nOOD KIVER GLACIER, TlHjItSDAY, MAY 2, 1912
IpuA Eton (Blarirrfe,;;
ARTHIR 0. MOE. Pubmhar.
SulwrlptloB.Sl.iiO I'er Tear.
THE WRECK OF THE TITANIC
The suddenness and the magnitude
of the wreck of the Titanic, the horror
that roust have palled upon the ictim
as they realized that the giar,t craft
was sinking, the conflicting radiograms
that We news of the disaster from the
deep and the terrible momenta of wai
ing Oe tin lie information and the an
K'uibh of the relative ashore, all have
caused the whole world to shiver an
shudder during the past week. The
exact cause of the great wreck may
never be known. The mont plausible
theory that has been advanced is that
the ship sighted the giant iceberg, and
its crew, thinking to Bteer around it
ran with full speed upon the hummoc
of a jutting spur underneath the water.
It was like striking the sharp edges of
a rock an the keel of the htiKh craft
was laid open as though by the slit of
some enormous knife.
Whatever the exact cause, the man
agement of the White Star Line will
have to submit, and it net ins junt!y
to the condemning judgment and criti
cisni of the world for failure to prop
erly equip the big passenger vessel
with life saving apparatus. The world
had never known of and hud never
thought before of the possibility of
auch an occurrence. It is only the ac
tual happening of such a calamity that
causes shudders and thoughts. Select
the same number of human beings
from any other section or nation of
the world and under the same circum
stances they would in all probability
have acted as the managers of the Ti
lame aid, so perhaps the managers
should not be too severely condenmed.
The wreck should be a lesson for the
future in so far as supnlying vessels
with adequate life saving apparatus
anil thus rest rree from censure in
knowing that every possible human
agency wai at hand to prevent disaster
Indeed, it would be well that such
craft, dealing In an International traf
fic, such as the Titanic, be regulated
by an international law with strict pro
visions. The wreck of the Titanic is a lesson
to us humans, that despite the fact that
we have advanced marvellously in the
realm of science, have conquered the
elements, have harnessed the currents
of streams and make the very air we
breathe carry messages for us, still we
know not when all of scientific learn
ing may be tossed and crushed by un
expected and unforeseen phenomena of
nature. Man sails to the sky on wings
like a bird ; a twisting current of the
wind, however, may burl him to a sud
den death. It seems that the disasters
are w.hims of nature, to show us still
that she is master, us Jtrowning's
"Caliban" was wont to kill a few of
the sea crabs that passed each day be
fore the mouth of his island cava.
The great mass of the world will
think for the most part of the death of
men of note, the first cabin pasengets,
who met death in the disaster. They
are in the minority, however. We
should remember the crew and the
Becond and third class passengers. Men
and women like to live and have a
place to till among homes and rela
tives, whether they have pennies or
dollars. Such a time na that of the
great wreck is one whore test may be
applied to men's courage. It is unfor
tunate that the men, who really de
serve to live, for whose continued ex
istence, the world will bo better, are
the ones who make the sacrilioes of
themselves for the weak. It is always
the case. This is why long continued
wars have lowered the standard of
manhood of whole nations.
THE AMENDMENT ELECTION
Public sentiment ban already pretty
clearly expressed how the people feel
as to the proposed charter amendments,
for the purpose of voting on which an
election will be hold next Tuesday at
the city hall. The people want the
new water system. They do not want
another springtime to puss in Hood
River with the menace of a water
famine, as we at present have fin ing
us. They want a water system the
source of supply of which is pure, in
order that there will never be a dread
of an epidemic of some fatal disease.
They want to put an end to long drawn
out litigation and bring to a close the
tight the city has made for the pnst
ten years for more and purer water.
They want a municipal water system
uud are going to have it. They are go
ing to show that their desire is no
joke, as has been intimated in the past
few years.
It.'s wasted breath to tell anyone
to vote for the charter amendment. It
is going to make provisions that will
make the water system possibleand
immediately. . 1 ut we do want to im
press upon the minds of the citizens
tiie date. Next Tuesday. Co to the
polls in force and show the council mul
the mayor that you heartily endorse
the procedure of the amendments.
the whole region. The
criticisms that the people of the Upper
Valley have made have often lacked a
real basis and they have made demands
blindly and without krowir.g the prob
lems the road ha to face to give them
transportation service.
By the recent announcement the
Mount Hood company shows that it is
ready to meet the I'pper Valley people
half wi.y. Coming to an undcrr-tand-irg
and ceasing quarrels uver petty
affairs the people of the cornunity can
hasten their own progress and asifst
the road in aiding them. The road,
ny continuing ihe policies advanced in
the net lit announcement, will be a
great boon to the upper community.
