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About The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 9, 1887)
SATIRICAL REPARTEE. STARINO AT CLEVELAND. r»M ThlBg of Whlch the Never Seem M Tire. i L ? - ■ • jfc, ? T-'* * AGRICULTURAL. OREGpN NEWS. COAST CULLINGS.) a----------------- Devoted Principally to Washing Territory and California. rt the Preei- ¿ PrÌBCÌBd Ertili Ji« It is a curious fact that r. . ’ As iron sbiiri>eueth iro;it *> a sharp ilent’C carriage, even in Washington. Theodore Finges was killed by a il rltoriT iw »1*1-1 1*11*. AUnrlmg Piblic literal tongue irritatoth the wit's friends. where it is seen almost every day, and Prineville’s new school house is be road train at RedWpod city, Cal. i •f- An exchange ¿ay»: At the risk of Though many laugh at other people's has been for so long a common sight, ing built. Walia Walla lias sued the O. M dealing with a subject which baa often is still an object of curiosity. Let it expense, no one willingly serves as a .The Bank of London has failed. Philomath is getting ready for a N. Co. for $200, alleged taxes due. 1 OUR PEAR LITTLE GIRC— been treated upon, it is proposed to butt. Wo light shy of a man or woman drive down the avenue and every bead Locusts are devastating Central again call attention to the profit to be grand camp meeting. So touch to lose—so much to nites. Thomas Patton was run over J *. Let it stand in front of ■17',/ ’ repartee, _ y ‘ ______ ready in for the moat courte- •» turned. So much to grieve tor day by day; > America. . , „ - derived :rom Joseph, Wallow» county, is to or killed by a logging team' at Ply mo J from email small iroiu.. farm». Volumes ous retort is seldopt free from satire. some swell establishment on the ave The sllwpas arms, the good-oigut ktes. The Emperor of Germany 1» -fjave lieeu written upon the superior ganize a militia company. Cal. ] The toys to put away. - • . ’ Even In vindicating himself, the wit nue and a crowd gathers immediately. JK>rted.fsriaiuily ill again. . ad vantagestobe gaineff from7 ,*»’ little Frank Maggi, a twenty-slx-yearJ A stage line is to be run between the cunu-x . ium I. seldom refrains from censuring others. Let it whirl around __ ___________ The toasts ot.hor merry toih. Prospectors for coal in Alaska re- [arm weli tilled,” but somehow or Ashland and Linkville very soon. Swiss, was drowned while bathing! An aqcknt sage, who livvst wtmFn-“dt'aw ftp Tirfront of the church where That greeted us trom morn Jill event U ‘other,the effect doea not seem to be A movement is on"Ioot to close the Cisco, Cal. ------ it port their search fruitleae. ’ was common to erect statues to obscure 1 the President ‘ attends regularly, > •- and ' >• i The aalmon catch in Alaska ,haa either lastitig or widespread. What ia. saloons m The Dalles at midnight Ths golden streets ot Heaven. C. A. Wood, of Hollister, Cal., (J persons, being condoled with that -no finds a crowd there waiting to get a been unusually large thia season. said is largely looked upon as being The precious light trom violet eyes, such hynor had been conferred upon look at the President and hU wife. I«t The wheat erbp of Crook county will a dote of chloroform for insomnia J The sunny, silken curls to brush; One man was killed and ten people rather theoretical than - him,, replied with Wit, btrt alro with the’in take to thr rnad and plunge into qot supply the home demand for flour died from it. The pager Itetonlng tor her erica. - ■ ■ - - -the the craze for securing large larms still The forty-sixth lodge of Odd Fello] satire: “I prefer to hear it asked why the labyrinth of roads, and woods, and’ injured by a railroad accident near Ths baby grioTs to huah. 7,' . i goes on. No sooi er does a man get this year. I have no statue, rather th .n why 1 hills antf-vatlcys that surround Wash WartffñglóBTD. <7. depot. The town of John Day has a curi in Washington Tefritory has been! The dainty garments, wrought with care. ?o7.Xn^eUr.)w.““ -x ington, and yet they find themselves Th rough weary hours— tor love’a'sneet sake- had ope.” • | osity in the shape of a young cat with stituted at Elma. Are laid aside tor one more fair i ... ? still the object of constant interest. So Bullnver,S^C tol^ndon Miy2uth, h(j mor lendw in vbe effort ¿o The satire is someth.:*« deserved. A eight lege. A man supposed to be Jerry d J Than mother s bands can make. , long as they are in sight of any body U given aa lost with all on board. moj ,/ Und tbft „ he ean have French maid of honor, at tiiv court of A Chinaman mining on Sterling coll liad his bead cut off by the can] How could we boar this heavy crosa, Irouis XIII., asked a certain Marshal they »rd the subject of attention. “AL The Queen of England has granted apy ,,ractica] u8e for. This evil is seen creek, Jackson county, was caved on Los Angeles, Cal. Tho loneliness, the cruel pain. Iteri," a big, black, honest, well-fed a full pardon ef all deserters from the to marry her. ¡n those parts of this coast and killed. 