fiOOD IUVEK GLACIER THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER .10, 1913
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tii'iini i. I.H,-, i.r nrlli'le nt h general nature,
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A WOMWS FAIIC
An Hnitiitimi is l.eir.g tiibile to huve
the iiropoM'd flnMial snxk show of next
year evtftiiJtrJ to tHke in Ihe activities
of the communities' housewives. The
miEgchtion i.' one worthy of runimi'iiuV
tion, ai.d we ho c the women w ill sec
their drains uratilii 'I.
The lloo'l Kiver valli' innumerable
gt.o-1 cooks shi.tild I e permitted to vie
with each other in the nikinjf of pas
tries find dreads and in the display of
their canned fruits. The seani.itreasea
should he allowed t-j hrinif forth their
handiwork. We assure the women that
we shall take just as much interest in
this prnoMd Imruh of the fair of
next year as in the line htoek. The
iiiislmnds should not he allowed to no
forth with all the glory.
It was suunestcd directly tu us a few
tlays tnat we supply a woman's
pH;e with the Glacier. We did not at
first comprehend the suni;etioii, think
ing that it was meant that we fill a
puKC with cuts of a changing fashion
or some such matter. We ahhor this
turn of many newspapers, anil we were
immensely pleased to leurn that such a
fuestinn was not inlet. did. Instead
it was proposed that we ive our spare
to local women fur the exchange of
recipes for cooking anil canning and
for suggestions of enli rtainment dur
ing festive seasons.
We will welcome the first recipe
from a Hood River woman. And we
assure thu women of the valley that
we will be glad to puhlish every item
of news or interest that will assist
them in making their home life in the
Hood Kiver valley more profitable and
pleasant. Where articles are not of
recent news happenings we will re
serve the privilege of holding them for
future issues of the paper, when our
space will not 'permit of their publica
tion on week of their receipt.
A COMPARISON
Cities, like human beings, soon gain
good or bad reputations. The visitors
to a large city are impressed with cer
tain features which they never forget.
A city may gain a name for its im
morality, or its conservatism, even for
ultra puritanical qualities of its resi
dents. Seattle, a city known in the four cor
ners of the world, from reports that
arc circulating, is getting in bad. It is
getting a name that a big, progressive
metropolis should not have. The repu
tation that is attaching to the name of
Seutle will have an cITcct that will re
sult in injury.
Seattle is said to tolerate, even con
nive at the custom of holding up its
tourists with exorbitant hotel rates.
Scores of the bankers fit the recent
American Hankers' Association conven
tion nt the Washington metropolis re
turned to their respective homes thor
oughly sore at the stiir prices inflicted
on them. Kates at hotels are said to
have been doubled for the occasion.
This in not the first time Seattle has
been accused of such practices.
Compare, our' own city of Portland
with Seattle. I 'or t liinil sends its visit
ors away with talcs of praise. Tourists
lire given the best at no increase of
in ten. And Hood Kiver, too, in making
such n reputation. Local hotels treat
alike the home ir an or the visitor.
When inekenridge .tones, a St. l.ouis
hanker, who was recently motoring
through the community, received bis
bill at the Hotel Oregon, bo expressed
his surprise that it was not more.
FIRE PREVENTION DAY
Governor Wiltiycoinhe has proclaimed
October ! us fire prevention day. Citi
zens of Oregon communities are urged
to take an inventory of their fire traps
on this occasion and set about to re
move them, and thus prevent serious
tires.
A large percentage of had tires could
easily he prevented by a little fore
thimght in removing debris. Often
people become accustomed to some old,
woitliless, unsightly building, not only
an eyesore to the town but an ever
menacing fire trap. Catching from a
carelessly tossed mutch or from sonic
other source the old structure is sud
denly in flumes, igniting valuable
neighboring property. Several months
ago we saw the old Armory go up in
flames. Hood Kiver was never luckier.
If a high wind bad been blowing the
damage of a nie.ht ininht have reached
a thousand times the worth of the old
structure.
Hood Kiver has a few vacant lots
that should be kept clean o dead veg
etation and litter. We may well lojk
iiroiuid us on tile prevention day.
NEWS THAT IS GRATIFYING
The preponderance of opinion, as ex
pressed by those who have visited the
Panama-Pacific exposition at San Fran
ticso, is that lbmd Kiver and the state
of Oregon have gteatly benefited from
publicity at the great world's fair. It
was indeed gratifying news, that
brought to us last week by H. C. Las
sen, a Californian, who met with the
directors of the Commercial club and
who in the words of a business man
told that Hood Kiver would get returns
many fold for the expenditures made
; in presenting the fair visitor with
corr.rrer.tniive idea of our community
: and iti .'product srd its sh.rrour.ding
! glories of scenery.
