HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY, JANUARY 12, 1911 riri nn S II I 11111 'I ;l.Sv Is exactly what you'd say if you saw a man going to an orchard to trim trees, taking a knife, a fork, a hammer and a pump gun to do the work. Again, if you saw him going to such work with a Happy Thought Pruning Knife you would say: "That man is of sound mind and good judgment I would like to see him work," not realizing that he had all these implements with him but harmoniously and effectively assembled. A FORK to hold and a Knife to cut. How natural and how commonly used together as every body knows, and just as successfully in the Happy Thought Pruning Knife as at the table. A PUMP GUN. This movement when put into quick action means speed and results. Every up-to-date hunter who has peeped into the small branches of a tree knows the advantages of a pump gun over the old kind with a slow lever trigger. A HAMMER. At first sight you don't see it, but it is there and is an important factor. The handle sleeve that you pull and strike with is of metal and has weight. When pulled quickly it does the busi ness just like a hammer when hitting a nail on the head. HAPPY THOUGHT is not made or intended to do heavy work but to cut any live limb from the smallest, to say five-eights or three-quarters of an inch in diameter, depending upon the hardness of the wood. It is made especially for setting back, budding, shaping and thinning out the thick growth. It is a general utility knife and good for anyone to possess. The handle is made in either six or eight foot lengths. The fork is more rapid than a hook on small limbs. The knife has a great leverage. A spring returns the knife to place after a pull. The speed with which work can be done is remarkable. Happy Thought is made of the best material that can be produced. While one may imagine what this knife will do, it must be seen and operated to be fully appreciated. Come in and get one to try out for yourself. You don't have to take our word for it. And, then, We have the big brother of the Happy Thought, called the Kansas Pruning Knife, Here is a tool hard to explain on paper. It is for heavier work than the Happy Thought, and constructed on entirely different principles, but is just as effective in its work. 52 Years on 75 Cents Reprirs Would ,you lik ii Separator that will do 52 yours' work in a ten-cow dairy on 7." cents for repairs? Tho Last Forever Sharpies Tubular is just the kind. Tulmlars axe different from all other separ ators. Dairy Tubulars luive waist-low supply cans, wholly enclosed and entirely self-oiling ""ears, a simple bowl, sus pended from a frictionless hull bearing. GET ALL THE FACTS SEND FOR CATALOGUE Petaluma Incubators and Brooders 1 4t-rr.i,.i2:-n4 jUwt There are the days when .poultry and eggs show big profits. Are you getting your share? Look around and see if you don't find a place where you could keep a few chickens. 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"The Sprayer With the Trouble Left Out" SEND FOR IT: THAT'S ALL IMPLEMENT VAUGHAN COMPANY THAT'S ENOUGH Real Estate Lansfers. Liat of real est nto transfers in Ilooil River County for Hie week ending Jan uary 7, 11)11, as reported ly The Hootl River Abstract Co. H. L. Goodrich to C. 1.. Curry and 1 A. Klemmer; 6 Bereft on Belmont road. Mary E. Reavis and husband to Orrie B. Nye; 20 acres south of town. E. L. Tennock to Lizzie M. Sun ford; small tract near Cascade Locks. Charles 1. Sonnichsen to L. J. Jor gensen; 10 acres near Green l'oint. Orton A. Grehiitn to Charles 1'. Lloyd; 10 acres in Upper Valley. K. T. Foils to Eturo Gaka; 20 acres in Wilow Flat. Frank Chandler to Thomas J. Tiles; 80 acres on tho East Side. Orton A. Graham to W. C. Repass ; 20 acresin'Upper Valley. Orton A. Graham to Frederick J. Fewings: 20 acres in Upper Valley. Frederick .1. Fewings to Orton A. Graham: 10 acres in Upper Valley. Mary Colmrn Allen to Paul M. Col lins, Arthur E. Center and Charles 11. Carter, 33.3 acres in Crupper district. Fir cordwood for sale. Phono 18$. L Tho Hood River team will go to Stevenson January 20. A boat will be chartered and many of the I Huh School students anil other (enthusiasts will ac company their team, the boat return ing after the game. The "lucky" Assembly. The next Assembly dance will be given tomorrow evening in the new tteilbronner hall and since it happens to be "Friday, the Thirteenth" the party will be the "Lucky" Assembly. Four of the informal assemblies were Riven during the fall and early winter at the Commercial Club and the dances proved very pleasant affairs. The new lleilbronner miilding has a much larger tloor and Messrs. James E. Montgom ery and Charles L. Wheeler who are sponsors for the affairs have moved the scene of festivities into the new hall. The music tomorrow evening will be under the direction of C. G. Newman with some extra