HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 1925
WRITER CALLS MT.
' ROOD CHAkLATAy
TMs
Mr
(By Chas- E. Gratke, Automobile
and the outlook fot
---- as follows by Editor. The Oregoniai> >.
York conix-ni
Meant Hood 1» a bit of ehariathn.
It has one vissgi- for tboxe wlrn view
it from the broa«l highway; it holds
auother for those who see it at closer
range, for its true «-haracter is
._ re-
..
of the apple crap ut served for tlmoe who leave the wider
lufB bow reached the paths behind.
■an apeak with sum»
Perk the car at the last place
’-.i-
as tn its egteut and qual where they'll swap a gallon of gas
formal ion gaimd through for baeou and spuih Baddie a (wrky (
ourcc. sroius to have been -aynxe that's uxe<t to the way« «.f
accurate. We cannot detect the hills. Let him find tlw s|>ot where
» present outloox varies in anj the trail» leave off. Then, on two
from bur earlier auiioiiucemem feet and a pair of writ calked liootx.
which injured hi a crop 25 per eeut ■iiase tin- doudx to the tup of the
greater than last year. The quantity world.
increase is Hoiuewhatjuiore in the box
Glaciers, glare he Ixneatli a fla
states than in the Imrtel eecCiona. Tin ming sun, crags und peaks, tiny rills
barrel states that siww marked in «pruikg fram a be«l of melting snow,
iTvas* are New York, I’enjwylvuuia, vld-blue crevaHw««, giant sera«-«, high
Missouri and Arkansan.
ill tars of frosen white, de«q> yawning
"Quality lu practically* all section» ix-rgxchrund»—that's Mount llmtd as
lx excellent and this should, prove ot t really is.
vast importaued in isdablisliing a sat
And riant is the Mount H«>o«l that
isfactor.v consumption. The only spot last week det-reed that be who w«»iil«l
uot favorable hi thlk res(st«it is Nova
u«>w H h hiueniioxt charms must
Scotia and this is a significant factoi tear« h tbvm out afout. Its icy bar-
where exports are Contemplated, as de derx turned back what is believ«! to
mand naturally gravitates to quality. »» the first concert««! attempt to cir
The Nova Hcotta crop fs (iractically the cle the north wide of the,mountain,
same as last year lmt the very much ilxive the timer lbte. with lkorxex.
(siorer quality will undoubtedly result
The trip xtarted with seven horaea,
in fewer barrels being packed.
«even men and 100 pounds of grub,
•The English crop of apples has ts«en fhn-e «lays tat«-r there were left sev-
placed at 30 per cent more than last ra horntMi, seven iiken and one can of
year. This figure, too, was our earlier -oiidensed nd Ik. It Ix-gan at Hutue-
estimate which we cm see no reason tead inn, on the east side of Mount
to revise. l'ears practically a total tliHHl I»M>p road. For the horses it
failure; amall fruits very light.
*nded at the same pla«« after rugged
"Continental Europe— Previous esti t'oeum rldg«1 and Reid gla«-ler had
mate’s unchanged. vis., apples generally urn«*«! them Imck. For the men who
lighter than a year ago; |»eani very ontlnued to invi-xtlgate the poaaibll-
nearly a failure.
tleM of tmlldlng a trail *> that horxeai
“We have previously expressed our- nay one day be used, it ended at
selves on export prospect» but will Govcrnuient camp after traversing six
re(»eat that we exjaxt a healthy situ« (la< lers along a route far from the
lion, viewed lit its broad sense, Coll x-ateii moikutaln track.
sumption should be heavy and wide
Hie verdict is that the morrulnes
spread, with values dependent upou in«l ice fields may xouieday be ran-
supplies, as usual. l*robably it would luercd by a ;mck train. It will lie
lie too much to expect market» no ata
going at best, and before It
ble in character as to forbid unsatis lifflcult
-an lie sncct-HHfully ac«-<>mplb«hed con-
factory results 'at times but where dderable preliminary work to pro
these occur there should be compen vide an avenue of approach from
sating bright »Idea. The continuation (lacier to ridge must In* done.
of the fruit advertising campaign In
The party wax sponxored by Gib
Great Britain should be even more ■fdglngton. Mount H«x>d [»acker, and
beneficial this yeur than last It would nclnded W. K. "Bill" Jone«, monn-
aptiear logical that in states where
crops mature early such crop« should aln guide; Jack laiMond, i-amera
for the Oregonian screen review;
lie shipped before craps lu lator uintur- uan
ieorge Howe and Gux Brockiuaun. of
ing states move in volume.
