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Artistic Jewelry
Discriminating patrons of jewelers are de
manding now, more than ever before, new and
distinctive designs in jewelry.
Here you will find a choice of just such pro
ducts in rings, bracelets, scarf pins, neck chains
and ornaments.
And if you have laid away pieces of jewelry
you do not wear because of its old-fashioned
mountings, bring them in and let us show you
what new and beautiful articles we can make
from them.
W. F. Laraway
Jeweler Hood River
It takes a strong imagination to Ix'lieve in some of the promises made
by some sellers of shoes. Thing that you know are impossible are offered
as glibly as the most reasonable propositions. We are not wiling shoes
for onr health nor do we believe any one else is. Hut. we know that our
prices are as low as honest qualities will iermit.
J. C. J0HN5EN, the Hood River Shoe Man
Shoes and Shoe Repairing
The best drink you have ever tried. Cause One hun
dred per cent quality. Quality gives satisfaction.
Your patronage is earnestly solicited.
WOOD'S GROCERY
"The Best Things to Eat"
30C
WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED
Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash
AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS
COME TO US DIRECT FOR
WOOD.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER
CEMENT AND LIME
AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS
STRANAHAN & CLARK
Hood River, Oregon
The Purity Dairy Co.
Yours for prompt service and
Good Milk
THOS. D. CALKINS
White River
Flour
Makes Bread Having the
Old Bready Flavor
AT YOUR GROCERS
Sliding Over
The Lumber
for your building or repair purposes
anv number of feet of any kin 1, mostly
high grade, though. Let us know your
exact needs or leave your plans with us.
Our estimate will certainly be lower
than others for the same grades.
Bridal Veil Lumbering Co.
Building Material and Box Snooks
Phone 2181
YOU WILL FIND
HERSHEY'S
COCOA
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A FRESH SUPPLY OF
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LOCAL FOLK WILL
ATTEND FESTIVAL
At on former years, many local peo
ple will be in Portland next week to
attend the roie festival. The manage
ment of the great carnival event, when
Portland and contiguous communities
are visited by tourists from all parts of
the country, are preparing many new
and attractive features.
A new rose festival song has been
written by Mrs. L. A. Henderson, of
Sioux City. la. "The Whole World
Knows the Portland Rose," the new
festival slogan, is the title. The poem
I follows :
Out west the purpling haze lies close
I uver wondrous snow-clad peaks.
i Out west the gleaming waterfall j
In dazzling brilliance leaps. j
Out west the sweet, pine-scented breeze '
Krom the fragrant forest blows. ,
Out west there's a wealth of glorious
bloom.
Out west is the Portland rose.
Chorus:
The whole world knows the'Portland
rose !
Its queeny air, ita beauty rare
Within the hearts which all enshrine
No other rose is half so fair.
Its tints the glint of sunrise shows !
Its soft blush clows! It gaily throws
Its fragrance to the passing breeze.
The whole world knows the Portland
rose !
Out west there is wealth for all who
come
With a brave, undaunted will.
The orchards yield their perfect fruit,
The streams run many a mill.
There's precious hidden ore to mine,
Golden grain luxuriant grows.
There's wealth in the herds of peaceful
kine.
There's wealth in the Portland rose.
Out west the men and women stand
Side hy side for all that's fair.
Thty bravely fight for civic right,
'I lie hardest tasks they dare.
They greet you with their outstretched
hands.
With the spirit the west bestows.
Their hearts are as pure, and sweet,
and good,
As the heart of the Portland rose.
For an Impaired Appetite
To improve the appetite and strengthen
the digestion try a few doses, of Cham
berlain's Tablets. Mr. J. II. Seitjt of
Detroit, Mich., pays: "Thev restored
my appetite when impaiietl, relieved
me of a Moated feeling and caused a
pleasant and satisfactory movement of
the bowel." For sale by all dealers.
Just Little Stories
One of the dressiest men in police
circles in the northwest is Special De
tective Davis, of the O.-W. K. & N.
