A BAD SEA BONG. ASTOR PORTRAITS OF WASHINGTON. WAGES OF FAMOUS COOK&. LIBRARY'S F w l*** Wbleb Bleb New Terker* Fny ter ’ Farm Life in Kort C»liR*n »kill—H«W Ckefe DI m «. Previous to W JL Vq^derbUt's culinary extravagance in hiring a $10,000 cook Corne- hite was supposed to hare th* most expensive one in town, paying Fred Hemmerle, Ml chef. $1.W a month, the highest salary jMiat the osteria; but, being unaccustomed to it, it does him snore harm than good, and violent quarrels are the ounst-quenca The Italian navvy is «till a prodigious worker; nearly all the greatest engineering feats of modern times are the work of his hand. But then, it must be remembered that he eats and drinks better 'than* the peasant. The rural poor can not afford coffee, which is heavily taxed; their drink is water, and not always pure water, and their staple food is maize flour, Uther prepared as polenta or made into a very indigestible kind of bread. The former ■ is the usual and kes objectionable way of eating it. “Maize matures so late that in wet seasons it does not harden naturally, mote of the rich proprietors have introduced stoves for drying the grain; but the jieasante are < are- le«s and leave it out in the ram till it be­ comes moldy. Polenta forms the unfailing morning meal; for dinner tber^ is sometimes a minestra or soup made of rice or of the coarser Italian ¡»astes, with cabbage or tur­ nips and a little lard. Un fast days linseed Charitable Fair tn Switzerland. __ «Ml is a substitute for the lard. Kausages, gen­ After dinner we went to the vente, or char­ erally of a home made kind, aud raw vege­ tables with or without oil and vinegar, ure itable fair, which the young ladies of the added when they cun be got, and eggs, cheese town were holding in one of the public build­ aud dried fish are luxuries. On dairy farms ings. It was bewilderingly like the church the'peasants get-a little milk or buttermilk, fair of an American country town, socially and mezzajuoii who keep a cow reserve a and materially. The young ladies had made .«mall portion of the milk for the chil­ afl sorts of pretty knick knacks, and were dren. Those who keep chickens eat one selling them at the little tables set about the now and then, but butcher’s meat is hardly room; they also presided, more or less allur­ ever bought, except for a marriage or ingly, at fruit. cofTee and ice cream stands; for a sick person. ' if a hoi-se has to be shot and—I will not be sure, but I think—some of the jjeasants are very glad to eat the flesh, them seemed to be flirting with the youth of and some are said to also eat that of animals the other sex. There was an auction going on, who die of disease. Hedgehogs, frogs aud and the place was full of tobacco smoke, snails are esteemed as great delicacies.”— which the women appeared not to »mind. A booth for the sale of wine and beer was set Chicago Times. off, and there was a good deal of amiable drinking. This was not like our fairs quite; Queer Dwelling House*. £,The Gilbert Islander does not generally and I am bound to say that the people of • care to have any sides to his dwelling. He Aiglp had more polished manners, if not bet­ w;t* in four corner posts, about four feet ter, than our country town, average.—W.D. high, made from the trunks of screw {»alms, Howells in Harper’s Magazine. cut off and inverted so as to stand alone ou the stumps of the branches. Lashed from Street Car Conductors and Driver*. one to tiie other of these are long, slender “How often do street car conductors and trunks of cocoanut palms, and from these drivers miss their cars in'the morning C again spring pairs of ratters, which, in their “Not often, I tell you,” said an employe. jturn, support the neatly thatched roof. The “When we miss our car we go to the foot of gable eu other vegetables as well For fresh ment we tend to everything after being started, and when the rifling is completed ring a bell U dt ¡»end chiefly upon our prowess as hunters. call the attention of the workmen. —Theodore Roosevelt in The Centurv. An Incom peter t Railroad Engineer. Ikmbrandt Peal«** Aecou«t of H«w th« Firte PrMldeat tor Hi* Father. Rembrandt Ptede, the artist who painted th© famous, but horrible in its subjact and •uccestivenes*, picture, “The ’ Court of Death,” waaaMof the also famous Charles Wilson Peale, who painted from personal ■itting* several portrait* of Washington. In a recent interview be said: ‘ Washington gave sitting* U> Stuart and iny father at the same time, and I was often with him. Thi* was when he wa* president -about 1734 Ho sat for my father in the