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T ill The Em pire Sfate n .\ M i H K O N ' K 1.1 SHARK I (owe About: i r » M • « > '» By K D H O W K “ I K lo w er aiiltm vts fight on « c ry ,n .:h t p ro vo ca tio n nm I h ,iv * not M m |w o m i'll light In y e a r s I won der » h e re the wm s p irit com es fro m S in g ly not fro m o rd in a ry c lilr e u s » h o g e l along rcu so n .ib ly w e ll w ith each other I m e* It com e fro m the p ro Tea suntal s o ld ie rs we #up|»*rt fro m geuer s llo n to g e n era tio n In mewna o f pule lit la x a t lo ii« | | # m an devo tes h la life lo S o ld ie rin g o f co u rse he m ual b e lie ve In w a r li e must In v e n t new m ethod* o f a lla t k and d e stru c tio n , and te ll how e ffe c tiv e ly th ey » I I I » o r k In p ra i tlee. H e « r i l e * In llie fre e spa I t-a o f th e n ew sp ap e r* alwiot h is tra d e , and o f h i* in v e n tio n * : How he w ill rty o ver an enem y c o u n try , an d destroy e lite s w ith a sp e c ia l 1 m l o f boinh lie h a * thought u p . h o » lie w ill pin, e g erm s In a » p e d a l sh e ll lo be A red s i Hie enem y, end ca u se the women s lid c h ild re n , as w e ll s * the m en, to d ie o f plague. . T h e n the so ld ie r* o f o th er o o u n ln e# m ake reply by te llin g w h a t th ey h ave thought up In the w ay o f d e stru ctio n . F ln u lly we h a le llie G e rm a n s because o f w h a t th e ir m ilita ry men a re w illin g to do to it*, and the G e rm a n s h ate us be cause of the te rrib le th in g s o u r m ill Inr> men a re w illin g lo do to flirtu . A d isp u te between n a tio n s a ris e s , mnd s s Che p r ■' -sslonal s o ld ie rs w a n l s ch an ce lo its»« t l.e lr new m a n e u vers and s h e lls, they sw ag g er aro u n d and lam st. In stead of "getting to g e th e r." as « rn s ih ls men should Then some one step* • %> a c a l. and m illio n s » h o never bed a Aght In th e ir ll» r s *i«end y e a rs In k i l l ing men th ey do not h ate, and have no w isu to h arm a s * 1 I A N ìv * Y o rk S ta ta G iova F a c to ry . t n ... « i a « l l * a l * In one fa c to ry th e re one And* a m useum o f au to graph ed c o lla rs w ith the sig n s R E G E N T ce n su s repo rt re tu re s o f such no tables as T h e o d o re v e a ls th a t N ew Y o rk sta te h as R o o se ve lt. R am say M sc lS m a ld . the 69 c itie s w ith a n o rm al popu P rin c e o f W a le s, W oodrow W ilso n . la tio n o f m ore than 10.000 G eo rg es t ’lem enceau and A d m ira l each , o f w h ich seven stan d In the Togo. F o u r A fth s o f a ll o f the ra lla r a 100.000 c la s s and s ix In the M ( 0 made In A m e rica a re m a n u fa ctu re d In c la s s . N ew Y o rk c ity h as m ore than th is c ity at the head o f n a v ig a tio n on h a lf the p o pulatio n o f the w hole sta te. the I'ludson. T r a y Is also noted for B u ffa lo , the m e tro p o lis o f E r ie coun s h irts . ty , w ith Its splend id system o f p a rka M ark T w a in ’» R v stln q P la ce . connected by d riv e s , b o u le vard s and A s one o f the homes o f M a rk T w a in . p a rk w a y s , ra n k s n in th am ong the In E lm ir a h as made the w o rld Its debtor d u s t ria l ce n te rs o f the U n ited S ta te s Q u a rry F a rm Is a s h rin e o f N ew Y o rk and Is one o f the ten leading p o rts o f a« m uch as lYxvp e rstn w n an il Irv in g th e w o rld , alth o u gh It lie s at the fooi ton. M ark T w a in ’s ash es rest In the lo cal ce m ete ry, but h is s p irit roam s o f an In lan d lake . w h e re v e r peopl« love hum or. No one could v is it R o ch e ste r, w ith A s the home o f the A m e ric a