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This is the only baking
powder madofrom Royal
Grape Cream of Tartar.
It Has No Substitute
Thar are Alum aad PhMphaU at Dim alitor nM at
. lews price, hat bMMktpr regarding tb hMltb
I bar family caa afters) to mm laeaa.
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Tb foilowiug remarkable document
wan drawn up in legal form by a man
who recently died at the Cook Coun
ty infsue asylum at Dunning, 111. :
I, Charlea Lounsbury, being of
sni'nd mind and disponing memory,
iiu hereby make and publiab tbla, my
lust will and testament, in order aa
justly a It may be to diatlrbota my
interest in tbe world among soooeed
iug man.
Ibat part of my interest wbiob ia
kuown in law and r cognized in tbe
abeep bound vtiliimseatiiuy pioperty,
beiug In coni'i.leiable aud of no so
oouut, nmke no disposal of in tbla
my will
Mv ritfbt ii lire, bfluii but a life
estate, In nut ht my disposal, but
' t ihhk t lnua excepted, nil else in tbe
wurlii 1 uow proceed to devise and
bequeath :
item: I give to good tatbeis aud
mothers, in trust for their ahildrau,
all good 111 tie words of raine, and
eucourageiueut, aud all quaint pet
name au i endearment, Hud 1 obrge
said parents to i.e them justly sod
geueroualy, aa tbe needs of tbeir cbll
dr u may require.
Item 1 leave to child ru Inclusive
ly, but only for tbe term of tbeir
obildbood, all and eveiy, tbe flowers
of tbe fields, and tbe blossoms of tbe
woods, with tbe right to play among
thein freely aooordlng to tbe customs
of cbild'en, warning them at tbeaame
time against tblatlea and thorns. And
1 devise to ohildren tbe banka of tbe
biooks, and tbe golden sands beneath
tbe wateit thereof and tbe odora of
tbe willows that dip therein and tbe
white clouds that float high over the
giant trees. And I leave the children
tbe long, long daya to be metty In,
In a thousmd ways, and tbe night
and tbe moon and tbe train of tbe
milky' way to wonder at, but subject
nevertheless to tbe rights hereinafter
siren to lovers. '
Item. I devise to boys jointly alt
the useful idle Melds and commons)
where ball may be played ; all pleasant-i
waters wbei one may awim, all anow
clad hills where one may coast, and
all streams and ponda where one may
fish or where, when grim wioter
comes, on may skate; to have and to
' bold the aame for tbe period of tbeir
boyhood. And ali meadows with tbe
clover blossoms and buttetflles there'
of, tbe woods and tbeir appuitenano
: ei tbe squirrels and birds, tbe echoes
aud stranae noises, and atl distant
, places wbiob may be visited, together
with 'he adventures there found. And
I give to said hoys eaob hia own place
at the fireside at night, with all pic
tures that may be seen in tbe burning
wood, to eoior without let or bin
dranoe and without any encumbrance
of care.
Item: lo lovers. I devise their
imacinarv world with whatever tbey
may need as the stars of tbe sky. tbe
red ro-es by tbe wall, tbe bloom of
tbe hawthorn, tbe sweet strains of
musio, and angbt else tbey may desire
V to figure to each other tbe lastin jness
and beauty of. tbeir jove.
Item: lo voudb men jointly, I de
vise and beaueatb all boisterous, in
spiring sports of rivalry, and 1 give
to them tbe disdain of weakness and
undaunted oonfldeuce in their own
atrengto, though they are rude. 1
civ to them tbe Doner to make list
iug friendship, and of possessing
companions, aud to them exclusively
1 give ail merry songs and brave cuor
' uses, to sing with liity voioes.
Item: Aud to those wbo are no
lnnnsr cbil Ireb or youths or lovers, I
leave memory, aud 1 bequeath to
thmn ha volume of tbe poems of
Hnn.y Mild Slmlf DPHI 8Ud Of utbei
If there be others, to tbe end
that they may live over tbe old days
uvin. freelv and fully, without tltbe
' n, liimlniitini).
It ..m: To our loved ones witb
nnvi crowns I beaueatb tbe bappl
oe of old cge, the love and gratitude
nt ihnir children until they tall
asleep.
