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Thirteenth Floor A Cat Whr lb Number Thirtttn Mklr Good III Reputation By CLARISSA MACK1E 'Copyright by American Press Asso ciation, 1S1L As the otilce door closed behind the retreating form of Homer Pick ou the stout stenographer sighed reUeveilly tud drew a iuuKa.ine froiu her desk. "I thought he'd never go," she said. The daper bookkeeper took a silver quarter from his pocket and flipped It toward the olllee boy. "Peanuts." he said succinctly as he spread the morn ing paper over his ledger and turned Co the market report. "I saw llomcr beatin' It for the fer ry," remarked Jimmy when he return ed with the peunuta and they had been divided Into three- portions. "I guess he's good for the day." "So he said," agreed the bookkeeper, cracking shells and tossing them over his shoulder Into the waste paper 1 ns tet with admirable dexterity. "If you want the afternoon off. Miss Porter, you can have It," he said, with a smile. The stenographer smiled lazily as she reached for another peanut "This suits me," she murmured, turning the pages of her magnziue. Suddenly the outer door opened and precipitated confusion upon the trio. A tali man, middle aged, with a strou.'. clean cut face and piercing dark eyes glanced from one to the other. "Mr. Dickson in?" he asked sharply. "Out." said the bookkeeper curtly, thrusting the newspaper Into a draw er and dipping pen Into the Ink well. "When will he return?" asked the stranger quietly. "He didn't say. I think he's gone for the day," replied the clerk ungra ciously as he bent above his ledger. "I'll wait awhile," remarked the ris Itor, seating himself In a chair and opening a notebook. Pray, the bookkeeper, shrugged his narrow shoulders and applied himself to his neglected work. Miss Porter laid aside her magazine and thumped noisily upon the typewriter, while Jimmy swept up the accumulation of peanut shells and filed letters with brisk attention. The stranger sat absorbed in bis note book, making calculations with a stub by lead pencil. '"Nice weather for crops," remarked Bray, with a slight wink toward the stenographer. Miss Porter ruffled her flaxen pompa dour and giggled. "We got our hay all in," said Jimmy nasally, as ho scuttled past the stran ger on business Intent. "You re'cllect our old black hen?" went on Bray facetiously. "Waal, by gum, she laid n egg yesterday most as big as a grapefruit. I reckon on send ing It to the county fair." "Did Mr. Dickson mention having an appointment with Mr. Tenworth this morning?" asked the rustic. A leaden silence settled on the office. Bray broke it at last. "Pen worth!" he gasped, with a sick ly smile. "J. Augustus Penworth?" The stranger nodded impatiently and glanced at his watch. "Did Mr. Dick son mention having an engagement with me?" "No, sir," returned the bookkeeper respectfully. "I thiuk he must be de tained somewhere. I'll try to trace him by phone. Jimmy, give Mr. Pen worth a seat In Mr. Dickson's ofiice." Bray disappeared within the telephone booth, with agitated countenance. "Tell that Idiot to keep away from the telephone. I'll wait till Mr. Dick son comes in," growled the visitor so savagely that Jimmy skipped to obey. The brutal message, conveyed verba tim, Mr. Bray emerged from the booth with u very red face and returned to his ledger, while Mr. Penworth ac cepted a comfortable Turkish rocker In the private otilce and lighted a long black cigar. "J. Augustus Penworth, Multimil lionaire and King of Finance." So the special article in Bray's Sunday news paper had capitalized him. His name was as well known its that of the pres ident of the republic, and the entire otilce force had laughed openly at him. Bray writhed on his high stool as he looked at the back of the millionaire's gray head, and be cursed his own bad manners In ridiculing the stranger. Bray was ambitious, and Penworth was known to be especially Interested in young men and if he knew them to be capable and willing to work could always And places for them In his nu merous Industrial plants. The book keeper had read the article In the Sun day paper, and his Imagination had been fired with the possibilities that would open out if he should ever cross the path of the great man. Here he was J. Augustus Penworth, Hd Bray had ridiculed him! It was too much, to bear Almiy, yet the book keeper solaced himself with the thought that perhaps the millionaire had been too much absorbed In his notebook to heed the Idle chattering of the office force. Bray's usual alert manner and his courteous, almost servile demeanor toward his employ er's customers would ordinarily at tract the attention of a business man. ITe welcomed a sudden acceleration of business now. ITe transacted trivial matters with a crlspness and courtesy that made Miss Porter and Jimmy open their Innocent eyes. He darted from