"All exporters should lie appreciative Portland; J. 8. Benedict, of l*arkdale,
of the attitude of the steamship com :nd the automobile editor of tile Ore-
ponies, as ex(iresacd by the continu 'onlan.
The flrxt day of the journey, wliich
volutionary as to be almost unbelievable. But, facts
ance of previous rates.
"While competitidh of other fruits, iki'ltlde«! the trip up Hand creek ridge
are facts.
No one ever before devised such an opportunity.
(trlmarily citrus fruits and Itananas, <> the Aiikerican (x-giim camp, Eliot
(lacier
wax
eroxiied.
llorx«
1
»
lmve
.wiU lie keen, yet to our mind consump
Think of id You can buy a Star car under this new
tion of apples will be heavy. Buccess x-eu acroM this ice before, but it
or failure of the marketing of the 1825 eqllirvM experi«<kce«| guiding to pick a
sales service plan, and die actual amount of cash
»[»pie crop will <woliebly center upon uiKMith route past the many ice
The world not only owes you a living, but die right
-racks
and
avoid
steep
slopes.
After
that comes out of your own pocket depends abso
«qieulug values.
Reasonable prices
-rosxing
the
steep,
rocky
ridge
oa
the
to have and enjoy its comforts and pleasures.
draw tlte consumer; high prices act
lutely, entirely upon yourself.
cont rarity- There la a large crop of lorthwest sl«q»e of the glacier tlie Bir
st
trail
was
followed
down
Rtrana-
I
apples this year; not as heavy as 1823,
You always wanted a Star car. Now, under this new
true, but so large that extreme prices mn ridge to Elk cove, the site of the
Irst
night
’
s
«-amp.
_
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merchandising
idea, you can have one—and as we
seem unwarranted, and all ehanuels ot
From there the trail wax followed
consumption will be needed.
This new plan has been devised to enable everybody
said before [and it’s difficult to realize the truth] pay ■*
"While one canuot predict a 'Isxim.' wextwnrd—an easy route for 1 hikers.
yet pltrcbaslng power is high, inveu mt a difficult one for h«»rxex. Fallen
to
own
a
Star
car.
So
sound
and
practical
is
this
88 much or as little of your own money, just as you
lories are low and demand, while com rcex tn several places had to he
■hr>{qke«l
out
and
roaring
i
glacial
revolutionary method of selling that thousands of
choose,
paratively latent, «an easily tsx-ome
■ *
one of •prosis’rlty' proportloua. Gen dreams forded with dlfflcult.v. The
new
cars
wifi
be
delivered
in
the
next
thirty
days.
•ktige
Ixiuhlers
that
line
the
Imnks
of
eral business is on its usual fail up
swing. with mi reivnt depression tj Is* me of the liraikrikes of the Middle
Your car is among them, ready to drive into your
overcome and with fairly dean retail Fork of Hood rlvw and the rough
You are the sole determining factor. The first step is
own garage. The rest is up to you.
ers' sheives to be fill«-d. Grain liar- 'xdtouk of the rushlug cr«>ek itself re
vests should prove n-muueratlve, un quired more than an hour and a half
tc get the details—the full details—which explain
less corn lx hit liy early frtsit*. In tor the crossing. Tlie ¡»«-k horses
how simple and how easy it Is for you to own a
dustry rides on an even keel with cm- w^re untied from the string and xep-
pioyineut ou a high percentage ItaxU irately snubbed »«Toss the creek.
New, 1925 Star Car. It will only take a few minutes—-the
The world help« those who help themselves. Now, while it
Bandy glacier wax the next objer-
and outhsik excellent foe the wilder
most
profitable minutes you ever spent. But don’t miss the
months. There prolsibiy will Is* no Ive. and «-amp was (»itched l»el«>w the
is fresh in your mind, take the first step. Step into any Star
change in uainey rates, either |)p or iml»erllne after several hours on the
opportunity
—get tbelactafrom your Star dealer. —
dealer whose name is signed to this advertisement and hear
down; there should be an ample sup trail, while the guides gnd sume^nf__
ply ot money for business ¡wrposex. the party ¡»rolssl the possibilities of
the astonishing details of this service sales idea designed to
You need not hesitate. The Star Motor Company, with its
True, tlnara is a ntuible of unri-xt in ( »«ccexafnl crossing.
p
xrtically
place
a
Star
car
into
your
hands,
without
a
dollar
Bandy,
as
glaciers
go,
is
compara-
enormous resources, stands back of every claim and wosd ot
labor cirdos, but this xeemx unlikdy
Ively smooth. Handy ridge, which
to tsx-onie serious before next apring.”
of your own money. The details are ao startling, so re*
this new merchandising plan.
wards It on the north, may
’llml»e<| by liorses, though a s(s*ed
Optimism
1 mile nn hour will be fast going.
