HOOD RIVER GLACIER. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1911 ARTHIR l. MOh.l'ubll.her. Subscription, SSl.."it IVr Year. Turn ner a new k-af, liurry ai finish those Christmas prc-tnt cu: and iiar ell smoking, take a fan wt party and taboo jags fouver im.rr aiui to lilt- tune of soft music txh-iie i.exx resolutions arc l-eii g writbii. It all MR. AND MRS. MOLLER SPEND HONEYMOON sounds mighty go..d. 1: dee great thing, 'bis i'sMi!,,,:; ing fjff (it, re ;i j ear. Hut w tu bat kslnlg. Ot,r nicrn,l-pim-us.Uon fur splinter c month of ,laM-.irv. In.h i '!, tin' most of Ft I.ruary tu pa K frrn iliifi i iit i a':- of our a-,: and supply the toothpick market. it is f liirn g it li'lv t!. K. II. M H r, one of the most popu lar of the Valley's young ranchmen i ai.tl orchardists, wad marrti d in I'ert- I land last Tuesday to Miss Frances 1 , ,1 ... A .., .U 1,1 . .. M. ! t Kit'! leu li r . liiei ni'niii t: ' . aii Mrs. Muller came to llnd 1'iver in (1 spent the fsight, leaving for t ho h.i,st . wht re they will spend the holl !ax with Mr. Midler's parents at ili-H-klwi, N. Y. Mrs. Molier is well kvtwn in the Hood U:cr Valley, wlicte f ! made munyisi';, and In. r .-timing I i re to make fu r home v. ill he wi li-uiiii' i vas to htr many f i ;'i;..-. I I hi- leitouit.g is laKi-n irm nun- l' rhajiM the: hshif v to he I, the ilitr. reit II i vi r. !'n r tiie i.ier'Ui:! mouth of the v run o! si thus spoiling i .re h lightful state than it; of the llo. (i tisheiu-ati tell us th:it f nets in or near the lean, will prevent the cii.ea,. lor Ml till ti.l. i'1-os ar,l .-aiii.i',1 tr ihi Niu.n.d who r Wo, nit, ,ul-.l angle for tin si' dehizt .-.'.m of the bub bling pools. Tin ism whohaie Plantain- eil i.ets iii (In- river a-sctt thai it I rolU. Therefore why should !trt i;n not he t of ('.-Ling t han li.--.eil to any i .hat of the r the' I. Civil g the riiui.it ii'H a ' quainli'il with i.,ll..l:le i -t cr-. 'll.e V oilier such g ti r 11,01,1 he. :eoj ,1,; of t e to h. h other, el: H-.-i- ; , sli,., he two 'Dine wi Ihe i dcridid sec have nwi) lacks the fin in rom !l Li ly a i lav s Die g.e.ian : A Weil -ling of the eelehiate'l without ' which was ir.ten slii't' in, m i of view, was the Sara Franc, s (Jherti n!!, i Hl.oi.iles M.JIer, of Ho.,.1 Hishoj, Ch;rli s Hea.lilii.u. copal Che-i-h, olfieiatiii).' w.-i it :nl lit 7 o'clock tit the hi'iiie's father. W. ill the pre friends. nt: l!ii,'iini;s (hiring 'hi CENSUS BUREAU (JIVES COMPLETE STATISTICS The j nsie: I'.iii'i'iui ha,- ins! ;.-Mied a ilel'iiled unnoilM'eiiierit of the st it is i ics of she .state relative n population i i i-'srnn has I! I i-eui, I n -m. '1 he populli linn of tlH"--o counhia r.iiiiies from L'.oll in furry fmnity to i:!,2iil i iMiillnoiiiali (anility. '1 he following terriloiinl ciiauiri have hcen mailt; iiim-c li'iill: I'ait of Wasco (utility Was taken in l'.MIS to form Hood Uiver County and part of Union County was annexed tn l!ak Cniiiity in llin. (hvini: to the oraination since l!Mi(i of one new ciiuid y from part of another county, as shown aimve, Hie cmripan hon of increase or decrease iii popula tion i.-i ir.ndi' for only countieH and one cmiihiimi urn of counties. 'Ihe counties coinhnied are Hood Uiver and W.'iM'o. In order to ill-termini1 the iieliial rate of incn ase for this eouihiu iitinn of CounluH, it is net essary to add thi' population of the new county to that of the old county from which it was formed. Thirty-one ct, unties anil the one ciiitiliination of counties, in the stale increased in population dur ing the last deciiili;. 'Ihe rates of in crease for the .'ll counties raiiKe from eiedil-leutlis of I per cent in Union County to !;!." per cent in Crook futility, and the ai'holiite iucreiuu'S of the same count ies from 1 1 in VV heeler County to l:'. I,(i;il in Multnomah Coun ty. The coiiihined 'count ies of lloml River and Wascn increased 11,15:!, or M 5 per cent. One county in the stale, (Irani, showed u decrease;, namely, .'111, or h.7 per cent. Nine counties and the one comhiimtion of counties show u higher rate of increase Hum is shown for tin;, state as a whole, which, as Ktated iji'lore, was (i'.',.7 per cent. Tin; following Hood River data is vnven in the report; the fi;tircH repre sentihtf, ti e number of the population of each respectively iiatui tl division: I'lilih; IM .f. ,-iiii t j (inj lino. I Hlv.i pi. i-ini-l. iiicllliliiix i f II. ...il liiv,-i nt - , . . , 1 Ir.'l H.iii.l PiM r i-ii u.i t i.l ) ' 'loo, I u.r H.i.,.1 lino (-i i v In l.n-,1 It . mi.I His i-l I i-ll.i-l, 111:, I Yv'i -.1 II, mil 11 I u I- I'l , I I iH-i s 2 'Vll taiiv ri,.iii,i ' , il, ..1 pal I 'I II ii'iiu i; ii.ii-ii l i 1 1 ,.