'."V “T ■’-------------------- ------------------------- RURAL REALITIES Csrl«ton round Tk«m .Soo Near J<«w York. « th« «olden tiro* when the thouxhe- "° M,v. unto hii»*elf. Io, It i» hotter /L wm iu town, end I will «wi*« «nd bud to the mountain,; I will ley me ’“unuuid "it** » uiulwimmw night'* ’ br ibe bank of the laughing waters, " trw* beloved by the *low stirring r I trill vie* the coming of the chariot tbnawh the gate* of pearl g*rl*nd«l J ‘ . J wj;i listen to the choir of happy 'medniue of the waintenng bee, the of the nestling* umter the eav«a, th* of th* lootut aiid the deep throated ’ of the bullfrog in bi« «edgy lair; I will . the «torni king build bis towers and and battlements on high, burling cloud at cloud and thunderbolt against thun- )|t till his wrath is appeased, and then to agU l>e blown the sweetness and the cool-» Wet fields, and through the long and uorous purple hour shall come twilight the peace of bim who liveth well; and irtlw solemn dome of dusk, under the ‘jyes of the stars, under the broad *of the risfhg moon shaJl I float down irer of rest to an infinite calm. » .is it the city man’s dream of a country en but I have not found it. t oJri the trees belayed fey the slow «t<r- |Hit I foud<l* too, that a largg «of painftll ants had go’ there before adim^ disposed to quarrel with intru- I hive wnteheil ¿he coming of the ot of day through the gates of pearl, and jeedthe thermometer throw one legover ifehtiedi rung, and then reach up and himself up to the ninetieth before the nt I mu I got fairly going. I have learned we the drone of the wandering bee at puse distances, having discovered that pampered insect considers it quite a joke rniard a slumbering stranger without ocation. areaeen an abundance of fresh vegeta in rural districts and miles of orchard ng under IBe^wealth ' df pippin And r, but the frugal and far seeing farmer I'irtgaged theerttire lot, and the stranger »content himself with a snuffle for yel- ras just picked from a Baltimore can, «things Eave made me sad. It seems the honest granger should have nobler itions than to paint his house yellow, rnblue and his well box green, insert a line advertisement in the- Sunday papers me unsuspectiug citizens against bis beef and malaria in the guise of health iDomy. It seems tome somewhat un- ,ble for a man to-seek so far and fare Ijr when he could just as well enjoy and «kimmed milk, his insomnia and ity without leaving the city. tbe fact is every man bred in a city rs himself swindled unless be has two of mumner on a farm, just as the thinks life not Worth living without ual lour through tbe joys of the Bow winter. It is-an outbreak of inward ness, like the hives, and every man gets »whole pharmacopoeia can furnish j « o jr, and the only relief is to go ana pur- le wayward fancy ahd_come home lull bum, colic and repentance. _4 to the country, you toilers seeking for iut let it be country indeed, with no ing Of town. Seek your balm from sky leld, from sea and hill, from leaf and tn and bird, and you will get it for tbe Let the sun brown the cheek and of your daughters. Let your boys ’ through the tangle of woods, wild as bipmunk they chase. Get as far as can carry you from the city and its , from tbe crowd and its tiresome ; be a child of nature, a worshiper of ss and sunshine—-there is the sovereign gyouseok, and you will seek it in the rings of fashion in vain.—N. Y. World. An Explanation* V hat are you doing up there?” ^nly hanging up pears that «Hen down.—Fliegende Blaetter. Interesting paragmpn ' ’ , in 'h® notebook of a recently *" operatic manager: “In’ all my .ran experience I never knew a ■onna to be sick or have a cold on ‘i she was to have a henpat “ ■(PERSONAL ANO LITERARY. —Oscar Wilde has 'become editor «of the Lady'i World at London. —Gath's salary from the Cincinnati Enquirer is two hundred dollar* per Week. —The Ve^as. the sacred books of the Bramlnic religion, are believed to be 3,900 years old. that is, to date back a* far as 2.000 B.C. —Miss Minnie E. Folsom, a near relative of Mrs. GroYeq^Clevelaud. has become preceptress of the Brookings Agricultural College in Dakota. —Sarah Marshal, who died recently at Philadelphia, leaves her fortune, which is estimatod^at'from (330,000 to (400,000, for the relief of chronic anil incurable invalid* who can not bo cared for by the general hospitals. — Christian Union. —The Baroness Burdett-Coutts is greatly interested in Irish charities. It is qwing to her generosity that the now flourishing fishing viliage ln Weft Cork, oalled Baltimore, was sit on its feet —Mrs. Henn is sb thorough a sailor and so fond of the Galatea as her home that she has been ashore but four times since April Her diversions are fish ing and training a pet raccoon which she caught in Florida. —Mrs. Ole Bull recently conducted a party of young people through the White Mountains. They traveled en tirely in buebboards, carrying their baggage with them, and had all the fun there was going.