HOOD RIVER (1 LACIER, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1015
ihufld ftutrr (Blarirr
AHVi'.lR O. MOe. PuMliliw.
When snbscrlhera desire change in address
Una office ahouirt he notified promptly, and a
nt before il -il.lt?. Always give old d-dre-a
as well a the new Alan, llood kiver
tiiliernhera should notify Hiiofl1i I once
urn changing Wieir address from one ruil
rui ui anoiher. r Irum my delivery lo
count r) deilvn v.or vice m. If Ju di 0l
gel Mir paper promptly, iMKify ui liy mall or
trlcptmm alio me mailer will wnnmiimini
THE mmll QKm
F xcept II pertain lo live newa miller, com-iiiuiiii-h:Iihi.
or ariii-ieaor general nature, grown up men of Hood River are
,n.,ulil bein liiernre bv Monday M insure i ... ... ... ... ,. ....
iiiriri.rringintiriwueoiii.e.-urreniwe-k ( no doul.t pretty buey. lhee are buy
- . .. .. rlayt. Hut men with growing boys
Subscription. SI.. 10 Per Year.
TIIK PKOI'HSED HBI.IilTY Fl'M)
Is pii'.licity
muiiily? We
nj) thing fur a com-
think all are argeed that
funds properly expended for advertis
ing campaigns are very beneficial.
W ith the Columbia highway open and
aii influx of tourifts promised for next
summer there is an absolute necessity
fur some put licity next sumner. It
will he ronci'ded, too, we think trial we
mut have some competent, capable
nihiiuuer to bundle any campaigns that
we I. trin.
With one exception we see nothing
agninst the plan as outlined hy the
Commercial club, which has asked the ;
county and city earh for 17(10 for next j
Vfor's riuhliiity fund, promising to I
rinse a like amount, loo mucn money i
is .ked from the city taxpayers. I'n-j
di r such a scheme the city properly
owner would pa) 2S cents per l,(HMl.
wink the country man would pay but
seven cents. We think Mr. Karly's
suggestion that the country grab the
chance is a fair swat on the nailhead.
Hut until the taxpayers comprehend
this proposed publicity fund we feel
that it is going to have serious opposi
tion. A great many men cannot get
away from the idea that it is to he
spent by and for the Commercial Club.
The plans, in reality, call for a public
ity board, to be composed of a county
court representative, a city council rep
ersentHtive and a club representative.
The dull is merely the instigator of a
very commendable plan, the material
ization of which will be brought about
by funds, one third of which the club
oilers to appropriate.
"What about the publicity manager,
who will be the secretary of the Com
mercial club?" some will ask. Why
not combine the two positions? The
club needs someone to attend to its
clerical work. It will no longer need a
publicity manager; for the county pub
licity manager will he doing the work
formerly undertaken by the Commer
cial club. The county, the club and
the city will need someone to properly
administer the fund it raises. Cannot
one man handle both oflices very eltici
ently The activities of the publicity
manager will bo supervised hy the
members of the proposed board. We
can trust to the fairness of the city
anil county members of this board in
providing that the funds be spent judi
ciously and for the benefit of the entire
community.
THAT HOOD SMOKE
Mount Hood's janitor has consulted
the calendar anil is smoking up, accord
ing to the Oregonian. The column of
smoke reported by people of The Dalles
and local folk may as well be explained
this way as any other. Coupling actu
al observations of Upper Vulley resi
dents with scientific data advanced by
the professor, we are prone to coincide
with I'rof. William Wallace Campbell,
director of l.ick Observatory, in scout
ing the statements that actual smoke
was seen rising from the mountain.
It is a well known fact that sulphur
ous fumes isBtie at all times fromlhe
depth of Hood's crater, and the moun
taineer on the summit of Hood may
eaisly see the vapor, us it rises, ami
mil IV the stiplhur odor. Itut it would
take a very great volume of these va
pors to innke a cloud that would be
visible aa far away as Hood River or
The Dalles.
Dpper Valley people do not pay
much attention to the smoke stories ;
for they often see cloudVITvcts that at
lirst glance appear as columns of
smoke. At this season of the year,
especially, currents of wind blow
Hround the snow peak, and snow and
clouds are often caught up and whirled
around the mountain top, giving every
appearance of smoke issuing from the
crater.
THOSE SPRAY RrXOMMENDATIONS
Anent this bloodless war of spray
recommendations that have recently
been mailt1, the Glacier desires to in
from its readers that it neither disap
proves nor approves of the suggestions
of any school or set of schools. The
Hood Kiver valley is a fruit commun
ity, however, and we know of no rural
community in the country with a more
intelligent set of residents. The most
of the growers are away up "high g"
in horticultural education, and if some
body makes a ridiculous spray recom
mendation, we think nobody will per
ceive it ipiickcr than a grower. Our
columns are open to all recommenda
tions coming from supposedly authen
tic sources, and we publish them as
news, not as editorial rceoniendations.
No doubt there will be much chalV.
but out of it all may come a perfect,
whole grain that may germinate into a
crop of benefit.
We cannot, howeveragree with the
I i. . . ,, I
local branch of the Oregon experiment I
station. In criticising a recummenda-1
lion made the previous week by the!
