T II K B O N N E V I I- I K H A M O H I I O
SIX
Famous Mutiny
The m ost fam ous m utiny
in
m a ritim e history broke out in
1797. M utineers led by F letch er
C hristian rebelled ag ain st the dis
cipline of Lieu tenant W illiam
B ligh t and set the com m ander
and 18 m en ad rift in a sm all boat
in which they m ade a rem ark able
voyage of safety .
The Hollywood movie version
m ak es it appear B lig h t’s official
cru elty was extraord in ary in the
B ritish navy and th at the mutiny
caused whipping of sailors to be
ended. It w asn 't extraordinary,
and sailo rs continued to be lashed
for another 100 years.
It w asn’t B lig h t’s cru elty, but
the re g ret of the m en at leaving
th eir parad ise in T ah iti, that
caused the m utiny. The average
age of the 23 m utineers was
tw enty - six. — Philadelphia In
quirer.
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Charm ing Music
No m usic is so charm ing to my
ea rs as the requ ests of my
friend s, and the supplications of
those in w ant of m y assistan ce.
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OCEAN
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IM PU LSIVELY Cecily removed
trunk."
A the dress from its hanger and
“You’re very observing.
held it to the light Her breath
He shrugged. “O. K. 1 thought
caught in a little gasp of delight you might want to get acquainted.
and admiration. Without warning
Sorry.” He stood usido and she
an idea flashed across her mind. It
him.
was only 6:30. Countess de Vd- passed
Thinking about it later, Cecily
legby would be down in the main wished she hudn't been quite »o
dining salon at least for another
cold. So far it had been a dull voy
hour . . . Why not? Before she could age. Basil looked like a lot of fun.
change her mind. Cecily slipped
The next time she saw him she
out of her stewardess' costume and
smiled. He stopp'd short.
donned the silver and blue. It fttted
“Say, there's a movie tonight and
her perfectly. She stood before the
a dance afterward for the A-
full-length mirror, admiring her
deckers. Like to go?”
self, thrilled.
“All right.’’ she said.
A step sounded, and she whirled
Before the evening was over ihe
A wave of indignation, guilt and had practically forgotten her an
resentment warmed her blood. Ba tipathy for him. He proved tremen
sil Nutter stood in the doorway, dously interesting and they had
trim and smart in his white and quite a gay time.
blue steward's uniform. His eyes
Thereafter she held herself tn
were wide. He held a tray with check. She was a little more re
champagne and glasses.
served. Not that Basil ma '.e any
“Beautiful!” The word was spo advances. He didn't.
ken involuntarily, unconsciously.
The evening before they were
Cecily hesitated.
scheduled to dock at Liverpool, Ba
Prompted once more by impulse, sil asked her to come up on the
Cecily said loftily: “Put it there, top deck with him and look at the
boy.” And gestured carelessly to moon. She went, forgetting what
soft moonlight sometimes docs to
ward a table.
Basil hesitated, seemed to come you. For a long time they sat with
out of his trance. "Yes, ma’am,” j out speaking. Basil turned to her
he said and bowed meekly. He set suddenly.
“It's no use." he said. "I can't
down the tray. “Is there anything
help it.”
else?”
“Can't help what?” Cecily asked.
Cecily was contemptuous. She
"Telling you that I love you. I was
had always been contemptuous of
hero-worshipers. She shook her a little afraid at first that it might
be one of these romances that ocean
head. “No. You may go.”
Attired once more in her starched liners sometimes are responsible
costume, Cecily went out, vague for because of the forced compan
ly annoyed and depressed, thinking ionship and feeling of intimacy. But
of Basil Nutter, wondering what the it isn't. It's real. I love you. I can't
real Countess de Villegby could be bear leaving you tomorrow.”
like to exert such an influence on a 1 Cecily caught her breath. “Or the
Harvard football hero. She deter countess either, I suppose?” she
mined to return later in the evening said without thinking.
“Countess?” He frowned “Count
on some pretext. She wanted to see
ess
de Villegby? The ledhead
what royal blood looked like.
whose dress you tried on that day?
But by midnight the Countess I don’t get it.”
hadn’t returned, and Cecily went to
“Redhead?" Cecily’s eyes opened
bed. The next day at noon she met wide. “Why, she is a redhead, isn't
Basil Nutter in the narrow corridor
she! Flaming red. And I'm bru
forward of A deck’s main salon nette. That means you couldn't have
stairway. He stopped and smiled mistaken—" She broke off, biting
pleasantly.
her lip. And when he seemed on the
“Hello,” he said. “Say, you’re verge of asking a question, she
from Smith, aren’t you?”
forestalled him by a method that
“Am I? ” said Cecily coldly.
was, though not unique, quite
“Well, I had an idea you were. effective.
