The Telephone=register., July 16, 1886, Image 4

PERSONAL AND
TRACKING A
LITERARY.
SAME OLD THING.
DEER.
I
A
NOBLE
AMBITION.
SPRING
FEVER.
A Strictly Reliable I>l»gin»ls of 'rhl* l,‘*r'
rowing AlHl’ tltni.
Data for a Youth Who Want»
—Rev. George Washington is chap­ Method« Used by Apache Hunters in Pur­ Recollections of a Traveling Man Which Encouraging
to Be a Second Demosthenes.
suing Gume Long Distances.
Prove That Surprise Parties Were .Just
lain of the British Legation at Constan­
1 suppose that almost every reader is
Yon say you are a country lad, six­
as Ainujing Year« Ago a« They Are To­
tinople.
“An Apache hunter scorn« to lire
familiar with the spring-fever, and not
day.
teen
vears
old,
and
you
want
to
know
—Jacob Twaddle, of Steubenville, O., twice at the same deer, but. it is also
One of the brightest spots in this how to become a great orator. You liable to make a wrong diagnosis when
blind from his birth, claims to be able his code that no deer must be p nnit-
to tell the color of a horse by the sense ted to escape after it has been shot at weary and checkered life—a period say you have a "perfect passion for under the influence of that too common
I diseases. If there are auy who have not
of touch.
and missed," said an old resident of whose recollection helps to lighten the declamation and the ambition to de­ had it often enough to know it when it
—Mrs. Mark Hopkins shares with
cares and cheer the drooping spirits of velop into a second Demosthenes.”
.Mrs. A. T. Stewart the distinction of the far West, "if the hunter fails to depressed humanity—is that made by Your aim is commendable, dear boy. grips them, they may be interested in a
being the richest woman in the world. check his game at the first tire he must those delightful social occasions when
We haven't had a Demosthenes for brief description of a few of its most
run it down and be in at the death.
—N. Y. Sun.
friends
and
neighbors
meet
to
celebrate
over
two thousand years, and if you | striking symptoms.
John C. Carr, of West Newbury, And in this he never fails, for when an
I probably have the spring-fever
some
pleasant
event
and
greet
one
succeed
you will till a long-felt want.
Mass., having for fifty-two years served Apache starts on the trail of a marked
worse
than most people; but I suppose
as town clerk, absolutely refuses re­ deer, he never leaves it unless he sus­ another with bright smiles and good You ask if you are too young to begin.
the symptoms are about the same in all
election. — Boston IBrald.
cheer.
Not
at
all.
Demosthenes
was
younger
tains an injury on the way that inea-
In the happy years of my young man­ than you when he first began ti spout. cases, only varying in virulence.
— His wife is the only nurse Mr.
Gladstone has when his health is pocitates him, until he tires it out ami hood I had the delightful privilege of He spouted nearly every thing he bail ‘ A man with the spring-fever wants
returns
with
its
carcass
to
his
wigwarn-
broken, and he gives himself into her
attending many of these rare social oc­ to buy works on elocution. How are chiefly to be let alone. His pulse is
A- the deer starts away in its fright at casions,
hands with the docility of an infant.
and now being a homeless vour lungs? Demosthenes had weal­ regular but slow, aud he has a frequent
sight
of
the
hunter
or
the
sound
of
his
—Mary Anderson is computed to be
traveling
man, and polite society is al­ lungs, but he strengthened them bv desire to sit down in an easy-^hair anil
leaping thirty or forty feet at
worth $.'«00,000, which is said to be gun,
most
unknown
to me, the memory of walking at a rapid rate up hill while rest for a couple of centuries. He
bouml, the Indian throws his gun
safely invested in real estate, gas every
society as I knew it in the young ami I k - recited “Webster's Reply to Hayne," would not go out in the back-yard and
on
the
ground
and.
with
piercing
yells,
dig up golaif he knew there was a mine
stocks and railway shares, both in En­
starts in pursuit. The deer at first hopeful period of my life comes to me "Sheridan’s Ride” and "'Ostler Joe.” of it there, ready coined, six inches be­
gland ami America.—N. Y. Tribune.
with
a
peculiar
pleasure.