- S iiiti, S!,,,,,l I -I. II,. .1 p ol i.l II -Hi llo.hl I,,-, Toljil I,. i ll, I .-lilt r lo i-i 1 ui-1 , 1 tir-l nit I )K I III it J (pill I oil i:e,. i in- I I'l-i-lll.l, I 111-1 11(1 1 1-1' , ,i v V il'Oi I. I'l , ' . I'oniit y , s POWDER COMPANY GIVES DEMONSTRATION In order tn , the Use of exnl the heavy suhsi anlin in tlraii thviiue.h v i 1 1 eh pern I i al e, t l:e which I). M,!h stiihitive, i;:u, i li Mi.ine the value of o: iVI'H III llHlt'lih,r UP al in tui'luiid holds anil ':' by makinit seams ihe winter laiim miiy Uupniit l'o,tlt r Co., 'f maid i-- the h.,-,d ,,-,re- a in h was hut from a s"i.n ii.arriai'i' i f r aid Kinar Ci'.er. With f the Kpif the service t he home of Obi rtcutler, ei.ee of a few relatives and ater about I'M quests ca'le'l at He r'fiption. Ihe decorations il holly and ...insettas, used throughout the hoiisi , I were sntfesii ve of the Christiiias .-vs-iin. 'Ihe bride was chat-mi. '-' in her robe of ivory bra t ,' det! satin, cut i n train and elaborated wilh pearl root ifs and real iace. Her t'llle veil was held in place by a wreath of otai i'i 1 Inssoti:.-! ami she carried a -h-wer l i.ii'i'ii t of hrale's roses. Hit only ornament was a pearl pendant, the i:lt of the hndi'L-room. Miss 1 rain'i Nihon, of Albany, as hnd maid, was railia.il in a ("own oi tun chiffon over white satin, trimmed with elver lac. he carried pink ro. buds. Maxwell Wood nctetl as he man. I're,' idint' at the table in the d'uiinir r.ioin, wihcli was decorated with pink hi at ii:tli and tulle hows, were Mr Kaiph MiTiwan and Miss Helen Driver of 'I in- . ma. Assisting about the rooms vvi'ie a number of the bride's Kappa A li,f,a Theta sisters of the t-niversi'.y of (iri'Hun. SPECIAL We have a bunch of dull finished Rubbers, with one buckle. Good heavy soles and made to stand heavy wear. Ilotli men's and boys' sizes. We lought these last season and they did not sell at the regular price so we have decided to let them tro now even if we do not get one-h;i!f of what they are worth. The boys' sizes we are going to let you have at only 25c a Pair The men's are worth $2.00 and $2.'S and you can have them for 69c a Pair YOUNG ORCIIARDIST K. II. 1'ooley, who owns one of the Valley's lareest orchards, wan married in Portland Monday to Miss Dorothy Newliiill, daughter of Mr. ami Mrs llenrv II. Newhall. The following report of the wedding is taken irom the I cirtlanil. Oreiron oiirnal : "At half past eieTit o'clock last evevihK Key. ICoy hdgar KemiiiL'tiin read the nuiriiane service in All Saints hpiscnpal church which made Miss Dorothy Newhall the bride of Kilwin Randolph I'uoley of Hood River. The hiirch, beautifully decorated with lilies "to nd creens, was lilleil with host of fi'ienils for the ceremony. The bride came in on the arm of her father, enry II, Newhall. Her bridal robe was fashioned, ei.traine, of ivory Rutin with elaborations of rose point Duch ess lace, hho ware a lone; veil with orange blossoms holding it in place. Her flowers were a watm-fall of lilies of the valley. Miss Lillian Liielmer was the bride's only attendant. She wore a beautiful gown of pale nink liilfon over pink iiH'Ssnline with dainty tn, liming of white embroidered design on the hodico ami skirt, iler flowers I were pink ruses. Albert Peters, of Hood Uiver, was the lmnmistnan and the ushers were Richard lYinlev. the room's brother. Roger Newhall. the bride's brother, and fount, tie Ifedimr md Philip AtwnterJ of Hood River. Mler the wedding a sinai! retention was helil at the Newhall home, where pink roses and palms were the ilecora lions. Mr. and Mrs. Kilwaid Pooley, the groom's father and mi, titer from New York, joined Mr. anil Mrs. New hall in receivinir with