flrjflb.ftiVM fiUOifia ggbflSbifr, July i, .y03.
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HAPPENINGS IN
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- Hobo ft Itunian Ostrich.
Marshfleld In order to satisfy a
crarinc; for drink, Frank Durga, a
tramp, ha a been amusing the fre
quentera of saloons by eating glass
and swallowing small articles when
Ma audience would glre him a glass
of whiskey. He fa now psylng the
score for his unnatural trick and the
surgical operation to which he sub
mitted at Mercey Hospital, In North
Bend, resulted In a discovery which
the local physicians say surpasses
anything they ever saw or heard of.
The man was sick and it was decided
that some foreign substance had
lodged in his stomach. Physicians
opened the man's stomach and after
several hours' work removed the fol
lowing collection of articles: Three
Jack knives, one end of knife handle,
three door keys, one mall key, three
five-cent pieces, 15 cYjies, one end of
metal fishing rod, ffc- large loaded
rifle shells, three small shells, 17
horseshoe nails, one fish hook, two
finishing nails, one shingle nail, one
eight-penny nail, 173 pieces of glass,
some of which were lanper than the
Anger nail.
Some of the glass had penetrated
the membrane of the stomach and
the most delicate dissection was nec
essary for its removal. The man is
apparently getting along very weil
and unless some unexpected compli
cations arlBO he will get well. Soon
after the operation he said he was
hungry and asked for substantial
food, the light fare usually given the
hospital patients not satisfying him.
Court Declares Tax Law Invalid.
McMlnnville That the law pre
scribing the apportionment of state
taxes conflicts with the Oregon con
stitution and Is therefore Invalid Is
the gist of a decision rendered in the
Circuit Court here last week In the
circuit court by Judge Galloway.
The case at hand was the suit
brought by Yamhill county to pre
vent payment of alleged excessive
taxes to the state treasurer. The
suit read, "County of Yamhill vs.
County Treasurer Foster and State
Treasurer Steel," wherein the form
er is enjoined from paying and the
latter from collecting the sum of
$22,482 excessive state tax for 1907,
alleged to have been wrongfully and
arbitrarily apportioned to'this county
by the state board.
The state law which Judge Gallo
way has held unconstitutional re
quires each county to pay a specified
proportion of the total tax. The pro
portion which each county must pay
was fixed by the act of 1901 and was
determined by taking an average of
the assessments of each of the coun
ties for a period of five years prior
thereto, it was originally intended
that this plan should remain In oper
ation for five years only and that
thereafter each county should pay
Btate taxes In proportion to its coun
ty expenditures, but subsequent leg
ls'lve sessions postponed until 1912
the time when the new system of ap
portionment would go into effect.
TERRIBLE WRECK AT OAKLAND.
Engine Dashes Into Smoking Oar
Seven Killed mid :; Injured.
Oakland, Cal. July 7. The nar
row-gauge local, bound from the
Alameda Mole into Oakland, crashed
into the Santa Cruz train No. 57
bound for the' Oakland Mole at 7:10
o'clock July 4, killing or Injuring all
of the passengers in the Santa Cruz
train smoking-car.
Seven were killed and over 30 la
The collision was on tu
erosslng of the Narrow Gauge s.ai
main lines, opposite the Webster
street bridge. The engine of the
Alameda train, which was running
with tender ahead, cut into the
Santa Cruz train smoklng-cnr about
10 feet from the front.
The wreck of the coach contain
ing Its dead and screaming wounded
was hurled on Its side, with the Ala
meda local tender burled In the
wreckage. The baggage coach of
the Santa Cruz train, which was in
front of the smoker, was derailed
and half-way upset. Both locomo
tives were derailed.
Practically all those in the smoker
were pinned In the wreck and their
cries for help followed the terrific
crash of the trains coming together.
Some were able to dig themselves
14; Boise, September 9 and October
8; Moscow, September 9 and October
14; Pocatello, October 9.
Expelled Student Sues Prof. CUrk.
