The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889, April 20, 1888, Image 3

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Binniottuun.
In New York city the building trades have
forty-live unions, with a membership of 65,000.
UAJfPH HOMES.
Much has been written and said about how
to make homo happy. The moralist and the
■vuTri»" »««c»“«!» BY preacher have hackueyed this theme until it
would seem nothing more remained to be said.
HVGO,
But the philosophers have gone far out of their
nre tenacious moMter than malaria, w ay to account lor the prevalence of ill aoaorted
iaMStekZth* form of chill« and fever. couples and unhappy homes, and have over­
11 ffilnL ague cake or dumb ague. looked the chief cause. Most of the unhappi­
•
of U»e story it clasp« the vfc- ness of married life can bw traced directly to
tijeoctopo®
J /old» him »loser and those functional derangements to which women
are subject. In nine cases out of ten the irri­
table, dissatisfied and unhappy wile is a suff­
Bi»«™, bowetor..,“
“f.I-. urrenrendob.irip. flu.lly «b<ui- erer from some “female complaint»'* A trial of
"to7!te«uond»m .ulferer. liberated at Dr. Pierce h Favorite Prescription will produce
"■ tei. mil»
ut “"!w bur.° ,re'd?^ more domestic happiness tliun u mill.on ser­
iMair or Elahtsem Expert« need and NH11>
the re.toration ot complete mons or philosophical treatises. It cures all
ful riayslcianN i»«td Burgeona.
O .n^naih too. Bn<l roiret luatlorc-thoie those peculiar weaknesses and ailments inci
>• U,^M.<W«iiiie.onhe human fiun. dent to women. It Is the only medicine sold by
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY.—
»rid .re «n.lly driven from di uggieta. under a positive guarantee from the Patients treated here or at thUr homes. Many
hi, Nnpuleou of remedies, the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction, m treated at home, through correspondence, as
, rhe pureet “> the 'a'.nllZ pharmt°? every case, or mouey will be refunded. See successfully as If here Tn person. Come and
•oK»uru»ii«ni .uocuntb. to it, m > do kid guarantee printed on wrapper enclosing bottle. see us, or send ten cents in stamps for our
_?rjiLl‘he nerve., when overourdned.
fOUDleS.
h... iU
i»a ai«i,
».Li and
unri the,
t Ku -Wj gt L qu ^fur dealer recently received from M Invalids’ Guide-Book.” which gives all partic­
°fliiiu<le and M Vigdr by
ular«. Address: WqAunta D ispknsahy M bdi
cal A ssociation . dtB Main St., Buffalo, N.Y.
tn rest tranquilly «•“* <*• J*1“1
Texas 1,024 wildcat skma in one cumdgnmeut.
JJ ¿Jit H«aO't to it in lime and avoid
__________ ,
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Mary suffering.
FOR
RICKETS.
MARASMUS
AND
FOK
WASTING DISORDERS OF
^imdtree felled Ju the Co»l River
# '
CHILDREN,
wJr Virginia. »»« cut up into veneer-
Ncott’s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil
with Hypo ph Oso hi tea is unequalled. The ra­
pidity with which children gain flesh and
flying dove of peace ,
tehlT frosted quivering flying Dove, btrength upon it la very wonderful. Read the
following: “I have used boott’a Emulsion in
worn-out,” * run-down, debilitated
of Life screen calendar. An lm- cases of Rickets «*nd Marasmus of long stand­
d deal head.
An imported Posted ing, and have been more than pleased with the school,teachers, milliners, seamstresses, house­
ureus and a full set of magnificent results, as in every case the improvement was keepers, and overworked women generally.
Dr. Pieroe’s Favorite Prescription Is the best
„.J»
Fourteen artistic pieces, marked."—J. M. M ain , M. D., New York.
of all restorative tonics. It is not a ” Cure-all,”
forovone who will buy f ont a drug-,
but admirably fulfills a singleness of purpose,
ihox of ths genuine D r C.M L anes
Leather chair seats may be revived by rub­ bemg a most potent Specific tai' all those
Chronic Weaknesses and Diseases peculiar to
lavtGt IIUA (price 2-> eta.) bing them with well-beaten wliite of egg.
women. The treatment of many thousands
i»il us the outside wrapper front the-
Its thousands of cures are the best advertise­ of such cast«, at the .Invalids’ Hotel and Bnrg-
■itht cents in Btarnps. Write your
lcal Institute has afforded a large experience
ment
of
Dr.