. ' Compared with the sums expended by
other states, Oregon's appropriation
as modest. But the money haa teen
well cpent. Hood Kiver and Oregon
', have gotten dollar's worth of public
ity out of every dollar put at the die
posal of their representatives.
EXHIBITS WANTED
There has been a dearth of vegeta-
i bles and fruits for exhibit purposes at
' the Oregon heidiUi.rters at San Fran
'cisco. Growers have been indifferent
! to the opportunities, or else they have
been going on the theory that the other
! man would lake care of sending down
the fruit. The Apple Growers Associa
tion is taking steps to redeem the apa
thy of the district. Every grower, as
W. F. Laraway stated two weeks ago,
should appoint himself a committee of
one. to see that the exposition gets the
best Hood Kiver has toofTer. Oregon's
exhibits have attracted as much inter
est as any at the great fair, and this
interest of past months will stimulate
an interest among visitors yet to Bee
the exposition. Help all you can, even
though your assistance may be modest,
and do not let the Oregon space go un
filled with our excellent products.
THE HARVEST MOON
Did you see the glorious harvest moon
last week? The full, yellow orb of Di
ana rose each evening at first darkness
and shone the entire night, shedding
rays more yellow and effulgent than
usual. This full moon of the autumn
season is called the harvest moon be
cause the peasants of Normandy and
lirittany were accustomed to spend the
evenings harvesting their crops by the
aid of its light. Portions of the night
were spent in work and the remainder
in pleasantries.
Just contemplate the horror that the
harvest moon may look down on in the
continental European countries today
instead of scenes pastoral, Diana may
behold that of carnage and blood.
Then think of the quiet and peace of
these Oregon hills.
lid All MARKERS
We have had many tourists this year,
and no small portion of them, because
of our poorly marked roads, have been
lust. In the summer months people
from The Dalles en route to Parkdale,
not knowing the roads and there being
no signs, took the Fir road for the
Neal creek canyon and were getting
buck close to home agsin without
knowing it. It is said by people of the
East Side that rarely a day passes that
motorists do not stop to inquire the way
to The Dalles. Others from the east
want to know the route v leading to
Hood Kiver. The cross road should be
well marked with signs large enough
to attract attention.
The tentacles of Oregon's prohibition
law are feeling around. If the inter
pretation placed on the new Iuwb by
the Women's Christian Temperance Un
ion is maintained, partakers of both
spirituous or malt beverages and of the
solaces of tobacco, must forego one or
the other of the alleged evils. Accord
ing to tho new law all citizens of the
state, or families, will be allowed to
receive from outside points certain
specified amounts of liquor or beer dur
ing a month ; that is, all citizens except
those addicted to the use of narcotics.
Tobacco, the women are reported as
asserting, is a narcotic, anil automat
ically the user thereof must be denied
the privileges of the law.
The Portland Evening Telegtam has
been bitten by the bug of "bomwodul-ism"-we
coin the word to tit the pre
dicament of this metropolitan daily.
It bus followed in the footsteps of the
other two Portland papers and has add
ed an anti-serious column called, "The
Monday Mutterer" for muts.
Thu announcement of bankruptcy
proceedings of Rev. E. A. Harris, for
merly pastor of a Hood Kiver church,
is exciting much unfnvorale comment
among his numerousreditors.
A cosmopolitan lot of tourists have
visited the Hood River valley this sea
son. Last week enthusiastic visitors
were hero from Denmark, England and
Australia.
Pay your taxes today.
At the Electric Sunday
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MARSHAL NEILAN
,n 'heCounlryJoy"
Pocket Stamps, Linen Markers, Hand
Paters, etc., at the Glacier oilier.
Irev. young and new
MEMBERS HONORED
Rev. W. B. Young and family and
new members cf the Asbury Methodist
church were guests of honor at a recep
tion at the church building last Friday
evening. The popularity of Rev. Young
and the high regard in which he is held
by his congregation was evidenced by
the large crowd present to welcome
him back to Hood River fur another
year. Rev. Young is now serving his
fifth year as pastor of the church. Both
he and Mra. Young have won places of
high esteem and honor among local
people.
Delectable refreshments were served
and the following enjoyable program
was rendered :
Duet, Miss Stanton and Mra. Moore.
Solo, Mrs. Dullard.
Reading. Mrs. W. B. Young.
