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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 3, 1911)
11001) MVEIt GLACIERTHURSDAY, AUGI ST 3, 1911 Hood River Banking and Trust Co. toe lrui l a geurral banking liui.riiw suit uD ourowo banking nrt jr. lutt-rat jd iiu time ud Having iKp.'I Bttl deiMj.ll liSft. JSK.NEST C. SMITH Lawyer Rooms 14 and 15 ll.ill liml Hood Rivor. Ore. DERBY & STEAKNS Lawyers HOOD RIVER, OREGON. DR. EDOrTNGTON hinilli lSiiilding HOOD R1VKR - ORH'iON E. 0. DUTRO, M. D. Physician and Surgeon liver Kirrt Nitii' iirtl lluuk, Hood KtViT, (ri-(ni. Ofliee l'lioue 71 R' Hours 2 l 1'. M. ami l.y fmliin-m Drs. Shaw & Bronson Ollicein Eliot Mock, i m 1 1 i.i in-. R HiJ-ium, n . u E.D. KANAGA Physician and Surgeon I'hones: Ollice X Ollice in Nal i.inl lies. Vti Jiank Itiiihiing J. F. WATT, M. D. I'HYhltilAN AND Hl'KtiKON. 'I'rlvulKiiiKii: orflre, rwiili-ii'i',1" . Ml I HUM IN U. It. 4 N. I n. H. L. DUMBLE, I'll YKICI AN AND M'KOKON. i alln promptly eimwer cl In Iowa hi country, l)y (ir NiKlit. Telephone: KeHltlew, 10: Dltlif, H.ll tiltlne lu the Hro.lun liulldmg. FC. liKOSIUH, M. I. 1 11 VHIC1 AN AND SUKtiKON 'Plume t'eutral, or 121. lime lloiirn: 1U to 11 A. M.; i In H mul 6 Ui 7 V M. OH, M. H.MHAKr lK. KllNA H. MMAKH Osteopathic Physicians Graduates ( the American School l Oeloiulhy, KirUville, Mo. , Ollice in Klliot HIiM-k. Home, l'lioue UK! JU-h. KKJ-i! n.D.W. PINEO.D.D.S. DENTIST Rim his 4, 6 ami 11 lelephnno Smith llmMing ISl C H. JENKINS, D.M.D. DENTIST Telephones: Ofliee ill, ; residence liS-11 Ollice over Butler Rank, L. A. HENuERSON, GRADUATE CIVIL KNdIM I'U Koi utrrly U. S. Lund Surveyor, l'hiliipimi IhIiiiuIh. Two Doom Norl.li of I'oslnlllcc l'hono 41. MURRAY KAY Civil l-nKincer and Surveyor UroMluH Huilillnit ALBERT SUTTO Architect Room 16 Hall itullulng henry n. MACKirrr stikvr.YOR DRAIK1I1SMAN All Kinds ol sub-tliviillnK. Accuracy guaranteed. Res. i45K A. C. BUCK NOTARY riJIM, 10 AND iNSUll ANCK AOKNT Room 12 RroHiina lllork HocKenberry & Bartlett ARCHITECTS hood rivf.r, oki.c;on llclllironncr IloiKlion I'hoiie bl DR. J. SoWERBY Chiropractor (llliee Iioiith: S to 12, I to Ti, (1 to 7 rrt(uaon Bia. Hood Rivr Straualiau & Slavcn Contractors & Builders HOOD RIVKR. ORKliON. E. W. DARK Contractor and Builder Estimates on Request Phono 212 K ' SURVEYING ami BLUE PRINTING P. M. Morse lleilbronner HldQ. Hi cxl !!it'f oilirc for Ni-wt ll, (iossott iV Wnlsli, t'ousuHiiifr Enji'iiuM'rs of Portland. WM. DAVIS 5-Pass.eiiBer Maxwell (or Hire PIIONIS Krsiil.lue t.uiiiKf Smiiil MM Hill IMI W.L- At Stand HoUl Orrxon Rood Rivrr i -I .UG G 'r V 7 fir r'- Bright Looking ruoni" ainl olliii-s make 1 1 a j 1 1 y limncs mill l)iiy'nn-n place. If you arc I m . t. i i tr tlectrical Lighting of Perfect Satisfaction you i nn p t it here. All our chcli icul supplies, :is wit as our limiting insinu ation., arc ;ii wiliiti'ly perfection. At Always Low Price Our Work is Guaranteed DEAN & SHAW Phone 3 Res. Phone 272-M We Have a Customer For forty acres of clear ed hay land in the mid dle or upper valley. PROPERTY MUST BE A BARGAIN Guy Y. Edwards k Co. Agents Office Hotel Oretfiin ItuiMinn I'llONF. 22S-K : FOR SALE Kijil't W HUnrvH of liliicicr lr- l'igiilinCo. Walcr Slock (Mount ! llooil); uir valun $1211, fully puiil. ' I have no nee fur lliin nlork suul wShIi to ncll it at oiiee. Tliifi in ft '. bargain. Anyone ilenirint; infor- ination, inlilreHf, Mrs. J. L. Grof f ; CORNELIUS, ORE. ; R. I". I). No. I Hox 2i .i..H..H"H"H"W:-W-H"!