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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 19, 1911)
HOOD KIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 1011 l 1 a ' , . . SEE OUR $125 Power Sprayer IT WILL INTEREST YOU Some of these sprayers are now in use in Hood River and are "Making Good" We also have a complete stock of Myer's Hand Sprayers PRICE FROM $2.00 TO $28.00 NOTHING BETTER THAN MYER'S BLOWERS HARD WARE CO. a We Have Moved Call and See Us :; The grocery of Kinnaird & Kinsey has moved from t he Heights to the room formerly occupied by Morlan & Liatbrop nt the corner of Oak and Second htreets, down town. A call to phone 78, the name old num ber, will give you prompt delivery of the best groceries. Kinnaird & Kinsey h.Tt.t..tf1.TMT..f..T i j j it When You Clear Land Cc me to us for the best Logging and Grubbing Tools. If your old ones are worth fixing we can make them good as new. Snow & Upson, Hood River XT THE OPERA HOUSE Sole Agents for Charter Oak Stoves and Ranges We are now showing our fine large assortment of Heaters Stoves Ranges Furniture Linoleum Carpets Art Squares Mattings Rugs Tin, Graniteware In fact anything you need for the house. New and second hand. We make a specialty of Packing Furniture for shipment. Relin ing Heaters and Fur niture Repairing. 0. P. DABNEY & SONS c7heoreth2f8KUte I'll- rnitfmfcr f i r' TrT''1''., H. R. COLLEGIATES WIN WITH EASE The Hood River Collegiates displayed a great superiority over White Salmon in the game of basket ball played at the rink Thursday night. This is the second game of the season for the local team, and they showed wonderful im provement alnog the line of team work since the first game. The game Thurs- day night was characterized by the systematic playing of the locals. When the ball was in the vicinity of White Salmon's goal, Kresse or Osgood, the guards, with well low directed low throws would send it the length of the floor to the forwards, Skinner and Weaver, who consistently threw goals. One of the most sensational play of the evening was when crook Haworth, the local center, threw a goal from the center of the floor just as the referee called a foul. The White Salmon fellows played a good game individually, but were un able to advance the ball on account of lack of team work. Undoubtedly their score would have been several points larger, if luck had not been against them. Three or four times the ball seemed to deliberately roll from the basket when thrown by one of their players. When the hnal whistle blew the score stood 35 to 8 in favor of Hood River. The White Salmon line up was: Stockton, center: Cain and Keef- haver, forwards : Flynn, Hamilton and Humphry, guards. i a Describes Hood River. Many inquiries have been made rela tive to Hood River, Oregon, by those who are intereted on account of its being the new field of pastoral work of Rev. H. A. MacDonald, so we will give a little description of the place. taken from a private letter which he wrote to a former parishioner here, He says of course some of the things in their life in that far-away country tney nna nara to De reconciled to. while others are delightful. Life on the whole is rather more crude, peonle enduring hardships which would be iryinir in New r.neiana. ine citv itself testifies to this by the number of tents in which people live on their first arrival, also many live in shacks, This is often not due to poverty, but tney are trying the place and looking around to see where they will settle, or are not ready to build. The result is picturesque, for beside a well built house of two stories with plate glass windows will be situated a shack with cotton cloth windows and smoke issu ing from an old stove funnel. Some well-to-do people prefer to sleep in tents and do it the vear round. Rev. Mr. and Mrs. MacDonald and Elizabeth lve in their new bungalow with six rooms, situated under beautiful oak trees, with a fine view of the Columbia river and great Mt. Adams, twenty five miles away, rising hieh above everything, also perfectly white with its covering of snow. He says apples are the pride of Hood River