THE COJNTRY EDITOR
AND HIS TROUBLES
eighteen-page dully, instead of writ
ing local items at a pine table In tb
office of a four-page weekly. Thus
did one voice his protest: "When
you consider that tbe country weekly
Is owned by its editor and thai the
man wbo writes tbe fanny tilings
shook country paws in tbe city
journals is owned by a o rpbration
for wbiob h writes, it doesn't seem
so sad. When yon see an item in tbe
city papers poking fun at tb country
editor for printing newa about Jobn
Jones' new barn you laugh and laugh
toi on know that on one of the
pages of that aame olty daily is a two
oolumn storj In regain to tbe trim
minga on tbe gowns of the Duchess i.
wneeioarrow. Ana it is all tbe mi ie
PnWfoa and laudatory parast a
pbed, alteruatiug with sneers, ridicule
and dep. eolations, 1om have been the
lot of the country editor. Piotured in
the comic papei as an eROtistlo
.I...... orulluil ho the cnlitioians as
miuht'r "moulder of publio opiolD,'
n...lnn.ll nhaatlsed l)V angiy pa
tni,a nH anmetlmea remembered by
delitfbUd subscriber!, he baa pnt bis
errors where tbey could be read by ail
mnA haa modeatlv sought a fair
nooriit fnr all hit merits.
if Mm,, ha ha i rebelled not at
i...f.nni frnm hia constituency, but
at patroulzing remarka of the city
tnnmaiut who sits at a mahogany
desk and dlotates able articles for the
lasniaflsa1-
U a taltca court two lawyacs be.
cam vary mods axdtsd ow a legal
rfJiMssat, Matters treat to andi
ptkk ttat ttmj fbaaCy begta to
each other tiasnsa,
"Totfrt aa ar said on to tat
"TooTa a Marr was th quick sa
tart.
Taaa tks Jotbja aaki:
New that taa covoaal bar UaaO
fiat tack otter, kladly proceed to tb
diasatad poiats."
Hr Vet.
"Tea say aba baa bar vole under
petfact control r
wOatta.
"Ilea way daaaa't aba choc it aff
anedmaar-Waanihgton HesaM.
Dear ma, cabby,1' said aa old lady
aa aba aUgbted from a four wbeler at
Liverpool street atatlon. "your home's
knees ar bad."
"Don't yon so and think It'a bacos
Va got Into a silly 'ablt of tryta' to
toad an 'la 'ead la tbe street, ma'am,
cos it ain't." was tbe reply. "Tbat
tbera 'oss Is a serious thlnkin' 'osa, 'a
ia, ma'am. wastj praysrfnl animil
' Is too. 'Va been prayln' this last
six year aa 'ow 'ia pore old maaterll
ona o' tbesa daya come acroaa a kind
'aarted party wbart'il give un a copper
or two over Is bar fare, but. Lor
bless yer, ma'am," be added aa be 1 oak
ad at the abllllnu tbe old lady bad
handed him, " Va Josln' faith fast, sad
unlets soaiethlnk aoon 'appesa 'e'll die
a bloomln' binfldeL London Ttt-Bita.
Do you have backache occasionally,
or "stitches ' in tbe side and sometimes
do you feel all tired out, without ambi
tion ana without energy T if so, your
kidneys are out of order. Take De
Witt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. Tbey
promptly relieve backache, weak back,
inflammation of the bladder and weak
kidneys. Sold by Keir and Cats.
Closing out winter millinery at low
prices. Tbe Basaiir, Hood Eiver
Heights.
rtrm Ctiy toCoaatry.
Keoent lb oatkia tbow that there is
a decided wovrmant of people from
towna and eitlea to rural district
Ufa In tba interior ia not ac Inoaly
and unsocial M it wss befora th elo
trio railroads and telephones came In
to general n .
The old Pennsylvania Dutch Dunkard
recommends "Hickory Bsrk Cough
Remedy." uoaranweu to cure your
cousb. and uaraniea u be uuru.
Made from tbe bark of the abell bark or
white hickory tree, ror sale by Chas
N. Clarke and all dealers everywhere.
EK'JtVCJ
W. J. BAKER & CO.
Real Estate Arentn,
Of Hood River, Orerm, offer the fol
lowing bargains:
No. 1. 5 acres, 1 mile from town, all
improved, all set to trees, Newtons,
Spltienbergs and peaches, poultry
yard and good buildings. $3250.
