HOOD KIVER "GLACIER, TnUlliSTiAY, &KPTEMREU 14. 1911
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.
We Iran Met a general banking butlueae anil
own our own banking property.
Interest ptld on time and Having depoalu
Safe Uej4.U boxes.
EKNESTC. SMITH"
Lawyer
RuoGis 14 and 15 Hull Building
Hood River, Ore.
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers 1
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
DR. EDGINGTON
1121 Twelfth Street, Tlie Heights
HOOD RIVER OREGON
E. 0. DUTRO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Over First National liimk. Hood
Rivv.r, Oregou.
Office Phone 71 Res. 71 B
Hours 2 to 4 1'. M. and by appointment
Drs. Shaw & Bronson
Office in Eliot Block.
Cffce )lce,Ko.4. Bnldenoe, S . H
E. D. KAN AG A
Physician and Surgeon
Phones: Office 35
Res. 36 B
Office in National
Bank Building
J. F. WATT, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Telephones: office, ; reld-nce,auB .
BUKUEON O. K. A N. Do.
H. L. DUMBLE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Calls promptly answered In town or country,
Day or Night.
Telephones: Residence, 16: Office, 16B.
Office In the Uroslus Ualldiug.
FC. BROSIUS, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
'Phone Central, or 121.
Office Honrs: 10 to 11 A. M.; 2 to
and to 7 P M.
Da. M. H. Bhakp Dr. EnNA B. 8n AKP
Osteopathic Physicians
Graduates A the American School of
Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo.
Office in Elliot Block.
Home Phone 102 Keb. 102-B
H. D. W. PINEO.D.D.S.
DENTIST
Rooms 4, 5 and ti TelephoBe
Smith Building 131
rHONE:Oltlce 25X HOUKS: 10 to 12; 1 lo 6;
tt to 7. Oilier hours by appolulin'l.
Dr. E. R. Carpenter
Chiropractor and Nerve Specialist
Kase lor All Disease
17-18 Hellbrouner Hldg.
Hood Hlver
C. H. JENKINS, D.M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones : Office 28 ; residence 28-B
Office over Butler Bank,
L. A. HENDERSON,
GRADUATE CIVIL ENGINEER
Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor,
Philippine Islands.
Two Doors North of Tostonlce
Phone 41.
MURRAY KAY
Civil Engineer and Surveyor
Broslus Building
ALBERT SUTTON
Architect
Room 16 Hall Building
HENRY N. HACKETT
SURVEYOR
DRALGHSMAN
All kinds of sub-dividing. Accuracy
guaranteed.
Res. 245K
A. C. BUCK
NOTARY PUBLIC AND INSUR
ANCE AGENT
Room 12 Brosiins Block
Hockenberry & Bartlctt
ARCHITECTS
" HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Hollhrnnner Building Phone 61
DR. J. SOWERBY
Chiropractor
Office hours : 8 to 12, 1 to 5, 6 to 7
tr.rrfuaon Bldrf. Hood Rlvor
Straiiahan & Slaven
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
E. W. DARK
Contractor and Builder
Estimates on Request
Phone 212 K
SURVEYING
and BLUE PRINTING
P. M. Morse
Heilbronner BIdg.
Hood River office for Newell,
Gossett & Walsh, Consulting
Engineers of Portland.
NOTICE!
I am still weaving Rae Carpets and
Rugs; Grinding Tools and
Filing Saws at
15 Wilson Street, on the Heights.
W. Waddell
MRS. LARAMORE
TELLS JROUBLK
Lady in Goodwater Describes Her
Distressing Experience ind
Tells How She Was
Finally Relieve!
Goodwater, Mo. ' Ever since I wis
a little girl," says Mrs. Riley Laramore,
"I was a great sufferer from dyspepsia.
I suffered misery after eating, and had
terrible heartburn.
I thought I had to stTffer this way as
long as I lived, but when I began to take
Thedford's black-Draught, in small
doses, every night, the heartburn was all
gone in a few days, and 1 could eat
without distress.
I took two small packages in all, and
although that was some time ago, the
dyspepsia has not returned.
I speak a good word for Thedford's
Black-Draught whenever 1 have the op
portunity." If eating causes distress, we urge you
to try Thedford's Black-Draught.- It
cleanses the system, helps the stomach to
digest its food, regulates the bowels, and
stimulates the liver.