Mother Nature has cerainly lent her
assignee to the efforts of the
Commercial club and the valley will
be more beautiful by the end of the
week than a meagre attempt to de
scribe would justify. Besides the
feasts for Ihe pallets of our visitors,
the valley will provide them with a
feast for the eye and soul. They will
hate to depart from our midst . In
deed, we could keep them for all time
could we but turn them loose foot
free among the orchards or on the hills
among the wild flowers for a day or
two. As it is, with the fleeting picture
they will have, they will take away
longings to make the beautiful valley
their homes.
No week passes but some part of the
world suffers a calamity. At the Bame
time the news of the Titanic disaster
was being heralded to the world,
thousands of people along the banks of
the Mississippi were being made home
less by the wild flood waters of th
stream.
Fins, Furs, and Feathers.
In certain portions of the commun
ity, where a solicitor for a California
magazine recently worked the neoiile
for an extension of the . indication's
subscription list, the main topic of
conversation is Fetaluma chickens and
the most frequently asked question
Jteckon when we II get our chick
ens,' 1 he solicitor, who had a slicker
tongue than a Yankee washing ma
chine salesman, assured the prospec
tive subscriber that he ould receive
his publication forthwith, together
wun a nair do.en freshly hatched from
the I'etaluina Hatcheries. In cases he
told the innocent public that the chick
ens would he two months old.
the magazine came, but no chicks
or chickens appeared. A number of
ultra fasttidious and dignified gentle
men of the eity had fallen for th c
game of the artist. Their friends
heard of their weakness for chicken
and planned a series of jokes. Kach
one who was known to have ordered
the magazine and who suimosed he
ordering chickens, was called to
the telephone and told to come over to
the American express ollico and get
his chickens; that one of them was out.
In a short time a stream of men was
seen threading their, way to the ex
pressman s. It is said that each
thought the other the author of the
joke and that day a few near tragedies
nreweu in mo village.
J ho publication for whom the soliei-
tor was at work has written some of
the purchasers, who have grown urgent
in their calls for chickens or a return
of their money, that the chicks will
be sent them soon. The nrizes will be
day old fellows. The solicitor is re
ported to be a fugitive from justice,
having defrauded the magazine com
pany by raising receipts in addition to
misrepresenting the premiums to be
awarded to subscribers.
THE UTEIt VALLEY IIEKBY TRAIN.
The announcement of t'.ie Mount
Hood railroad to the effect that it will
institute a service this year for haul
ing their berries from I'arkdale to this
eity should be good news to the I'pper
Valley growers. It should be gratify
ing to both the railroad company and
the Upper Valley citizens to fee! that
there is a closer drawing together and
understanding between the two. Dur
ing the past year the Upper Valley
people have waged a war on the meth
ods of the railroad company and natur
ally the company did not feel prone to
make any concessions. The news that
the two are ready to cooperate for the
progress of the upper valley-will be
Has anyone ever seen a I'htliisit? It
a species of imaginary rentile simi-
lar to certain ones of the Chinese
dragons. fha aerpent of illusions
ems to have been first discovered
by a camping party here last summer.
At nightfall one of the men of fhe
party, who is gifted with more than his
share of imagination, began telling of
mo woniiertul riilbisit. A lady of the
oinpitny, who hud alwavs been used
to sleeping on an'.Ostennoor in the city
limits asked curiously what a 1'hlhisii
was. A" I'hthisit?" ho asked, "why
it is one of the most peculiar things in
the world. 1 can best describe it by
telling you how two angleworms would
look should you tie them together at
Uhl angles to each oilier and in the
center of the body, then form a few
more angles by attaching a few more
angleworms in a similar manner - ex
cept a I'hthisit is very much hrpor.
Oh, I've seen 'em as big us tt:h."
The little lady, whose hummock whs
swung lii'tween two small lie trees,
just smiled and shivered a bit.
1'llthlslts ehiov I i V i 11 li in tit frees."
Hitinued the soft norsmisive voice of
the young mini, who could iniike iinv.
one believe most anything, "and there
no more favorite snot for one of
them than that on the topmo-t bow of
these trees swaying in the breezes."
Wow! It would be impossible to
'ell the ending of this shriek. It u.vi
the eity lailv. She hud arisen from
the hammock, even as though she hud
seen a mouse, and was iminl im to
brunch. "I'hthisit!" she managed to
breathe. All looked up and beheld a
tiny chipmunk, wamleringlv regarding
ioe numan tielngs beneath linn.