No. 2 24 acres half mile from town,
400 trees, 6 years old, 10 acres 1 to 3
years old, 8 acres berries, $2,000 house,
all in high state of cultivation. $15,
000. i
No. 3. Five acres close in, 5 inches of
water, no buildings, no frnit planted,
but ground thoroughly fertilised and
very rich. Price tiniO.
No. 4. Ffteen acres all under cultiva
tion, 6 acres 2 year old trees, 10 seres
1 year old trees. 4 acres strawberries,
set among young trees. Price $7,500.
No. 5. Thirty acres one and one-half
miles from town, all under cultiva
tion, 4 acres orchard in full bearing,
10 acres voung orchard, some meadow
land ana 3 acres berrie, larj-p houe,
very conveniently srransed. Good
barn, also good cottage on place and
all kinds small fruit. Electric light,
phone, etc. A Tery desirable home.
Price $15,000.
No. 9. Six and one-half ai'fes three
miles out, 4)aVcres set to trees two
years old, peach trees set between
rows, 6-room house, good well and
barn. Price $2,600.
No. 10. Eight acres, same ditUnce
from town, 250 4-year-old tree", also
150 young trees one year out. Three
acres of this place is suitable for early
berries. Neat 5-room house and out
buildings. Price $1,400.
This list is simply a sample of what
we have to offer buyers. Call and see
our entire list It will interest you.
musing because you know tbst th
dnobess does not even know ol tbe ex
istence of tbe aforesaid oily .caper.
k bile Jobn Joues and many-' of bis
neighbors take and pay for the paper
wbiob mentioned bis new'bain. Don't
waste your pity ou tbe apuutry ues
paper worker. He will get along. "
Alter all, no one uimu lu tbe coin-
iLUUlty has so large an opportunl y to
ssist toe town lu (ivaiieeruiut as the
editor. It ia not li0Hiie Iih In smart
er tuitu others, not bars t ha is
wealthy, but becauae he la tow apukea
man oi the outer woilJ.
He is eager to print all the imwa iu
his own paper. Does he do it? Bald
ly. "J. his would be a very newsy iih-
per," exclaimed a ft auk couotiy edit
or to bis subscribers, "were it uut tor
tbe fact that eaob of tb four men
who work on it has so many frleuds
By tbe time all the itoms that might
injure any of their Iriends is omitted,
very little Is left."
1 wish you would print a piece
about oqr school teaober," said a
farmer's wife to me one afternoon.
'Say 'that she is the best teacher in
the county."
But 1 can't Ho tbat-200 other
tesobors would te angry. You write
the piece, sign It and I'll priut It."
"what ate you ruuning a newspa
per for if yuu can't please vour sub
scribers?" she demanded aud can
celled her mh-cription.
Ho Ihe -oouitiy editor' leaves out
oertahi good- things and certain 6a 1
things for tba vary almpla reason that
the persons jfrost interested are close
at band and can find tb Individual
responsible f oi tbe statements, lie
becomes wise in bis generation aud
avoids chastisements and libel suits.
He find that there is no lasting re-
gaidlin a sneei, no satiafaotlon in
gratifying the impulse to say things
that, bring tears to womeu'a eyes,
nothng to gloat over in opening a
wound in a man's heart. If he doea
not learn tbia as ba grows older In tba
service be is a poor country editor.
Tbe power of the ooontiy press in
Washington surprises ma." said a
middle west congressman last winter.
During my two terms I have been
impressed with it constantly. I doubt
if tbere is a single oslm utteianoe iu
any paper in tbe United States that
does not carry soma weight in Wash
ington among tbe members or ccn-gress.
You might think that what soma
oountry editor says does not amount
to anything, but It means a good deil
more than most people realize. When
tbe oountry editor wbo is looking af
ter nothing but tbe county printing
gives expression to some rational idea
about a national question, tba man
off here In congress knows that it
cornea from tbe graas roots. Ibe lob
by, the big railroad lawyers and that
class of people realize the power of
tbe press, but tbey bate It I bava
beard them talk abour It and shake
tbeir beads and say, "loo much pow
er tbere I i be press is mora powerful
than money."
ltiis was not saia in natteiy. dui
because be hsd seen o i congressmen's
detks tbe beeps of oountry weeklies.
and he knew bow closely tbey were
read, ibe smallest editorial pats
graph tells tba polltlolan of tb con
diticn in tbat paper's community, for
be knows tbat It Is put tbeia because
tha editor haa Gathered tha idea fiom
ome one whom ha trnsts as a leader,
and tbe polltlolan kuowaapprrximate
ly who that leader Is. So tbe country
editor often exerts a potter of wbiob
he knows little.