Fruit
says :
Growers' Exchanire. the station '
"In Ihu fi.tnro lhu,f,i.u ,.,l.l
" nv.ul.
it not be best lo have these statements
examined by someone familiar with the
subjects discussed before they are put
into print?" Does the station want
the tusk of censor?
Suppose the party making the sug
Kfstion rritirifpd demanded
of the station's article?
If th aopbintry of the article criti
cised by the station ia as obvioua as
the latt weck't ataterrenti would hate
ui believe, the alation experta need
; have no fear of intelligent Hood River
orchardieU being ensnared, the -grower
will judge the Fruit (Jrowera' Ex
change recommendations jut aa he
doea thrice of the experimental alation.
should take the lime to enter to an ex
j tent into the activities of these future
' men of the community. A aage has
i said that the best method to keep young
j is to grow up with that hoy of yours,
i In your consideration of him remember
yourself at his age. ItememLer your
ambitions. Just think of these things.
and perhaps your boy and you will be
drawn more closely together. An un
derstanding between fcoy and father is
worth more than gold.
And this leads us up to the football
a Ties we have recently been having.
jibe high school has demonstrated that
it has a temn of righting members.
How many of the parents of these lads
.. .i.
attend the games that are being field
here ami grow enthusiastic on the side
lines?
Take an interest in the activities of
mat ooy ot yours; taxe time io iase
good look at him, veiling your eyes
with the curtain of your youth. You
will be repaid for this time away from
your business, even though that busi
ness be very valuable.
Portland's boy government was cer
tainly in action last week. No, we j
don't mean any juvenile
..ftuarnmunf
that may exist down in the Itose City
we are referring to the mayor and
board of commissioners of Oregon's
metropolis. The mayor and the com
missioners have been doing a bit of
puerile scampering. To the unbiased
observer sixty miles away, it seems
that the I'ortlund officials a e divided I
into two camps a camp of idealists
and a camp of devotees of the ultra
practical. It seemed an impossible
task to draw these two together over
the coming year's appropriations with
out the spouting forth of much hoy
talk.
Jerry Owen, is the nom de plum un
der which some gifted son it may be
a daughter of Oregon is writing
pointed, rhymed paragraphs each week
for the Oregon Voter. Jerry Owen
takes the interesting items of each
week's news, and by the wit, satire
and sarcasm he possesses causes his
comments to be the most readable of
data. Not even C. C. Chapman, pub
lisher of the Oregon Voter, has yet
discovered the identity of the new
writer.
Next Sunday, the night before All
Saints Day, the ghosts mischievous
hoys--will walk. Have as much fun
as you will on Hallowe'en, boys, but
remember that wanton destruction of a
neighbor's property will bring regret,
and play no practical jokes that will
cause sorrow.
PACKER PUTS UP
160 BOXES IN DAY
Apple packing records for the valley
have been broken by 0. M. Kenton,
who one day the lirst of the week
wrapped and packed Hit) boxes on the
Kitst Side ranch of Hon. J. I.. Carter.
Mr. Kenton's packing mate, luhr Jen
son, packed llil boxes, a mark that is
rarely reached by the average packer.
The record is the more extraordinary
since the men were not following a siz
ing machine, which grades the fruit
very uniformly, but were packing from
a table, making to a large extent their
own assortment. The men worked a
ten hour day, stopping at the stroke of
six o clock.
"I have never seen faster packers,"
says Mr. Carter, "and my fruit ia well
put up. I have already hauled more
than 2,000 boxes to the receiving sta
tions a.-.d inspectors have never turned
down a box.
Kenton and Jenson receive the regu
lar price of four cents per box, the
former's wage for the day ot his record
mark reaching $11.40. Packers, but
few of the whom ever go much over
100 boxes per day, are making better
money this season than last year; for
the fruit is of a more uniform sine and
is large.
SUNDAY CONVERTS AT
OMAHA, THOUSANDS
Thirteen thousand and twenty two j
conversions via the "sawdust trail i
route" marked "Haseball Hilly" Sun-'
day's evangelistic campaign at Omaha, !
j Nebr., to say nothing about $l!.42.r he j Pacilic fair," said J. H. Heitman, who
i cleaned up in the closing session last ; with his wife and Mr. land Mrs. L. llal
I week free will offering by -IT.OOO peo- i ster, all of Lost Nation, la., is here
j l''o. ! visiting at the home Jof C. Dethman.
Sunday left for his Winona I ake "I can see all I want to see right here
i home to rest before starting a campaign : in the Hood Kiver valley. You have
1 at Syracuse, N. Y. ; the prettiest bit of country I have ever
During the seven weeks Sunday spoke i be held. "
i to over hOO.OOO, while another 100,000, Mr. llalster is a brother-in-law of
j attended meeting conducted by mem-i Mr. Dethman. IL and Mrs. Hslsier
; bers of his party. Included in the1 will remain here for a time on a visit
1:1,022 sawdust trailers were 4104 iu- Mr. and Mrs. Heitman. before return".
veniles.