Now is the season of the year when
the steelhoad and the siilmon are be
ginning to do gyinnastic stunts at the
Devil's Bunch Howl. A number of
people fiom the city have already
made Sunday excursions to this beauti
ful spot on the West Fork of the Hood
river near Winans station, where the
fish may be seen jumping the falls if
the weather is (;ood and the visitors
have time. Frank A. Cram has a
troupe of trained lish that will perforin
for I'ortland Commercial club nl the
Bunch Bowl next Saturjay.
Kvery dog has his day.
Circus Draws Large Crowds
Maintaining its high standard of
past seasons and exhibiting a greater
diversity of entertainment, the Al. (J.
Humes animal shows were attended by
large crowds here at both the af ter
noon and evening performances Tues
day. The afternoon performance was
attended for the most part i,y country
people, a number having come dowii
from Mosier. The city people were
out in force for the night performance.
The Barnes show has an excellent
lot of trained animals. Seals, monkeys,
bears, tigers and lions do things that
one can believe only after having seen
them. All of these beasts take a
horseback ride for the entertainment
of the audience.
A feature of the show was the street
parade with Marshal K.ibei-t T 1
clearing the way in the big white auto
mobile with Al. (J. Barr.es.
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NEW IDEAS
In "Dress" Always New.
Simple, Attractive and Practical Styles
for Summer in The New Idea Fashion
Sheet for May.
ALL NEW IDEA PATTERNS
TEN CENTS
The Fashion Sheet is Free
Don't fail to ask. for one.
Ladies' Suits and Dresses
In our Ladies' Dress and Suit Department we have
one of the finest assortments of Indies' one-piece Dress
es and Tailor-Made Suits that you can find anywhere.
We do Dot do as some stores, tell yon that they are
125.00 and t-'K 00 values, when in reality the are only
$15.00 and 20.00 values. We mark our goods at what
they are actually worth, even though they do look to
be worth twice the price we have on them.
Ladies' Blue Silk Dress, Dutch collar, with tie of
same material, with dark green embroidery dots on
collar, cuffs and tie, plain skirt with high CIC AA
waistline. The dress YwvU
I-adie' One-piece Dress of dark blue Panama, ointed
sailor collar, trimmed with black and white mixed
braid around collar aud cuffs, tie of black and while
mixed material to match trimming, high waist line
over skirt effect trimmed with buttons to
match materia! and trimmings. The dress
Ladie' White Serge Dress with round low neck,
light blue sailor collar and revere, short sleeves, French
cuffs of blue serge trimmed with white soutascbe braid.
Skirt has high waist and coat effect, side CIO AA
fasten. The diess JlX.Vl
Ladies. White Serge Dress with net yoke and collar,
fancy silk braid trimmed, giving very pretty collar ef
fect, braid trim extending entire length of skirt, short
sleeves with turn back cuffs trimmed with
braid, plain 4-gored skirt
Hart, Schaffner & Marx Suits, the best suits that
you can buy, thoroughly guaran
teed In every particular
:;.$18 and Up
Millinery
You will probably want new hat fur the festival,
and we want you to visit our Millinery Department
and see the many suitable huts that we have for this
occasion. We can save you some good money on your
millinery purchases, whether it U for a shade hat for
the garden or fiehUor for dress wear for yourself or the
children. We have just received another large express
shipment and want you to call and see what nice
stylish bat that a little money can buy in this depart
ment. Children's Dresses
Our line of Children's Dresses contains all that is de
sirable for either school or dress wear in white or
colored, plain or fancy, and in prices for
25c, 35c, 50c, 60c, 75c and Up
Summer Dress Goods
Let us show you what a swell line of Spring and
Summer Dress Goods we have this spring. All the
wanted weaves and colors in Foulards, Shantungs,
Mescalines, Shot Iiengalines, Marquisette, Chiffon,
Changeable and Plain Chiffon Taffeta, Tub Silks,
Lawns, Linens, Dimities, etc , etc.
Clothcraft Suits, guaranteed all wool and to keep
their shape, $10 and up to $15. See the
Clothcraft Blue Serge Special at
$15.00
THE PARIvS FAIR
Hood River's Largest and Best Store
Visit our Corset Department when
In need of the right Corset at the
right price and style, to give you per
fect comfort and correct figure.
LEAGUE LEADERS
TO PLAY SUNDAY
The Heights baseball team of this
city and the White Salmon team, at
present the two teams of the Mid-Columbia
league that are tied for first
place, will meet at Columbia park
Sunday, when it is probable that one
of the hardest fought games of the
year's series will be played. The
Heights team played The Dalles ag
gregation here Sunday, defeating them
in a close game by a score of 4 to 3.