San Francisco, July 7. Claudius
Raymond, & Stanford College student
whose home is in Denver and who
was expelled from the college last
May by the students' affairs com
mute on a charge of writing obscene
letters, has instructed a firm of law
yers to bring suit for heavy dam
ages against Professor A. B. Clark,
chairman of the commute. Ray
mond's father Is now on his way
from Denver to assist In the prosecu
tion of the case. Handwriting ex
perts have been retained In Ray
mond's behalf.
SELECTED AT ItAMHIM.
Kid Kims.
These bags will get back of wall ps
per, and no difference bow much on
may clean a room tbey will get Into
the furniture. It takes heroic meas
ures to get rid of them. Often the pa
per around the doors and windows will
be the haunts of these pests. The best
way to do is to repaper the house, first
washing the walls with a solution of
crude carbolic acid in water. Carbolic
acid mixed with turpentine and spray
ed through an atomizer will destroy
the bugs. Corrosive sublimate, a dead
ly poison, can be poured into an old
tin cup and the springs and bed rail
ings scrubbed with a small paint brush
dipped into the fluid. Wear heavy kid
gloves or rubber ones when working
with this deadly poison and do not
leave It where the children can reach
It. Iron beds can be scalded, and so
can the springs. A lighted taper or
candle will kill eggs In small crevices
and drive out the bugs where It la im
possible to reach them. The hardest
beds to clean are folding, beds and
couches. The latter should be taken
into the yard and saturated with gaso
line. It soon evaporates. All bed
clothing should be thoroughly washed,
for they are often the means of keep
lug pests In the house, as eggs are
hatched In some of the folds and can
not be seen. Old husk mattresses are
certain to be filled with eggs and bugs,
so a bonfire for the filling Is the only
sure result of killing them In the mat
tress. Wash the cover and fill with
new busks or clean' straw.
Girls who desire to make a good Im
pression, who desire men to respect
and admire, must pay attention to
the smallest details. Carefully mended
gloves, tidy shoe laces, scrupulously
clean lace even If It bears evidence
of mending are all indicative of neat
ness and self respect. A girl who
looks after her personal appearance
will see that the home is scrupulously
tidy and orderly.
There Is an old proverb that "ifa
bad to be poor, but It's doubly bad to
look poor." The girl who is tidy and
neat In the little details of her dress
will not show the empty state of her
purse nearly so much as she who al
lows her clothes to become draggled
and unkempt, and the tidy girl will
certainly be far more likely to meet
a good and worthy man, whose hon
est, strong hands will labor for her.
"Well," said the cheerful wife, who
thought she had a soprano voice, "if
the worst comes to the worst I could
keep the wolf from the door by sing
ing." "I don't doubt that would do It," re
plied her pessimistic husband, "but
suppose the wolf should happen to be
deaf?"
Water which has been purified by
boiling should be placed Instantly In
bottles and sealed. When cool the bot
tles should be placed on lee. None but
the manufactured hygienic Ice should
be placed directly In drinking water.
Prunes should be started very slow
ly for some two and a half hours; then
add a little sugar nnd allow them to
cook for half an hour loi$er.
A tittle milk added to the water In.
which silver Is washed will help to
keep It bright
Wouldn't 1 run iu
"You reckon you'd make de trip tet
heaven ef dar wuz a elevator gwlue
dar?"
"No, suh! Kaze I well knows M I
wuz in dot elevator de devil would ba
sho' ter be pulllu' de rope!" -Atlanta
Constitution.
Mussulman Law Against Painting.
"Do you paint?" I asked, going; to
ward the eawl, disguising my sur
prise at meeting with such disregard
of Mussulman customs In this ortho
dox household.
"No, not painting, just playing. It
Is only an Impression, not a reproduc
tion, of one of Allah's realities." Good
Mussulmans do not believe In "repro
ducing Allah's realities," yet there
stood on the easel a charming pastel.
Even orthodox Moslems I saw were
not above beating the devil round the
stump.
"How very beautifulT' I exclaimed.
"Alahe Hanum, yon are an artist."
"Pray, pray, young Hanum," she
protested, a little frightened, I
tnougfat; "pray do not say such things.
I am not an artist I only play with
the colors."