The
particu
­
Oratory
was
up
hill
work
for
him
from
leaves the hunter far behind—putting
—The Duchess of Hamilton is one forth its greatest efforts to get far be­ lar events that haunt my memory are the very start. He talked, too, in the low the surface. He doesn’t care who
of the most notable sportswomen in yond his reach. But no matter how the wedding anniversaries or those oc­ face of the roaring sea, with only a has struck, who will arbitrate, nor who
England. She recently followed the fast the deer may reel off the miles casions when the neighbors, young and light-house on a Neighboring cliff to won’t. If the baby falls dowu-stairs at
hounds—and closely—throughout a between it and its pursuer, the trail it old, got together to give one of the old listen to him, perhaps. You, too, his feet, he calls his wife from the next
room to come and pick it up. If the
chase of three hours, covering twenty- leaves
is as plain to the hunter as if it and most respected neighbors a grand must be content with light houses at house takes fire, he Waits for the neigh­
five miles of country.
surprise.
Surprise
parties
flourished
in
the
commencement.
were marked in chalk all the way.
Do you stammer? No cause for dis­ bors to come and put out the flames or
—••Mrs. American Minister Phelps” A deer is the most timid and sus­ those days, for no one in our neighbor­
is an expression of the Springfield picious of animals, and at the same hood was able to give a party and they couragement if you do. Demosthenes throw out the furniture. He won’t go
Union. Almost as bad as the “Mrs. ex­ time possesses an amazing amount of had to put up a job and inflict the thing stammered so that it was night before ' out to see a warm personal friend
he doesn't
he could ask what time o’ day it was. | try a new horse,
Lieutenant Governor Tompkins,” curiosity. After it has placed distance on somebody else.
who’s
going to be a
I remember well the fuss it took at He overcome that by talking with his care
which one«' appeared iu a Boston news­ between itself and the immediate dan­
candidate for the State Legislature, and
paper.— Boston Globe.
ger from which it fled it stops and our house to get ready, and it is fair to mouth full of pebbles. It got to be a
hasn’t enough interest in the common
—Senator Stanford, of California, awaits further developments. The presume that it was the same in other habit with him, hard to break, and in he
weal to go to the front door and kill a
says that he came very near being a Apache hunter well knows this cliarac- I houses, for our family was but the his old age, when lecturing under the book-agent
His notes go to protest
newspaper man instead of a miliion- teristiq of the deer, and ho jogs along average of humanity. My dear old auspices of the Athens’ Lecture Bureau
aire. He wanted to start a paper in at a tive-mile-an-hour gait; never lag­ paternal parent would always begin by it was remarked that he never becanu he loses his interest in the music of the
Wisconsin, but could not get his outfit ging, never stopping. At sight or saying he didn’t care to go; he’3 ten thoroughly lucid and intelligible until dinner-bell, and if tho cook and the ker­
tliis side of Pennsylvania and then gave sound of the approaching hunter the times rather stav at home than go his false teeth got rattling around in osene-can, and the stove, and the rest of
the kitchen fixtures go through the
up the enterprise. —Chicago Inter Ocean. deerhounds off again to run a mile or pokingoff over there to Jones', but he bis mouth.
The great Hellenic orator had a habit i kitchen-roof In one scene, he just sits
Mrs. Josliee, the Hindoo lady who two and stop again. It is these halts would be pitched into by my fond
wherever he is, and waits for some
lately was graduated from the Wo­ that are the first fatal steps. The halts mother with: “Why don't you want of shrugging one of his shoulders. To i still
else to go and get the particulars.
man s Medical College of Pennsylvania, are not long enough to give the deer to go? Don’t you want to be sociable? remedy it he suspended a sharp-pointed one
You can’t excite a man who has the
carefully preserved her caste while in any beneficial rest, but on tho contrary Do you want to live by yourself all tho sword over the rebellious sliouldei spring
fever. The tailor may spoil his
this country to insure her reception in give time for its limbs to stiffen. At time? It’s a pity if you can’t be half­ when he orated—the sword of Damo­ spring-trousers,
yet there will be no
hight-east families in India, and even each new start tho leaps grow shorter, way neighborly,’’ and the poor old man cles, as he called it. If, in a moment bloodshed. The and
shop-keeper may give
cooked every one of her own meals and the deer starts away reluctantly would stir himself around and get on of forgetfulness, he received an admon­
the milkman may skim
and served herself at table.
and with decreasing activity. The In­ his Sunday clothes that fitted him just itory prick from the sword, he yelled short-weight,
his milk with a subsoil skimmer, the
as though they belonged to somebody "Damocles!”