n * L a It s fa lls . Its b e a u tifu l p a rk s , and Its F ra n c e Are engine fa c to ry . E lm ir a has busy In d u s trie s , w ith o u t agreeing th at given p ro tectio n to alm o st e v e ry c ity h ere Is one o f A m e ric a 's most liv a b le In the land and has q u icken ed the c itie s . R o ch e ste r m akes enough p u lses o f s m a ll b> y s who h ave w atch ed “ m o v ie “ 01m e v e ry y e a r to belt the Are ap;<aratus an sw e rin g an a la rm e a rth eight tim e s. K o d a k p ark h as Ja m e sto w n Is a fam o u s ce n te r of to “ co o k" fo u r to ns o f s ilv e r e v e ry m etal fu rn itu re m a n u fa ctu re . A la rg e w e ek , tra n s fo rm in g It Into n itra te o f colony of S c a n d in a v ia n m etal w o rk s ilv e r to m ake the em u lsio n fo r the j e rs h as settle d th ere , and live a n n u al A im s and p h o to grap h ic |>aper E a s tm a n produces. N e a rly T .'ks'.'Y si pound« t4 j output o f the fu rn it u re fa c to rie s of the c ity and su rro u n d in g c o u n try w as cotton lln te rs go Into the m akin g o f valu ed at $27i»«n.nn0 by a recent cen film , and th e re Is a sa y in g th at on sus. the smooth side 01m Is flrst co u sin to C h au tau q u a co u n ty o f w h ich Ja m e s cotton and on the em u lsio n sid e con town Is the p rin c ip a l c ity . Is at once sin germ an to s te rlin g s ilv e r » a r e . New Y o rk s ta te 's m a jo r grape-pro- C le a lln e s s m ust be next to godliness duclng a re a and Its most h is to ric when m o tio n -p ictu re Aim Is made. A j m eeting p lace o f su m m er religion« and speck on G re ta G arb o ’s nose o r a l ed u catio n a l a sse m b lie s O n the sh o res sp lo tch on M ary P le k fo rd 'r cheek of the b e a u tifu l la k e o f the sam e w o uld ru in a p ictu re . So the sm oke nam e, the C h au ta u q u a Plea w a s born. s ta c k s of K o d a k I'a r k are among the It sw ept to the ends o f the n atio n be h ig h e st In A m e ric a , and 20.000.000 g a l fo re Ita gro w th w a s a rre ste d by the lons o f w a te r a day a re pumped out o f m odern co m p etitio n o f m otion p ic I.a k e O n ta rio . T h e g e latin e on y o u r tu re s and autom obiles. fllm Is s s c h e m ic a lly pure as th at In Po ughkeep sie, w ith h er boast as the th e dessert on y o u r d in n e r ta b le Oueen C it y o f the H udson so d her m- rid ta. P r*r*re d Sy NsiienaJ Ge>'Cr»ph:o W a s h in g t o n . D . C .— W N C A Society iv r v lc * A man who » a n te d a loan w as a * k e d : “ H ow do you spend yo u r In co m e?" And he re p lie d : “ O h. ipbout h a lf fo r the c a r and the h o u se : an o th e r h a lf fo r food and clo th in g and a th ird fo r n il*ce !lan r«iii# th in g s ." “ B u t that m eans y o u r outgo la a th ird niore 'Ivan y o u r Incom e P* • T h a t '* rig h t th a t’« w h at I sp en d ." s e e In q u a rre ls tie tw rv u husb and and w ife the m ain tro u flle u su a lly la th at one p a rty to the q u a rre l la a m an, and th e o th er a w oluau. P a rtn e rs lo b u si ness fre q u e n tly q u a rre l, and te ll h ard ta le s on each other, but the d e ta ils o f m a rria g e a re m ore co m p licated th an se llin g h o tte r and e g g * ; Its d isg u sts m ore d ifficu lt to get o v e r. a a a o n e o f the oldest In cid e n ts re la te d in h is to ry Is t lis t the gold o f s rh h m an w as m elted and poured down h is th ro a t. T h e essen ce o f e v e ry p a rly p la tfo rm Is h a tre d o f ric h men. and o s r re lig io n le a ch e s th at the hea«en we hope to a c h ie v e A n ally w ill not he (Mitlud-d by the presence o f such o ffal. I have n eve r kno w n