HOOD H1VER GLACIER THURSDAY APRIL 91&08.
ii mi mil phi.
A Nlmillirtj.
Sam Johusoo Am dat story 'bout
George Washington and ds cbcrrj
tree iu de liible?
l'uriou Jackaoo Suttluly not.
Saw Johtmon Wal, ain't dat .tnry
'bout JoDali aud de whale Id da UiLleT
Piiraou Jackson It vottluly am!
WbyT
S tm JoliDion Wby.I thought prob
ably de 8h me reporter wrote 'em both.
PRIMED BY REQUEST.
Iterip Is Easily Prepare at Snail
lost, and Jlany Swear by It.
Mix the following by thaking well in
a bottle, and take in teasoonfuI diaes
after meali and at bed time:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound riyrup Kareaparilla, throe
ounces. A local druggist is the author
ity that these simple, harmless ingredi
ent! can he obtained at nominal cont
from our home lruggiits.
The mixture ia mid to cleanse, and
strengthen the clogged and Imctivc
Kidneyi, overcoming Backache, lilad
der weakness and Urinary Trouble of
all kinds, if taken before the Bilge of
Uright'f lieeate.
Those alio have tried this av it osi
tively overcome pain in the back,
cleara the urine of sediment and regu
lates urination, especially at tiinht, cur
ing even the worsd. forms of bladder
weakness.
Kyery man or woman here who feeli
that the kidneys are not strong or act
ing in a healthy manner rhould mix
this prescription at home and give it a
trial, as it is (aid to do wonders fur
many persons.
The ricranton, P., Time wan the
first to print this rei srkable preerip
tion, in October, of 1SKK1, fin when all
the leading mwHiairs of New York,
Buxton, Philadelphia, 1'ittHbury mid
other citicn have mmle announcements
of it to their reade.ru.
Couldn't Get In.
Mandy was a young colored gtil,
fieeh from the cotton fields of the
south. One afternoon she came to
ber northern mistress and banded ber
a visiting card.
"De lady what gib me din is In de
parlor," the explained. "Dey'san
Oder lady on de d o 'steps. "
"Uraoious, Mandy," exclaimed the
mistress, "why didn't you ask botb
of ttmm to come lu?"
"Knee, ma'am," grinned tbe girl,
"de one on tbe do'step done foiglt
ber ticket."
A Woman Tells How to Relieve Klieu
malic Pain.
I have been a very great sufferer
from the dreadful d incase, rheumatism,
for a number of years. I have tried
many remedies, but never got much re
lief from any of them until two years
ago, w hen I bought a bottle of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. I found relief be
fore 1 lied UBcd all of one bottle, but
kept on applying it and soon felt like a
different woman. Through my advice
many of my friends have tried it and
an tell you how wonderfully it has
worked. Mrs. Harah A. Cole, 140 H.
New St., Dover, Del. Chumberlaiu's
Pain Balm is a liniment. The relief
from pain which it affords is alone
worth many times its coat. It makes
rest and sleep possible. For sale by
Keir Uubb.
A Noble Defense.
Pups How did you get your clot bos
io terribly totni
Tcmmy Tryin' to keep a little boy
Irom tjolu ' licKed.
fupa An, a brave deed I wbo was
the little boy?
Tommy Me.
How to Avoid Appendicitis.
Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. OH no
Laxative Fruit 8y nip cures chronic con
stipation by stimulating the liver and
bowels, and restore the natural action
of the bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit
riyrup does not nauseate or gripe, and
is mild and pleasant to take. Refuse
substitutes. Clarke Drug Co.
PooriTeacher.
I be otbet day tbe head of a board
ing aohool notiood one of the beys
wiping bis knife on the tablecloth trnd
pounced on him at onoe.
You Will Need an Oil Stove1
Vfheti warm dayi
and the kitchen fire
make cooking a bar
den then is the time
to try a New Perfection
Wick Blue Flame Oil
Cook-Stove.
Marvelous how this
Btove does away with
kitchen discomforts
how cool it keeps the
room in comparison with
conditions when the coal
fire was burning. The quick concentrated heat of the
Wick Blue Hame Oil Cook-Stove
goes directly to boil the kettle or bake the bread, and none
is diffused about the room to overheat it. Thus using the
"New Perfection" is real kitchen comfort. Made in three
sizes and fully warranted. If not with your
dealer, write our nearest agency.
