The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889, April 27, 1888, Image 3

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"TTA/OICES, CfXTARRH AND
«**- FALSE TEE1H."
„ineut
English all woman
eayr
S
“n ’crnfn
have high,
*1 voices and false teeth.
Lricaue do»’1 lik" “,e ,,x,n,’t,‘»t
ih?v get about thie nasal
Ld yet it U a fact eauaod by
simulating atmosphere, and
ivereal preaeuce of catarihul
U wby ghoulil fo many of our
, h.ve f»lse tvetht
. u more of a P0»er to the Eng-
It i, quite impo»»ible to account
except on the theory of deranged
’ b action caused by imprudence
Jiug »nd by want of regular ex-
!h condition« are unnatural.
Jgrrbal trouble everywhere pre-
md end in cough and coMump
>hicb are promoted by mal-nu-
o induced by deranged «tqmach
The condition ie a modern
one unknown to our auce«tore
prevented the catarrh, cold,
h »nd consumption by abundant
regular uae of what i. now known
'w.ruer’B Log Cabin Cough and
uumptioo Remedy and Log Cabin
Mpanlla, two old fashioned b U u -
" remedies handed down from our
e-ior«, and now exclusively put
huud'erlhe strongest guarantees
purity and efficacy by the world-
icd id «1'1 °f Warner’s safe cure.
mo two remedies plentifully used as
ipring and summer seasons ad-
oo give a positive assurance of
idem, both front catarrh and those
ulful and if neglected, inevitable
sequences, * pntpmonia, .• lung
ibles and consumption, which so
erally and fatally prevail among
people. .
tairade Eli Fisher, of Salem,
ary Co., Iowa, served four years in
l»le wsr and cpntracled a disease
ed ooosuittptiop by , the doctors,
had fieqtient hemorrhages, After
ig Warner’« Log Cabin Cough and
aumption Remedy, he says, un-
d»te of January 19th, 1888 : “I do
bleed ai the lungs any more, my
gh does not bother me, and I do
hare any more smothering spells.’’
rner’s Log Cabin Rose Cream
si his wife of catarrh and she is
ind and well.”
if course we do not like to have
women called nose talkers and
e teetli owners, but these »ondi­
ii can be readily overcome in the
mer indicated.
Out of th- Swim.
í
■» • ; ; ■
Madon Hartranft, a New York girl, who is
the possessor of a bead of fiery red hair, has ap­
plied tor an in junction to restrain..» publisher
from printing or selling a song sheet entitled.
“Golden at mornin j , silver at noon, and lead
• *Red-Hta<led Girl and White-hone Sougoter.”
at u ght,'* is the old say ing about e* ting oi anges.
But there is some hing that is rightly ntued
THE DEVIL FI8H DESCRIBED BY Golden, and can be taken with benefit at any
hour of the day. This is Dr. Pierce’s Golden
HUGO,
Is not a more tenacious monstey than malaria, Medical Discovery, literally worth its weight
whether it takes the form of chills and fever, in gold io any one sutfbriug with scrofulous af­
bilious« reinitiaut, ague cake or dumb ague. fections, impu ities of the blood, or dlseaBes of
L'ke the octopus of the stonr it clasps the vic­ the liver aud lungs. It i* unfailing. By drug­
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tim In its tfentacuhe. and fdds him «loser and gists.
closer in a horrible embrace. Attocited with
Distant sounds heard with distinctness dur­
Hostetter’s^tomach Bitters, however, it grad­
ually relaxes ito tremendous grip, finally aban­ ing the day Indicate rain.
dons it, and the quondam sufferer, liberated at
tost, rejoices in the sense of new born freedom,
CONBUMPTIOMI BURUY CUBKD.