It acts gently and is without bad after
effects. Try it. Price 25c.
Land Buyer
Will you deal directly with
owner and save 50 per cent? I
will make you a BED ROCK
PRICE on my 10 acres as I must
sell.
This place is 5l J miles from
town on West Side. 8 acres in
best commercial trees, 75 per
cent of which are 5, 6 and 7 years
old, bill a nee 1, 2 and 3 years.
About 200 boxes of apples this
year. Balance of place in hay.
Crops and personal property
worth $1,000 go with the place.
$8,500 takes everything. Terms
on part if desired. If you are
thinking of buying investigate
this. Address,
"W" Care Glacier
Bright Looking
rooms and offices make happy homes
and business places. If you are looking
for
Electrical Lighting of Perfect
Satisfaction
you can get it here. All our electrical
supplies, as well as our lighting install
ations, are absolutely perfeclion.
At Always Low Price
Our Work is Guaranteed
DEAN &
SHAW
Phone 3
Res. Phone 272-M
AMERICAN CENTRAL
LIFE INSURANCE CO.
W. S. MONTGOMERY
Manager for Oregon
JAMES E. MONTGOMERY
Agent in Hood River
Accident and Health Insurance
Office 3rd and Oak Phone 161 -M
F. T. ANDERSON
Cleaning. Pressing
and Repairing
Hood River Heiehts Phone 225-L
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For!
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
ARIZONAJICKER,
Recent Extracts From Giveadam
Gulch's Weekly.
BAD MAN SENT TO REWARD.
Mr. Buffale Jim af Griuly Star River
Appear With Two Cunt and Begina
Shooting, but Hit Aim la Bad, and
tha Editor Eaaily Gata Him.
By M. QUAD.
ICopyTiaht, 1911. by Associated Literary
Praaa.
JOHN DAVISON, wherever he
may be at this writing, la a
man after our own heart. Tbe
other day In a political dispute
he. fired twelve bulleta at Henry Car
son. Not one of the missiles hit. an4
Mr. Davison had tbe good sense to see
what a failure he was wlib the gun
and w hat a draw back to the Gulch, aud
he mounted his eayuse and rod for
parts unknown.
At 2 o'clock on Wednesday after
noon last, while wa sat alone in our
aanctum, after having Just finished a
rousing editorial on the Mexican situ
ation, and while we were wondering
why all men could not live at peace
In this world, Mr. Buffalo Jim, from
the headwaters of Grlizly Bear river,
with thirteen notchea cut Into the
butts of his two guns, opened our
door with a whoop and announced:
"Hands up, or I'll blow the top of
your head off!"
It has been three years since we
beard that old familiar cry, but up
went our hands.
Then with two guns looking directly
at us Buffalo advanced to within ten
feet and said:
"You are a liarf"
We did not gainsay him.
"You are a villain!"
Nothing from us.
"A mouth ago you put it In your pa
per that I orter be lynched."
We remembered the Item referred to.
"And I've rode ninety miles to kill
you!"
We didn't ask him to be more exact
about the distance. What's a mile or
two more or less In such a case?
"And I'm going to do It!"
He looked like a man w ho'd keep bis
word.
"You have Just two minutes to liver
We never dispute tbe word of a man
behind two guns.
"You can get down and prayl"
Very kind of Mr. Jim, but we couldn't
see where tbe thing was going to help
our case over 2 per cent.
"Down on your knees, villain!"
We moved. We moved on Mr. Jim.
He fired two shots and missed. By
that time we had bold of our gun, and
the roan from the headwaters went
down. He fired two more shots as be
went down, but the lead went wild.
It did not take the coroner's jury fif
teen minutes to acquit us, as Buffalo
had made his brags in several saloons
as to what he Intended to do.
Funeral next day at our expense and
a twenty-five dollar tombstone ordered.
Burled In our private editorial grave
yard, and within a montb tbe Jack
roses will be stealing over bU grave.
Not a word of fault to find with Buf
falo Jim. He was a man who simply
made a grave mistake In Including edi
tors on bis list, and be has gone to his
reward or somewhere else. His bron
cho aud his guns await his weeping
relatives.
