River Banking!
and Trust Co.
W r transact -ennii hanking builLeMa sod
uwu ...iron u banking- pn.-rty.
Jn'en-st on time end Hsvliifs deposits
rule ucinnil l I X - .
KKNEST C. SMITH
Lawyer
Booms 1 1 ami 15 Hall Building
Hood River, Ore.
GEO. R. WILBUR
Lawyer
Ollice in Smith Building.
lbm.1 Kivcr - . Oregon
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
L. A. & A. P. REED
ATTOKNF.YS AM) COt'NSFI.oKS
AT LAW
Two Poors Nmili of I'lHtnllirt
Phone 41
DR. EDGINGTON
Ill'l Twelfth Street, The Heights
IUM)I) R1VKU OliF.liON
E. 0. DUTRO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Over FirBt National Bank, Hood
Kivxr, Oregon.
Office Phone 71 Res. 71 B
Hours 2 to 4 I. ami ly apoi ti t in tit t
Drs. Shaw & Bronson
Office in Kliot Block.
Offce 1 1, lie, 'o 4. It ;d 1 h, . II
E. D. KANAGA
Physician and Surgeon
Phones: (Mice 3." Office in National
lies, it'll! Hank Building
J. F. WATT, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SU1WKON.
Telephone: Office. : residence,!!) .
KUKUKON o. H. N. lu.
H. L. DUMBLE,
PHYSICIAN AND SUKUKON.
rails promptly answered in town or country,
Day or Night.
Telephones: Residence, Olthe, It. B.
OlUce lu llie liroMUH buildiug.
FC. BKOSIUS, M. D.
1'HYSICIAN AND SlUHiF.ON
'flame Central, or 12H.
Dr. I'.rosius Miinouiii.e a permanent oltlce
established at Oitelt, plume 'Jo, wlieie. I) can
he con-tilled monnnus anil evening- t'lty
oltiee, Mood Klver, phone I'JIt, open as usual,
In lo 4 dully; iiIkIH calls answered from Oilell,
phone jo.
Dk. M. H. Hiiakf Dk. Kuna B. Hhakf
Osteopathic Physicians
Graduates -f the American School of
Osteopathy, KirkRville, Mo.
Ollice iii Klliot Block.
Home Phone HVJ lies. 102-B
H. D. W. PINE0,D.D.S.
DENTIST
Rot ins 4, 5 and t Telephone
Smith Building 131
C. H. JENKINS, D.M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones: Office 28; resident 28-U
Ofliee over Butler Bank,
Dr. Justin M. Waugh
KYI'", FAR AND THROAT
((Hire in Eliot Bldg.
9 A. M. toll P. M.
L. A. HENuERSOH,
CIVIL KNCi INKER
Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor,
Philippine Islands.
Two Doors North of Postollice
Phone 41.
MURRAY KAY
Civil engineer and Surveyor
Brosius Building
ALBERT SUTTO i
Architect
Room 16 Hall Building
R. R. Bartlett
ARCHITECT
HOOl) RIVER, OREGON
llcilbronncr Building Phone 61
SURVEYING
and BLUE PRINTING
P. M. Morse
Heilbronner Bldg.
Hood River office for Newell,
(Jossett & Walsh, Consulting
Engineers of Portland.
Stranahan & Slaven
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
E. W. DARK
Contractor and Builder
Estimates on Request
Phone 212 K
A. C. BUCK
NOTARY PUBLIC AND INSUR
ANCE AGENT
Room 12 ISrosims Block
FREDFRICK ARNOLD.
CONTRACTORS
and BUILDERS
Mat faralshwi all klodiW vttk
Hood
LARAMORE
TELLS TROUBLES
Lady in Coodwater Describes Rer
Distressing Experience and
Tells How She Was
Finally Relieved.
Ooodwater, Mo. ' Ever since I was
a little girl," says Mrs. Riley Laramore,
I was a great suffererfrom dyspepsia.
I suffered misery after eating, and had
terrible heartburn.