TURKEYS PLENTIFUL
BUT PRICE IS HIGH
While Hood Kiver ranchers have,
raised more turkeys this season than i
any season since the apple industry be
came predominant, according to meat
and poultry dealers, the fowls may not :
lid uuuiltililtf Inn.l n..nim.,...n ....
w . wiiliuit tin I vi V c, I v iMinillll (It lllll uil-
,es8 ,he irj,.e whi).h tney are bewg
held is lessened.
"Local people are asking so much for
lnc,r ulrKC's sa r.. w. ttolman, a
. ., iiin.t .m-,lil
, km n in stock mini the w illume! t..
valley or from eastern Oregon."
Scores of the orchardists have small
(locks of turkeys. One apple grower,
J.JP. Mason, of the Frankton district,
his 130 White Holland fowls.
Maz la Lamps, h. A. Fran Co,
tl
"""'"'CHICAGO LACKS
j HOOD RIVER APPLES
The followirg letter has just been
received by the Glacier from H. F. i
Sickney, who has removed from Under-'
. wood to Chicgo for the winter and who
declaresthat he waa disappointed in
not uremic iwai apples in imcago: i
Arrived here after a truly wo derful
. trip by the way of the fair, Los Angel- j
es and New Orleans. Keached this '
latter city shortly after the recent ;
wind storm and it was surely a wrecked i
, city. 1 doubtf f the press notices did it
justice. And, by the way, il was there
I met and came on to Chicago with a !
friend of Dr. Allen's, Mr. David
Frazer, of Milwaukee. If you should
see it. Alien leu mm oi it. i
W herever I stopped, I registered as i
from l'nderwood, Washington, "Hood
River District," just to see if it would I
start anything. And it did. It is won-:
derful the amount of advertising Hood .
, River has had. In New Orleans alone,
; five gentlemen looked me up and
: wanted information about the valley.
I They all 'seem to know the name'but
not the location. One man tried to!
place it as being near I'uyallup he :
had a relative there. Referred them I
all to the Commercial club,
i However, there ia another item that (
is not uite so pleasant. During Apple
Day 1 tried in vain to lind any kind of ,
'an apple from Hood River in Chicago. !
Not a store or stand had any
toStillth W utup olr.'al I Via mji
A trip!
to South Water street, the commission
row, was no more successful. There !
may' have been some at the lilackstor.e 1 1
Hotel oc I.a Salle or Auditorium at 25 i
; cents to .10 cents per, but I did not try
; those places. 1 wanted to eat it in the
good old fashioned way. Every other
; district in the northwest had apples on
, sale either retail or on South Water
! street. Of course, Hood River may
not have any to sell 01 may not be ob
ligated to come to this market I do
I not know about that; I do know I
could not find one. What's the reason?
I shall watch and see just when the
nt apples Irom that charming little
'H'CJ UmcCU WIIUIII rCBl'll UI U1U
ordinary mortal. There are a lot of
that kind of people; you know Lincoln
said he thought the Lord must have
loved them because he made so many
of them. And after ail is said and
done about selling and distribtion the
fact remains that they are the real
consumers, not the hotel trade.
I am glad I am one of them, but I do
want a Hood Kiver or L'nderwood
apple.
WHITE SALMONFAIR
IS VERY SUCCESSFUL
The Western Klickitat county fair at
White Salmon last week was said to
have been the best ever held. The fair
lasted from Thursday to Saturday.
Mrs. C. I). Thompson and Miss Alice
Horning judged exhibits of the neigh
boring women, while Sam (J. Campbell
judged apple exhibits.
The best non-irrigated district display
was made by Snowden, which won the
Women's club silver cup for the third
consecutive time. A feature of this
display was a perfect sheaf of alfala ii
feet tall, grown on non-irrigated land
by Angus Nichol.
Since the district acquires the cup
this year, it will not compete again as
a district, but will oiler $100 cash to
the best general display from a ranch
in the Snowden district at the fair next
year, and if this proves satisfactory it
will be a permanent prize.
Oda & Naka, Japanese farmers, won
the Great Northern trophy for tho third
time for Jtlie best and largest display
from one ranch.
Trout Lake won the sweepstakes for
the best irrigated district sheafs of
corn. Sunllowers, and artichokes were
shown measuring 12 feet in height.
Ihis display included a big showing of
dairy products.
A sweepstakes whs also won by W.
Scott Coo on a display of Sudan grass.
OAK GROVE P.-T.
ASS'N PLANS PARTY
The I'arent-Teacher Association of
(lit l Grove is planning to serve tif boun
tiful Hallowe'en dinner next, Kridny
evening at the school house from (i t H.
Thirty-live cents for adults and cents
for children will be asked. The pro
ceeds will go toward improving and
beautifying the school with new pic
tures, a handsome plaster cast and
i other long felt necessities.
The
1'ar
been cut-Teacher organization
has
steadily growing.
Several new and interesting features
have been added this year, notably a
ontrilmtion box. The members con-
tribute
coveries,
not money, but questions, (lis-1
pings or other small items to be read
and discussed at each meeting. It has
! proven very successful. Art in the
! form of music, literature or painting is
1 presented, explained and discussed at
! eiu'h meeting. Several speakers from
' the Oregon Agricultural College, other
i WH known persons, as well as some
tle men from our own parts are prom-
ised for the year s program to make it ;
i a highly instructive as well aa interest-
I ;
ing one.
iowa VISITORS ARE
PLEASED WITH VALLEY
-
"No. 1 am not eninir to the' Panama-
, ing to their Iowa home, will go to Se
' attle and visit their daughters in Won
! tana.
j "Never shall I forget the trip we
had around the valley with Mr. Deth
man this morning," said Mr. Halster
yesterday afternoon.
