HOOD IUVEK GLACIER, THURSDAY, SlIl'TEMDER 21, l9U
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.
Wo transact general basking buslutaa and
owa our own beiiklug property.
1 merest paid ou tlnw and Havlugi deposits
sale Oaixj.ll boxes.
EKNEST C. SMITH
Lavyer
Rooms 14 and 15 Hall Building
Hood River, Ore.
GEO. R. WILBUR .
Lawyer
Otltee in Smith Building.
Hood River Oregon
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER. OREGON.
DR. EDQINGTON
1121 Twelfth Street, The Heights
HOOD RIVER - OREGON
E. 0. DUTRO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Over First National Bank, Hood
River, Oregon.
Office Phone 71 Re. 71 B
Hourt 2 to 4 P. M. and by appointment
Drs. Shaw & Bronson
Office in Eliot Block.
Office ibnnc, No. 4. Keildeucs, N. 31
E.D.KANAGA
Physician and Surgeon
Phonea : Office S.r Office in National
. Res. 33B Bank Building
jTf. watt, m. d.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Telepbonee; Offloe, 30; residenoe,aJB .
8UKUK0N O. R. N. Oo.
H. L. DUMBLE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Call promptly answersd Id town or country,
Day or Night.
TelepboDea: Kealdemw, 16: Ofllce, ICB.
Office In lti Itrustus Building.
SAID SHE
WOULD FAINT
Mrs. Delia Long Unable to Stand
On Her Feet More Than a Few
Minutes at a Time.
Pendergrass. Ga. Mrs. Delia Long,
of this place. In a recent letter, says:
"For five or alx years, I suffered agon
ies with womanly troubles.
Often, I couldn't sit up more than a
tew minutes at a time, and if I stood
on my feet long, I would faint.
I took Cardul. and It helped me lm
mediately. Now, I can do my work all
the time, and don t suffer like I ma
Take Cardul when you feel 111 In any
way weak, tired, miserable, or under
the weather. Cardul la a sirengtn
building tonic medicine for women.
It has been found to relieve pain and
distress caused by womanly troubles,
and Is an excellent medicine to have on
hand at all times.
Cardul acts on the womanly consti
tution, building ud womanly strength,
toning up the nerves, and regulating
the womanly organs.
Its halt century of success Is due to
merit. It has done good to thousands.
Will you try ltT It may be Just what
you need. Ask your druggist about
Cardul. He will recommend it.
N. B.-Writs fa Udlei AdvUory DX..O.n
aout Me4klns Co..Chtunooe.TM.,hr Special
InXruclumt, anj trt-pat book. "Hum Truuwat
kx Woman wot la puia mover, ao tannest.
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A SONG OF THE SPIT).
SINd about tbe aoartnf spud
Tbat vine Us way toward bvn;
'Tla proud a o though It springs from
mud
is dollar buys moat seven;
Then amlte Hie drum and twang the lyre
Kor tba apud tbat keeps on climbing
big her.
The farmer raises fancy things,
A Burbanked Una of fruit;
He's sclentlllc, now. by Jlngal
And gives plain eropa tba boot;
And ao wa sea potatoes soar
And pause awbtle, then soar some mora.
Oh. speed the day when from the ground
The plain old stuff will spring.
When leaa and leas praise will reeound
For soma new seedleta thins;
Then for mora spuds. Joy to relate.
No man will fear to pass his plate.
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BR0SIU8, M. D.
PHYH1CIAN AND SURGEON
' Phone Central, or 121.
Office Hours: 10 to 11 A, M.;
audU)7f M.
1 to S
Land Buyer
Will you deal directly with
owner? I will wake you a BKO
ROCK PRICE on my 10 acres as
I must sell.
This place is 6l' miles from
town on West Side. 8 acres in
best commercial trees, 75 per
cent of which are 5, t) and 7 years
old, balance 1, 2 and 3 years.
About 200 boxes of apples this
year. Balance of place in hay.
Crops and ersonal property
worth $1,0(0 go with the place.
8,500 takes everything. Terms
on part if desired. If you are
Dunking or buying investigate
this. Address,
"W" Care Glacier
For Art's Sake.
"Look pleasant," said tbe photog
rapher. The sitter rnised bis eyes and gave
a sickly smirk.
