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About The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 23, 1888)
HANDKERCHIEF TALIC-------- r.zPi„nkt|on. Wht))|1 P-rleured Ov.r uo thing Wigs and waves are great inventions. When the f*t ntan tleJa, around hU A FACT TO BI RKMKMRKRED. They aui'l’iy aeficienciee; they correct neck it sigufflea that fflJ weather is Do not be deceived by mlwpres nta E natures delinquencies.’ Nothing makes tloue. A-k yourilruggl t for - uxikx ' b warm aud he has.a new oollar on. MB ormar» personal beauty like a fine head When tho pretty girl suddenly makes P ohous P lasters aid let LO explanation M JT hair or the lack of it. • grxo for h?r handkerchief and clasps or solicitation induce you to accept a In these days baldness is common as rit to Lor mouth, It means that she B'ituie. oLLCocx ePLAurKii, areapurel Mk* to be almost fashionable, and wigs are wan ¿8 to tKieeze. I' i T' k !>lt the formula of* Wj „ot commonly worn by men. Now and h''.h t’>k'"irn on X»lhe manufacturer». When the whlttllBg fiend binds hh £. Their valuable curative powers are due to then some unfortunate is ' competed to 'round one oi-.hix. fingers, it sigiiifluu the employ ni nt of th ^highest medical' n Incorporate an ar'iiieial head-covering and chemical »kill. They act safely :hat his knife has slipped. ■ into his regular wardrobe, but as long prompt y, and effectually. Ov-r 1 *O' (Au When a girl drugs hers in the street persupa have beeu cured by A l U'O ck a H a> there is a passable fringe around his when there is no inule in sight, ik de POROUS PLASTERS. ■ massive dome of thought the average I never knew a min In all my life who could notes that she has been"*caih*ying too lx ar auother’i' misfortune perfectly, like a iJ!”1!* n"'n • ,rl>ret ronsolera In Christian. ■ man avoids a wig. Masculine wigs are « an hour of aMh-tiun, trouble or sorrow, he can many articles in her hands. S’ «ot ordinarily deceptive, and they are turn to them with confidence and trust. When a* man comes out of a side en- ■ warm and difficult to keep in placo. WHAT Til FT AKK GOOII FOR. — Since it has become the fashion to crop bitten on fteleg by a dog eight years tranoeun Slmddy wiping his mouth* B handheths P ilis are the best medi S the natural hair so short that tho scalp ago, and ¿Very year since, on the an wit|j his handkerchief, it is a sure sign cine knowu. ■ il plainly visible it is doubly hard to niversary of the bite, it is said, the in tha^ he has been spending monay. When a flash youth takes a gentle M---- „ar a wig at. all calculated to misread jur e d memb er has sw elle a~to~lwlce^it^ man’s handkerchief out of his pocket I any but near-sighted and unobservant natural size. Second— The same dose always produce« —There is a catawba tree in the In a crowd, it signifies that he will the same effect,—other purgative« require ■ people. * never see it again. t increased rtoaes and dually cea^e acting. j By common consent it has always front yard of a house in Camilla, Ga., TArrd They purify the blood. When the young widow1 carries a g been the custom to supply those need which bears three crops of leaves Fourth— They invigorate the digestion handkerchief with a vigj- heavy black s' * Ing a substitute for nature’s hirsute every year, and, strange to say, each and < leanHe the stomach and bowel?. Fi/ÏA-They stimulate the liver and I adornment with curly wig«. It was a crop is destroyed by wbat is called the ’xtrdor, it is safe to bet that she will remarry before the year is out. carry off vitiated b le aud other depraved i j polite fiction to presume that the nat- catawba worm. secretions. When a lady aud a gentleman.are to The first t^o or three doses tell the I ural hair, if there had been any, would —Soft shell crabs are always cheaper I be ai least wavy. If a mlgi lost half after a day or two of thunder showers. gether and the lady takes his handker ftory. The st in becomes clear, the eye bright; the nditd active; digestion is re I as wiry and as full of "prongy” effects" They can not be kept alive In such chief out of his pocket and uses it, stored; costiveness cured; the animal I as (¿at of the famous Mr. Paneks in weather. Electricity in the air is there can be no doubt that they are vigor is recruited and all de ay arrested. • I "Little Dorrit,” he procured a wig of fatal to.them. Dealerscan notexplain married. When a man buys any of those tbqee- WHICH WAS OR 8HAKKS- I luxuriant-cur^. With Dénotant wear it, they oply know It is so. <r>nt handkerchiefs from the street ped The »»thorwhip of the dramatic productions I these curls became matted together in —InjJVebster County; Ga., recently, dlers it means that he is stuck. Attributed to the