engendered by the restoration of complete To the Editor: —
th. Dyspepsia, too, and constipation, tho e
Please inform your readers that I have a pos­
old and remorseless enemies of the human fam
itive remedy for the above named disease. By
Uy, give ground, and are finally driven from its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have
the field by this Napoleon of remedies, the been permanently cured. I shall be glad to
greatest, the purest In the family pharmaco­ send two bottles of my remedy free to any of
poeia. Rheumatism succumbs to it, so do kith your readers who have consumption if th6y will
ney troubles. The nerves, when overstrained, send me their Express and P. O. address.
regain quietude and vtoor by ita aid. and the
Respectfully.
ability to rest tranquilly and eat with zest are T. A. SLOCUM. Af. C.. 181 Pearl 8L. New York
Increased by it- Reso> t to it in time and avoid
unnecessary suffering.
Washington has the largest underground
When a heavy.cloud comes up in the south­ sewer in the world, twenty-two feet ip diameter.
west and seems to settle back again, look out
Beautiful woman from whenct/eaine thy bloom.
for a storm.
Thy beaming eye, thy features fair!
What kindly hand on thee was laid-
THE FLYING DOVE OF PEACE.
A richly frosted quivering flying Dove. Endowing thee with beauty rare?
•• ’Twas not ever thus,** the dame replied.
A Dream of Life screen calendar. An im­ JROnce pale this face, these features bold.
ported ideal bead.
An imported f osted The ‘Favorite Prescription’ of Dr. Pierce
-now scene and a full set of magnificent Wrought the wondrous change which you be­
floral cards.
Fourteen ar tie tie pieces.
hold.’’
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Sent to anyone who will bvy Pom a drug­
Wild geese flying over in great numbeis indi­
gist a boj of the genuine D r C. M'L anks
C elebrated L iver P ills (price 25 eta.) cate an approaq^ng svorm.
and mail us the outside wrapper from the
box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your
address plainly. F leming B ros ., P itts
burgh , P a .
FOR
Only one woman has been hanged in Massa­
chusetts since the year 1775.
&OO REWARD.
If you Buffer from dull, heavy headache, ob­
struction of the nasal passages, dischai g< s fall­
ing from the head into the throat, sometimes
profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick,
tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and
putrid; if the eyes at e weak, w«tery, and in­
flamed; and there is is ringing in the ears, deaf­
ness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat,
expectoration of offensive matter, together
with scabs from ulcers; the voice being changed
and having anasal twang; the breath offensive;
smell aud taste impaired; experience a sensa­
tion of dizziness, with mental depressiqn, a
hacking cough, and general debility, then J ou
are suffering from chronic nasal catarrh. Only
a few of the above named symptoms are likely
to be present in any one case at one time, o(. in
one stage of the disease. Thousands of cases
annually, without manifesting half of the
above symptoms, result in consumption, and
end in tne grave. No disease is so common,
more deceptive and dangerous, less understood
or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians.
The manufacturers of Di. Sage’s Catarrh
Remedy offer, in good faith, >500 reward for a
case of catarrh which they c«unot cure. The
Remedy is sold by druggist» at only 50 cents.
TThe biggest wagon factory in the world is to
be built at Louisville.
Montreal boasts the only “religious daily” In
the world. It has been running twenty-eight
years.
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“yosiw
mldadf
»•-Hl,
RICKETS,
MARASMUS
AND
WASTING DISORDERS OF
CHILDREN,
Meo t I' m Emu Inion of Pme Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphite© is uhtquailed. The ra­
pidity with which children guin flesh and
strength upon it is Very wonderful. Read the
following: “I have used Scott’s Emulsion in
cases of Rickets Hitt Marasmus of long stand­
ing. and have been more than pleased with the
results, as in every case the improvement was
marked.”-J. M. M ain . M. D.. New York.
ITCHING ULFS.