-:":H"!"H-l- F. T. ANDERSON Cleaning, Presin and Repairing Hood River Heinlns Plume 22S-1. W.J.Baker&Co. Mciilcrs in REAL l:S TAT I: Pruit and I:arm Lands Ki'sidciit Adonis I'or Phoenix Assurance Co. OF LONDON FREDFHiCK A ARNOLD. CONTRACTORS and BUILDERS 4tmWe tarnlihed en ail klodeel vara The Milton Nursery Co. Offers Hni-ilv Trees from Northeastern Orewon. l.arue assoituient ut unit, shade and ornamental stock. Wlnilbreak Trent Years of llelialalitv. Ail. Ires-- R. LNewhalUgt., Hood River, Or. M. E. WELCH, I.H KNSll) Ul KINAKY M Uiil ON In tn'inreil lo ito niiv work. 1" Ho' veterin ary Inn-. Il cim te liuni.l 1 cHllttin hi or pluming to moke 8 it tug slot,' C. O. VAN TRESS, Public Stenographer and Notary Public - - V -V, -i-JK BOWSERIN GRIEF, Spring Feeling Erings on Tearful Thoughts. THE JUG VMS ON THE STEPS. Mr. Bowter Petped and Saw Samul In the Act Th Caus Removed A Change at Breakfatt the Morning After. By M. QUAD. 1 Copyright, by Literary ri."s.l M' R. ROWSl.R lni'l roiue doiub in u ehecrfiil t-tate of m'.nd, nnd iiotliln unusual bad been noticed In Lis actions until nu hour after dinner. Then ho bf-Kflii to hitch around In n nervous way and finally said: .Seems to me It's piins to rain to-nl-ht." 'J'lie stars vere out half an hour ago," replied Mrs. lWwser. "1 think I'll u out and pee." Ho put on his hat and passed out and was gone ten minutes nnd return ed to say: "Yes, the stars lire out, hut I was sure it was roIiii; to rain." lie jacked up the paier nnd rend for a quarter of an hour. Then ho began to hitch ujialn. "Are you sitting on a tack?" asked Mrs. Dowser, who had nn eye on him. "No, of course not. lio you (like roe for a fool?" "Hut you seem nervous." "Well, I am. I believe we are going to have a thunderstorm. You luiow I CAITOIIT HTB OAZINil. always have these nervous fits on when there's thunder in the ulr." "I never heard of It before." "Oh, you didn't! Well, there's a pood many things you never heard of before. If there's a thunderstorm coin ing up I want to know It." llo went down the hall nnd outdoors ncnln, nnd it was ten minutes before ho returned. "I don't hear any thunder," observed lrs. Dowser. "There Isn't any," he replied, "but the weather has a peculiar Influence on me this evening." The house settled down to peace and harmony naiu, hut not for loin;. Of a sudden Mr. Dowser beK.in to (jlKK'o like a schoolgirl nnd then cried out: "Ity lieorjje. Unit's funuy! runniest tliiiu; I've read lu ten years! Ila, lia, ha!" "What Is It?" was asked, and as Mrs. r.owser put the query she no ticed that his face was growing red. "Man In Doston was walking alonir, and another man asked him for a luntch-h.'i, lin, ha!" "What, else?" "NothltiK else. Man Just walking nloiiK, and another man asked htm for n match. Think of It, Mrs. Dowserl Man comes rlht up to another man in Huston and nsks for a match!" the weather does seem to have n stran;;e elici t on you. You had better Co out and see If there tiro any signs of a cyclone." "1 will, dear. I guess that's what's the matter. Y'es; I guess there's a reg ular old cyclone coining." What Mrs. Dowser Saw. Kor the third time he passed out of the front door. Mrs. Dowser tiptoed to the parlor window, whence she could get n icw of the front steps, nnd she saw him descend and pick up a Jug nnd raise it. to his lips and take heartv swig, lie had evidently left the Jug out there when he eanii) from the ottlce. She was back In her chair when he returned, and she quietly asked: "Well, does the weather look eyelon Ish?" "It does and It doesn't," he answered, "Never saw such queer weather. We may be going to have nn earthquake. Oh. veil. If It conies, it will come." It was to be noticed that Mr. How hit's hilarity had