an yo n e asked lo g iv e hts p hilo so phy o f life , who did not m ention the nrw-qual d istrib u tio n o f wenth a s a g re at wrong. Yet It Is u n eq ual d is trib u tio n of w e alth we a re Indebted to fo r c iv iliz a tio n . It Is m it w rong fo r a man to w o rk h ard , s a v e h is m oney, and b u ild n bouse w ith th re e ch im n e y s, s i though a neighbo r may be w illin g lo hunt and Ash. o r p lay gam es, and c a rry off i>ls sm oke w ith one. A f a ir c o n sid e ra tio n o f h isto ry m < m« to In d ic a te H is t It w us h atre d o f the ric h th a t In sp ire d e v e ry en o rm ou s d * « fra c tio n o f h um an progress in the past. It « s s poor sn d u o p ro g re sslve b a rb a ria n s w a rm in g th e m se lv e s at cam p A res, who looked w ith h a le on b e a u tifu l A th e n s sn d destro yed a rt w ork that h as n eve r been equaled and n eve r w ill be. • • a en- in k an t - In the o rk. In ash- Ington r e f ill e d th«* lilea o f a cro w n , ; lti ul re m n an t o f a once m ighty and fo r its l!a « h ro iirk house, now a «a n tney co n stitu te . T h e ir re s e rv a sta te sh rin e , w ho re he bade hla arm y tio n s a re is la n d s In th e Ju ris d ic tio n of fa re w e ll. th e S ta te o f N ew Y o rk . It Is p leasan t to w a n d er up to Home Y o n k e rs Com es F if t h . w h ere old F o rt S ta n w ix stood, fo r I t Is do u b tfu l w h e th e r one person h ere the A m e ric a n flag received Its In ten w ould guess the flfth c ity of b ap tism o f Are under c irc u m s ta n c e s N ew Y o rk . It is Y o n k e rs A d ria n van th at w ill be fo re v e r h e ro ic In the d er D o n rk , who once owned Its site , h e a rts of the A m e rica n people. w a s a young D u tch noblem an, or H ith e r cam e C o lo n el P e te r Ganse- Jo n k h e e r, and It w a s an easy t r a n s i voort to defend the M ohaw k v a lle y tion to Y o n k e rs fro m Jo n k h e e r s land. from the In v a sio n o f the B r it is h . T o T h e city has some o f the la rg e st rie s. and In d ia n s, who w e re m a rch in g ca rp e t fa c to rie s , su g a r re fln e rle s . and to the Hudson fo r a Ju n ctio n w ith e le v a to r p la n ts In A m e rica . K u rg o y n e under St l.e g e r. Out o f a F e w sta te s have c a p ita ls so fo rtu com m andeered w h ite s h ir t , a d ra fte d n ate ly located or c a p ita ls w ith a s ric h red p e ttico a t, and an Im pressed blue a h isto ry. F o u r o f New Y o rk 's s ix blouse, they w ere aid e to fash io n a P re sid e n ts nave been g o ve rn o rs o f the Aag o f accepted design. state— Van B u re n . C le ve la n d and the M ount V ern o n. New R o ch elle, and tw o R o o se ve lts— and have lived In A1 O ne o f th« old men who fre q u e n tly vVhlte P la in s , trip le to w n s o f W est bany. A n o th er son o f New Y o rk who C h e s te r; A u b u rn . Ith a c a , and G en e va, annoy me w ith m em o irs once w r o te : won the pre sid e n cy by vote o f the peo a tria d o f gems that bedeck the F in g e r ’’T h e h is to ry o f the hum an ra c * baa pie, but loet It at the hands o f the been sh am e I " . W h at h ave we I j i k e s ; C o rn in g , w ith Its p la n ts ape e le c to ra l co m m ission , w a s G o vern o r Just ca u se to be ash am ed o f? So fa r c la llz ln g In high grad e g la s s ; G lo v e r » S am u e l J . T lld e n . v llle . w ith Its hundred glove fa c to rie s ; as I sm concerned I blush most lie- U tic a , a f a ir c ity o f the M ohawk I Oswego, w ith Its dream « o f becoming ca u se o f o p p o rtu n itie s neglected v a lle y , is a ce n te r o f the knltgoods h ave annoyed and harm ed m