"Your bead just a little more to
the left, please," suggested tbe voice
from tbe black shroud. "No, dou't
move tbe eyes."
Like a man suffering from a stiff
neck or an Eiffel tower collar, the sit
ter tilled his bead gingerly till It
reached the desired angle and he re
sembled a dying flsh trying not to
mind.
"That's very nice very nice, in
deed," said the photographer. "Stay
just there while 1 make the expo
sure." He moved the cap as he
spoke and counted out a minute and
three-quarters. "Thank you. sir," be
then observed. "You can get up. I'm
afraid you've been sitting on your
hat."
"My hat!" roared the sitter angrily,
regarding tbe flattened felt "Why
tbe dickens didn't you tell me I was
sitting on It?"
"My dear sir," protested the pho
tographer blandly, "that would have
spoiled your expression!" Answers.
THE WITNESS UNDERSTOOD.
At Least He Was Certain He Knew
All About It
A CERTAIN man was under ex
amlnstlon by a member of a
New York law firm wifh refer
nee to bU qualifications as a Jurer lu
to luiuortuut case. Involving a cousld
erable sum of money. "You uuder
land," tbe lawyer questioned, "what
U meant by a preponderance of evi
dence T
"Yes, sir," the man replied, promptly-
"Let me have your definition of It"
"1 understand it, 1 tell you.
"Well, what Is UT"
"Why, auybody can tell that"
"I would like to have your definition
of It"
T know what It Is." said the man,
hotly. "When I tell you I kupw what
a thing to. 1 kuow it That's all there
Is about It"
"Well, what was tbe question 1 ask
ed V
"You ought to know what that was.
If you've forgot your own qucstiuus,
dou't expect me to remember tbein fur
you."
"1 don't want to hear any more of
that kind of talk," interposed the court.
"Answer the question addressed to you
by counsel."
"Judge. I did. Tie asked me If I
knew what it was, and I said 1 did."
"Are you Bure that you know what
Is meant by preponderance cf evi
dence?" the court questioned sharply.
"Of course I am, Judge.
"Define it then."
"It's evidence previously pondered."
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Da. M. H. SHARP Da. KUKA U.HHABP
Osteooathic Physicians
Graduates f the American School of
Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo.
Office in Elliot Block.
Home Phone 102 Ito. 102-B
H. D. W. PINEO.D.D.S.
DENTIST
Rorms4.5and6 Telephone
Smith Building
31
fHONK:On1ceftX HOtlttH: Wto 12; 1 lo 6; I
to 7. Oilier hours by appolutiu I.
Dr. E. R. Carpenter
Chiropractor and Nerve HpecialUt
Kane for All Dineatta
17.18 Heilbronner Bide. Hood Iliver
C. H. JENKINS, D.M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones : Office 28 : residence 28-B
Office over Butler Bank,
L. A. HENDERSON,
GRADUATE CIVIL ENGINEER
Formerly U. 8. Land Surveyor,
Philippine Islands.
Two Doors North of Postoftlce
Phone 41.
Proved His Casa.
Every one kuew Jonathan Skinflint
as a millionaire with tbe exception, so
It appeared, of Skinfllut himself. Ue In
variably wore the shabbiest of clothes
and Is reported to hare dined one day
on a couple of peas and a grape skin.
One day an old friend endeavored to
persuade the miser to dress better. "1
m surprised." he said, "that yon
should let yourself become so shabby."
But I am not shabby," expostulated
Skinflint.
'Oh. yes, you are," replied the friend.
"Remember your father. He was al
ways ueatly, even elegantly, dressed.
Ills clothes were very handsome."
Skinflint gave utterance to a hearty
laugh. "Wl.." he shouted triumphant
ly, "these clothes I've got on now were
father's." Ideas.
MURRAY KAY
Civil Engineer and Surveyor
Brosius Building
ALBERT SUTTOtf
Architect
Room 16 Halt Building I
HENRY N. HACKETT
SURVEYOR
DRAUGHSMAN
All kinds of sub-dividing. Accuracy
guaranteed.
Res. 245K
Bright Looking
rooms and offices make happy homes
and business places. If you are looking
for
Electrical Lighting of Perfect
Satisfaction
you can get it hero. All our electrical
supplies, as well as our lighting install
at ions, are absolutely perfection.
