t h e pa m c h r o n ic le
UII l> \M ( HUOM* I I
put \( h e r s , f a r m e r s
HAVE LONGER LIVES
ii >»* long
BASE HITS
SAGE SAYINGS
at
He who begin* many thing* fln
l*be* few.
All men ar« born equal ami they
die equal.
Innocence, like an Idol*, once
melted I* gone forever.
The best hooka are the self-ex
p re salon of living minds
hi-ep your men company and you
shall !>e of th« i -tuber.
Neither great poverty nor great
riche* will hear reason.
German literature ha* only a half
dozen or *»> classical comedies.
Children And that people grow
up and cau huve Ic* creuin «very
day.
It costs s great deal of money to '
live on a farm without farming It.
A home made man Is still another
variation. Ilather praiseworthy, too
There Is Indeed a right of the
wl*e*t but there Is no right of the
strongest
In glob** trottlug. If you see any
thing unusual, ywu hav# to undergo
hardship.
A cultivate*! voice I* what one
must have to play grand tady part *
In the drama.
Many may not bo seen at their
beat while playing bridge. They are
too fiercely Interested.
Childhood—When the only dlsnp
polntment Is rain on the day of the :
Sunday-school picnic.
To ho always thinking of things
which are good enough to tell some
body, U to lx • writer.
Always pral*e the f«»l wrhen It
deserves It.
That I* often the
only reward s good cook gets.
ii»if largely *1«-
If a mm h<’ a fool his si*ccoh will
tell It
I
on wlint kind of work they
ilo
That ctuicluoloo has M u
drawn from statistics rwtnllji nind«
public In England. ('I u iik m of long
Iffi» an1
|o lx* I h '*I among
lie that makes himself nothing Is
nothing.
clergym en and furmcrw
Man ^ 4 <H<cruly 1***1 the way he
1s inclined to go.
r : it» two |t.'r thousand of this
clergy In England art* atilt follow
ing U'i-;u| carvers after tlu'y bnv«
jm .«Ml seventy. and slxty-slx par
thou*., ml of English farmers go on
working ait or reaching three score
and ton.
Tin re ar»» In England I.SW.UK)
people of seventy and over active
ly employed. thank* to greater
knowledge of the art of living than
their fathers possessed. One-thlril
of the adults have the ex(>e«tatlon
of pausing the seventieth milestone.
Itank otticl.ils am) Insuram'« agents
are particularly long-lived and so
are established writers. Three out
of every live of them live to he sev
enty and over. Crnre-dlgglng Is
another of the healthful occupa
tions. The Insurance premium for
workers' cotufx-nsatlon has recent
ly been greatly reduced among grave
diggers.
In England the most “dangerous"
of all professions Is the thentrleal.
One actor out of every six dies be
fore he Is seventy and one out of
thirteen succumbs to heart trou
bles.—New York lierald Tribune.
Leary one rakes the embers un
tier his own cake.
A man who will htiild air castles
will buy gold bricks.
The cradle manufacturer Is nat
urally out for tho rocks.
A man teem* to Inherit all sorts
of trouble—except money.
Scorn the lust word In a quarrel,
secure (he tint after It
One cannot draw the water from
a deep well with a short rope.
A great deal of Indignation at the
Injustices of the world I* Just spite.
If one Isn't greatly enamored
with life, would lie be with tmwor
tnllty ?
Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be
right because there are not that
many.
New Meter Reveals Just
Our opinion of a man doesn't
How to Set Carburetor need to l>e very pronounced if we
No longer need the carburetor of
your automobile be s mystery, says
Scientific American. A newly per
fected meter will promptly tell you
exactly how to adjust the needle
valve to give the most efficient
"mixture."
More accurate than the most ex
perienced rejialr man. this air-fuel
meter registers with scientific ex-
act ness Just how much too rich or
too lean the carburetor mixture Is.
Of course, the average automobile
owner will hardly have sufficient
use for such an Instrument to
bother about tt. but operators of
fleets of trucks are already finding
that exact adjustment of carburet
ors of their motors gives them ap
preciable savings In their Urge
fuel bills.
The new meter, developed In
Newark. .V J.. Is operated by pass
ing a portion of the exhaust gas
through the meter after the motor
has warmed up. When this exhaust
gas reaches the analysis cell of the
Instrument, a pointer Is deflected
over a wide scale to Indicate the
exact nature of the mixture.
The meter operates on the Wheat
stone bridge principle, comparing
the thermal conductivity of the ex-
haust gas and the air-fuel ratio of
the carburetor. The scale of the
meter Is calibrated directly In
poun<ls of air per pounds of gaso
line burned.
S a tu r n F o reto ld Christ
have to live with him.
Ethics Is the science of living
(he good life without any hope
of reward to the next world.
I
This century finds Us really Im
portent men more quickly than for
mer centuries did.
Besides your contribution to gen
eral charity, have one or two pet
charities of your own to warm your
heart.
A m e r i c a ' s M e n t a l A g«
Only 3 per cent of the adults of
America have mental ng»> of twelve
years or less.
It’s all a mistake
that the average Intelligence of our
people lx twelve, says Hr. l>av!d
Segel. noted educator. “It has risen
to 17.7 years, and 4O.0UOJJ00 of us
can clan together In that group and
feel at home.
Ten milUop more
walk on the upper crust o' the high
est mental age group—twenty-three
years and up."
Affix S t a m p * U psid e D ow n
When President Solom >n of Haiti
was
forced to leave the country,
i
Haiti could not afford to Issue new
stamps, so she Issued orders that
all postage stamps bearing his like
ness were to be affixed upside down
to the envelope and all that were
not affixed In this manner were to
be charged double the rate of post
age.
■
!
