-, ’•■’i*'' "^4- ?' ' I -a 4- » s 4 ’ i * 1 .......... ■ '■ WHITMAN C0LLKK. The unusually large number of young THE PUMP 8NAKE. men who have been committed to the College and Scientific Coursee,vNormal Slate Insane Asylum of Michigan in the Course, College Preparatory Course, Busi­ leal year and a half has led to the discov­ ness Course, Coneervatory of Music, Mod­ will. Who I* ot O and veaical maladies, that is io say. L.IKV in Einmon. county in th. .priug of those that affect the kidneys or bladder, have E- A full grown pump rank. meaMina a remarkable prominence—we had almost Etttixwen feet iu length and .bout tarae said - preponderance. Bright's disease and KL diameter. They ai. ot gregarious diabetes in the chronic stage rarely cured, and gravel, catarrh of the bladder CT roaming the prairie, ln large herd», a. Yet at the Ly as having been counted in a single and enuresis, slay many. when the trouble merely amounts to L./ Ju dissecting one of these reptiles outset, inactivity of the .organs involved, the danger [re h found a tube which «fcteuds from the may be nullifiedTar that pleasant renal tonic diuretic, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, wnioh bf of the jftw to the extremity of the tail, and imparts the requisite amount of tone to the L unninating in an opéning. This tube is organs, without over-exciting them, and the Cut two inches in diameter, and lined with use of which la convenient, and involves no John McKeon*. * plumber, fell eixty koogb, yieltling substance, similar to rub- elaborate preparation. Dyspep-J«, a usual con­ feet into * well at Lexington, Ky., but comitant of renal com plainte, and debility, escaped unhurt. r The pump snake is easily trained to an- which they invaiiably pi-oduoe. are remedied Lr ¿foe call of man. The inhabitants in by it. So also are constipation, malarial, rheu­ DO KOT THOfK FOB A MO «MT matic and nervous ailments. L section trap them in large numtiers, that catarrh will in time wear out. The k farmer on Cat Tail creek has a flock of The Pennsylvania Railroad Co th pan y theory Is false. - Men try to believe It be­ Lnty pump snakes trained to a remarkable cause it would be pleasant if true, but it is Cree of proficiency. At the blast of a will not employ men who are over forty- not, as all know. Do not let an acute at­ five years of age. tack of cold In the head remain unsub­ tiiA «nukes assemble on the banks pf dued. ]t is liable to develop into catarrh. f creek. The leader (there is always a ADVICE trO CON8UMPTIVE8. tier to a herd ot these snakes, who is Doctor ¡knowlee, of New York, On the appearance of the first symptoms You can rid yourself of the cold and avoid Ttasuperinr« Lted by two-thirds majority) dashes into —as general debility, loss of .appetite, pal­ all chance ot catarrh by using Dr. Sage's mure than a < Catarrh Remedy. If already afflicted rid UnicedStatM writes: L water of the creek, leaving only the ex-, lor, chilly sensations, followed^ by pight- yourself of this troublesome disease speed­ OreU Uniwn Imity of its tail on the bank. Another 8weats and cough—prompt measures for ily by (he same means. At all druggists. Healthful- D I have prescribed PARDEE’S REMEDY ln doe« nob coma Ce iinn>ediftte,y grasps the end of tbe relief should be taken. Consumption is two cases of old ulcers of long standing.«and in Cana. tier's tail iu ib» juws, a third snake takes scrofulous disease of the lungs;—therefore they healed In a remarkably short time. I also Some men And fault because they are C Of tbe second snake’s tail in a similar use the great anti-scrofula, or blood puri­ never lucky enough to find anything else. directed a patient who was suffering with syph- fier ana strength-restorer—Dr Pierce’s Inner, and so on until there is a continuous “Golden Medical Discovery.” Superior to PARDEE'S REMEDY, and waí sur- lis to people use Uw IT a RIAN religious hUrature sent free on applica­ Lof snakes joined