HOOD RIVER, GLACIER, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8. 1924
r T a LTO THEATRE
KELLY’S
HOOD RIVER
Friday Mat, Saturday AU Day
October 9-10
“WHERE IT PAYS TO TRADE”
STRONGHEART
With’the first breath of Winter, check up your
heating equipment. We show a large assortment of
Heaters, in Wood, Coal and Combination.
Your old stove taken in exchange.
Jack London’s Thrilling Story
of the Frozen North.
PARKDALE
ALSO
WANDA WILEY
$3.00
H.-R. Auto Wreckers, on the Heights.
Parts for all cars.
jyIScf
Mrs Ethel Johnston was taken to
the Hood River hospital last Wednes
day for an operation for appendicitis.
Subscriptions and renewals to all
magazines and papers can be paid
through the Ladles' Aid society. Those
wishing to subscribe or renew may do
so by seeing Mrs. Mclsaac.
Mrs. Wood Gibbs and baby came
home from Portland Tuesday.
Millicent Goodlander spent several
days at home with her parents, She
is entering training in a Seatie bos-
pl tai.
Miss Bernice Downing spent the
week end in Portland.
Alfred Neal, of Hood River, sang
two numbers at the movies last Wed
nesday evening. He is a very pleas
ing soloist.
Miss Ijiura Webb spent the week
end in Hood River.
Mrs J. E. Van Nuys Is In Portland
attending a missionary convention.
Friday evening the forum will show
a bast-ball picture. Hoot Gibson in
“Hit and Run.’’ Next Wednesday
evening Pola Negri apttears as Mari-
tanl In “The Spanish Dancer.” This
is one of the big pictures and a crowd
ed house is expected. If you want a
good Jaugh don't miss the picture show
Friday evening, October 18. in which
Reginald Denny makes his big hit tn
“Oh. Doctor.”
Thia picture will
crowd the hall to the limit.
Mr. and Mrs. Hutchinson went to
Portland Friday and attended one of
Billy Sunday’s services.
Isabelle Craven returned to Port
land Friday after spending a week at
home.
Preaching and Sunday school next
Sunday aa usual. Come and enjoy
the services.
Per Gallon.
Close Out Colors Only.
News of the Golfen
SILVERTONE
AUTONA
BED ROOM SUITE
CIRCULATOR
HEATER
$54.75
WHITE FANG
$95.00
Bed, Dresser and
Chiffonier.
Mahogany Finish.
Results Guaranteed.
OVERSTUFFED
UNIVERSAL
SUITE
ELECTRIC
$134.00
Washing Machine
Chair and Davenport.
$119.00
A Super Value.
LUSTRE
BEAUTIFUL
TEA SETS
CEDAR CHESTS
TED THYE
of Portland, Champion Light Heavyweight,
Assorted Colors.
23 piece Set
$18.00 .o $38.“
$8.00
Tennessee Cedar.
WINDOW SHADES
Sherwin-Williams
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Assorted iizes and'colors
PAINTS
79c
Each.
Saturday Only.
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We invite you to visit our atore. See the many
new things displayed. No obligations to buy? Make
yourself “to home.”
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The Best of
The Season
Our Store
things—alt
son fresh
Nuts; new
is now filled with good
the Vegetables of the sea-
and tempting; new crop
crop Canned Goods.
You will always find the best of Meats
at our Market.
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Just call us for anything you need in
the Grocery Store or Meat Market
line.
HOLMAN & SAMUEL
SANITARY MARKET & GROCERY
Your Radio
ATWATER KENT
GREBE
Reliable Seta with a Resale Value
THE RADIO SHOP OF HOOD RIVER
J. G. Bradford
ODELL
Mrs. A. L. Newton, of Seattle. Wash.,
is visiting at the home of her brother,
Joe Tompkins.
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Miss Gladys Hull, formerly of Odell,
1* now a atudent at Reed, College.
Rev. 8. H. Kimball, pastor of the
Christian church, escaped a near seri
ous Hceident Monday afternoon while
driving down Tneker bill. Some part
of bls Ford touring car gave way and
he had no control. Fortunately the
Ford ran into a loaded county truck
which stopped Its swift progress down
the grade. Rev. Kimball was unin
jured but his car was badly wrecked.
J. M. Roberta, who was employed
here last year and returned here this
year, has purchased lots joining the
property of Cheater Chevron and he
expects to build and make this his
home.