(By Frederick I). Btrieksr, M. D, -roxxlng on the Ice can be made above
-collaborating epidemiologist, Oregon the upper saddle of tlie glacier for
Htat<> Board of Health in ctxiperation ilxmt tliri'e-quarters of the way and
with tl>e United Htates Public Health then by bringing the horses down to
Service.)
v lower slo(»e nn«l on to Yocuin ridge
There- are various grades of ofitlm- It 1» here that th»> ol*ta<4r that
iats. One 1» the pt-xMlmixtlc o(itimlxt. turne«l the horses lipck was found.
who ex(sx-ta the best and prtqiarex for There are alxmt 2(*t yard,» of large.
ttw worst. Thon tfiote W the reasou- '1« mnm > rock on the «jtily path up to
able one. who hopes for tlie ls*st be- Yneum ridge, which hor»»* «xrnld not
eunxe he has done all lie <an to make trovers«« uni«1»» some work were done
It come true. Finally, there is the to make a rough trail.
As this task
«■heerfnl idiot who gm-x out in a rattle would have taken a day or more. It
trap motorboat without oars, because wax ileetded to send the horses and
he U<qx« this will he one of the times th»- heavier camera equipment back
wheu It doesn't break down.
over the forest trail.
Optimism lx the moat agrecalile
Hie third morning the horses stnrt-
frame of mind to go through life with; o«l the return journey over the forest
and. taken by and large, it lx the best •rail to Parkdale and flv«1 of the
Nothing is gained by worrying about mirty «•roasrtl Randy glacier and oyer
the future, nor does it lidp ux to lie Yocum ridge.
continually expecting something dread
Here is a s|«ot with Its churmlng
ful to hap(M>n. On the other hand, little parks that commands n little
«qttimisni. wls-n carried to extremes re<-ogni»e«l view of the mighty peak
is a mighty dangerous pastime. It's nud one that lx not ex«vll«xl from
the third dans of tqdlinlst who "didn't any vantage point on the entire cir
think it wax loaded."
cle. From there Mount H« hm I is not
We xhonld always exped, and hope vour iHxiklsh. st might lined mountain,
for, tlie twat. But we xhonld have lmt n niaxH of jumbled, wliite-nibed
very g«sxl grounds for that hope; if eragx with hanging glacier* and rug
the groqndx aren't then1, it is up to ged idle« of lava rock and basalt.
nx to realise the fart and see that we
return after leaving Oregon.
Mrs
Bills there thet It reminded one nv man (both sexes) and she has dubbed old soak; put that bottle down."
Tie usual climbs of Mount Hood (end for several hundred feet,
Unci««: Tie down now! (smack).
get a mor«« stable foundation for our avoid R«*ld glacier, which Is on«1 of tlons of It may Is» traversed and th’ first uvtha month. M’ bitter half it “Billy Rundae." It, goes right to
Hope lived for some time in the cen
expectations. That Isn’t peMlmixin-- the most .rugge«1 of the entlr«1 H« mh I Kliiilpses en light of deep ravines where are English n’ site calls cm Helka. the x|x»t where most needed.
tral Oregon country around Three 81s-
it's common sense.
tero.”
(Prom real life.)
system. Even when It Is crossed. Its the combined efftv-t of pressure and Hhe droim her lialtcbea n’ fergits ta
•
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We do not go through life continu lower hex are traversed, the ascent , warm stri-anu, of air has resulted in pickein up. Tuther day she wanted ta
Hi-school Oirllf will read thisann
Dear Bfllyuss: I met (thick N. Patty
When you are in White Salmon drive
ally expecting io get typhoid fever or t«» tlie ridge which se(»arates it from a myriad of strang«« forma that take talk to Baker A Coe on the teley- forya:
of the Drug Htoar Kaff ay on the in to Bud’s Service Station, the place of
smallpox, or Io die by dmwnlug. Zigzag
----- glai’ier * bring
-■
-
made
with --
the fantastic xlinix-x In the blue refl««ctrd phoan. 124-L. Hhe said:
IJttle Wiltle (Missed away;
mane street yistlddy. I hed Just per- real service.