"Let me see some more of your
playing," I persisted.
Rather reluctantly, though wishing
to comply with her guest's desires
he brought out s large portfolio con
taining several pastels and water col
ors, and we sat down on a rug to
examine them. Whether they were
well done or not I cannot tell, but
they were full of life and happiness.
The curious pnrt was that whenever
she painted any outdoor life she paint
ed It from her window, and on the
canvas first was the window and then
through It yon saw the landscape as
she saw It Demetra Vaka Brows to
Appleton's.
LOW
EAST
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THIS REASON A8 FOLLOWS:
ROUND TRIP
TO IH RlfiCT
Chicago $72.50
St. Louis 67.50
St. Paul 63.15
Omaha 60.00
Kansas City 60.00
TICKETS WILL BE ON 8a LE
July 6, 7, 22, 23
August 6, 7, 21, 22
Good for return in 90 days witli stopover
privileges at pleasure witlmi limits.
DON'T FORGET the DATES
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J: H. FREDRICY, Local Agent,
Or write to
Wm. McMURRAY,
Oenenil PusnpriKer .'Kent,
PORTLAND, ORKUON.
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
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I". IIKMIMiSKX, Prop.
OPEN DAY AND NKJHT. ALL TWAINS
STOP IN FRONT OF Til K IIOTLL
THE DALLES, ORE.
Cor. 1st and Union Sts.
J. E. NICHOLS
UNDERTAKER and FDNERAL DIRECTOR
All calls promptly attended, nlxlit or day, elly or country
EMBALMING A SPECIALTY
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W. S. GRIBBLE, Proprietor.
Dry Goods
Hay (rain
Ammunition Hoots and Shoes
Hardware (Iranitewave
Flour Feed Full line of Groceries
JACKSON & JACKSON,
Dealer in General Merchandise
Fancy Groceries Flour and Feed
and Lumbermen's Supplies,
Free Delivery. Home Phone HOOD RIVER, OK.
NICHOL PHARMACY
DR. XV. S. Niehol. Prop.
We handle drugs and everything in the ding line, except boozo. We
want it distinctly understood that Nichol's Pharmacy does not sell liquor
of any kind, and that we strictly adhere to this policy. We have been
bothered quite a little, since opening our drug store, with those who
wanted alcohol or some other spiriting liquor, t herefore we take this op
portunity of notifying the people of Hood River and vicinity of our policy
In tnis respect. We are told we cannot succed if we stick to our inden
tions in this matter and our reply if, we will Bink or swim on thin policy.
We have a complete stock of paints, toys, patent medicines, brushes, per
fumes, gasoline, candy, cigars and soft drinks and will do our best to
please you. Try us.
Square
Store
A PERSIAN SERVANT.
H Was Poetical Even if Uielets and
Dishonest.
In one way Tersla reminds one dim
ly of England, for there are such things
as difficulties with servants even In
Teheran. The author dismissed one
of his servants, who, as he had been a
tailor, was Incompetent to do anything
i.t ...... m ltnttrma Tlia mnn nrrt-
out of the wreck, but the majority i d wl,at wl llot.olne ot me now
had to be cut out. Several of the
dead were badly crushed. The po
lice and fire department were called
out and were soon at work carrying
tha wounded and dead from the
wreck.
Engineer Everett J. Barry, of the
ilnuta Cruz train, was arrested on
a charge of manslaughter. This ac
tion was taken by Chief of Police
Wilson of Oakland after a commit
tee of high Southern Pacific officials,
police and city officials and promi
nent business men had couducted a
thorough Investigation of the acci
dent and reached the unanimous con
clusion that the main line englner
waa to blame for the catastrophe.
Examinations for Civil Service.