The apple harvest festival at the
Methodist church last Sunday night
was well attended and all who were
present appreciated the splendid pro
gram. Miss Oliver, Mian Plog and Mias
Ixmgbotham. the committee In charge,
deserve credit for the success of this
festival which has been an annual
event of the church.
The Ladles Aid society will meet at
the home of Mrs. Hendon Wednesday
afternoon of next week to complete
work commenced last meeting.
Rev. W. 8. Gletner returned from
the annual conference Tuesday. Mrs.
Rev. John Woodfin comes from Clats
kanie to Odell Under the leadership
308 Cascade Avenue
of Rev. Gleiser for the five years he
has served as pastor of the local
church much progress has been evident
and the membership truly appreciates
him and his work. There is sincere
regret for his going and also the sin
cerest good wishes for himself and his
family in all future fields to which
they may be called. To the new pas
tor a cordial welcome and loyal sup
port.
Gleiser met him in Portland Monday
and returned home with him. Monday
Portland papers carried the news that
Rev. Gleiser had been assigned to New
berg.
Sunday school 10 a. m. next Sunday
at the Methodist church. At 11 a. m.
morning service. Sermon by Rev. W.
H Gleiser. Junior chdrch 6.15 p. m.
Epworth League 7.1® p. m. At 8
o'clock evening service and sermon by
Rev. Gleiser. This will be Rev. Glei-
ser’s last Sunday here as be goes to
Newberg early next week.
At the Christian church, Snuday
school 10 a. m. At 11 o'clock morning
service. Sermon by Rev. 8. II. Kirn
hell. Subject, "The Divine Library.”
Juniors 8.30 p. m. Christian Endeavor
7 p. m. Evening service 7.30 p. m.
BARRETT
A. F. Linn returned home Thursday
evening from his wheat ranch at Rita
rille, Wash.
Master Jack Gllcher has been out of
school the past week with tonallltH
. The Woman's Home and Foreign
FRED MORTENSEN
Hood River’s own carjienter wrestler, whose action on the mat
has won him tho solid support of the Apple City.
Mission society met last Thursday for
work with Mrs. Kuhnley at the Ad
vent Christian parsonage.
A. F. IJnn has been on the sick list.
Mr. and Mrs. M. Chaney and daugh
ter, Ione, and Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Rosa,
of The Dalles, and Wm. Terrill and
Chas. T. Bennett, of Mosier, were din
ner guests Sunday of Mr. and Mrs.
John Griffith.
Orin Kuhnley Rpent the week end in
Portland visiting friends.
Mrs. Al Hart and daughters, Klen-
ore and Georgia, of Medford, and Mr.
and Mrs. Robert Hart, of Mt. Hood,
called on Mr. and Mrs. Griffith Sunday.
Wesley Perkins, who had ls-eu as-
Mating his parents. Mr. and Mrs. Klä
worth, for several months, ret u med
home.
MOUNT HOOD •
Mr. Hulse returned Saturday from
a tFlp to Vancouver, Wash.
The Parent-Teacher association held
their regular business meeting Friday
afternoon at the achool house, with
Mrs. J. B. Doggett, vice president, in
charge. Mrs. King, fiew county health
nurse, attended the meeting.
L. W. Tomlinson m>ent Sunday .with
his family at Hood River.
Miss Gladys Aubert had a party for
her Sunday school class Saturday af
ternoon at the church.
Miss Nancy Pendleton spent the
week end at her home at Bingen.
Beanfort Doggett was home from
Portland, where be attends Reed Col
lege, over the week end.
Joe Green and fomlly and Gilman
Shaw and family went to Tx>ng Creek
to attend the funeral of Sidney Shaw.
DEE
Mr. and Mrs. Marshall Corbin wish
to thank their friends in this commun
ity for the kindnesses shown them in
their recent bereavement.
Mrs. Mary Disbrow, of Hood River,
spent last week at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Alien Macrum.
C. D. Nickelson, of Hood River, and
H. E. Crosby, a poultry specialist from
Corvallis, assisted Allen Macrum In
culling hla poultry stock Tuesday of
last week, The low percentage of
culls, only 16 out of 178, was very
Mr. Macrum, who is
gratifying.
president of the Hood River Oounty
Poultry association, wishes to an
nounce that the association will hold
Its regular monthly meeting the first
Saturday of each month in the Hood
River Chamber of Commerce rooms.