,3
Those of ns who do so are called ahi of r<i(x*s up a •Mlimhey" in the light.
"Ide like ta git Baker n’ Ooe;
We will never see him more.
chaste a big radio outfit from Read.
"nenroflca” or "bypodtondriacx," and south side of the cliff.
There are other cn-vasx«1» which what, th' numb-bar? Oh, yes, give
For what he took for H2O
He said: “Say unde thet there radio
do not get much fun out of living.
But Bill Jone» ie«l the party over start from the lower flow of the h-e me 124-Hell quick!”
Proved H2 8O4.
Should be some fw-leek-tivlty on the
Most of Un confidently expect to live a the upper roaches of the iro. The field when'« tike adventurous may
Then central sftid. kinda tickled
range: you orter get Hamburg and
long and healthy life, and no we (»•llinitinrv srouting around the gla climb up their cioee and rugg«««l sides like: "Horry, but the line to Bingen
For the Love of Pete
(thill on it." I aedd: “J just had
should. If. we are wise, we take a cier Itxi'lf gave convincing evidimco to dltxy heights. Others »in such as in down.”
Hamburg but by auffrln kata! I alnt
Little Peter had the mee-sulls;
hand in oar future ourselves—we learn »lmt any trail for horxro that might to deny traversal, admitting only’ of
got chili yit terday. Dldja know it
Little Peter wasn't stout.
to swim, are vaccinated against ntnall- cross It would be an engineering wondering contemplation.
Aw, Cm On in!
The ineesuls broke out all over little wna 112 above xenia In the sun at
(tox. protect < m I against typhoid fever, mtber than a mountaineering prob
This la a section that Is far too
Bingen »afternoon? Chick fernishes
Peter.
nnd tht-ridiy give ourselves-some basis lem. The horse» will have to be rugged for any thought of invasion Muwer, may I go put ta swim?
N' little Peter petered out
moar in-apmy-sbun fer stories than
for our h«q«ex After we are reason taken down Yocum ridge, where » even on a mountain-bred horse, As- Yay-tis. my dartin’ dangh-ter;
Com my laitely. I got Hamburg at th’
ably sure that we are safe ax We can txMMihle trail through the tlml»er «ent over the ridgi-s which inclose llang yer lmt on a Kolierg lieech,
Coons Are Oder-Fer-l’s
Ix’cktriek kitchin rest-your-aunt.
lie. we «'On well afford the luxury of might lie biased. «Tossing the Handy Rel«l giacler Is almost Impossible Walk carefully on the waugh-ter.
Unckle Wee Wee.'
The
story
Is
told
of
a
bashful
young
optimism.
rope«.
though
Bemslict
river Ipto the line of the Bull Run without
Corn on the cob or corn on the hip darkey who had not the courage to
All parents hope that thrir children water reserve and clliikliing Imek to climbed to the top to secure a teni-
More
Dmd
O om
It’s only a matter of taste.
put the momentous qneation. Finally,
will tnm out to be fine men and wom Pnndjae park.
pornry line niaile of |M«ek xtraps and
' -t
one
Bunday
night,
he
said,
"Julia,
yo'
Trees
are
very
useful
things.
en, Most of them are not content
apparel, to aid th«1 rest of the
Ho the tmrtv attemnted to climb to wearing
...................
They Took An Oily Start
'member dat ah was heah Monday From Husum to Mount Hood.
with the ho|x>, but »w that tlielr chil tha top of the glacier (a eroax the party^ over the hump,
(As Dena Collins snys.)
and Thursday?”
When alive, all trees is tree«.
dren's early training will be such ax ridge eaxt of Illumination rock, at an
Bnt if a horse trail ever becomes
*****
“Yes,"
And when they're d<«d they're wood.
id make them big ami fine.
„ Ylll
_ . vent oop Mt. Ilood
elevation of 8000 f«»et. and drop down nti actual fact it will open to a large Tack slid
“Au once mo' on Friday an agin las Pigs is mighty useful beasts.
All parents also ho(«e that their onto Zigzag glacier. For two hours, range of vacationists this attractive To get soin«1 exercise;
night?”
From Parkdale to New York.
children will not grt diphtheria, tf cutting steps In the Icy slopes, slow elope of Oregon's greatest mountain. Yack fell down
"Ho yo wan.”