1 thought 1 had to suffer this way as
long as I lived, but when I began to take
Thedford's Black-Draught, in small
doses, every night, the heartburn was all
gone in a few days, and 1 could eat
without distress.
1 took two small packages in all, and
although that was some time ago, the
dyspepsia has not returned.
I speak a good word (or Thedford's
Black-Draught whenever I have the op
portunity." If eating causes distress, we urge you
to try Thedford's Black-Draught. It
cleanses the system, helps the stomach to
digest its food, regulates the bowels, and
stimulates the liver.
It acts gently and is without bad after
effects. Try it. Price 2jc.
FOR SALE
Belmont Slab Wood and all oilier
kinds of wood at reasonable prices. To
prove mil -policy to deal honestly ami
sonarely with the people, we refer new
customers to our old patrons, (jive us
a trial with your first order is nil we
ask to gain your patronage. Delivery
made to any part of the city in lare or
small tpianiities.
We have city license to do team work
of anv kind.
CEO. W. HOWARD & SON
The Helens Phone 344-M
No Wonder He Smiles!
After the pongs comes the sweet, suc
culent lish, fresh front the water by way
of our store. It (jives the diner a relish
for his meat later on, but he would not
care if he h id to make a full meal tin
our lish, because it is alw ays so nice and
appetizing. We have every kind of lish
in season, and you can depend jipon
quick service and low prices.
Central Meat Market
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
C. A. Richards & Co.
Confectionery and
Amusement Parlors
HAZKLWUOD DA1NTI KS
Full Line of London Made Pipes
See Our Line of
Kauffman Bros. & Bondy Pipes
and Dumutn Pipes. Best Made.
Phone 64
Agency Oreiron Daily Journal.
Booth's Eastern Oysters
Kent 4 Garrabrant
Confectionery, Cigars and
Tobaccos
Sporting Goods
John R. Westerveit
DOCTOR OF DENTAL SURGERY
Suite 807 Oregoniau Building
Phone Main 72.")
PORTLAND, OREGON
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSED VETERINARY SlR(iE0N
Ib prepared to do ny work In the veterin
try line. He can be round by calling at or
.llionlng to Clarke drug more.
C. G. VAN TRESS,
Public Stenographer
and Notary Public
Elliot Block.
Phone 308 L
Do you want your
Shoes Repaired,
if so, come to
I. GAFF'S NEW SHOP
Door South McGuire's Meat Market.
nOOD RIVER
The Modern Idea.
Long range of mountain East, another
Wert.
With frontage the Columbia to the
North.
To aouth Mt. Hood; within this
bound'ry lies
A modern garden, fashioned from the
one
Of Holy Writ; the Great Designer
made
I hem both ; and while we say in Him
there is
No change in all His plans, yet still
we say.
If there were difference in the time of
thoughts
Of the creation, why not God be in
spired By thoughts of God? The World is not
today
Just as He made it. He speaks and
mountains rise
From out the sea; one thought and
continents
Are born; He breathes upon the Ocean
and
The land appears, ; the mountains rise
and fall
At His command; He changes land
scapes at
His will ; and so we say these moun
tains and
These vales may be the afterthoughts
of God
Worked out in all the plan of His Cre
ation. With no desire to speak irrev'rently.
so let tins be most sacred commentary
On the work he did for us. The moun
tains, Hills and vales, majestic river rushing
Onward to the Sea; the little streams
That come fioin out the depths of
mountain gorge
So pure and free and cool ; the plung-
ii.g rivers
Dash and foam with endless roar so
fresh
From glaciers' icy bed ; the stately
pines
That sing a melody so sweet and rich
the air is filled with fragrance from
their breath,
And as they swing they sway and seem
to clap
Their hands in very glee; the somber
mountains,
Velvet covered, easy sloping sides,
Huge, grim, giants in repose;
The once still valley pulsing every fiber
Of its being, filled with life and health
And strength ; the tall bleak sentry.
on so still.