Hart and Hall, who did such efficient
work last year are. maintaining their
old time standard and did excellent
battery work Sunday.
The Lower City bovs. because of
field errors, were defeated at White
Salmon Sunday by a score of 9 to 2.
Meyers and Large, the battery for the
local boys, did good work. The Lower
City team will meet The Dalles team
in Jhat city Sunday.
Electrical fase Continued
Considerable interest was created
here in electrical circles Monday, when
me city, on complaint oi i. e. verco,
instituted proceedings against the
Hood Kiver Gas & Electric Co. for
failure to comply with tho ordinance
recently passed by a vote of the citi
zens of Hood Kiver. The case came
before Recorder Henry L. Howe. A
numlier of prominent I'ortland attor
neys were here in behalf of the gas
company. the company making
snowing to me errect tnat it was per-
paring 10 comply witn the ordinance.
the recorder continued the case till
May 15.
Blossom Dances to Be Held
Ulossom week dances will be held
here Friday and Saturday nights at the
lleiiuronner hull. The entertainment
committee of the Commercial club has
issued a large number of invitattions
for the first party. On Saturday nieht
the Vogel orchestra will have charge
or tno hall and give a public dance to
an visitors to me citv.
For Sale -Finest llurluuik
tor's. Plione O.lell.
'd pola-tf
I'arkdale Ball Club Active
The I'mkdalo Iiaseball Club has been
very active during the past few weeks
and has arranged for an interesting
series ui games during the coming sea
son, thu lirst of which will be played
naiuruay iiuernoon with a team coin
posed of the former New York resi-
lents of the 11 niier vallev. On the
Saturday following a game is planned
wun ine Mood Kiver high school.
J. r. Ilioimison. wun was in the citv
yesterday afternoon, stated that the
club had built a good diamond. On the
hoard fence near the rurkdaln station
aigo advertising anace will he util
ized by Hood Kiver merchants. "We
plan to have excursions from Hood
iiver to some of our games." said Mr.
Thompson, "and to accommodate those
who come Chas. T. Karlv. sunerinten-
nt of the Mount Hood railroad, has
olfered to arrange tho road's schedule
for us."
Many Colored Lights Strung
The employes of the two wiring and
eetrieal huiiiiIv comliiinies. llailev &
Colby mid (lie Flectric Wiring & Sup
ply v ... iihvc ueen ousy since 1 uesduy
stringing wires over tho different
buildings of the city and along the
streets. The Hydru Flectric Co. will
furnish its customers with all the elec
trical energy thev desire to use for
decorative purposes during the festival
nights tree ot charge, 'the Hood Riv
er (ins & Klei'trie Co.will havo displays
of green and pink lights on the princi
pal streets.
As eaily us vesterdav a number of
the business houses had beinin their
leeorations of tings and bunting.
Dr. K. I.. House, of Snoka IIP WHH
here on his ranch last week.
C. A. Steckman, of New York Citv.
arrived last week ;to look over the
valley.
Mrs. A. V. Wise, of Wash., D. C, is
here visiting her daughter, Mrs. Law
rence N. Hlowers.
Arthur McCrecry was in I'ortland
over the week end to see May Kobson
in "A Night Out."
W. K. Ulynn and family will remove
to I'ortland the latter part of this week
to make their future home.
Mrs. Pauline Moore Kiley, grand
worthy matron of the F.astern Star,
visited the local chapter last week.
I.. J. Howell, of Tripton, la., and J.
C. Schioeder, of Sanhurn, la., arrived
last week to look over the valley.
First-class line of wall paper samples.
I'hone :i'J4-M, niter (i p. m., and we will
be pleased to show tlicm at vonr home.
' L. F. NlOKKlS.
Hay K. Soott, secretary of the Com
mercial club, was in Portland Th.,r.
j day boosting the Apple lilossom Car
nival.
Mr. and Mrs. W. G. Oberteufer, ac
companied by their son. Delbert, of
I'ortland, arrived last week for a visit
with their daughter, Mrs. K. H. Mol-ler.
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Comparison will Convince You That Our Prices Are Right
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W.- F. LARAWAY:
FOR SALE
For Hale Apple trees, Newlowna, Hpliz anrt
kOllas, t
Ort ley. 112 per hundred
miles 8. W. of Udell.
1'lilllp
tf
Lund For Sale 2.10 acres of land for sale
from K0 pet acre n p. Will sell In 2(l.acre
tracts with part In trees. C. J. Calkins, phone
"al K. jnsif
Hay Timothy, also good bright and clean
rutin and allaUa hay for sale at Meadow
IliiKik Farm. I'hone i'H'.-X mi 71 f
For Halt-8 acres one mile west of town.
