Hood River Banking and Trust Co. W Iracaarl a general banking buatueae iud own our own turn lug property. lnlereat paid on tliuc and Wavlnga depualt tMle deuoeil txixe. EhNEST C. SMITH Lavyer Rooms 14 am! 15 Hall Building Hood River, Ore. GEO. R. WILBUR Lawyer Otlice in Smith Ittiiltling. Hood River - Oregon DERBY & STEARNS Lawyers HOOD RIVER. OREGON. L. A. & A. P. REED ATTORNEYS AND COl. NSKI.OHS AT LAW Two Doors North of Poutotlice rhone 41 DR. EDQINGTON 1121 Twelfth Street, The Height" HOOD RIVER OKEUON "e7o7dutro, m. d. Physician and Surgeon Over First National Bank, Hood Rivr, Oregon. Office Phone 71 Res. TIB Hours 2 to 4 P. M. and by appointment Drs. Shaw & Bronson Office In Eliot Block. Office fj bone, No. 4. K Ml 1)333, S . H E. D. KANAGA Physician and Surgeon Phones: Office 35 Res. 35B Otlice in National Bank Ruilding J. F. WATT, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Telephones: Office, art; reslueuce.SIH . BUKUEON O. K. 4 N.Co. H.L.DUMBLE, PHYSICIAN AND SURUEON. Calls promptly answered In town oroounlry, liay or Nig lit. Telephone: Residence, 16: Office, 101). Office In tUe lw wlus Building. FC. BR0S1US, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON 'Plioue Central, or 12B. Dr. Broalus aunounees permanent offlue established at Odell, phone M, wheie h. can be conmilied iiiorniniii and evenings, t'lly orriee, Hood Klver, phone VJit, opeu as usual, 1U lo 4 dully; nlgbt culls answered from odell, pbone ). 1K. M. H. 8HAKP UK. Edna B. Buahp Osteopathic Physicians Graduates f the American School of Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo. Office in Elliot Block. Home Phone 102 Jiet,. 102-B H. D. W. PINEO,D.D.S. DENTIST Uo ms 4, 5 and 6 Telephone Smith Building 181 C H. JENKINS, D.M.D. . DENTIST Telephones: Office 28; residence 28-B Office over Butler Bank, Dr. Justin M. Waugh EYE, EAR AND THROAT Office in Eliot BUIg. 9 A. M. to 3 P. M. L. A. HENDERSON, CIVIL ENGINEER Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor, Philippine Islands. Two Doors North of PontufUce Phone 41. MURRAY KAY Civil Engineer and Surveyor Brosius Building ALBERT SUTTO Architect Room 16 Hall Building R. R. Bartlett ARCHITECT HOOD RIVER, OREGON Hellbronncr Building Phone 61 SURVEYING and BLUE PRINTING P. M. Morse Heilbronner Bldg. Hood River office for Newell, Gossett & Walsh, Consulting Engineers of Portland. Stranahan & Slaven Contractors & Builders HOOD RIVER, OREGON. E. W. DARK Contractor and Builder Estimates on Request Phone 212 K A. C. BUCK NOTARY PUBLIC AND INSUR ANCE AGENT Room 12 Brosims Block FREDERICK ARNOLD. CONTRACTORS and BUILDERS m)m feralsbe all klaia f vwt LIVED ON RAW EGGS Mr. Richard's Experience With Dif. Terent Diets. Peaches and Buttermilk for Three Years. Cfcilton, Md. Mr. George Richards, ol this place, during the past 12 years, has probably tried more different diets than the average person would ever use in a lifetime. What he has to say ibout his experi ments, must therefore be highly interest ing to anyone suffering from indigestion or stomach troubles of any kind. He says: "For more than 12 years, I suffered with stomach troubles, and paid hundreds of dollars for doctor bills and medicines. 1 was also operated on for piles. I lived on dried peaches and buttermilk for nearly three years. The only thing that would not give me pain was raw eggs. I was a physical wreck. 1 could no) sleep, and was as near crazy as a mai could well be. 1 must say that after taking two 25-cenl packages of Thedford's Black-Draught, it did me more good than all 1 ever spent for other medicines. 