quiet early morning, before his state toilet had been made, and when he appeared to the eyes of the charmed olwerver simply as George Washington, the man aud citizen. He was then about 62 year* old, and the toils and trials which he bad ;*as*ed through a* the commander of the army, and the quite as great cares of six vwere of the presidency, added to the weight of increasing years, had told with no little severity upon his tall, stately and still impos­ ing frame and features. His somewhat thin ha’.r was gray; years and fear* and care* had all left traces on his face, and his teeth being gone, the lips and cheeks and lines about the mouth were somewhat ckpressed and contracted. My father’s portrait of him,” related Mr. I^ale, “was exactly of Washington as he really was while he wo* the man only, and before he had prepared himself, a* president, to enter upon his, more especially then than now, arduous duties us chief executive of the great but very young republic,” “But why,” it was asked, “the two por­ traits being painted at the same time, should Stuart’s be so very unlike your father’s!” “Simply because,” continued Peale, “as I have already stated, Washington gave his sittings to Stuart on the same day, bite after 'a careful preparation of bis state toilet; and he was exceedingly, almost austerely nice in all matters of conventional dress and deport­ ment. Indeed, the remove from the manner* and customs of England's monarchy was so recent and so slight that the social atmos­ > phere of the White House partook largely of : the etiquette of the court, and the expected I and practiced deportment q^«|^ executive chamber was as formal in’ffegree as that which had been necessary in order to have i i audience with the king. “This state toilet, among other things, in­ cluded the careful combing and powdering of the hair and the tying of it in a cue; also a discreet “make up” of the face, and, most i noticeable of all, the fitting into the mouth of a full aet of false teeth. Now, th* art and skill of the dentist in those days had not at­ tained to a very perfect imitation of nature, end the plates being large and clumsy, gave to the mouth and whole lower portion of the face that flat, full, square and unnatural ap­ pearance which all careful observers of Btuart’s great portrait cannot fail to observe, and which., is very often questioningly re­ marked This portrait adopted — as m/H ACT1 upon. UfJVU. * •» waw was wmr vwyrww ^harmonizing more fully with the courtly conception of what the personal appearance and habiliment* of one in so great authority' should be; but m a portrait, it is of the president rather than of the man. and is to be regarded as the ideal, rather than as the real Washington.”—A 8. Pease in The Sara- togian. The danger of running on an engine han­ dled by an incompetent engineer or a man who has remained at some other business long enough to get rusty is not fully under­ stood by the traveling world. I had an ex­ perience of that kind that drove me off the road and into more pleasant lines of labor. The Iowa legislature passed a law in 1877 holding all railroads responsible in heavy amounts for loss of life or in juries incurred in their service, and to offset the liability the railroad addressed a circular' to all employe* Who h'Bever CrazyT asking them to relinquish their claims. One There are many firm believers in the theory morning I had fired up as usual, and run the that most people are crazy at times, and engine around to await the freight which Wo facts seem to support their belief. T^ie fol­ were to take west from Burlington. Before lowing, from a source unknown to the the hour an agent stepped up and asked the writer, will likely remind a number of our engineer to sign the agreement. He refused readers of some incident in their experience, and was discharged on th£ spot. A new man which at the time of its occurrence seemed was put in the cab. He had an engineer’s to them most unaccountable. license, and everything looked straight, so ■“A wise man will step backward off a far as papers went. During the talk my fires porch or into a mud puddle; a grg£.t philoso­ had run down, so 1 filled in coal until steam pher will hunt for the specks that are in his was hissing out of the safety valve, and then band or on his forehead, a hunter will some- I opened the furnace door. ----- um«« shoot himself nr insdog. A working Having taken our train, an hour later we girl bad,beetv feeding a great clothing knife were spinning along nicely when I turned to for ten years. One day she watched the feed the fire. Throwing