F'me blurt home site. Hearing orchard. Terms
lo mm. (J. W. Kennedy. mil)
Mrs. B. A. Strong and little son, of
Aberdeen, Wash., are here visiting her
parents. Prof, and Mrs. L. K. Hender
son. Mr. and Mrs. L. A. Henderson, who
have been spending the past two weeks
on a honeymoon trip in San Francisco,
returned home Tuesday morning.
Mr. and'ftlrs. J. II. Heilbronner and
Mr. fleilbronner's mother, who is vis
iting here from Boise, Ida., spent the
latter part of last week in Portland.
P. C. Young has added facilities for
giving his patrons better service. His
market on Oak street has been
equipped with a modern sausage room.
Chester Huggins, who is attending
the University of Oregon, is at lierk
ely, Calif., this week, where he will
take part in a track meet between the
U. of O. team and that of the Univer
sity of California Saturday.
A delightful masquerade was given
by the local lodge of Kabekahs at the
Odd Fellows hall last week. The affair
was in charge of a committee com
posed of Mrs. S. W. Arnold. Mrs E. O.
butro and Mrs. M. E. McCarty. Mrs.
F. L. Breed, J. J. Ward and W, H.
laft composed a board of judges to
pass upon the many unique and weird
costumes worn by the merrymakers.
The members of St. Mark's Guild, in
celebration of St. Mark's Day, last
Friday evening, entertained a large
number of the members of the St.
Mark's Parrish and their friends at the
handsome new home of Mr. and Mrs.
Noah Bone. The drawing rooms were
beautifully decorated with wild flowers
and Bhruos. The evening was spent in
playing progressive whist, 40 people
participating. At the close of the
games a delicious lunch of sandwiches.
mints ar,d coffee as served. Rector
t.d in u ml Trew Simpson spoke a few
words to those present and stated that
he hoped that every year the members
and friends of the Parrish would con
vene in such a happy gathering.
A FABLE.
1
TUK hen remarked to the mulley cow
As she cackled her daily lay
(That la. the hen cackled): "It's fun.
ny how
I'm good for an epg a dast.
I'm a tool to do It, for what do I set?
My food and lodging. My,
But the poodle gets that: He's the house
hold pet,
And he never laid a single egg yet,
Not even when eggs were high."
The mulley cow remarked to the hei
As she masticated her cud
(That Is, the cow didl: "Well, what then?
You quit and your name is mud.
I'm good for six gallons of milk each day.
And I'm given my stable and grub,
But the parrot gets that much-anyway
All she can gobble and what does she
payT
Not a dribble of milk, the dub!"
But the hired man remarked to the pair:
"You get all that's comln' to you.
The poodle does tricks, and the parrot kin
swear.
Which la better than you kin do.
You're necessary, but what's the use
Of bewullln' your dally part?
You're bourgeois; work's your only excuse.
You can't do nothln' but )es' produce.
What them tellers does ia art."
Calcutta (India) Capital.
Notice of Stockholders' Meeting
Special meetinu of the stockholders of
the Cottage Hospital Association.
Kv order of the director! of the Hos
pital Association a special meeting of
tlifl stockholders is called to meet m the
parlors of the Commercial Club at 7:30
p. m., Thursday, May J, 112, for the
purpose id discussing reorganization
and enlargement of the institution.
K. U. HKOSIl'S,
mil Secretary.
Pleasant For Him,
Blows But i naked you, my dear
girl, to keep our little affair secret for
the present. His Intended I couldu't
help It. That hateful Miss Oldun said
the reason I wasn't married was be
cause no fool bad asked me, so I up
and told her you had. Loudou Telegraph.
A Cai of Arbitration.
A rat and a weasel found an egg.
They arbitrated about It. A cat was
the arbitrator. He promptly awarded
Ihe egg to the rat. The rat ate the egg.
(The cat then ate the rat The cat be
lieves tu arbitration. Tho rat doesn't
Japan Musasblno.
Had It All Over Again.
'The other ulght I went to an ama
teur theatrlei.1 performance, and then
I went borne find had a terrible dream."
"What did you dream?"
"I dreamod that I went to It again."
Domestic Not.
Glbbs So jour wife's will la law.
Dibbs Yes, but 1 can sometimes bribe
hei uot to enforce Jt Boston Tran
script
All human things of dearest value
uaug ou slender atrUiOT. Waller.