Bets of 2 to 1 are being made among
the sports of this town that the senate
will retain Larimer In bis seat It
would be safe to say that they would
take In Jesse James ff he were still
alive. Out In this country, however,
we don't get excited about such trifles.
There Isn't a senator In the bunch that
can shoot for shucks or has tbe dig
nity to stand off a barkeeper for a
drink.
Over 100 In the shade all last week,
and yet Giveadam Gulch consumed
forty bnrrels of whisky to keep her
self warm.
We have our little way of announc
ing facts and events, and, according
to that way, we hereby announce that
Alderman Thompson Is a plumb up
and down liar!
The circulation of the Kicker has
not reached tbe billion mark yet, but
we are expecting every moment when
It will and have tbe fireworks to shoot
off in honor of the occasion.
Last week we sent our circulars to
forty "newspapers In Arizona, asking
the editors if they would support our
aspirations to become governor. With
a unanimity positively surprising each
and every editor returned answer, "No,
I'll be If 1 will!" That seems to
settle us, but we are a great band to
bob up in unexpected places.
We want no credit but what belongs
to us. There is an item going the
rounds of the eastern' papers that the
Kicker employs 874 stenographers on
Its editorial staff. Tbe correct num
ber is 783, but we have places for 145
more. We do not like exaggeration In
any form.
The bears and wolves in tbe moun
tains around have got thawed out for
the summer, and It has become rather
dangerous for a feller and his girl to
saunter more than ten miles away of
an evening.
We were told tbe other day that
Lawyer Burt bad declared be would
shoot us on slpbt for denouncing him
Nursery Stock
Hood River Grown
First Class
THE KIND THAT GROW
A Few Dwarf Apple,
Pear and Peach
C. D. Thompson
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
as s shyster. With, our well knows
Industry, w buckled on s run and
made a call at tbe gentiemm s offlc
As toon a be saw that tre were be
tween sua and fc'.s old shotgun be
said wa wers tbe best fellow in all
Arirona and positively deuied tbe
threat attributed to blm. Nutting like
an early call in such caaes It glvei
yon time to think about other things.
Th stag running betweo this
town and tbe railroad was held up by
a slngl man last Monday, aud the
seven male paaaenger who were In
It climbed down and gave up like
seven kittens. It was a poor day.
however, as the outlaw ou!y got
about $30. Tbe seven revolvers were
tossed into a ravine, and tbe outlaw
remarked that Arlsona aeenied to be
deteriorating.
We learn from a Montana exchange
that Awful Pete, who used to bang
out here in days gone by. has been
lynched by a vigilance committee as
a dangerous character. They must
bare been unduly excited In Montana.
LEADING AWFUL FKTB BX THS BAH.
When Awful Pet left this town hs
had two guns on blm, aud yet we
were leading htm down tbe trail by
the ear. We led blm away because
be wanted to be a bad man, but
couldn't- He didn't have the aand
to be.
We had a telephone message from
Lone Jack last Tuesday to the effect
that the people of that town had
bung a man in first class shape for
horse stealing. Knowing what a set
of buuglers they are over there, we
doubted the authenticity of the mes
sage, and two hours later learned
that tbe criminal had got safely
away, carrying tbe bunging rope
with him. It's an art to lynch a man
and make a star Job of It, and It's a
aure thing they haven't the talent in
Lone Jack. They will have to prac
tice for two or three years en coy
otes before they can get tbe genuine
twUt
Mt. Hood Railroad
TIME TABLE No. 10.
Effective April 17, 1911
So. Bound STATIONS No. Bound
A. M. P. M.
8:00 Hood River 8:10
8:05 Powerdale 3:05
8:15 Switchback 2:55
8:35 Vanllorn 2:M
8:40 Mohrs 2:25
8:55 Odell 2:K
9:10 ...Summit.... 2:05
9:20 Bloucher 2:00
9:40 Winans 1 :M)
9:45 Arrive Dee Leave 1:45
10:15 Leave Dee Arrive 1:25
11:25 Trou tereek 1:20
10:40 Wood worth 1 :05
10:50 Arrive Parkdale. ..Leave 1:00
Sunday's north bound train will run
two hours late, above schedule, leaving
Parkdale 3:00 p.m.