the bi-i.lal i,-n-i Mrs. A. Rogers with Mrs. flill'ord Nichols presided in the die lite i-iiiuii sled by Miss Margaret Hates and Miss (lieti'lieii klosterinan Mis M... aret W eber caught the hi ide's btm- liet. Mr. and Mrs. 1 I'uoley left hlsi veiling for Coroiiodii Reach. Tin y will etiirn the last of .lainmiv to make their future home on ih,. p,,l, . ,.,,., I loud Uivt'i'. " I be local people who attended the 'tiding were: Air. and Mrs. Albeit Rabies, Mr. and Mrs. Walter C. K Smith, Philip Cnri,,. Henri tie ig, U. W. Kell y, l'iul. D. A twitter, raw turd and .lames I eii.ni.m I c I'onnan and llrooks llauoith LADIES' TRIMMED HATS Special, Choice One-half Price We wish to clean up just as nearly as possible on our Ready Trimmed Hats and so we have made another big reduction and will give you your choice of any ladies' trimmed hat in theliouse for only Half Price Men's Jersey Ribbed Fleece Lined Underwear Special 37c Some broken lots in Men's winter weight Un derwear, mostly shirts, that we wish to close out and you can have your choice for the garment 37c McKibbin Furs at Less Than ) tt nr i at .- nan ineir value We have quite a lot of these and we want to close them out. We have sold a lot of these this year and are anxious to close out what we have left so you can buy these now for one half and less than one half their value. MEN'S LEATHER BOOTS Special $1.98 We have quite a number of pairs of men's leath er boots made of a very fine grade of calf uppers with good double soles well made and finished. These boots are worth $4.50 a pair. About all sizes. While they last, the pair only $1.98 SUITS FOR YOUNG MEN Special $2.98 Here is certainly a big bargain in Suits for Young men. These range in price from $5.00 up to $10.00 and $12.00. Good all wool suits in sizes 12 years to 20 years, in mixed grays, browns, blacks and blues. These are not away back num bers but good styles, and as for quality, why there is nothing anywhere that can compare with them in this respect. Your Choice Only $2.98 THE WALL STREET GAME. I OAKDALE GREENHOUSF THE PARIS FAIR Hood River's Largest and Best Store Jurors Drawn. The following jurors have been drawn for the next term of the circuit court: 11. M. Huxley, A. Whitehead. Peter Saltzman, Jesse Ingalls. John Sosey. J. H. Jackson, J. VV. Moore, W. K. King. H. K. Duncan. II. .S. RhpiI J. Nunamaker, L. K. Dart. J. A. Thompson, K. L. Rood, f. Dethman, II. II. lomlinson. Ceo. I. Slornm. M mdergast, Andrew Pearson, Kdward ige, VV. S. Nichol, S. E. Hartmess. M. Parkins, F. H. Sherman, O. H. Raker, P. L. Auhert, E. A. Morton. J. W. Hicks, J. (). Tompkins. Fred E. Newhy and f. VV. Reed. A tvtedieval tvtegaphone. A curiosity of great nntiipilt y In Mill to he seen within St. Andrew's church fit Willotightoii, near Cainsboroilgh, says an English niagiiziiie. This Is a (piainl .speaking trumpet with nu ob scure early history, dating back to the times of the Knight Templars. In shape it resembles a French horn nnd more than fixe feet long, having n hell nt Ihe end of the gradu.'itgd tube. It was formerly six feet In length, bur Is now telescoped at the loints. where the lnelal has aiumreiillr ileenv.,,1 raditlon declares it. xxas formerly sounded from the tower to summon Id In case of need, us when hlmvn n height the weird, deep notes the i-timpet produced eouhl he heard n great distance nxviiy in bygone days. is believed (hut this curious Instru ment has often been used to call to gether the villagers, Hum dispensing xvlth the usual bell, ami to give niltli lioiial power and slrenglli to the choir, being then probably used by Ihe chief singer, as the trumpet Intensities vocal sound to a marked degree. AN ECCENTRIC BUTCHER. W.re Hit Bills Were Queer, and So Hit Eating and Praying, In 171MI there died at Romford, In Essex, England, a well known butcher of that town named Wilson. Mr. Wil son, It appears, was notable for his In tegrity lu business and for the gen tleness of his manners-two ijualities which, perhaps, would scarcely have entitled him to the notice of posterity had lie not also exhibited n remarkable addiction to psalmody, extraordinary prolicleiiey in penmanship and a high ly peculiar