A Disgrace. '
There Is In Washington an old
grouch," whose son was graduated
from Yale. Wbeu the young man
came home at the end of his first term
he exulted lu the fact that he stood
next to the bead of bis class. But the
old gentleman was not satisfied.
"JSext to the head!" he exclaimed.
"What do you mean? I'd like to know
what do you think I'm sending you to
college for? Aext to the head! Why
aren't you at the head, where you
ougut to be?"
At this the sou was much crest
rauen. uut upon bis return he went
about his work with such ambltiou
that at the end of the term be found
himself lu the coveted place. When
he went home that year be felt very
proud. It would be great news to the
old man.
neu the announcement was made
the father contemplated his son for a
few minutes lu silence, then with a
shrug be remarked:
"At the head of the class, eh? Well,
mats a Hue commentary on Yale uni
versity!" Llpplncott's.
W. O. W. meets the 2d aud 4th Wednesdays
each month at K. ol f. hall. Visitors cor-
umny invneu. a.C cthtkn, C ii.
Kent Mhokmakkb, Clerk.
HOOD RIVKROIKCLK NO.M4, WOMEN OK
Woodcraft-Meet at K. of I'. hall on the
nrsiaua ihlra ihursdHyeof each month.
.iui.ia w au k, M. u
MB. H. W. Waitc, Clerk.
waucoma lodof; no. an, k. ok p.-
Meeta-m K. of P. ball every Tuesday niRht.
JIKKT Ol ANA HAN, U, U.
A. Kkrn. K. of B. and S.
atuuKlVERCAMP,NO.;,70a,M. W. A.
Meeu In K. of 1', hall every Monday
""t"1- ALLAH II AHT, V. (J.
C. U. IU kin, Clerk.
HIVKKM1DE UlDOKNO. B8 A. O. U. W
Meeta flrnt aud third Haturdaya of each
IHKU TON I.LABK, M. W
OKO. Hnocont, Klimncier
CHKtrnca Mil utk, Recorder.
olma A!sMr.MBLY NO, 103, UNITKD ART-
iHHna,-MeU! Ihe first aud third Wednes
days, work: xeooBd and fourth Wednesdays
Arf.lHAnfC hnll l It u , u ...., j
W . H. Austin Secretary.
ii)i.e.wII.UK 1.0DOK NO. 107, I. o. O. K
Meeu in Fra'ernal hall, every Thursday
. , " i, r- nott, a. u
Oko. Thomson, hecretary
EDKN ENCAMPM KNT, NO. 48, 1, O. O K -Regnlar
meeting second and fourth Monday
f each month. K. T. Kolts, u. i.
A. o. Da HNitv, Scribe.
LA I'RKI. KKHfcK AH IXlIMlK No. 87.I.O O F.
.'ivm int nuu iiiiiu monooys each uion'.h
Mrs. I.ui.u Cokkv, N. u.
Mas. Nettib Walsh. Sec.
Tit For Tat.
Minister (arouslug himself in barber's
cbair)-All through yet?
Barber Aye. lang syne.
Minister-Then I must have been In
dulging In a quiet nap?
Barber Ve wis that, sir.
Miulster-It was very good of you
not to waken me. I am very thankful
for what has been a most refreshing
sleep.
Barber-Uoots, man, baud yer
tongue. It's only a fair return. I slept
all through your sermon last Sawbaib.
-Tlt-Blta.
SOCIETIES.
HOOD RIVKR UUHJK NO. KB, A. K. and A
M. .MeeU Saturday evening on orlWhre
each full moon. W. L. Ci.akk. W. M
D. McDonald, Secretary.
Hood River Commander? Ko.12, K.T
every nm luesflar even Inn
h month. R. W. Pratt, t. K.C
Davidson, Recorder.
MT. HOOP l Ot'NCIL No. 8. R. A S. M. MeeW
Id Mawmlc Hall every third Tuesday lu
each niont h.
W IT I ArAirai- T I l
A. D. Mite, Ree, '
HOOD RIVK.KCHAPTKR NO. 7. R A. M -
Meets nrst aud third Friday niithuor each
month. a J. K. t akSon, H p.
. c IIrik k. Secretary
HOOD KIVKR CHAPTER NO. , O. E. S -Meet
second and fourth Tuesday eveulua
of each mouth. Vlaltora cordially welcomed
Mrs. a. D. Mob, W. M.
Miss Alt A Poole, Secretary.
KEMP IaOIH1E.No. 181, 1, o. O. K.-Meels In,
ueii una fellows' hall every Sat ur
ujr uigiiu tumors cordially welcomed.
-. H. Ehrck, N. U.
Grant Haokv,8kc. .