Sanitary Congoleum Rugs
The I'liinz tVmpay has jnM received
11 large shipment of these new and pop.
uliu rugs. They have been ad veil ised
widely in the magazines and are recom
mended especially for Fall and W inter
use as they are dirt and water piool.
Shown in all sizes from door mats to
large room rugs ami a splendid variety
1 11-1 II H III! rouir logs, UICV are SlUC
t.i 11 i iii.mm
success. And the cost
is less than any other floor covering. L.
A. Franz Co., exclusive agents. Mtf
Parties wishing their pianos timed
promptly, please call :'M or leave or
ders at l.nrawuy't jewelry store. Depend
able Work guaranteed; H. J. Witter. L'S
sV
fj i
SPECIAL Heavy blue Flannel Shirts for men single
and double breast. Shirts worth $3.50; sizes 14J i no
to 17: your choice DI.s70
Flannel Shirts for men. in colors grey, brown and blue
values up to $2.50. Not a full run of sizes left but
some dandy bargains if we have your size; choice bl
SPECIAL Men's light woolen underwear; shirts and
drawers, color grey, values up to $1.25 a garment
lour choice while they
Cloth Hats for men, a good knockabout hat for
every day wear. Your choice
Same as above for boys at l.'c
We have just received a new shipment of English
walking shoes for ladies, American Lady brand made by
Hamilton & Brown, regular $3.50 values that we r
bought at a bargain and are selling now for pr. bZaUt)
Child's "Baby Buster" Shoe. Black kid lace, spring
heel and turned sole; a shoe made especially for di A
youngsters w ith weak ankles; sizes 3 to 8; pair.. bl OU
ART GOODS SPECIAL-Pillow tops, table runners,
etc. a tug assortment ot
7;)c values; special, your
COL TUCKER MAY
SEE ACTIVE SERVICE
After six years' retirement Col.
W. K. Tucker, accomnanied bv Mrs.
Tucker, left his Kl Corregidor ranch in
the upper Vallev y .'sterday, bound for
Vancouver to answer the call of the
army department and to take a physi
cal examination preparatory to again
entering active service if his health
record will permit. The call receive I
hy Col. Tucker, who at the time of his
retirement was assistant paymaster
g "neral of the United states army, he
ing in active charge of the Great
Lakes pay department, is general.
having been sent to all ollicers having
retired because of physical disability.
When Col. Tucker came here physi
cians had despaired of his life. He
was suffering from anfailment of the
liver contracted while in the Philip
pines, where he was in charge of the
pay department.
"Today, however," he said yester
day, "1 am as healthy as the best of
men. due primarily to the pure air of
my Upper Hood Kiver Valley farm an
to the exercise I have been taking. I
have been splitting the family wood
lor the past several years
The musical department of the Worn
an's club will hold its next meeting at
Library hall Wednesday afternoon,
when the following program will be
rendered :
Paper, "History of Music," Mrs. E.
D. Kanaga, with the following illus
trations: Gregorian chants and chorals, Mr
Epping.
Ladies' quaitet. Miss Hart mess, Mrs.
Butler, Mrs. Drewery and Miss Ilagar
Polk songs, American, Scotch, and
Irish, Mrs. Huelat.
Piano solo, "Invention," Haeh, Miss
Ella NiehanB.
Violin solo, "Minuet," Reethoven
Miss Kerrin.
Vocal solo, "Aria from Opera Krna
ni." Verdi, Mrs. W. Fort Jackson.
Piano duet, a, "Wedding March from
Lohengrin," Wagner; b, "Darce Mac
cnbee," Saint-Saens, Miss Carlisle anil
Mrs. Huxley.
The cganization's meeting of last
week, when Hans Hoerlein rendered an
organ recital and Mrs. C. H. Henney
sang selections at tne Kiversule church
was much appreciated.
Phillips Will Install Grist Mill
Hoe cake and corn pone bid fair to
become popular forms of diet in the
Apple Valley this winter. J. K. Phil
lips, who for several years has been
operating a lumber mill on Phelps
creek, will leave for Portland soon lo
secure burrs for a grist mill to be add
ed to his lumbering plant. More than
a month ai;o it was announced that Mr
! I hllllllM Willi 11 iirmruin u optut mill iw!
iirnuim. th ,.,nrth f i,ii.'.;( .,!i ,i
i veri .,,, tho mill. huo i,ou,i i,
to receive orders for water ground corn
meal, lie will no doubt take toll from
many turns this winter.
People's Forum
At the regular meeting of the Peo
ples For urn Sunday evening at the Uni
tarian church the following vote was
taken, "Voted to recommend to the
public the more careful reading of the
sociological and economic literature in
i the public library. 1 his refers to
! the technical works on the sociology
j shelves and the Action dealing with the
I social problems. Next Sunday the
j meeting will be given over to the find
; ings of the industrial commission re
! luting to the administration of the
courts of ti e United States.