KEWPE
The
mgm wants hanrlaon:
Just such
a lamp as
everyone
wants handsome enouph
for the parlor; strong enough for the kitchen, camp
or cottage ; bright enough for every occasion. If
not with your dealer, write our nearest agency.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY,
(Incorporated)
"Is that what you
be asked Indignantly.
"Ob, no," answered tbe boy quick
ly, "we have olean knifes."
Death Has on III Heel.
Jesse P. Morris, of Skippers, Va., had
a close call in the Hpring of 1001. He
says: "An attack of pneumonia left me
so weak and with such a fearful cough
that my friends declared consumption
had me and death wrs on in v heel.
Then I was persuaded to try Dr. King's ;
rsew Discovery. It helped mo iimu'sui
ately, and after taking two and a tin I f
bottles I was a well man strain. I found
out that New Discovery is the best rem
edy for coughs ami lung diseases in all
the world. sold under guarantee at
Chits. N. Clarke's drug store. 40c. and
f 1.00. Trial bottle free.
Must He Plain Steak.
Mrs. de Style (litsoolng to ber
daughter pruoticlug on the piano)
Hhtire, Patrick, music is the food of
love.
De Stylo-Food, is it? Thin that
must be aleak Mary's poundio' ou
tbe planoy. Judge.
Cured of Rheumatism.
Mr. Win. Henry of Chattanooga,
Tenn., had llieumatism in his left arm.
"The strength seemed to have gone out
of the muscles,' o that it was useless for
work." h mivfl. "I nnnliml (lllitmliul.
Iain's Pain Ilalni and wrapped the nrui i
in flannel at night, an i to my relief I j
found that the puin gradually left me
and tbe .strength returned. In three
weeks the rheumatism had disappeared
and has not since returned." If troubled
with rheumatism try a few applications
of Pain ISalui. Vqu are certuin to be
pleased with the relief it affords. For
sale by Keir & Cass.
The Walk or the Ghost.
Solemn Man Do you heir the clonk
ticking slojvlyf Do you know whiit
duy it is bringing nearer?
Cheerful Man Yes; pay day.
1KIVT PI T OFF
for tomorrow what you can do today.
If you put off buying a bottle of Mal
lard's Snow Liniment, when that pain
conies you won't have any liny a bot
tle today. A positive cure for Kheiuiiu
tism, Hums, (Juts, Hpraius, Contracted
do at bo ne?" Muscles, etc. T. S. (irahnir, Prairie
Grove, Ark., wnteB: 'I w ish to thank
you for the good results I received from
Hnow Liniment. It positively cured
ine of Rheumatism after others had
jailed." Sold by Chaa. N. Clarke.
A Contribution.
Missionary Do you aver contribute
money for the heathen iu foreigu
binds, sir?
Millionaire Oh, yns. lioth i f my
daughters umrriod foreign noblemen.
Judge.
The New Pu e Pond ami Druir Law.
We are pleased to announce that Fo
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by tbe
National Pure Food a.id Drug law us it
contains no opiate or othel harmful
drugs, and we recommend it us a safe
remedy for children and adults. Clarke
Drug Co.
There Are .Muay Such.
"Yes," sighed the oinurnfui
"we are u long tiinu dead."
"True," responded the other,
some of us are dead one' a long time
befoie we 13 ud it out."
man,
"and
Whooping Cough.
I have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in mv family in cases of whoop
ing cough, and want to tell you that it
is the best medicine I have ever used.
W. F. Gaston, Posco, (ia. This remedy
is safe and sure. For sale by Keir &
Cuhh.
A Deduction.
Johnny Tommy Smith's mother
makes him go to Sunday gohool every
Sunday.
Johnny's Mamn Why do you eay
she makes bliu go?
Johnny 'Caune be goes.
"""why"
have u torpid liver when Herbine, the
only liver regulator, will help you?
There is no reason why you should tuf
er fioiu Dyspepsia, Constipation, Chills,
und Fever or any liver complaints,
when llcrhino will cure you. P. C.
Waite, Wi-Htvil e, Fla., writes: "I was
Hick for a mouth with chills and fever,
and after taking two bottles of Herbine
am well and healthy." Sold by Cbas.
N. Clarke.
The Squa
L
Farm
Is the place
to get your
Imp
erneots
I have in Stock Osborne Spring Tooth
and Peg Tooth Harrow, Extension Disc
Harrows for Orchard Work. Old Hickory
and Mitchell Wagons, Hacks & Buggies
y gj Myers Spray Pumps, Spray
-Hose, Nozzles, Bamboo cov
ered and Aluminum Extension Rods.