Ice ribbed, robe of spotless white,
proudest
Monarch of the Cascade range ; the
fleecy cloudlets
As we've watched them in the vallev of
White Salmon form and pile and roll
away ;
Or their antics on Hood's summit, har
binger
Of bad anil good, and the Siwash needs
No other weather forecast than the
cloud I and
And Mount Hood.
We're surrounded by so many wonders
And surprises, fascinated by so
So many panoramic views, yet
the most surprising thing about us, is
that
Any one can live amidst the grandeur.
And see out nature 'midst the betiuty of
It all. We're constrained to say this
tor
The reason, some say they cannot see
linn in
The briiok, the tree, the waterfall;
and tins
Is just the nearest infinite can reach
Down to finite. If we cannot see Him
In the earthquake or the wind storm,
we can
Hear llim in the "Voice" that's
"still" and "small."
Let there be no misconception, these
tnmgs
Natural are not God. hut His thoughts
In which He would reveal Himself
to us.
Can we not see Him, the Designer?
Why try to find a natural cause?
Dispel that speculating doctrine,
He is the Head, He made the laws.
When lirst we saw the garden it was
in tne wild,
With avenues directing everywhere.
ine ariveways were much better than
the road macadam now
A winding, smooth, romantic thor
oughfare;
Ihe heavy teams of traffic, the super
visor's plow
Had not disturbed the virgin beauty
inree.
We do not ask that time be backward
turned
A score of years, that we begin anew
The solemn struggle of develompent,
For we prefer that it remain a pleasant
Memory. We'll not forget the merry
crowd.
The coasting on the hill, when Hartley,
Rand
Cush Luckey, Brosius led the chase,
The heavy bobs with Mercer at the
helm,
The cow that failed to get away in
time
The cow that rode the bobs in front
sublime
Then rolled off in the snow, to right,
betime,
The yelling crowd to left, with din
enough
To call the fire department which was
not.
We'll not forget the simple life, the
social
Trend, when there were no strained,
self appointed
"Sets," when friend grasped hand of
friend and said
"My brother how d'ye do?" Will not
complain.
Just note the difference; we'll not for
get The ranchers as they toiled from early
Monday
Morn till Saturday at night a'working
At the mills to purchase bread for
homtis.
We'll not forget the impetus that came
When Davenport went up the stream
and sent
The water down; the mills began to
look
elsewhere for men; the smoke from
clearings day
and night was seen. We'll not forget
how Sears and .
Porter pulled the stumps and blew the
rocks
And drove the opening wedge to start
the fruit
Commercially, and how their friends
and neighbors
Pitied them while toiling there alone.
We'll not forget the STAR Bert Stran
ahan And Haynes hung in the lone, tall pine,
And made two trips to top. (forgot the
match)
And then removed again ere break of
day :
How wise astronomers then tried to
show
Why that bright planet should appear
in that
Same place in just that self-same way,
ar'd figured
On the speed and distance from the
Earth.
Lest we forget, we'll treasure all the
joys
And sorrows, joys that come to every
one
In building up the home, the sadness
due
To all mankind, (has come to us,) in
that
The sorrows found in other homes of
which
GLAC1EK. THURSDAY, FERRrARV 22. 11)12
We've een so much, a source of
strength has been.
Within the borders of this modern Eden
Stands no tree that bears forbidden
fruit ;
Just help yourself, a Baldwin or Ben
Davis
If you prefer then take a Spilzenhurg
A Newtown or a Swar, Arkansas
Black.
TheWinesapor Rome Beauty, all are
good.
There is no other place in all the World
That will comuare w ith friut of this
fair land.
The beauty of the garden has been
changed.
In place of groves of pines and fir anil
cdk !
And pretty winding avenues, have
come
Long lines of trees that bear the
golden fruit ;
Instead of cottages, the bungalows.
The humble dwellers of the garden,
now
Surrounded by the luxuries of life;
The little city at the North extreme
Has kept apace with all the interests,
Allows no "Flaming Sword" to bar
the way.
That, the garden in the w ild, this
'Ihe garden husbanded, romantic beauty
Altered by utility, and now
No one will tlare to say reward is not
Worth sacrifice.
- S. E. Bartmess.