1 have been working daily on the farm ever since, and 1 am as hard as iron." This purely vegetable remedy has been in successful use for more than 70 years. Try it. But be sure that it's "Thedford's." FOR SALE Belmont Slab Wood and all other kinds of wood at reasonable prices. To prove our policy to deal honeetly and squarely with the people, we refer new customers to our old patrons. Give us atrial with your first order in all we ask to gain your patronage. Delivery made to any part of the city in large or small quaniities. We have city license to do team wo:k of any kiud. GEO. W. HOWARD & SON The Heights Phone 344-M No Wonder He Smiles! After the songs comes the sweet, suc culent fish, frenli from the water by way of our store. It gives the diner a relish for his meat later on, but he would not care if he had to make a full meal on our fish, because it is alw ays so nice and appetizing. We have every kind of fish in season, and you can depend upon quick service and low prices. Central Meat Market WJ.BaRer&Co. Dealers in RE:AL ESTATE Fruit and Farm Lands Resident Agents For Phoenix Assurance Co. OF LONDON C. A. Richards & Co. Confectionery and Amusement Parlors HAZKLWOOD DAINTIES Full Line of London Made Pipes See Our Line of Kauffman Bros.& Bondy Pipes and Dumuth Pipes. Best Made. Phone 64 Agency Oregon Daily Journal. Booth's Eastern Oysters. Kent & Garrabrant Confectionery, Cigars and Tobaccos Sporting Goods John R. Westervelt DOCTOR OF DENTAL SURGERY Suite 807 Oregonian Building Phone Main 7255 PORTLAND, OREGON M. E. WELCH, LICENSED TETERISART Sl'RGEOS Is prepared to do any work Id the veterln ry flue. He can be found by calling at or phoning to Clarke drug more. C. G. VAN TRESS, Public Stenographer and Notary Public Elliot Block. Phone 308 1 Do you want your Shoes Repaired, if so, come to I. GAFF'S NEW SHOP Door South McGuire'a Meat Market, BULL RING ANTICS Mexican "Sport" as Viewed Through American Spectacles. TACTICS OF THE TOREROS. Thy Wers Better Runners Than Fighters and Displayed More Cow ardice Than Bravery Mirth That the Nativee Couldn't Appreciate. Thank jou, Agulrre, but I bardly think I want to tee one of your bull fights. I bar heard enough about them to make me sick of the thought.' I had seen every other kind of fight, from messenger boys up to bull moose nd buffulo, and Agulrre felt that I would forever regret It If I left Mexico without at leant ouce witnessing the duMouhI sport I reluctantly consented to accompany hiui. and after our dinner, Instead of taking the usual alexia, we weut to the ring. I bad often read the stories of such fights, and after the aeries of three bud been finished I wondered If any writer had ever taken the trouble to descrllie the ridiculous and funny stuuts Hint crop out during the course of the fights. The first bull that was released went through the ordinary course of sprouts, first corlug a broken down race horse which bad seen service on many of the tracks In the States and was used In the bull ring only because he was a thoroughbred. Finally the bull was put to death by a stab between the shoulders, which paralyzed bis Bpine. The second entrant was a little black fellow full of fire, which had been : especially raised on the big ranch of! Governor Tirazzos Between the toril j (pent and the ling there was a short 1 alley. Just wide enough to allow the bulls to get through without rubbing ! the hair from tbelr flanks. Leaning : over the boards which formed the Idea of the passageway was a Mexl-' can negro, who, when the little bull was shoved out of the torll. Jabbed a fishhook "tiarbo" tuto bis left shoul der, which maddened the animal to such ho extent that be hardly knew which way to turn, bo eager was be to locate his eueiuy. The crowd at this