1 Did wo noi knew car earthly loss The Arizona train robbers have be] or haa been any con- “You are the silliest man at court, M driver who sita on the box and has sat British army if they report before the, w|£re (her(j la her eternal galnt Two corrals were wiped out and traced to a cave where it is belied there ever since Grant ’ s arrival at the she said on his refusal. 17th of .October. , siderable quantity of Government land Though with torn hearts we linger still . considerable stodk killed by a water* thejr stored their plunder. | “Excuse me,” was tho witty but bit White House, eighteen years ago, is A recent storm on the Han ami Open for entry. Cases may frequently spout near Arlington. Beside our darling's empty cot. ‘ Mayor Pond of San Francisco h| Thank Co<!. our love has mteaed the llj ter reply, “I think I have just proved known to every body. The seal browns Yang tze-Kiang rivers, China, tore the be met where men have taken land That tails to woman's lot. It is estimated, says a Grant’s Pass refused to allow Paddy Ryan aTId JOM are not much less noted and recogniied. shipping loi»e, sunk niany vessels and un(jer the r>re-emptj#n, homestead and ‘ the contrary." Xo Ihorny paths tor her to tread A celebrated French, artist, in the So the average observer recogttizes the junks. Many hundred lives Rere , timber cu.ture laws, and are then seen paper, that it will require 300 hands Burke to fight in that city. Throughout the Coming, changeful years; At a public meeting at Ferndai days of Louis XIIL, dsliked painting turnout even before he sees the Presi lost. . ; hunting' around for a mile or two of to harvest the hop crop in that vicinity.. Xo MlUineaa ot Ute to dread— Neil Grigsby, of Fish Lake, Jackson California, it was decided to exclud the portfaits of the ladles at the court. dent and his wife. But this fact does Richard Stewart, brother of Solon desert land which they can enter. No bitter, blinding tears. If he represented them as tfiey were, not lessen his chances of se’eing them. Stewart, U. 8. District Attorney for There are any number of farmers who county, suicided with a shotgun be Chinese from the salmon canneries. I No long ng lol the ynatlalned. they accused him of not producing a On the contrary, be merely takes th<- Texas, is confined in a dungeon at, think thaftt is impossible for them to cause his girl had jilted li m for another Mike Hurley, a miner, Was foud No wmm affoolloua blighted, chilled; No spotless name dishonored, stained; good likeness; and if he flattered them, appearance of APsert anil the seal Ojeuinta, Mexico, where he baa been make a bare living on anything less fellow. dead in the Consolidated Californ No sweet hopes unfulfilled. The Idaho annual conference of the and’Virginia mine at Virginia, Nev? then the critics asserted the absence of browns as a notice to brace up and for four months on a- trumped-up than 100 acres, and the idea has beefl a resemblance. A countess, whose and prepare to take a good look at1 the charge. Mexicans are after his prop- encouraged by tliOffe who ought to M- E. Church will convene in Baker No woman's piercing crown of thorns The Tacoma Newt says: B riel _ a — " lrSinw for Will ever press our baby's browt know better. city, Oregon, from September 21st to; layers, carpenters and mechanics a handsome features were disfigured by President and. his* wife »» they come erty. No starless nights, no sunless morns. It is a fact susceptible o( the most- the 25tli. tho application of rouge, persuaded the along. Formerly ’ it. was a souri-c ut no The acting Lind Commissioner has in great demand, in this city at got Can ever greet her now. artist, much against hjs will, to paint -mail auuoyanee to tbein to be stared taken the necessary steps to carry out convincing proof that twenty acres of It is thought that theMJswego iron . . ■ 1 For ere the touch of sin eonld blight. land, almost anywhere on.the Pacific mines will soon be Btarted up, which wages. her portrait Secretary Lamar ’ , recent order direct at, for “ stared" is thé word in every A man at Palouse city, W. T., sheartH Or sorrow's shadow cloud her way. • Slope, properly handled, will supporta “ Monsieur," said she, petulentlyi ease, but they, have become ae- ing the restoration to settlement and Ood klncly took her from earth's night will give employment to several huh- his geese not long ago, supposing tluB To Hea. jn s eternal day. • after two or three iittnigs,'“your colprs custoihed to it, an<J 1,0 longer entry of UDirpproved indemnity selec family in - comfort aud. even enm- dred Then. wan the proper way to remove, tw -i. A. Paul, lu It. Y. Ledger. petence. But the secret