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TT gives us a good deal of pleas
Iure to announce that we havo
been appointed distributors
for Horse -Shoe tires and tubes
in this district.
We realize that we could only
expect continued tire patronage
as long as the tires we sold mad i
good. Consequently we were very
careful in making our selection.
States, Municipalities and many
of the world's largest corporations
are today using Horse-Shoe tires.
Exhaustive tests proved the supe
rior quality so thoroughly that
some cf them specified that Horse
Shoe tires be used exclusively
So good has this make of tire
proven that the demand has
increased nearly sixty-fold in the
last six years.
Horso-Shoe products are of
exceptional quality, yet when
figured by Corporations on cost
per mile basis they proved them
selves by far the cheaper tire.
We would appreciate an oppor
tunity to show, as vell as tell
you, of their merit.
Fashion Stables
Telephone 1201
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Only During April
Brings you the
Ohio-Tuec
$5.00 a Month Lets You Keep It
Spring house cleaning is here. We know that nearly
every woman in Hood River will require the aid of an
electrictic cleaner to meet this problem. We are ready
to help you.
Our special April terms give you immediate posses
sion of the Ohio-Tuec cleaner, and the small payment
of $5.00 each month will let you keep it. The ad
ditional interest regularly charged for deferred payments
will be omitted during this unusual event.
The large number of cleiners sold siiue
April First is evidence that you appreciate
our co-operation. Even greater returns are
promised for the next two weeks. A re
cord will be set. With your help we are
going to "put it over."
Just phone 4231, and say, "without
obligations, send the Ohio to my home for
trial. If it suits me, I will p,i ou $2. SO down and
$5.00 each month until paid for. You can't send it too
soon."
Pacific Power & Light Co.
Edwards Will Build
F. M. Edwards, who has juut pur
hased a 20-arre orchard place in the
Willow Flat district from W. R. Ken
dull, will l)')jiii immediately to con
struct a new residence and other build
ings. Mr. Edwardt) recently Kd a 20
acre orchard place in Pukes Valley to
A. Copcnrude, a former eastern Ore
gon rancher.
Ii. EL Scott made the sale.
Coming to
Vancouver
DR.
MELLENTHIN & CO.
SPECIALISTS
DO NOT USE SURGERY
Will he at
fcT. ELMO HOTEL
MONDAY, APRIL 26
Office Hours. 9 a. m. to 7 p. m.
MIKA TILLICUM DE
SCRIBES A FREAK
F. o. b. cars, Southern Orsgon,
morning of March 5.
North hound.
Editor Clacier As previously stated,
the long dark night of mv sorrowful
escapades has passed and joy has come
in the morning, according to promise.
The Messed light of another day that I
feared 1 would never see, is shedding
its effulgent beams on the dew-spangled
trees of dear old Oregon. Perhaps they
,ie tears of joy making glad the waste
places, and making the wilderness to
blossom as the rose. Be this as it may.
" The face of all nature looks gay,"
and my tncrale has risen from zero to
90 in the shade.
I became sociable and unite inter, .at-
ed in one of our fellow passengers, he
is not conspicuously attractive in ap
pearance irom a lavman s standnoint
of view. I think he said he wa fmm
Mpoon river, though lrom what state
ilon t remember. It miirht have Mm
from the state of single blessedness.
If he was to be i mitred on nntnta I
think he would have scored a goose
egg, for he was the bowleggedest gink
I eer saw; looked like the wishbone
of a Dodo; looked like he was spring
ing to jump all the time, and to jump
sideways, and in opposite directions all
at once. I was solicitous for his
welfare for a time fur I vn.. ..(,! if
he committed sideways, as he threat
ened to, he would part along the lines
of least resistance ; i. e., along jelly
spine ridtre, and sometimes known as
scrabble joint heights. So when he
assumed a jumping attitude, I made a
wish and bet on the off side, but as he
never jumped nothing came of it. If
he hat! fullilled my conjecture he would
have been a couple of monopeds, in
stead of a spiral perambulating biped.
1 asked him how he got through the
night. He said, ' Fine: didn't wake
up until morning." For one hrief mo
man 1 I envied him for what excellent
shock absorbers he had.