-Mr. Henry Bergh is the one judicial dian jogs along on the trail, maintain­ else. Then he would puff
ff and grunt
Is there a cave on your father’s farm? butcher may send him the poorest cuts
officer iu New York whois not depend­ ing a uniform rate of speed. He can
of A eave is rather necessary if you are from the toughest part
lart of the olc
oldest
twist his face into all
>.’.1 kinds
LI.
ent on the caprice of politics for reten­ keep it up without stopping for six and
trying to button his collar on. going to rival Demosthenese. It was ' horned inhabitant of the county,
the j as­
. ..
tion of his oflice. He is assistant hours if necessary. After two or three shapes,
While he was stopping to breathe he
sessor may raise the valuation of his
district attorney for life and permanent hours’ running the deer begins to look would say: “I’ve a notion not to wear his custom to retire to a cave when he property two hundred per centum, and
assistant to the Attorney-General. for water to quench its thirst. When that thing,” and he would be met with: had to prepare a great speech, and a total stranger may come into the hall
These positions were given him in 1866 this stage of the chase is reached, the “Of course you’ll wear it; now, how when he came out he make his adver­ and borrow his new plug-hat off the
saries hunt their holes. His biogra­
and are limited to the enforcement of hunter knows that the deer's doom is you
look there without a collar phies say that he entered politics and rack, and yet he knows no excitement,
laws for the prevention of cruelty to sealed. After tho deer once drinks on." would
Meekly he would submit, and “tilled some of the highest offices in the no riot, no fatal results. Oh, there is
there is no hope for it. It fills its
animals.— N. Y. Tribune.
after he had got it on he would look
” His greatest oratorical effort no mistaking these symptoms of spring­
—There is a photograph of the late parched stomach with water, and, awful uncomfortable and say: "Oh! I state.
was delivered at a war meeting to fever for those of any other disease.
Alexander H. Stephens in the posses­ laden with the burden, its leaps grow feel like a fool with acollar on.”
The only thing that troubles the vic­
raise volunteers for the Macedonian
sion of Major Lamar Cobb, of Athens, still shorter and are made laboriously,
The party would finally ail get to­ war, and his stirring appeal to his fel­ I tim of the malignant spring-fever is the
Ga., in which the Southern statesman If before drinking the deer made its gether and make a descent upon the low
citizens to take up arms and march realization of the fact that when he is
is represented as sitting with legs halts at intervals of two miles, after doomed neighbor, and, after a great
against Philip was a masterpiece of awake he must think. If his thinker
crossed and the bottom of both feet drinking they are made every mile.
“An hour or so after the Indian has clatter and affectation of pleasure on eloquence; though, when some one in would only keep quiet, he could be com­
resting squarely upon the floor. This
the part of the enforced hostess, peo­
paratively happy.
was a favorite position of Mr. Stephens, discovered that the deer has filled its ple looked about to see how they could the crowd asked him why he didn’t en­
Having spring-fever once is no safe­
and it is said that no one has yet been stomach with water he begins to exam­ dispose of themselves, and then sat list himself, his old habit of stammer­ guard
against naving it again. You
aide to rival him in this aerobatic feat. ine the trail more carefully as he runs, down in the chairs along the wall and ing came on, and as he hadn’t any can have
spring-fever once a year, and
pebbles handy he was obliged to ad­
for he knows that it is then time for
— < 'hicago Times.
each attack is likely to be severer than
him to find signs of tho deer’s exhaus­ waited, seemingly “for something to journ the meeting.
up.” A few of the intimate
Now, dear boy, don’t be discouraged the preceding one. Inoculation for
tion. A drop of blood here and there, turn
HUMOROUS.
along the trail indicates to the Indian friends of the family, together with the by the above observations, but press spring-fever is no good. M. Pasteur
—We witnessed a fowl proceeding that the deer has fallen on its knees at hostess, would take themselves to the forward in your laudable endeavor.— might put a pint of spring-fever virus
in a man, and yet he would fall a vic­
from the window of our office one day those spots; a bunch of hair hanging to kitchen and laugh and gossip together, Texas Siftings.