Washington, D. C, July 7. Tha
Civil Service Commission announces
that the fall examinations for places
in the department service In Wash
ington will be held at the following
places: . Portland, Astoria, Eugene,
Baker City, Walla Walla, Tacoma,
Spokane, Seattle and Bellingham,
September 9 and October 14; Grants
Pass and Pendleton, October 5;
that I have been eating your salt for
such n long time nnd am driven oul
Into the streets?" He was reminded
Unit he had only lieen employed for a
ficr.ils'.it. He answered that he felt It
!i m1 been for years, lie was told thai
!: v. :i ; m ;.'ood, hut his volubility on
... i;,..;-.;, p,!. -How can I be no good
stayed with you? Can
v i i fn" (: what i-ii'i'i tald: 'A piece of
.; h tvln : fallen Into the Hammam
i -.iv l..v'veTs hand Into mine, I
.;: til:, i.-t thou musk or ambergris
... I i with thy perfume,
; : , . i jt the uoait?' It an
i el: . va.-i hut a worthless piece
i ' ' hi I was In company with a
.m .: :;io.uent. This companlon-
jnrformed me or else I should
!!: fame piece of clay that I
fill; i
s'l'l
v. i: -.
O it' en pity the state of nn English
mlft:-ess confronted with such an ar
gument. The author kept his servant
another week, and he remarks dlseon
solntely that In that time he discover
ed that if the tailor was a poet h tu
lso a thief.- London Globe.
Hill l'n.jc ty i..i Suie.
If you want a crimen home kite ou
the hill secure Hie l it in the block
! bounded by fit -, 7"'. VI-j aud June
streets, offered firs ! bv tbe owner.
North Yakima, September 29; Port on the premiss, i.i n-il phone 2ba-U
Townsend, September 4 and October II. U. Umgille.
Is the place to
get your
Farm
Implements
If you want a MOWER or a RAKE come
in and make your selection.
1 1
I have in stock peg tooth harrows with orchard
guards, Extension Disc Harrows, Weeders and Cul
tivators, Wagons and Buggies,Spray Pumps, Exten
sion Road Hose and Noozles, House Paints, Building
Paper and Rubberoid Roofing. Agent for Avenarious
Carbelonium. Full line of groceries, flour and feed.
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Mcdonald
SELZ SHOES
"THE SOLE OP HONOR."
Royal Rlue for men at..
Royal HI ut for ladies at.
.$3.25, $3.50, $4.00
.$2.00, $2.50, $2.75
At CarmichaeFs
ON THE HILL.
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lighted with the modern, up-to-date
service. Do not delay. Ask
your neighbor to let you call up
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TRANSFER & LIVERY CO.
AGENTS FOR THE REGULATOR LINE OF STEAMERS.
Hauling, Draying, Laggage Transferred, First
Class Livery Turnouts Always Ready.
Phone 1 a 1.
Stoves, Heaters and Ranges
All kinds, New and Secona-hand.
Big Stock of New and Serond-hand
Furniture, Carpets. Art Squares, Rugs
Chairs, Rockers, Etc.
Agent For CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges
O. P. DABNEY & CO.
BANKING SERVICE
Banks are becoming more and more the custodians
of the funds of the people, of both large and small
means. This is due to a wider appreciation of the
value of banking service as its usefulness is extended
and its methods become better known. In the
case of
The Butler Banking
Company
THE BEST
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protect the interest of its patrons, making use of
every means of precaution. It's up-to-date system
of accuracy, promptness and careful attention to
large or small depositors makes it a safe bank. It is
the bank for all the people rich and poor, men, women
and children. If you have any banking business to
ti ansact, come to
The Butler Banking
Con- pany
Hood Riv t, Oregon
Home Phone 174
Third St. and Cascade Ave., Hood River,
Oregon
HOOD RIVER ABSTRACT CO.
J. M. HCIIMKLT.KR, HKCKKTAKY
ABSTRACTS, CONVEYANCING and INSURANCE
Royal Exchange, Glens Falls, Union Assurance,
Western Assurance, National Livestock
and Oregon Life Insurance
W'f liHve the only complete i Dt of - rt Hooks in Hood Iiiver and are
in position to execute any work in , ne with proinptnesx and accuracy
Recently moved to permanent quarters in Davidson Building
1 Home Phone 231 .
HOOD RIVER, ORE.
Buy Your Fruit Boxes
AT THE
Hood River Box Factory
and Patronize Home Industry.
Best Quality Lowest Price
Home Made
Phone Main 71