When alive, all pigs is pigs.
they stop there. It is merely foolish progress toward the top was made. Those who travel the Ixxip road. mar- And broke two bits
“An I Is heah tonight?"
o(«timlsin. which may or may not be Almost the saddle was attained, when velona ns it 1». can nevfr fully appre And Vili- she needed the change
And when they're <h*ad they're pork.
“Yo sho in." ,
And. oh yes. dogs!
justified. If. however, they make mire n sudden view of the benrxchrnnd re ciate the charm of this (s>ek of the wn.v.
At
last
in
desperation,
he
burnt
out
that their children are Immune to this VMlod that tl»e glacier had broken Cascades without a closer view. And
Dogs is mighty useful beasts.
WrU, Lrt’a Ca!
with. "Hay. woman, doesn't yo’ all They may seem had at first.
dlxcaar, they lmve more than a hope-
awnv from the rock and that the even those who reach the summit will
smell
a
rat?
”
Railway
Telegrapher.
they have knowledge that the children ernastng would have to he made nt n And new and greater attractions if
Dear Bill-.vmis: Where could
They may seem worser right along.
are aefe.
Rut when, they're derfd—
they go a bit off of the usual (mtha. n I wrvs «-xjxH-t to llnd a bountiful
lower nltitndr.
His
Voice
Nee*
Training
Optimism Is a grand, normal fooling,
They're worst
Tacoma Is-dger.
What a meagre priro wa« thia ef Indi-ed. that In the way of nature. plv of the milk of human kin «Inc«»?
Hl 8ch«M>l Girlie.
which is permanent as long ns ther«> Is fort for the wonders revealed I The Hhe -reserves heV greatest charms for
Glacier Period.
Tommy:
Hey. Unde!
Whatcha
a foundation for It.
Why, my dear, within the pole of drinkin* that there cow liniment for?*’
banging glarier on Raid, which pushes those who an- willing to know her
Dr. Hope Visits Hood River
the' church, of course.
Uncle Wee Wee: Oh! m’ bitter
',, Vv.
over a ;i»onxter rock Inindredx of feet heat.
I of Thaaks
Dr. Edward W. Hope, formerly dean
haffs mother is winitln* at our home,
high, han been rahsltlored one of the
There is a «ieal of diacuaaion juat n' she dost like m’slngtn'—ne« I orter of the ValVersity of Oregon law school
exprtss our thanks to rights of this part of the mowntninJ
We
now about long aermonx over tlie hev in' woice strained. Th oT ladita at Eugene, and Mrs. Hope, of Vermil
friends and neighlmrn But Its rugged sides and huge seraro
MERRY MORAINE
radio. No one ahould complain of the name Is Linnie. n' I’ll lie dog rwlzzJed lion. 8. D.. panard through Hood River
the Am<-ricnn Ix-gton are dwarfed by the faro of a man «ter
length of a affinaa If a gixxl man 'f I no what Linnie ment. Anyway, Monday, returning home after a motor
'm1 I I «———
___ . j
words of sympathy erovnanc above the icefall itself. Huge
prenchea for eternity, eh. Mr. Billy?
I strained It all right all right a nas tour of the northwest. Dr. Hope la
son. brother, pillars rha« perhaps 2fi(l feet Ilk" a
(By Will 8. Bates)
aln' her hack, n’ I thot mahl« as per now pr^saaor of law at the University
Blagg. and rcprodurtlon of Grand ran von Itself.
j *
Helio Ml! .
Heed River Predart. Tae
haps thin here alow-uns liahnent mout of Routh Dakota, at Vermillion.
Ifal floral ArahMt them a mon. cHmMng t»»«4r
“We were called west by the Inre of
amicar no larger than a tiny; Dear BMl-yuaa: I wus to Poetiand
There la an angui in Jerry's cafa bring It lack ta nor-mill again. Hav-
the climate and scenery," said Dr.
I Family,
fm "•••
Chewada.v
by »levs
heck . wn«>
who no»
has ori«,Mwww
originated ■
a w.
new
in va ssrtg?
«(»fder.
,'•*■"
”»-*■-.« • ta
— Rltty-day n n', , «>y
.. delight • *■>
Pommy: Sufferin' cats! you * ■ - - Hope. "One always has a longing to
The side« of thia ice can|pn oi- .e« sufferin' kata, they wu« s mrany Hhe way of rofreehmeiit for the Inner
by this New Plan
MUM
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