•------- + • «.—
tim to the disease just as soon as the
tliis week. A hen walked by.— Neu’- a projecting edge of rock or sharp and slice up the inevitable cake and
epidemic opened for the season, and
ABSENCE OF MIND.
man independent.
branch hanging low across the trail, cold chicken that parties always
brought, and have a pretty good time,
— “John, it is quite dim in this room. proves that the deer’s strength has but in the sitting room and parlor Some Amusing Anecdotes Proving the In­ have it bad.
I can offer the great number of fellow­
What is the matter?” “ I don't know; failed, so that it can not turn quickly affairs would be getting on rather
dependence of Mind ani! Body.
victims of spring-fever who will read
I lit the gas half an hour ago and it out of the way of obstacles. When stiffly. Nothing in particular seemed
In his Voyage autour de ma Chambre, these lines no remedy for this distress­
should have made plenty of light by these infallible signs of the deer's ap­ to have “turned up” yet, the folks
I)e Maistre discusses tho very curious ing disease. It will run its course in
proaching doom are found by the hun­
this time.”— Beck's Sun.
would be still waiting. Before long
spite «f every thing you or your anxious
— Lady (in shoe store)—•• I would ter he increases his speed for the first the women would ge* together and stir phenomenon of the independence of friends
may do, and if you medicate it,
like to look at some cloth slippers for time. He soon discovers the. game, and up quite an animated conversation the mind and the body. He tells us you'll
make it worse.
tnvself.” Clerk (until recently in the with a yell of triumph bounds forward. among themselves, and the men would how, in a fit of absent-mindedness, he
When I was a small bov I had the
dry-goods line)
Yes, madam; some- The cry startles the falling animal to a be left, a woe-begone and helpless- often drew on his stockings wrong side
annually, and just as bad
thing all wool and a yard wide?” — momentary burst of speed. After a looking lot of mortals, sitting along out, and had to be reminded by his in­ spring-fever
ns I have it now. Some of my friends
leap or two it stops. As if aroused to
Harper's Bazar.
the
wall
in
an
unbroken
line.
Some
valuable
servant
Joannetti
of
his
mis
­
feared it would prove fatal, and others
fact that' further efforts to escape
Fish dealer -“ Have a nice fish, the
were utterly futile, it turns and faces ot' them would try to look unconscious take. Many readers will call to mind feared it would not. Occasionally an
ma’am?” Housekeeper—"Why, this is its
of
their
awkwardness
and
would
gaze
experiences
of
their
own
of
a
similar
apple-tree switch was applied externally
pursuer will all the defiance its ex­
Tuesday. That fish wouldn’t keep un­ hausted
nature will permit. The hunter about carelessly, twirling their thumbs, nature. It seems quite common to put as a remedy; but the benefit therefrom
til Friday.” Fish dealer — "! knfiw knows the
and
when
they
got
tired
of
twirling
one
’
s
watch-key
to
one
’
s
ear
to
ascer
­
was only temporary. The application
is too weak to harm
it. ma'am; that’s why 1 want to sell it him. and he animal
seizes it boldly, throws it them one way they reversed the mo­ tain if it is going; and many people are did not reach the seat of the disease,
now.”— Till Bits.
tion
and
twirled
them
another.
One
in
the
habit
of
winding
their
watches,
and, after the effects of the irritant wore
to the ground.ami cuts its throat.— Cor. man would be sitting with his legs
After a terrible struggle a party of N. Y. World and Express.
and three minutes after, pausing to off, the spring-fever always took a fresh
crossed, looking wearied and sick at wonder whether they have done so or and harder hold than before.
men on a Western train succeeded in
heart until liis foot began to go not.
disarming a lunatic, thereby saving
With all my great store of personal
THE WORLD’S POPULATION.
to sleep, and ho for a moment
other lives. It was a close call, though.