Women of Woodcraft Elect
The Women of Woodcraft at a meet
ing last week elected the following
ollicers for the ensuing year: Past
Guardian Neighbor. Rebecca Wall;
Guardian Neighor, Catherine Slaven;
Captain of Guards, Lulu Block;. Magi
cian, Alice Shay; Advisor, Alice Miller;
Hanker, Kmma Willis; Secretary, Hat
tie Floyd; Musician, Jessie Thayer;
Inside Sentinel, Ida Parker; Outside
Sentinel, Louise Stevens; Attendant,
Mary Shay.
Pooley Buys Dodge
K. K. Pooley last week purchased
from the Columbia Auto & Machine Co.
a new model Dodge touring car. The
Auto & Machine Company expect to
handle a number of Dodges and Fords
before the spring weather of next year
begins. The impprovements of local
roads and the opening of the Columbia
river highway are strong incentives for
the purcl a-e of autmobi! s by local
people.
Advice Against Shipping Poor Stuff
The shipment of inferior quality
fruit into eastern and central Oregt n
points by individual sellers may have a
had effect on the future demand from
all the Hood Kiver district. It is le
ported that vinegar grade fruit is be
ing purchased from local dealers and is
being sold, after having been wrapped
and packed in boxes, at the easteru
Oregon and central Oregon points.
50c
last, the garment
75c
designs. Kegular 50c and
25c
choice
AT NEW ELECTRIC
Today
Marie Doro in "The Morals of Mar
cus." Had William J. Locke expressly
written his famous novel and play,
"The Morals of Marcus," for Marie
Doro he could not have improved upon
the theme or the role, with their vast
treasure of opportunity charmingly
congenial to the talents and manner
isms of the youthful star. The pictur
esque odtlity and originality of the
charming play is further illuminated
by the sweet wistfulness and captivat
ing personality of Miss Doro. Her del
icate beauty and appealing tenderness
make her an ideal interpreter of the
role of Carlotta, the slender and fas
cinating little refugee from a Turkish
harem, and the central character of
the play.
'I he portrayal calls for the greatest
test of artistic ability and personal
charm, for although at the inception of
the. story, Carlotta is a dainty, mis
chievous, insensuous slip of a girl, she
develops rapidly as the action progress
es into a woman with the profoundest
depths of feeling and unconquerable
love, and the interpretation requires
versatility and trained intelligence to a
marked degree, of which Miss Doro is
the abundant possessor. Her immedi
ate success in the role in the stage pre
sentation of the play stamped her as
an artist of rumarkanle attainment
and established her firmly as an Amer
ican star of the highest rank.
The dcvlopment of the plot unfolds
one of the most delightful love stories
that the stage has produced in years.
The element of comedy is predominant,
but there are many moments of pathos
in the play, that effectively demon
strale the truth that all wisdom is
folly, ssve only that which has germin
ated in trials and sufferings.
The entire supporting cast is excep
tionally well chosen, and in connection
with the elaborate settings and the
varied atmosphere of the subject, pro
vide a film story that will not only be
entertaining but long remembered.
Sunday
For this date the Electric has se
cured Marguerite Clara in "Gretna
Green." Souvenir post cards of Miss
(. lark will be distributed.
In Gretna Green" Marguerite Cl&rk
bewitchingly portrays the adorable
character of Dolly F.rskine, a little En
glish belle and a bit of a flirt, who
queens it over the beaux of the realm
with sovereign sway, until she loses
her heart under circumstances both
humorous and dramatic.
Miss Clark's winsome personality
her piquant beauty and elfin grace as
sist her in making the role of Dolly
one or i.er greatest character crea
tions. The romance and humor ot
Gretna Green have thrilled and nmused
countless audiences as a play, and the
screen version of this noted subject
with the amplification of the plot anil
me auineniic reproduction of the ft.
iiious Green, made possible only through
the film production, enhance the gen
eral interest and anneal of the storv.
while the striking and unique costumes
01 tne period cuntriliute to the total
charm of the picture.
An effort will be made to keep the
snow lor Monday.
Wednesday and Thursday
Wednesday and Thursday, November
i ana 4. John liarrymore in Are You
a ftlason:
Mr. liarrymore portrays the charac
icr or rrana rerry, a dashing young
marrieu man 01 exuneranl spirits and
vivjd imagination. When his wife an
nounces that her chief desire in life is
have him become a Mason, Perrv to
grasps the opportunity it affords for
staying out several nights, explaining
his numerous absences from home by
the logical statement that he is spend
ing his evenings at the Masonic lodge,
undergoing the ordeals of initiation.
One nihgt wifey delightullv announc
es that her father, Grand Master of
thtf Masons, is coming to visit them.
Perry s agonized efforts to keep his
father-in-law fiom discovering his de
ception, and the fearful tangles in
which he becomes involved thereby
culminating in a situation which is one
of the funniest climaxes ever con
ceived, furnish the humor of the farce,
which is furtherlheightened by the fact
that the "grand master" has also de
ceived his family, is not a Mason, and
is constantly manufacturing other de
ceptions to safeguard his first false
hood.