HAZEL REHKKAH Inln;!.- v.. u r,w,
Meets the flrnl and third Tiirwla'y evei'ilnu'lri
each month In the Odd Fellows Hall, aeveu
btuui oi rioon ruver, K. D 1
Mrs. K. M. Hauiy, N. U '
Mks.Oko. Suki-pard, Sec.
ORKOON ORAPB RKHEK'All llMjiTNo
1M Meeta the aecond hum r,,uro, w.i. ..,..'
rtny evcnliiKS of each month, In dribble's
( U AS. W.GUNN,sl"'-K-W'KK'N'U
h.i R; C--Mi second aud fourth
m rm-n immui at K. of r. hall
,. Lvdia Si-hmkrs, President
fcoiTH 8TiBNHO'r, Secretary.
HHMllHli,,IEK.yA,XEY HUMAN E HOC! ETY
-"' j , wm, h m ii art w ii fffai
... iV. , '"""""J earn month al 8 p.
m in the club rooms over Jackson's store;
H. (K ArKKMAN-relarv: l , 1K K'Frt-
Notice of CotriDletion of Rinrk Tih!7.
wildc Addition, Columbia Street, by
fAnMM.iHi r:j .... ... . J
miiauuuiiis jiuewains ana turns.
Notice Is hereby elven that K. O. Hall con.
tractor haa riled written notice tb a a" h Ta
Vii A,oL1, ll"'2-,,f completion "f Hl,ik ?
Idlew Ide Addition, Columbia Sireet " .n
strnctlng cement wa'ka and curbs 'therS L
under hia oonlract wilh the c ' hereto?, re
made and entered lino under ordiimnce No
3'iJ, and that Ihe amount due for said im
provement upon Ita accepuu.ee Is taerehJ
staled to be tviiM. Hereby
And notice la further g-lven that anv nhia.
lous to the acceptance of" aid we'rk n ut
the contract with the said contractor o , ?lhl
ested oartv t .... "'.:'.'. ny inter
nine woiiin
....... , u uhib oi tiling aa d m
wuiiin seveu days from
Aprtl. ir
i'hia notice l nnhiiut.AA . . ....
Ulacler for two conse ive shZ, VhJreo ',Z
H. L. HOW E,
City Recorder
ven days
u notice, to wit,
the sunn day of
m2m
Notice for Street Oiling.
Pursuant to Instmciinn. i,... ....
Council of the Citv of n.w.V o,.'". ,ra
the oiling and rolling of Twein s 'ree ' fr, Z
Sherman Avenue, snntli to the cli7iimi,?
will be received at the r,m,J .:,.:. "'!"
ined City Recorder no to lo '..'"r
street m be Jel In one confra .a '.halFE
required to be eomniMort -.....' Ir ""!'
awarding same. uajs imm
.Jy B" iH be opened by the Street rm
nutteeaasoon aa nn ii ' i lrTl '
fined for receiving bid,. ,7d "he Heve" h h
together wilh a .mnary'therff.o"''
Kor Sale Splendid driving and general
purpose horse, weight about I HO, handsome,
kind and gentle; hlghllte and fairly broken,
not afraid o' anything. Inquire R, A. Mc
Clanathan, corner southeast llnrrell school
li2
For Sale A young team, gelding and mare,
4 aud A yeara old, weight about 0. Abao.
Inlely i(iiiet and sound. Inquire Henderson
McKay, phoue KiS Odell, Route 2. mill
For Sale Steam sprayer In good condition.
Price SI .ffi.H0. Callal Ricketta' orchard next
to Pine Grove store, or phone odell island
call for 8. T. Kicketla. aJfilf
For Hale-One light farm wagon with
springs in good condition. Five shares Far.
mers' Irrigation atock at a discount, Uiirbank
wl potatoes. Phoue 2UvL. mill
For Sale Fresh young Jersey cow. Cabbage
tomato and strawberry plants and standard
varrlet les of apple trees. Phone 21S K. J T.
Nealelgh. nilti
roi Sale Cow. g.x
Mutt, Jerico lane, Macadam road
Phone 83x.
ni9
For Sale-One brown Clydesdale mare,
weigh about llilU pounds works single or
double, gentle, sound and true. J. M. Shelley,
phoue Odell ii!M, route 11. lull
For Sale and rixolmnge l(od river appl
laud, mill site and timber land, water power
sites large and small at Winan'a atallon on
Mt. Hood R. K. PoHtotnee address. Dee, Ore.
W . R. Wluau. ni
For Sale One old horse capnbleof hard
work, J;if, also A No. 1 guiding, weight MS.