Anyone Interested in poultry is invited
to attend.
Mias Hattie Cutler, of Oregon City,
and her friend. Miss Veda Drickaon,
also of Oregon City, were Bunday
guests of Mr. and Mrs Prentiss Cutler.
Tlie drinking water at the school has
been tested and found purs.
Mr. and Mrs. J. I). Wirricfc, Mr. and
Mrs H. J. Wirrick, Mrs. Geo. Wlrrlck
and Joseph O'Leary called on Mrs.
O'lxary and small son in Portland
Sunday.
Mrs. E. H. Green was the guest of
Mrs. A. L. Stevens tn Portland from
Sunday till Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. L. F. Parker, Mr. and
Mrs. C. A. McCammon, Mrs. J. H. Van
Wicklcn, Mont West and Vai Bearaon
attended the Elks dance at the Colum
bia Gorge hotel Wednesday night of
last week.
L. F. Parker, who for the past four
or five years has Bold a itortion of hie
apple crop to a friend in the commis
sion business in San Diego, Calif., Is
this year shipping his eutire pack. Mr.
Parker has purchased a new Ford
truck for the purpose of transporting
his apples directly from hie packing
house to the dock In Portland, where
he or his driver, turn atsuit, loads them
on one of the boats of the Admiral line
for direct shipment to Han Diego.
Life is full of surprises. When Mrs.
E. H. Green planner! to have chicken
salad as a part of the menu for her
luncheon last Tuesday she waa surely
surprised to find that someone had
taken m»t. only one, but all of her
chickens the night before. And it goes
without saying that the fellow who
took the sack of potatoes from Cren
shaw's potato patch was ixinfully sur
prised to find that they were only culls.
Mr. and Mrs. N. E. N'elsou and fam
ily left Tuesday afternoon for their
new home at Baker. Mr. Nelson, in
the seven years that he has been with
the Oregon Lumber Co. here, has made
a host of friends who. thongk they are
glad he is stepping u0. regret to lose
the Nelsons. To show their apprecia-
Tiomof Mr. Nelson his bustaeos associ
ate» presented him with a fine Hamil
ton watMi. Monday evening the many
friends of the family gathered at their
home to give them a surprise farewell.
They were truly surprised and every
one had an old fashioned good time
talking and eating the delirious supper
the visitors had brought. The fare
wells and beet wishes were heartfelt
and genuine.
Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Caples and son.
Gale, of Portland, and Mr. Caples'
father, J. R. Caples. 8r„ of Forest
Grove, were Bunday guests at the J. R.
Edgar home. Mr. Caples, 8r.. who la
Ml years old. was enjoying hla first trip
around ths Loop. Mrs Edgar accom
panied them to Portland, returning
Bunday afterdoon.
(From Oregon City Morning Enter
prise).
The Hood River golf team was de
feated by the Oregon City Golf club
in a tournament on the local course
Sunday played under the Nassau sys
tem of scoring by a total of seven
points, the final score being 2#-22. F.
L. Gahuey, 40-43 and Collie 41-43
bagged five points from Hood River's
leading foursome, Dr. Hamilton 43-47
and House 41-47. Bill Stokes was a
little off color 46-47 but tied with the
apple grower, third man, Pooley, 47-
46. Runyon 46-47 got one point from
Peters 47-44. F. F. Curran 43-44 ma0e
a clean sweep of Epping 47-48. Nel
son 45-42 got three points for Oregon
City from Anderson of Hood River.
Carl Hogg 43-44 had too many for
Murphy. . Geo. Sullivan came home
with the limit from Dewey, as did Ed
Latourette from Ed Franz. Jack Kir
by g«>t three points from Mortimer.
Low shooters for the women's team
which tied the Hood River women’s
team were Mrs. Robert Nelson who
got away with three pointe from Mrs.
Routledge and Mrs. Latourette had
Mrs. Adams well in hand from the
flrat tee and got home with the limit
Mrs. Nash tied with Mrs. Crew. Miss
Gertrude Hamilton was up against
Mrs. Hamilton who made a fine show
ing In the recent state tournaments,
and Mrs R. B. Park staged a real
battle with Mrs. DeWitt.
Both teams were guests of Oregon
City Golf dub at lunch In the club
house.