and great care is taken to do things Just right in advancing their culture. The trees are set out by a surveyor to get the great est numoer 01 trees in a given piece of land in order to have straight the ines for the cultivation machine. The trees are cultivated at certain times and sprayed. Arlington, Mass., Advo cate. Bills Allowed by County Court. Blowers Hdw. Co., nails, $2.40. Bushong & Co., trial balance book. We have about 300 pairs Shoes, broken sizes, that we are of fering very cheap. Winter Goods Sale Ladies' Kid Gloves, worth up to $1.50, for 98c. They have been tried on. $3. Walt Bradley, bl'ksmith work, J7.30, John Elder, coyote scalp, $1.50. H. R. Light & Power Co.. lieht and water, jh.ou. Hood River Glacier, printing, $6.50. Howell Bros., bl'ksmith work, $2.30. Home Tel. Co., phone rent, $4.25. T. Lacey. preparing election booth. $3. W. F. Larawav. repairing transit. $1.25. L. E. Morse, expense acct., $29.90. Pac. Tel. & Tel. Co., long dvst. $.75. E. C. Smith, incidentals, $7.30. Geo. Sheppard, hall rent, $10. State of Oregon, care of feeble minded, $32.56. Wood & Huggins, supplies for indi gent, $8. Kinnaird & Kinsey, supplies for indi gent, $8.75. Shaw & Bronson, care of indigent. $7.50. J. F. Hendrick. supplies for indigent. $15. C. IJ. Thompson, expenses, $10. Keir & Cass, supplies for indigent. $3.40. Stanley-Smith Lumber Co.. supplies. $67.83. J. B. Clark, work in clerk's office. $32.40. Mrs. J. B. Hunt, allowance for Dec. $10. A. O. Hershey, sawing wood, $1.50. Capt. C. P. McCan. rent of office. $10. OakAJrove Store, supplies for road. $7.85. B. F. Eadelman, salary, $123.75. Thad Glazier, salary, $27.50. L. W. Tomlinson, salary, $20.90. F. A. Massee, salary, $42.50. Hans Lage, salary, $77.50. C. B. Jensen, salary, $57.40. Geo. D. Culbertson, incidentals, $18. School Dist. No. 3, typewriter, $25. Four Thousand a Year There has been forty thousand prescriptions filled at this store in the past ten years. We fill prescriptions strictly according to the doctor's orders. No substitutes. CHAS. N. CLARKE The Glacier Pharmacy Collins Hot Springs Alleged Fake. A report from the Telegram of Janu ary Jo says that a cunningly devised arrangement Dy which common mineral springs were converted into immense- valuable hot springs, with their source presumably in the very bowels ot tne eartn, is alleged by Fred A. Young in a suit filed in the Circuit Court this morning to have been the means by which he was duped, as he alleges, into paying $92,250 for the Collins Hot Springs, Skamania County, Washington, by C. B. Belcher. Young says he opened negotiations with Belcher last November, and that he looked over the hotel, power plant, springs and baths at the famous resort. He says Belcher represented to him that the water had its source in subter ranean springs and that it came to the surface neated naturally to about 118 degrees Fahrenheit. This natural heat made the water exceedingly valuable for medicinal purposes, so Young says Belcher assured him. On these representations, so Young declares, he agreed on November 16 to pay Belcher $52,250 for his rights in the springs and hotel and to pay the O. R. & N. $40,000 for rights it was represented by Belcher as holding. After he took possession. Young says he made a more careful examina tion into the resources of the hot water and found that it was piped from a surface soring in a small nine. This small pipe, he says, passed through a larger pipe, all very cun ningly concealed, and while inclosed in the larger pipe, a jet of steam was played (on it, heating the water to a nigh tempertature. In view of these facts, as he represents them, Young wants judgment against Belcher for $42,500. We nre especially desirous of cleaning up as 80011 as possible on all winter goods and are making some v attractive priceH. erj LADIES' AND MISSES' COATS I CHILDREN'S COATS 1-4 OFF 1-3 Off Regular Price Now is the" time to buy warm Coats for all tiV family. This means a $15.00 ('oat for $10.00, ami a $10.00 Coat for $G.G5, anil so on from the highest to the ftlHO int'ldo in this sale nt greatly reduced cheapest. ' pnVos: Kamonas, Bath