U l s t e r F l a x Y ie ld G r o w s
!
The average yield of the flax
crop In northern Ireland last year Is
estimated at 497 pounds an acre,
compared with 421.4 In the deceit
Dial period of 1923-32. Last year
9,794 acres were planted and In 1932
only <5,<X)3. This year'i acreage Is
expected to be larger than ever I> m
fore.
After devoting many years to re-
search and collecting of data Prof.
Oswald Gerhardt. German theol-
ogist, announces that the Star of
Bethlehem was really Saturn and
that the actual birth date of Christ
was probably April 2, i B. C , says
1’athlinder Magazine. According to
ancient authorities, both Jew'sh
and Christian, the Jews were
judged to be ruled by Saturn so It
was to be expected that Jesus
would be born under the sign of
R e g u l a r P ig e o n P ost
that planet Tracing the move
A regular pigeon post operates be
ments of Saturn, Professor Ger-
hardt shows that the planet became tween the lighthouse on Alisa Craig
visible and shone brightly during and the mainland. The birds carry
the letters In aluminum containers
the first week of April 7 B. C.
clipped on their legs, the whole mall
bag weighing less than a quarter of
N e p tu n e H a r n e x e d
Power of the tides was demon an ounce.
strated recently near Boston when
T h e L o w e s t Low
the How was used to move a 1,200,-
000,-pound drawbridge over the
An Index thermometer, left at a
Fore river. The tides were made point near the summit of Mount Mc
to do most of the work of moving Kinley, Alaska. In 11)12, and recov
the huge structure 400 feet Scows ered 19 years later, Indicated, as
were placed beneath the bridge at near as could he estimated a mini
low tide and as the tide rose the mum temperature at least ns low ns
draw was lifted from the supports 100 degrees below zero, Fahrenheit.
and floated to Its new place assist
ed by tugboats.
S a il i n g On
"Are you going to assist In guid
ing the ship of stutej"
G r a t it u d e
“I am," answered Senator Sor
“A bachelor bas left his fortune
ghum, "although I must admit that
to a woman who refused him.”
“And then you say we men arc when I started out In statesman
ship I didn’t know It was going to
pot grateful."
turn out to he an airship.".
Fads About
11« who laugh* last gels laughed
Ib-ar wi.ilih; pviverty will bear
Itself.
Bridal Veil
LUMBER
Ih r Bridal Veil I'lm lr r Co is >’«>«r
nrarrst lutulwr manufav tu rrr
your neighbor* a rt ih rir rut-
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gr.ulr lumlwr
Bridal V eil Timber Co.
Bridal Veil. Oregon
You Can Eat, Drink
And Be Merry at the
RAPIDS CLUB
H tIC K
REGU LA R MF.ALS
SH ORT O R D ER S
Murder and Riots Laid
to Gain in Cattle Stock
On« of the m.iny “different" f»-u
lures of the present five year period
which distinguishes It from similar
periods, says Food Industrie* Mngn
line, la found In the colnrtdenre of
ttie peak of tho cow production cy
cle with tho other bad features that
go to make up what we rati bard
times.
During the last fifty t< fifty five
years, or ever since the Depart
mrnt of Agriculture ha* been k<«e(*
In* track of cow numbers, tt hat
been found that the c*»w population
j fluctuates rhythmically up and
I down, reaching a peak every six-
teen years. Just why this should
I occur we shall not attempt to r t
■ plain, except that bovine venture*
Into matrimony and death are care
fully arranged by men.
The last peak occurred about
1919, a llmo when nobody especially
cared, and the last valley was oh
served about 1920, Those who like
to look ahead and vlsua'lze the fu
ture have been agonisingly watrb
Ing the cow population Increase
year by year during the depression,
knowing that bloodshed, murder, riot
and milk strike* would Inevitably re
suit as the potential milk supply
Steadily Increased. Each year the
number have gone up between 2 and
3 per cent.
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I K t l A W , V io fn e te f
Y..U will cnpjy our (i»al ami our vrrvar A im r
| iLi* r lor the lav hr* to rat.
HEMRICH and SALEM B E E R ON TAP
Beda in Our Bunkhmiaea
25c a Day
Sheets, shower», heat, li^ht, etc.
(¿uiet
. . . Clean . . . Close In
::: AND A REAL PARTY
EVERY FRIDAY NIGI IT
G ulls S o l * « Clam P r o b le m
Wisconsin Is the home of wise
herring gulls. It appears that gulls
are fond of damn, hut how to g»-t
the meat out of a closed clam shell
was a problem that confronted the
Ing a clam la their Mil, soaring high
over a concrete highway and drop
ping It the shell would he d a sh e d
to pieces, but the meat saved. So
now Wisconsin herring gulls are Ut
tering the concrete highways with
broken shells, causing great num
bers of blowouts.
P r o t e c t i n g the C y c l e r s
New roads and bridges In Sweden
will have special sections reserved
for bicycle riders, In view of the
great Increase In the last two years
In the number of people using this
mode of traveling. A recent traffic
census disclosed that bicycles on the
roads Increased nearly 30 per cent
In 1933 over the previous year’s fig
ures.—American Swedish Monthly.
R o d eo F e a t s C e lle d C r u e l
Declaring that the feats might
cause suffering to the animals, the
Itoyal Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Animals has asked the
National Sporting club to eliminate
steer roping, wrestling and hull
dodging, and the riding of unbroken,
bulking or vicious horses In the
gotfsov
“Get ‘A ’ Premium Milk at no Extra Coat”
GRADE A PASTEURIZED
D A IR Y PRO D U C TS
Daily »ervice. Leave order» at Lakeaide Market
or get the milk at any grocery itore along the
highway.
BRANDES
CREAMERY. Inc.
ROY SINNER, Driver