time was going mud and from all sides could be benrd frnutlc cries of "Cobardo. podrldo. putrefucclon" (coward, rotten, rotten ness!, and "El toro es inuerto" (the bull Is dendi. On the contrary, be was very much alive and showed It a few moments Inter. After he was chased Into the torll the torero, whose nnme was Albert Is. appeared before the president's box. as Is the custom when a failure is made, to explain himself and ask for another chance before he was condemned. The opportunity was given, and the result wus ouly a repe tition of the former attempt, except that the bull was prevented from catching him by helpers who were arm ed with long pikes and prevented the beast from scaling the fence. Springing ten or a dozen yards toward the ceuter of the ring, the frenzied creature stopped short, spread bis front feet out as fur us he could and madly pawed the ground. In his shoulder the wicked burb still stuck, and to It were fastened a big yellow rosette and a half dozen red stream ers trailing the ground. Presently a volunteer novice torero bullfighter on footl Jumped over the fence on the north side of the ring and advanced a few feet towurd the defiant bull. One fliitiut of the torero's red bandera (banner) and the bull became a demon. With head down he rushed at the novice, who meanwhile had lost bis nerve, for be stood quaking with fear when be should have been advancing to meet the onrushing ani mal. Wheu the latter was only twenty yards owuy the voluuteer dropped the bandera and espuda iswordi and put for the fence as fast as be could go. The fence was about four feet high. and the torero cleared It iu a straight way dive. The poor bull was not so fortunate. although he was game enough to at tempt the fence in his mad effort to catch his tormentor. He landed on top of the boards and stuck there, with his bind legs In the air. until he was released by some attendants who veutured from the other side of the ring. I took a heap of fuc out of the antics of my little hero, the bull, and was having a good laugh all to myself while the mob was going wild with disgust at the cowardice of Albert! when Agulrre advised uie to suppress my mirth or there would be trouble for both of us. When order was restored the little black bunch of muscle, brawn and grit was brought into the tuclosure for the third time, but it took the efforts of two toreadors (bullfighters on horse back i and a professional foot fighter to beat blm, and his defeat was then due only to the fact that he was exhausted. Agulrre told me that It was bud form In Mexico to laugh at anything ti a bullfight but the death of the bull, lut I remarked to bim that In all America he would not Dud a gringo who would not Instantly grasp the funny side of that particular bullfight and carry It home so that others might laugh too. Denver Republican. The Reluctant Request. Edgar Ethel, I've left my umbrella downtown. Ethel-Well? Edgar I'm afraid you'll have to lend me the gold handled umbrella you gave me on my birthday. Detroit Free Press. Commonly we say a Judgment falls npon a man for something In him we cannot abide Selden. The W. G. Aldred COMPANY Contractors, Excavating and Grading Crushed Rock, Sand and Gravel HOOD RIVER GLACIER. THURSDAY, Colonist Fares -DAILY- March 1 to April 15, 1912 From the Middle and Eastern tmion ; of the I'nited States and Canada to all , points in the Northwest on the j Oregon-Washington Rail road & Navigation Co. From CHICAGO - - ilM " ST. LOUIS .... $UM " OMAHA $25.00 " KANSAS CITY - Ji.S.eo " ST. PALL .... $2S .09 Proportionately low fares from all other points. Direct ervice from Chicago, H. Paul, Omaha and Kansas Cilv