The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889, November 09, 1888, Image 3

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    A CLAIM TO HUMAN GRATITUDE.
SPEAKING IN PUBLIC.
Chsrlotte Oorduy, the ssd-fjccd,
service baa been «<-
tabliahed at Key West for commun Ication with ..Auhe Intamatlonal Kihlbltiou at Brwaula.
tender-h< art«! péasaut girl of Nor­
' hf*k* received the highest
a»rrw<... Roark. CoekrW, 8«<rw. • SkutffeïÏÏÆ4* *“ *’onl®“c,1"u w'“
mandy made great history by one des­
Id .1 ■ „ . . “* ’
“•*
Jack
aisi
Jill
each took a pill,
st Li Bdvi°® toa y°un? “an deSirin» . WHICH WA» ITt ^BACON OK SHAKKB-
perate self
t
i
Old-fashioned kind—full grown;
16 to tbT“e1 * 8,"‘c')<i8,u* »Pealror is never
S—; Sickened by the saturnalia of the
Jack’s went dowu—but with a frown—
Jill died froruj,‘< ause unkuown.
‘ French revolution, and moved to des­
“ *“tolk““‘««'yo1i’h|ve something to
ftntlos will supersede many frowns, and inanv
peration a» Robb ^Pierre and Mina'i
18
,A,W"y8 ** careful to acquire
dim«omforts will be unknown, when Dr. Pierce’s
entirely supersede, as
' were ••e*dmg Hie tf'fwer of France to
•d tome information to contribute to the “‘■'i'!'“ quvUoo. how to retrain or preserve Pleasant Purgative Pellets
tile large and less efficient
the guillotine, she determined that she
>r subject under discussion, and then say health, that essential of bodily and mental ac­ till of our forefathers. Every day they gain new
iyrels! Moat popular when moat ills abouud I
tivity, Lu.inc euccess ami the “pursuit of ham
would put an end to Marat’s bloody
**“1** ,IU' h»l|t'’ llKht un thia
nJ
“y ,n
fewest pos- Ltu’“' mWi
latter
.object
thau
the
most
profound
Shakes-
I I
o1
*°rda. If a young man follow |H arlau can ou the question Aral propotiudod. Michael Davitt's woolen conipany has de­
Marat had demanded two" hundred
It this rule he may not be a great speaker, II Umsyateiu la depleted, tho nerves ahakv If clared a dividend of 7 per ecut.
ludlKeauun-or couitipatlon bother, one at times
thousand victims for the guillotine!
n but he will become a good speaker and or
couatautlV; If the aklu la yellow, ami thé
He proposed to kill off ihe enemies!
a useful one. I would advise listening tonicue furred aa In biliousness; If there are
of tl>e Revolution to make it? peril
I»,1'1!"'" of oncoming rheumatism
H to the best spoakers, and better, a care- JT™;''
u “™n‘bd*: H the kidueya aa Inactive— use
pet null
0 ful study of the speechel of great ora- Hostetter ■ Stomach Bitters, the Smut récupér­
of an age prolidc tu bénéficiai and «lire’s«
Horrible thought!
___
J tors, such as Burke. As to training, ant
k-
---- miponen
tul remedies. Remember, if malaria threaten.
No wonder it tired llicWMPof this- I- Ti„
?“ big cargoes from Calcutta, India. the study and practice of elocution are
h'“' that lt neutralises the poison aud
fortifies the system.
patriotic peasant maid!
1 certainly great advantages, as are
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Gaining access to'ITisclosely guarded
, oertalntrainjSI geaturee.’ * Always bear ,Jf*nule--------------------------------------- «ctnws, haa
quarters by a subterfuge, Bbe found I steam The roS is then split into six t in mind that an audience is most thter- H Hri™,ltWl * 11
,rolu her huabaud, Ktlwlu
or îuorvacnmo
on the iiib taltrn
him in bi< bath, even then inexorable | lengths and cut i|to three sections, and [ ested when you appeal to its infelli-
i; we will piai
and giving written directions for fur again dried for tfco weeks. The spliced I gence. The great fault of publlo
White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng-
ruit trees or rali
land. Dragon of China, Cress of Swltaer-
pod condii ion
ther slaughter I
pieoos are glued together, and it stays i speaking nowadays is an attempt to
Persia, Crescent of Egypt,
He asked her the names of the in­ in the glue for a month and is thon be oratorical. Rhetoric and imagery Double Eagle ot
of RmtaU, Star of Chill, The
imical deputies who had taken refuge wrapped with silk.