Duet, Mr. and Mrs. Lathrop.
Reading, Mrs. J. E. Ferguson.
Solo, Mrs. Moore.
Address of Welcome, Prof. N. E.
Fertig.
Response for Belmont, F. C. Sher
rieb. Response, Rev. Young.
Hymn, Assemblage.
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES
(By Mark Moc)
Well ! The home team lost. Proba
bly one of the greatest reasons is the
fact that there weren't many support
ers out to help. Nearly anyone can re
call seeing or hearing of games in
which the inferior team won, on ac
count of the spirit in the crowd that
was helping them. H. K. II. S. lost to
Portland Academy last Friday on our
own grounds, 7 to 0. The Portland
Academy team was made up of heavier
men, and they had better team work
than the high school team. But, ac
cording tu the coaches and officials, to
gether with the verdicts of several foot
ball critics present, Hood River high
has speed. And with that to work
with, Coaches Wagner and Grout will
have an invincible team soon. Now it
is well worth your while to pay 35
cents and see that liT ol' high school
team play. Again, the coaches found
other faults in the team which they be
ieve they can eliminate by the next
game. Ultimately it is very likely, ac
cording to Coach Wagner that there
will be some change in the positions of
left half, quarterback and both ends.
Some of their changes, however, may
tie only temporary.
No one ever realizes how much the
students appreciate the coming of the
town people to their athletic contests,
notfor the fact of getting the money so
much as the spirit they show.
And now to show you what the high
school team is really made of, by what
they ilid Friday. The team made yard
age about the same as P. A. How
ever, in the first half they didn't play
as well as in the last half of the game.
P. A. forged right ahead and made
their touchdown in the first half; how
ever, in thu last half the odds were
rather in our favor, and we came near
ly making a touchdown. In fact, Mai
Button did cross the line with the ball,
but in his 20 yard run down the field he
was very close to the side line and
in one step of that eventful run a por
tion of one of the calkB on his left shoe
crossed the side line, thus annulling the
touchdown.
The line up for Portland Academy
was .Simmons, c; Fraley, lg;Glaatt,
It; Strong, le; Warrens, rg; Fuller, rt;
Hell, re; Capt. Lewis, q; Croften, rh ;
Shoenberg, Ih ; Hicks, fb. The substi
tutions at the end of the first half were
Cudlipp for Croften, Croften for
Strong. At nearly the close of the
third quarter Croften was slightly dis
abled and Strong again took the place
at left end.
The high school lineup was: Jacob-
sen, c; Lancaster, rg ; A. Button, rt;
Jones, re; Hasbrouck, Ig; VonderAhe,
It; Buntlev, le; Nickelsen, q; Howard,
fb; M. Button, rh ; Breed, lh. The
substitutions at the end of the first half
were Tucker for Breed, Johnsen for
Jones and Lofts for Hasbrouck.
Miss Alice See, county librarian,
gave quite an extended talk at the as
sembly Tuesday of last week. Miss
See gave mintue instructions in the use
of the library, which she hopes were
heeded, for they will save the librari
ans a great deal of trouble if carried
out.
At the senior class meeting held last
Thursday Mark Mot was elected editor
in chief of the Mascot; Miss Ella Nie
hans, asoaciate eitor; Leonard Howard,
business manager; Earl Shank, juke
editor, and Lester Fisher, uenior class
representative.
The junior class elected Miss Matie
Hartmess as junior representative on
the Mascot; the sophomore class, Miss
Katherine Baker, sophomore represent
ative, and the freshman class, Frank
VonderAhe as freshman representative.
At this time of the year football
should come first, last and all the time.
The high school has the following
games scheduled: Franklin, high,
Portland, No 19; Camas high, of Csm
as, Oct. 22, and The Dalles high, Nov.
5.
The high school plays Stevenson high
here'at 2.J10 Friday afternoon. We Cer
tainly ought to win this game, since we
won two out of two games played last
year, and the high school is expecting
more people out to the game. The
reason fur letting school out to play
the game last week and the game to
morrow at 2.30 instead of waiting until
:1.;I0, is that the expenses can be low
ered so much that it makes the propo
sition worth while.
The Retort Legal.
The Judge did not seem to appreciate
the remarks of the lawyer for tho de
fense. Several years before they had
had a debt over the question of reli
gion. At last the Judge Interrupted
tho lawyer find said, "Do you not know
that everything you are saying Is go
ing In one onr and out the other?"
The lawyer turned to him and re
plied, "Your honor, what Is to pre
vent?" Argonaut.