S ymptoms —Moisture; intense itching and stinging,
mont at night; worse by scratching. It allowed to con­
tinue tumorrf form, which often bleed and uleeiate,
beoomiug very sore. H wa Y mk ’ b O intment stops the
leching aud bleeding, hedis u'ceration, and in in«ny
cases remove« the tumois. It {«equally efficacious iu
curing all Skin Diseases. DR; SWAYNE & SON,
Proprietors, Philadelphia. S wa YN ij .’» O intment can
be obtained of druggists. Ben» by mail for 60 Cento.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes, Use Dr. Isaac
Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it- 25c.
J. H. FIMK.As-ayeraud Analytical
CliemlMt, Laboratory. 106 First st., Portland.
Or. Analyses made of ail substances. Rates
for assaying gold and silver ores >1.50. Paca­
ages sentby mail or express promptly attended
to, and returns made.
Wakelee’s 8quirrel and Gopher Exterminator.
Try it, and prove the best is the cheapest.
Wakelee & Co;. San Francisco.
SAFE, SURE, AND SPEEDY.
No external
remedy ever yet devised
has so fully and unquestionably met these
three prime conditions as successfully as
A llcock ' s P orous P laster ^. They are
ennir Mr. WalUo (of Boston)—Are safe because they contain no deleterious
going into society i veryrmrch-—tto- -4ruga.nnd are manufactured upon scien­
tific pri nc I pI es of medtci ne.
They. Are
on, Miss Breezy?
sure because nothing goes into them ex­
iu Breezy (of Chicago)—Very lit- cept ingredients which are exactly adapted
Mr. Wahlo. My health is so far to the purposes for which a*plaster is re­
a robust that our family pliysieian quired. They are speedy in their action
charged me against undue excite- because their medicinal qualities go right
their work of relieving pain and restor­
it An occasional five o’clock tea tQ
ing the natural and healthy performance
divorce breakfSift* =« the only social of the functions of muscles, nerves and
uip.tion I indulge In. — A7. F. S«/».
skin.___________
—"It lm«_U«eu leportod to me that
do »aid 1 whs a scoundreir’ roared a
1*0 of unsayopy reputation to a quiet
"I don't remenilier saying it.
gt th;it.Ia ii^i-aniyiqii." said the quiet
tiien.’consolingly. — texas Siftings.
—••I will be fitir with you, darling,”
Jd George Himself, tenderly. ■’When
«•remarried, you shall always have
»e-half my income.”
“And I, dear
eorge,” said Amanda Herself, “will
>t be insensible to such unselfishness;
>u shall ever share one-half of my ex-
y Burdette.
me*’'y-£ur</et/e.
—‘. •Hello.
‘Heilo. Gooddr ’ ver,
ver. whére
whdre've
’ve you
leif" (‘Been down here to a livery
able geftin’ kicked by a mule.”
Kicked bi a muieP” “Yes.” “What
>rf” "fjii guin’ up to ask the boss
1 Wt marry his daughter, an’ I
•nted tef'see if I was in condition.
L Paul Globe.
—A acene in 4hoel: Mephistophelei
I hear that Beelzebub, the father of
M, iaCobe deposed. Secohd Demon—
that so? 1 thoUght he held the of-
:e forever. That was the original cal-
ilation. tut Satan has changed his
ind. “How is that?” “A real estate
»nt from Omaha has just arrived.”
H obb ’ s N erve -T onic P ills bring the rosy
tint of health to the sallow checks.
For sale
v very w here. *________
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IIoarrieneMH. AH Buffering from Irritation
o/l/te Throat and Iloameuess will be greatly sur­
prised a’ the immediate relief afforded by the
use of "Brown’s Bronchial Troches." Sold only
in boxes.
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Piso’s Cure for Consumption is the best Cough
Medicine. ]f you don’t believe it, take a dose.
By druggists, 25c. a bottle.