The Oregon City-Hood River tourna
ment is to be an annual affair. A
match at Hood River early in the
spring has already been scheduled.
The Oregon City greens are consider
ably faster that the Hood River greens
and caused the apple growers trouble.
Studte at White River
GRIDIRON GERTIE”
NEWS — TOPICS — FABLES
Prices: Friday matinee, 10-35c.
I’ll tell you a plan for gaining wealth,
Better than apples, trade or leasee:
Fri. eve. Sat all day, 10-35-50c.
Quiet Return*
Take a bank note and fold It across,
And then you will find your wealth
increases I
This wonderful plan, without danger
or loss.
Keeps your cash in your hands.
With nothing to trouble It;
And every time that you fold It across.
Tie plain as the light of the day that
you double It I
He Get Beawbodta Goat!
Mary had a little lamb.
Bought her of Butcher Dewey;
Its age was incomputable
And a fork failed to Indent the gravy.
BUI Newby Bays
It's a long hospital that has no in
terning.
A rolling stone gathers no mom, but
my what a polish it gets.
A Chinese proverb: "Avoid a draft
as you wonld a poisoned arrow.” Alnt
seen no drafts lately.
I see your sister's back from Chi
cago. You must have good eyesight.
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The Vary Idea
And for Comedy
DIRTY HANDS"
Prices 10-35-5Q
Continuous, 2 to 10 p. m.
Monday, October 12
THETEN
COMMANDMENTS
Saturday Night
Little i»a 1 waj prompt with repartee,
so prompt that she got spanked in the
basement, after the «ompany from
Parkdale had departed. One of the
guests, Mrs. Ohms Foote Hoyt, had
hotfooted it up the hill and was about
all in as aim joinod ths gueata. ,£
vited to sit down and have a cup of tea
she Inadvertently remarked: “Oh, but
my poor tired feet hurt. What shall
I do for them?’’
Little pal, with a mallcioua grin,
aald, "Didja ever try washin* ’em?”
A picture you will never
forget.
Prices: Matinees, Lower floor 50c
Loges, 75c tax incl: Balcony, 35c
Evenings: Lower Floor, 75c, tax
Inel.: I-oges, $1.00, tax incl.;
Balcony, 50c; Kiddies, 26c any
time.
Special Musical Score by Mrs.
Vera Kolstad.
Must be a Washout so U m Line
We heard a naw-ful crash on the
radio Friday night. It wasn't static
from Bristol either. By careful tuning
the set was calmed down enough to get
this: “Kay-Gee-Double Yew; the Orie- Fri. and Sat, Oct 9 and 10
gonian. Port-land, (>rrie-gun; Dick-
Heller announcing. The Keep Going
Order of Who-Towels broadcasting.
The candy-date for in-lahy-ate-shun la
IN
Mr. Joe Thomison. popular editor of
the Apple City Glacier, Hood River,
who desires to ride the angora aa soon
as possible and get it over with,” etc.
The rest was indistinct. Our new
neighbor from Grand Dalles, who had
never heard of the Who-towels, aa he A powerful drama of human love
takes The Telegram, had just installed
a Wetwater-Kant outfit. He said:
Also a Dandy Western
"What was that awful noise on the
antenny Friday night?”
“Oh, it was the Hoot Owls at Port
land.”
“Who-towels? MuMa bin crash tow
Sunday, October 11th
els then!”
SÄeLiberty
GEORGE ARLISS
Howdja Git That Way?
Al E. Gaytor, a young colored hbpe-
Bays Tom to Bill, please tell me, sir, ful from Florida, now visiting in Grand
Dalles, tells thlsaen: “Bay! Does yo
Why is it that the devil,
all know why my pet which I brung
In spite of all his naughty ways,
from de aouf am got de makln’s uva
Can never be uncivil?
fine wile cat stock promotah?’
Says Bill to Tom, the answer's plain
Bill Newby was ii town gathering
To any mind that’s bright:
up the wash from the river district
Because the imp of darkness, sir,
and bit on the youngster*a remark.
Can ne’er be imp o’ light.
“Why?” he asked.
The snswer: "Man-nip-yo-latah!”
Stung!
We were invited to a radio party at
Uncle Wee Wee’s bunglo-owe Saturday
evening and found hla "bitter haff,” aa
he calls his other half, absent. How
ever, although ha was short his loud
speaker, one was improvised by annex
ing a chopping bowl from the kitchen
With a wonderful supporting
Cast
Desert Flower
The Very Idea
Keep Still a Mintt!