Board of Equalization East Fork Irri
gation District
Notice is hereby given that the Hoard
of Directors of East Fork Irrigation Dis
trict, setting as a Board of Equalization,
will meet at itsoMce in the City of Hood
Kiver, Oregon, for the purpose of review
;ng and correcting its assessment and
apportionment of taxes for the year of
l!'ir, beginning on the first Tnesdav of
October, 1(1I. The Board w ill coiitmue
in session from day to day as long as
mav U necessary, not to exceed 10 days,
exclusive of Sundays, and will hear and
determine snv objection or complaint by
any interested person to its said assess
ment and apportionment snd chanuethe
same as shall appear necessary ana pro
per. Dated Septemlier 7, litlfi.
GEORGE K. WILIU'K,
s'.'.l-s.iO Secretary.
tan Prcneiaoe and Ita Harbor,
San Francisco propr Is on tb bar
row neck of land lyliig to tb south of
the Golden Gat opening. similar
neck, though lesa narrow, rise abrupt
ly at the north. Behind tbesa two
strips, runnlnc general' parallel to
j the ocean, la the bay of San Francisco,
: the northern extremities of which bear
the names San Pablo bay and Sulsun
bay. This combined body of water
Us a total area of 430 square miles
and a shore line of 350 mile. The
; area eiceedlng thirty feet of depth at
' low water la approximately 190 square
mile. The entrance to the bay la a
mile wide, and alz mllea outside this
'entrance In a half circle la a narrow
bar over which at low tide there la a
uniform depth of thirty feet and two
crossings of over thirty feet Around
this bay la grouped the population of
the metropolltjin San Francisco, em
bracing Oakland, Alameda, Berkeley,
Richmond and smaller centers. Engi
neering Magazine.
Polite Rebuke.
On the boat from Kiel to Copenhagen
the son of BJoru Bjornson, the famous
Norwegian man of letters, wandered
up to the top deck of the steamer, from
whence ran a small companion ladder
to the captain's bridge. On the stair
way was a conspicuous placard with
the legend "Elngang Verboten." But.
conscious of special privilege as his
great father's son. Mr. Bjornson as
sceuded aud was strutting around on
the bridge when an officer appeared
and politely but peremptorily ordered
him down.
BJornson's Indignation was unbound
ed. "Why, my man, what do you
mean? Don't you know who I am?
Why, sir, I am the son of the greatest
Norwegian poet of all times!"
The officer was visibly Impressed.
He bowed, all humility and admiration.
"I beg your pardon, Ilerr Ibsen," he
apologized. Everybody's.
Walking For Joy.
I walk out Into a nature such as the
old prophets and poets Mauu, Moses,
Homer, Chaucer walked In. You may
name It America, but It Isn't America.
Neither Amerlcus Vespucius nor Co
lumbus lfor the rest were the discover
ers of It There Is a truer account of
it lu mythology than any history of
America, so called, that I have seen.
At present In this vicinity the best
part of the Uud Is not private proper
ty. The landscape Is not owned, and
the walker eujoys comparative free
dom. But possibly the day will come
when It will be partitioned oft Into so
called pleasure grounds. In which a
few will take a narrow and exclusive
pleasure only. To enjoy a thing ex
clusively Is commonly to exclude your
self from the true enjoyment of it.
Let us Improve our opportunities, then,
before the evil days come. Thorcau.
Webster and Turkeys.
Senator Daniel Webster at his farms
In New Hampshire and at Marshfleld,
Mass., seems to .have been one of the
earliest advocater. 4tt Improving the
turkey. He did a great deal In that
way himself and' sent many fine gob
blers and hens 1 from Marshfleld to
friends at home and lu Europe who
were engaged In Improving breeds of
poultry. A downtown hotel In this
city mnde for years a special feature
of serving prime turkeys from Web
ster's Marshfleld farm. The "godlike
Daniel" used to stay at that hotel,
and at times when In good humor he
would take the head of a table and
carve one of his own raised turkeys, a
saddle of mutton from his New Hamp
shire place or a haunch of a deer shot
by himself in Tlymouth woods. New
York Sun.
Private Cars of Bahia.
In the town of-Bahla, on the east
coast of Brazil, the private car ques
tion has been settled to the satisfac
tion of every white resident by pro
viding a private street car for each of
them. The cars ore pushed by a na
tive block and nre small. They are
fitted with a wide sent which will hold
two persons. The tracks of this pri
vate road lead through the main streets
of the town, with switches to the stores
and dubs. Each owner of a cor has
a switch to his yard and boards his
car In the same manner as an automo
blllst. The road Is financed by each
enr owner, who pays a certain sura
each year for upkeep. The road Is
used for no other purpose than to car
ry the owners on their outing or call
ing expedltIons.-Vall Street Journal.