telephone to ledger and from Do not forget that Sheiwin-Williama Arsenate of f.ead will not creiitelil:ick spots on your apples. For Fale by Mc Donald. Sewing Machines. Singer and Wheeler A Wilson styles Prices and terms to suit everyone. Ke pairingand attachments for all kinds of machines. Ofiice with Onthank & Of ten. A. II. Stone, agent Singer Co., J .i..,..i t:. ,.. ., ...rwuik-f.ll. ledger to ranlt and spoke with an air of authority. Altogether he showed himself to be a man of considerable affairs. All the time he was pleasant ly aware that the great financier had wheeled his chair about and was watching with curious lutentuess. After awhile when business had quieted down the financier beckoned the bookkeeper into the private otilce. and as the gratitled Bray paused be fore hlui Penworth usked: "How long have you been wilh Mr Dickson r "Ten years," stammered Bray ex citedly. "And I suppose you are satisfied with your position?" "Well not exactly, sir. Vou see, there Is no chance fur advancement." "H'm I can Imagine not here!" "How much is Di.-ksou paying you now?" demanded J. Augustus Pen worth. "Fifteen hundred, sir." "I'll give you three thousand," sunu ped out Penworth. "I like your looks, and you're just the sort of chap I'd like to have around yoiinc. active and businesslike. What do you siy?" Bray gasped. "Why, yes, sir-thaak you, sir! I shall bo delighted"- he stuttered. "Can you come to mo tomorrow?' asked Penworth. The bookkeeper hesitated a brief In stant, then: "Yes. sir, I will come to morrow Of course Mr. Dickson could uot expect me to refuse such an ex cellent offer," he said reflectively. "Of course not even if you have been with him ten years," rejoined Penworth grimly. "Now, Mr. er"- "Bray Harry Bray, sir." "Mr. Bray suppose you sit right down and pen a letter of resignation to Mr. Dickson. 1 like to have these matters cleared up as I go along, other wise I'm apt to forget them If you resign now I enn put you right into our main office here to till an Impor tant vacancy. There are writing ma terials here on this small table." The bookkeeper sat down and nerv ously Indited a brief epistle to his em ployer, In which he formally resigned his position, stating his reasons for doing so and generously waiving all salary due him in lieu of longer notice. This he closed in an envelope which ho sealed and addressed. Mr. Penworth held out his hand for it and regarded the envelope with n thoughtful smile. "Now that's settled," ho said, "I suppose you'll want to settle up your books, Mr. Bray. I'm rather impressed with the rapidity with which that young woman out there operates her machine. Now, I'm in need of Just such nu expert stenographer, and while I suppose it doesn't look exactly square to take Dickson's help away from him it's all in the business and I pay my people well. Send her to mo, will you?" Miss Porter was flattered and charm ed to accept a position lu the luxuri ously appointed otlices of Fenwortu & Co. at double her present salary. Soon er or later ability will meet with its proper reward, she told herself, whlU she Whs writing her letter of Instant resignation at Penworth's dictation. He held the two letters lu his hand and regarded them thoughtfully. Jimmy . drooped forlornly when he heard the whispered confidences of the other. He had not read "From Olllee Boy to Millionaire" for nothing, and here was his chance to rise. J. Augus tus Penworth was pushing people along ou the upward path. Why could not honest Jimmy Lee be among the risers? That was how it happened that he approached the great man aud respect fully asked for a job as office boy, aud he got It. Twice the sulary he had been receiving caused his eyes to spar kle Joyously. Mr. Penworth had Just told him that he could write a letter of resignation when there was the sound of rapid footsteps in the corri dor outside. Instantly t ho millionaire leaped to his feet, and Bray and Miss Porter, who were in the Hue of vision, buw him drop their letters of resignation through the letter slot Into Dicksou's closed and locked desk, and they ex changed glances of satisfaction. The outer door opened, and there was the sound of footfalls. J. Augus tus Penworth thrust aside the startled Jimmy and darted behind the tall desk, where he crouched n if In fear. "J. Augustus Penworth? Let's have a look at hlni." said a gruff voice, and two dark forms filled the doorway of the private olllee before they discov ered the millionaire and pounced upou him Just in time to wrest a revolver from his hand. "No, you don't, Mr. Mike Hennes sey, alias The Farmer, wanted for forgery and so forth! We tracked you to this building, and we've raked ev ery office with a fine toothed comb till we come to the thirteenth floor. Say, Mike, this number thirteen 's an un lucky number for you all right." The detectives laughed as they