pieces and the event promises to be one of the most successful of the season. Fire, automobile and su-eident Itisur since. Y. Fdwurds & Co., Agents. Phone 21. Teachers Entertain Patrons. A large number was present at the reception given last Thursday evening by the Hood River teachers to their students and patrons. The entertain ment was of an informal order and was held at the rooms of the Commer cial Club. urof. J. O. McLaughlin de livered an address of welcome, and in his remarks gave some helpful sugges tions both to teachers and parents. Such entertainments, he said, were not only pleasant in a social way but were also beneficial, in that they brought teacher and patron into a closer rela tionship. Miss Gladys Reavis sang a very delightful solo. Miss Reavis, Miss Ruth Harbison and Miss Aldine Rartinoss, in attractive costume, ren dered " The Three Old Maids of Dun dee," and when encored sang "Tho Old Oaken Racket." Miss Adrienne Epping recited a humorous sketch from 1 rish life. After the rendition of the program light refreshments were served. These refreshments had been prepared by the High School classes of domestic science. The teachers were very much gratified because of the largo number present and by the interest that was manifested by the patrons. Change in Firm. F. C. Sexton having sold his interest in tho Fine Grove Box & Lumber Co. to A. C. Pierce, we would like to col lect all debts in order to close tho hooks. The business hereafter will be conducted by Mark Cameron and A. C. Pierce and known as the Pine Grove Hex Co. Piue Grove Box & Lumber Co. The Revival Continues. The revival meetngs at the Alliance Chapel will continue each evening this week. There will also be a meeting, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday afternoon "at 2:30. Next Sunday, Jan uary 15, there will be an all day meet ing. The Gospel Singers, of Chehalis, Wash., will sing at each service. Come earlv so as to get a seat. C. E. Perry, Pastor. Monev to loan in small amounts. T. D. Tweedy, on the Height?. tf Shoes made or repaired at Johnson'. Will Organize 0. A. C. Club. The Hood River members of the Oregon Agricultural College Alumni held an enthusiastic meeting in the University Club rooms Saturday and made plans for the organization of an O. A. C. Club for Hood River county. There will be another meeting in the near future when all former students of the College are expected to attend. Tho College has a large number of representatives in the valley and they are planning some interesting social events. Old Soldier Tortured. "For years I suffered unspeakable torture from indigestion, constipation and liver trouble." wrote A. K. Smith, a war veteran at trie, Pa., "but Dr. King's New Life Pills fixed me all right. They're (imply great. "Try them for any stomach, liver or kidney trouble. Only 2rH- at Chas. N. Clarke. SINGER SEWING MACHINE CO. New Hood River salesroom opposite First National Bank. Machines sold, rented, exchanged, repaired.' Needles and supplies. tf Meet Grand Lodge Officers. The Women of Woondcraft held an interesting session in the K. of P. hall Thursday evening, January 5, at which 20 new members were instructed in the mysteries of Woodcraft. The Grand Guardian, Mrs. C. C. Van Ors dall, and Grand Banker, Miss Berta Sumner, of Portland, were present and both gave very interesting talks to the new members and encouraged the offi cers in their work. Miss Sumner organized Hood River Circle No. 524 seven years ago and was warmly welcomed by both old and new members. The floor work was put on by the Guard in a very efficient manner. The officers were all well versed in their work and gave their charges impres sively. The Circle with such faithful work ers and so many new members certain ly has a bright future before it. At their next meeting January 19, they will have a large class of candidates, also installation of officers. An enjoy able banquit was held after the meeting. Advent Christian Church. Until further notice the service will commence at 2 o'clock p. m. when the vunday school meet. Preaching ser vice at 3 o'clock. No morning or even ing service. The new arrangement is made in the interest of pastor's living at a distance living a, who finds it diffi cult to travel over bad roads in the dark. For several Sunday afternoons our topics will be doctrinals. Come and hear. All welcome. Pastor, J as. Davison. Chamberlin's Cough Remedy is not a common, every-day cough mixture. It is a meritorious remedy for all trouble some and dangerous complications re sulting from cold in the head, throat, chest or lunjis. Sold by all dealers. House to Rent Modern bungalow on Oak St., $30 month. Six room house ou Cascade, 10 month. Five room house on Cascade $10 mouth. John Leland Henderson, Inc. Buy your butter, guaranteed fresh eggs, cream and milk from the Purity Dairy Co., phone 68L. Davidson Bldg