The Refrigerator Lid.
Refrigerator and Icebox lids have a
way of banging down upon the head
of the person who Is seeking victuals
or Ice In the top compartment This
may easily be prevented by stenlng
to the wall a curved piece of springy
brass, projecting In such a way that
It will catch the refrigerator lid when
this Is pushed up. but will not hold It
so tightly that the Hd cannot be closed
again without effort
It Glanced Off.
Mrs. Wleklelgh looked over the room
which the maid had pronounced fin
ished. "Mary Ann," she said, "If you will
tnke a sweeping glance around this
room I think you will find that you
have given It a very glancing sweep."
Ladles' Home Journal.
Romeo and Juliet
"Was Rome founded by Romeo?" In
quired a pupil of the teacher.
"No, my son," replied the wise man.
"It was Juliet who was found-dead by
Romeo."
Careworn man has In all ages bowd
vanity to reap tlespalr. Goethe.
Coniittent.
Brown-Why Is your daughter golug
to talk against the permanence of a
republic In that college debate? Smith
-Because she thought the advocacy
of a republic would not go well with
her new empire gown. Brooklyn Citi
zen. At the Cottage.
He 1 didn't know it was so late.
Are you sure that clock la going?
Petnlnlue voice from above It's going
a whole lot faster than you are, young
man. Feun State Froth.
The
Scrap Book
Made It Pretty Lively.
A Washington official, speaking of
blunders In the diplomatic service, told
of mistake committed by an Ameri
can in Afghanistan. He said:
"This American entertained the sbah-
tada for three days.
giving him a band
some suit of rooms
In bla house. The
morning of the
shahtada'a arrival
the American host
visited him In his
apartment and was
amaxed to see the
royal guest and bis
entire staff hopping
about the floor In
the oddest way.
They conversed po
litely and gravely,
but instead of walk
ing they bopped,
TUET HOPPED. uk,ng grMt ,eap
of eight or nine feet The host ven
tured to ask the reason of this hop
ping. The shahsada politely replied
" Tou see, this carpet Is green, with
pink roses here and there. Green Is
a sacred color with us, so we are
obliged to hop from rose to rose. It Is
good exercise, but rather fatiguing, I
coufess.' "
The Happieet Heart.
Who drtvea the horses of the sun
Shall lord It but a day.
Belter the lowly deed were done
And kept the humble way.
The met will find the sword of tame;
The dust will hide the crown.
Aye, none ehall nail eo high hie name
Time will not tear It down. '
The happiest heart that ever beat
Was In some quiet breast
That found the common daylight eweet
And left to heaven the rest.
John Vance Cheney.
A Bit of Nerve.
A short time ago a man was charged
In Glasgow with stealing a herring bar
rel. After the charge had been proved
tbe principal accuser thus addressed
the magistrate:
"'Deed, Sir Bailie, the man at the
bar is a great rogue. Toe stealing o'
the barrel Is naetblng to aome of his
tricks. He stole my signboard last
week, and what does your honor think
he did wi t?"
"That would be hard for me to say,"
replied tbe Judge.
"Weel, sir, I'll tell ye," said the wit
ness. "He brought It Into my aln shop
wi' my aln nnme on't and offered to
sell me't, as he said be thought It
would be o' inalr use to me than ony
body else." Glasgow News.
George III. and the Wigmakers.
When George III. ascended the
throne of England his wealthy sub
jects were beglunlng to leave off wigs
nd to appear in their own hair, If
they had any. As the sovereign was
himself one of the offenders, the pe
ruke makers, who feared a serious loss
of trade, prepared a petition In which
they prayed his majesty to be gra
ciously pleased to "shave his head" foi
the good of distressed workmen and
wear a wig, as his father had done be
fore him.
When the petitioners walked to the
royal palace, however, It was noticed
that they wore no wigs themselves.
As this seemed unfair to tbe onlook
ers they seized several of the leading
processionists and cut their hair with
any Implement that came most readily
to hand.
From this Incident arose a host of
curious caricatures. The wooden leg
makers were said to have especial
claims on the king's consideration, In
asmuch as tbe conclusion of peace had
deprived them of a profitable source of
employment; hence the suggestion that
his majesty should not only wear a
wooden leg himself, but enjoin the peo
ple to follow his laudable example.
The Pleasure Was All His.