of the matter are not brilliant enough for my com permit j it to worey them. The tions of the California & Oregon Kail Someone set fire to Miller’s thresh feathers. . ■ lies in those two words ? properly plexion. Where did you buy. them?” persistency with , which this star road Company. The order will aflect Joaquin Miller is to open the MB FACTS ABOUT NAMES. ing -machine on Bagau'8 fa'l'lit, Frflll!» handled. ” ’ ’ • ‘ Z ' “Madame," answered the artist, “1 ing process is indulged in by eTcry about 750,000 acres. chaniCs Fair in San Francisco with ■■ njr Way» in Which rntronyqsic« -This paper lias before Ibis cited a Prairie, Maripn county, and entirely original poem, “ The Glorious VictoB think they came from the same slfop hotly, ,irrespective of rank, color or A Winnipeg special says letters from . number of instaucea in support of the destroyed it. ;__ _ , Ara €oloed and Tra dr formed. previous condition of good breeding, is Fraser and Stewart, dated Fort'.Chip- ■ Anglo-Saxoiis appear to have - first where you buy your own.” In the ntigliborliood of The Dalles of Peace.” 'h'-i’l lruH> this assertion, and in further A would-be wit of Paris, with more something wonderful. Oil t)ie road pewyan, July 5, state they rea< 1—1 The Sacramento Evening Star, tlB given surname» indicating some moral are thirty-three acres of hjips to be ance of lhe idea that one case of actual ar mental attributes, as, for instance; assurance than brains, offered t<r intro every head is turned and every neck that point after many hardships, forest demonstration is -worth any quantity picked, gnd the owners «^ant wmte only Democratic paper published iB r'F Sacramento county, h is suspend«! Wise, Good, Swift, Jolly, Merry, Meek, duce a young nobleman of the provinces craned when the President's team fires being numerous and destructive. of theoriziug, a number of illustrations people to pick them. ? ^b^ bcSn cXteL comes in sight. A^it passes, the occu The »^n at Fort ' B Gay, Goodman, Makepeace, etc. Then to a lady of'high rankv Frank Jordan, a cattle man in Har publication.. “Allow me, madame," sail! he. “to pants ot the carriage are tat gets for laet winter was terrible, -Nnd several i . s.doon-keejlbr in DA venport, « we have nnmps indicating real ot The Tulare Timet gives a number bf ney valley, has been given ten days to T , A named R. E. Howell, was given tel cases of cannibalism are reported. fancied resemblance to some animal, present to you the Marquis de Tierce- every pair of eyes. ‘After it passes instances of this sort in that section of leave Grant county under penalty of days to leave the-t.wn for slanderinl such as Bear. Lion, Wolf, Hogg, Hurl ville, who is not such a fool as he heads ate tulnied and necks are twisted One-old woman at Little Red river ad-_ 'California. Names and places of resi death. lie is accused of stealing ladit . He left. W ; lo-a 4fln”òr of dislocation for the priv mils lraving killed and eaten her whole dence are given with circumstantiality, stock. gnd Hare.; From physical character- looks.” ‘ *. family. Starvation and cannib.diatn “ Madame, ” replied the Marquis Patrick Dugan, of San Francisctl ilege of seeing Mrs. Cleveland ’ s back that there may be no chance for dis iuticror peculiarities must have origin Grad -rs are still at work on the O. 4 are also 1 eported from the McKepzie puting the truth of the statements, but W. T. railroad between Vansycle and whose renters did not come to timl ated such names as Long, Short, Black, “that is precisely the difference.. I m - hair or the President’s white flaring river. . -> f _tween my friend and me. ” and W. A. Harding, who lost on thl collar which threatens his ears from these are not necessary here. For in Brown, White, Whitehead, Cruikshunk. A countryman, Vai king througji a behind. 'The Président not Toyig ago, A letter has been received at Ute' stance, one farmer with three and a Pendleton, aud have not been with- San JoSe races, killed themselves. j Strong, Armstrong, Longfellow and ’ drawn to work on the Centerville acres bT raisin grapes last year A recent census of Indians on thl Greathead. A nickname kept in a city street in which there were many in riding out ^-1 th a frletid. called at Navy Department, at Washington, I branch, as reported. Resides this this he he had had Puyaljup reservation showed tlieiiB ^family for a generation or two bi-comiai brokers' offices, was surprised at the tention todhtfas one of the emb.-irrass- from a California gentleman asking to realized -$2,090. Besides Wm. Todd, a saloon-keeper of Mit- number be òhe of 175,000 Americans to cop aQ orchard which paid him nearly as to be 620. They have' 45(1 a patronymic. Hence such names as absence of mercbandiite in the windows. inj-ntsof the position. , chell, Crook county, shot and killed J. tribute $7 a-piece to secure the sdm “ Monsieur, wliat do ^rou, sell? ” he “Every laxly does it,”’be said; .