— Detroit Free Press. —Dr. Mackenzie, the English sur geon who operated on the German CroWn Prince’s throat, places a royal estimatB_jjpp.n tho va)ue.of_his services. . He charged thirteen thousand dollars for making two trips to Germany and treating his patient in London for a few days. —Charles Painter, who fiied in Ar lington, Md., recently, agod seventy years, was noted as the man who in troduced ice-cream Into Maryland. When a young man he movod with a brother from their native Pennsylvahia to Carroll County, and soon after they made a small quantity of ice-cream, the first seen in this section," and dis ' tributed it among their acquaintances. As the tasto for it spread, the brothers went extensively into the business, un til fluidly their names became house- hold worc^, —That w'hich many writers are will ing to believe is their strength is in truth their weakness. That writer of English is always weak who seeks to express in far-reached and high-sound ing Latluisms thoughts that can be equally well (and therefore better) ex pressed in the simpler Saxon. These are the writers tfho go fishing with the pin hook of intellectual childhood in the pool of the practically obsolete for sonorous words, when the idea they wish to convey were much more easily understood if clothed in simple phrase. —Detroit Free Press. HUMOROUS. — —An exchange says: “Does eti quette demand a vest on a hot day?” if it does, it can have ours.— Norris town Herald. —A sure rule on the gum matter is this: If tho mouth is kept. open, or opens every other chaw it is gum. If kept closed it is caramela —Amy (appearing on the piazza with some lemons)—“Ada, have you got a squeezer?” Ada—"Only Gita, and I can't spare him."— Town Topics. —Wife—“I found a ring on the street to-day. It is engraved ‘F. to M.' 1 wonder what that means?” Husband (who is a speculator)—“Fair to medi- ujp, I supposo."— Chicago Mail —Sometimes the benefit to a girl’s health resulting from a month's vaca tion in the oountry has been wholly qounteracted by one simple experi ment at milking a mild-eyed cow -LA Cincinnati milkman who was arrested for reducing his milk one- third is highly indignant He had been in the habit of putting in half wa ter. but troubled by conscience, he had reduoed the quantity of water as stated. —Detroit Free Press. —Physician (to anxious wife)—“We have held a consultation, madam, about your husband's case;, he is a very sick man. and it might be well to send for a minister, I think.” Anxious Wife— “Will one bo enough, doctor, or would you advise a consultation of ministers?” —L</c- —Omaha Bride—“My dear, I wish yon would bring home one of those boxes of French bon-bons to-night” Husband—“Wha—” "And after tea it will be real pleasant to go out and get some ice cream —” “Great Stars and Stripes! Why, we’re married.”— Omaha World —Electric whistles, very melodious In sound, anil said to be leas exjienslve in manufacture than electric bells, are lining favorably received in Irani». The whistle is made by fitting a small brass tube with suitable apertures so that it opens against the spring of a suitably-formed commuter, or circuit “make-and-broak.”— Arkansaw Trav- Trav eler. . "X, r w * 4 GREAT PAINTERS. SCHOOL AND CHURCH. lUallaMe Works of Art Produce«! Crowd of Arkansaw Llarw by a —The person who hold* apite muM believe in a queer God. —The present membership of the Unive-salist denomination in the Unite !*6tatos is only thirty-aix thou sand iwo hundred and uiuety-seven. —There are in China eight hundred and eighty missionaries, of whom four hundred and fifty-eight are women and four hundred and thirty-one men. —A teacher having asked his class to write np essay on “The Results of Laziness,” a eFl tain bright youth hand ed ' in as his composition a blank sheet of ' paper.— Actualities. —The teaching of cooking has been introduced in Public School 15, New York. After the dishes cooked shall have passed examination they will be sent to the Newsboys’ Home. —A lady has left £50 apiece to six curates of th« Church of England who have four children and whose inqpmes < do not exceed £100 a year. The ex ecutors have been given twelve months to choose the legatees. ‘ —The Board of Education figures up that it will^need for the maintenance of the schools of New York City next year (4,284,262, besides (256,000 ft>r new sites and (895,000 for new build ings or a total sum of (5,385,262. —Consul-General Cardwell, of Cairo, Egypt in a report to the Department of State, cnll* special atteulion to the successful labors of American mission aries in the valley of the Nile. Nearly 6,000 native pupils are in attendance at the schools that have been estab- lished. —There is such a thing m talking away all' sense of feeling, and the talker, amid his expressions of abject Borrow for past sins, is in truth grati fying iiis vanity by making himself the hero of his foul story. The outstand ingly wicked man. whon reclaimed by. God's mercy, ought to walk softly and spoak mildly.