Sage
’
s
Catarrh
Remedy.
m Tplainly- F lkminu B ros ,. P itts
in adapting remedies for their cure, and
A,uokr1 w“.h
Invalids* Hotel and Surgical Institute
».£■■»
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r'nltrvt State, and Canada export to Eng-
pfeW^rrth of apples a J ear.
Man wapts but little'here below,
Hui wants that little »trong.
.¿»pec tally true of a iuim>. The av
man or woman does not precisely hanker
„ » rule, but when taken, wishes it to
sure and effective. • Dr. Pierce's
Punrakive Pellet, leave nothin« to be
¿1 in point of efficacy, and yet their action
ulr free from any unpit want symptom»,
¡¿reeabloafter-effects. Purely vegetable.
:dy harm less-
J. H. Fl MM. A««ayer and Analytical
Cnemlat, Laboratory, 106 hi st st., Portland.
Or. Analyses made of all substances. Rates
for assaying gold and silver ores *1.50. i'acx-
ages sent by mail or express prumptly attended
to, and returns made.
“Biowu’n Bronchial Trochea*’
relieve Bronchitis,
Throat Disea- es.
Asthma, Catarrh
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED,
To the Editor : —
Please inform your readers that I have a pos­
itive remedy for the above named disease. By
its timely use thousands of hopelesk cases have
(Uliu on »liver can be taken off with been permanently cured. I shall be glad to
send two bottles of my remedy fkkk to any of
Ult and a wet rag.
your readers who have consumption if they will
send me their Express and P. O. address.
iabie and always the same ,
Respectfully,
anpbeths P ii . ia are
the oldest, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C., 181 Pearl St., New YorX
t »nd best blood purifier and purga­
ra. They are purely vegetable, there-
Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher Exterminator.
lannless. They »re always the same Try it, and prove the best is the cheapest.
Jwsys produce the same effect. Other VVakelee & Co., San Francisco:
Stives require increased doses and
|r cease acting altogeth-r. A course
»or two of B ranpheth ' s P ills taken
night Isa positive cure f r constipa-
headrtbe and a I bilious disorders.
>u can't take them plain get them
A
r coated.
TRADE
oi^
tet potatoes require nearly twice the time
[riah potatoes do either to bake or boil.
Anti*U Piano advertisement.
r G krmka for breakfast.
improves and preserves the oomplerlon
nous A nd
educational .
?eacliers in the Province of
tc are paid about $150 a yeat
}od only knows how blessed he
I mske us if we would but let him.
L man, in this world, is a boy
ing in short syllables; ’ but he
combine them in the next —
Aman must be,excessively stupid,
til os uncharitable, who believes
t is no virtue but oil his own side.
H mo
Above all. let me mind my own
pnal work—to keep myself pure
■ealous and believing—laboring to
txi's will.— Dr. Arnold.
The older we are when comes the
to leave this life, the more friends
Mquaintance? we will find in the
{—Pomeroy's Advance Thought.
the study of , Volapuk, the new
tersal language, is obligatory upon
Itudents of the Royal Gymnasia of
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|ch. In
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’ > . to i be
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Russia
it is allowed
’ , 7_~
. .
fttrrji rthin^ transmission.
tl'ti iismLSS1O11.
in telegraphic*
He who will not believe till he re­
ts wh:rt he calls a reason for it is
r likely to get his soul saved. The
bst, the most sovereign reason
ran be given for believing is that
lias commanded.
France has built within five yeai's
p school-houses, at a cost of $80,-
lOO. What might not Christian
lira and England accomplish for
l»ns if the opportunity was appre-
■!—Jtewew of the World.
pie Women’s Union X Vienna ed-
Is young women for bookkeeping,
■ng, kindergarten work, dress­
ing, needle-work and short-hand.
B they are competent in any de­
bent the union proceeds to find
byment for them.
A LUCKY TRIAL.
■°°d Fortune which followed fair
treatment.
San Francisco, February 29,1888.
18m: It affords me great pleasure to send
Voluntary statement of my experience In
(the merit« of Joy's Sarsaparilla. For the
k« years I have been troubled with an ex-
lly sluggish liver, and within the past two
fha» brought within its trail a thoroughly
^ed stomach, including loss of appetite
Itreag after eating, pains in the back and
Mad boii<inround my neck and face. I
AM several remedies which are advertised
F*fly for the liver, and could never get more
PPorary relief of about a week or two. I
pmmendedtotry abottleof Joy’s Vegetable
Fbl* as a test, and while taking the first
» Became convinced of its merits for I could
l .*’ W or ^• change in me. I have taken
l p’ ,u“^“rlng that time my troubles have
It
Uthio&. is working full and regular,
11»
purified and braced me up
* *ee* like a new man. You are at per-
FT to use this as you see fit, or you can
Pom you please to
V
THE LEADING REMEDY.