House Paints and Building; Paper and
Rubberoid Roofing. Agent for Avenar
ius Carbolenium. Full line of Groceries,
Flour and Feed.
McD
Home Phone 174
Third St. and Cascade Ave., Hood River, Oregon
Stanley-Smith Lumber Co.
Wholesale and Retail
LUMBER
Lath, Shingles, Etc
Lumber Delivered to Any Part of the Valley
SNOW & UPSON
Blacksmiths and Wagon flak ers
EXPERT H0RSESH0ERS
We have the best up-to-date machinery and expert work-
men and are prepared to do all clauses of
NEW WORK & GENERAL REPAIRS
iLiEr Yoa liare tried all kindt of pills, water and cathartics for Cnnstipft" SSf
fyj tion and Liver Oniplnint, Now ( lh REAL Cur. Titles KR Tablets
lf and see how much better they r.t. Hea di rjrrnifH in results. Their 15r
iW svctlon Ik never attended by tins oll-gmi;-sh'k sjnatttl'ni they make yon v 4
MM lw,fl ftt"T the minute you tnlcu t!i-m. They lw yr.u up and pnt new life
mm in you, maki ymi fe-'l strontrwr and bettor, bfvausQ they are made tr rtru
laU the oatiro dttestlvo system. Ouo doao will couviuco ytm al m CSs VI
mm than vim mum ills.
t Lewis Medicine Co., '" St. Lot&aj
Chas. N. Clarke, Hood River, Oregon
COMMON SENSE 0
Leads most intelligent people to uss only
medniinoa of Known composition. There
fore It Is thai I)r. Pierce' medlc!ne9, tha
enteilng
pers and ttti
ere dally
position of D
Icfc print every Ingredient
m upon the bottle wrap-
Its correctness under oath,
Ing in favor. The com
tMcrce's medicines It open
to evorybodyyPr. Plfrce being desirous
of having thf :m-l light itivwtiga
jioii tiirnH fully upon his formula, btalng
coiilijHV thtt the l Itiir the com position
(7TieiiinJii)PS is Known "the niimi
will eret ruraTjve. mprlts by recoi
iiizuLl Being Viiollyinade o"the activ
incuiciiial principles extracted from na
tive forest roots, by exact procosses
original with Dr. Pierce, and without the
use of a drop of alcohol, triple-refined and
chemically pure glycerine being used in
stead In extracting and preserving tlio
curative virtues residing in the roots
employed, these: medicines are entirely
froe from the objoctlon of doing harm
by creating an appetite for either al
coholic beverages or habit - forming
drugs. Examine the formula on their
bottlo wrappers the same as sworn to by
Dr. Pierce, and you will find that his
"Golden Medical Discovery,". the great,
blood-purlllor, Btomach tonlo and bowel
regulator tho medicine which, whilo not
recommended to -cure consumption in Its
advanced stages (no medicine will do that)
yet does cure all those catarrhal condi
tions of head and throat, weak stomach,
torpid liver and bronchial troublos. weak
lungs and hang-on-coughs, which, if neg
lected or badly treated load up to and
finally terminate In consumption.
Take the "Golden Medical Discovery"
in time and it is not likely to disappoint
you If only yon givo it a thorough and
fair trial.' )Donrt expect miracles. It
won't do sapornntural things. You must
exercise your patience and persovero in its
use for a reasonable length of time to get
Its full benniits. The Ingredients of which
Dr. Pierce's medicines are composed have
the unqualified endorsement of score of
medical loaders better than any amount
of lay, or non-profesaional. testimonials.
They are not given awav to be experi
mented with but are sold hv all dualora io
medicines at reasoual Io prices.
C. EVERETT,
The Practical Shoemaker,
At IliggB Old Stuiul.
Fine Work a Specialty.
WHEN HER BACK ACHES
A Woman Finds All Her Energy and
Ambition Slipping; Away.
!bod liivwr women know how the
aches and pains that come when the
kidnejs fail make life a burden. Hack
nclie, hip pafns, headaches, dizzy spoils,
ilintresfiinj; urinary troubles, all' loll of
sick kidney nm! warn you of the steal
thy approach of diubetfs, dropsy and
Hrii;lil 'a difoa.se, Doan's Kidney Pills
pei imiiuntlv cure all these disorders.
Here's proof oi it in a Hood liiver wo
man's words:
Mrs. Martha W, Rigby, 322 Oak
sireot. Hood River, Oregon, says: "I
used I oan'a Kidney Pillg and found
ihemtobo a most beneficial remedy.