over the C. & N. . I'NION PACIFIC, ORE GON SHORT LINE andO-W. R. A N. LINES PROTECTED BY AUTOMATIC BLOCK SIGNAL YOir CAN PREPAY FARES U'hiht rut,. eiudv Wcstlxmnd only, fares may lie prepaid by depowit- ing value ol the ticket witn your icai agent, ami an order will lie telegraphed to anv address given. Aid in telling of our vast icsonrces and wonderful opportunities fur Home Building. Illustrated and reliable printed matter will lie mailed to anyone to.wlioiii yon wish ft sent, by addressing KM. McMURRAY, General Pissrnger Agent, PORTLAND, OREGON. Nursery Stock Hood River Grown First Class THE KIND THAT CROWS A Few Dwarf Apple, Pear and Peach C. D. Thompson HOOD RIVER. ORF;ON GO TO J. II. Heilbronner & Co. FOR REAL ESTATE BARGAINS IN TOWN AND VALLEY Heilbronner BldfJ. Hood River KELLY BROS. HAY AND OATS Rolled Barley, Bran, Shorts and Straw PHONE 227-M Fourth Street Between Oak and State SOCIETIES. (I lull KIVtCK lAllKlk) Ml. llki, A. V. and A. M. Meets MHlurtluy eveulng on or before each lull moon. W. 1.. i'i.akk. W. M 1). McDonald, Herrelacy. Hood ItHer I'oimnaiutery No. 12, K.T meeia every iirm i uesuay evening each month. K W. I'katt, 1., K.lT I'. H. 1IAV1DHON, Recorder. MT. HOOP COl'NCIl. No H. K. ft H. M. Meets In Masonic Hall every third Tuestluy iu each mouth. W. V. I.Hi'away, T. I. M. A.'I). Mae, Kec. tOOl) KIVKKCHArTKtt NO. . K. A. M. MnuUtlrnt and third Friday ulKhtHOf ei.ch mouth. J. K.CAkHon, H. I". V. 0. Hhock, Keorelary. IOOI) KIVK.K CHAFTKK NO. 8ft, O. K. H. Meete second aud fourth Tuundey eveulug of each imiutu. Vlxllora cordially welcomed Mux. A. 1 1 MoK, W. M. Mish Alt A Poole, Meoretary. K.O. W. nieeu the 2d end 4tli Wednesday each month at K.ot I', hull. VlHlttira cor dially I n vl u-d. A.I' Sththn.O. C. Kent Kiiokmakkr, Clerk. SOOD R1VKR fURCLK NO. Mi, WOMKN OH' Woodcraft-Meet at K. of I', hall on the Omtaud Third 'J'humday uf each mouth. .Il'i.ia Waits, N, U. Mtt. 11. W. Waitk, Clerk. VAUOOMA LOIXJK NO. SI, K. OK P. Meete Iu K, ol f . uail everv Tuesday nigTit. It KKT ST A N A H AN, C. C. A. Kkhn. K. of 11 anil 8. rlOODRiVKRCAMrN0.1,ne,M. W. A. Meetn In K. of P. hall every .Monday nlKht. A 1. 1. an Mart. V. (J. C. IJ. liAKIN, Clerk. K1VKKH1DK UIDUKNO. titt A. O. U. W. Mceta Unit and third Halurduye of each mouth. Nkwton I'i.akk-; M. W. OKO. Hijicom, Kluancier Chkhtkh HH utk. Recorder. MCTA AHHKM HLY NO. 103 tlNITKU ART-iHauM.-Meelti the rlral ami third Wediiee dayii, work; Hecoad and fiiunh Wedueailayi Art lnamt' hall. I). 1). 11 i.n kicks, M. A. W. H. Austin 8ecrt-Utry. ULKW1I.DK 1X3POK NO. 107, I. O. O. K. Meet iu Kra erual hall, every Thuraday night. K. It. Knott. N. U. Oito. Thomson, hecretary KDEN KNCAMPMKNT, NO. 4K, I. O. O. K. Kegnlar meeting aecond and fourth Moudayi if each mouth. K. T. 1-0114, c. . A. O. UAB.tiY.Hcrlbe. LAURKL RKBrJK AH LODOK No. 87. 1 O O F. Meela Aral and third Motiiloys earh iiioikIi. YlK. I.m.l; ( cjkev, N. U. AIB8. Nrrriic Watlhh. Hec. KEMP LOIHiK, No. 181, 1. O. O. K.-MeeUlu. Odell Odd Fellows' hall every Hat or day ulg-ht. Vleltore cordially welcomed. O. H. Khkck, N. CI. (Jkant Hai.kv, Hkc. HAZEL RE11EKAH LOIXJK No. 156, 1.0.O.K Meet the Hint and third Tuemlay evening In each month in the Odd Fellow Hall, seven in lien eeutli of Hood River, R. II. I. Mrh. E. VI IIAOEY, N. U. Mk. Oko. SiitPI'AKit, Bee OKK'iON GKAI'K REKKKAH IXJIMiE. No. isl Meeta the aecond and fourth Wednea nay evenlnifn of each mouth, In Orltihle'a Hall. ASM t I.KA.11 HK, N. II. t has. W. (Jonn.i e-. CANBY W. R. C Meets eecond end fourth naiuraaya 01 eacn moniii ai i. 01 r. nan. I.viiia Hi mmkk-h, I'renlilenl. Edith Stiknhokk, Hecretary. HtKIU RIvER VALLEY H UM A N K HOCI ETY Hood River, Ore. E H. llartwly. Frea. Krtllh Htlenhofl.Hec Lealie Butler, Treat, t ail phone 2. HOOII RIVER MMKKCIALC1.UB-Meeu every aecond Monday Iu earli mouth at p. m., la the club roome over .jaekNou'a autre, C. N. I l AfcKk.Fiea. H. O. Kackkhan, 8ecretrv. Pine umve orange No. 6 meela the first end third Hatarday of each month ai p. m. MARCH 7. 