THE TRADE SAYS SO.
Dr. Pieroe’s Favorite Prescription
; Is the result of this vast experience. For
i Internal congestion, inflammatlou
! and nlceratlon. It Is a Specific. It
I is a powerful general, as well as uterine, tonic
i and nervine, and imparts vigor and strength
| to the whole system. It cures weakness of
stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak back,
t nervous prostration, exhaustion, debility and
i sleeplessness, in either sex. Favo rite Prescrip­
tion is sold by druggists under our positive
guarantee. Bee wrapper around bottle.
nnmr
nn OR
bottlfa
PRICE m
$1.00,
roktCLOO.
Send 10 oents In stamps for Dr. Pierce’s largo
Treatise on Diseases of Women (160 pages,
paper-covered). Address, W orld ’ s D ispen ­
sary M edical A ssociation , 663 Midu Street,
LITTLE
LIVER
SICK HEADACHE,
Bilious Headache,
Dizziue«a< Constipa­
tion, Indigestion,
and BillouaAttack«,
Bromptly cured by Dr.
►ierce’s Pl«®«««1
Purgative Pellets. 25
A Lovely Skin
Nothing Is known to science at all comparable
to the C uticuua K kmedies iu their marvellous
‘.roperties of cleauting, ¡uiifylug and beautifying
lite skin, and iu curing torturing, dlsfiguriag, itch-
lag, scaly and plnrply diseases ef the skin, scalp and
blood, with loss of hair from infancy to age.
CuTtcuka, tho great Skin Cure, and C uticuoa
Soar, an exquisite Skin D autifier, prepared from
it, externally, and CVTicVax H bsolvent , tho now
Blood Purifier, internally, are a positive cure for
every form of skin and blood disease, from pimples
to scrofula.
I have hail a most wonderful cure of salt rheum.
For five years 1 have sufferei} with this disease. 1
had .t on my .face, arms and
I was unable
todoaoytiutag whatever with my. hMMla. Ior over
two years. I tried hundreds of remedies, and not
one had the least effect. The doctor said my case
was incurable. I saw your advertisement, and
concluded to try the C vticuba R embdiks ; and
incredible as it may seem, that after using one
box of C utwuba , and two cakes of C uticoba
S oap , and two bottles of C uticuba RssoLvairr, 1
find 1 am entirely cured. Those who think this
letter exagerated may come and see me and find
out for themselves.
GRACE P, HARK1IAM.
North St. Charles 8treet, Belle River, Ont.
1875 Second Avenue, New York City.
The box of C uticuba that you sent me soma
months ago did me so much good that I will seu*l
fur another box, believing that it will cure me of a
skin disease with which I have been troubled for
eighteen years.
FANNIE I. JOHNSON, Amsterdam, Vju
Sold everywhere. Price: C uticuba , bOc.; S oap ,
25c.; R esolvent , |1. Prepared by the P ottbb
D buq and C hemical C o ., Boston, Maas.
Send for “ How to C^re Skin Diseases," 04
pages, 50 illustrations, and 100 test^^gda.'
niSAPLES, blackheads, chapped and oily akin
I llvl prevented by C utj C uea M edicatbo Soar.
A
4 HERVE TOMIC.
TÍ'110,?»0' « «Z*
a X a *?3
Chronic Cases 40 Years’Standing Cured
Permanently.
SoW by Druggist* and Dealers Everywhere.
The Chartes A. Vogeler Co., Hallo., Md»
feines
(elety
J*-.*LtovA,»-» sjT
ATARRH
For three weeks I
was suffering
from a severe Cold
in Bead and pain
in temples, after
only six applica­
tions of Ely s
CreamBalm I wa^
relieved. Every
trace of my cold
was removed. H.
C. Clark, 1st Divi­
sion N. Y. Ap­
praiser's office.
JOHN THIEL,___
.
cents n vial, by Druggists.
ITS VIRTUES AUil PHENOMENAL.
ITS CUKES AREMAKVELOIS.
CREAM BALM.
I have suffered from Salt Rheum for over eight
years, at times so bad that I could not attend to
my business for weeks at a time. Three boxes of
C uticuba and four bottles R bsolvbmt have en­
tirely cured me of this dreadful disease.
C uticuba R bmbdibs are absolutely pure «aid the
only infallible blood purifiers and skin beautifiers.