hand cuffed their prisoner, and the other asked, with a humorous wink: "J. Au gustus Penworth, are you moving in high financial circles, eh? What kind of business you been transacting here?" The prisoner stared impudently at fhe horrified faces of the bookkeeper and the stenographer and winked to ward the loc ked desk where their res ignations waited nomer Dickson's re turn. "I been studying human nature some and playing schoolteacher by learning these folks some lessons," he said, with an affected nasal drawl. Then they led him away. It was Jimmy, the office boy, who broke the ghastly silence that fol lowed his withdrawal. "I guess I b-tter dust up Mr. Dick son's office." he said virtuously. "He'll be pretty busy the next few days, and somebody's got to be on tc the JoU." Blankets and Quilts Laundered in fi thoroughly nanitary manner by the Hood River Laundry Co. Phono 123 COMING? Hood River Sunday August 6th One Jolly Nijrht Under A Biff Tent Lewis & Clark's Great Western Show SO People Presenting The Cattle King The Very Best Traveling" Band in America Majestic 10 Piece Orchestra -H-HH-H-HfHll For Sale Ten acres near town, some bearing or chard, or will trade for Hood River city property or Portland property.. Address C. S. TRUE Hood Ktvar. Oregon NORTH BEACH in the pleasure lmunt in thin pin t of the country tiiis Hummer. Its devotees re joice to learn that t hey run now 120 ami mine on a regular schedule, independent (it tides. J he popular excursion Hteiimer, "T. J. POTTER" leaven I'mi hind, Anil Street dock, DAILY. FACFI'T SATIUDAY AND SUNDAY, 8:30 A. M. SATURDAYS ONLY, 1:00 1 M. AIho the nhamcr "1IASSALO" leavim; 1'ortlainl daily, except Sunday, at H:lM) p. 111. (Saturday at 10:00 p.m.) REDUCED FARES PREVAIL From All Points in the Northwest via tint Oregon-Washington Railroad & Navigation Co. Meal cottage ami camp life, a magnifi cent bench that is not surpassed uny where, genial and benelicial climate, aud all the comforts of home without coating any more than if you remained at home. Call on or write to anv ().-W. it. it N. agent for complete informal ion ; also for copy of our summer hook, OnlingH in Oregon." WM. McMUKKAY, (ienerul 1'asscnger A Kent, O.-W. It. & X. Co., 1'ortland. Ore. Nursery Stock Hood River Grown First Class THE KIND THAT GROWS A Few Dwarf Apple, Pear and Peach C. D. Thompson HOOD RIVF.K, OREGON Money to Loan on Farm Land In Quantities from $1,000 to $20,000. with Interest at 1 W. S. NICIIOL, THE MAN WHO SELLS ORCHARD LAND OperatorsWanted Home Telephone Co. efzy? & 7 wmm he has to invent a reason for doing so. They have an excellent flavor, are rich in juices and eat as well as they look. Can't single out anything as being worthy of special praise. HOOD RIVER MARKET Hi A N K CIIANIH.F.K W. The Columbia Garage Cor. Sixth and Automobiles Automobile Supplies, (iasoline and LiibrieanlH, Automobile He puirini! a f-'peciulty. tiaa ami Steam Kidmen Overhauled, liicjctiM 1,'i piiired, (ieueral Machine Work of All licHCriptioiiH Phone IOO. M Round Trips East M I'uiil, Minneapolis, lannan Oil v, Omaha, Diiluth, Winnipeg (iO.OO Chicago Milwaukee JS.iiO St. JjiuiH 70.00 Ienver and Colorado KpringM 55.110 New York, Philadelphia 10H.60 WiiHliiliHton, llalliinore 107.50 ItoHton II 11.110 Many oilier poiuU in proportion. Dales of .1 nlv 1 to 11. 'X 17. 21 lo 2.'1. 1 ;i l:M : 1 IM I jri variety VSSG each direction. CLATSOP BEACH ON THE PACIFIC K7.00 round trip daily. Uoo.l all Hummer with Hlop-over at Axloria. ASTORIA CENTENNIAL Astoria, Oregon, Augimt 10 to September . Low Round Trips From the East All Hummer to lWtlur! and AHtoria, with stop-overs. Schedules ami lie taila c n application. Oirect train service. W. E. COM AN E. A. GIBEKT, Arfnt (ien. Freight and Tana. Agt. White Salmon, Vanh. Just What You Need AN EVER-READY PHONE PAD .1 FOR SALE AT OUR TENDER STEAKS are excellent soot here for the man that grum- Mj bles about his food. If he finds fault with our MEATS I). CMANDLKK L. K. FOUST Columbia Streets Hood River. Ore. Sale: June 111, 17, 21, 2H, 2!i, :!0, l!. ''0. '-'!. 27. 2S. Aili'UHt 8. 4. 5. II to 2S to III). Sei.teinl.er I. 2. 4 to 7. of routeg going uud returning. Ue- f 111m niiiiiuruiiipi .il. mop-ovem are uuoweii 111 Did Vou F.ver Forget and leave a mes migtt your mind be fore you conid f'.nd pa.er to wute it on? Did You F.ver Have to look around for a memorandum paper when taking a mestmc . over the phone? Did You Fver w rite a message on a blotter, the wall or the furniture and fail to take it off DiJ You F.ver Mislay a tnessage after you have taken it, when someone steps in and interrupts yon? Did You F-ver Think how easy to have the memorandum paper attached to your phone, aud you keep the whole day'B record in front of vou and check up at your leisure? I'rice Holder Complete with Roll of Paper OOc Addiiionul Rolls of Paper Trn Cents. GLACIER OFFICE