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economy,” said Brown’s wife, "but
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penses that you smoke better clours
and spend more for golf clubs and
things.”
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suppose I want you to economize
for?” Brown demanded. — Boston
Transcript.
Getting Up in World
“How are your four sons getting
on?”
“ The youngest Is still at college,
the next Is apprentice In a bank, the
third Is a bank cashier and the
eldest Is already in America.”— Zu­
rich Schwelzer Illustrlerte.
Skeptic
Math. Professor— Now, Mr. Zilch-
guard, If I lay three eggs here and
five eggs there, how many will I
have?
Mr. Zilchguard (skeptically) — I
don’t believe you can do It, air.