ore peo the G re a t Id ik e * g atew ay to the H ud In d u s try In A m e rica. s o n ; O n eid a, w ith its s tr ik in g o rg a n is pie th an I should have. I could have Sch en e ctad y made a bold bid fo r bi-en m ore co m fo rta b le and p ro sp e r atio n th at h as made C o m m u n ity s ilv e r position among the c itie s o f the state ous m y se lf had I behaved b etter to fam o u s throughout A m e r ic a ; C o rtla n d In the 100.000 or m ore population I began In a poor r u ra l sec that o v e rlo o k s most c itie s In the sta te o th e rs c la s s , under the 1090 ce n su s, and cam e tion. and th u s learn ed slo w ly but, In o n ly a few thousand sh o rt. A s the i In point o f e le v a tio n — a ll o f these »he ni.,«r modest su rro u n d in g s, fin a lly m u n ic ip a litie s beur w itn e ss to the v e r home o f the G e n e ra l E le c t r ic com sa tlU fy o f the E m p ire sta te and prove learn e d th e greut le s s o n : th a t nu-n p a n y, w here S te ln m e t*. C oo lld ge. and th at the e sth e tic and the In d u s tria l L o n g m u ir have delved so deeply Into m ust b e tte r su ppo rt th e c iv iliz a tio n can m arch hand In hand. th e m y ste rie s o f m a tte r and have made th e ir a n ce sto rs found an Im provem ent m any an a p p a re n tly u n fath o m ab le se N or can one forget Re.-vca F a lls , or. the sa v a g e ry fro m w h ich they cre t a ris e to se rv e the needs o f eve ry sprang. w h ere bloom ers Arst bloomed w h e re • • • day life , S ch en e ctad y h as become s w om an's rig h ts expo n en ts held th e ir household word In A m e rica . A rst co nvention. It lia s been ch arg ed ag ain st rne th at B in g h a m to n , w h ich Is s tr ik in g ly lo T h e re a re lite r a lly sco re s of other I have p e c u lia r n o tio n s. One o f them cated a s trid e east b ra n ch o f the S u s liv e co m m u n ities lik e A u b u rn and Is that d u rin g lim e s lik e the p re se n t. quehanna. Is m aking a bid fo r a p lace B a t a v ia , C an a n d a ig u a and D u n k irk It Is m ore Im p o rta n t to feed the hun beside R o ch e ste r in the m a n u fa ctu re E a s t A u ro ra and F u lto n , G eneva and gry than It Is to buy m e m b ersh ip s fo r o f pho to grap hic su p p lie s. T h e shoe H o rn e ll, Ith a ca an ■ Jo h n sto w n . K in g s young men In the Y M. C . A. I so fa c to rie s o f the neighboring tow n of ton and L n c k p o n M alone and Nor told a s o lic ito r to day. No doubt be E n d ic o tt tu rn out fo o tw ea r know n fa r w lch , Olenn and Penn Y a n . R y e and went a w a y th in k in g III o f me. and w ide. .Salam anca T o n a w a n d a , V a lle y S tre a m , M r next c a lle r w a s s ragged old man T ro y is a m ild-m annered c i t y ; but, and W h ite h a ll, th at a re p len sin g s ta rs w ith a wooden leg T lila s o lic ito r did fo r a ll th at, it m akes A m e rica and In New F o rk 's g a la x y o f m iin fclp a ll- b etter w ith m e ; be said I pro vid ed fa r m uch o f the w o rld w e ar its c o lla rs tie s. h is n e c e ssitie s fo r a week D P I A IL S G la d y s I 1st eli. Mabel T id e la « list my hoy friend sa y s In Id* te lle r, “ D arlin g , I Itilnk of you a ll d a y** y o u r n a tu ra lly w aved h a ir, your b row n ish gray eye*, your slig h tly p rn iu lliru l cluwklMinee. )» u r tw enty four Inch » « 1* 1 “ k la lirl n il. that * a queer Sort at luxe letter ! G la d y s n il didn't you k n ow ? |t,,h w rite s those d escrip tio n * of m isting people for (lie police I lleg rn d a llt a r t ic r iM u u U b l. How W ar Starts A Typical American Katnily Quarrels c ON PERPLEX ED M EM O RY ••pm b e g in n in g to w o nd er,'* ««Id F a r m e r t'o rn to « iw l, " w h e th e r I ui m»t gettin g sy m id o m s o f t h is ailm e n t they c a ll a m n e s ia .' • V a n ì you re m e n d w r y » u r p re v i v u s Id e n tity ?" "t» iily In |»urt I ca n 't re m em b er I am th e sam e o ld fa rm e r » h o use«l to h av e a m a rk e t f» r m ore c ra p s th a n he co u ld ra is e and nobody com- •n a ro u n d a s k in g fo r w o rk.'