Who has not heard of the philosopher experience with spring-fever, I can
Later advices show that tin. lunatic Preponderance of Asia Over Europe and was relieved by having something who boiled his watch while he calmly only recommend that the friends of the
of Africa Over America.
to do in shifting his position held the egg in his hand to note the patient give him perfect quiet and let
was armed with an accordeon. Beanie
It is only in civilized countries—and on to the other leg. After awhile, even time! Or of the equally erudite man of the disease take its course.— Scott Way,
that within the last one hundred years— changing one leg over on to the other science, having peeled the apple, threw in Puck.
grew monotonous and he began to wish
that we have an actual census of the n was time to go home. Two or three the apple itself over a cliff, and then
—At Tampa, fla.7the other night,
that the rind alone re­
people. Sweilen established as early old farmers sitting near each other discovered
General Harney had a reception from
mained!
as 1775 a quinquennial census: the would got to talking crops or the mar­
Another individual had the habit— his old comrades. Harney was in tho
United States followed in 1790, with a kets. and for the time lose their con­ not such a very uncommon one—of oeminole war, and one night escaped
decennial enumeration in order to ad­ straint until the ladies came along, forgetting his own- name at awkward from his tent in his night-shirt and
around tho aforesaid chicken moments One day he presented him­ saved his life by running at full speed.
just the number of representatives to passing
atfll cake on little plates which the self at the post-office for letters, when, Afterward the Seminole chief, speak­
the population. Then came England, guests
took on their laps. Ladies could much to his disgust, he could not think ing of his fast ponies, said they could
in 1801. with a decennial census, fol­
Your ad- lowed by Norway, Holland and . en- manage them well enough, but the men of his name. He turned sadly home­ beat a railroad train and beat any
Genera* Harney.—CAica^o
finish e<! mark, also witii decennial periods; exhibited all their native awkwardness. ’ wards, racking his brains in the vain
1, you're France and Germany every live years; trying to balance tho plates on their endeavor to discover who he was.
knees,
and
at
the
same
time
endeavor
­
, Suddenly a friend accosted him: "How
? ol>, yes Austria every six years.
to appear at ease. A few of the are you, Mr. Brown?”—“Brown,
Even with these census returns, the ing
bolder
spirits
among,
the
young
men
actual number of people living oil this would bestir themselves and get into Brown. I have it!” cried the absent­
PORTLAND, OHEl.OV
minded one: and leaving his astonished
globe is only eonjeeturally known.
the circle of the ladies, but this was friend, he rushed back to the post-office A Boarding and Day School for Girls
In
former
times
these
conjectures
carried away bv the stream. "Is it not
CONDUCTED BY THE .MISSES RODNEY
considered quite daring, and cases of to get his letters.
Under the »nperrioion of The Rt Rev. B. W i ' star
very singular,” said he to a gentleman were very wild. Thus the population it were rare.
M orrim , D d , Binhop of Oregon.
Sometimes
absence
of
mind
pro
­
of
the
earth
was
estimated
by
wi, 1 was seated beside him. "that my
In,traction In Engllnh, Art, Unguage.
My soul used to be moved with pity duces very ludicrous effects. Harry J’ Thorough
**1
>n«miniental Mimic and Bookkeeping a
lilceloti in IflHOnt..... l,imi>.iliX>,nuo souls.
lint took that direction?” "Not at all,’"’
Xf
’
ini.
‘
,
rU*'n If“'',1!','’’., Fill’ll" «dmlttml »t»n, m *
Volts re in 1; <1 al
l.um.rtHl.iKHI
for
the
stranger
or
new-comer
in
the
Lorrcipier
s
appearance
on
parade
in
replied the latter; "it is natural that a
into any or all of the departments. The new term
Volnev In |siu al
cn.uo.i»» ■•
neighborhood, who was very cordially the character of Othello is well known. an<l
begins on the FIRST WEDNESDAY of SEPTEMBER
beaver should take to the water.” —
Mnlte-llriin In 1st» at Mu.tkai.itlu '•
invited to the place, but when he got A somewhat similar occurrence in real Catalogue «ent on application.
Steal In IS'CI at
. S72,<I"
N. K. Telegram.
llerirhsils In IM2 at l,272,€
there everybody seemed to be afraid to life happened not long ago. A student
TO NEWSPAPER MEN.
—The London Times prints the fol­
Kolb In tsas nt ...........1,270,1'
approach him,’ or say a word to him.
leaving his rooms one afternoon to n.^u~er& Vey’ TyP<>, Founders and Press
lowingstory of "a certain Irish M I1.”