manner of eating his din ner. .Such butcher's bills as he sent to his customers had never been seen before and have never been seen since. They were nil exiptisilely written bv his oxxn nana, tint the top ime would he. I "t even the gambler's chance, since perhaps. In (iernian text, the second lu j be will be doing exactly what the Roman letters, simulating the finest J powers back of the market want him print: beef would be In one style of to do in order that they may as quiok writing, mutton in another, lamb In a ' l.v as possible get his principal before third, while each of these kinds of , It Is exhausted by the constant nibblim- It is time to think about those roses and bulbs you are going to put in fall, to have bloom next spring. Iietter gee the roses in bloom and pick xx hat you want. We have a full line of shrubs, vines mul nnrunial r.i,..,... A broker once told me that there I flowers and designs to order on short notice. Advice to Those Who Would Buy and Sell on Margin, tins ont Cut was one rule which he would give If he dared to his customers to guide them lu selecting stocks for trading purposes. -Take a piece of chewing gum; reduce it to an adhesive condl. Hon, mold it into a form convenient for throwing: throw It at the board. ISiiy or sell-the stock Indicated by the spot on the board to which it adheres. Go to Europe for three months.' By following tills advice, be said, the cus tomer xvotild have a chance not much of a chance, it Is true, but some chance. If however lie rends the financial page of the newspaper and listens to the gossip In the brokers' offices, he has not even Phone 1972 M Fletcher (L Fletcher R. 1. Hood River day en near V. incut u Prof. VV epci t, evt i y vv f,,',s' r Sh,v.i It is p fill III .'.,1 co-opera cumin.-; i a- ranch I lulu si made ,il II. I.awr of Pel ll loll. strut" Will) 1. that, I, i. l I'll. Oil lin ,v l.araxxay I lie I j II licit. it Kill of I'cliovv.-hin as-vie1 that it was in laieny. However, wiviuv, ' it was ais.j i c .pl.isivcs I'-hniiid not ciio'.iM.y in iiicl.aids." Ii.at. iiitin tlu lu-.ii I! hii An-..,' e Hia-,,1,1 ( '-, pel lir.e 1 1 1. li .-nam i ti ll al: all pi ni'li' !.!-' e t ui!i XX 1 1 ilt tl).. (a council il Soll.-tiell son- point ail'airs !,,r s. reached in the prop nitiTi' I voluntarily bv ,' of the that Silii'iheisi nf ihe iU;h' Suii. t.i' l'l'i and Water ('oinin;!. 'itv t'..i:i:cil in ti t ir rei-,,,1 1 i il,' lt III! 1,1 t i, ill. the xxal. v sitnat nm. ,, in Heed liner nioiiu-iiuil yen is, I as been ''d arbitration the U iiiiaeetneht Heed many " ' oh i t-iu-r .v l.ll.iu I ii., w hn i. IV, r to withdraw the at. peal t the .viipvemc Court, if the city xvill deliver to them cold cash in lu u of the war rants, xvl, it'll (hey declare are not valid because of chaster rest rid ions, provid ing fur an indebted!-.! ss ,,f t,,,v snm). 'tin' city metis the xv.it tr s stem. ('Id litigation .-.bould be tl'awii to a cnncoision, i,0 biisiees of its eni.siriii--Hon should be made debniic bt'fnie nr-nt lit r summer fi lls hi ii, md, and the plant it- , If sh"ii!, be uiak r w ay. If l y the means pi, ;m:ed the t-,ueu;iUei'-nieii can bring to a cm, elusion the lung th'fei letl in,; tih, moot, they will de serve ihe thanks of the whole com imiii.ty. 'I l:e New Vc.tr present, which they xvill preset to the citiz.'is of (he city will le one to create deep felt j "'. VV lu-n we look at the coiidition of the i-ti'ccts, it is impusilile to Iii tl any rtiKutii-iii .ig.uiii any possilile delay tn the water i.ysteui. It is the deferred dt linite ai'litih of Piiiluing a iminicipnl water system that is holding back the street iu piovemei t. Cult! the city mains aie laitl, the streeie should not be paved. Hut the sxsUm should he hurrietl so that the streets could he improved. 1ANV PACKAGES IN HOLIDAY MAIL "Jlie mail nf the two xveeks precei'tl ing Christmas, and i specialty on the days just before has been enormous," "ays J. P. I, oca"., postmaster. "Es H'l'iaily have we ha I a large number ol pa, -k.TgeK. 1 luring tiie two weeks t 't ceding Vuletide, the packages reg istered lit this ollice have tmntbercd d'ei. We have receiv.d for tlisl ributinn h,d r, iiislered packages. The ordinary pai'liact s, containiiig ( bust mas pres ents, have been received and sent nut by the thousands." VV I. ih; it is reported that with the coming of the Christmas weeks the po.