How he is finally caught and cornered
by his clever son-in-law, who emeraos
victoriously from the chaos he has cre
ated, ends the comedy "in a roaringly
laughable manner.
Jury Drawn
Jurors for the November term of the
circuit court have been drawn as fol
lows :
Chas. Kawson, A. T. Zeek. W. J
Wollam, J. H. Ileilbronner, A. J.
Freidly C. A. Bell. Chas. Nelson, Dav
id Thorn., J.F. Candi-e, M. 0. Boe
W. D. Allen, L. Hunt. W. L. Clark)
F.. C. Hrownlee, C. W. Reed, J. M.
laylor, .las. Wishart, John Otten, C.
A. Hickle, Louis H. A meson, F. P.
Friday, John VV. Palmer, M. V. Perry)
J. H. Hunt. F. A. Massee. A. J. Ha
gen. R. E. Doane, H. S. Galligan, E.
O. Wnnchar, J. F. Carnes. J. C. How
man. Wood heaters. E A. Frani Co.
tf
ROYAL SOCIETY FLOSS
of colors, the skein
Notice of Sheriff's Sale
Jn the County court of Hit Mule ot On-yon,
for (ti County of Hood Kiver.
First National Rank. H1 Kiver, Orftroti. n
Bunking Corporation. I'lumtirr,
vs.
Frank Davenport, Hfk-n K lavtnpnrt, C. I,.
ItKrs, Walthfr-r-Williams lltmluare Company,
a Corporation. Chus. liussey aix) 'lii.mian D&t,
I e fondants.
Hy virtue of execution and ofiier of sale inued
out of the above eiititlttl court to me ilireeted
iiatel the 27th tlay of ()i to(Mr, iyi.r, upon a juiIk
ment arid decree of foreclosure made and rntered
in'said court and t aue on the li'th day of October,
in favor of plaintiff. First National hank.
Hood Kiver. Oregon, a ilunkintf Corporation, and
I against the defendants utiove named, for the sum
01 ttil.4l, together with trie interest thereon at
the rata of eirht per cent, per annum from the 2i
day of June. HMf. for plain tilT's cost .sand dudmrse
mentH herein taxed at $-1.75, and for the further
sum of attorney'), fees, and the costs of and
upon this writ, commanding me to make sale of
the property hereinafter described;
Now therefore, by virtue of said writ of execu
tion, judKment. decree and order of sale, and in
compliance therewith, I will on Saturday, the J7th
day of November, lKI'i, at the hour of 10 o'clock
a. m., at the front dtmr tif the court house in the
City and County of Hood Kiver, Orcein, sell at
public auction to the hitrheM bidder for . h in
hand, all the riKht title and interest which the
above named defendant, or either of them, bud on
the 1st day of A locust, I'-Hn, the date of plaintiff's
said mortfcraife foreclosed, or since said date, in
and to the following described real property, sit
uated in Hood Kiver County, Oregon, towit:
All of lt Numbered One and Two in itlock
Numbered Nine (!, of Hull's subdivision of lots or
tracts "A" and "B" of I'leaant View addition to
the Town, now the City of Hood Kiver. according
to the plat of said subdivision, recorded in the of
fice of th county clerk of Wasco county, in Book
27 of Deeds at l';ige 449; excepting, however, a
part of said Lots One and Two described as fol
lows: Commencing at the Northwest corner of
Ixt One, running thence Kast along the North
line of said Lots One and Two, KjO feet; theme
South 25 feet: thence West parallel with said
North line .'.il feel, thence North I&i feet to the
place of beginning; to satisf said execution,
judgment, order and decree and costs ami accru
ing costs upon this writ.
Dated ami first published October '2th, Ud'..
THOS. K. JOHNSON,
o2H-n24 Sheriff of Hi! Kiver County. Oiegon:
Notice of Sheriff's Sale
In the C;ircuit Court of the State of Oregon, for
Hood Kiver County.
A. O. Lindis, i'laintiff,
vs.
W. J. Baker. Florence H Baker. E. P. Morlan,
W. E. King. Harriett B. King and Anna M. Saw
yer. Defendants.
By virtue of an execution and order of sale is
sued out of the above en tit lei) court to me directed
dated the 27th day of OctoU-r, l!d.". upon a judg
ment anil decree o! foreclosure made and entered
in said court and cause on thel'.Uh dav of October.
Utir., in favor of A. O. Eindis. the plaintiff, against
me ueiemiants lor the sum of m.2Iu.ihi, together
with interest thereon from the liith day of June,
IH14, at the rate of 7 per cent, per annum, and
the further sum of 25h,ou attorney's fees, and for
plaintiff's costs anil disbursements in said suit
taxed at $22. Tit), and the costs of and upon this
writ, commanding tne to make sale of the follow
ing described property, situated in Hood Kiver
County. Oregon, towit: All of Eots l:t ami 14 in
Town of Belmont, according to the plat thereof
now on record in the office of the County Kecord
erof Hood Kiver. formerly Wascu County. Ore
gon. Now therefore, by virtue of said writ of execu
tion, judgment, decree and order of sale, and in
compliance therewith. I will on Saturday the 27lh
day of Novernlter, IMa, at the hour of ll) o'clock
a. m.. at the front door of the Court House, in the
City and County of lb tod Kiver. Oregon, sell at
public auction lo the highest bidder for cash in
hand. all right, title and interest which theaUive
named defendants, or either of them had on the Hi
day of June. the date of plaintiff's said mort
gage forclosed. or since said date, in and to ihe
following descrilutt property, towit:
All of Iits l:i and 1 1, in the town of Belmont,
according to the plat thereof now of record in Ihe
office of the County Kecorder of Hood Kiver, form
erly Wasco County. Oregon; to satisfy said execu
tion, judgment, deem- and order and accruing
costs upon this writ.