“no,, much more. A neighbor has five anti head of horses and 500 head of cattlel Hopper, Jumper, Springer, Daddy's- ) M. Brackett, a hotelkeeper of the same necessary to -repair and preserve the asked, stepping into an office. matter who it’ls. it is -prit the same. ■ h half acres of raisin grapes which The olJest man in Washington Tell man. Poor and Rich. “Asses' heads/T”answered the broker, You caifkee them fixing for it »s they old flagship Hartford. The writet says yielded 170Q boxes of raisins, worth L place. Report says that ttie quarrel ritory is Wiskium McDonald. II« The Me anil O of the Irish- and tlic , was the result of a game of cards, $20,000 can be raised in California easily $2,500. Another has eight acres còme along the ró$d. The moment Mac ot the Scotch indicate descent snappiiihly. on Larimie prarie, Thurston A ditch will soon be built from lives “Monsieur must lie doing a large th«y see the driver and team they begin alone for this purpose, and he believes of four-year old apricots and peaohes i county, and ¡8 said to be 140 years old! There is another way in which the other sections of the country would be t Rogue river, running through Sam’s traile," rejoined the peasant, laughing which yield an income now of $100 an to settle themselves to a good look as game thing is allown: Adam's »on be The. Washington and Idaho Fair A m equally generous and that the entire acre, and in two years will more than i valley, and will irrigate about 100,000 comes Adamson, David's son David heartily, “for I see that he lias but oift- they pass by.” amount could, if some suitable person double this. A resident of the town , acres of land that is now of com para- sociation offer about $8000 as pro! lefL ” The President does not begrudge the son; Thompson, Wilson, Williamson, Slovens should bo mgde to feet that people this privilege. No matter how were delegated to receive it, be easily of Visalia, wlio is a working carpenter, tively little value, because of the gen- miums to be distributed among tha Donaldson, Anderson aud many other lucky ones at their first annual exhibil t -* l.as an apalry as a sort of pleasure re . era! lack of writer. neither their position nor their brains auuoyingit may.be jo him, he recog subscribed within thirty days. names* are sfaittartv derfved.' Loe’ali- J Two terrible accidents occurred at sort, and 1 ist year produced some 4000 • A 15-year-oId ^pn^pf M. W. Baldwin, tiou. justify their dhtagreottblo eccentricity nizes the interest the average, man or ties or plaeos of residence usually gave There is at present a force of 171 Mahoney, the Irish wit. known as “Fa- woman has in seeing a live President. Enfield, 11^, at a reunion of the pounds of honey, which he sold at 12 J I of Portlapd, was struck iu the leg by a rise to such names as Hill, Dale, Woqd, Jjjier Prout,” once ciilleil o I n literary So he quietly submits t-> !>• stared at- Eighty-seventh Illinois Veterans. Dur • cents a pound, thus-securing a very ’ base ball and the injury made him in- persons employed at the San Fran-I Green, Greenwood, Heath, Rivers, sham ---------------------- battle a cannon — was pre- Acceptable addition to his inesme. A sane. He died from the effects of the eisco Mint, including thirty-foun ----------- laily, whom he found conversing with and t<> haveTils' hand’ shaken by thou ing the women. ThemonthlypayrollamountJ Waters and Parks. Such muucs as a gentleman whose maniiors-indicated sands and thousands of jieople whom maturely discharged, blowingoff Ja-.i( resident>-of Umore has'three and a i blow. _ Who threw the ball, or how the Welsh, Freucli.' lri'h, Ireland, En his familiarity with good society, but ; Crodket’s right arm. An instint later,'. , half ____ .Tiri. ---------- - ■ last ' ■ accident occurred, , do one seems td . to-$15,000.77^ inetihl later, acres Of raisin grapes which glish nnd Scott may, jierhaps be traced whose apparel betrayed his slovenliness ho never heard of and will never hear a few rods distant,- another cannon I year netted $1000. A farmer in the know. Capt. Andrew Frieze of the tow boat] of again. ’ J back to tho nationality of some remote was ’ discharged prematurely, and sanie section who has a little piece of A Portland fruit man found a fine Katie was shot in three places io Chau "IZi^jjbu not not te his wélLlired -There are plenty <>/ horses in the ancestor. .. i stretched five bleeding victims on the land has_a.net income of $800 a ypar healthy tarantula in a bunch of ba Gearho’s saloon, on the city front, by Some of The Pennsylvania Dutch ease’TWTV;<nrt ty Inno?" asked ìlie lady President’s stables, but the “seal I ground. Gabe Sullinger liad both ; from liis poultry yard alone. In the? nanas yesterday. It was captured and