Co., who has often visited in Hood
River and who is well acquainted with
Una I officers ; that is, on ordinary occa
sions. One night last week, however,
Ollicer Davia arrived in Hood River
disguised as a tramp. When the train
halted in the local yards he pulled his
felt hat down over his face, gave a
hitch to his ragged pants and with
other Weary Willies started up town.
He had already spotted Ii. li. Smith,
local night ollicer and planned a little
fun.
"Hey, you fellows," called Smith,
when he saw them headed for town,
"take this train and get out of here."
"Ah, what yer givin' us," sneered
Davis, laughing in his sleeve. "Uo
chase yourself!" The words aroused
the local ollicer's ire, and he was get
ting ready to add to moral persuasion
with well delivered strokes of his "bil
lie," when Davis realized that an op
portune time to make himself known
had arrived.
From reports that are going the
rounds of the town and that seem very
authentic, some of the good housewives
of the city are giving tramps such
bountiful feeds, when they call at hack
doors, that they are interfering with
the work of the police department. It
is stated that some of the women actu
ally cook meals of fried eggs, coffee
and biscuit for the hobo callers. Ihe
great brotherhood of the unwashed
are quick to make the most of such
homes and the goodness of such women
is quickly abused.
Did Kert Stranahan, when he went
to Portland last Monday, see the Sells
Floto circus?- Answer, No. And he
was the most disappointed man in the
Rose City. Mr. Stranahan is ever
bubbling over with that great lubri
cant that oils the paths of mortals, hu
man nature, and he never misses a cir
cus. Last Monday Mr. Stranahan's
eyes were bothering him, and he de
sired not only to go to Portland to have
them tested, but to see the stunts at
the great circus.
He missed the early morning train,
but took the afternoon local. After
some business, he hastened to the show
grounds, got in line, selected the right
coin for the cost of an admission, and
gradually moved toward the ticket
wagon. Hut five people were between
Mr. Stranahan and the wagon, when
down went the window, and a sign
bearing the following was displayed:
"SOLD OUT"
Only A Few Can Go
Those w ho are so fortunate that e
pense does not have to lie considered
are now going to health resorts to get
rid of the Impurities in the system that
cause rheumatism, backache, swollen,
aching joints and stiff, painful muscles.
If vou are one of those who cannot go
yet feel that you need relief from such
pain and misery, try Foley Kidney Pills.
They restore the kidneys to healthful
activity and make yon feel well and
strung. For sale by Chas. X. Clarke.
Richard Yates Honored
Richard Yates, who iB a student of
the Oregon Agricultural College, has
recently attained one of the high posi
tions among the student activities. He
was elected entertaining manager for
the junior class, of 1917. This position
is one that deals with the superintend
ing and management of class social
functions, which are a aeries of "jolly
ups," picnics, Junior Prom., and other
junior week end festivities.
Mr. Yates is from Hood River and is
another one of the Hood River boys
who is making good at college.
Only One Entirely Satisfactory
"I have tried various colic and diarr
hoea remedies, but the only one that
has given me entire satisfaction and
cured me when I was afllicted is Cham
tierlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. I recommend it to my friends
at all timtp," writes S. X. (ialloway,
Stewart, S. C. For sale by all dealers.
Past Due memory refreshing stamps
have been added to our ready made
stock. They are neat in appearance
and the wording is to the point. Ask to
see sample.
GUERNSEY COWS
LEAD L TESTS
Grade Guernsey cows and grade Hol
steins are among the best milkers, ac
cording to the New Richrr.tnd. Wis.,
News, one of the owners of which is a
son of Dr. M. E Welch, of this city.
Speaking of a rteer.t contest amoi g
cowmen, the Wisconsin paper sa)s:
The statistics show that for the thiid
28 day testing period the gru.lc Guern
sey has again a slight eiipe on its
grade Holftein competitor, the profit
earned by the Guernsey bcirg f.YK? as
compared with the Holstein's $" i"4,
with the scrub laggiig way Ithiml as
usual, her profit lor the period being
fl.tt.i.
The detailed figures for tie third 2S ,
day testing period appear below :
Grade Guernsey Lbs. milk daily,
38. 2S.
Total lbs. milk produced, 1071.9.
Average test, 4.3.
I.bs. butter fat, 4fi.3.