Harold Jarvls, Detroit's well known
elnger, always tries to please and be
accommodating. The other day a gush
ing young thing, one of those pests
who like to rub elbows with aud flatter
tbe mighty, had been telling how much
she admired bis singing.
"Oh, Mr. Jarvls," she was saying as
she rolled her eyes in what she sup
posed was a soulful manner, "I do so
adore your singing. I want when I
die that you sing at my funeral."
Here Mr. Jarvls, never thinking how
tt was going to sound, replied In his
tuost gracious manner:
"I would be pleased to, madam."
Detroit Saturday Night
He Was Mistaken.
Miss Ellen Terry, who underwent a
successful operation to her eyes re
cently, Is noted for her wit, and she
was always the life and soul of the
various theatrical companies of which
nhe was a member.
The famous actress was once ap
pearing In a play with a certatn actor
who was noted for his Irritability, ne
used to complain that Miss Terry con
tinually laughed at him during one of
his most Important scenes.
At last he wrote her a letter on the
subject, In the course of which he said:
"I am extremely sorry to tell you that
it Is Impossible for me to make any
effect in my scene If you persist In
laughing at me on the stage and so
spoiling the situation. May I ask you
to change your attitude, as the scene
Is a most trying one?"
To this Miss Terry replied as follows:
"You are quite mistaken. I never
laugh at you on the stage. I wait till
I get homer
Solitary Congoleuin Rugs
The Franx Compay has just received
a large shipment of these new and pop
ular rugs. They have been advertised
widely in the magazines and are recom
mended especially for Fall and Winter
use as they are dirt and water proof.
8bown iu all sizes from door mats to
large room rugs and a splendid variety
of patterns and colorings, they are sure
to meet instant success. And the cost
is less than any other floor covering. E.
A. Franz Co.. exclusive agents. &30tf
Butter Wrappers printed at this ofhi.e
Corn as Food.
Corn U really a food for the gods. In
nutritive value it U but little behind
whole wheat flour, containing within
6 per cent as much carbohydrates and
within 3 per cent as much protein.
Much of the food value of wheat is
sacrificed iu preparation of flour, to the
end that our dainty appetites may be
piqued by tbe snowy whiteness of the
bread. Thus bulk for bulk good corn
bread U quite as nutritive as la the
wheaten loaf. Many ways of cooking
corn are known, but the simplest are
the better. A sturdy race of pioneers
throve on mush aud milk and corn
pone and hoe cake. Civilization and
luxury have led the children of these
pioneers to look with disdain on corn
and to prefer to secure Its great health
giving properties through other medi
ums. We have been taking our corn
by way of pork and beef. Omaha Bee.
Hatful of Pearls.
The wit of Jenny Llnd w as as charm
ing lu Its way as her voice.
On the occasion of her second re
hearsal at tbe Paris Opera House La
blache, tbe famous singer, wag en
tranced with her voice. Hurrying up
to her, he Baid enthusiastically:
"Give me your hand, mademoiselle!
Every note in your voice Is a pearl!"
"Give me your hat." replied Jenny
Llnd, with a playful smile.
Lablache hauded the hat to her. Put
ting It to her mouth, she gave one of
her matchless trills and birdlike
snatches of song.
"Here," she said, smiling at the di
lighted Lablache as she returned his
property, 'Ts a hatful of pearls for
you, monsieur."
State of Ohio. City of Toledo. I
Lueaa County. S . ,
Frank J. Cheney ninkeg oath that he IS
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney
i, Co.. doing business In the City of To
ledo, Countv and Slate aforesaid, and
that said firm will pav the sum of ONE
Hl'NDREn tiOI.LARS for each and ev
ery case of Cn'arrh that cannot be cured
by the use of HALL'S CATARRH Cl'RE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
8worn to before me and puhserlbed In
my presence, this 6th day of December,
A D 1SS6
(Seal) ' A. W. OLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally
snd acts directly upon the blood and mu
coim surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials, free. , , .
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Notice of Sheriff's Sale
lly virtue of an execution in foreclosure duly
lmied by the lerk of the Circuit Court of
the County of Hood Kiver, Htiue of Oregon,
dated the 27th day of September, 11115, in acer
talu action In the Circuit Court lor mild Coun
ty and State, wherein Katie Koppes an plain
till, recovered judgment against Mary C. Coo
lldtje as administratrix of the estate uf . I. K.