But Dolitloa" is only nait of a eono
try editor's Ufa. The aooial affairs of
tbe community', are nearaat to him.
Tha proud father wbo biings la a cig
ar witb a notice or tbe seventh Daoy's
arrival (why cigars and babies should
he associated In men's minds I never
understood), tba frnit farmer who
presents some fins Ben Davis apples
iu the expectation : bat be will get
notloe, are but types. Ibe editor
may bave soma doubts oonoernlug the
need of a seventn child in in raiiiiiy
of tb proud father, and ba may uot
be particularly road or tia uaris ap
pies, but ba gives generous notices
because ba knows tbat tba gifts wers
Drompted by kind hearts and tbat the
givera are bis friend.
When Joy oomes '0 tna boasbold it
is bat the working of Mm heart's best
Impulses to deslra tbat all should
share it. Tba news that tb pnuoeas
of tba family baa, attar many year
of waiting wadded a proapaioos m n-
I Buy Clarke
1-, Watch
We liijtow
Arthur
All there is to know about about Watches
a.id Jewels, so if you want to buy WATCHES er
JEWELRY nrVnva ii 'repairing done, we are tbe people to come to. OUR
I'ltU KSValK KKASUNAJJLrJ. .
Udl AC poitomce
The Jeweler & Optician
Light and Water Co.'
Special Christmas Offer
V'''-Vi"
Until January 1st, 1908, will sell
4 to 6 pound ELECTRIC SAD
IRONS at $4.50 each.
Try our ELECTRIC TOASTER
and eat breakfast with your wife.
Costs but 1 l-2c for 12 large slices
toasted on both sides.
chant of tha neighboring county.
brings tbe family into prominence In
tba borne paper. Seldom in these
busy times does the editor get a piece
of wedding oake, but nevertheless ha
falls not tu say tbat tb bride is "ona
of our loveliest young ladles and tba
groom is worthy of tb prize be has
wan." The city paper does not do
that Bera and tbere a oonntry edi
tor tries to put 00 city airs and give
tba bare facta of "social functions"
without a psrsonal touob to tha lines.
But Infrequently does ba suooeed In
reaching in hearts of but readers and
somehow be fluds tbat bis contempo
rary aoross the street, badly printed,
sprinkled witb typographical errors
and baiting In Ita grammar, bat pro-
fae in Ita iaodltatlona. Is get' Ing an
unusual number of new subscribers
Even yon, though yon may pretend
to be unmindful, ar not displeased
when on tba day after your party you
read tbat the goeat "went home feei
ng that a aood time bad been bad."
And when sorrow comes I Into tbe
bum of a city friend of mine death
entered, taking wife and mother.
Tne fatuity bad be. o prominent .in so
cial cirvlei, and columns were printed
in tb city papers, columns of oold,
blographitil facts bom, married,
died. Uut tha news went back to the
small oonntiy town where, in tbeir
arlv n .; !! lift-, man and wife bad
! I in't- hHppy yrs, and lu th
littl u"tr'-' ekly wss qnlle snr.ther
story It tol l how much her riit-nds
loved her bow aaddenad they wero by
bar pausing a way bow sweet aud
womanly bad been bar character.
Tba husband did not aend tbe city
ppr to distant acquaintance!-; be
si-lit copy after copy of tba littl
coemtry weekly, where, deipiU bia
prominence In tba world, appeared a
aympathatlo relation if the lot tbat
had co'u to blm Charles Meauger
riarger, m Atlantic Noutoiy.
Every Day Will Be 8unday.
Few piopla know tbat other days of
tbe week thanltba first are observed
as tbe day of rest by soma nation or
other. Tba Greeks observe Monday,
tbe Persians Tuesday, the Assyrians
Wednesday, tbe Egyptians Thursday,
the Turks Friday, tbe Jews Saturday
an I tbe Christians Sunday. Thus it
will be sen tbat a perpetual Bab but n
is being celebrated on earth.
Can you afford to trifle with so seri
ous a matter as to neglect a bad cold or
cough, when for a trifling amount you
can secure a bottle of "Hickory Bark
Cough Remedy," that Is guaranteed to
cure or money refunded. Price 25c, 60c
ana ei.uu per ootue. ror sale Dy Clias.