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I°r happy lon8cv'
one-hundred-and-fourth birthday. He added * " I
celebrated his
tense thing in my hie when I retired-hard « ¿ “T n S
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By MEREDITH SCHOLL
“ Never Retire,” Savs Man at 104
D oans P il l s
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C A L I F .— E v e ry l a l i y , as
I ’ve alw ays h eard , is b o rn wi t h
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m a whil e th e re 's o n e w ho jrice with
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never r c H o v er >*• *,u t Kro w *
up and, in p re sid e n tia l y e a rs,
ROCS around taking straw vote. L f t
on rail roar tr»«ns »« o rd e r u«
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sure t o h 2 !
d efm itrlv to find o u t w hi ch in the •1 i. v , dry. Thi*w$h
tick et w ill h r elected.
Hiem white.
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He is a kindred spirit to tht other
fellow, who. to settle the wh.de Is- | If the
•• m well rubbedl
sue right i >w and 'ode .. r. i >
. t i i a cut fonts I
avoid crowding at fore h.
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the polls In Novem meat w
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ber, offers to be l
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you a cool thousand
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.¡¡flower csnUi
that his man beat* ped in . :
: crumbs ind i
your man. and then, -und fried m deep fat and i
before leaving, tries jfor luncheon or supper,
to borrow flva dol- !
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lars from somebody
When blankets are wuhrfj
so he can get his home d r.
wring them dry. J
laundry out of hock, ste a d har
th.-m outdoor! * I
Having met both »clothesline to dry.
Irvin 8. Cabfe types within ttw ten |
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days before coming j B efore heating milk in a I
here and In
fearful that both pan m - e l e pa:) with wa>r|
species is going to multiply rapid the milk will ni 4 scorch so tu
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ly during Uic ensuing three months.
I'm thinking seriously of taking the
veil until after the campaign ends.
Politics certainly breeds tricks.
The Little Red tic hoot House.
Y;
ES, in my early days we also
had the little red schoolhouse.
Maybe the reason we liked It then
was that it got its red tone from
the paint on the outside and not
from the teaching staff on the in
side.
Likewise, In those unprogressive
times, we thought the youth of the
land should be taught to cherish
the American flag for something
besides private hissing purposes.
Hopelessly old fashioned, eh, what?
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The Dictator Buslnm«.
WE CAN HELP YOU 100,1
MAKE MORI
I T LOOKS as though, when 11.e
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I battle dust lifts from that dis
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tracted country. Spain will have a
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dictator, dictators being fashiona
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It seems to be comparatively
to bt» f nâtM
easy to make a success of It, too.
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Just follow a formula:
„q uip you F illi «-» f i t Bi - t - r a e .'l l i W
Make it a blasphemous violation you how othrra hu- iü *4 f sfj OO • 'll
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of tiie first commandment for any
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uttered begin with the capital let
ter “ I” and end with the pronoun
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"m e.”
Convince yourself that. In order
ever to behold any human being
who is your equal in moral and
mental stature, you must carry
about with you a full lengtl m ir
ror.
Never permit yourself to be pho
tographed in your nightshirt, but
always in full uniform.
On arising, lock the Jaws and
clench the flsts and leave ’em that
way all day.
l l n the hub Of
And—this is very Im p o rtan t-
*opp,nq and theatncal
have a dependable police force and
these two splendid
somebody to pick on, preferably
fer you every comfort 4fd
somebody without any friends.
at extremely moderate c0*
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Oxen Versus Onions.
no aim to set up as a
’ » specialist in human behavior,
I think I've stumbled on a signifi
cant, timely discovery. I found in
a scientific work this statem ent:
“ Each living growth has to begin
in a single microscopic cell. More
over, every future thing of either
animal or vegetable kingdom con
tains in that first cell a fixed num
ber of even more infinitesimal bod
ies called chromosomes. In the ox,
the guinea pig, the man and the
onion, the number Is the same in
variably.”
I contend this natural kinship In
classification may explain why, in
campaign years, some of us ore
bellowing oxen, Sr ,ie are docile
guinea pigs and most of the rest of
us are Just plain onions.
IRVIN 8. COBB.
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