A MENACE TO OIL SHIPS.
The Deadly Vapor That Stays After
the Petroleum It Gone.
The explosion of vessels carrying pe
troleum frequently occurs. !lm n,js i,
generally caused not by t lit- cargoes of
oil which they contain. hut by ttie in
flammable vapor which U left behiml
after the huge tanks of the ships have
been em plied.
It Is dilliiult to remove all the oil
that adheres to the shies of the tank,
and the evaporation of the oil lil in
left in them after they have been
pumped out takes place with great
rapidity. Moreover, the vapor thus
formed mingles readily with the aiJ
and is capable of rendering more than
2,000 times Its own volume of Ihe for
mer Intlammnble. A spark may thus
cause a fearful explosion In the hold
of a ship that Is apparently empty.
A film of petroleum spreading over
the surface of the water hus been
known to produce enough of this vola
tile and dangerous vapor to cause a
conflagration, by which a number of
ships, lying In n harbor have been sud
denly enwrapped In roaring flames as
If by a stroke of magic.
In some pnrts of the world, as at
Baku, Ihe center of the Russian petro
leum trade, a Him of oil continually
covers the water for n considerable
distance from shore, nud warnings of
the danger there have more than once
been given. -Exchange.
HUMAN BOATS.
Swimmert Who Used to Rig Them
selves With Sails.
When you throw it piece of wood Into
the water and watch how nicely It
flouts, has It never occurred to you to
make yourself Into a boat and to go
floating n bout fis easily and coolly us
a real boat does?
This may sound very queer, but to
one w ho has confidence In himself It
Is quite practicable, as was proved
many years ago by n Dr. Bed.ile of
Manchester. This gentleman, n noted
long distance swimmer, was often to
be seen floating about the river Mer
sey for hours tit a lime. He used to
fasten n strong belt round his waist
and attach to it n light mast and sail,
which he could furl or unfurl as he lay
comfortably on his back, and no doubt
It was very enjoyable.
This was carried a step further by
another noted swimmer. Captain Boy
ton, who used to think nothing of sail
ing up nnil down the I'ligllsh channel
clad in dress Intliitisl with air and
with a sail fixed to his feet. Once.
Indeed, ho actually crossed the chan
nel from Dover to Calais, but on this
occasion he used a paddle with which
lo steer himself. Pearsou's Weekly.
Men For All Jobs.
Is there a single position that no
body will take' Not so long since t tie
position of public executioner fell va
cant, but in spile of the grim occupa
tion there were a very couslderalile
number of applicants. Prison warders
Buffer from no blank spaces lu their
forces, and there Is always n sufficient
supply of recruits to meet any de
mand. Work In the sewers Is not nearly so
bad ns It Is Imagined to be; but, how
ever unpalatable the tasks, (here are
always beginners ready for employ
ment. Scavengers we can always get,
and each lowly but. necessary calling
Is well filled.
Turning to dangerous avocations,
there is no shortage of divers or stee
plejacks. Dynamite and gunpowder
mills do not have to seek far for
hands.
Is there n single Job carrying some
sort of remuneration for which there
are uo appllcantsV-I.ondon Answers.
ITCH! ITCH! ITCH!
Pcratrh unrl ruh rub anil perutrh
until you f ,.. I as If you could almost
tear the burning. skin from your body
until it seems as if you could no
longer endure tbese endless days of
it fill torturr those terrible nights
of Hlcppk-s awotiy.
Then a few drops of P. T". P., flip"
famous Kczcma K.eeilic and, nh! what
relief! The itch Kne instantly! Coni
fort and rest at hist!
1. 1 1. I), is a simple external wash
that cleanses and heats the inhumed
kln as nothing else can. A reeugnized
Fp'-riflc for Kczema, Psoriasis, halt
Itltenm or any other f-kin trui.ble.
We can rlve you a full size bottle
of the genuine . p. P. remedy for
$1.00 and If the very first bottle fails
to (rive relief it will not cost you a
cent.