N. Clarke and dealers everywhere..
ITrst Meal In 1000 Tears.
Pathagoras, tha tn,;d, took bis first
meal in 10U) yeiirs yt-terday at the
llronx Zoo, sjs a Maw York dis
patch, four flies and a earth worm
constituted tbe meal of tbe little
bldk creature tbat bad been burled
for so many centuries In limestone
rook 500 feet down in a silver mine at
Butte. Mont. Ib anolent toad ia
slowly recovering bis eyesight and the
use or dis iinibs, and Is gradually
turning green again, as be was In the
middle ages, lie ba already em tte i
several feeble sounds, hut tbe croak
b is not corns back.
FHLDF RICK A ARNOLD.
CONTRACTORS
and BUILDERS
Itttasateafaraisbad on all klndaaf work
PhonAav Mata av
4M
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This is a Young
Store and a
MhauBHrtWMaMesau.. .
Growing
Store
Young enough to hope to grow
and growing because you spprove
of our methods. We want your
permmei.t business by proving
ourselves worthy of it.
We expect to make a small,
safu profit esch time you buy
her-', and we believe it will be to
your IntereU to buy toefn.
aioc com.
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Mi wca ea.eW
VOGT BROTHERS
WOOD FOR SALE.
1 am praiMired to furnish nail) and slab
wood, nisn other kinds ol wood.
1 havo ft in w gasoline wood saw and am
prepared to do sawinir. Also do general
team work.
FEED HOWE.
REGISTRATION OF LAND TITLE
In The Tiro nit Court of the 8WW of Oregon,
For Urn t'oun ly of Whhco.
In trie limit r of the application of Clifton
K. Mamhuil I a ruKialerthe title o the Mouth
fourteen m-reii more or lean, of the IoIIowIiik
diwcrlbed twenty-alx sureaof land, more or
lean, aitunte la the Counlv of Wasco. Htnt of
Oregon, ami more particularly deavrlbed aa
loiiowa:
Ht-KltinlnK " B point nine and tliite quarter
(9.75i chnlna N orlh of the corner i-nniiiion to
Hvrtlom 1 A-12, in Townalilp 2 North "I Kunge
ill i-.axi ana win ion and 7 or i p. z r . Mange
II Kast Will. Id ei. Twelve and one It - -r ( 13 so)
ehiiltia; Thence Mast twenty-one aud iMrty.
rlVM huntMillaa Sfl ) ehalna, I hence Mouth
follow! p I Ik ) 111 of the County Kond twelve
mid out- lull (l.'fiO) ehalna; thence Weat
twent.one und niven teuth (21. 70) chain- lo
1 lie point 1 1 -H-Klnnltiic; Bl11' tract of In nil
lylna 111 rii-tlion above immtonml, being nil
of the mM'I twenty. wlx nciea, except twelve
acrea heieicfore o'vued by Hhei man L, Voiina
aa per ! ! -ecorded In Vol. M Deed Recorda
ot Wc(i C01111I) al puge 2;'4 deacrlbed aa
fol'owi.:
KeglnulriK ftt a ilnt 10.55 chnlna North of
Fed Ion corner common to Mectlona I and 2 In
Tu. 2N. Idc. 10 K. and Hectlnna 6 and 7 In Tp.
2 N. H. 11 runnlug thence North 5.70
ehalna, thence Kaat 2 ST) chalna, t hence Hon tb
following the line of the County Koud 5.70
chalna, thence Weat to the place of Beginning;;
leaving 14 acres, more or leaa, aa aforesaid:
va
Jullua C. Hoelc, Iena lAge, Hans Lata, and
Minnie Jenaen, and all whom It may con
cern: Defendanta,
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Take notloe, that on the Sixteenth day of
December, a. u. iuw an application wu nied
by aald Clifton K. Marahall In the Circuit
Court of Waaco County for Initial reirlatra'loii
of the title to the land abov deacrlbed. Now
unless you appear on or before the 18th dav
of January A. D. 1908 and show cause Why
such application shall not be granted, th
same will be taken aa confessed and a decree
will be entered accord I ne to the nraver of the
api llcatlon aud you will be forever barred
irom disputing me same.
. MH.TON, uierk.
JOHN LELAND HENDKKHON,
dl9j!8 Applicant's Attorney.
Our Groceries
Will build you up! Tbeir absolute
purity insures their wl.olesomenesB.