-ois nt the postal savines banks I'ost.dlii'es in 1 1 1 ! 1 1 1 v cities were xvilh- diiiwi!, air. Lucas says that the month ol December has bt-cu one of the best that he has had. At present the local postal deposits total the sum t f Sl,2',ili. Pi'stmliee money orders lflV0' 'y', bun rather heavy during the p;,sl xviek. (In one day in a very few min utes imincy order.-; t the'ei,-,,i ..c ,ltiil were putchaied. ,1' Costly Coats. An Indian prince alter a court func liipi in Loiulon went home for a chat ! xvilh a friend, also an eastern poten tate, (m arriving he asked to be al loxveil to take oil' his dress coat ami then that his friend's private secre lary might put It in the safe for the night. It xxas u silk frock coat, but tercup yelloxv and heavy xvilh Jewels. "How much may you he xvoiih xvilh ymir coat on':" the prince xxas asked. "About foiin.mMi," xxas the reply. "1 am a poor man beside you," said his friend sadly. "My dress coat is worth not much more than half that amount." A Question of Lo-3lity. First Lady Utiest - We're so com fortable here and the poor men home working hard. Lei just i,,e to see my husband smoking now, wouldn't you? Second Lady Ctiest -Oood heavens, no! My husband's dead! -Exchange. Adding Insult to Injury. First Hen Slopped laying? Sl' "I Hon -Yes; they expect us to nil Ihe niortiuige for the auto runs ox or ns Harper's ita'nr. meat would be still further distinguish ed by a different color of ink. He xvas a great friend to the church, observing all its ordinances and a tri fle more. Every Sunday he entertain ed the congregation xvilh a solo, sing ing the psalms by himself until the minister came into the desk. And on every fast day. while all the rest of the congregation went home to their refreshment and rest, between morn ing and evening service, he never quitted the church, but went about from pew to pew repeating the Lord's Prayer ami singing appropriate psalms until he had performed these favorite ilex tit ions in every pexv in the church. He had a large appetite and seemed determined that all Romford should know it: for. Instead of sitting down quietly to dinner in his back parlor, he would usually sally forth into the street xvilh a leg or shoulder of lamh In one hand, a large knife In the oth er, a small loaf of bread in his pocket ami a handful of salt in the bend of Hie arm which carried the Joint; and thus equipped would perambulate the town, eating as he went, until lie bad consumed the whole of tills very sub stantial meal. Chambers' Journal. A the any that Advertised ( tiler List. D . ember IS. I'M I. I..: Clarke. Mrs Mis. .1. .1. ; Miller. Mrs, Cora ; Toxvn , K- E. ; Crone, ri' ; n.-ihi. l. a '.v. VV. T. ; Helms, - II-: Hedges, C. Hooper. W iih,. - rratti Mercantile Co .l,i,.u,, i. i... '. Ktllx . Pa. IV; l.oopa, l'wai'gi ; T.Mhc' 1'. I'.. : Mi. ass, John; McP-..-,!d. Jerry' Mendenhall, C. K. ; Nelson, Earnest ' I orter, Ceo. C. ; Kichnior.d, Walter-' occicy, x . r. ; Mupiev, (h,,s Narain; .Smith, F. K. ; Tin, nip I". ; Thompson, J. p. ; li.m. ,,,, I he I hci ill Hros. ; VValho e , Watson Calm A: Kenneth: Will' P.'oth, M,-s. M. William E. ; Jordan, Miss Helen; Miller, -end, .Maty; Ihibs, Rosello; Cross, IV Douglas, Jack ; f , V. C ('') ; Hunter. . VV, ; Honker, ,1. O 1,1, 1' : 111 III -1 I 'at tail, Will I an t Pi.l X el N.i "'IT "M A v, xx ,, ,v. (If Good Evening. ;ls turn, ,1 his4h il S very l,i,;h le I,,, n h.r s there, iie.l iii a ch.iir in m tnv lap, il.itii; ti.ip M.i in niii .Murine n ti a I'l. He el ITidiic c t lu .a t s siting there; HI' sl!li,;; , tli on the s.-tll... b's in th,. mi He. i v late at inchl. tclief In si-,t. v I Heist en t von realty, Jup? "' Klat 1 "ll c.".ni,v t ini emu. im iin"" savs sh ain't iti.it a illekcna i xi niiin for tne? -t'inenu,, l-teeont-Herald by TellllV- ih.x daughter i hose Jay Ihe Hotel Mnndav. Luci Singh, on, C. Pert; L. A.; Mr. Miiny Generations. ' of six general ions livin ts 11 Hills: "Dauirhter to her daughter lighter's dauchler , rt. 