Robes, Wool Blankets, 25 PER CENT OFF Underwear, Sweaters, Ladies' On Men's and Boy's Warm Coats. No marked upgoods, and Men'8 Suits but loni tied reductions. Wo nml the money more We reserve the right to withdraw the prices we are of- than the goods, so we make the price to get the money, fering after January 20th. Black Cat Hosiery HmOA A 41 AG? A H American Beauty liliiUU vIKI I 111 crsets, guaranteed is the very best JI UfaCL 11 VI V VSVTO to fiU a11 recluire- JjJj ments. GLACIER SLIDES There was a Hood River man, who made a resolution: "I'll drink no more," he said, "because it hurts my constitution." For one whole week he bravely kept his lips away from "likker," and then resolved that he would let his constitution flicker. Some of the Hood River hoys are somewhat surprised at the girls who attend the skating rink because there are so many of them pigeon-toed. A Hood River young man who is a little flush has been engaged six times and is now known among the gentler sex as the "Relief Corps." A kindly warning to our volunteer tire department laddies, never kick a live wire while it is down. It was stated at the time the tariff was passed on stockings it would help to keep them up, but such is not the case in Hood River. Some Hood River men never think of flirting with a woman, unless it be with a hotel waitress. It is spring alright in Hood River, but the furnace still needs fixin'. New year poetry and Hood River apples are on the market, but the apples are worth the most. You can't judge Hood River people by their clothes until you have seen the family wash on the line. It has just leaked out that a Hood River girl had a corn removed and gave it to her steady for Christmas for a watch charm. There is one Hood River man who is so economical that he takes his bath with his unaer clothes on. thereby saving laundry bills. ; There are some married folks living in tiooa Kiver who might study har mony without taking musical lessons. When it is announced now-a-davs that two hearts have been made happy it is difficult to tell whether a mar riage or a divorce has been pulled off. The Hood River girl who has been engaged three or four times must have a heart as badly mussed as her top bureau drawer. One lady clerk asked another vest, r- day where she was going, and the other replied, "I'm goin' to feed n:y iace. It is understood that a China "Tape worm More" with a "Slop Sluev" joint in connection will be opened in Hood River. The latest trust is that of the niann manufacturers. It does not incude the girl who persists in practicing when people want to sleep. A lady clerk in one store became n diBgusted with the way the boss kept the place that she purchased a broom and did the sweeping herself. When a gentleman sitting on a ce ment step the other day was asked what he was doing there, replied "Oh, I am just trying to warm up a bit." One Hood River girl hung her stock ing up Christmas eve and the next morning it was full. Some one dur ing the night put a lead pencil in it. A Hood River man knows that he ought to have life insurance, but he hates to give any agent the satisfac- ton of thinking that he talked him into it. mere was man in our man in our town, and he was wondrous wise; he saia ne a do business, and never adver tise. He opened up a storeroomjbut never made a sale: the sheriff came and got him, and put him in jail. SCIENTIFIC MOTHERHOOD. Oil, deary me! Oh. deary me! That such a thing should ever be That motherhood should come at last And 'mongst the sciences be classed. With chemistry, astronomy And k and entom olony! I'm mlKhty glad, you may be sure. My mother was an amateur. The scientific mother logs Her Infant like a thlnx of cors, And cradles now no longer rock. Lest nervous systems they shall shock. The child Is placed within a sllng A sort of antiseptic stvlnK And not too fast and not too slow FSjIr science sways him to and fro. The little babe's no longer pressed Against his untaught mother s hreast, liut held at arm s leiiKth, so that he May gather girth expansively. And when his little tummy's tilled With milk and pepsin thrice distilled Ha W to