Our conversation naturally turned to
the resources of the country we were
passing through, He said fie had rela
tives living here in the Willamette val
ley and that hog raising was quite an
industry, though at one time it was
feared they would have to give it up.
as they were dying off with soma un-
Kiiown maiaoy. rimmy some unserv
ing person noticed that most of the
swine had mud balls about as large as
the clapper of a pile driver hunirintr to
their tails, and he came to the conclu
sion that the burden was more than
their souls could bear, so he decapitat
ed the hog from his adjunct I lenient,
the tail, and immediately the bog re'
gained his long lost cheerfulness and be
gan to convalesce. It was found that
the weiuht of the mud hall s drew t lu
skin of their bucks so tight they coul
not closu. their eyes, and hence they
had died Irom want of sleep.
So everybody separated the caust
from the elfect and now the industry
is in a nourishing condition. A junk
man bought up all the dehoirged tails
he could get, but for what purpose it
hiiH'never been definitely known. Hu
mor was they were (hipping them to
WOW orK slate to rick them up on t lit
Hudson to make more palisades, au Hit
old ones were cominir down with ner
TOtM prostration from being stared at
so much. Hut the most plausable theory
was, they were sent to a paint factory
to he made into nip-men) with which
to whitewash lloir Island.
We have been looking all day lor
the man in gum boots with a long pule
prodding around in the water trying to
locate his well bo he could water "his
stock, but have been unable to see
him I think someone has been
"stringing" us. I hate liars. Someone
ought to catch them by the heel and
jerk their neckties off.
As our next stop is Portland, I am
reminded that ere long we will be in
Hood Kiver. famous as the home of
the big led apple and the discoverer of
the si ar spangled lizard.
Mika Tillicum.
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES
(By Laura M. Folts)
Mrs. Henney's (iiee club will put on
the operetta, "Love Pirates of Ha
waii,' Friday night. This is the an
nual operetta and everyone havimr
anything to do with it has been work
ing bard at it for the last two months
Reserved Feat tickets at Clarke's drug
store. Better hurry, for they are go
ing fast. Don't forget, Friday night.
April Hi, at the auditorium, "l.ove
Pirates of Hawaii. "
Monday afternoon ended the tourna
ment and the tournament party will he
naiurnay evening, April 17. We sus
pect it will be some party, for there
baa been great excitement over the
tournament.
Huud Kiver high school base ball
team will probably play with The
Dalles next Friday afternoon if the
boys can get back in time for the oper
etta in the evening.
Two new students have arrived from
Woud
Mr. I
and Mr
mi fire
terestir
in, Laura and Muriel Davis,
"razier visited assembly Munday
Overland spoke to the students
prevention. It was h very in
g talk and everyone enjoyed it.
ONE DAY ONLY
No Charge lor Examination
The doctor in charge is a graduate
in medicine and suT(rJ' and is licensed
by the state of Washington. He visits
professionally the more important
n and exam
expense of
"Always at Your Service
Phone 4231
First Natl Bank Bldg.
i all'1'! th
ination free, except the
treatment when desired.
According to his method
ment he does not operate f
appendicitis, tonsil.' or adeno
He h i tu his credit many-
results in diseases of the stomach,
liver, bowels, blood, skin, nervts, '
heart, kidnev, bladder, bedwettirp,
catarrh, weak lut g, rheumatism, sci
atica, leg ulcers and rectal ailments. I
If you have been ailing for any 1
length of time ami d mil get any bet- j
tcr, do not fail to call, as impr p r l
measures rather than disease Cre very J
often the cau'e of your long standing
t rootle. j
Remember above date, that cxamin-1
ation on this trip will he free and that
his treatment is different.
Addreaa : 3 Boston Block, Minne-
a8-22
WHITE SALMON.
The Woman's Club held its regular
meeting Thursday, April I. at the
home of Mrs. Silas Jensen. The ofl'ic
ers fur the ensuing year were elected
as follows: Mrs. C. N. Clark, pres. ;
Mrs. F. S. Baker, first vice pres. ; Mrs.