____ RÜKEL—
cures
<1
I believe Piao’s Care
for Consumption, saved
my life.—A. II. D owkll ,
Editor Enquirer. Eden­
ton, N. CM April % 1887.
fei«SciATICA
PISO
PKDMTLV^JI£R ma H en TL y
D ruggists , and D ealers .E verywhere ¡
T he C has -A-V ogeler C o -B auo <M o -
WEAK, K1ERV0US
PEOPLE -
•hould T.k. thl. OrMt
LIFE RENEWER.
Hobb’s Nerve Tonic
Pills are composed of
lust such elements as
Enrich the Blood and
strengthen the Nerves
giving the body thespring
aud elasticity of youth.
Men and Women suffer,
from Derangements of
the Nerves and Pover-L
ty of the Blood. We seel
it in the whitening hair, I N
the untimely wrinkles, I T I
the loss of form—in fact, I
in all the signs of prema-1 Ö
rare old age.
Men, YoungAfen,01d
Men, and. Young Old H
’
""Men,.you need Hobb’s t
Nerve Tonie Pills. It is Brain Food, it A
Is amusclelnvlgorator; builds up the Waste L
Places ; makes the weak strong and vigor­
ous. Are you suffering in secret for past H
errors T We will Indorse for you if you try
the Nerve Tonic Fills. Even if you are
weak and nervous with loss of vital power — Q
vour manhood almost fled, leaving you pale-
iaced and hollow-eyed — Hobb’s Nerve
Tonic Pills were made for you, and all
persons with the following complaints,
vis.: Palpitation of the Heart, Flutter­
ing, Trembling, Hysteria, Nervousness
in. any form, Nervous Headache, Neu­
ralgia, Cold Hands or Feet, Pain in the
Back» or any other form of Female
Weakness wnich we do not care to enu-|
merate. Try them, and.you will join the
thousands of happy men and women who
daily bless Dr. Hobb for his great work in
their behalf.
They drive away Pimples and Blotches
from the skin, cause a dull yellow skin to be
replaced by a Clear Complexion, and leave
the brightness of youth. They are sugar-
coated, and only one pill a dose. Price 50 cts.
a Bottle. Sent by mail or all Druggists.
HOBB*8 MEDICINE OOM UN FRANCISCO CAL
F
FREE
I
>-«braxai for Salo
«••«err*« toM.OBW-
o FIN, Lvttouwood. Hharia Uuusty. C«U fruit bult
T U?»*«
Vritoy ; or.toH. GRIFFIN,Tola,
Jack«<»u County, Or., center «.f Rogue River Valley.
.... .. »
»••'l-l rifinito »ml prr“1iir»:veir—
MEN’S FURNISHING GOODS,
232 Kearny St., San Francisco
Hosiery, Gloves, Neckwear,
Collars, Cuffs, Etc.
SHIRTS TO JRDER, |I.
Illustrated Catalogue, with Rule»
for Self Measurement. Mailed Free.
I
By return marl. Fall Descript!««
lo’o^k- 0“”“-i^.,ST
IMPORTANT
Teachers, Tuiors, Gov-
IITirUR I AH I . ernes«. 8 and others seek­
ing appointments requested to communicate
with the Manager Scholastic Association, 121
n agent wanted in every town Po-»t 8t., San Francisco.
N. B. Private Schools bought and sold.
on the Pacific Coast for Kimball’s Liquid
Pupils transferred to best schools home and
Glus. Need«! in every family. 534 Valencia Ht .B F ,0ri.
foreign._______
._______ •
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(ft r To BR a Day. Samples worth $1.50, FREE.
JK
Lines not under the horses feet Write B bfw -
Vgrzu'M S afety R kix H older Co..Holly .Midi.
A
PISOS CURE FOR CONSUMPTION
FOOT OF M0RBIS0N ST.,
CREAM
BhirU. Underwear, Suspender*.
PORTLAND,
Dealer I" Mueelaltiea aad (weveral Agent for
B aking
See Antisell Piano advertisement.
Ï°*T PERFECT H*®!
T ry G krmba for breakfast.
Oamelline Improve« »nd preserves the com pl* vino.