of Japan. Harp of Erin.
are simply tiro ornaments of ora­ Circle
VUU.WE/GÎ/
To get these buy a box of the genuine
in Caen. She told him, aud he wrote
It is afterward jointed with ferrules. tory-argument In its substance. D r . C. M c L anbb C klcbrxtkd L ivsb
them down. “That is well ! Before a
a___ PURE _
P ills , price 2-> cents, and mai^us the out­
Then
lt
goes
through
the
varnishing
If
a
mau
has
a
cloar,
oonvino-
week is over they shall all be brought
side
wrapper
with
your
address,plainly
process and receives four coats, each ing argument to present, and pre­ written, and 4 cento in stamps. We will
to the guillotine.”
Atjhese wor<ls4_C,hurL>ttè drewfrom i coat of varnish being given a week to sents it in an argumentative way, he then mail you the above list with an ele­
gant package of oleographic and chro­
* her I'G hohi tlie knife, and plunged it. ury. The pole is afterward given a is always protty certain of challenging matic
cards.
'
with supernatural force up to the hilt butt or handle of ash, celluloid or the attention of his audlenoe. Unless a
F lxmino B huh ., P ittsburg , P a .
young
man
has
a
cultivated
mind
he
pearl,
and
at
the
end
of
about
three
in the heart of M.<rat.
- Foreign scientists have discovered minute
“Come to me my dear friend, come months, and when the polo has gone oan not become a successful speaker. diamonds
iu meteorite« found tu Biberia.
to me,” cried Marat, aud expired un­ through the hand of six workmen, it He may talk, but the real speaker must
not
use
language
merely
for
the
sake
of
is
finished.
The
rod
must
be
pliant
as
WOMEN
’S MODESTY.
der the blow.
Many women aro pr
■rtwented by I sc H uk . of
In the Corcoran gallery at Wash­ a coach whip, bending from butt to using it Every unnecessary sentence delicacy
from consHltim
as a physician hl those
1___ __ _
ington is a famous painting ot Char­ tip. Many poles are ruined in tho proc- is a blot upon his speech; it mars the disorders «rising from niucuonal
ileraiigenient
her peculiarly delicate
organism, aulì
and the
>w oixuoi.m,
lotte, represented at behind tho prison «as of manufacture.^¿ijChe’ price of effect and tries the patience of an audl­ of
most serious results xrc
are Gfioa
often caused by thin
tills
G1 AODING.McSE
split bamboo poles run from <6 to »60,1 enoe. The province of a spooch is to neglect. To such ftersons Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
bara tho day before her execution.
Prescription
boon, *«
as It
it offers a
.,lt.
1 is ’ an v especial
“l*''lal boc'h.
It is a thrilling, aad picture, full ot j but poles have been known *cost al­ impart information or ideas on a given sure
\ SEWER & CHiMNE
and safe cure for all those distressing
disonlers to which women are iteculiarly
’ sorrow for her suffering country, and most »HOO where the ferrules and subject, and lead an audience to agree disorders
DRAIN TILE
While it saves a modest girl or woman
with your conclusions, whother lt be a subject.
frotii
the
oinTli
_______ of impersonal consulta-
of unconquerable bate for her con li­ mountings'were silver. „ ’
»—- d
, -----
^ Trassment
ARCHITECT URAL TERR,
with a phvBlclan. “Favorite Prescription”
tri ’a enemies.
The next best rod to the bamboo jury or a mass meeting. Of course if lion
Is the only mcolcli k for women’s peculiar weak-
What a lesson in this tragic story! is made of lanco-wood. This wood, you have no information to present Hesses soil ittlnretil jsold by druggists, under a
xuanuitee Run the manufacturers, that
Two hundred, nay, five huudred tliou- which is very heavy, is brought from your speech will lack interest as well positive
It will give satisfai ion in every case, or money
s ind people would Marat have sacri­ South America in spare.
The rod as substance. Never say any thing for will be refunded, See guarantee on bottle
BUT THE BEST.
TAKE NO
ficed to his unholy passion of power!
maker has the spare sawed up. the mere sake of the sound. Of coarse wrapper.