dreamland by Lae rule On couch of medicated wool. The mother's kiss Is obsolete, As also Is her hug so sweet, llccause that dearest kiss of youth Holds microbes dangerous, forsooth! And every show of mother love, With eyes lit like, tho skies above, Ib quite forbidden lest It serve To enervate the Infant nerve. No scientific mother cheers With baby talk the Infant ears, But molds his character with speech Buch as the Icy purists teach, And lullabies and soothing hand To send him Into slumberland Cold science treats with sniffs and shrugs As merely sentimental drugs. And when, perehnnee, the science kid Hath done something that Is forbid He does not feel the gentle tap Face down across his mother's lap. Put, shivering with fear and awe, Is tausht tho majesty of low That Justice holds a flaming sword Though virtue's still Its own reward. And when the child of science plays 'Tis all In scientific ways. He may not pull his daddy's hair Or play his grandad Is a bear. A game like that would give, raise notions of zoology, And fairy tales aro all tabooed By scientific motherhood. Toor little chap, by science bred, On rule and regulation fed! To go through all your baby time With ne'er a song or nursery rhyme And not a bit of natural play To cheer you on your baby way! Great Scott, I'm mighty glad, I'm sure, My mother was an amateur! Judge. A SEASONABLE TALE. DIDN'T APPEAL TO SATAN. Plan Fall you see. N WHY HESITATE? An Offer That Involves No Risk For Those Who Accept It. We are so positive our remedy will competely relieve constipation no mat ter how chronic it may be, that we offer to furnish it free of all cost if it fails. Constipation is caused by weakness of the nerves and muscles of the large intestines or descending colon. To expect a cure you must therefore tone up and strengthen those organs and restore them to healthier activity. We want you to try Rexall Orderlies on our guarantee. They are eaten like candy, and are particularly ideal for children. Thev act directly on the nerves and muscles of the bowels. They have a neutral action on the other organs or glands. They do not purge or cause any inconvenience whatever. They will positively overcome chronic or habitualconstipation and the myriads of associate or dependenl chronic ailments. Try Rexall Orderlies at our risk. Two sizes.l 0c and 25c. Sold onely at ou store-The Rexall Store. C. A. Plath. Chamlierlin's Cough Remedy never disapoints those who use it for obstinate coughs, colds and irritations of the throat and lungs It stands unrivalled as a remedy for all throat and lung dis eases, fjold by all dealers. OVEMTtER'S shades were falling fait Vt hen In a house it box was cast With these words writ In letters vast : "Not to ho opened till Christmas." The housewife sighed: "Ah, me! Ah. me! Tho con touts I should like to see! Those words stare tantallzlngly, Not to be opened till Christmas." The householder looked day by d'iy And said, "1 full) my hands would lay L'pon the sign that turns mo gray- Not to he opene.l till Christmas." Hut whn the parents turned their hacks The children stayed not their attacks, But split thut legend with an ax "Not to be opened till Christmas." The moral, then, would seem to he, Don't plijue folks' curiosity, By writing most bromldlcully, "Not to ho opened till Christinas." Arthur Chapman In lH-nver Republican. In an Emeraency. When you are in the parlor with a beautiful young treat lire mid the elec tric lights suddenly go out while you are seated beside her on the divan, collect your wits, 'tell her not to lio alarmed nnd search through your pockets until you find n match. Strike It nnd ask her If she can And a can dle. When riding In the rear sent of un auto going sixty miles an Irmr uml It skids toward the edge of u precipice, If there Is u young vkiii.iii beside you bid her not to become frightened. Step lightly out of the unto nnd tele phone the repair num. When chatting with a lady of some forty-live summers who Is seriously contemplating matrimony and who leads the conversation around to a point where you must commit your self, If she allows her hand to fall near yours nnd