Price butter fat, 32 cents.
Value butter fat, $14.77.
Cost of roughage, i:i.2".
Cost of grain, $".t'iit.
Total cost of feed, fX.94.
Profit, $5.S3.
Cost of producing 100 lbs. milk, SV.
Cost ot plod tic nig one pourd of fat,
19 4 cents.
Returns for $1 expended for feed,
$1.65.
Grade Holstein Lbs. milk daily,
38.1.
Total lbs. milk produced, It'.. 1.
Average test, 13.29.
Lbs. butter fat, $11.25.
Cost of roughage, $3.14.
Cost of grain, $2.47.
Total cost of feed, $5.01.
Profit, $5.64.
Cost of producing 100 lis. milk,
52.8 rents.
Cost of producing one pound fat, lfe.
Returns for $1 expended fur feed, $2
plus.
The scrub cow I.bs. milk daily, 3K.7.
Total lbs. milk produced, tUn.-i.
Average test, 3. 14.
Lbs. butter fat, 29.H0.
Cost of roughage, $3.56.
Cost of grain, $4.05.
Total cost of feed, $7.61.
Profit. $1.95..
Cost of producing 100 lbs. of milk,
80.2 cents,
cents.
Cost of producing one pound fat, 25.5
cents.
Return for $1 expended for feed,
$1,256.
All of which again puts the scrub
cow in bad. Her feed bill tor the
month was within $1.33 as much as
that of the grade Guernsey .and an
even $2 more than that of the grade
Holstein. It undoubtedly was every
bit as much work and bother to cure
for her as either the Guernsey or Hol
stein, and she was an exceedingly pour
third when it came to figuring up the
results. The scrub cows are not the
bread winners nor the mortgage lift
ers. Also again, the better the cow the
better the results and the larger the
profits.
GEM PROGRAM TODAY
"Lola." A five reel Shubert drama,
featuring Clara Kimball Young.
Friday and Saturday
"Poetic Justice of Oinnr Khan." A
Selig two reel drama by James Oliver
Curwood.
"The Heart of Jim Brice." A Vita
graph drama with Maurice Costello,
Florence Hillings, lhomas R. Mills and
little Helen Costello in the lead.
"In the Park." An Rssansiy comedy.
A good one with Charles Chaplin.
Sunday
"The White Goddess." A Kalem
three reel feature with Alice Joyce and
Guy Coombs. The "W hite Goddess" is
utterly different from the average pho
to play and shows the most beautiful
actress in tilmdom in the strongest role
of her career. Miss Joyce appears as
Elsie Farnum, a girl whose life is en
shrouded in mystery. Once a year a
Hindu appears and pays all her ex
penses. Later the girl is taken ta In
dia, ostensibly to meet her partnts,
whom she cannot remember ever hav
ing seen, liut upon her arrival in the
Orient, Klsie is astounded to discover
that she is regarded as a goddess by
te natives. The story which unfolds is
a remarkable one. See it.
"They Loved Him So." A VitagrBph
comedy.
Wednesday and Thursday
Wednesday and Thursday, Juno 9 and
10, "Old Dutch." A Shubert feature
in five reels, featuring Lew Fields and
Vivian Martin. To the millions of
motion picture theatre goers who love
good, clean comedy drama, based on a
probable story, with sincere and con
vincing acting that goes straight to ti e
heart "Old Dutch" will assuredly be
welcome.
There isn't a real dyed-in-the-wool
villian in the play. When it was pro
duced a few years ago by the irihuberts
it leaped into instant success. Lew
Fields the famous partner of Joe Weber
had a part that fitted him line a glove ;
and a story to carry along with him
that gets home on account of its hu
mor, its touching sentiment, ita charm
and its every day aspect. Such things
happen.
"Old Dutch," otherwise Ludwig
Streusand, is a successful inventor,
staying with his daughter under as
sumed names, to avoid publicity, at a
Palm Beach hotel. Thither go Bings
& Bings, male and female vaudevil
lians.who rob the old man of his money
and his name, and take the places of
him and his daughter in the hotel,
where they are lionized up to the neck,
whilst Ludwig and Violet, absolutely
without money, are glad to work for
their board. The old mans' efforts to
prove his identity are defeated again
and again, until finally Mr. Rockmor
gan. Sr., comes down from New York
and rescues his partner from an un
pleasant predicament. Then Bings &
Bings gracefully retire; Violet Streus
and marries Rockmorgan, Jr., and the
old inventor is'made happy at last.
This is a good story, irrespective of
the fact that Mr. Fields and Miss Mar
tin are playing in the him. But a good
story plus good acting, plus good di
recting, plus a strong cast are features
of the offering which will endear it to
motion picture audiences.
A photoplay free from all severely
dramatic or shockingly tragic ; a com
edy drama of worth. Don't miss it, on
Wednesday or lhursday of next week.
To Sleep Well in Summer
Slight inflammation of tlie bronchial
tulien caiwR a (liutreKHing coiiuli and
makes refreshing sleep impossible.
Foley's Honey and Tur Compound
covers raw, Inflamed, irritated iMirfaws
with a soothing, healing coating and
stops that annoying tickling, relieving
the racking, tiring cough. Take this
splendid cough medicine with you on
summer trips. It is good for coughs,
colds, croup, bronchial affections and la
grippe coughs. Hold by Chas. S. Clarke
KIMBALL ENTIIUSI-
ASTIC OVER FAIR
Returning last Thursday from San
Francisco, with his mother and father,
Mr. ard Mrs. Walter Kimball, and his
brother. Stuart Kimball, Kordham li.
Kimball speaks enthusiastically of the
Panama-Pacific exposition.
"The exposition s a whole or take
any part is wonderful," says Mr.
Kimball. "One can't put his hands on
any ore thing that is better than the
rest. It is all grand. 1 he architecture
of the buildings seems to combine and
mingle with all the surroundings.
"Hood River's big apple is a decided
hit, and C. N. Kavlin deserves a lot of
credit for the manner in which he is
handling the exhibit. The big re pro-
duction is surrounded with a display of
commercial fruit, not the usual plate
and canned stuff, of which the visitur
soon grows tired. It is the commercial
pack of apples that interests buyers
and consumers alike. Great crowds of
people are all the time witnessing the
a) pie. And 1 think if the Hood River
people could go to San Francisco and
see jubt what is happening they would
never rerget the money that has been
spent in making the exhibit possible.
"The Oregon building is unhjue. A
feature of its displays that is interest
ing is the miniature reproduction of
the Columbia river from Astoria to
Hood River, showing the Columbia
highway. The exhibit has been fur
nished by the State Game and Fish
Commission. "
Ihe displays of the Hood River Ap
ple Vinegar Co., according to Mr. Kim
ball, are making a great hit. "It is
regrettable," he says. "that the cream
ery and the cannery could not show
some of their products."
Get Kid of Your Rheumatism
Now is the time to get rid of your
rlii uiiiHl i-ni. Vou can do it if you ap
ply Chamberlain's Liniment. V. A.
L'H'khanl, Homer City, X. V., writes:
' Lust spring 1 suffered from rheuma
tism with terrible pains in in) arms and
shoulders. I got a bottle of ChumU-r-lain's
Liniment and the lirst application
relieved me. Hy using one liotlle of it
I was entirely cured." For sale by all
dealers.
Lucas-Trout
News has been received here of the
wedding of Frank Potter Lucas to Miss
Alice Trout at Shelby ville, Ind., Tues
day, May 11. Mr. Lucas, who formerly
owned a ranch in the liilmunt district,
has many lined River friends.
Mr. and Mrs. Lucas will make their
home in Chicago, where Mr. Lucas is
employed.
A Mistake Made by Many
Don't wait for rheumatism to indicate
diseased kidnevs. When sou suffer pains
and aches ty liny and sleep disturbing
bladder weakness hy night, feel tired,
nervous mill rundown, the kidnets and
j bladder should be rest to red to healthy,
strong and regular action. It is a inis
i take to pii-tpoiie treatment. Foley Kid
ney Pills put the kidneys in sound,
' healthy condition and keep them active
and strong, iicgiu taking today, (iond
results follow the lirst dose. For sale
hv Chas. N. Clarke.
Berries Co To Alaska
Fifty crates of Hood River strawber
ries were shipped via Seattle Saturday
to Alaska.
Hood River berries are of an excel
lent keeping quality, and have been
shipped as far cast as Boston on for
mer years.
Neuralgia Pains Stopped
You don't need to suffer those agoniz
ing nerve piuns in the face, head, arm,
.-boulders, chest and buck. Just apply a
few drops of soothing Sloan's Liniment;
lieiiiietlv a few minutes. You will get
such relief and conifer! ! Life and the
world will brighter. Oct a Imttletoihiy.
:t ouncea for a LTic, at all druggist. Pene
trates without rubbing.
Rubber Stamps, guaranteed to print,
made to order tit the tilacier ollice by
an expert.
OLDER BUT STRONGER
To he healthy at seventy, prepare at
forty, is sound advice, because in the
strength of middle life we too often forget
that neglected colds, or careless treat
ment of slight aches and pains, simply
undermine strength and briug chronic
weakness for later years.
To be stronger when older, keep your
blood pure and rich and active with the
strength-building and blood-nourishing
properties of Scott's liniulsiun w hich is a
food, a tonic and a medicine to keep your
blood rich, alleviate rheumatism and
avoid sickness. No alcohol in Scott's.
Scott & Bowiic, Bloumfield, N. J.
Guaranteed Used Atuomobiles
On Easy Payments
Smi lor Lid ti Print i SpciiicitioM
J.W.LEAVITT&C0.
- PORTLAND
COTTAGE
HOSPITAL
Hood River's Medical
Institution
Open to the public for treat
ment of Medical and Surgi
cal cases.
RATES ON APPLICATION
Address
Cottage Hospital Assn.
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
Oakdale Greenhouses
The first 15 days in December
is a good time to plant Roses,
Shrubs and all hardy plants.
We have them. Have also tu
lips and daffodils. Pot plants
for winter at Franz', where
orders for cut flowers will be
taken.
Fletcher (EL Fletcher
Phone 4738 Hood River
wmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmmumm
We have just received our Spring
shipment of
Lawn Mowers
and can supply them in any price
from $3 to $ 1 0. We are sure that
we can please you both in price
and quality.
RUBBER HOSE
We have the largest stock that we have ever car
ried, not a foot carried over from last year and as
rubber deteriorates very rapidly this is an impor
tant thing to remember when buying hose.
We want your business and make the
prices to get it.
Blowers Hardware Co
The Firm That "NaKes Good"
Phone 1691 Oak and 1st Sts.
Pond's PropIiooks
iPatant Applied For)
The Cheapest Form of Orchard Insurance'
MR. ORCHAUDIST:
Do you want to be safe from WIND damage; to keep up
CULTIVATION after propping is done; to grow and harvest
CROPS between your trees without interruption; to pasture
HOCS in the orchard; to increase the percentage of EXTRA
FANCY fruit; to preserve the HEALTH and APPEARANCE
of your orchard; a propping system that is 1000'' CHEAPER
and lOOO'v more EFFICIENT than any other?
If so investigate the Pond System of propping, 'The Hood
River Way', and send for free illustrated circular. Tried and
unanimously endorsed hy the Hood River growers in 1914.
RUSSELL G. POND
Parkdale, (Hood River) Oregon Telephone Odell 2x
WE WILL buy direct from
the Growers, paying cash.
If you have Strawberries, Cher
ries and Pears to sell let us
know in advance. Phone 3422
Hood River Canning Co.
No fruit received after 12 o'clock noon on Saturdays
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T. J. KINNAIRD
Groceries
Fresh Vegetables and Fruit in Season
Flour and Feed
Phone 2121
S. E. BARTMESS
Funeral Director and Practical Embalmer
Established 24 Years
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
1WISII lo announce to
my patrons that I have
purchased the entire in
terest in the market for
merly conducted by Mr.
Van Allen and myself. As
suring you of my apprecl-
'V ation of your past favors,
P ! 1 - I.
Bin in i uiui you continue
to do business with us.
Good quality meats and
courteous treatment.
Telephone 4 Ml
Hood River, Oregon