— Bishop Fallows. —One of our exchanges Bays that when Mr. Moody was in ^London a number of young men w'erfe commis sioned to follow up the converts to see that they remained true to their pro fessions. They did bo . Two of the ' committee were at the Bible-scJiool and said thoy got tho names of forty-five thousand converts made tn London.— Indianapolis Journal. —A4 a meeting in -Philadelphia of the missionary council of the Protestant Episcopal Chiireh reports showed re ceipt* as follows: Legacies, (29.170.- 42; othorsources, (285,794.96; special*, (69,778.19; enrattnrent fund. (17,696;- 95: total, (402,440,52. a decrease of (17,828.45. The contributing congre gations numbered 2.200, against 2,876 last year.— Public Opinion. —The Roman Catholic Church ha* forty-five IndialTMJhools scattered over the country from Florida to Alaska. Dakota has the lion’» share, »here be ing fourteen in that Territory. New Mexico has eleven, Minnesota seven, Wisconsin five, Alaska two and Col orado, California, Nevada, Oregon, "Kansas and Florida one each. Of these ‘ schools thirty-five supply board and clothing as well as instruction. The aggregate attendance is nearly 4,000. Most of the teachers are German and French. — Indianapolis Journal Several men were sitting in a store at Jameson's Urn-yard talking of the pictures which they had seen in tho “art’’ gallery of a county fair. “Yea looked putty well,” said an old fellow, "but they ain’t what I call ling paintin'. Boys, you know’d Andy Summers?” “Y.s.” “Wall, Andy was a painter. One day he paiuted the .pictur’ of an over coat, an’ it was so nachul that his daddy put it on an' had wore it some time before he Iouud out it was a pictur’." •-Yes,” rejoined a fellow names I Smith. "I have heard of that pictur’. Andy was a putty good cub painter, thar ain't no mistake about that, but when you want to get some right good work done you've got to go to a feller that has l'arned the trnde sho nuff. Now. Miles Stokes was what I call a number one painter. Yob all know’d Miles—lived on the old Astord place the year after the war. One time Miles painted the pictur’ of a Addle, an’ I'll be banged if a fe ler didn't take it to a dance an' play on It all night. Never heard sioh music In my life. Made it'far’ly talk, the feller did. That was one paintin' sho nuff. “That was a mighty fine pictur’," said old Gates. "Miles could have done suthin at paintin’ ef he had kept on tryinV but he peered to lose his grip airter Bob Hadley come around. Had ley was a fine painter. Of course. I ain’t no art"critic, nor nothin' of that sort, and don't pretend to put my judgment up any higher than you can. reach, but somehow he always struck' un: as bein’-a.paw'ful nachul painter. One night thar wits a possul of u over at old Simmons’ house an we got atter Bob to paint us a pictur'. He said he didn’t feel like paintin’ an’ kep’ on snakin’ excuses till old Simmons went out and fetohed in a bucket of paint an' a bresh an’ told Bob that he jest must paint some sort of pictur’, whuthcr or no. . Wall, Bob he tuck up the bresh pn’ begun ter slash it aroun' till the fust thing we know’d ho had tlun painted the pictur’ of a Jug. It wuz jest as nachul as any Jug I ever seod; an’ when I tuck it up and sorter shuck it I hearn suthin’ slosh. I turned it tip, I did, an' hanged ef thar wan’t whisky ¡a Ito” — “Sho nuffwhisky?” “Tell you hby *ho’ 'nuff it was. We let in to drinkin’ it, an’ it wa'n’t long till we woe all drunk.” “It’* ywré’fímc¡ rrów, TTñcIe’'Bu'ckT'r cried a young follow, slapping an old man on tho back. “I ain’t no han' to exaggerate, boyij,” Uncle Buck replied. “To mo thar ain't no fun in a impossible lie.” “Thon what you air goin’ to tell us is the truth, eh?” “Yes, an' TU bet my boss agin yourn.” “Well, wait till I’ve heard yonr story." “AU right,” Unole Buck continued, “I was in Bill Rickey’s »tore some time ago. Bill, yefu know, while he don't make no pretense, is consider able of an artist Wall, jest to amuse moor himself, he painted a nigger, an’ the nigger went out-doors, chopped some wood, brought it into the house an’ made as gpod a fire as you ever rieaal to the North. saw.” Tho superstition that human beings “Uncle Bnck, I’ll take the bet" “All right Yander’s John Higgins should sleep with their boads to the North is bolieved by thoFrench to have outyander. Call him in.” Whon Higgins came in Uncle Buck for its foundation a soiontifie fact. asked: “ Higgins, wa’n’t you at Rick They affirm that each human system is in itself an electric battery. the head ey’s store one day last week? ” \ ’ being one of the electrodes, tho feet “Yes." tho othor. Tboir proof was discovered • “ Seed me thar? ’’ f-om experiments which the Academy “Yes.” . of Soionces was allowed to make on “Anybody else thar?” ' the body of a man who was guillotined. “Yes. a nigger.” This was taken tho Instant it fill and “ What did Rickey do to him?" .placed Upon a pivot free to move as It “Snatched up a bresh and painted, knight Tho head part, after a little him, jest fur fun. ” vacillation, turned to tho north and “What did the nigger do shortly the body then remained stationary. airterwards?” It wag turned half way round by one “Chopped some wood an’ made a of the protestors, and again the hood fire.” end of the trunk moved slowly to the “Gabe," »aid Uncle Buck, cardinal point due North, the snmo fetch that horse round here.” results being repeated until tho final “ Oh, no, you said ha painted the arrostatioh of organio movement.