The estimate commonly
at and he sat the picture'of abject misery on
take a stroll in the fashionable street
who had been describing his travels in the present time is that of Behm and throughout the whole evening.
in a university town, suddenly remem­
the far West and the "virgin forests" Wagner, the German geographers.
would finally come to go home, bered that his tire needed coals, and
an'* 114 Front
there: "What is »virgin forest?" asked Thev estimate the total population of the the Time
women making a great stir getting returned to replenish it. On issuing
an auditor. “I’hwat is a vairgin forest is world in 188“ at 1,433.000,000, of which on their
things, and the men, now that from his lodging the second time, he i
it ye wliant to know? A vairgin forest,
Europe has ...................... :B7.0n0.i»M
they had a chance to get up and stretch was surprised to see people looking at
America has .......................... likl.iakkOilO
soor, is one phwere the hand of man
Asia has .. ............................... 7W*>,»l0,nil0
their legs, felt quite bright again and him with an amused smile. Presently
has never set fut, bedadl”
Africa has ..................................
thought: "Well, it wasn't so bad after some ragamuffins at a street corner
These figures remind us very forcibly all;” and after they had got home their began to make audible remarks. On
— At home and abroad: Hos­
tess (to Bobby, who is dining out of how narrow the basis is on which the tongues ran on as freely about who were looking down, he discovered, to his
with his mother)—"Will you have world's civilization rests. How enor­ there and what they had on, as did horror, that he was serenely carrying
another piece of pie, Bobby?" Bobby mous is the preponderance of Asia over those of the women.— G. IE Chapman, the tire-tongs in place of his umbrella!
— "Yes'm.” Hostess (smilinglvj — against Europe, and of Africa over in Beck's Sun
One day an English savant wrote
FOR CONSUMPTION
"Ami so you are one of the fortunate against America! We are accustomed to
two letters, one to a business house in
little boys whose mammas let them speak—and quite justly, too—of Asiatic
AND
WASTINC DISEASES.
An Artistic Modern Mosaie.
London, the other to a friend in Pari«
have the second piece of pie?” Bob- hordes; b'lt Africa has always been
in stamping them at the post-office, he
NTEVER fail» to arrest Rapid Lorn of Resh
bv "Yes’m; she does when we’re out looked upon as thinly settled statistics
There has lately been placed in the placed the penny stamp on the letter
visitin’, but at home I never get but oue show that it has its teeming millions. American Church in the Via Nazionale, for I aris. and the other on the business
piece.”— Harper's Bazar.
It is an interesting question what Rome, a mosaic which, according to
Remarking to the post-office
would be the result if the millions of the unanimous testimony of the Ital­ clerk that
he would correct the error,
Asiatics should begin migrating. We
lie changed the addresses! It was not
Alteri the Case.
know that in the fall of the Roman Em­ ians themseves, «is the most important till after he had posted the letters that
the barbarians were constantly example of this form of Art that recent
Mr. Oldhead No, Clarisse, my child, pire
pushed forward from behind. We know, times have produced. It has been ex­ lie understood whv the clerk had not
I must be firm. 1 can no* consent to also, that mediivval Germany had a ecuted by the Venice and Murano Glass been more impressed with his brilliant
♦
RSn‘*e to thoU8B,l(is of his patient« with
the mod man elloua result« "
1
,U|
your marriage with Eugene Muldoon. hard struggle to defend its frontier Company from cartoons by Mr. Burne- idea.— Chambers' Journal.
Clarisse But why, papa? Eugeno against Hungarians and Slavs. Sup­ Jones. and it covers th« whole of the
“Suppose, said an examiner to a
It I. as PALATABLE a. CREAM,
pose these great masses should begin roof of the apse, a space of not less student in engineering, "you had built
is young, handsome, talented
EASILY DICESTED,
Oldhead (firmly)- Enough! He is a to move again, pressed by hunger, than eight hundred square feet The an engine yourself, performed everv
armed, perhaps, with European weap­ subject may be briefly described as part of the work without assistance’
plumber, and the winter is o'er.
The
Weakest
and Youngest
Clar sse—Y ->n do not know, then, ons of warfare! Our civilization >s Christ enthroned in the center of the and kn -w that it was in complete or­
car take It.
that ho ia only a plumber in winter? European. Would it bo able to with­ New Jerusalem, with mysterious ange' der, but, when put on the road, the
Foa gm ,, iU_ r„ree,^ p,ICBi
M
In the summer he is an ice man stand this new wandering of the peo­ forms around and about him. and, on pump would not draw water. What
ple? Somewhat the same consider»- I either hand, keeping watch over the would you do?” -I should look iato
n* Borns.
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