Gearho, sftfr a quarrel, aud he died of Mahoney, after the gentleman had browhs" are the favorites. About nine arms blown off and will probably die. ; vieinityof Visalia is another farmer who placed in a glais jar, when about a , ehortly after. ,' i names whieh have been partly trans left the room. times out-of ten that he is out, it is be Tne others injured were Robert John-1 ■ has just two acres of strawberries formed into English are queer enough. thousand youpg tarantulas put in an The Pacific whaling fleet, seventeen “Yes," growled the cynical wit; hind them! ATbert, the black, honest* In Armstrong County, I’a., there are “yoitr friend can well afford to put faced fellow, whocame here with (îranh son, Irwin Reader, William Daniels from which he netted"this year $1200. appearance from a sack carried by the [ vessels’ of which , hive returned; to • several Tninilios by the name ot some polish in Ills manner, fol- he keeps and has driven for every President and Emanuel Berry.-They are fear Still another fanner devotes his entire old one. S in Francisco, report a catch of fifty Schreckongcist, which 'signifies in none for bis boots.”- Youlk' »Companion. since that time, always drives. The fully lacerated and. burned, but will ranch to the production!of Irish pota Granville Clark, an eld miner in the seven whales’. Other vessels are yet to survive. toes. He .raises two/crops a year, German a ghost op specter of terrible Granite creek district, was recently arrive. The Beal and walrus catch was ------ 1—s President lias a variety of carriages'— At Higgins lake,’Roscommoncounty, averaging sixty sacks tolhe acre, or a also profitable. appearance. Olio would think the RECKLESS BETTING. a Victoria, a coupe and a landau, Micbican, Mr». Chas. H. Petit and her total of J20 sacks every year. The buried up to his ears in a standing po namo could bo mado ‘no worse, but sition by a sudden caving in of the Ax-Koslyn, W; T., a fire broke out in thmietintôs the Victoria is used, for that K m JI Which F ( -e<|uently. Mari« the En little daughter, aged three years, were average price for these if $1 a sack, Bdmc of the people have succeeded in An gagement of Amnteur R hupm . is reillfy the most popular carriage on boating, when the little bne, while ca though in seasons like the present they walls of themine. He was rescued by the coal company’s blacksmith shop 'transforming it Into Shriek!nggliost. J., H. Robbins, who chanced to be and consumed it wjtli all the tools. A But can betting on tilt! university the road now, but generally the landau, Milliren, Mo'-ningstnr, Redlieffer and races be stopped? That is not to be with the top clown. The President,, pering about, fell into the water. The •»re selling fur $1 75. The net receipts passing. storehouse adjoining was also burned.) thus aggregating a large sum. A nur mother in her anxiety and fright then The California road is dlCscil within The shop being under the incline llamdollar are other German names expected; but it can lie enormously who wears a black Prince Albert coat upset the boat, and as they were alone seryman at Visalia has potatoes and eight miles of each end, but cannot be about 150 feet of incline was burned. which have been partly translated. diminished, nnd that by ¿io one el s and a white hat, leans well back in the the chances were excellent for a watermelons planted between his rows completed Until the tunnels are through The names which were derived from than by the crews themselves, If they carriage’ with the air of a tired man Two Chinese miners .were blown into double funeral, had not their horse, an of tree», lie raises from fifty to sixty occupations are probably more numer will dispense with all disguises anc seeking rest Mrs. Cleveland, who sit* intelligent French pony, which liad sacks of potatoes to the acre, which sell which will be about the middle of No atoms by the premature explosion of ous than any other class. All know subterfuges, and let themselves la- beside him, usually wears a pretty gray been turned loose to graze on the for 75 cents to $1 75 a sack. Hinwater- vember. The Southern Pacific intends powder in the Star quicksilver mine, liow wldesprsatl the Smith family is. known for just what they are, neither road suit and carries a black and white shore of the lake, come to their rescue. meljn patch produces as high as $300 to have a last-spike jubilee in South near ./Etna Springs, Cal. The China ern Oregon. In the sumo catagorv belong the more nor less, then, betting will lose striped parasoh She sits more erect Alarmed by the screams of the mother, to the acre. men were alone in the 600 foot level, Mrs. John Rogers, the aged wife of preparing the blast, and it is supposed Clarks (clocks originally), Cdoks, nine-tenths of Its in>|aitus. Nor will lhan the President, and notes every and by the commotion which the two a well-to-do citizen of Albany, win run Coopers, Bwkcrs, Barbers, Taylors, the pleasurable elements of legitimate thing that goes on almut herwil through carelessness they either ignited Professor Liebe adduces reliable data her with much made in the water, the animal swam Shoemakers, Tanners, Farmers and uncertainty as to the result over be ab interest. — Washington Letter. 