We cater to a class of customers who
want things right and appreciate our
efforts to satisfy in all particulars.
Canned Goods
In great variety and all of a superior
quality. Our prices will Interest you.
Pllone 491 Free Delivery
Wood & Smith Bros.
Obstructed the Highway.
Jerold I can't get any speed out of
that ni'itor oar you sold me. You told
me you bad been arrested six times in
it.
Hobart So I was. old chap. Foi
obstructing tbe bigbway.
niiy Suffer from Rheumatism
Do you know that rheumatic naius
can be relieved? If you doubt this just
try odo application of Chambei Iain's
fain Balm. It will make rest and s eeo
possible, and that certainly means a
great deal to anyone afflicted with rheu
matism, for sale by Keir & Cass.
Four Miles High.
Mount MoKlnley, Alaska. ' ia. be
lieved to be tbe highest mountain la
North America. It is situated about
120 miles north of tbe Cook Inlet. Its
exact beigbt has not yet been deter
mined but it is believed to be mora
ibau 20,000 feet above sea level.
Special Announcement Regarding the
national mre rood ana wmg Law
We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for cuirhe, cold
aud lung troubles is not affected by the
National 1'ure food and Urug law as It
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. Clarke
Drug Co.
Would be Too Much in Hood River.
Whether G40 aorei as a homestead
sbali take tbe plaoe of 160 is a ques
tion tbat Is being discussed before tba
publio lands committees in Washing
ton. Statements bave beeu made
showing tbat a square mile Is not too
much to allow a man iu certain states
aud tbat 160 is too little.
All In World
Is a stage, and Ballard's Snow Liniment
plays a prominent part. It has no su
perior for Rheumatism, stiff joints, cuts,
sprains and all pains. Buy it, try it and
you will always use it. Anybody who
has used Ballard's Snow Liniment Is a
living proof of what it does. Buy a trial
bottle. 25c, 50c, and 1. Sold by Chas.
N. Clark-.
Buy Your Fruit Boxes
AT THE
Hood River Box Factory
and Patronize Home Industry.
Best Quality Lowest Price
Home Made
Phone Main 71
St
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F. 8. 8TANLEY, Pres.
. L. SMITH, Vice-Pres.
E. O. BLANCIIAR, Cashier I
V. C. BROCK, Asst. Cashier
The First National Bank
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
Capital Stock; $50,000. Surplus, $15,000
The Government of the United States is, in a
sense, a silent oartner in the conduct of every nation
al bank.
It inquires into the character and financial stand
ing of all the applicants before granting a charter for
a new bank.
It sends a special examiner at least twice a year
to go over the books and see that legal and proper
methods are being employed; and to advise with the
officers and make helpful suggestions.
We offer you every advantage that per
tains to a National Bank, and solicit your
patronage.
E. O. B LAN CHAR
Cashier
An Open Srcret.
A very old lady In a ponitential
mood on her deatb bed said; "1 hav
lived i.i 1 in for eighty years aud d d.
not know it." An aged oolored lady
wbo bad been her attendant for a good
many .tears observed; "Lord! I'ssv
knowed dut tor a long time."
When von want the best, -et DeWht's
Caibolizi'd Witcli Hazel Salve. It is
f,rA lilllu . !.,.. niltu lti.-tj r I. m.l
v. and ia 'Nper.Vly rpoom mended fof
piles. Sold by Keir and Caps.
Wonld Depend on Contribations.
A coupln were recently mariiawi.
Tbe ceremony over, tbe bride begaa)
to weep, cnpioiistv. "What's the mat
ter?" asked the new husband'. t'I Hav
er told yon ihat 1 didnt know bow te
oook, sobbed the bride. Don! fret,
replied be, "I'll nut have anytblagta
cook; I'm aa iditot.'
EDISON
Phonographs
We tsell them, tho most perfect sound
prodra jing mach'De Mr. Edison's favo
rite ia vention, . hich contains all of bis
nw ii nproMjiii uta. We are now hIiow
ig ll .e new i-or.el witli ihi big horn,
to f ,reatet triumph in phonograph
rnaki ng. Don't forget that Mr. Edison
w tt e inventor of the entire plinno
rp bic idea, and that the Edison pho
de! aph ia the original talkina machine.
tv t fifteen hundred Edison record- in
stuC k. Call and for yourself.
W. D. Rogers
Hood River Studio
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