last of the above named is agi eorrugated ringlets. Nowadays wigs' twenty hogs belonging to a farmer literary circles to the very centre, but af The old oolored lady carries her tating fects the practical masses far it's» than the mo- are much more natural, especially at took refuge from a stdrm under a clump handkerchief tied around her head. men tonsquestion, how to regain or preserve , tho parti! g of the hair. Instead ot a .of bushes that grew near a tall pine health, that essential of bodily and mental ac Tho dude's silk handkerchief is al tivity, business success and the “pursnit of hap- 1 cAirse muslin streak there is'now a tree. The tree was struck by light jupess.” We can throw far more light ou this* ways worn so that the corner sticks «■»■r subject than the most profound Shaker transparent canvas thut shows the ning and every hog instantly killed. QUt. W^arian can on the question first propounded. sculp. — —An Oregon City, Ore., clergyman the system is depleted, the nerves shaky; If When a man suddenly feels a heavy If lndigestlou or constipation bothers one at times, . Tho Kin f wigs, ^qce affected by old got lost in the woods while en route to cold coming on, it means that that is or constantly; if the skin is yellow, aud the "men of proud but economical spirit, Arthur’s Prairie, ten miles distant, to just the very time hejeft his handker tongue furred as in biliousness; if there are premonitory twinges of oncoming rheumatism have happily disappeared. A few marry a Couple, and not until after the chief athomo. or-negralgfa ; if the kidneys art* inactive—use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, the finest récupér years ngb there was an old minister lapse of forty-eight hours did he reach When a man beta a box of handker ant uf gn age prolific iu beneficial and success «vho wore a sort of tuft on the crown his destination. The bride and groom, r&nedies. Remember, if malaria^threatens chiefs with a lady and happens to get ful afflicts, that it neutralizes the poison and . 'of his head. The tuft did not in the together with the invited guests, them, it signifies that he is a very or fortifies the system ----- least match the gray hair with whioh waited all the while. lucky man. - - Sleep, riches and health are only truly en t mingled, and when his head rose —The defense scare in England has When a qtrange man wakeS'you up joyed utter they have been interrupted. above the pulpit It looked as if his brought opt the fact« that the nation in the middle of the night and pokes The good reputation of "Brown’» Bron hair had been' made from a skein of has 294 admirals and Ohly fifty armored his handkerchief down your throat, Trochf.»” for the relief of Coughs, Colds and chinchilla worsted. Whenever,he be- seargoing ships.’ Only /thirteen ad it is a sign that he is robbing youi chial Throat Diseases, has given them a favorable notoriety. camei'interested in warning his èongre- mirals are employed, drawing £37,000, house. , . .-fj gation.away from the broad path that while 281 unemployed receive £161,000, When a woman carries her handker T ry G krmea for breakfast. ‘ leads to destruction tjie tuft of hair At the same I time there are 140 Gener- chief! in her hand she does not always .invariably slid over one ear, and his als, of whom 109 are employed. wish tocry or flirt, but probably has no ». bald head bucarne an unconscious il —A New Yor| >rk pjan missed |45, in- pocket in her dress. lustration of a slippery place and the eluding his luc' ick-penny, and told hi« When an actress displays a lace hand Skiq«<Scalp unexpectedness with which the appar room-mate, who offered to take care of kerchief on the stage, it is a sure sign ently permanent slid down-hill. ) ) DISEASES him while he had a cent leftj The room that she is portraying the part of the j The wqve, which used to be known mate in the generosity fif his heart, queen. s) ¡--cured by.» as a false front, is a boon to women bought the drinks, and, when he pulled When the street Arab grabs at your C utic U f ^ and is very popular, especially in sum out a handful of change, lo, the luck pocket and makes you believe ho has mer. At the seaside it is invaluable. penny! Tjie good Samaritan went to stolen your handkerchief, it signifies After a dip into thie salt sea the hair jaiL that it is April fool's day and that you DOR CLKAN8ING. PURIFYIMU AND becomes as sticky and .stubborn as an —Farmers at work in the fields near are the fool. I beautifying the »kin of children and infante Esquimau's, and the naturally curly Long Fork,’ five miles from Mount When you see a man rush down from and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly pimply diseases of the skin, scalp