INFANTILE
Skin a Scalp
DISEASES
-.•■cured by.”-
CUTICÜR^
F^Açdiçs.
Ito superior excellence proven in million« of home« for
more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the
United State« Government. Endorsed by the head« of
the Great Universit ie« as the Strongest, Purest and most
Healthful. Dr Prioe*« Cream Baking Powder doe« nut
contain AmrnonH, Lime or Alum. Hold only in cans.
PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.
X1W YORK.
.One Bettle er
CHICAGO.
8Tt LOUIS.
C atarrh
KLY’*
BINUKK FOOheilRV POWP.RH.
The Advance is not guaranteed to be equal to others, but guaran­
teed to be far superior and better in every particular. If not
it costs you nothing to try it.
Kriebel EniUres, Stationary and Marine.
Laundry Machinery.
ACME ENGINE, the beet Coal Oil Engine in the world.
VRKY «tOWOMICAL
CREAM BALM,
GINES
ADVANCE THRESHERS,
No Ergneer Nteled-
T»OR CLEAN81 NG. PURIFYING AND
The Westinghouse Engine, end Boiler«, Ferm Engie« Tai k Pump« «everal vaiietlee
1 beautifying the skin of children and Infants
Price, W centi,
of Engines of all sise» and for all purpose«, Farm, Church and School Bella,
and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly
and pimply diseases of. the akin, scalp ana
Marin» Work of all kinds. Creamery Machinery, Han ock Inspiratere,
Will do More
blood, with loss of hair, from infancy to old age.
Park Injectors, all the latest Patent Wrenche«, B'arkunith,
the C uticura R emedies are infallible.
IN CUBINO
Aut? matic and Farm Drills, Boiler Feed end Duplex
C uticura , the great Skin Cure, and C uti
Pumos, Steam Fitting Goods. Lubricating Oils,
cura S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifier, ex­
-. Belting and Hose. Self-Heating Bath
ternally. and C uticura R esolvent , the new
Tubs.
Blood Purifier, infernally, cure every fonn of
skin and blood diseases, rrorn pimples to Than «BOO
THE RAWSON MOWER8 AND REAPERS,
scrofula.
Sold everywhere. Price, C uticura , 50c.; S oap . In Any Other Way.
25c.: R esolvent . $1. Prepared by the P otter
D rug and C hemical C o ., B oston , M ass .
A putide le .ppIM tato Mob »oetril Mid to tuwdd« ,
8end tor "How to Cure Skin Diseases.’___
For Villages, Stores, Public Buildings und Residences.
Prioe 10 oenu M drugetot, ; b, mdl. reztotered. «0 OM
A Fortunate I>ru«ltot.
iMT Baby's Skin end Scalp preserved'and
ZLY BHOTHKIW 06 Oru.wtob Btr.eX KewToefc
beautified by_C vticu B a S oap .__ Jia
Mr. Edwin W. Joy for many years and now a pros-
FIRMS DBPARTMKNT MUFPLIEM OF ALL KIMDM
K idney P ains . BackacheanH Weaknees
Bron« drugjUt on the corner of Stockton and Market ^Blcured by C uticura A nti -P ain PLAOTER.an
And many other desirable goods. As I represent the manufactnrer» direct, I c*n and
Ireeta In San Francisco, probably never dreamed ^^instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c.
SEATTLE, W. T.
will give you good goods at a bargain. Send for descriptive circular of what you
The Northwestern Drtective Bureau, incorporated by
I rivaling hi wealth the medicine kings of the
the law« of Washington Territory in 1888, has corre»- want.
Nntry. But various rumors having been floating
ponder to stationed at all important points All detect­
ive business of either criminal or civil character promptly
wmd to the effect that ho has struck it big, an
attended to We desire agents «nd correspond ente lu
aamizMT reporter was detailed to unearth th©
every city and town in the United States aud Canada.