open the door I ob­ knife come down slowly upon her hand. Too served the crown sheet and rivets showin; late she woke out of her stupor with one through the fire box, and lodked up at tiu hand gone. For a few seconds her mind had gauge only to find that we were running witl failed, and she sat by her machine a tem­ a dry boiler. I yelled to my partner, and h< porary lunatic and had watched the knife started out on the running board with i approach her own hand. hammer in one hand. The pump had stoppec A distinguished professor was teaching working. The new man struck the meta near a canaL Walking along one evening gently to loosen the plunger. That's all i in summer he walked as deliberately into saw. I started over the cool in the tender the canal as ho had been walking along the and, climbing up on the side of the first car path a second before. He was brought to was not long i|i putting twelve or fifteen car his senses by the water and mud and the ab­ between me and that engine. Reaching th surdity of the situation. He had on a new caboose and sitting on the cupola, I waitc suit of clothes and a new silk hat, but though for the explosion. If that fool with his han; the damage was thus great, he still laughs mer had succeeded in starting that pump h over the adventure. Our mail collectors would have gone into eternity the nex find in the iron boxes along the streets all second, for the toiler was at a white heat, sorts of papers and articles which have been wasn’t in a suicidal frame of mind, and taat’> put in by some hand from whose motions the why I lit out. But the old adage about fool mind has become detached for a second. A and children proved true, for that engine? glove, a pair of spectacles, a deed, a mort­ had to stop, draw the fire flud wait for: gage, a theatre ticket, goes in, and on goes relief engine. We had only run fifteen miles the person, bolding on to the regular letter but the damage in half an hour took which should have been deposited. This is months to repair.—Globe-Democrat called absent miudedness, but is a brief view. lui^jy.”—Scientific American. A KlDf Who Hesitated. The king who heritatc* is very often lost, just as muci} as though he were an ordinary aortal A very interesting dis­ covery of recent date shows that if Louis XVI had only been ¿. little less dilatory he might have prevented the taking of the Ba*tile, and possibly changed the course of history. It is now clearly proved that early in 1788 he had given his conditional approval to a plan for demolishing the Hostile and for laying out the site as a garden; and a p.an was actually prepared rbowing how the proposed change could be effected, but the king, unfortunately for himself, did no: at once approve this plan when it was placed before him. He •:dd he would think about it, and while be was thinking other and more stirring events followed, till presently, on July 14, 17S9. the Parisians, tired of waiting for the king’s consent, pulled down the Bastile on their own account. The original plan for laying out the site as a public garden is still in existence, and may be seen by the curious among the historical treasons, •it the National library at Paris.—London Figaro Dakata Kdltor and flla£ , Stranger (to Dakota landlord >—l ■oticed a party of scarred and crippled eutiemen at a 'able in. the dining room, »far veterans, 1 s’pose, enjoying an an null df lner* Dakota Landlord—Na str; it s agrees (inner, given by the editor of the Daily Paralyser Io his staff.—The Epoch. A 8o|10 a.day. At dusk the office »ys and lesser clerks divide the flowers. —Chicago Herald. BUPERSTITION8 OF THB the Opinio« of Loudon I Omena and the LihT’^O Mr. Toole, the comedian, J in the subject, says that althouaS cnsely superstitious hirnxIT.- J n ghosts—not the ordinary ghctt/uS out one that walks every w«ek^5JW As for omens, h* coufeMe« thw SI the theatre at 7;8O and juople right ncroes the street loor* to open, he usually con*iA?UH iooil Mr. Edward Terry, jg London actor, is vei y fond of pyjM »ay* tiiat bis new pieces have producad on that day, and thathsS travels with a company of thirtaS^B The same boldness is a chariMtisSH Marius. His opinions of stag« ure as follows: “I would rather produce a ^0^1 on a FriM uot believe in unlucky theatrss actors, but I believe m a gog* ¿J acted, drawing good houses, be. If there is ono superstiticte^^H to get the best of everything at tuTR rate.” On 4.lje otfief hand, confesses that she is exceedingly «upqxS! Miss Millward » even more Fanny Leslie, the burlesque era it unlucky to pluce an uinfatS] prompt table, and