At Always Low Price
Our Work is Guaranteed
DEAN &
SHAW
Phone I
Res. Phone 272-M
A. C. BUCK
NOTARY PUBLIC AND lNSUR-
- ANCE AGENT
Room 12 Broslms Block
Hockenbcrry & Bartlett
ARCHITECTS
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
tlpllhronner Building Phone it
AMERICAN CENTRAL
LIFE INSURANCE CO.
W. S. MONTGOMERY
Manager for Oregon
JAMES E. MONTGOMERY
Agent in Hood River
Accident and Health Insurance
Office 3rd and Oak
Phone 161 M
DR. J. SOWERBY
Chiropractor
Office hours : 8 to 12, 1 to 5, 6 to 7
r.rifuian Bldtf. Hood Rlrtr
Stranahan & Slaven
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER. OREGON.
E. W. DARK
Contractor and Builder
Estimates on Request
Phone 212 K
F. T. ANDERSON
CUaming. Preaalntf
and Repairing
I Hood River Heights Phone 225-L
SURVEYING
and BLUE PRINTING
P. M. Morse
Heilbronner Bldtf.
Hood River office for Newell,
Gossett & Walsh, Consulting
Engineers of Portland.
W.J.BaRer&Co.
Dealers in
Immuns.
rbysiclnns say that chickens .
are among tbe few animals tbat '
are free from consumption. And
uo old ben with a brood of ;
chickens to scratch for ever
showed signs of hookworm.
Denver Republican.
Mortal Pride.
A Rosy Rejoinder.
A too convlvlally Inclined young
clubman was Introduced at a reception
last week to a clever society woman
whom he understood In some hazy
fashion to be a great artist She was
not an artist, nor had she ever made
any attempt to be. But tbe young
man, whose wlU were apt to go wool
gathering at times, thought she was.
And he was very anxious to uinne a
sufficiently pretty speech to her.
He murmured the usual convention
alities when he was presented, ana
"You paint, don't you? So many peo
ple have told me about it!" he then
said Ingratiatingly.
Tbe young woman stared at hlra.
looked him severely In the eyes, let her
glance fall on every feature of his
perplexed face, glared her ludlguation
and tben she spoke:
"If 1 do," she remarked Icily, "at
least I don't make a mistake and put
it on my nose." Philadelphia Times.
KSte !
Deserving of No Mercy.
"nere." said the policeman after he
bad hurriedly entered the dentist s re
centlon room, "what's golu' on?
You've had a man in there hollerln'
bloody murder for nearly half an hour.
Why don't you give hint something to
stop bis pain?
"(Jive him something to stop his
pain? My dear sir, you don't under
stand. 1 hud occasion to take a lady
to lunch one day last week oh, It was
a business matter, nothing more and
this chap saw me. Well, tbe next day
be happened to meet my wife, whom
he knew before she was married, and
ho mentioned tbat he had seen me
and wanted to know what the other
ladv's name was. Of course 1"
"Ob. never mind. Go ahead and
kill Jilm." Chicago Record-Herald.
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS BEAUTIFUL
UPTON
GRAND
PIANO
at our store? .We are
going to give it away
absolutely free to the
person who has the
largest number of votes
at the close of our con
test. For every cent of
purchases at our store
you are entitled to one
piano vote.
For Week Ending Wednesday, September 13, the Vote Stood:
Leonard Miller 103,330
Helen Dark 403,325
Mrs. Bayard Simonton 221.9(H)
Florence Stevens 105,710 1
LavenaSulz 22,110
This Contest Will Last For Six Months
C. STATEN SI
Edna Thornbury GS3.670
Mabel Slavin (575,030
Mrs. B. D. Loomis 667, 7G0
Nellie Hart
Mabel Miller.
.492,100
431,000
A.