1912 BARGAINS In Groceries at Huggin's (ash Store The test Supar 13 lbs. $1.00 sack $0.75 Dalles Diamond Flour sack. $1.30; bbl., $5.10 High Flight Flour sack, $1,30; bbl., $5.10 Del Monte Pumpkin, can 10c Del Monte Spinach, 2 cans for 25c Pure Sorghum Molasses, half gral 50c R. S. V. P. Salt, per can 10c Kingfords Silver Gloss Starch, pkg 10c Kingfords Silver Gloss Starch, 7 lb. box GOo The Hest Corn Gloss Starch, 4 pkgs 25c Polly Prim Cleanser, 3 cans 25c 20 Mule Team Borax Chip, pkg 25c Crisco, small cans 30c Special on Prooms 35c to G0c We carry two grades of Flour The Dalles Diamond and High Flight the highest pattent and very superior. Clover Leaf Butter, put up under my own name, and every pound warranted. The Lowest Prices on Everything L. H. HUGGING S. E. BARTMESS Funeral Director and Embalmer tH.tablUhed 18 Year MOOD RIVER, ORLQON Team for Great Bargain Home Telephone Co. The Purity Dairy Co. Yours for prompt service and Good Milk THOS. D. CALKINS THE : SQUARE : DEAL : STORE Is ready to supply your needs for any thing to cultivate your farm or orchard Wagons and Buggies to ride in, or supplies to Clear your Farm Land for Cultivation. Oliver Plows P. & O. Plows Osborune Harrows Gasoline Engines Well Pumps and Pipe Stump Pullers Powder, Caps& Fuse Groceries, NEW TODAY Dirt Augurs Car Powder Incubators Dandelion Spades Searight Primers Rub-no-more Washers. 3rd and Cascade Streets For Sale Nine acres 7 1-2 In trees, 6 bearing Retire d'Anjou Pears and Standard Apples. 4 miles out on West Side where the red apple grows the red dest, best soil and neighborhood in the Valley. An attractive home place, fine view of Valley, Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood. Near church, school and store. Good house, barn and chick house, spring water piped to house and lawn. Price reasonable, $2000 cash, balance to suit. Sickness cause of selling. THOS. SHERE, Box 15 R. D. 3, Hood River Sale : Flour : and : Feed Your Patronage is Solicited and Appreciated. d. Mcdonald H-HH I I II Hll-I'M I I I I Mill For Sale f One Bccond-lianil 30-liorae)ower T boiler, 1 25-liorse jajwer engine, 1 f r 30-liorsepow -r WetitinghoiisH mo- j tor, 1 soft mud brick machine. All In Good Repair X A. T. ZEEK The Koy, ToSUCCESvS Builders of Homes. Our "PROFIT-SHARING Investment Certificates areHEALMonsyMakfirs Send for Booklet 604 5 6 CorbettBlFoildnd 0i HH4HfHH-H-H-lHlr f Just the Place for You Kivc ami one ImU acre tract, licurtouii, willi lienriim orclutnl T ami U-rrica. KnccIIciiI olacc for liomc. Ftntlicr iiarticulitrs mav J In liail liy culling Eugene C. Rexford Phont lOO-K Hay, Grain and Flour We Make a Specialty in ilaiulling Fancy Timothy anil Alfalfa. CARNES FEED STORE W. A. CARNES, Proprietor 1102 Twelfth St. On the Heights COTTAGE HOSPITAL Hood River'st Medical Institution Open to the public for treat ment of Meuical and Surgi cal cases. A Maternity Ward is maintained in the Kinliy llon.se, just east of the main Hospital. RATF.S ON APPLICATION Address Cottage llosjrtal Assn. 1 IS"KM,limi'tWnT fa) Studebaker Wagons and Hacks Bain and Webber Wagons' Gasoline Spraying Outfits, Pumps, Hose and all Tools Needed for Pruning and Spraying Incubators, Chick Feed and Poultry Supplies HOOD RIVER, OREGON Slab Wood Cord Wood AND- Coal Yards A. C. Lofts phone aio-x Ml MM I'M-l W-H-H I HIH4