»nd after much difficulty unraveled the follow-
All burine«« «trimly coi ttdential. Addreej all lettor« to
tf story;
NoRTHWXsTBRN DxTZcnVB BVHBAU, Beattie. W. T.
It seems that about seven years ago an English
CATARRH
EVE
THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL EIRE EXTINGUISHERS
Northwestern Detective Bureau,
ARM&HAMMER BRAND
heuse<
reigi»
nd leo*
iem will
XtletM
below
nynoan, a great student of botany, located for a
net season in this city. His practice was not ex-
mslve, and yet the few cases of a general nature
,came 10 him attracted ro little attention. His
restest success seemed to be in the treatment of
kidney disorders, and vitiated blood. In
J his ability to cope with these common com-
i nt®.WM little short of the marvelous. He seemed
jwort infallible, and his quiet, modest methods and
»MkepJ Recret WM m much a mystery as hbn-
¿ , 5
deP*rture about a year lat^r Mr. Joy
;WrnMned to fathom the secret, and copying all the
rweriptions ho had filled for the erratic doctor, he
a systematic analysis. In his examination he
•osrered running all through the prescription« for
«tsod kidney troubles, vitiated blood and stomach
•*»«8couple of vegetable extracts Indigenous
¿~rornia» so slmnle and so well known under
every day names to every school boy as to
lr«7 d'nipate the suspicion that they were the
’• principle« involved. So certain, however, was
he
discovered the secret that ho
Wied the new elements in a preparation of Sar-
rtdA to disguise the taste, and put it before his
¡2eJuiUnricr tho mnde»t name of Joy’s Vegetable
H*nlla, Immediately the same marvelous
""cams back of Its astonishing effects, and the
*ry*as»olved, and the talk it has created has
«y cau’ed it to step into prominence, and orders
IU1 o erthe coast. People seem
•taking it and writing and talking about it
wmut the State. And thus another California
•try leaps into existence.—& F. Examiner.
| All 1 n r I Th® beot PIANO on earth k
k
Hain»«
Bro.*«
PIANO
IXlinDL ! PATTI’S preference.
ITNA M
Musical Department A L. Bancroft A Co., Re­
moved to 182 Poet Bt.. Ban Francinjo. Cal.
HALL’S
PULMONARY
BALSAM
▲ 8ÜPEK1OB Ä8MBDY FOE
COUGHS, COLDS, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION
And all Throat and Lung Troubles.
H«ld by all »rngglat« f»r SO Cent«.
J. R. OATES A CO.,
PEOPKirroRB,
417 k««Maf ML. WAN FRANCISCO
SEND FOR OUR CASH
dnl.n. 1« iBl.re.tlo« te'Ung people
their well«. A l»beetlnr I. epproprlele without l»rd< n,
»•11 p».wr to not. AlebMtlne mate, perman.nl eoete
that ITrl.n with 1<. S 'M h» paint dewier. Dent
tat. ka'. mlne • « e «uletltute
v
ALABABT1NE CO Grand Rapid,. Miuh
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VW Hau.ek^lfereand
Farmer.— It In impor­
tant that the Sod. or
BslersluB you twe .hould
be White end Pure aun.
•a «11 elmllar eebitsnoe.
ued for food. Toln.ure
obtaining only the "Arm
A Hammer” brand Soda
M Salerat a. bo, It in
-pound or ha’f pound"
cartoon., which beMour
name and trade-mark, aa
interior good, are eeme-
Umeeeubetltnted fttotbe
- Arm A Ham mer ' brand
when bought in bulk.
Partin naing Baking
Powder ehould remem­
ber that it. .ole rieing
property eonateta of u*
oarbonate of .ode. Ona
taaapoonfnlorihe "Arm
Ik Hammer” brand of
■odeor Saleratuamixed
with aour milk equal.
wwwww manwanK.
ow BVBBV PACKAGE.
uau ou eacu penaeg..
Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft.