nOOD UIYER GLACIER, THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 19U
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You'll Take Off
Your Hat
QUICK AND PUT ON ONE OF THE NEW
STYLES WE ARE SHOWING AT
$3.00
WHEN YOU SEE THEM. THEY HAVE THE
STYLE, SNAP AND SMARTNESS OF A 15.00
HAT AND QUALITY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR
ANYBODY. ,
J. G. VOGT
Cultivators
NE OF the best implements ever offered as
a cultivator is the KA64 John Deere Culti
vator. We have sold these to several of our
strawberry growers, and they all say, if they
couldn't get another, they wouldn't part with
one they have.
The KA is a riding cultivator, with pivoting
wheels. Can be adjusted to any rows, and is
altogether the acme of cultivators. We have
one on display on our sales floor. Call and see
it. Any changes can be made we can furnish
brake pins or spring trips; wide or narrow
fhovels; in fact, the cultivator lends itself to so
many different adjustments to meet conditions
that we can't name them all here.
Then we have also in the line of cultivators,
the all steel five, seven and fourteen tooth one
horse cultivators. We have a big supply of
these popular tools on hand, with a price that
will move them. Furnished with or without
guage wheel. Steel handles, steel teeth, s'teel
shanks and braces. Guaranteed.
GILBERT IMPLEMENT CO.
T - S - W
Beauty and Quality
Are Combined in the New Maxwells
Maxwell 25-A. Gentleman's Roadster
$810 f. o. b. Hood River and $835
in a Touring Car. These are cars
that perform but that also look the
part. Let us show them to you.
The Maxwell Motor Company
offer their cars without a mental reservation and
every dollar we have, and our reputation, stand back
of it, to guarantee every owner satisfaction.
We have all car accessories and garage equip
ment, gasoline ancl oils. Repairs made.
HOWE & INGALLS
Fourth and Columbia Tel. 1361
ft. -ml
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7860
THE FORMAL GOWN FOR DINNER OR
BALL STILL SHOWS THE TRAIN
There are two distinct classes of
evening gowns this season, the formal
frock with Its low bodice and short
train and the chic little dancing frock
of chiffon or lace with the comfoi table
round skirt that Interferes not at all
With flie slops of the dance. For the
dinner or formal gown the richer silks
and velvets are used, many of them
showing an Oriental figure In wonder
fully rich colorings. An oversklrt of
velvet surmounts a petticoat of lace
or chiffon, and then again the ovcr
drnperles are sheer chiffon, net or lace.
7B60 shows to advantage one of the
new figured silks that are so suitable
to this style of gown. There are mln
gllngs of black and gold In the con
ventionalized design and the back
8napdragon and Halloween.
Many of our Halloween customs
come to us from KntjlniiO mid iVotland.
and a most popular one Is culled the
"snapdragon," which Is brought In
when refreshment a nre served, gen
ernlly at the last before leaving the
table. The lights are all turned out
and the platter containing the snap
dragon is brought In. Why It Is thus
named 1 know not, but It is made this
wny: Place large table raisins quite
closely and evenly on the platter, sprin
kle wit It suit and cover with good al
cohol. Just before bringing in light
the alcohol and a most ghastly green
ish white light will be the result. Tass
it around the table, and each guest is
to try Jo grab a nflsln from the flame.
Now, don't ask me why and wherefore
regarding this, strange custom, for I
do not know; only, my earliest recol
lections of a Halloween party, and I
regret to say that It Is many years
ago, we had a snapdragon, and an
English lady told me how to make it.
Sometimes ghost stories are told while
the dragon burns on the table. St.
Louis Globe-Democrat
Goethe and Stage Animals.
Goethe severed his connection with
the Weimar theater owing to the ap
pearance of an animal on the stage.
For twenty-seveu years he ruled there
as a despotic director. "The direction,"
he wrote to his chief assistant, "acts
according to its own views and not In
the least according to the demands of
the public. Once for all understand
that the public must be controlled."
When at length lie forbade any Apres.
sions of approval or disapproval on the
part of his public only the court and
the Jena students continued to attend
the theater.
The crash came when Duke Karl Au
gust invited an actor who had scored
heavily with a performing poodle In
"The Dog of Montargls" to play at
Weimar. After the first rehearsal he
declined to have anything more to do
with a theater the boards , of which
had been desecrated by the presence of
an animal. Pall Mall Gazttte.
Nose Tip Vaccination.
The young Japanese diplomat point
ed to bis father, the marquis.
"That's father," be said, "the old fel
low with the saucer shaped scar on
the tip of his nose. All Japs of the
older generation have that scar."
"Yes?" said the debutante.
"Yes, it's a vaccination mark. In the
old days, wheu compulsory vaccination
first began, we Japs vaccinated every
body on the tip of the nose. Why?
Well, because It was a good place,
where there's no movement to rub off
the scab, and also because a vaccina
tion scar on the nose was easily iden
tified by the medical officers of the
government. A man didn't have to
take off half bis clothes in order to
prove that he'd been vaccinated.
"Yes, the nose tip vaccination had
Its good points, but before the modern
hankering after beauty it had to go."
New York Tribune.
Solid Granite.
The inquisitive traveler kept poking
his head out of the window of the car
to the great annoyance of the conduc
tor who several times stopped to warn
him against the danger. At length be
tapped the careless one on Ibe shoulder
and said: v
"Pardon me, but this time I must in
sist that you withdraw your head."
Insolently the traveler spoke back
over his shoulder without complying
with the request:
"Why?"
"Ob," said the conductor, nettled,
"we afe coming to a bridge, and I
don't want any of the girders dam
aged by your head."
And tben the bead came in. St Lou
Is Post-Dispatch.
7862
ground Is of gauze-like sheer neos. Th
bodice Is of figured chiffon.
To copy this design In size 36 It will
require 4V yards of materliil for the
draped skirt and overbloime, 4Vj yards
of 36 Inch material for the gulmpe and
foundation skirt and IV4 yards of silk
for the girdle.
Canary color chiffon In 7S62 Is hung
over a silk, the ground of which la a
deeper yellow with a qunlnt figure
scattered over the surface.
This gown may be copied with 5lj
yards of 42 Inch material fur size 86.
The Persian headdress which Is so
modish this season adds greatly to the
effect of the gown.
No. 7860 sizes 34 to 42.
No. 7862 sizes 34 to 44.
Each pattern 15 cents.
Two Readings.
A well known Parisian antiquary
while on bis InHldays In Normandy
came nenss an old farm which had a
curious carving in the form of on. ar
morial bearing over one of the stable
doors. Bein'iith the carving was . a
wooden bar inscribed with a date. Ex
amining It closely, he found the latter
to be All his antiquarian pas
sions were aroused, needless to say,
and after some bargaining the farmer
sold him the carving for quite nice
sum. The next day the farmer brought
the trouvaille to the antiquary's villa
"This isn't what I bought!"-exclaimed
the purchaser, "it benrs the date of
1S01. I don't waut It." "Excuse mo,
sir," replied the farmer, "it's the
same, right enough. But the farmer
who recently repaired It replaced the
bar upside down, mid I thought I
ought to put it right for you." The an
tlquury was sporting enough nut to
go buck on his bargain, but the facts
of the case do not seem to speak highly
of his antiquarian knowledge. Londou
Globe.
Japan Censors Books.
In Japan the censorship of novels ts
not exercised by the libraries, but by
a government olllcial who Is empower
ed to prosecute offending authors as
well as forbid the sale of their books.
Not long ago the author of a Japanese
novel called "The Great City" was
brought before the courts for giving
too realistic a description of life In To
kyo. Ills counsel used the old argu
ments about the Indefensible right of
literature and the ennobling of every
thing by art. But the cuse was given
against the author. Even some of
Mollere's works have been forbidden
to circulate in Japan, the ground of
offense being the lack of respect shown
by wives toward their husbands and
by sons toward their fathers.
Take Herbine for indigestion. It re
lieves the nain in a lew minutes and
forces the fermented matter which cause
the misery into the bowels where it is
expelled. Price 50c. Sold by Chas. N.
Clarke.
Feminine Repartee.
"Do you like my new hat?"
"I didn't like it well enough to buy
It yesterday when the milliner offered
It to me."
"Oh. I see. Naturally yon were
obliged to take a less expensive one."
Detroit Free Press.
Conceit Is the sonp bubble of life,
very large, very smooth and ascendant
ontil pricked.
This Stomach Remedy
Helps Your Friends
Almost every day some grateful'per
(on comes into our store and tells us
of benefits received lrom the use of
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets. Knowing
how much good they have done others
and knowing what they are made of,
we feel sure they will help you. So
great is our faith in them that we urge
you to try them entirely at our risk,
with our personal promise that if they
don't do all you expect them to do and
make your stomach healthy and your
digestion easy, we'll hand back your
money.
We couldn't endorse anything; any
more strongly than we do Kexall Dys
pepsia Tablets. Containing Pepsin
and Bismuth, two of the greatest di
gestive aids known to medical science,
they soothe the stomach, check heart
burn and distress, promote a natural
flow of the gastric juice, and help reg
ulate the bowels. Remember, if they
don't make your digestion so easy and
comfortable that you can eat whatever
oyu like whenever you like, we want
you to come back and tell us and get
your money. Sold only at the more
than 7000, Rexall stores, and in this
town only at our store. Three sizes,
2.1c, Wc and $1.-H. 0. Kresso, Hood
River, Oregon.
(Brooklyn
Vrnrr B i B Li T u fTr O B
PARABLES OF THE KINGDOM.
Luke 13:18-30 March 22.
'Sot tm uof lam ml9
LorJ. 4kall rntrr I mo Iht tlncdom of Hrar
' Ikal dortk tho trill of Ky loiter
tra U in Untrn." Xanana 7.11.
CWO Illustrations of the King
dom occur In this lesson. In
one case the Lord likens the
Kingdom to grain of mus
Urd seed, which from a email begin
ning became a large bush. In whose
branches the birds lodged. This evi
deutly was Intended to picture the out
ward appearance of the Church-eo
prosierous as to Invite the birds. Else
where Jesus declared that the birds
represented the Wicked Oue and bis
ageuta, ever reedy to take away the
seed of Truth and to work adversely
as resects the Gospel program. (Matt
13:4. 10.) In ltevelatlon also the Great
Teacher speuks of the Church as be
coming r.abylun, confusion, and "a
cage of every unclean and hateful
blrd."-Keveltlon 18:2.
Again the Master Illustrated the ex
perience of Ills Church as an eiu
bryotlc Kingdom. Ills secoud parable
tells of a woman who hid some leaven
In three measures of meal, until the
whole was leaven-
ed. This, Bible stu
dents are coming
to understand, sig
nifies a corrupting
of the Divine Message-the
spiritual
food which God
had prepared for
the Church.
A woman in sym
bolic lungunge rep
resents a church
system; and the
Master tells us that Bo'a, of FT' c"-
such a church sys
tem will mix leaven, ferment, in the
food of God's family until the whole
mass will be corrupted. For be it not
ed that lu the Ulble leaven is always
used as u symbol of sin. This parable
shows that the fnlth once delivered to
the saints will be mixed with error,
until it will no longer be nourishing to
the family. St. Paul pictures the same
matter, saying that in the latter days
'some shall depart from the faith, giv
ing heed to seducing spirits and doc
trines of demons."! Timothy 4:1.
These false doctrines are what are
troubling the people of God today. Our
hearts are better than our heads; for
the hearts of the consecrated are la
tune with the Infinite One, while the
creeds of the Dark Ages are quite out
of tune. The blessings coming to 1M-
ble students result from breaking loose
from the creeds formulated In the Dark
Ages and getting back to the teachings
of Scripture. The Word of God is suf
ficient, that tho man of God may be
thoroughly furnished. 2 Tim. 3:1(1, 17.
Some dear Christian people, looking
at mutters from a wrong angle, are still
deceived into thinking that It is pos
sible for the Church, as the Kingdom
of God In an embryotlc condition, to do
the work which God assigns to thut
church In her future, glorified condition.
The Called Saved.
Some Inquired of the Lord, Will
there be but few saved? Jesus did not
give n direct answer, doubtless for two
reasons: a c
(li The Holy Spirit had not yet come,
and Ills followers could not then un
derstand God's Plan thoroughly.
(2) It was not due time to explain all
the particulars of the spiritual salva
tion of the Church, und then Inter tho
restitution of the world to buiuau per
fection. For a certain time the door to tho
High Culling stands ajar. The possi
bilities of entering werl' first presented
to the Jews. After finding the "Israel
ites indeed" God has directed this se
lection amongst tho Gentiles for more
than eighteen centuries. Apparently
the gathering of the Elect is nearly
completed. As soon us the lust one
shall have pussed through the door, it
will shut
About that tlim?, a great awakening
of religious thought will come to the
world, In the midst of a great Time of
Trouble. Then many will begin to say
that they have neglected the prize.
There will be lamentations amongst
this class, and a crying. Lord, Lord,
are we not to be of the Bride class?
But the Lord will disown tbein as
respects the Bride company. Then
they will be in great sorrow. Weep
ing and gnashing of teeth will prevail.
mmmmmmmm-mm Tllls wl nt be in
some far-off place
of eternal torture,
as once we suppos
ed; but, ns the nar
rative intimates, it
will be right here
on earth, amongst
a class who neg
lected the priv
ileges of the High
Calling wheu they
knew of It
The Lord inti
mates that some of
these will have
ftlndrancet to Uuny
ChrliUani.
been in close touch with lllui and Ills
followers. They had a form of godli
ness and claimed to have done many
mighty works, yet the Lord will dis
own thm as respects Kiugdom priv
ileges. They will not have a share
even In the earthly Kingdom. It will
be given to the Worthies of the past
who lived and died before the High
Calling was opened up.
The heirs of the Kiugdom will not
be entirely Jewish; for Israel as a na
tion was not sufficiently holy. When
the call to Jolut-helrshlp went to the
Gentiles, some came from all direc
tions to share In the Kingdom. Thus
the first In privilege and opportunity
failed.
Splinters and Finger Nails.
When a splinter gets under a finger
nail It Is often very hard to draw out.
In such case If a cold water ban
dage Is put round the top of the finger
and then kept wet and cold It will In
time both draw out splinter and keep
the finger from festering.
India's Light Winds.
In over five-sliths of the terrltorr of
India the wind forces are not ntmna
enough to specially encourage the usu
of windmills.
!
Bonnets are almost nnknown In Uai.
ko, even among wealthy ladles.
Don't Plasters
BISHOPRIC Saves Money
--Give Better Results
Inn
Beautiful Watts
and Ceilings
better thn old
fashioned "latb-and-phuter"at
-u
cost are injurrc
ourtc Wail board. Easy to apply
Thotnandi of home builder, carpenters
end contractora sreaaving tuna and money
by Using "Bishopric" tor interior of new
hnuart, for building parniiona and finishing
UP attic or baaenieul roonu.
The Wall Board cornea In ahecta 4 feet
ouare, ready to nail to luddinjr. No tool,
but aaw and hammer needed. Ooea on dry.
No musa. Suyt atiil can't warp. Muki-sa
amooih. aanilary wall, ready for paint, paper
kaltomme or burlap toon at applied.
rite lor Free Sample.
ft New Houses er Remodeling Us
CANT CRACK. BUCKLF, full LOOM 4
niahnnrleWall H.,r.,l . i... '.: . .. . "
dried lata and heavy tiiirehoard. Lull., are im-1
bedded in hot Asphalt-Maslic under enormous
prouur. ineomy wall board ttiffened by huh
yraimnjown me patents. Ifvourdmltr
rni mirtcl. UralmtMiHttd
V, " " ' for oonk. MODKL
central Door I lumber Co.
Ucsestt Muafaetartn
4M Ci.M SI.
PORTLAND. OREGON
Alto Muiufarmrrre, of
Sivttopric It urea Board htr
MrttJ Ulb u ball tbc price.
COTTAGE
HOSPITAL
Hood River's Medical
Institution
Open to the public for treat
ment of Medical and Surgi
cal cases.
RATES ON APPLICATION
Address
Cottage Hospital Assn.
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
fi.T..T..t..t..f.
:: In Addition ::
; ; to my regular work of clean-
XJnp; and repairing:, I have "
li" installed apparatus for dy- ;;
ing garments. All work
: ! guaranteed to be satisfac- '. '.
tory. 1219 Twelfth Street,
;; on the Heights.
:: F. T.ANDERSON ::
Telephone 2622
WHHI-4-H"I"I"I"l--I-H"l"l"l"I"riI'-T
Make your harness water
proof and prevent the win
ter's rain from ruining them
Our shop is equipped with
a Eureka Harness Oiler.
Let us add to the life of
your harness.
R. G. YOWELLL & CO.
Bell Building, Oak Street
KELLY BROS.
PHONE 4443
Hay, Grain, Mill Feed
Orchard Supplies
Warehouse on Railroad Street
just west of Vinegar Factory.
Agents for WOOD STAVE PIPE
Real Estate
LOANS, RENTING. COLLECT
ING AND INSURANCE
A Specialty of City Property, Realdencs
Lota, and Hmall Tracta Cloae In. For
Bargain call on or ail il rem
T. D. TWEEDY
Hood River
Home Phone 2372
New Schedule
Mount Hood Railroad
KtlM-llve 12:01 A. M.
buiidav. Hfpt, 8,
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STATIONS
Lv llMMt Kiver Ar
1'ojtrriliile
NwitrhbMck
Van Horn '.