The Suffering 'Class Says 8oTo The Trade.
ELY’«
■ -»1........
1 have been afflicted «luce last March with a skin
<
disease
the doctors called oezeiua. My face waa
<
covered
with scabs and sores, and the itching and
I
burning
were almost unbearable.
Seeing your
< uticuoa R emedies so highly recommended, con­
C
< cluded to give them a trial, using the C uticuba
¿nd R esolvent
i and C uticuba Soar exte^nally^
internally,
for four montfijL' l iali myself oured,
:
in gratitude for which I make this publip (statement.
CLARA A. FREDERICK, Broad Brook, Conn.
am 111
Celery and Coca!, the prominent in­
gredients, are the best and safest
Nerve Tonics. If strengthens and
quiets the nervous system, curing
Nervous Weakness, Hysteria, Sleep­
lessness, Ac.
AR ALTERATIVE.
It drives out thepolsonous humors of
the blood pùrifÿmg and enriching It,
and so overcoming those diseases
resulting from impure or impover­
ished blood.
A LAXATIVE.
—
Acting mildly but surely on the bowels
it cures habitual constipation, and
promotes a regular habit. Itstrengtti-
ens the stomach, and aids digestion.
A DIURETIC.
|M
Qmpound
?
For The NERVOUS
The DEBILITATED
FEVER
A particle is applied into each nostril and is agreeable.
Price 50 cts at druggist«- by mail, registered, 80 eta.
ELY BROTHERS 238 Greenwich Rt. New York
In its composition the best and most
active diuretics of the Materia Medlca
are combined scientifically with other
effective remedies for diseases of the
kidneys. It can be relied on to give
quick relief and speedy cure.
Hundredsof testimonial« have been received
from persons who hi
remarkable benefit,
fall particulars.
rrt»«i.s«.
un
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Prop’»
T,,__ Aren
1 DC ALlI^JLJ.
BURLINGTON. VT.
v
A
Mammoth
Gorilla.
Boston has just received from AM-
ca the largest gorilla ever lauded in
this country. His name is Jack, and
lie
he ib
is uve
five teet
feet ru
in nergiit
height wiieu
when st-artu-
stand-
,________,
,
”
, ,
luff erect, anil measures seven feet
... _ —
■ . .
from the end of one outstretched hand
to the other. He weighs about one
hundred and twenty-live pounds, and
exhibits enoHlious s'renglh, compared
with which that of man seems like a
child’s. He arrived in a large box
made of planking two and one-half
inches thick, and when being removed
from the ship he tore largo splinters
from tho hard-wood planks with as
much ease as a child would break a
twig. The hair, which is very coarse
and from two tof iiir inches in length,
is of a greenish-gray color, and on
ho baok. legs and arms inclines to a
black. His shoulders are immense.
The expression of tho face, which is
black, is scowling.
The eyes are
small, sunken in the head, and the
lips Urge and thia-— Busion Courier.
------ NEED IT!------
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P
SI
.ureand hrnnedfatao-ellef in all cases of
Sprains. Bruises, Contusions, Abralslons,
j Bums, scald-, etc. Prevents I u flam in a-
F nmtloii, and effects marvelous cures.
those who suffer from Asthma. Pleurisy,
Sore Eyes or Sore Throat, will And it an
incoinpai al>t<ft-''remetly. as a single trial
will prove convincing.______________
ine wh<7 suffers from Bolls, Bunions, or
Painful Corns, cannot afford to be without
a bottle of this most soothing remedy,
which gives instant relief,_______________
Iles. Indigestion, Nervous I)yspe|>sla.Tooth­
ache, Earache, Inflammatory Rheumatism,
and all Red and Inflamed. Swellings, are
readily cured by this magic application.
¿r
thousands -a
p
A
I
N
Shirts. Underwear, Suspenders,
Hosiery, Gloves, Neckwear,
Collars, Cuffs, Etc.
RECEIVED FROM
OF THE
HATCH CHICKENS!
COUNTRY
—WITH THE—
IB O V 3EJ
,
AND THE MEIflTS OF
MITCHELLS MAGIC LOTION!
Ask Your Drugaist for If.
Price. dO eta.
• Large Bottle*. Ml
Write us for Large Illustrated Cir­
cular Free, describing Incubators,
Brooders, Houses, How to raise Chickens, etc,
AdfrsM, PETALUMA INCUBATOR CO., Petaluma, Cal.
j—“I didn’t know it was loaded,” re­
marked the mule when he didn’t suc­
ceed in pulling a street-car up the hill.