Dated and lirst publish! October 2Mb. lMl.r
THOS. F. JOHNSON.'
o2n24 Sheriff of Ho,! Kiver County. Oregon.
SOCIETIES.
HOOD K1VKK I.OHUK No. lur, A. F". and A.
M.-.Meets Halm-day evening on or before
each full moon. II. Hhkmink-k, W. M
1). McDonald. Secretary.
Hood Kiver Commandery No. V! K T
Ifa Meets every first Tuesday evening
chcii moiiiii. 11. I, Pl'Mlil.K, I. F. C
A. 1. Miik, Recorder.
HOOD KIVKIH TIAITKK NO It A. M
Meels nrst and third Friday nig'hisor each
nionth. t'. Iiroi k, H F.
. A. Si h At knrk, Secretary.
MT. llOOIU'OI'Nrll.No. K. R as. M .Meets
111 Masonic Hall every third Tuesday In
each mouth.
, I- I'l'MHI.K, T. 1. M.
H. HKKHII.NKK, Kecorder.
HOOD KIVKK CIIAITFR NO. jr., O. F: H -.Meets
second and f.uirl n Tuesday evening
oteach month. V tailors cordially welcomed
NlK-s' K- I. Oot'i.n, w. M.
Miss ACTA t'ooi.n, Seeielary.
WAl'NA TFMI'I.F: PYTHIAS' S 1ST Kits Sot,
..... ....... ' nun una 1 uesilays 11
each mouth at K. of I' nail.
Mis h liiieiii... It...,. I M L'
CoHHKAN STKANAHAV. M t.l W Vi' ' " '
Scmik Lynn, M ol F.
HOOD KIVF.KdKt l.K SD.5J1, Wll.MKN OF
......umii-jieeut ai i. oi p. nail on the
flrataud Third Thursday stf each nu.nih
Mrs. Kchecca Wall, li. N.'
.Mk.. MAY-nit NikKi,sKN, Clerk.
w1'coma lohuf; no. ai k.
Meets in K. ot P. hall every Tuesday night
, , , K- vv- Ulagdon, f, c
Louis Isenherg. K. of It nud s
T F. Johnson, M. ol F.
HAKI. RF.HFK AH I.OHHK No. IV,, . ().,).
,., ,, ,,, , nesiim eveninir In
e.ich month in Ihe 1 i,M fellows tittll ,f
miles smith 01 Hood Kiver, It. l
,. , , F.liabeih Ui v.'n. u.
II. S. Cauglicy, Sec.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred TVillnre
Reward for anv case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Hall's
Latarrh Curs.
. F J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O.
o is nave n.nown r , j.
rjieney for the last 15 years, and believe
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation" made 'bv his firm
NATIONAL BANK OF' COMMERCE
,, , , . , . , Toledo. O.
Hali .' Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu
cous surfuces of the system Testimonials
V.? ,, if' 1 r" ;i c,n,a Per bottle. Sold
by all lnuggists. ,
Tk Han Family Pin. for conitlptUtas,
-A good assortment
lc
Men's and Boys' Overcoats
and Rain Coats
We were never better prepared to
supply your needs in this line. We
have some big bargains to offer you
that you should not miss. Ask to see
them. You may not be ready to buy
but we would like you to see these
splendid values. Coats at one-half
price and less.
The Paris Fair
Hood River's Largest
and Best
Oakdale Greenhouses
The first 15 days in December
is a good time to plant Roses,
Shrubs and all hardy plants.
We have them. Have also tu
lips and daffodils. Pot plants
for winter at Franz', where
orders for cut flowers will be
taken.
Fletcher (EL Fletcher
I'hone 47.(8 Hood Kiver
FOR SALE
KnrMiile 'tittup !! tirowl kowb, one Willi s
I'ieH, "" very tine Ijcuhorn chW'keiiH. 2 work
I hoiMtrt, I (tony. Nrdillc mid bridle; 1 youtitf Jer
I sry row, I 'j-sruled liHfk, I farm wagon; f allien
rust in tliMid Klver or uddrenB K, M. HoHeu
; tliul .Mosier, Oregon. 114
KorNiile Cheap Two Diiroc Jerwy brood
siiwh; Itm plifH from nix to one Jyear old. Two
ItorseH work either (tingle or double. Tele
phone tai. nit
Kor Sale ('Himry lords Pir :t. BlngerH t'..5(i
I lniiortrd .sloek; phone 4iAit. n4
For Sale A buggy or tiM'k pole, Hteoud
hand. Pnone .ih.17. ui
For Sale Cadillac ar In tlrat elans condi
tion. iniiiire of Ignore Aduiiia or Columbia
Auto A Maehine Co. oVH
For Sale Vtiiing pigs, 2 for K'i.iiO.