Mohr
Odell
Mil m mil..
...Hioncher
Wtnaiia
lh-r
Trout t'reek
WiHd worth
Ar farkdalc Lv.
A. WILSON, Agent.
IF
SMS
E. O. DUTRO, M. D.
Office Hall Bldg., Hood Riw
Phone 71
Hours 1 to 4 P. M. and by appointment
Reticence, Lewis Hoiw, Odell
Phone Odell lai
Calls promptly answered in town or
country day or night.
E. E. STANTON
Lawyer
Genera! Ij and Prorwt Practice
U-ttal Work of All Klmla
Coilw-tiou and IuurHnoa
Kouuta i aiiiTu, Knmma Bldg.
IVIt pboue
110(11) RIVER . . OREGON
JAMES H. HAZLETT
Lawyer
R'Hm 12 and 14, Eliot Bldg.
Hood JKiver . . Oregon
QEOTr. WILBUR
Lawyer
Rooms H and 15 Hal Ruilding
Ll!MKLRi,JLr " Oregon
L. A. HENDERSON-"
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Sl'KVEYOR axu CIVIL ENGINEER
Two IVxirs Nortli of Postifllee
Phone 1331.
E. D. KANAGA
Physician and Surgeon
Phones : ( Hl'ue 421 1 Ollice in National
Res. 1ft 1 liank Building
Dr. V. R. Abraham"
Ollice in Eliot Block
Ollice Phone 4151 Residenc phone 4152
PHYSICIAN AND 6DRGEON.
Tck-phoneH: Offlee, ltM; rntldenoe, 3871.
BUKUKON O. K. A N. Co.
Da, M. H.Hhahp
IH.KD!aB. HHABf
Osteopathic Phvsicians
Graduates ( the American Kchool of
Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo.
Offlee in Elliot Block.
Home Phone 102 Res. 102-B
DR. EDQINGTON
1121 Twelfth Street, The Heiithtt
HOOD RIVER OREGON
A C. BUCK
NOTARY PDBLIO AND INSUR
ANCE AGENT
Room 12 Brosims Block
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSED VETERINARY SURGEON
In nrt'ttHrml In An mrV in iha
dry Hue. lit chu b fonnd by calling at or
ptiuututfto Clarke drug atcire.
Dr. J. H. McVAY
Diagnosis, Consultation and
Surgical Diseases.
llall Itiilldlnir, Hood Klver, Oregon
PltONK 17W
MURRAY KAY
Civil Engineer and Surveyor
Broslus Building;
cThTjenkins, D. M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones: Ollice 1081; residence 3331
Ollice over Butler Bank
E. L. SCOBEE, D. D. S.
DKNTIST
Telephones : Ollice 3101 j resilience 3421
Ollice in Brosius Building
HTdTw. PINEO, D7D7a
DENTIST
Rooms 4, 5 nnd (1 Telephoneo
Ninth lluiluing 2021
I.OUW A KKKD ALIIEKT P. HKKD
L. A. HENDEKHON
L. A. & A. P. REED
LAWYERS
Two Doors North of Postoflice
Phone 1331
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER, OREQON.
ERNEST C. SMITH"
Lawyer
Rooms 1 and 2 Hull Building
Hood River, Ore.
Stranakan & Slavon
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
H. L. DTJMBLE,
PUYBICTAN AND SURGEON.
Calls promptly srmwerjd In town oroountry
Day or Night.
Telephoned: Hmldoooe, 10:11: Offloe, 1211.
Glnce In the Uroaliu Hulldln?
Dr. Justin M. 'Waugh
EYE, EAR AND THROAT
GENERAL SURGERY
Ollice in Eliot Bldu,
9 A. M. to 3 P. M.
Frederick & Arnold
Contractors and Builders
EctlniatiM furnished on nil kindof work
PVinnoc- Frederick,
r nonet). Arnoia; mm
THE Sr WARD Is Portland'! moat
Imautltul hotw. New, modern and
elegantly appointed. Large oomer
luhby. IxHutedat 101 h and Alder
Hih., oppoNite oldtt, Wortman and
Klnx'a great department aUire and
In the heart of the retail and thea
tre dlBlnot.
Rates, 91 and up
Biik iiireld all trains. Alao"W"car
runs from depot direct to Hotel
Meward. W. M. Seward, Prop.
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