'ieofee Hakewell in the seven- cc'itnry had imagined more. lor In Ins "Apolo; mat me nnilhei- s-ii.l hiii Jite-r. -1 i.-iitchler tcr led ,.T daughter lei's daughter ha Hi eiT'iiiiee lupine! hi cemeuariaii only. The given aris,.; take etlt." letiith lies,,.,: XX I ile. one ih'" ho to her bid thy daugli that her daugb a daughter." n In the case of a Postniast ( iregon, are spendin their parents. Th Avvakeninn. XT-I Iiienirted Moth..,- ,,r n,.... I - ' ' ' I'-l'iri i e Pride (to soii.-i editnri And little Dorothy, sister of the bride, who Is ntid (" be a flower gtr!, xvill be dressed neat i like a Dresden shenhcfdess win, .,m. j en crook festooned with rosebuds and is hcen w,,rk-1 A'oime V, ,!,-. r,..,,,, ti,.. k.-,..: .11,11 IV. IV .HlllTillV. xvho teaching school ,, i;lp Ci'eeon nroviiie,! its gu.'sts with a special Christmas dinner r-.icn guest was iv. xvith a souvenir program of design. g Lester Murpl mg in Portland has been tcae' WRIGGLING SIGNS. now the Movable Effect Is Obtained In Electrical Designs. great many electric signs nre of moving type. Walk down most city street after dark and von win see many illuminated signs of novel and interesting design. Here a long red and blue snake seems to bf wiggling from the street to the top of a building. On the other side a wheel Is rapidly revolving, below It yellow smoke is issuing in clouds from a huge brown cigar. There is also a large theater sign which suddenly flashes into view, only to disappear after an Interval long enough to rend It. It is finite puzzling to the ordinary pedestrian to explain the wonderful light effects. It Is apparent that the light is obtained from electricity, but this Is about all that Is understood. In such signs as where a snake seems fo be wriggling along, a cat chases a rat, volds (hat spell themselves letter by h'ller and in nil other slmihir siena ttio I effect is produced by a mechanical I device called a "Hasher." which lights I the tiny electric sign lamps In the or der required to produce the effect. 'This Hasher Is driven by a tiny motor. The Hasher Is made up of a number of lingers, and each finger drops In its turn upon a metal plate that Is elec trically connected xvlth a certain letter or series of letters, or. In fhe case of the snake ov rat chasers, xvlth certain bulbs. j'le flasher Is driven rapidly. "thi In this way the snake can be speeded around Its course very sxvift ly. Where the only effect desired Is a sign in which oue letter Is Illuminated at a time the flasher becomes a much simpler device, but in all cases the un derlying principle Is the same. New Vork Tribune. of t he broker "A well to dosuiun showed, his in genue bride a check' for $1,800. 'Do you see this check? Now xvith this I'm going to buy sugar. Sugar is go ing ui). and I'll give you the profits.' Sugar went down, and he lost his $1,800. The lady asked for an ac counting. 'My dear, sugar went down. The money Is lost.' 'And yon haven't even any sugar?' she asked plaintive ly. 'Not even any sugar?' "As a means of making money spec ulating on margin is worthless; as a means to loss and ruin It has no rivals. With the large number of sound in vestments constantly offered by hank ing houses to the public on terms which offer a reasonable chance of in creasing value, together xvith security of principal and Income, It should no longer be necessary for men and xvo nien to put their savings into mnr-gliis."-Eilxviml Sherwood Meade in Lippiuoott's. Measuring Moonlight. The full moon is said to give a great deal more than Iwiee tlte light of the half moon. The ratio Is approximately as nine to one. Taking advantage of the extreme sensitiveness to light of a selenium cell, experimenters have measured the amount of light coming from the moon at different phases, with the result above mentioned. The reason for t he remarkable difference slioxxn is to be found In the varying angles of reflection presented by the roughened surface of our satellite to the sun. The moon is brighter be tween first quarter and full than be tween full and last quarter. The cause of this is evident lu the more highly reflective character of that part of the moon that lies west of its