looks hingiilshly Into your eyes and askH yini If you do not believe there are times when a "girl" Is justified in telling a man that alio loves him do nut wait for your lint and cane. Send a ine-c-enger for them next day. When you are sitting at luncheon with n young lady and one of your creditors approaches and duns you for the bill, turn to Mini languidly nnd pay him, remarking that It Is n pleas ure to you to be able to lend him the money. If lip offers you a receipt wave j our hand airily nnd say that his word Is sullicieiit-lie need not glvt you his note. CUli-ogo Evening Post. to Changs Woman's Lives In Hadsa. THE Drat asHlHtant gpeclallst In the torture Invention department pre sented himself one bright, warm morning in front of tils Satanic maj lesty J "Sire," he said persplrlngly. "I hare Invented an entirely new thlng-for certain women." "What is tho plau?" "Unique nnd effective. I Urst take a woman and give her nothing to do." "Admirable: Thut alone is worth the price of admlsslou." said Ida majesty satirically. "1 then Instill into her mind a secret and terrible desire to have children and a supreme selflBhticKH which makes her shrink from all the conse quencesmaternal Instinct versus ease and comfort and all that sort of thing." "Lovely contrast!" "Isn't It? Whlpnawlng. Then I sur round her with slaves, who Impose upon her, at every opportunity." "Uniph! Does she know i lint they secretly despise her?" "Oh, certainly. She knows It. aud she is obliged to ignore it" "Ah! That's rather good." "Then I keep making her chuuge her clothes all the time Ottiug. lacing, tightening. She Just can't help it. Eternally dissatisfied, always envying some one else and hoping that the next thing will do. 1 Hatter myself that this Is delicately and luslstently lui iurlng." "Oh, you do, do you? Well, proceed." "1 next Instill Into her an abnormal appetite for food. This tends to make her fat. I"at Is her horror. She bus nothing to do but eat, and all sorts of dishes are constantly before her. Vet if she does eat she becomes fatter nnd fatter. Eh? How's that? Your able mind will perceive the continuous men tal and physical distress." "I'lcase don't detiue the thing. Just give tho facts. Go on." "Well. I Oil her with a restlessness. Oh, 1 can hardly describe that rest lessness. It Is beautiful. It keeps her up night and day. She Is always go ing, going, never satisfied. Oiled with envy, wondering whether she cannot find something new and ever being disappointed. Then there are some lit tle touches of my own. For example, I have thought of a plan of making her wear hair, mountains of hair, and of- IIls Satanic majesty waved hlrn off with a gesture of disdain. "My boy," be said, "1 really bad hopes of you, but this won't do at all." "Don't you like It?" "Why, you red beaded cinder, don't you know that you are about fifty years behind the times? Co and take a radi um bath aud see If you can't get some of the cobwebs out of your brain." Life. Methodical Fishing. Jim McDermit, the lawyer, baa a great fund of darky dialect stories. The one he most delights to tell fol lows: "A traveling salesman In a southern town came to a small pond. An old negro was lolling contentedly In tht sun with fishing rod In hand. The salesman paused and watched the fish ing. After watching for half an hour without seeing the least sign of a bite be asked how the fish were biting. Tho fisher looked surprised. "'Why, boss,' he exclaimed, 'dere ain't no fish In dla yere pond. Dere never was a flsb lu It' "'Well, what do you fish for?' the salesman wanted to know. " 'So' my old woman can see dat I ain't got uo time to chop wood fer de flro,' the negro answered."-Newark Star. say A Misunderstanding. Census Taker What did you your name Is? Editor of the Century-B. TJ. John sou. Census Taker What difference doen It make whether I am Johnson or not? You've got to answer the questions I ask or get arrested. What did you say your name Is ? Somervllle Journal. SOCIETIES. HOOD KIVER LODUE NO. 1U6. A. K. and A. M. Meets Hatorday evening on or before each full moon. duo. I. Hi-ocoh, W. M 1. McDonald, Secretary. Hood River Commsndery No. U.K. T Meets every first Tuesday evening each month. C. K. MAHMHaLL, KIT y. H. Davidson, Recorder. MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. 