I4I. Kruno F ran..
Hboue
For Hale A Htihd oak dining table, I? F.n.
riulreal I ill Taylor si., one hloek wel of Sta
led a store. . u4
For Hale or Trade For hay or wood, a Jer
sey eow, reglatereil. I'hone MiW. oHH
For Hale A JO ton eapat'lty leetl I'utter,
either hand or tower, practically uew. IW per
cent dlacount from original price. One brand
new Mil ml t wauon bed, wine dlacount. .I.K.
Tlioinpsou, I'arkdale, or., tel. OdeK 11. o'.T
For Hule Fine baled oat straw by the ton or
carload. C. A. 1'arvln, :ttU F:ast iird Street,
I'ortiaud, Oregon. o','K
For Sale-Khode Inland tied piillela. I'hone
Hi7, lewlai- Brown. oHtf
F'or Sale
Ode I M.
Dry fir wood delivered.
I'hone
o3l
F'or Hale or Kxcliange-Modern equipped
houxe and lot in city oi liiaid Klver, free of
incuutherance, at a real bargain price, or will
lake a Komi team of mares, horteaor good cat
tle mid pei liHps sonic farm liuplemenlN, wag
ons, etc., I:i exchange, Oeo. W. tint t, Hox
s:, 11. it. no. 1. (.
F01 -Sale One .inches Mitchell wagou In
tlrat class condition with uew apple rack.
I'hone Odell Iix4. allot f
F'or Hale I'urchred Fotand China pigs for
aale at grade pig prices. We are overatia'ked
and will sell tllleen pure bred pigs of April
and May farrow at from ti Intllil each. It. H
Uallignn. i'hone -ITls'i. all-tf
For Trade so acres big timber, ftOaeres tilla-hlt-;
h miles up Moaier creek; clear title by
owner, o. I.. 1 ratou, telephone 57mi. Hood
Itlver, Oregon. n4
A Snap-ii'a acres on the Columbia Highway
some hearing orchard, lots 01 free water; will
niitlie ihe lineal Mummer home. 1'rlce Htuiu.tiu,
your own lime al 11 per cent Interest. See the
Olacicr- apifctf
Thoroughbred l!ig Type 1'oltiinl. China hogs
lor saie-A lew service boars, bred gilts ana
weaning pigs all registered or eligible lo teg
isler. These are sired hy our Big Knox, (lold
standard and Orand I.ook boars, Hlg Knox
sired the Junior Grand Champlou of Iowa
hd l; these are all of the big easy feeding pro
lific type and are priced Ui sell. Addreaa H.
s. (iHlligan, Hood Kiver, Or., phone i'.VA. olll
FOR RENT
To l.el Hood horse to let out for Ilia feed,
this winter. I'honenisi. B IK
For Kent Light
I'hone itiil.
housekeeping
rooms,
ojltt
For Kent Tract of i'i'; acres for rent, small
orchard, good land, rent very cheap lor cash.
Apply to Mrs. M S. Armstrong, Paradise
Farm. oJM
Fm Kent F urnished or not i room bungalow
barn if desired; W. H. .lonea, phone
evenings. onlO
WANTED
Wanted -Mart led man from the Flaat wauls
position on ranch. Address Fred Hrvalit. care
C T. Koheits, Hood Itlver, Oregon. iiSH
MISCELLANEOUS
Lost ttlkln ftllll u-ltl. vulval wllu. I.tut ill
taken from automobile Wednesday looming
between Dr. I'iueo's place and town on Bel
mont road. I. A. Heudersou. nlioue L:l. Ill
Lost-Kastern Siar pin Friday night, Octo
ber J.'. Finder please return lo Bon Ton Bur
tier Shop. u4
l-ost-ljidies' black and whlteeoatand linen
duster tu t ween Miaienf Washington dock and
Nan Horn. Return to The O lacier ortlce lor
reward. o2H
For Trade Medium type Poland-China
boar and tired sow, both registered, will
Hade lor stta k hogs of equal value. W. K.
l.ibson ,v Son, odcli, ore. . o8S
Wanted -A good Young cow, Zimmerman
Kratu h, Cha. Siruck, Mgr., Lyle, Wn. oH
Lost-w real h and pearl pin. Mrs. Murray
Kay, pi. one L'JCJ.. um
Highest ca-sh prices paid for extra larga
fancy apples and pears. All varieties. Call
Ml. Hood Hotel, Kttoui :tl. o'.it
To Trade-What huve you lo trade for a
horse? Phone :sx. n04
Found- small hand hag, containing all
ver ami house key. owner calUTOi o2S
W ill winter one gentle horse. Oond hay.
bedding and stall mom fnrulshed. C. M. Cul
ling, I runt Lake, Wash. oai
For Service -"Country Oentlemau". This
magnificent I'oland-Chiua hoar from the fani
ous Ihonias-W .Lawaou herd Is now stationed
ai lie itetl i rotta ranch, I mile north ol Fark.
'-' JL""'' w1U' Irtv"K of return. Hf
,3.v ' R1TEKS For bale or rem uneasy
terms A. V Oothann u-U