meridian. WANTED XX anted -To rent it ritimli BtrHwhcmm or orchard with youim Irees. In acres in, r Willi), Box Hi, Rome .No. 1. j, ' Wanled-A pohiiion by expert primer win, win courtlier t lav or can lirlnit beat resulln contract work. Atldrens, Mosler, Ore. VV. 1.. U res hack, Wanted A contract to clear land. Will clear fracts of lu to 75 acres. In writing KiVe till particulars, terms, price, location, etc in Irst teller. In order to save time. Wllllion ltrowu, frludle, Wash., careo.W. K AN ro For Hale or Trade Modern 8. J. Frank. Phone 217-M. Ivrooiu cottage. II Wanted to Hent-A furnished or niifiir. nlslied house, prefer live or six rooms, mod eru. close In. c. mi,s with 0. Y K,, wards A Co., phone 22H, B7tf The Old and the New. lie was an old timer slowly adapt-, ing himself to modern customs and acquired wealth. , He had progressed as far as the open back shirt and was f proud of If. The coat front xvas yet to be attained. "Just look at me," he said to some friends calling on him while he was dressing. -Ry heck: When 1 came to this town 1 hadn't a shirt to my back, and uow-noxv I haven't a back to my sturtl Judges Library JUVENILE Master PRODIGIES. Wanted Main pup. Fox terrier or oilier small breed. Phone a K. a:s FOR SALE For Hale-Good home grown timothy Iihv. Hume 1st. L Herman 1'regg. dism2s For Hale-82IU-L. Alfalfa hay. K. HenrlcliH. phone Uli"j3) For Hale-ChtcHeriitK piano, reasonable. Addiess box r.tl, Hood Klver, ore. d.'sj4 For Sule-iihode tslund chickens client) lor "Hsii, must sell, going away. Phone 27:(-K. Address, 717 Kngeue Hireet. d"8 For Hale-1 2 Barred Plymouth Rock roos ters, tancy Mock. A. Ostrander, 1014 Flue street. i'S Betty at the Age of Twelve Played Richard 111. Of all juvenile prodigies was there ever one to compare xvith Master Bet ty, the infant ItoieitK? I'l .. press of the day voted him "a very extraordi nary phenomenon, playing marbles in a morning nnd Richard 111. in the evening; an in spired being of exquisite Judgment and sensibility, f,e energy of whose delivery xvas such as to leave all description nt a distance. The intelligence of manner, the eloquence of Hie eye when speech was denied, the rapid yet judicious transitions from prostrate atllictitm to diguitied resentment, are qualifies which a Garriek might display." The Edinburgh manager xvas in fear that the young actor's voice would not fill the bouse. "My dear sir," said the twelve-year-old genius, "I beg you xvill be under no apprehensions upon that score, for if my voice does not fill ! your house my playing will." Writing for the stage seems always to have attracted the prodigy. Doug las Jerrold wrote his successful farce More Frightened Than Hurt," before he xxas fifteen, and Lope de Vega, the famous Spaniard, xvas not fourteen wheu his first play xvas produced. Ami William Ireland produced his Shakespeare forgeries, which were good enough to deceive the learned. when he was about fifteen. Loudon Chronicle. Berlin's Outdoor Life. lyernn is an amazing contrast to Paris and London In the complete ab sence of a leisured, well to do class xvith outdoor tastes. It has no Thames, no Raneliigh or Htirlingham, no xveed-endy Brighton, hardly any motoring do naughts. Its flat races are intended by dowdy tens where the rate courses within reach of London are thronged xvith smart thousands. -Berlin Cor. London Bystander He Didn't Tell. "Gee! Noxv tell me as man to man what you would do if you were mar ried to that woman." "You fell me what you would do. I am married to her."-IItiustou Post. Considerate. She-Why did you ask Belle to go iin us: lie 1 snxv she xvas goin, nnynoxv. and l didn t wish her to feel mean over it.