ana wAve is oftentimes the I only salvation Pulaski, Logan County, lit, had their the top floor of a flat in a hurry to reach and blood, with loss of hair, from infancy to old age. -lor a belle’s reputation for beauty. attention attracted by the tinkling ot his office and then suddenly put his the C uticura R emkdieb aw infallible. C uticura , the great Skin Cure, and CUTI .Moreover, the wave, when further I a bell attached to the neck of an land in his pocket and run up-stairs cura S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler, ex kupplemented by what la familiarly American eagle flying overhead. By igaln, you may bet your pile that he ternally. and C uticura R kholvknt , the new purifier, internally, cure every form of known as a switch enables a girl to means of a glass the bell could be seen. basforgotten his handkerchief. — Judge. Blood skin and blood diseases, irom pimples to •cro'ula. choose any shade of hair without re No attempt was made to kill the bird, 8old everywhere. Price,CuTicuRA.iOo.: S oap gard to the natural hue of her own which disappeared to the northward. —A man’s name is a most important 25c.: R esolvent , |1. Prepared by the P ottkf D rug and C hemical C o .. B oston . M awl part of him, but he has nothing to do locks. After the white-horse craze —An Iowa editor wrote to a Dakota Send for “How to Cure Sain Diseases." r many Titian blondes were compeled postmaster inquiring about a de in selecting it. And parent« in nam- Baby’s Sk n «nd Scalp preserved and *«1 _beautiffed by C uticura S oap . to adopt waves and switches of a som linquent subscribe* .The.-letter came 1 ng their children often reveal a lack tUT K idney P ainh , Backache and Weakness ber tint as a means of self-defense back indorsed, "The.man is dead.’’ •t common sense that is most cruel to cured by C uticura A nti -P ain P laster .an against the unwelcome scrutiny of the Some time afterward, in overhauling a the victims ot their folly. We recall instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c. crow ds upon the streets. list of delinquents, an Inquiry was in me splendid fellow whose initials were But the artificial bang is most ap advertently sent to the same post- r. C. 8. A. He never wrote his full preciated by the army of working . master about the same man. The lame. Asked one day to tell what his wòmon Mÿo have neither the time to reply came back: “Still dead.”— Ex laroe was he with many blushes re gretted that his father had had him imprispn tkeir hair in curl-papers at change. night hfr the patience to singe it with —An English physician, who has in >aptized "Thaddeus Constantine So a hot icon in the morning. It Baves vestigated the characteristic« and sur bieski Aurelius.” Now what worse af- time to be able to pin on a bang ready roundings of oentenarians, says he liction could have been put upon a ■crimped and reposing among thd hair- finds that the average qualities were a person than to compel him to carry inrushes on one’s bureau, and ubtil it good family history, a well-made that name through life?— Buffalo Com becomes mussed it is perfectly ^satis frame, of average stature, spare rather mercial. —A Dakota man essayed the peril factory. ; than stout, robust, with good health, Of course, waves vary widely in appetite and digestion, capable of ex ous task of assisting his wife on wash beauty and naturalness. Some of them ertion, good sleepers, of placid tem day. He was assigned to hanging the are very costly, and range in pricelfrom perament and good intelligence, with garments on the lines. The unfortu to |15. While wealthy women dp little need for and little consumption nate man moved to his doom like a Roman martyr. He had almost ¿¿ia not grudge any sum expended to con of alcohol and animal food. pleted the job when the ionely sus ceal the ravages of time or dampness, —The following are said to be the working women are content to buy sixteen American inventions of world pender which held his pau aloons in place gave way. To grab the falling their bangs at bargains. wide adoption: The cotton gin, plan 1 It is a pity that all waves and wig- ing machine, grass mower and reaper,* garment was his first impulse, and in - lets become in time what is colloquial rotary printing press, steam naviga doing so the clothespin held in hU ly califfi "ratty.” "Ratty”-is a word tion, hot-air machine, sewing machine, mouth dropped into his throat A more descriptive than elegant, and its the India-rubber industry, machine commotion ensued. To protect his derivation is lost in obscurity. It has manufacture of horseshoes, the sand person and prevent suffocation occu pied bpth hands, but his wife arT^yed , no connection, however, with the blast for graving, gauge lathe, grain in time to extract the retreating pin postiforous rodent. Waves become elevator, artificial ice-making on a qnd save his life Hereafter he will . "ratty” or dead-looking very soon. large spi tie? the'electro magnet in its journey to the country on wash day. Then the fashionable dame sends hers practical application, and the tele- —“O, Jonn.” said Mrs. Bjones. "I ■to the hair-dresser and the business phone. woman takes hers between her teeth— —Ata railroad station, a benevolent have just found the most beautiful re zi women are never too fastidious to hold man found a school-boy crying because ceipt for "currant jelly.”