“Love’s
Wilderness”
COLLEEN MOORE
(By Will 8. Bates)
Gee, Kids
CORINNE GRIFFITH
Dear Unde: Wo have something
that we must 1st out. We feel cut up
over it too, but we feel that you should
know about this little gathering In
Hood River that caused so much mer
riment. One day a tree was felled in
THE
the down town district and, after it
waa removed, Commodore Dean grave
ly mounted what waa left of it and
made a stump speech, to the crowd.
He said:
“Ladies and gentlemen! What we
need in this community is new Mood! A Romance of the Burning Sands
We must have good roads! We must
with an All Star Cast
have more water (externally) 1 We
must bond the districts to serare them!
Also a Dandy 2 Reel Comedy.
We must keep our money circulating!
We must do our trading at home, and
Prices 10-35-50
not go to, Portland and White Salmon
to do it! Be loyal to your home town!
We are going to expand, but we are
Tues., Wed. and Thur*.
not going to bust! We must eliminate
the bad blood in our midst! We must
Oct 13, 14, 15
cut out being so self scented B-a a-cen-
tered! We must extend the glad hand
to our neighbors! We stand—we stand
The Greatest Dramatic
—because, it hurts to sit down1"
Spectacle of All Ages
By that time the crowd had dwin
dled. Commy was talking to two
small urchins who were held spell-
bound by the dear old river man who
had evidently indulged in too much
rich food. Keep this quiet please.
(Signed)
Iva Boyla,
Annetta Herta,
Alda Tyme.
One of the most interesting devel
opments along the Loop highway is
the studio of Ralph Gifford, of the Gif
ford Studios, of Portland which is
under construction at White river.
The building is to be of the rustic
type, built of the lodge poles and
white pine covering the hills near it
and will house not only the studio
but a lunch room and small confec
tionery as well. Mr. Gifford has a 15-
year lease from the government and is
required to make a >50.000 develop
ment in that time. The government
la to develop parking places, camp
sites and a drive up the moraine.
Jake, Bill and Pete Lens are mak
Easy to Bridget
ing the building with Mrs. Jake Lens
He:
“
How
should Hood River and
as cook. They have rigged a roll way
Salmon lie judged?”
with a buzz saw operated by a gaso White
She: “By their peers, of course.”
line engine and cut their timbers as
Stop! Let the Fish Gs By
they need them. Jake declares the
“My man, where did you become
saw is a roaring success.
snch an expert swimmer?"
“Why,” respondc-d the Koberg Beach
hero, modestly, “I used to be a traffic
MERRY MORAINE
cop in Venice.”
Uncle Wee Wee.
“Smatter Bill, Lizzie kick yuh in the
arm?”
“Naw Commy. A female eat down
on me hard. I formed a warm attach
ment, but by sufferin' kata! no girl
with a wasp like waste lzza gonna
make any more impressions on this
here bird. I’m hevin a swell time uv
lt_< These here yellow yack Its is get-
tln’ over populated in this neck of the
woods, by heck I
Unde Wee Wee.
Sunday, Oct 11— 1 Day Only
A Husnm woman who Inquired at a
book atore for “Crabbe's Synonyms,"
was Informed by the new clerk that
they didn’t keep shell fish.
Prep, Peap
Uncle was telling some chicken sto
ries to Commy Sunday snd mentioned
the fact that one of his Black "Me-
nork-keys” was in the habit of laying
regulary in hla Henry Ford Koop—if
the garage dbor happened to be open.
(No eggs-adgeration, either.) Commy
waa asked the following riddle:
"When were egga first laid in Eng
land, old salt?"
“Ho hum, that's easy; In the time of
Hen. I., of course."
Olader Period.
“The Man who
Played God”
"THE LINE RUNNERS
WILLIAM DESMOND
IN
THE MEDDLER
A Blue Streak Western.
ALSO
PAT, THE WONDER DOG
in
“ Delivering The Goods
Wed.-Thur*., October 14-15
HARRY CAREY
IN .
The Flaming
Forties
Oh Boy! What a Show!
Also a Good Comedy
HIS FIRST DEGREE”
Prices, 10c, 25c and 35c
every Wed., Thors, and
Every Sat and Sun.