Methòds are quite as murderous and Lance-wood must have good season­ it is advisable to express your thoughts The piles of diamond. In New York ara esti­
THS QANAT HKALKI
inexorable as men, and they number ing, and frequently, half of it is a in the most striking language you can mated to toot up FC.IMU.OUUa year.
Corea Cuts? Sore., Salb.Rhe,
their victims by the millions.
dead loss.
When the rod has bpen command. I would advise the culti­
UBINO TH KM FOlt EVKKYTHINO.
Pimples. Felon., Skin IXeeaaea
The page of history is full of mur­ trimmed and turned by machinery, it vation of extemporaneous speaking as
Peter Magenta, residing at if-7 Johnson
ders |>y authority and by mistaken Is sand-papered and cut into three or much as possible. If a man is natural Avenue, Brooklyn, E D., N. ¥., says:
idea»! In the practice of medicine four sections and jointed; then it is and Bays what he feels without attempt­ During lhe last eighteen years i have
alone how many hundreds of millions ferruled, wrapped with silk or linen ing to be one of the great orators of the been using over fifty A llcock ’ i FP i . abtxiih
bave bewi allowed to die and as many thread, and varnished three -tiihbk world, he will always be an attractive a year in my family. I have found therii
morel JaMjfkl by unjustifiable bigotry The lance-wood rod» oost from four speaker and a useful one. As to after a most" perfect external remedy They
and bfl bungling I
to ten dollars.
The cheap rods are dinner Bpeaking, it is the most difficult have repeatedly cured me of rheumatism,
~ I
SEAU OF
But tbe age is bettering. Men and made of ash andother common woods, of all unless you have some toast that to which I am subject every winter. They
have cured me ot pains in the cities aud
methods are improviag. A few years with three joints, brass ferrules, and involves some doflnlte subject For my bvek three times. My wife, children aad
I
SMOKING- TOBACCO
ago it was worth one’s professional
mother-ln-'aw tell me aixcock ’ s P lah
can be bought as low as one dollar part r think the ordinary after-dinner txrs
are
the
beet
remedy
ever
made,
so
life to advise or permit the use of a a dozen.
spooch is a poor invitation of the end agreeable, so certain. I know they have
proprietary medicine. To-day there
Almost all the hooks used in this man's part at the minstrels. But when cured my wife of pains in the back and a
are not two physicians in any tirtvn in
after-dinner speaking is part of a dis­ severe cough. My mother iu-law haa been
this country who do not regularly pre­ country come from England, although cussion of an important subject, then it cured of a moat severe cold, which threat-
scribe some form of proprietary a factory at New Haven, Conn., is may become very valuable. But of to turn in o pneumonia, by A llcock ’ h
P lasters .
P ktkh M aoerus .
turning out a big amount of hooks.
remedy !
those made to amuse, I think the min­
H. H. Warner, famed all over the But they can not compare with the strel show the better of the two.— IF.
Cholera has broken out In Khartoum.
world as the discoverer of Warner's English hooks. That the English
SYMPTOMS OF CATARRH.
safe cure, tiegan hunting up the old fish hook is the best is due to the Bourke Cockram, in Des Moines Register.
Dull, heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal
remedies of the Log Cabin days ; af­ finely-tempesed steel from which it is
w
SLANG
LANGUAGE.
passages,
discharges falling from the head into
ter long and patii nt research he suc­ made. The English hook wpn’t snap
the throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid,
The Evolution oí Conree Tramp and at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent,
oil
like
the
American
hooks.
There
ceeded in securing some of the most
Gypaj Vernacular.
bloody and i»utri«l; the eyes are weak, watery
Valuable, among iamily ricorda, and is no steel equal to'it made in this
inflamed; there is ringing in the ears, deaf­
Of late years literature aud society and
ness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat,
country,
and
it
costs
too
much
to
im
­
called them Warner’s Lo^ Cabin rein­
have shown an unmistakable tendency expectoration of offensive matter, together with
ed iee—the sjm pie preparations of fools, port tho English steel and make the to disinter from the unliterary depths of scabs from ulcers; the Voice is changed and has
a nasal twang; the breath Is offensive; smeii and
leaves, balsams and herbs which hooks here for the American market the still current speech of the very low­ taste
are impaired; there is a sensation of dlzzi-
were the successful standbys of our
All tho English hooks are made in
n e w, w ith m ent a l deprwufnn, a hacking onug h
est classes of the people many hundreds and general debility. If you have all, or any
grandmothers. These simple, old- Red-ditch, a dirty-looking little town
considerable number of these symptoms, you are
fashioned sarsaparilla, bops and in Worcestershire, just over the coun­ of words that are not to be found in the suffering from Nasal Catarrh. The more com*
your disease has become, the greater
buchu, cough and consumption and ty border, from Birmingham. There dictionaries. These Words, or most of Ellcatcd
>e number and diversity of symptoms.