• "Well, I wish their false hair with their teeth — he had not quite enough to pay his you’d find a receipt for your dress maker's bill*-” "O, no, John dear. combs, and puts it up in papera— Chi- fare, and he remembered suddenly jfayo News. how, years before, he had been in the That is not necessary. I always have Mme. Brunetti make my dressmaker’s ' - • *■ same plight, but had been helped by an Change in Watch Crystals. unknown friend, and had been enjoined bills for me."—Harper's Bazar.- —A popular clergyman was greatly There have been some curious that same day he Bhould pass that bored by a lady who admired him with changes of late years in the fashions kindness on. Now he saw that the out reserve. "O, my dear Mr. X,’ for staple commodities, and especially long-expected moment had come. He said she, one Sunday afternoon, "there is this trito in the matter of watches. took the weeping boy aside, told him isn t any harm In one loving one's pas The watch is either looked upon as a bis story, paid his fare, and asked him tor. is there?” "Certainly not, ms trinket or as an article of serious use. in his turn to pass the kindness on. dame.” replied the worthy cleyic. "not In the first instance it is set in a round And as the train moved from the sta the least in the world, so long aa the ball, Incrusted with small diamonds, tion the lad cried cheerily: "I will pass feeling is not reciprocated.” A’tnctimes intermixed with rubies or it on, sir.” So that act of thoughtful with sapphires, or it forms the top of love is being passed on through our —iou hare a very large mouth," a smelling-bottle, or is set in a brace world, nor will it stay till its ripples ■emarked a dentist to a lady, “In- have belted the globe and metagain. — let or the handle of a parasol. But leed!" the indignant response thé serious watch of everv-day wear Christian Standard. ••Yes,” pursued the dentist, "while I — From early ages till now tho race has become a very practical article , •tare been filling this tooth of your ’tWoed. •‘•In old days,” said to me a classification of mankind has been a ny operations hare extended over ar famous Swiss jeweler of the Rue de la subject of interest. For a long time vher.” There was no further uae.foi Faix the other day, "the business of only three types, comprising the white, -ther. —The destruction of forests has pro replacing watch crtstals was an im European, the brown Asiatic, and the black African, were recognized. To portant item, amounting, on an aver ceeded so rapidly in Prussia of late these, after the discovery of this con yean that the Government has passed age. to thirty dollars per week. Now, tinent. the red American was added. a law protecting timber. It was found Instead of the delicate soap-bubble But the number of alleged races of men (bat the climate in many districts was glass formerly used, the waicn-crystal has fluctuated all the way up to sixty- changing, and riven and lakes wen 1” made thick and strong so as to stand three; and theory after theory of clas becoming shallow in consequence of *oy amount of rough usage short of an sification has been from time to time the wholesale cutting away of iood. actual blow. The Introduction of these developed and abandoned. And now massive crystals has brought about a the idea of classifying the human races change in the make of watches. Not according to their languages is taking ktdf so many bunting-cased watches precedence over other modes. This Bre sold as formerly, as they are so system of classification. it is said, will ■meh less convenient than the open- give our American Indians an ethno l*céd ones, and the thick crystal does logical prominence much greater than •way with the only real objection to has hitherto been assigned to them. the latter. Paris Letter. H ARM&HAMMER BRAND INFANTILE It’s Easy to Dye Dw « wyr. IL wrrH : Superior Baby Portraits. ItUMlCMAEPSOG teix, ftsys, fcdfagf,Vt. DIAMOND PAINTS. —TO MAKS— . DELICIOUS BISCUITS or U % WHOLESOME BREAD USE D wights C ow -B rand $ oda «S aleratus . absolutely pure .