-Smart Set. For Sale-Good home grown timothy hav Hei man I'regge, phone lull,. marl.. Wanted Second hand l o i. good condition. Mulleubk ..u.t, iienil M,,. n,,j i?m "Jfsl!! maku' Phone Mi-K, morn ing to 10 o clock or evening. us For Hale-One of the finest young teams of bay mares, ages (1 and 7 years, weighing about am Also almost new harness and wagon. Address A. L. McCiiuley, Odell If For Sale-Hotel. As 1 have other work which requires my time, 1 will otter for a Hhor time my 20 room house at Underwood. Wash., tor sale. Place has no com,,eIii,oa and a promising future. Write or call on me. Mry V.olsen. diwtf For Sale-Poultry at once, as I must Intve the room. Ciockrels from the following ikt,s: Brown i Leghorns; 2 siraiusof White Leghorn one of which is Hap nested strain. Two Mrainsof Hlioile Island Keds n,, rtUu,,.i one light s'rain. Also win i,.,,. ..a roosters froin the following pens: Ply mom h KiK'ks. KtlOdfi Is mid M,lu lli....... , Brown Leghorns. Also will 'sell one k Usn potato limner at a hn,ui u- u ,- Avalon Way. Phone 2122-b. sit tf ForSale Lot and 4 mnm hm,w i,.h electricity; city water In kitchen,' Willi sink and drain to cesspool. Call 272M or No. 3. tf For Hate ViA nitfu 7..a u , , v li j ,X cm. o ntTKB UU1 K, A Fault Finder. iou were alxvays a fault finder," growled the wife. es. dear, responded the husband meekly; 1 found vou." Dr. and Mrs. VV. R. Collie Portland visitors last Saturday. M..,.t..l.,l.l.Ui-U.U-i-i-i..i..i.i ...... 4 J J f Fare 50 Cents I To Portland and Way Landings on the Steamer Tahoma i which leaves Teal Landing Mon day, WednesJay and Friday at 8:110 a. n:. We have recently in stalled a covered wai f boat, which insures dry and clean handling of f freight. For further information Phone 226 j S. PAGE. Agent who'h; g the holidays xvith Ma, xx here is the waslirag? Juda Plans For the Future. She xvas a visitor to the prison, kind ly and well meaning, and as she chat ted xvith a burglar who had been sen teiii-ed to sis mouths' Imprisonment she thought she detected signs of re form in him. "Ami now," she said, "have yon any plans for the future on the expiration of your sentence?" "Oh, yes. ma'am," he said hopefully. "I've got th, plans of two banks ami a I'ostoiliee." Stray Stories. You've Wanted Something Better Than Printing for a Long Time. You Will Find it in the EMBOSSED WORK .. LETTERHEADS, NOTEHEADS CARDS, INVITATIONS. ETP At Ihe GLACIER OFFICE fill OHIH tl HVno M (mil Pod nA if'r MaiVy !Stock' Mrti- J' H- Shoemaker , Un? or Hale-230 acres of land for sale from (Ml per acre up. will sell In ai-acre tract with part la trees. I:. J. tiatkins nlume i ' . JllHtf F'orHale-1 work horse, weight LffiO pounds true anywhere, price J75.(KI II taken now. J. J. Kuapp, phone j2; X, For Sale Cord wood, dale. F. W. lirown, Park. tf For Hale A bargain. Tuexedo .Suit in good condition See Huelow, The Tailor. tf FOR RENT TYPKWRITKRS-For sale or rent on easy terms. A. W.Outhank. aai-lf For Hale Apple trees, Newtowns, Hpliz and riley. jti2 uer himrit-arf iion, L-nou miles 8. W.ofOdell. '' tf'' MISCELLANEOUS Notice At ihii htitni ui i:i.,iurUr,vx.i u., my disriiav of rti inrtf tin liuitrl uit-l. unit. able for Christinas presents, baskets, em. Droldery and fancy bead work, t all and Bee me early. Mary V. Olsen. d7tf IrfXSt Pair nose crlmae. turn to lilin ier tor reward.' name. Re. An excellent onenlmr for ounania vcililiir niau who can invest a few thousand dollais in the company, to laket-hane nf ni,arull,,ns on a aim acre commercial appleorchard which s being developed in the White Halmon di u ,,.L'y 8 relial,e company. Addressdrawer K. White Haiinou, Washington. d2jt HOL8TE1N MILK CO. High ar. rip 1-lrtlut.tn n.oi a... n...,i., snipped from New York stale, coming fresh Jan., ieb. and March If ,ic, ,,,u,inpM will ship a car load. Parties u,u,l,, mill! cow, win do we, to wre u MartfeI)UMih HU(1 orown.u.a, l.ith street, Portland, Oreon. jt N I KH K RY AUKSlsTWA STE'dI w e want relladle agents who can sell our nigh-grade ft utt trees, grown at Kennewick S-ii!,.?,,"k.?ne v"?y. Kxpenses advanced h.r'?, y', rllPer lvi to fruit gi-owent, ny Irof Van Holderbeke, for Ave years XX ashlngton state horticulturist. Van Holderbeke Nurseiy Co., SkolHuie'jwh. Boys may be had and sometimes Kil l?. The , i Rl ordinary wages and others to be ... u,,,cv( BmI careo for m servient rendered. F'or particulars ndriresa. return for lltthl W. Sum kin ,11-.... V, : : jaiand, ore 'Q fWcle'y r 0r'u NOTICE! Destruction or cutting of trees within the parks of the city is posi tively prohibited. Any and al! of fenders will be vigorously prosecuted. By order of the Common Council. H. B. LANGILLE, v City Recorder. ROBT. LEWIS. Marshal.