(iuv Crow, second vice-pres. ; Mrs. S
H, Thomas, sec. ;Mrs. K. E. Mills, cor.
fee. ; Mrs. A. Lauterbach, treas. ; Mrs.
C. N Clark, press reporter; Mrs. R.
lleaman, trustee.
H. C. (ireene, of the Mount Adams
Farm, near Hustim, returned from
Portland Mondav, where he purchased
two tine spans of mules for the big
orchards. Mr. (ireene report that
they are planting 12n Bosc tear trees
this spriiig. makinir IS acres addition!
orchard. The Mount Adams Farm al
ready had 15,00(1 pear trees, mostly
o'Anjous now bearing. Spraying of
the big orchard static J last week.
Jjst Little Mom's
u.. U tl: . l , m
mrs. v. mnf-neii, JUsl U8CK Irom a I
visit with friends and relatives in I
Washington, I). C, tells a joke on he r
little daughter, Ruth Anna, aired i
three. Mr. Winihell and the little girl
were visiting a family ..f coiirins whose I
surname is Bird. The family has three)
daughter. One day Mrs. Wir.chell ad
dressed the girls, saying:
"Hello. Birdies."
iiuth Anna was at once mystified.
"Thev're rot birds, mother, they're
girls." she protested.
the si-ricv of the Palace Hotel, Port
land, Oreg .n, Washington and Twelfth
streets, is second to none. Convenient
t i shopping and theatre districts, clean
est rooms in city for 50 eta. and up.
It Pays Better Than
Ever Before
None Our Prices on Retreading Tires :
30x8 Plain $ 9.45.
30x3ii Plain 11.75; Non-Skid $13.40
32x3 Plain 12.95; Non-Skid 15.75
32x4 Plain 16.35; Non-Skid 18.25
33x4 Plain 17.20; Non-Skid..... 19.20
34x4 Plain 17.50; Non-Skid 20.00
32x1-, Plain 21.90; Non-Skid 24.45
33x1', Plain 22.50; Non-Skid 25.15
31x4', Plain 23.40; Non-Skid 26.00
35x4', Plain 24.45; Non-Skid 27.25
35x5' Non-Skid 31.00
37x5 Non-Skid 32.00
(For Cord Tires add 10 to above prices)
THE TIRE SHOP
214 Oak Street
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Beauty-Comfort-Service
The Three Graces of a Motor Car
ALL ARE FOUND IN THE
BRISCOE
Model B-4-24
The most remarkable value in a day of remarkable
values That is a fair characterization of this
beautiful BRISCOE
By all present, price Btaftdftrfla it would boa "best
seller" at several hundred dollars more. Hut the Briscoe
sales policy has always been to he satisfied with a moder
ate profit on lartfe volume. Anil even though the public
would undoubtedly be willing to pay a much higher price
for Briscoe quality, we know that the maintenance of the
present low figure will pay ten-fold in the addition of
thousands of enthusiastic owners to the Briscoe family.
E. U. CATE & CO.
AGENTS FOR HOOD RIVER COUNTY
1015 TWELFTH ST. TEL. 3922
We Sell Ljenuine
International Repairs
Made For
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L
me
By the
International Harvester Company
REPAIRS made for International implements and
otht-r farm equipment by the Harvester Com
pany arc t!ie only repairs made from the original
patterns. All others are copied from copies, and in
this roundabout reproduction they may lone in correct
ness of shape, sharpness of detail, closeness in fitting,
and quality of material. 1 htse repairs arc made for
Deering, McCormick, Milwaukee, Titan and other
International-made machines.
Uenuine (Qj! Repairs
Are Better in Quality
Fit Better and Wear Longer
The Harvester Company stand.; back of its
machines. Be fair in the matter. Do IM t substitute
imitation repairs for the genuine and rued Hedcrv .i i .
Repairs made by other concerns ard marl ed 'Made
for" or "Will fit", are not genuine I KC I p T hey
often lack weight, are not always com . . . 'pe, are
imperfectly finished, do not fit properly. 01 ar made
of inferior material. Buy Genuine International Repairs
for your International Farm Equipment.
Beware of Any Other Kind!
HOOD RIVER FRUIT CO.