other remedies have struck a popular is no hotel in thi Wtwn, which is al­ them, were formerly known as “cant,” Thousands of cases annually, without manifest­
ing half of the above symptoms, result in con­
chord and are in extraordinary de­ most hidden in day by tbe smoke “flash,” "pedlars,’, “Greek,” “jargon," sumption,
and end in the grave. No disease is
mand all over the land. They are not from the seven flsh-hoolf factories of “gibberish," but are now included un­ 8o.«ommon, more deceptive and dangerous, or
understood, or more unsuccessfully treated,
tbe untried and imaginary remedies of the place. Over nine hundred people der the generic name of “slang. ” But less
by physicians. Five hundred dollars reward is
some dabster chemist intent on mak­ of little Red-ditch are every day kept the slang of our times is by no means offered by the manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Ca­
tarrh Remedy, for a case of catarrh they cannot
ing money, but Hie long-sought prin­ busy making fish hooks and needles. confined to these anachronisms and in­ cure.
Remedy sold by druggists, at only 60
ciples of the healing art which for The finely-tempered Bteel is run out clude many legitimate moanings and cents.
generations kept our ancestors in per­ into long wire. Different machinery used by a sense sometimes ludicrous The telegraphers throughout Franco arc on a
fect healtb, put forth for the good of cute and turns the wire into fish­ and always offensive to a refined ear strike for better pay. Business is seriously
humanity by one who is known jail hooks of all sizes, and one thousand and correct taste; such as the hampered.
substitution of “dreadfully," “aw­ For Bronchial and Asthmatic Com*
over the woild as a philanthropis'i-a
hooks are turned out every working fully,”
and other explotlves of plaints, and Coughs and Colds, “Browa’s /fr/m-
lover of bis fellow man,—whppe name hour. -
similarly “forcible- feebleness,” for the chial Troche.»" manifest remarkable curative
is a guarantee of tlie highest stand­
Limerick hooks used to be popular good old word “very;" as in such com­ properties.
ard of excellence.
T bt G brmka for breakfast.
with fishermen, but the old town on
The preparations are of decided and Ireland's west coast is now making but mon phrases as an “awfully jj£etty
girl,
”
an
“
awfully
fnnny
joke,
’
'
a
known influence over disease, and as
ODD WEDDING RINGS.
few ffth-hooks for the world. The “dreadfully fine woman,” a “Bcream-
in tbe hands of our grandmothers they
price
of
some
fish-hooks
is
but
twenty-
ing farce,” a “marrow-freezing trage­
raised up the sick, cured the lame, and
bound np the wounds of death, so in five cents per thousand, while twenty- dy”—all of which expressions are
five
dollars
has
been
paid
for
a
thou
­
slang of the worst kind. “Slang” that
their new form but olden power as
was formerly conflnod to tramps, beg­
Log Cabin remedies, they are sure to sand superb English hooks.
The
manufacture
of
fishing
lines
is
gars, gypsies and thieves, and in a
prove the “healing of the nations.”
no
small
industry
in
this
country.
The
Corday did the worl<Tan"iricalculab'e
modified degree and of a somewhat dlf-
service in ridding France of the best line is made of silk, oil and fererent origin and species, to trade and
bigoted and murderous M.irat,_just aa wrapped linen line come next, and professional people, when confidentially
this man is doing humanity a service there are a hundred different grades speaking to one another of tho prac­
by re-introducing to lhe world the of both the silk and linen lines. Many tices and mysteries pf their various
simpler and better moihods of our of the reels are costly, but a reel can callings, haa in our day—and more
bo bought for any price between twen­ especially within the last half century
ancestors.
ty-five cents and fifty dollars.