The only practical Com Harvester in the world, pat­
ented by Wm. H. Karicofe, of Martinsburgl), W Va.,
— Washington Critic.
is offered for «ale on the PaciflSlope. Can be manu-
' fact »red for (S40) and sell« for (150). It will do ten men'«
—The destiny that shapes a man’s
work. Cute corn planted in rows. Send for drawings,
end does not make a good shape with­
description and testimonial«.
To C apitalist « and B alehmen — For a good invest­
out some little assistance on th(>part
ment in patents rrr patented articles, address 0. SAN­
BORN, No 6 Eddy St., Ban Francisco, Cal.
of the man.— New Orleans Picayune.
—Jones (who catches his pastor fish­
ing)— Guod moming, doctor!. Are you
II A. LI
studying theology?
Minister — Yes.
Ichthyology.— Burlington Free Press. PULMONARY
BALSAM
▲ 8UPKKIOK REMEDY FÖR
—"The single scull race!” exclaimed
an excited old lady, as she laid down COUGHS, COLD?, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION
And all Throat and Lung Troubles.
the paper. “My gracious! I didn't »•Id by mil I’ruKKiRts for SO Cemts.
know there was a race of men with
4. R. CATE8 A CO.,
paoni rroBs,
double skulls.”
LIFE SCHOLARSHIP,
REND FOR CIRCULAR.
-•-The man of solid character does 417Kkn.omr Mt- HAN FRANCIHCO
cfriNltflV kKAYlt *. rKXMK *
not get off his base when met by every
b I tIN Wn I . BACH. Gabler, Koenlsh
passing breeze. It is the man of mush
Pturo.; Burdett Onur, tand InrtromnrU. Iwt™«
■reek of Sheet Mrurlc urd Book. Burd. ■"ÏÏÜ1“
who is being constantly stirred up.—
Kurtem Prion MATTHIAS GRAY 00.. ÌM Fort
PISOS CURE FOR CONSUMPTION Street. Bur Frauotax.
Pew Orleans Picayune.
PATENTED
2
3
> «
o a
Ose Star Re- Melting Roller Composition
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
n I A II A A 1st Premiums. 25,000 in use,
B/l fl |\| I
20 years Established. New
| Illi 1^<1 patented Steel Tuning De­
PETALUMA INCUBATOR
X’-A.OT
Depot, 1056 Howard St., San Francisco.
O
vice, hi use In no other Piano, by which our Pianos
stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not afflected
toy climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Ele-
The Most BuocessfuZ Ma­
igant Rosewood Cases, 8 strings, double repeating
chine Made.
3 Gold Medals, 1 Silver Medal, and taction; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTIBELL.
jCall or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTIBELL
16 First Premiums.
¿PIANOCO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mar­
Hatches all kinds of Eggs.
ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco.
Made In All Misrs.
TESTIFYING TO THE
A.
111-114 Michigan Aveuue, Chicago, I1L
232 Kearny St., San Francisco
FLATTERING TESTIMONIAL*
PARTS
Illustrated Catalogue, with Rules
for Self Measurement. Mailed Free.
MEN’S FURNISHING GOODS,
OF THE MOST
ALL
SHUTS TOJBDEIl. ll.
The BUYERS’ GUIDE ir
issued March and Sept.,
each year. It is an ency­
clopedia of useful infor­
mation for all who pur­
chase the luxuries or the
necessities of life. We
can olothe you and furnish you with
all the necessary and unnecessary
appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep,
eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church,
or stay at home, and in various sises,
styles and quantities. Just figure out
what is required to do all these things
COMFORTABLY, <nd you can make a fair
estimate of the value of the BUYERS*
GUIDE, which will be sent upofi
receipt of 10 oents to pay postage,
Northwestern Detective Bureau,
SEATTLE, W. T.
The Northwestern Detective Bureau, incorporated by
the laws of Washington Territ iy in 1888, ha« corres­
ponde! te stationed at all iniportaut points. All detect
Ire business of either criminal or civil chiirscterjirunoptly
attended to We desire agents and correspondents in
i iu the United Ht*tes and Canada,
confidential. Address all letters to
«■TECTIVE B ureau , Seattle, W. T.
I TO » DATE.
■r.nlvlrvtta
CtatttalC.
Big d hM riven univer­
sal satisfaction In the
cure of Gonorrhoea and.
Gleet. I prescribe It and
feel safe in recommend-
Ing It to all sufferer«.
A. J. STOKER, 1-D^
Decatar, III.
PRICE, Si.00» -
Bold by Drug^rta- •