* Th* Diplomat “ T e ll me. H e n r y ,” s a id th e sw eet y u n i, g tilin g d ra m a t ic a lly "tell me Am I the only g ir l you » e r e e v e r In tt r e s i c i I I I ? “ li e «tu rfed g u ilt ily an d did a bit vt q 'iii k th in k i g “ No, my i««t." ti* s a id , a ft e r a « I d l e ; "b u t you a re th e m ost r barin- Ing am ong a ll th e g ir ls I h a v e e v e r «■el In my life devoted m a in ly lu m eeting ch a rm in g girls.** M a r y W a s R ig h t M ary I f you plea«», m um . th * c m '* bad r h li ken« .M istrr«« N o nsense. M a r y ; you nu an k itte n *. M ary M s s them c h ic k e n * o r k it ten s you brought hem e t h 1* m o rn in g ? M is tre s s t 'h lr k e n * . o f co u rse. M ir y W e ll m um . them * w h at the cat # had. Bans* H a d l i t Diffti e llle a fflo w ly , w ith a m e n acin g look in Id* e y e s, th e bulld o g a p p ro a ch e d i |h e iw o * tr e e l m u s ic ia n s . T he men looked at him out of th s c o ra ría of their eyes sn d theu slow I ly edged «w sy. “ I say. M ill." sa id Ihe m an w ith (he ban),» su d d e n ly , “ blow ’a rd •>» yo u r c o rn e t; p erh ap s It II frlg h le n tin a w a y .“ “ Yes. that s a ll very w ell,“ said H ill w llh a doubtful g rliu sce. “ But If :t B o o l 4« th# I r l . k , • l ir f r . I 1 gel the wind to ru n sw a y w l t h f ’ -« l.ondou A n sw er* B « « s i« r A safe itetwall I m > i holder, w hile g Ib a .1 I M H i b a n k s vault, said I*» Ihe a tte n d a n t! "Y o u r rubber good* departm ent, please." "W hy. w hal do y,,u m rauT" w as Ihe resyionae ~l W«nl to go w here you keep f«»V nie the rou|*ous w hich, a fte r they are d e p o s i t e d , bounce b a ck Ilk * ru b Iter h a lls,* » « a ih e com eback V an r a u v r r p r a v ln r e . IN T H E I IX M F A M I L Y Hoarding T h e r l l y d « .r ll r r w a s re ad in g a n e w sp ap e r w hen he w a s h ea rd to e x c la im . " E v e n the co w s s r « doing 1 » now r “ Im in e w h a t? * In q u ire d h is w lfs . " H o a rd in g ." he rep lied . “ Not re a lly h o a rd in g * " h is w ife echoed “ S u r e ." sa id h er h u sb an d “ R ig h t h ere In th e h e a d lin e It « a y s, T J g h f D ative ra w hide« J r . 1* O b so lete W ord Som e one try in g to be ca n d id to w a rd a fla p i» rr told ber th a t her h s lr looked " e x a c t ly lik e « m,*p “ " A n d w h a t •!■«*« a mop look tik e ? " «h* ask ed s w e e t l y . Tonic S tim o la » ! Eva D id you e n jo y y o u r rid e last even in g « t t h th a ! young d o cto r? E ls ie - Indeed I did. l i e h a s a most ch a rm in g ro ad sid e m a n n e r.— Boston Transcript. so m f : t h in g in “ H ow did they w r . g h th e baby T" “ tm tb e lr e c s l r e , o f c o u rs e Owl ef D ebt T Tie trw rb e r bed g iv e n h la c la e s a lesso n on c o u rte s y , T h e fa llo w in g day w h ile « la m m in g ih e h o m e I r e su ns, hla *y*w lit up w ith p le a s u re w hen he found an a ll c o rre c t p*|>cr “ Ju n e * ' he c e lle d to tl»e sure«-** fu l p u p il. “ I *n> »e ry [ '» a « cd w ith you. A ll yo u r a n t w r r a srw c o rre c t, hut w h y h a r e you p u l q u o ta tio n m a rk s to a ll o f th e m ? 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