Library Tables, Cedar Chests, Desk
Tables, Kitchen Cupboards, Book
Cases and Porch Swings.
CALL AND SEE MY STYLE
H. E. JOHNSON
2nd and 5tat Phone 345
SECOND-HAND
BUILDING MATERIAL,
AND WOOD
For Sale on the old Box Factory
rroperty Lot. see
GEORGE B1GLER
Phone 167I
Kent & Garrabrant
Confectionery, Cigars and
Tobaccos
Sporting Goods
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSED YETEBISART SURGEON
! nntDared to doanv work In tbe "eterln
ary line. He can be founH by calling at or
pluming lo Clarke a run "
C. Q. VAN TRESS,
Public Stenographer
and Notary Public
Elliot Block. Phone 308 M
Real Estate
LOANS, RENTING, COLLECT
ING AND INSURANCE
A Specialty of City Property, Residence
Lota, and Bmall Tracts Cloaa In. For
Bargains call on or addrees
T. D. TWEEDY
Hood Klver
Home Fhone.ltf.L
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For the Week Ending Saturday, September 9, the Vote Stood:
Edna Thornbury
Mabel Slavin
Mrs. B. D. Loomis
Mabel Miller
Leonard Miller
A. C.
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Grocery Bargain
Sugar prices are soaring but you
by buying of us.
We are now carrying the well known DALLES DIAMOND
FLOURnothing better.
Coal Oil in bulk, gal. 15c; 5 gal. $ .70
Pearl Oil per can, $1.10; case 2.15
Headlight Oil, can, $1.25; case... 2.40
Elane Oil per can, $1.60; case 3.15
Tea Garden Syrup, 1 gal. can 85
Tea Garden Syrup, gal. can 45
Karo Corn Syrup, No. 10 pail (0
Karo Corn Svrup, No. 5 pail .35
No. 7 box Maccaroni 40
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We are closing out
I L. H. HUGGIN
quare
Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul
tivate your farm or harvest your crop.
FOR CULTIVATING
Osbourn Disc Harrows
Peg Tooth Harrows
P. & O. Disc Harrows
Soil Pulverizers
Syracuse Plows
Hand and Power Pumps
Wire-wound Spray Hose
Deering and Osbourne
Mowers and Binders
FOR CLEARING LAND
Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fusa
BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES
Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline Engines
and Ideal Trrigtion Pumps.
Call and make your wants known. It does not cost anything to look at goods, and
might be profitable to both of us. Yours very truly,
d. Mcdonald
3rd and Cascade Streets
The W. G. Aldred
COMPANY
Contractors,
Excavating
and Grading
Crushed Rock, Sand
and Gravel
V
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208,070
206,90,")
185, 0(10
150,000
133,330
This Contest Will Last For Six
STATEN
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Package Maccaroni, 3 for..
Package Vermieella, 3 for.
Package Spaghetti, 3 for...
a stock of China ware at 50c on the Dollar.
Call and look it over.
J IrnMr inrat Van
FOR SPRAYING
la M &tmww
9 H .nrr ri.
Deal
FOR HARVESTING
We are Now Taking Orders for
Apple, Peach and Pear Boxes
Would Advise Ordering at Once
Stanley-Smith Lumber Co.
Phone 124 Hood River, Oregon
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS BEAUTIFUL
GRAND
PIANO
at our store? We are
oin to give it away
absolutely free to the
person who has the
largest number of votes
at the close of our eon
test. For every cent of
,purchases at our store
; you are enuueu 10 one
piano vote.
Mrs. Ravard Simonton 131.900
Nellie Hart 105,000
Helen Dark 101,025
Florence Stevens 23,740
Lavena Sulz 12,140
Months
ON THE
HEIGHTS
mu0 Wmm
can save money
.25
.25 q
.25 O
3 ttmi i O
s 0
Fruit Jars
Mason Pis 55c; QtsC5c; half gal. 85c
Schrampts75c;qts85c; " $1.30
Economy pts 85; qts $1.10 " $1.10
Store
Spring Tooth Harrows
Cultivators, riding
Plows
Cultivators, walking
Kimball Weeders
Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead
Hods and Nozzles
Hay Tools
Carriers, Forks, Track and Rope
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
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