Phoue 2M2 X. Culler B.os. ma
For Snle-,10 acres partly Improved, with
water-right, hay or fruit. Ideal scenery, power
alie, trout liahing, Inis all the appointments of
a high grade proposition and will Interest
anyone looking tor an attractive home loca
tion. Price tU an acre. Investigate for vour-
Cu'llug, owner, J'rout
self. Address C. M.
Lake, Wash.
IH2J-3U
For Sale-six head horaes, address, W. O.
E. Smith, phoue HU2k. mlSl
For Sale A good sound true old horse, not
too old to do lots of work, works any place,
just ihe horse for a small place, or lor some
one that wanted a specially safe horse to
drive. Weight 1150. Price SoO.or would trade
for cow. J. M. Taylor, phone Odell, W. mu.
WANTED
Wanted A young man whd understands
orchard work, from planting the trees to
pac king the fruit, also must understand tk.
lug care of team and doing general ranch
work. Right kind. of home lor right kind of
man. Lehowa Fruit Farm, Mosier, ore. mil
Wanted Position Exnerlenwri vnimu man
and wile on ranch. Inquire C. Weaver, luck-
liiaon House, phoue 2U4 K mv
Wanted 1'nlinlMti.ri.iv raHiHi,inff un.i .,-
pairing. High class w,ork at reasonable prices
. ......t rnimmies. r...A. ran w. J11II
Wanted An iniclllire.lt llinunoga K,.u ..... ..to
job of mornings and evenings. Ueo. Nelga.
I'hone lisl. ,..
Wanted Japanese counle wants nnslilna
man as garden work wife house work. P. O
Is.x 'Jm. I'hone iUH-L. M l k'orto
River, Oregon. ' 1 i.
Wanted To rent a rnh oiihn.. ukn,
basis or cure rental. Will care for trees If
planted aa part arrangement. Address P. I).
ly., c:ue Glacier. m2
Experienced eastern farmer would like a
rijdtlojinj-mich. Address 121:1 1:1th HO, ms
FOR RENT
For Hent Ijiro-n rr.n,.bn.n.ln . r
nce room, In First National Hank m,i ir
Wanted to Rent I.imiiul l;.;i.. .....
For Rent Furnished h..n.t-r,i.,., ...
Ill two and Ihrce riVfim anils I l.rLio
?"1PJ!!I,."' 'verythlng modern. Rents' range
...... , tA,, ,,-,, lawn am, peI)ty B1Hde
,-iZl: "!? i-tonm cottage, pantry and two
closets, citv waler If ,,
r i"""i'. '"ice young garden all
vi i r. 'T Br month SO.
airs. H. JKrederick or phoue 6H-L.
up goes
Apply to
m2
For Rent ItnnU.lrAninn m "
in t... " '"""". CICBU,CH.He
a"d 812 per month. Kin i-..h,..,i,.. u.
-!ij?L,Eri.P- '" inl
For Hent H
MISCELLANEOUS
NOIlOe in I'riV llnnaH I . . , . .
.Vf . mill? enrtin.ir tt my P,?,ihrw..,urUT
or mile wvatoft n Pfir am i l' i -
P.KK sit ppi.i fh-iw -. " m,,7,TC7iZL
oil w ur i juu wnen who .
CO. W. W. l)iikin. l-iTth u ui
a-ltf
IjOnI AUtrt niltnha. Ciuo
l...rA I a.-
.on !,?e h day of
u.r VT1": "UUIJ "n House.!,, hhmi th t '. nt urrny not
"u,"u ,l,ne " will be m-:fmm ulV1. ) modth.
ai.lered
Notice Is published Id Hood Riv. .j,
for one issue. May 11, wu. Kiver ulcier
,-. H. I. HOWK,
Cliy Recorder.
I hi'ST. -h?J?-tt"r" nran pasture, notice,
i nave a wood a nnsinr ... . ..' . . ...
or 15 head of horaes a , c, ws Cowa can ol
bred In pasture. I'hone Cnlell 3,13 '
Kinder please
ms!
Lost A small ... I IT 1
ni.s . .' "''" om oroncn. under
oV?r.r!t,,rn ' MrK' E- "arris. 317Sher-
' 11)2
man, engraved monogram "('. 1 . p " on back
Hetnrn to this office ,or reward. m
Notice to Creditors
hMbn .inT?1? Slven ,h,, nnderaigned
w" I aexSS' d,'"'"ratrlx. with the
deceived anrt Vo ""Ht of Kdw,u .
"r. T1' n' H persona having clai....
are hereby notified to pre-
May. it Pub"8h 2nd day of
nijma ELLINOR M CHASE.