30C
0
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Grocery Bargains
Best Fruit Sugar, Per Sack - - $7.25
The Dalles Diamond Flour, $1.30; bbl. $5.10
Cloverleaf Butter, Per Roll - 75c
o
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n
o
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Cottolene, 10 lb. pail $1.50
Cottolene, 4 lb. pail 60
Swift's Silverleaf Lard, 501b. can 6.75
Swift's Silverleaf Lard, 101b. pail 1.50
Swift's Silverleaf Lard, 5 lb. pail .75
Swift's Jewel Comp'nd, 501b. can 4.75
Karo Corn Syrup, No. 10 pail 60
Karo Corn Syrup, No. 5 pail 35
No. 7 box Maccaroni 40
Package Maccaroni, 3 for.... 25
Package Vermicella, 3 for .25"
Package Spaghetti, 3 for 25
Fruit Jars
Mason Pts55c; Qts65c; half gal. 85c
Schram pts 75c;qts85c; " $1.30
Economy pts 85; qts $1.10 " . $1.40
We are closing out a stock of Chinaware at 50c on the Dollar.
Call and look it over.
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Needs a Monopoly.
Every man has bis field of
usefulness, but tbe trouble is he
can't build a fence high enough
to keep others out. New Xork
Times.
GGittrtitt-ls-CrCttt-Cttt-tiiiti-ti-ttirltirtttrtiiriitt
Oh, would some power the giftle gls us to
see oursel's as X rays see us!
It would from many a blunder tree us
and foullBO notion.
Ons Trouble.
Cirta tinnh1a ahnnt dvtnir a
man rope enough to hang blm- S
self Is that he generally uses ;
part of tbe roie for the purpose
of entangling others. Chicago ;
Record-Herald.
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
Or Break Him.
Marks Jack seems bent on matrl
mony.
Parks Well, If be marries Helen
she'll straighten . him out all right.
Boston Transcript
Tha Dead Center.
"Lend me a dollar, old chap; I get
paid tomorrow."
"Haven't got It, old scout; I got paid
yesterday. Puck.
Tha Frog Bandit.
"nands upl
bottle flies."
Let me hare those blue-
Maternal Oppression.
"Maw says 1 mustn't play with that
Grtgglns boy."
"Well, that's all right, ne'a a bad
boy."
"I know It, but she's spollln' halt
my fun; I can lick tbe tar out of "lm."
Chicago Tribune.
Bound to Be Occupied.
"lour life Is too sedentary," said the
doctor. "What you need la constant
excitement"
"Well, I guess I'll get It," replied the
fair patient. "I'm going to marry a
man to reform him." Philadelphia
Record.
Subtle Flattery.
"She had him arrested for kissing
tier, and he was fined $000."
"Yet they are good friends now."
"Yes; he announced In open court
that It was worth the price." Pitts
burg Post
One Ho Couldn't
newitt-Gruet has a system of leat
lne tbe races.
Jewett-I'll bet he caa't fool the
Irish.
Dsal
ore
quare
Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul-
tivate your farm or harvest your crop.
FOR CULTIVATING
Osbourn Disc Harrows
Peg Tooth Harrows
P. & O. Disc Harrows
Soil Pulverizers
Syracuse Plows
FOR
nand and Power Pumps
Wire-wound Spray Hose
Spring Tooth Harrows
Cultivators, riding
Plows -.
Cultivatorswalking
Kimball Weeders
SPRAYING
Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead
Hods and Nozzles
FOR HARVESTING
Deering and Osbourne
Mowers and Binders
Hay Tools
Carriers, Forks, Track and Rope
FOR CLEARING LAND
Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fusa ' :
BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES
Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline Engines-1
and Ideal Irrigtion Pumps.
Call and make your wants known. It does not cost anything to look at goods, and
might be profitable to both of us. Yours very truly, ! , , ; "',
d. Mcdonald
Nursery Stock
Hood River Grown
First Clas9
THE KIND THAT GROWS
A Few Dwarf Apple,
Pear and Peach
C. D. Thompson
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Real Estate
LOANS, RENTING. COLLECT
ING AND 1NSI RANCE
A Hpeclallv of City Property, Residence
Lots, and Hmall Tra'tn Close In. For
Bargains call on or address
T. I). TWEEDY
3rd and Cascade Streets
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Hood River
Home Pbona 14T.L
I mt t.l r II I I I
I ne m. u. Aiureu
i
COMPANY
Contractors,
Excavating
and Grading
Crushed Rock, Sand
and Gravel
iFRUIT STAMP
AT THE GLACIER OFFICE
We Make Them to Order
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