under repair; and boys and Nature was lovely, bathed in the light which is closely molded to the figure. T reats all C hronic , S pecial and P rivate D isk 1 he folds, however, appear abundantly with W onderful S uccess . day. “There seems to be a regular ma-ter Walter Roche bv name mi­ of the summer moon; but the man was i_ .... _. . , are used. flouncing» of . i lace, which oblivious to the beauties of the night. in »i. ..main the country. One my» :<■ It work, a big 'ooinan. too run away and go fishing Sunday if he y ou is, «. and growed — P,arJ.of ’l.'.eir length w ith I rae a i harm ami saveamnch pain. It will cure ... .. kiiowed - ve. An' dar*» yo could only get his father to thrash him tho »urah or India »ilk used for the —Tho Earl of Carnarvon, at a ban- » nee I 1 fust • •'< re \ the worst form of falling of the uterus» « r «. Irreirtilarnn.l painf.il >ler dm rat ion qnet. in proposing the health of the nmdder. too. I^awiÌ! laiwd! 'stonisl.in in the morning before he sets out; then canopy. The end has a carved knob of ,i.l Oianan Troubles, Inflammation ami I'lcerw clergy, said: “In these day» clergy­ how smart she looks. 1 I ain't D gw ne tei he could enjoy the whole long day gold or »liver and a chain that pass » , »11 Iiiaplacementaand theconae- men were expected to have tho wisdom «av 'at you look s o'd ’» yo' roudder without a pang. But when he has to over the arm for earn ing the parasol breakmx down ot th¿ X.Lm ' pWi'“ * IJiu17?nnl "eakm-re, and is miwciallv adapted tothet hanireot Life.” ’ and learning of a Jeremy Taylor.” bat I clar it am a »art n fack yo* mud wait until evening for it the dread of easy.— (Lodey's Ladies' Hook. . ^».Thousand» pro. laim it the moat wonderful His lordship was next day reported to d -r looks '»young as yvw.” that unknown ill that awaits him cloud- ini Itforant thatei er-tutamed a .inking n.twu- And tho courtly old coon clmckl ■ all his »kies and pitch«» all his songs in tS-Fnee, J1. so per bottle. have said: “In these day» clergymen . "i, . ~hiRh c*,aracter at borne J. J. MACK & co. were expected to have the wisdom of a softiy as he resumed hi» shoveling minor key». — Eurdtilt, Ml * Erook.yn should look for one result-the repeti­ for rale by all druggists . l>elroil fret Prtss. No». 8 and II Front St.. San Frnncl, oo . journeyman tailor." Eagle. H kitshv & W oodard . tion of »elf in children.—A". Y. MuU. w bolm.nl.. A jo,,,. por|lln,t f>^_ H CONSUMPTION. C dujardins ) LIFE ESSENCE oru. IVXITSTTI.TIl FATAL Shortness of Breath. Brain Dispa<:p «ERvi»« Take it in Time, ^h^;; NERVOUS and BLOOD DISEASES. Apoplexy. Blessing of Sleeo Fuxt • I I N. B. M. U. No. 139 -8. F. N. U. No, IM