We also can (five you a pample bot
tle for L'5 cents. Why suffer another
(Uy when you can t-et D. I). D.t
KKJK & CASH,
For Sale by Owner
L'lM) n.-ivs. 00 acres elrared, 11 aeres planted, balance
unimproved. Price clu-ap and easy terms.
J. P. Thomsen
u. r. S). Xo. i i.ox ;i
GLACIER STAMP WORKS
CO
mm
SPECIMEN DIES FOR
PAID
N0V28 1911
GLACIER STAMP WORKS
IP I
)eratorsWaiito
Home Telephone Co.
The Purity Dairy Co.
Yours for prompt service and
Good Milk
THOS. D. CALKINS
quare
Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul
tivate y ur farm or harvest your crop.
FOR CULTIVATING
OsbGurn Disc Harrows
Peg Tooth Harrows
P. & O. Disc Harrows
Soil Pulverizers
Syracuse Plows
Hand and Power Pumps
Wire-wound Spray Hose
Deoring and Osbourne
Mowers and Binders
FOR CLEARING LAND
Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fusj
BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES
Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline J ngincs
and Ideal Irrigtion Pumps.
Call and make VOUr Wants
l,t
migni oe proniauie to Dotn
d.
3rd and Cascade Streets
The W. G. Aldred
COMPANY
Contractors,
Excavating
and Grading
Crushed Rock, Sand
and Gravel
i
I
Phone 2.;odrll
MAKES A SPECIALTY OF
Perfect Printing Mercantile
Rubber Stamps
The cot shown herewith is our
Hand Band Dating Stamp
To lie used with Ink Pad. 'I he dales un
complete for eight jears, are inside the
frame on three separate bnuds One band
has the months, one Ihe day of the month
and tin- year, ami any date within that
period may Ih- brought into position to
print, by simply tinning the buttons from
tbeoutside. It is to be seen lo lie appreciated
OUR MODEL DATERS
RECEIVED
NOV 21 1911
ANSWERED .
FOR SPRAYING
in
Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead
Hods and Nozzles
FOR HARVESTING
Hay Tools
Carriers, Forks, Track and Hope
known. Tt. does tint cost nnvthimr In Itmk fit o-,wls: nnl
v. W "..J
- r .,
oi us. ours very truly,
Mcdonald
Cure for Cancer
At the suggest ion of physicians I
have begun t be practice of cure for
caticer. I have had a number of
years successful experience.
Mrs. Frank Baiiell, who bad suffer
ed from cancer for nearly three
years, after a short treatment was
entirely cured. She had a cancer
on the face.
Mrs. O. L. Henderson
-TTo S UCC RS ,4TaJIJ
B uiJers of Uomc3.
Our
"PROFIT-SHARING
Investment Certificates
areREAL MoneyJfakers
Send for Booklet
60436CorbettBlFoi!Jp.dlOfa
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Just the Place f
for You
Five and one half acre t rai l, X
Hear town, with bearing o'cb.nd ''
and berries. l Acellent p ice f,.r !
home. Further pailiculais may ,.
Ik- had by calliinr 'f
f Eugene G. Rexford
Phone 1)0-K j-
I 1 i..t..-H-l-t-H-H-HH-W-H-I-K-l-
Hay, Grain and Flour
We Make a Specialty
in Handling Fancy Timothy
and Alfalfa.
CARNES FEED STORE
W. A. CARNES,
Proprietor
1102 Twelfth St. On the Heights
COTTAGE
HOSPITAL
Hood Rivcr'st Medical
Institution
Open to the public for treat
ment of Medical and Surgi
cal cases.
A Maternity Ward is maintained in
the Rigby House, just east of
the main Hospital.
RA FFS ON APPLICATION
Address
Cottage Hosp:taI Assn.
iiiri
Store
Spring Tooth Harrows
Cultivators, riding
Plows
Cultivators, walking
Kimball Wecders
.""h XV. -V,,V IVV ,."",., , ,v,
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Slab Wood
Cord Wood
AND
Coal Yards
A. C. Lofts
PHONE 310-X
I R- ntona Hotel
Phone 2iH-