9 out to them, and when they had taken in answer to the question,whether liv over by aJhotel hack and almost in the powder with their candles or stantly kitted.. The deceased was 72 others. The months or days in which sent; for, however apparent it may soem k a secure hold of its mane struggled ing worms are to be found in hens’ year? old and was very deaf, and did stepped on and exploded the cap. peoplo wore Lorn originated such that one of the crews is superior to the Social Posers Answered. back to shore, á tired but hgjjgfe.pony. eggs. A short lime previously his While E. ^¿^Vinson was out hunt- nanios as May, June; January, March, other, tbore are) a dozen possibilities The animal is inclined to be balky, sister had found.a rCund, thread-like not hear the hack until she was under ing'horses on the range near Peola, I. Rodolphus (Hackensack) says: (1) the wheels and horses. Friday and Monday. T., he ran across a big black bear that this anticipation may be defeated “Will yoii suggest an easy and graceful and he never would pull anything but worm, the length of a little finger, "in The Inns of old England are prob when the race actually conies to be The Harney valley Ttem is informed which seemed to be traveHK'g, says the «modoof acknowledging an introduction a light load, but now he is a prime fa the white of an egg. It moved itself ably responsible for many names. For rowed. One mini may oyortraim an vorite. * in a very lively manner. 8he at ohce that quite a number of Indian's from Asotiff Sentinel. Mr; Vinson being on to a young’lady. Something not con instance; John of the Rose became other may-catch aV'rab; the stroke may An acciderit occurred to the east took the wliite'of the egg toa druggist, different parts of the State have gath horseback and without any firearms, ventional yr formal? (2) How much John Rose; Thomas ot the Bell, Tom turn.out more effective than it looked, bound Union Pacific express at Sand who put the worm in alcohol. Prof. ered at Stein's mountain for the pur concluded to drive Mr. Bear to where ought I to pay for supper for myself Boll; Richard of the Hawk, Richard or the crew that had never done itaci) creek bridge, ten miles east of Denver, Mobius of Kill decided that the speci pose of hunting, and the settlers have lie could get a gun, which he did, and uni lady friend after the theater? (3)~ Hawk; Henry ot the ^'greathonso ” justice in practice may awaken undei resulting in the death of Engineer men was an example of the thread decided to force tliem to leave, as they drove the bear about three miles. Would you advise me to marry on eight bec»nie Henry Greathouse, and so on. the spur of actual competitiorf, and Masterson, and the serious wounding worm of fowls—often found in the are wasting a great deal of game. While passing a house the bear went until there Is scarcely a bird, Animal, surprise its friends and strike aghast its toilers a week?" (1) “Ah, there!" of two or three tram men.. The Union small intestine of the domestic hen. into the hogpep to rest, and the lady (2) The girl will settle that for you. W. W. Baker A. Sons, of the Hural Pacific and the Burlington bridges Only a few instances of the existence or other di-vice that ever figured on a enemies. No race is ever won until it of the house came out with an ax and Any suggestions on our part would be cross Sand creek almost parallel and of the same in the white of Jlie egg Spirit, haa purchased the Willamette sign-board that is not perpetuated as a has been rowed. And even. If. tip; butcherknife to slay the bear, but Mr. sii|ierl!uons. (3) * No, Rodolphus. we Farmer of Salem, published by Sam have been recorded. family name. V. told her that it was dangerous to go prophets prove corrocL defeat will be would not, but you’ll do it—mark our within a few feet of each, other, and Clark, the veteran editor, and the two near him so she returned to the house. when the engineer of the Union Pa Tho poverty of invention of the pio no worse, nor victory any less sweet, il our words, you'll do it; wo see it in ev cific train was within a few feet of the Cut worms often cutoff dahlias, papers will be consolidated and pub After the bear had rested he started on neer community in America in the it bits been expected beforehand. It is ery line of tour beautifully written let bridge, lie was horrified to see that a Lima liearis, cabbage», cauliflower», lished in Portland. Mr. Clark