Minkler, deceased, Chester I,. iMinkler and
Irene Miukler, hla wife, and John K. Krophy
and Lela I,. Brophy, his wife, defendants, for
the sum of one thousand il,(M dollars, with
Interest thereof from said Uth day of .March,
hU, at the rale of 8 per cent per annum aud
the further sum of H.7l), attorney's fees, to
gether with Interest thereon at therateofS
percent per annum from Marcn 1st, lKift, and
cosm and disbursement taxed at niueteen
dollars and forty cents JIB.).
Notice is hereby given that I will on the 29
day of October, 191.1, at the front door of the
Court House In Hood River, in said County,
at IU o'clock In the forenoon of said day, sell
at public auction to the highest bidder for
cash, the following described property, tow it:
Lot four (4, and the tsouthwest quarter of
the Northwest quarter of Section four 1, in
Township one I, North of Ksnge Kleveu 11,
Kast of the Willamette Meridian, situated lu
Hood River County, State of Oregon, taken
and levied upon as the property ol the said J.
V. Mlnkler, deceased, or as much thereof as
may be necessary to satisfy the said ludgment
In favor of Katie Koppes against said Mary C.
Coolldge, administratrix, with interest there
on, together with all costs aud disbursements
that have or may accrue.
Dated at Hood River, Ore.. Sept. 30, 191S
M.o& THOS.F. JOHNSON, Mierift.
No. 90
Notice of Hearing on Final Account
In the Connty Court of Hood River County
tn I'robate Division.
In the Matter of the Kslate of Peter Itorun,
deceased.
Notice is hereby given thai the undersigned
has rendered and presented to the Countv
Court of Hood Kiver Countv, Oregon, a final
account of his administration of the estate of
Peter mran, deceased, and has prayed that
the same may be examined and approved and
the said estate settled; and that said County
Court has appointed (Saturday, October m
mis, at lo o'clock a. tu., at the County Court
room In the Court House at Hood Kiver, Hood
River County, Oregon, as the time and place
for hearing aud examining sid final senium
at which time and place auv heir, creditor or
other person Interested in said estate, may ap
pear and tile his objections lo said final ac
count, or any paitlcuiar item thereor, and the
settlement and closing of said estate as prayed
Iated September aim,
-o J A M KS O. MARK,
Administrator or tbe Kstateof
Peter l.nrau, deceased.
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5 BOSTON JffBRAS
Oakdale Greenhouses
The first 15 days in December
is a good time to plant Roses,
Shrubs and all hardy plants.
We have them. Have also tu
lips and daffodils. Pot plants
for winter at Franz', where
orders for cut flowers will be
taken.
Fletcher SL Fletcher
Phone 4738 Hood River
FOR SALE
Kor Sale Fine cow, fresh S months. E. J
Nicholson, pnoue M.. o
For Sale Oue Xinches Mitchell wagon In
first class condition with new apple rack.
Phone Odell 16x4. s:llf
For Kale or Trade HI udebaker mountain
hack, Mandy lee lou-egg lucubator, ten shaire
Apple (itowers Union stock, registered Jersey
bull. What have you u trade? O.M.Bailey,
Parkdale, Oregon. ol
Kor tSale-iviU seres, :)7U acres In cultivation,
i room house, Isrge barn, spring water piped
hi house aud barn, 'AM acres now being seeded
to wheut, six head of horses, ;) head of hogs,
'.11 totiH of hay, farm tools and wagon, 'i miles
from two railroads. Price III 1)00, tenns.c r will
trade for Hood Kiver Valley property. J. M.
Curtis, Tjgu Valley, Oregon, . o21
For Bale or Trade Three pure bred Augora
nannies, pets, one registered; all have beautl
lul fleece. 1'bone Odell 87. o7
Kor Hale A gentle horse, good for driving
or farm work; sell very cheap: inquire of Sato
Urns , Kt. I, box 219, tielmoul District. s.O
F or Hale For three-fourth of Its cost, double
roofed tent 14xl(i (12 ox. , almost new, extra
large fly. Abraham Morrow, Kl. 1, box 23. nil
For Hale 14 acres a mile east of Odell station
planted to3 and 4 year old trees. Will sell
cheap or exchange for timt'jr land. Address
llox K. F. U. No. 1. K. Iwatsukl. o
Bargain Must sell my rubber tire top bug.
gy, harness and fast bay mare, f 00 If told at
once. I'hone Odell gx for appointment. ajif
Kor Hale (275 buys slightly used WHO grade
piano. Terms, or 10 per cent discount for
c.lnii. i'JOU cash, (2n0 balance at N percent
buys two choice lots on Prospect aveuue near
Hecoud street. Also have one gray horse,
weight about Hot) pounds, works single or
double and rides; 1 heavy wagon with springs,
sell or trade, wanted twosealed hack with
pole. Call oi46. W. L. Hodges, Jr., K. K. D.