1 have been suffering from backache
and other distressing mptotns of ki
nev trouble for a long time and A
th 'iili I used numerous remedies I was
noi successful in rinding relief. I lln
ally learned of I)oan'g Kidnev Pilla and
procured a box at Clark's drug store.
In a short time I began to feel a great
deal better. I wan so encouraged that
I continued taking them and received a
complete cure. At times I have felt
slight indications of a backache, but an
appeal to Doan'a Kidney Pills has al
ways sirved to quickly banish the
trouble."
For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cts.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for tho United States. Re
member the name Doan'e aud take
no other.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior, Land Office at
The Iiallcs, Oieuon, Jnnuary 31st, HHi.
Notice Is herelij' given .that
JAMES S. HI MONTON,
or Hood River, County of Wftsco, Htate ol
Oregon, has a piled to purchase, under the
net of t 'iiiKresii of June 8, 187S, as extended by
act of A iiH8t 4, 18112, NkS W "i, SK'iMW'., See
Hon ) uud NJCKNW'4 of taction 20, Town,
ship 1 N Kansie It K. W. M. ud will oner
proof to show Unit the lurid nought In more
V"luuble for Iik timber or stone than for n;rl
culturnl pnrpuHHs, and to esLHbllsh his claim
Ui said land Wore the Register and Receiver
hi The tulles, Oregon, on the Mb day op
April, iWW. v
Pe nitnies as witnesses: William It. Davis,
8. s. Thompson, limit West, Albert Norder,
all of Hood River, Oregon.
Any Hnd all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested to file
their claims In this office on or before Bald
19th day of April, 1U08.
faj:t ('. W. MOORE, Register.
Timber Land, Act June 3, IS78I
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department oi (he Interior, United Hlatea
ljml Olllce, The DalleB, Oregon, February
21st, 1908.
Not lee U lierehv g-lven that
AMOK M. MACY
of M osier, t'onnty of Wnseo, Slate of Oregon,
has applied lo purchase, under act of Con
gress of June a, 1S7K, us extended hv act of
AOuiiMt. 4, im, tne SK'-SK!4, Section 27, T 2 N,
Rll K, W. M.,and will oner proof to show
that the land sought Is more valuable for Its
timber or stone thsn for agricultural pur
poses, and to establish her claim to said land
beiore. the Register and Receiver, at The
Dat lea. fnesion, on the 30th day of April, 19U8.
Hhe nanus as witnesses: Cnrl J. Fredrick
win, Heotge It. Wood. John Evans, George
Ireland, all of Mosler, Oregon.
Any and all persons claiming adversly the
abovc.deseribed lauds are requested to file
their claims In this office on or before said
30! It day of April, 1IKI8.
IV7a23 J. W. MOORE, Register
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
PeiMirlnient of the Interior. Land Office at The
I a lies, Oregon, February dub, IU0S.
Notice Is herebv given that
MARY H. JA8lKll,
of Portland, Cmnty of Multnomah, State of
Oregon lias applied lo purchase, under the
am of C ongress ol June 3. 1878, as extended by
set of .Umust 4, m:, the fW: NKU and X'A
.sK(-,,Sr.-t;onai, T. 1 N It (iKWJl, and will
oiler proot lo show Hint, the bind sought ts
more valuable for Its limber or sione than for
Htrrleulinnil purposes, and to establish her
claim to sn.ltl land before t lie Register and
Receiver, hi 'I tie Dales, Oregon, on the lsih
duv or May, llKis.
She names us wltrusses: .ltidson Kurguson,
of Hood River, Oregon; Rny Markley, ot Dee,
Ori Bon; llershey Markley, of Dee,' Oregon;
William K. iiaii'l, of Hood River, Oregon.
Any tied all persons elalmtiig adversely the
uhuve-deserlbed lnods are re,uested to file
their claims in tills office on or before said
18i It rtav of May, l'.niS
IIU2-M14 C. W. .MOORK, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
IH l iiiln.ent of the Interior, Land Office at
Tim I miles, Oregon, February 20, 1!K)8.