end on, extending to the cod liver oil as a nutritive, and unsur­ tion to MJ m E. F. Davison. P. O. Box 520 Portland, Or. prised at the rapid cure. . f r Iter troughs in the cattle yards, 800 feet passed as a pectoral. For weak lung«, Washington correspondent« ada. MiwM DeVoe, Seattle Ly. leading snake commences to. spitting of blood and kindred affections, Kansas, Llow or. punip the waters of the creek, it has no equal. Sold by druggists the Thomas Ggrdeaow, of L’b pass-s through the long line of snakes world over. For Dr. Pierce’s treatise on writes: consumption, send 10 cents in stamps to i it would through a hose and falls in a World's Dispensary Medical Association, Send me two more bottles of PARDEE'S Lvy stream into the trough. C03 Main Street, Buffalo, N. t. REMEDY. I was unfortunate in contracting fbis agriculturist"told of an extraordinary a loathsome blood disease over a year ago, and Lumstance which occurred a short time Twenty Christian churches hate been t led all the well-known blood purifiers without L While workipg^tn the field near his burned in China and the converts k lied. success. I took, three months ago, Six Bottles Lie he observed flames issuing from the of PARDEE’S REMEDY, and am entirely tf of his barn. Wiki with excitement he CHRONIC COUGHS AND COLDS. cured. I want the two bottles for a friend of All diseases of the Throat and Lung« can Lried to the burning building, only to see cured by the use of Bcott’s Emulsion, as it mine who has got the s—lis, as I know it wil Lt it was a hopeless task for himself alone contains the healing virtues of Cod Liver Oil surely cure him. I attempt to extinguish the flames. In and Hypophosphites in their fullest form. Is a Lpair bejjazed on the work of destruction; beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable as milk, Llenly he beard a loud rustling in the tail easily digested, and oah be taken-by the most delicate.Please read: “1 consider Scott’s Lat) whence issued his herd of pump Emulsion the remedy par-excellence in Tuber­ Ckea on the run. The leader hurled him-' culous «nd Strumous Affections, to say nothing If into tbe creek, the rest instantly adjust- of ordinary colds aud throat troubles.’’—W.R48. O. A superior remedy for Coughs, Colds, L themselves, beads aud tails, from the C onnell . M. J)., Manchester. g . A m AH flfl 1st Premiums. 25,000 in um , Incipient Consumption, and all Lk to the burning building. The last Throat and Lung Troubles. WHAT SENATOR NRISON THINKS OF ALL­ 1K 20 y«»™ Established. New Lke, standing on its bead, waved its long O r patented Steel Tuning De- COCK ’ S POROUS PLABTUI. Sold by ail Druggists for 50 Cents. [j flexible body, from tbe tail, end of which vice, in use in no other Piano, by which our Pianos S enate C hamber , A lbany , N. Y., April stand in tune 20 years, good fur 100 ; not affected Led a stream iff ^ratg^tbat was thrown 4, 1885. by climate. No wood lo split, break, swell, shrink, CLUES ALL HIMORB, [th terrific fordron the burning building. crack, deeay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Ele­ On the 27th of February, 1883, I was ta­ a conMkion Olotcli, or JEruptlon> Lek and forth dashed the tail end of that gant Rosewood Cases, 8 strlugs, double rei-esUitg from M tho wortt scrofula.’ Salt-rAeum, action; flnest ivory keys; the Famous ANTIHELL. ting ho«e, squirting the water where it ken with a violent pain in the region of «Fever-sires,” Scaly or Rough Cali or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL huid dq the, most good, while the loud the kidneys. I suffered such agony that PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mar­ Skin, in sh"6rt, all diseases caused by bad . lys blood are oonquorod by this powerful. puri­ ket and Seventu Street«, Sen Fraucisco. hmping of the leader could be heard Above I could hardly atand up. As soon as pos­ fying. and invigorating medicine. Croat # to roar of tbe conflagration. Within fifteen sible I applied two A luxwi '8 P orocs ¿atTng Ulcers rapidly heal under its be- Bnutes tbe list spark was out. 