departed, llo picked up the paper again and turned It over nnd over, but laid It down with a long lirawn sigh and pathetically f-ald: "Mrs. Dowser, I should commit sul fide If you was killed In an earth quake I surely should!" "1 guess there's no danger." "I hope not. If an earthquake shook this house down nnd the roof hit you on the ear and spared me I'd bj the lonesomest man ill the world. couldn't live I'd bo thinking of you all the time. I'd be thinking what a good woman you was." "Hadn't you better lie down oa tua lounge awhile?" aaggested Mrs. How Slab Wood Cord Wood AND - km- ' -rM wail Coal Yards A. C. Lofts PHONE aio.x er. who uw that the of was getting In Its work. "No. darling. !e fot ,11 P ,na protect you. When we was married swore to protect you, didn't 17 ell, shall do It to the last drop of my blood. If tiger was hi this room and be was about to spring on you" Mr. Bowser, you gem-rally take a spring toulc about this time of year," Creeps of Sadnees. Yesb. I must see attout it It al ways does me good. Why is It that I feel so sad tonight? I'm thinking of graveyards and doctors all the time. Mrs. Bowser, I cant hardly look at you without crying." She excused herself for a moment and ran downstairs and brought the jug into the basement. When she reached Mr. Bowser again be bad tbe rat In his lap, and tiid tears were roll ing down bis cheeks. "I was thinking of bow often I haTe tried to murder her," be explained. Poor old cat! She can't belp being a rat, you know." Mrs. Bowser thought tbe evening air might do Mr. Bowser good, and after a minute she said: I wish you would go out and see If there Is any moon tonight." Moon? Moon? Mrs. Bowser, do you want 'er moon? If you do Just say so and you shall bare it" If there Is a moon then we won t have a thunderstorm." I ghee I sbee. Mrs. Bowser, you are a abarp woman- awful sharp. You know all about 'er moon, and I don't know a single thing. I'm no good. When I die I want you to put on my tombstone, 'Here Lays That Old Rip of a Bowser.' Yes, put that on and tell everybody I dldu't know about 'er moon. What a sad world! How I should like to break down and cry!" Mrs. Bowser got him down tbe ball and put bis bat on uiid worked blm outdoors and abut It after him. He stood for a minute to sniff the air and then carefully descended the steps and felt for the Jug. It wasn't there. Queries About the Jug. "Do Jugs have wings? Do Jugs fly?" He straightened up. "No, of course not. Nobody ever heard of a Jug walk ing away." lie stooped down again and felt all around on the stones, hut there was no Jug to further Increase his sadness. "Do Jugs have wings? Do Jugs fly? left that Jug right there, and now and now" Mrs. Bowser came out on tbe steps and asked: "What are you looking for, dear?" "1-1 lost a shent down here." "Sure it was a cent?" "It was either a shent or a dollar. Mrs. Bowser," does a shent walk away?" Oh, no." Does 'er dollar have wings?" No. You'd better come in now and go to bed." Yes, 1 guess so. No thunderstorm- no cyclone no moon. Just thinking all er time about doctors and tombstones aud our old cat I wish 1 wasn't sad. but bow can 1 belp it? This is Mrs. Bowser, ain't It?" Surely." Then I'll do Just as she says. Mrs. Bowser good womau-uiighty good wo man." When Mr. Bowser came down to breakfast next morning the Jug sat be side his chair. He recognized It at a glance, but asked: "What's this?" "The cook found It at tbo area gate. It may bo a spring tonic for you." The Jug was lifted aud part of a glass of its contents poured out. It was pure water. Mr. Bowser looked at Mrs. Bowser with hardened