also to drop the »J?J duri ng rehearsal. Black cats she very lucky, but she will never ¿a?’ tract ou Friday. Miss Letty Lind L J some strong opinion* on the Mum ¿fl • I am peculiar enough,” says Mim i»j! iielieve the number thirteen to bevuykj It was the number of my drt«iag ¿3 Lho Gaiety theatre when a L ndoJ ¡3 was kinci to me for the first tima C? return to that theatre I snail «Ain allowed to have the same From. tinio I went to see a manager and m woman with an evil eye, or rath» a m eyed women. I walked deliberate» □ again, knowing that the muuagarh3 lion would hot believe in me. White flow i believe, are very unfortuuate. fa »3 ladder 1 will uot. And T have found tte 1 ha peu to meet any oue on the «tin» i am going on for a dance I don’t get u core.” From these few examples it "lay bi a ¿hat the English actors and actress, tte not quite so superstitious as their ]te •brothers and sisters, are yet not wholly fj .rom the same influences.—Phii*^ /inies. J An Extraordinary Mental Po««r, S I know of a case where the ¡¡J recognised evidence of a jxjwer of '"feM ncing another’s mind through mim -uthetic action, was most unwilling J uiivinced. He was a doctor and oppoteM ill belief in faith cures, and to allwwl ecmed to favor the doctrine uilueuce mind. He had conceived date trong feeling of ¡jersonal dislike for ihl nought reader—an American of souead3 ity.or notoriety, I will not say whichIkl offered himself as a “subject,” belieUrl hut the exhibition was chiefly humbug,(bl »tlier “subjects” mostly coniederste, &] nentaliy located a “pain”—that is, hl .bought of a pain—in a particular nenl io Lis surprise the thought reader beguhl ¡ kiss his hand over his (the exhibiteru right jaw, and presently marked with hhi . ■th)ger the precise course of the nerve al»| which the doctor had imagined theptefl extend. I We see in such experiments — farhaJ form of the power which seems in io«J cases to have been possessed by person»»I der* strong mental emotion, of lnflueocagi the evidence can be rejected showing tte j on certain occasions such power has btel exerted—usually " without any comcted effort. It seems much more incautiooilfl reject the evidence than to admit the a I istence of such a power—not, however,« something supernatural, nor evenaipti tem£t>ral or extra natural, but simply mi - quality not yet explained or understood, tel recognized, as it seems to merit, gped*l>i vesti»ation.—Richard A. Proctor in BoteM Globe. The Wife of Th eoxlore Thomsa. ]■ Very few people knoW anything of Thotmf ■ domestic side, which is a very happy oa l Some twenty years ago Miss Porter, wtel teaches the far famed girls’ schools at Far» ■ ington. Conn., undertook to educate ayouM girl to be her assistant and eventualsliced». ■ Jurt about the time she had crammed her ill« of Greek and t he higher niathematicsatoifljB unwisely invited a certain musical Gennufl up to the school to lecture before her pupil 1 on orchestral effects aud composition Ttol learned young graduate followed theeiampbl of other young women less learned, and fell promptly in love with the lecturer. He ws 1 wise enough to return it and Miss Porter tail an assistant, while Theodore Thomas gaired w a wife. , I It is the proud and uncontradicted bote® | this classical and mathematical scholar tte I in all the post-twenty years her husband M eaten but three inferior meals in his tell house. She comes of a race of “notabW 1 New England housekeepers, and the inhtete 1 instinct" is sb strong that the theory tte] learned women are lacking in domestkffij if true—has no demonstration in her. are a thoroughly affectionate and conge*»! couple, and Mr. Thomas’ domestic existent* | is as happy as his public career has bte] graat. There is a pretty daughter just grown! ] up who does not appear to greatly resemtej either parent, as she is but a mediocre»* sician, and despite the fact of being a *^”1 at the Harvard Annex, is considerably mtej concerned with the fashions than with ferential calculus.—Brooklyn Eagle. —. —------- a “One day a man whom I met,” Mid tfa. Chicago man, “had occasion togofrte; hie home to the county seat. HewzM' man of more intelligence than most Ot te fellows, but he had never in his life be« away from home before. He had note Been a town. The nearest approach toog he had seen was the collection of bonte about tbfe store whei*S he sold his true* and bought bis bacon. When he gotbsc* from the county seat I asked him what» thought of what he saw. 'Well,* »J* * ‘all I got ter say is this: If this 'vorld«ij big on the right uv us as it is on tte* she must be a reglur whale.*