—invaded the educated and somi-edu-
All the silk-worm gut used in mak­
—Tho .Scotchman has long boon ing leaders is imported ffom Sweden, oated classes in England. America
noted for hisTondnoss for vowels, a and the ebrk floats are sent here from and France, and all free countries, al­
peculiarity in language illustrated by England. The wooden floats are made though it has not yet, to any thing like
the following story: Going by a in this country and cost about half as the same extent, permeated the liter-
draper’s shop a man noticed a coat much as cork floats. The United States erature and conversation of the Euro­
and asked : .‘‘Aw’ oo?” “Aye, aw’ manufactures all its own fishing flies, pean nations other than the two
’oo,” replied the shopkeeper. “Aw’ which are made from feathers, silk named, where liberty has more or less
degenerated into license, both in speech
•’ ’oo?" was the next question. “Aye, and wool, and are shaped and hued to and action. Democracy, that is ram­
THldiw*BlUMa
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'
*.
aw’ a’ ’oo.” was the reply. In English represent all kinds ot flying Insects, pant in these three great nations, Is
•
»
—
TO
MAKE
—
, ■
the dialogue would have referred sim­ and there are a dozen other things used the real parent of vulgar slang, as it
Dr. Spinney 4 Co.
ply to the fact whether the coat was by anglers that keep many hands busy threatens to be of many other anomalies
DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD
NERVOUS
and abuses, until a time perhaps
all wool and all eno wool, the answer making.
drncy. Ac., dne toexuemM or
rapidly approaching for all three, when
being “yes” to both questions.
, More fishing tackle is sold In the
YOUNG MEN PH ft
calamity, perplexities, war and
—An experienced shoemaker says United States than In any other coun­ public
cretion ehonld avail them«
revolution shall turn the thoughts and
. . P<»«itiT«ciireiniar«nt«-d li
that blacking groatly shortens the life try. and Philadelphia ranks with New language of men and women into a
Urinary and Venarm» ID
charge«, promptly and saifauj
of shoes. As blacking can't very well York In the making of the Nation’s fish more elevated channel than that in
MIDDLK-ACKD
be dispensed with, though, he advises rods, fish lines and fish flies.— Phila­ which peace, prosperity and ooncoml-
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
tant luxury and corruption have «»used
that the shoos, or rather those parts delphia Times.
ALWAYS UNIFORM ANO FULL WEIGHT.
them to flow.— Blackwood's Magazine.
which are polished, be liberally rubbed
with oil. Such treatment, about once
a. ««re that iherv la S ph-tore ef s Ckw as row pookas« “J yoa win have
_ Old lady (on “Germsnlc" while
every two weeks, or thereabouts, but
waiting at Queenstown)-r“What are
after the blacking has first, been
we waiting here so long for?” Cour­
jfflsffr
scraped off, will, he. says, not only
teous Gentleman—“We are waiting for
make the leather more pliable, and
the mails, madam.” Old Lady—“Wait­
consequently easier on the foot, but
ing for the males, eh! Three houra
materially curtail the shoemaker’s bill.
they’ve kept us here waiting for the
—A traveler from Iceland asserts
males, and the officers grumbled shock­
that the people of that oountry are so
ingly at a poor, unprotected femala
honest that crime is almost unknown.
like myself boing a few minutes late
They never lock their doors, and but
at Liverpool! I declare our sex will
two cases of thieving are known to
never get their rights.”— Ocean.
have taken place within many years.
—In literature quotation is good
One was an Icelander who had broken
only when the writer whom I follow
his arm, and whose family in the winter
goes my way. and, being better mount­
r
A Lucky Man.
were suffering for food. He stole sev­
ed than I, gives me • cast, as we say; i
V
eral sheep and was finally detected.
Mr. J. 8. Collins, a wellkndwn at>
but if I like the gay equipage so well
He was at once put under medical care
tomry of Ban Francisco, aud a gentle­
as
to
go
out
of
my
road,
I
had
bettor
lor his Injury, provisions were fure
man of promii.euoe, says:
* •
have »one afooL— yissrsoH-
nished for his family, and in time he
—
Algernon'^waiting)
—
“
Aw.
I
say.
'
“
I
was
relieved
of
once
of
was given work. This was his punish­
ment The other case was a German
who stole seventeen sheep. He was in
oomfortablesircuinstances »nd the theft
was malicious. His punishment was to
•ell all his property, restore the value
of his thefts and leave the country, or
be executed. Ho left at onoe.
MEXICAN SA
ARM&HAMMER BRAND
D wights C ow -B rand S oda -S aleratus .
Piles and Great Nervous
Exhaustion