eyes and said: "If our cook has got so that she has to keep a Jug around you let her go. What can tho neighbors think or us to see a jug sitting at me casement door!" H-l -I-H"! I 1 H-M I 1 1 H 1 HI 1 H; More Noise Than Cover. Too often Is the mantle of charity louder than a Navajo blanket. Puck." Ill 1 I 1 11 I 1 1 I 1 I 1 1 1 I 1 1 111 n r Nearsighted. , Joues-Ueorge, I hear you were dis iharged from the marine band. What was the trouble? Oeorge (tho cornet playerj-Yell. t told you how It vas. De baud vas Maying swt and low, und 1 saw a Us note uud played it loud, und, by gosh, it was a horsefly! Degrees of Sense. There's "flno eenee" and "coarse sense," Each good In Its way. But the man who has "borae senee" Knows when to ear "neigh." Cuthollo Standard and Ttmee. A SNAP 12 Acres on the Kast Wde, 10 acres in trees. acres, 9-year- olds; J4 acre in 4-year-olds; remain der ut this spring. Balance oak grove. Beautiful building siU, which commands a glorious view of the vallev. E. G. NAPER Route) 1 Box SO ''"" i!' - -:- - - A - WlU ' .... - ---, For the Week Ending Saturday, July 26, the Vote Stood: Mrs. P.. D. Loomis 10,175 Nellie Hart 2,7S0 Mabel Slavin 7,CG5 Ruth Vaughn 2,775 VeraMcCray 5,975 Florence Stevens.; 2,450 Mrs. Bayard Simonton 4.950 Verda Walz 2,320 A. C. STATEN Si 0OCZ3C n Mil HH rocery oargams 0 Jl Trin BRST SUGAR FORTH IS WEEK PER SACK . $6.00 Dependable Baking Powder 2 pound can for : $ .75 Dependable Extracts, 4 oz. 55c, 8 oz 1.00 Best Head Rice, per pound 8't Japan Rice, per pound 05 Extra quality small White Beans, per pound 05 Coffees ii pound can Arlington Our Terms Are j) 1L. H. MUGGINS Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul tivate your farm or harvest your crop. FOR CULTIVATING Osbourn Disc Harrows Peg Tooth Harrows P. & O. Disc Harrows Soil Pulverizers Syracuse Plows Hand and Power Pumps Wire-wound Spray Hose Deoring and Osbourne Mowers and Binders FOR CLEARING LAND Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fuse BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline 1 ngines nr.d Ideal Irrlgtion Pumps. Call and make your wants known. It does not cost anything to look at goods, and might bo profitable to both of us. Yours very truly, d. Mcdonald ldarid aSB umtll The W. G. Aldred i I COMPANY I I Contractors, z CAtavaiuij, I and Grading I Crushed Rock, Sand I -i f - t 3QC Casli FOR SPRAYING FOR HARVESTING Kent & Garrabrant Confectionery, Cigars and Tobaccos Sporting Goods Don't ride mtltva nut nf your w ay to get Rub- jfo direct to the GLACIER STAMP WORKS For Your Perfect Printing Rubber Stamps HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEAUTIFUL UPTON GRAND PIANO at our store? We are izoins: to give it away absolutely free to the person who has the largest number of votes at the close of our con test. For every cent of i: purchases at our store you are entitled to one piano vote. 3C 0 0 Club, Golden West and M. J. B., per can 1.00 All 50c Bulk Teas at 40 Folger's 50c package..... 30 Fruit Jars Mason Pts 55c; Qts G5c; half gal. 85c Schram pts 75c ; qts 85c ; " $1.30 Economy pts 85; qts $1.10 " $1.40 We Sell Cheaper Spring Tooth Harrows Cultivators, riding Plows Cultivators, walking Kimball Weeders Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead Hods and Nozzles Hay Tools Carriers, Forks, Track and Kope HOOD RIVER, OREGON wmmmmmammmmmmmmmmmmmmamm mm mi,, ikm Real Estate LOANS, RENTING, COLLECT ING AND INSURANCE A Specialty of City' Property, Residence Urta, and Small Tracts Clone In. Tor Bargain rail on or sililn-sK . T. D. TWEEDY Bond River . . Home I'hone Vs. Klliot Wock. I'ltone lioS M