will de again, only going about half a mile matter of names for towns results in a rare privilege, too—tho opportunity ter. You’ll do ft; and oh. Rodolphus, flood in the early part of the ‘evening etc. sThe beat remedy is to wrap a vote his time to his orchard and vine further when Mr. Vinson was reinforced bestowing some absurd appellations to do one’s utmost for no other reward, yard. —. ■ with fir -arms anl shot and killed, the on backwoods hamlets. Who can than tlie parsley crown. It is a privi how sorry-you’ll be for it! Thé day had washed away the middte section. strip of writing paper, about one inch will come when you'll wish you had The fireman jumped into the stream, wide, about each plant, pressing it The little girl of Otto Parsons, living bear, which weighed about 300 name a county, either cast or west, lege which oortioa seldom in after life followed qur advic«r%ut Just now you where he stuck and was taken out down tight to the ground. This will on Gales creek, Washington county, pounds. which has not some village styled Paris, ss these young gentlemen will discovei was (roisoned by drinking concentrated Oxford, Jerusalem, London, Berlin, or in due time. —Julian Hawthorn, in don’t feel that way. We are sorry for half an hour later in an unconscious take almost no time and is entirely ef lye. The lye waB left on a table, you, Rodolphus, real sorry, and that's condition and may die. Engineer fective. Nothing can be more provok something els<equally absurd? Century. about all we can say.— Tut-Udi. Masterson grabbed the lever and re ing than the work of these destructive which the child reached by means of n There are, ptwhnps, as many queer —A young woman of Denver was versed the engine just as it plunged creatures. They are specially fond of chair, and drinking the same, lingered names among tho English aa among Deserves to be Sick. into the waler with the baggage car on stock gilliflowers. But use the papers only a few hours when death followed. married not long ago to a soldier sts-- • nny people on earth. Dickons’ stories The child was about eighteen months tinned at Fort Union, N. M. After the Doctor—Have you taken your pills top. His body was arushi d into the and have no trouble. abound Ln thein^yet very few of his marriage he returrfed to bis post and old. sand beneath the engine, which was regularly ? bamet were manufactured. Such It is evidently the intention of she resumed her duties as a domestic Give to the cows none but the best Patient - Every two hours as directed. also completely submerged in the names aa Slaughter, Startup, Goto- sand. Baggageman Breedlove was and purest food. With no other stock Douglas county officers to enforce the in a Denver family. A few nights ago Doctor —Did you eat nothing except bed, Deadman, Churchyard, Dogberry badly injure«) by falling trunks * An is this so essential, for the reason that law relating to the unlawful killing of she, while sitting in the kitchen, was what I told you? and Fudge are found In English dlfoct- old German woman living near heard it has been fully demonstrated by com deer: According to the Review a man startled by several distinct raps upon Patient—Nothing. oriea. named Connor was arrested for violat the cries of the frightened people, the window« Looking up she saw the Doctor (enthusiastically shaking his rushed out with a lantern and stopped petent authorities that .the milk is a ing, the law and was bound over in the The Romans had double, triple or face of her husband peering at her. very prolific source oL transmitting sum of $500 to await the action of the Ta an affection of the Liver, and can •ven quadruple names, as, for example. Running to the door, opening it, and patient's hand)—My dear sir. you are the approaching express on the _Bur-_ disease germs from impure food. Coins Julius Osar, Tarqulnlus Superb- calling, she found no ons on the out a model patient Ton deserve to be lington road within a few feet of the grand jury. Not being able to give be thoroughly cured by that »rand* sick, you do. — Terns Ssjling s. , Regulator of the Liver and us, and Qnlntua Fabius Maximus. Fre side; and then shefainteii. Tho sequel bridge, probably saving othey lives, as The delicate fine flavor of the onion bonds he was sent to jail. Biliary Organa, the bridge of this road was in a dan is «.id to be the best when it is first quently an honorary name was added is that she haa received a telegram Coos Bay Netct: Mrr . Anderson, —Only a couple of copper cents and gerous condition. A young fellow by pulled and while it still has a green white fishing near Rocky Point, was SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR to commemorate some warlike achieve stating that her husband hod died at ment; Fabius wna' called Cunctator, Unlou just about the hour when she .1 few pieces of brick were found in the the name of Beamier, whowasstealing r.eck. When fully ripened it loses this annoyed by an unusually iarge “some MANUFACTURK) IT ■ a ride on the front end of the baggage < fine flavor. and Scipio Atrlcanua. J. H. XEILDI ft 00., PhibMiMa, Pi. thing,” as he termed it, which made saw his face at the window.