— pictur of a nigger.” Science. * “No, I didn’t; did I boys?” “No, said he painted a nigger," —At a recent seanoo m Rochester, some one replied, and the boys agreed N. Y., by a medium from Brooklyn, that those were his exact words. several written communications, pur “That’s the only boss I've got. Un porting to come from the spirit world, cle Buck.” were handed out from the cabinet. “Kain’t he’p it; fetch him." Six of the notes in which the cbirogra- Gabe brought the horse around and pt/V seemed to be the most dissimilar Uncle Buck led him away.— Arkansaw were submitted to experts in the mat Traveler. ter of handwriting. Both of the ex ---- <1 • — —me lowa State University has re perts agreed that not more than two cently acquired a fine specimen of the persons wrote the notes, and one extinct musk ox of North America. of them was inclined to think that all A The bones, which are remarkably well were written by tho same hand. preserved, were unearthed near the l>encil-drnwing, purporting to be a por Missouri.river at Couuifl Bhiffh ia the trait of J-an Ingelow, represented her formation known to geologists as the 'Mfatnan. loess. This creature, like the modern —mr». Dr. Ki'nSTaii American lady. Is musk ox. is supposed to hare been physician to the Queen of Corea. She clothed with a long fleece, and the dis has apartments in the royal palaco-at covery of the remains at Council Bluffs Seoul, and receives a yearly salary indicates that a low temperature must which is equal to eighteen thousand have prevailed in that region duringthS dollars. She is expected to visit the period when the loess wks accumulat Queen daily and remains in call when ing. so that Arctic animals have found her Majesty is indisposed. the climate comfortable there- PERSONAL AND LITERARY. * —Senator Blackburn, of Keetuoky, Is said to have the moat musical voice in CougreaA —It is said that Henry M. Stanley has been offered (60,000 for a book de scribing his latest travel* when he reach*« home.—Conyreputiomslug. —William Hostetter, of Hendricks County. Ind., is a descendent of General Warren, the hero of Bunker Hill, and has in hi* possession the mili tary coat worn by Geuend Warren when he fell pierced by a British bullet. The garmont is in a fair state of pres ervation, but has lost all it* buttons sure one. —The wife of the King of Holland hoe a bail trick of winking her eyes. The oourtiers do not know whioh way to look when the pretty Queen wink* at them, and some very sad blunder* fre quently occur, owing to this physical defect. A young attache of the Belgian Minister who returned the Queen’s wink found himself ¿•returned with thanks" to his native l(nd,by th* next mail, and ainoe then none of the Hol landers has dared to sauce back. —Ex-Comptroller John J. Knox has received from a friend an interesting relic In th* shape of a protested note Of Robert Morris, the financial backer of tip^Upion in it* war for independence, pjrabil to the protested note is the ariginal note for (5,000. The signa ture is in a bold hand. The date is 1795. It is well known that Mr. Mor sis, after raising (1,400,000 on his credit for the Revolutionary army, and doclining tho Treasury portfolio in favor of Robort Hamilton, met with reverses and died a poor man. ,-John Radcliffe, the well-known English flutist, was recently visiting a country town, where ho met a quaint old woman who was gazing intently at a cheap print representing the Virgin, with St. Elizabeth on the one hand and St. Joseph on the other, anil the in scription “Ave Mama” underneath. “Of course, you understand that?”" asked. Radcliffe, seeing the old lady appeared puzzled. “O, yes,” -was the reply, "I know all about that. The man ¡is axing the 'ooman in the middle will he ’ave her, and she i^ieaying a* how, bein’ married 'orsidt, she can’t, but won't he ’ave Maria.” " —The London Athenwum says: It miuit be. jet. down, to tho credit of . Americans, when English authors in veigh against thoir oopyright arrange ments, that it has before now hap pened that a future great author has received encouragement _ from the. Other side of the Atlantio at a time when he was seeking it here in vain. The Americans were very early in recognizing the genius of Thackeray, and they showed their appreciation of his work by publishing collected editions of his miscellanies before any- 'xaly in this conntry had considered -td! a collection worth making. 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