No. 3. o7
F or Sale at a Bargain On account of falling
health, 1 will sacrifice my comfortable home
on 12lb Htreet and my good paying dray busi
ness if taken at once. Lon Hteveus. s30
For Hale Purebred Poland China pigs for
sale at grade pig prices. We are overstocked
and will sell fifteen pure bred plgsof April
and May farrow at from fj to ilO each. II. 8.
Ualllgan. Phone 47wi. stl.tf
For Sale Fir and pine wood. J. C. Duck
wall, Phone Odell 50, too
lllg Snap Old Helmer place at Ml. Hood.
40 acres all In cultivation, good buildings.
Price trtHio. Sold on good terms. J. M.Cul-
bertson A Co. s9tf
Kor Hale-43 acres at Willow Flat, .18 acres
tillable, ft acres in cultivation, ft room house.
!7h per acre, on good terms. J, M. Citlbertson
& Co. suit
Fr Sale or Trade for Cows Cheap work
horse. Also a good combination driving, rid.
lug and work horse. .Meadow Brook Farm,
phone 5.24. s2tf
A Snp s1 acres on the Columbia Highway
some bearing orchard, lots ol free water; will
make the finest Hummer home. Price SH00.00,
your own time at ti per cent Interest. See the
Ulacler apiblf
Thoroughbred Hig Type Poland.Chlna hogs
for sale A lew service boars, bred gilts aud
weaning pigs all registered or eligible U) reg
ister. These are sired by our Big Knox, Gold
Htanilard and Orand Look boars, Big Knox
sired the Junior Grand Champion of Iowa
i'.MH; these are all of the big easy feeding pro
lific type and are priced to sell. Address H.
H. Oalllgnn, Hood Kiver, Or., phone 47W. oltf
FOR RENT
For Kent fhe Henderson house next to the
court house ou State street. Call Reed & Hen
derson, o"
Kor Keut-A piano. Phone 8213.
B30
For Kent-.1) room house partly furnished
with range aud beating stove and other arti.
cles. Uood lawn, good location for high
school students. J, 8. Hlmouton, 31)9 Pine St.,
phone ftM.'i. s30
F'or Rent Htrawberry ground,
maker, phone 67u2.
J. H.
Bhoe
s2tf WANTED
Wanted to Trade Pigs for apples, potatoes,
hay or wood. Phone 5HS7. o7
Wanted Fox Terrier pup; phone 4612. o7
Wanted A girl for general housework; tele
phone 4tiSs. Mrs. C. T. Roberts. o7
Hales Manager Wanted To handle house
hold necessity where soft coal Is burned; coun
ty territory open. Soot Destroyer Company,
P. O. Box 99. Payette, Idaho. o"
Wanted A woman to do family washing
by taking same to her own borne. Mrs. L. J.
Butterfleld, 917 Kngeae St.
MISCELLANEOUS
Fonnd-A clock key. owner may have the
same by calling at Ulacler office and paying
cost of advertising. o7
lost-Satnrday.Sept. ISth, a black enamel
bracelet set with pearl, somewhere between
depot and library building. Finder please
leave at Ulacler oftlce. o7
Wanted An honest, capable man to run a
ranch next season, Htate salary, experience
and leterencrs. K. L., Ulacler. o7
Kor F;xchange Will exchange good Jersey
cow for apples. A. Osburn, Box 80, Astoria,
Oregon. o7
Found Pocket book containing money; ow
ner can have same at Ulacler office by paying
lor this ad. a,jO
For Servtce-"Country Oentleman". This
magnificent Poland-china boar from the fam
ous Thomas;W.Law8on herd Is now stationed
at the Ked Cross ranch, 1 mile north of Park,
dale. Veelo with privilege of return. sJ3tf
Found A fancy work bag at Pioneer Re
union 1914. Bag contained a pair of glasses
and handkerchief on which was engraved the
letter l. owner may have same by calling at
The Ulacler office. s20
Lost Ring of keys Including Elk's key No.
ST9. The Dalles lxwlge, No. . also a Presto
lite key. Kinder please notify this office.
Reward. s2tf
TVPKWRlTminr .....
terms A. W. Outhank a3l-U
For Trade Lumber for hav CKinmhii Mil
Phone 3IU. Jy29t
Wanted Want to trade au horse power five
Cassenger automobile for a second hand Ford
loj d Fisher, Mosler, Ore. sad
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