'Then, and PLA8TBR8, one over each kiduey, and laid ntgn influence. Especially ’“‘«J1 its potency in curing Tetter, Rose Rash» bt until then, did the< pump snakes quit down. .In an hour, to my suipriae and B o II h , Carbuncle., Soro Eye., So-oiJ- fork. They were completely exhausted, the delight, the pain had vanished aud I was ulou. Sore, and Swellings, Mlp- Ller having fainted away. Tbe main part well. I wore the plasters for a day or two jolut DlMiase, White SwrlHngs. TO ANY MAN ■ EKNR.RLANDS. Four mllllon aerea, WW Goitre, or Thlett Neck, and Enlarged I the building and its contents were saved, as a precaution, and then removed them. •illudile tot Onuige«, Lemou., Oliv«, Mneapple», Gland.. Sood ten oeau In «tamp, for a Luks to the presence of mind of these won- I have been using A llcock ' s P orous treatlae. with colored phitka. on Skin P lasters in my family for the last ten Woman or Child Iluianu, 6tr»wl«rrie» »nd e.’ly T< getablo. Fo, large Dlwaaes. or the same amount for a treatise brful snakes. * « ;? year,, and have always found them the «•1« on lontf credit fl.26 to$8.00 por «:re. on Scrofulous Affection.. ’ , |Tbe' territorial government is becoming quickest and best external remedy for •— .uttering from •‘THE BLOOD IS THE I.IIE.” [rakened to the extreme useful uess of these colds, s rains and rheumatic affections. Thoroughly ol<«uu>o it by iwlng Dr. Pierce’. Golden Medical »Iscovery, and good CATARRH. Ityrting creatures, and laws are to be en- From my experience 1 believe they are the TCIklUf A V KHAXK’H. PEAMEA — - ------ — feSTto protect the pump snuke.-Dakota Lest plasters tn the world; - 111ftWn I . BAlH.GAbT<5f/ Roenhh Not* Liquid or ta . H enry C. N elson . Piano«; Burdett OraailB. baud instrument«. Laiaeiit br. Chicago Inter-CJcean. stock of Sheet Music and Book«. Bauds supplied at A particle 1« applied Into eaoh nostril and i« agree«bl Eastern Price«. MATTHIAS GRAY GO., 206 Po«t H obb ’ s L ittlk V boktahlh P ills I s the Prioe 50 oeoto at druggist*; by mail, rafistsrsd.10 esnt Ktrez-t, Ban Franclsoo GtwvIAB^—A Raw York. bo Much Interest in Medical Exhibits. grvaie-it medicine oa earth. which Is Scrofula of the Faiugs. is ar­ Use,them BLY BEOTHEBB The other morning a newspaper reporter once and jtou will never be without’them sfh p ’To t8 a Day. Samples worth $1.50, FREE. rested and cured by this remedy, if taken bo. the last stages of the disease nre rvachud. ¿K fl Lines not under the horse« feet. Write B rkw - fore as instructed to get a list of the various ex­ in the house. For sale by all druggists. * its marvelous power over this terribly Mr V hter ’ s S afktt R rix H oldkr C o ., Holly »Mich. From fatal disease, when first offering this now pia of the Medical congress. Full of the Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher extermi­ celobratod remedy to the nubile. Dr. PniltCB re of youth and careless of the difficult ies he nator Try It, and prove the beat Is the This eminent Specialist thought seriously of calling it his ns to encounter, be sharpened bis pencil and cheapest. Wakelee ft Co.. San Francisco. with the same «uccoss .... .. ■ _■ .. - sumption Cure.” but, abwidPiK-C th» ,— Diseases of of both both sexes, sexes. Send rL/* i .eu Z Nervous and Private Diseases filed out. The first exhibit he encountered name as too limited for a medicine widen, the “ Ladies’ Guide to Health.” and his book on "CHICHESTER S ENGLISH." from its wonderful combination of tonic^or home people are so sensitive that they for as a ti emendous crowd of people around a Tbe Original and Only Pennine. “ Special Diseases.” which are free. Call upon or strengthening, alterative, or biood-elciuising. ttledefenseless urn,containing cocoa, which seein to have corns all over them. address P. ROSCOE McNULTY, M. D., 11 Kearny anti-billous. pectoral, nnd nutritive p;-oper- Street, San Francisco.