8. R. AH, M. Meets In Masonic Hall every third Tuesday In each month. W. K. Lara way, T. I. M. A. D. Mm, Rec. Mel Hrst aud third Krlday'iilrhti of eaca A. 1). Mob, H. I'. UM)1 Rl VKtt CHAITKK NO. . R. A. month. V. C. Ukock, Hecretarv lOOl) KIVKK CUAJ'J'KK NO. 86, O. K 8 -Meets secoud and fourth Tuesday evening or each mouth. Visitors cordially welcomeoT Man. V. U. Thompson, W. M. Mi as alta Poolk, Hecratary. "" D1.KW1LDK lOPUE NO. 107, I. O. O. Meet lu Fis erual btll, every Thursday nlsbt. J. M. H. HMSI.TZKB, N. U. Jiao. Thomson, Secretary ODKN KNCAMPMKNT, NO. 4,7.o7o. V. ttjnlar meeting second and fourth Mondays I uhcu month. j. H. Kkkuuson, C. 1 Oko. HiiKfAKt), Hcrlbe. t'AUKEL KKHEKAlToDUKlu7s77iTo. O. '. Meets first and third Mondays In eacb. month. Mm, KutitKNcit HciiMKi.iaitB.N.U. Mas. Lilian Smith, Secretary. -tKMP LoUOK, No. 181, 1, O. O. K.-Meeu In. Odell odd Fellows' hull every Hal ur day night. Visitors cordially welcomed. O. II. IUioadks, N.U. K. Ij. Kiti jo, 8ki - ilAZKL KKKUKAH boUUK No. 166, 1.O.O.K. Meet the Ural ami third Tuesday eveulug lu each month In the Odd Fellows Hull, seveu miles mhiUi of Hood River, K. 1. I. Mrs Violet Maaiker, N. ti. Uerlrude Clark. See .0. W. meets the 2d and 4th Wednesdays each mouth at K.ol P. hall. Vlsllorsoor. dlally invited. W. K. Bhav, O. C. 1.oyu Hi'tlui.iN, Clerk. lOOD R1VEU:1UC1,K NO. W4, WOM KNOV Woodcran-Meeui at H. of k'. hall on the Drst aud Third 1 hutsdaya of each mouth. Mkb. Wm. Uanukh, N.U. MB. H. W. Wait. Clerk. AUCOMA l.ODOh. Ni. 30, "k, OK Meets lu K. of P. hall every T uesday night. AKTMllH CLARK. K, C, Tj. LKWItt 8. lUKNBKHU, K. ol K. a ml b. iOOD KIVKK CAMP, No. 7,7uu, M. W. A. Meets lu i. o. O. If . hall every Wedueaday night. i1 kan K tiuuy, V. (J. C.U. Dakin, Clerk. tUVERHIDKLODUKNO. 68 A. O. U. W. Meets Ural aud third Halurdaya of eaoh month. K. E. Chapman, M. W. Ufcin. hlooom, Klnanoier CiiitaiKKHuura, Recorder. JL-KTA AHHKMHLY NO. KM. ITNITEU ART-inana.-MeeU the first aud third Wednes days, work; second and fourth Weduusdayi Artlaaua' hall. c. U. lliNHicna, M. A. W. H. Austin Secretary. JOUKT HOOP RIVER NO. it, KOKEMTKRM oi;Amerl(,-MeUi every Thuraday eveulug at 8 o'clock. A, C. Lovts, c. R. w. U. Ai.niino, Secretary. JAN BY POUT, NO. 16, G. A. R.-MEKT8 AT. A. O. U. W. hall, Necoud aud lourih Satur days of each month at 'I o'clock p. in. All U. A. R. members Invited u meet with us, O. II. Dak kb, Coiuuiauder. B. P. Blvtiik, Adjutaul. ANBY W. R. C.No. 18 MKETH HECOND aud fourth Saturdays of eacb Mouth lu A. O. U. W. hall at X p. tu. Mishci.aka Rlythi, President. MAT Fkknald, Secretary. MOUNTAIN HOME CAMP No. 8-W9, R. N. A. Meets at I. O. O. K. Hall on the second and fourth Fridays ol eaoh month. Man. Phil Htuhk, O. Mrs. C. U. Dakin, Recordei PAYNTEK liODOE No. 1(110, M. H. A. neuta first and third Fridays of each month UK. off. ball. Carson I1u,:ki.in. Pres. AUO. UUIONAMD, her. MT. HOOD LODUK No. !US, 1. O. O. F.-Meets every Saturday evening to Orlbtile's ball Mt. Hood. U. W. Dimmick, See, A. M. Kkli.kv, N. O. HOOIl RIvER VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY Hood River, Ore. E. H. Hartwlg, Pres. Harold Hersbuer.Hec. Leslie Hutlor, Treaa. OKKMON UHAPK RE1IEKAH LODGE NO. IHl.l.O. O. K. Meets second and fourth Wednesdays in each mouth lu Grtbble's Hall, Mt. liood, Ore. Mrs. Mamie Dlmuilck, N. U. Mrs. Nettle Oribble, See. WAUNA TEMPLE, No. 6, PYTHIAN 8IH TERM, meet every first and third Tuesdays of each month. Mrs Corlne Strauahau, M. E. C. Kate M. Frederick, M. ot It. aud C. S00-SP0KANE ROUTE THE SHORT LINE TO MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL AND ALL POINTS EAST EQUIPMENT: Electric-lighted Observation Cars anil Standard Sleepers, the most up-to-date Tourist Cars and through diners. Through tickets to all points east are on sale by your local agent at hiwett current fares. Details Berths Literature CM. JACKSON Trav. Puss. Agt. CEO. A. WALTON Gen. Agt. Pass. Dept 14 Wall St., Spokane