Notice is herehv given iltttt
IIKNRY J VKI'KIl
of Portland, Comity of Mul nomah, State of
Oifgon. has aiii'lied to pureliasv, under the
act o! I i iuress or Juns (. ists, as extended by
nil ol A Hi! 4, ISit:, the N t:y4N M4, Heel ion 30,
T. 1 N , R. 9 KW M, and will offer nml loshow
tint , he Ihii'I sought Is more valuable for Its
timber or stone than for sgncti II lira I purposes,
an I t't establish Mschilm tosaid laud before
lie- Heg!-'er and Rei-elver, at The Dalles, Ore.
gon, i;i the l.Sih day of Ma. . liKiH,
He iiii'i'es as wliutses: Jmlsoii Fitrguson
of Hood uer, iireeou; linv .M;ti kley. of Dee',
Otegou; llershai .Maikiei, ot I -ee Oregon;
Williiitri 1 Itomt, i if lhaio Kim r. iiivaon.
Any and iri prrsoni. elaimiog ailvrrslv the
nbovv-tfeaci 'lbei lands ar- reoutsted to tile
their ei dnis in Mils oftlce o:i or before said I
istn (tut oi .nay, i:tu
mii'mlt C. W. MOORK, Register
Notice for Publication.
Department of the Interior,
bind Olllce at Tbe Dalles, Oregon,
March 17, lnOs.
Notice is herehv givn tliat David M.
Jik.,n. of Hood River, Orrgou, has filed
notice nt his intention to make Hon I llv.year
proof in supiairlol his elaiui, vut: HoniesU-ad
Kntry No. 1J1SI made March S. HUM, fcir the
ISK'4N H'iol Section. "A W;j,NW'4 and NV4
s')i d Section L1I, Township'J North, Ranie
11 K . W. M..i'tid thstsald pnajf will he made
beloru Hie Register and Receiver at The
Dulles, Oregon, on May ttlh, lWW.
He names the following witnesst-s lo prove
his continuous residenco upon and cultiva
tion of, the land, viz: Ileurv F. Ijge, William
UiKb, Elmer Wells, Krcd Mai It. all ol Hood
Kiver. tlregon. .'. W. Mik.hk.
ni20-nP0 Register
Hunts Paint & Wall Paper
Company
Have added a complete line of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH
ES an,i BRUSHES.
HEATH & MILLIGAN MIXED PAINTS.
Our stock ol paper includes latest designs in Blanks, Gilts
and high Grades, From 10c up. A full stock of room
molding, Picture rail. Plate rail and a small line of
novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, the
latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order.
Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work etc.
Phone G71. First and Oak Streets.
DAVIDSON FRUIT CO
FRUIT DEALERS
and Manufacturers of all kinds of
Fruit Boxes
Highest Prices Paid for High Grade Fruit.
JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, Pres. MARION I. HENDERSON,
Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public: V ice President
J. M. SCUMELTZEK, Sec.-Trcas.
Hood River Land
Emporium
Real Estate, Loans, insurance, Abstracts
Collections, Conveyancing and Surveying
Our abstract booka are up to date in every particular and abstracts of
Hood River Valley property is one of our specialties. Conveyancing and
Surveying given special attention. We represent four of the best Fire In
surance Companies having Agents in the City, and will give you satisfaction
in the insurance line.
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED
The President of the company is city engineer, and is prepared to do sur
veying and civil engineering work of all kinds. Opinions given on titles.
ABSTRACTS A (SPECIALTY PHONE MAIN 141
Oregon Lumber Company
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
ORDERS FOR
Lumber, Lath, Shingles
Piling, Cedar Posts
and Poles
SOLICITED
I
Can also furnish Slab Wood 2.r0 per cord, f. o. b
Hood River I
Hlmw l'r.inn. Dt.., f.. ' CI H v-l tm rv t. I
111 vrrau. i mam mnuioi 11 ILL UFFICE , rtQlG JJCQ lATe
-DEALER IN
6
Staple and
Fancy Groceries
AND HARDWARE.
SOLE AGENTS FOR
Majestic & Mesaba Ranges
and Stiletto Cutlery.
MOOD RIVER HEIGHTS, - - OREGON.
IFfSSIOIfcT STABLE
..Livery, Feed and Draying..
TRANAHAN & RATHBUN
Hood River, Ore.
Horses bought, sold or exchanged.
Pleasure parties enn -eeure 11 rst -class ritrs.
Special attention given to moving furniture ami
piano?.
Ve do evcrylhii.g horses can do.
Wood Wanted
Sealed bids will be received by Schoo,
District No. 3 up until noon nf Friday,
April 17th, 1908, for W cords of four
toot fir wood for 1st of September
delivery.
C. II. Vaughan, Clerk.
Ph. C. YOUNG
Dealer In
Fresh and Cured Meats
Lard, Poultry and Fish
HOOD RIVER, ORE.
Phone Main 471 Free Delivery