________ 6 __________ • ns being passed around in liliputiancups. riee, is unequaJcd, not only ur ft remedy* for THK WEAKn nX~” consumption, but for all Chronic Bis« “Are you a doctor!” asked the gentleman are imthensely strengthened by the use of eases of the » charge. -_ ____ _ . Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription" The reporter admitted that be wasn’t, but which cures all female derangements, and b had ait uncle who was. This entitled the gives tune tothesyatem. Sold by druggists. Thia a»;i/r or Rt»fencr»torla If ys.1 feel duH. drowsy, debilitated, hav. (porter to a cup of cocoa, which bo took in Bide expressly fdr the cursor .allow color of .kin, or yeuod lab brown .not. der»naratus ehiMa, A.thma, Severe (louche, nml OF PORTLAND. kindred affection.. It I. an cglclent remedy. as treated to some remedy for heart trouble S old nr DnuoQtkra, at «1.00. or SIX cap AMH) k a change. Up to the time .be stopped BOTTLE» for i».00. 'T tmwtit M a General Bankinf Bminf Bond ten oonU in atamoa for Dr. Pl-roe. hoping count be charged his alimedtary canal OFFKK BO. 174. book on Consumption. Addrcm. BELLS EXCHANGE on Ben Franoinoo and New York. nth a box of baby food, seven different kinds KisrfS-ssXSäM. FREE I—To M erchants O nlt : An 1 world’. Bl.pen.nry Medical A..O- [ tonic, any one of which was warranted to •legant Carving Set (knife, fork and steel) I elation, M3 Main Street, IlurrAto, N. Y. estored in satin.linea casa. Address at once, R. lake your hair curl; two glasses of orange t> » BHXRMAH CMdm. kne and a dose of Bromo Cafeine. He also W. T ansill ft Co., 56 State Street, Chi­ sago. »k a look through a microscope and a utic i buple of electric shocks. i. offered by the proprietor, ’01410 It was 5 o’clock in the afternoon when a of Dr. Base'« Catarrh Remedy F tLt-S for a cu«e of catarrh which an, 'Who called himself a “reppershentative «tAAAAA’X, _________ TO ____________________ they cannot cure. If you UOTHING 18 KNOWN SCIENCE Al lurnalist” was found gropiug wildly about WSA&, NERVO u S k have a discharge from taa fl Uaa WUSF-a.^aw ------ n all comparable to the C iitioura R kmediw bhalL or otherwise, partial lorn of I in th«jr ma.rvelloua1 properties of cleansing PEOPLE hearing, weak eyea, dull pain “Anything we can show you!" asked one of purifying purifyïnK~ànd and ’ÿëanl jieautlfying the aki* and ft ead, you have Catarrh. Thou­ 8hould Take this Great | disfiguring, itching. I’caJy and »affable exhibitors. curing torturing, diaf sands of oases terminate in consumption. |“Yes8hir; show me zher man ash got the pimniy diseaeM of ¿Leakiu, scalp and olood, Dr. Sage's C atabbk WurecT cure, fho worst with lose of hair. __ bmichpump.”—Washington Critic. oases of Catarrh, “Cold In the Head,’! C uticura , tbe OunouRA, th great Skin Cure, an* Cirri Hobb’s Nerve Tonici aad Catarrhal Headache. W oento. S oap , An «xquieiteJSkin Beau ti fl er, pro ~URA8OAP,fcn Pills are composed oil pared and C vticuba R b ared tram from it* Lt* externally, • just such elements asj *>■*■■■■" By returnmall. Pal! Description The Evolution of Slang. solvent , tba SOLVENT, ths new Blood Purifier, internally The growth of slang on the variety stage is aroappeitSve cure for eiery form of akin anc CÍ5 ChSiMa&t ' from pimples scrofula. Cun xaaaax.»» to w~ —------ —--------- - R giviugthelxjdy thespringfcj “»-------- ■ ——»H--------- • • • • »resting and instructive. For a long time blood idfraiajia, aawsaa firm a |R« m animiin absolutely pure and theenlj ■Hand elasticity of youth. •» bsgyiven entvsr- has been thought funny to play on a word purifiers. infallible skin beautiflera and blood purifiers satisfaction In ths A.50O.. R e the] extent of saying: “I beg your pud- Bold every where. Prioe: CUTmuaa. Wo-^Rs fl TOSSavàm cure of aonorrbœa and SOLVENT. »1: B oat . i6o. Prorated by the P ot ng,’’ instead of “I l>eg your pardon." txr D-.uo and C hemical C o .. B oston , M ass Olset. 