— Chicago rtomach of an' ostrich recently die- car at the time of tbs-accident, wa» i sected at the Philadelphia Zoo. The Boms times the very queerest of names Herald. rd Jw V Mi5,ie4 for ye*« A good deal of time and labor are two or three attacks on his boat. Fi dissectors expected to find ring», gold found near the bank of the creek, ■ ' «e ♦ » get coupled together tut the title of a disordered liver, which moulted In a wasted by planting several varieties of nally the stranger got entangled in the badly scalded about the head and; watches, Jack-knives, nails, etc., ami firm. Here are a fsw specimens: Hook R-vere attack of Jaundice. I had aa PITH AND POINT. net and was hauled ashore. It proved good medical attendance aa our asc- were accordingly mnejt disappointed. chest, and his hip badly crushed. He the same fruit or vegetable when, for to be a shark, eleven het long. An A Ketch, Cobb A Hay, Peaoock A uon aflhraa, wha tailed utterly to re ' all practical purposes, one or two would —Formerly the foolish virgins had 2°re “U? J*” enjoyment ot my Sparrow. Fox A Crane. Singer A Hoot —England is the'only country in was taken to bis father’s residence in do letter. derson ’s prize netted him fifteen gal former good health I then Med the er, Drake A Gander, Fisher A Fowler, no oH; now the foolish virgins are bro Knrope w here the military forces are Denvfrrwnd’diNl at noon. lons of oil. ftrorlte praeerlptlon ot eo. at the free with the kerosene. — Hisckeiwarl most renowned phyrietaaa of Leute- Goalie A Fond, Wild A Free, Cannon A —The jewels recently made in Ger recruited by voluntary enlistment —it is out a step trom the sublime to - Ville, Ky„ but to no pnrpoee< where Jtepuòlican. Chm.—('*«'«70 Newt. Therefore her industries benefit enor the ridicnldns; and the Sunday night many for the Empress of Japan are upon I Wea Induced to try “nan The lifeless body of John O'Connell —Hie author who wrote •'There is mously by the comparatively small young man la apt to take It wjien her said to consist of a diadem, a peeklace ’’•■»'»•‘•r. 1 found imme diate beneffi from lnnaa.aadltelU- was found lying between the tracks at — Rast Saginaw furnishes free sclitml- beauty In extreme old age," probably number of young men withdrawn from fa’her ronios in Impetuoudy nt half- and several bracelets. Her diadem the depot in 8an Gabriel, CaL His booM for Iho children la the public never tackled an over-nursed egg.— them and saddled upon the national OMt eleven o’ clock contains six hundred diamonds, nine skull was crushed back of the ear, and 4? A.H.SHntUT, fkchoola, and the Herald saya the sys Chicago Merohanl Traveler. earnings. — Chicago Timet. of which are very large. The central death was instantaneous. He was em Richmond, Ky. 'toiwwwrks admirably ami has proved —There are vary taw brass hands in fbere Is a trartitliwi, that a cave tons weighs nine carats and is valued ployed as a track-walker between 'Sa —A woodcutter in the forests near ‘ wuonl —VieAmow nmww. a military parade that can play as Rangor. Me., was the victim of a singu near Calhoun, Ga.. contains vaat quan at twenty-five thousand franca. vannah ahd Pedt. Wbea a crowd of a dozeu or more many airs as the drum-major puts on. lar Illness a few days ago. Hie pro tities of silver. It Is Said that the In-, [‘■ton congregate in a billiard —M m o M Leather Reporter. . —“tKdearr’ exclaimed Cousin Jane, A Kanaka woman dressed in a naval visions ran short nnd Ke was compelled dians were accustomed In go into the ••my Iproat is so raw I can't sing -any al night, a Mrawger to the entire —True happiness, my son, oonsista to eat cracked corn to save himself care and chop off great chunks of pare suit was arrested in Ban Francuco and pick oal those more, i; Doasn't singing make yonr in finding that you have paid $3 for an I from starving. He drank a great deal ere with their tomahawks. When Ihroatraw, Fuel*Charles?" “Ithlnfo” taken to the hospital, where her sex latter consult article exacty like that for which your i of water and the corn swelled, and but forced to leave the country they rotlod was the-guard -d reply, “that U has a was revealed. She said that she had been two yean in the navy passing for friend had to pay three and squartar i for the timely arrival of a doctor he a huge stone from the monnttln above ry to make thoss raw who boar • man, just to be near her lover, who tnd closed up the entrance. Inter would have died. fkM.'oia Trantcripl. wm lately sent to prison for robbery BILIOUSNESS HEADACHE