1 prescribe II and Next some dowdy fakir thought of remark- BrvHrk Mr XM it In the whitening hair.E f j-ftoed for “ How to Cure Bktn Dtoessea.* ------ Issi sais In reoommond-- ■ to his pal: “I was at the races today, and H l lino«»“ •» dove’s down, and as white, b) BR-zfW the untimely wrinkles, jit FOB2 LAKD , OB. ln* •» ® *■' suffer«™. I had bad any money I’d have bet on a hoi-se Elf\22rJ22^Hthe lops of form—in fuct.B HnflUl) mtotCimcr.ua M edicated B oat . «TOWER, «-D™ Hi all tho signs of prema- |Si ped Tapioca.” ’ - Decatur, III. Hture old ft^e- 12 PRI9E.tl.00. . HgStSlh WM -L4rO Mon, Young Men,Old E ^Because Tapioca is a pudding,” i e., a soft ID» Mon, and Young Old U Sold by Druggists. ’ ■ Men, you need Hobb’s 13 png, or easy certainty. Nerve Tonic Pills. It is Brain Food, it|3 [Now the former expression has been carried ot is amuscleinvigorator; builds up the Waste n “1 beg your tapioca,” and audiences roar Places ; makes the weak strong and vigor- «j I the quip without .exactly knowing why.— dub . Are you suffering ln secret for pastn] Wbeo I «ay oni» I do not maan maraly to Mon th«m errors? We will Indorse for you if you try ■ uffalo Express. the Nerve Tonic Pills. Even if you areU toratiiMaadthynlmr» tbam Jriora MP*»-' "" “• weak and nervous with loss of vital power — E iJf^ “YaLiKRTiioKSE»i~liui»joti« .Hldy 1 your manhood almost fled, leaving you pule B warrant my remedy to cure the worwt com *«. Becntree A Complexion I st. -irinx a faced and hollow-eyed — Hobb’» Nerve M «there hare failedJi no reanm for not now Tonic Pills were mode for you, and all M [One of the newest occupations upon persons with the foil owing complaints, |3 pich women can enter is that of the vis.: Palpitation of the Heart, Flutter- ■ ing, Trembling, Hysteria, Nervousness Kj pnplcxionist. ” Such a person makes a in any form, Nervous Headache, Neu-w! pdy of the skin, and for a stipend en- SELBY SMELTDIG AMD LEAD 00. ralgia, Cold Hands or Feet, Pain in theH I«vi«or*tor. Geeuin* madn hy J. P. Alfcn. St. Foul. Mina« pvors to improve customers’ eomplex- Back, or any other form of Female || San Francisco. p- Here is a prescription that one of Weakness which we do not care to enu-K merate. Try them, and you will join the 1^1 km gave a client, promising that it would thousands of happy men and women who jw pr the skin in a short time: A tablespoon- daily bless Dr. Hobb for his great work in ■ p of siuphur taken every morning for a their behalf. E They drive away Pimples and Blotches H pk, then omitted for three mornings, from the skin, cause a dull yellow skin to be IB F taken again. A mixture of powdered replaced by a Clear Complexion, and leave |fi ?ZJ SHOTGUN CARTRIDGES nmstone or diluted glycerine should be the brightness of youth. They are sugar- 13 Ibbed on the face at night and washed coated, and only one pill a dose. Price KO cts. BUELL LAMBERSON, Oen’l Agent. a Bottle. Sent by mall or all Druggists. r in the morning with soap and water 7 Stark »L Psrtlaari. Or. HOBB’S MEDIOINE OO., Stf FRM0H00, CAL ■ I which there is a little ammonia- P. N. U. X«. n«-A F. X. Ü. Na fUU.'WEIGjf 0?PR1CE£ CREAM jAKlNg 11 h I Á Prins Humcwp aURbewm-, Cro/aULy _ Ciatica* :i (I ul le »i e q f<*«| las) Mk| I « ci •■I lot 1 ’ ttel «I ar. 1 'ant B for >n* th I 11. ■*« a I FL°R^MDS I if Add~S"- 1 ■Í DR. MCNULTY I M 'Mi. stiri their r te The r is lar 8 d. ‘eprfl i H «» tact r K •i Liver, Blood, and Lungs. tahs ^ m ^5* I m • 1 1 1 ! ■? . i j 4 ■ Ari -f ■ « LIFE REHEWER. I FREE oÄÄ«’ SooírJf I The Van Monciscar DISPENSARY. ? i I r I t 1 I I 1 rATARRH7i\.'.¿ 5 L 1 k *' iw I s t i 1 : ill sO $500 REWARD »RS « ■ PENNYROYAL PILLS Skin** Scalp R ».by the.* C U \5 risi Lbs l "fl ■à C atarr H B eauty les of I J 1 SEEDS. »dpi 1 1 I 1 ' .A’ Ml AN 1 I I fill U E.J. BOWEN’S I »!■ • MM KTeü,* ? 1 j-Y |r I -so H - ' yfl CONSUMPTION, inibì laJyt Bthtr. I «4 of* 1 I 6,000.000 e Í