OJR BOYHOOD'S HAPPY DAYS uur triend, A. I. Blair, grew op In iow wnere the winter climate it somewhat diffuront from that ol tbe Willamette valley, and tbe leading of t'a following clipping baa brought uujuouu nappy aaya" on t,he farm freah to bit nienioiv. lie thick nth ra will enjoy reading it aud they no uuuui wiu; Yes, air! Boyhood 'a happy days, of coarse. We kuow about that. We haven't forgotten tbe joy of Bleeping iu ma uuuomnea ion in win ei, when our breath froze to tbe bedding and we bad to thaw out mitb a bot tint iron every ruoroiui;. Morning, ton. We got op Rt 4 a. o . pitch dark, four bolow zero, and till going down I We bad to ket op, buatie out, and fend aud milk the lowing berd, ourry tbe reur elevation or ths family mule, tbsw out tbe pump, chop four oorda of wood, aud ah ivel away tbe snow, to make room for tbe aun to riaet Sometimes we weut to acbool in the winter not often. Ouly on tbe daya when it waa too oold and Btormy to go out of doors. Thou we ant on a nine oool boaid about UJty feet away from tbe stove uud gayly blew at oar tlngera and picked iciclua from our hair. 1'ben came the meiry tpring time. Rise at 2:30 a. m. More lowing berd I The berd lowing owing to the sop pi' ct fodder Ltiug low. No memory U niuxo loadud with joy ifxrma than tbe tpring crop working. JUan we ever forget the plowing? lid iv we held the plow when we bad to n aoh up with a pike poie to get the handles ; how we drove tbe old plug team, v-itb tbe lines around our neok; bow, when tbe clevis broke, the mares walked away with our frail bodiea dragging bel.iud by tbe ears? When darkneta came e stabled the plugs and went foitu to milk tbe briudle belter. Tbh heifer kicked us across the barn floor aud an old cow obligingly kiuked us back again. Then, when Ike milking was over, whiit fuu to tin ii iu uud teaob a fool calf todriuk! ibis tilting us dry nurse to a bandy-legged calf was oue of the most unu ixed joys of nil. We tied tbe chK short, set the bucket iu front of him, got astiaddle of bis nock, s'uck two tlugers in bis mouth, and with the other hand jammed bis bead iuto tbe pail. And all tbe time we were emptyiug out auu.se on calves in geueral and this lop eared idiot in particular. This weut on until dad omie in and with loviug patience horsewhipped as all about tbe place. Then, when we had carried in the wood, brought forty gallons of water from the spring aud euu-u about night pounds ot solid food, we went joyfuly upstairs uud came down again im mediately to breakfast. We often dream aud wako to weep fot tbe days guue ..y when tbe bay was ripe. We recall tbe old swamp that alwuys had to bo cut by band. We recall little stones that we rasped the edge of our blades in. We recall the pretty snakes we stepped ou with our bare feet. We remuuiber it all with solemn gladness. Well, welll How it all comes back to us I Chicago News. Is Sow a City. I ast week Stevenson donned the at tire of an incorporated town. As yet it is In its infauoy, but ull large cities were small towns at one time, and all are compelled to go through the same ordeal that confronts as. Tbe counoil met for tbe Hist time last week and transacted such business as could be brought before it. There are many things to be done before we will be in n oaition to reap tbe real benefit of incorporating, but when these are uu onmplisbed everybody will think that it was tbe wisest move we ever made. Iu order to accomplish tbe desired e i1, every person in Stevenson should on operate with our niiyor and coun cilmen. It is a foregone conclusion that they will displea-e some, for we all do that, but instead of criticisiug, lend a helping band. Everybody iu this place should take an aotive part in tbe welfare of the town. Attend the council meeting?. We eonsider laying the foundation of a town is the most essential p irt. If it is built of substantial material, it will stand fot ever. Let everyone in Stevenson put their shoulder to the wheel and nssitt in tbe work instead of picking flans with wbut :h trying to be done. Make Stevenson cue cf tbe most beautiful cities on the Columbia river. It is in our i mver if we will work in unison. 'iijiiccr. Itev. ( ni l gle P. II. Martin, I. I. I. ' Of averly, Texas, write: "Of a morning, when rising, I often find a troublesom collection of phlegm which produces a cough and is very hard to clieloilge ; but a small quantity of I'.al h rd's Uoraliound iSyrup will at once dislodge it, and the (rouble is over. I kvow of no medicine that is equal to it, Ai d it is so pleasent to take. 1 can most ci'idially recommend it to all persons in eding a medicine for throat, or lung iiouble." Sold by Chas. N.Clarke. Elect Officers. Quite an eutbuslastio meeting of the Commercial club was held at Odd Fellows bail Thursday evening, at which tbe annual election of otlioers wms held. Tbe following gentlemen were selected to serve the club for tbe foWowiurf year. President, B. Field; Vice President, K. A. Byrkett; Seo retary, K. K. Cornet; Treasurer, A. B Grosbong. The club expects to hranoh out this year and do a large amount of good for the community. Enterprise. Bad Stomach Trouble Cured. Having been sick for the past two yearn willi a bad stomach trouble, a friend gave me a dose of Chamberlain's Mtumach and Liver Tablets. They did n e so much good that I bought a bo' tie n-them aud have used twelve boltlcs in nil. Today I am well of a bad etom n -h trouble. Mrs. John Lowe, Cpr, Maine. These tablets are for sale by Keir & Cass. Dldi7t Fit. Peddlei That little book on "H w to Preserve the Hair" is the key ti th') entire sicnntUin. BaldhPad I xni w-ry sorry, hut I haven't a single lock that it v-nul d lit Chamberlain's Conirli Remedy a S.fi Medicine for Children. In buyins a coii'i medicine f r cliii 1 ren, never lio afraid tn buy Chamber lain's Cough liemedv. Therp is n danger from it, and rt-ii- f ia always mre ti f"'low. It is intended especially for coujiIiji, colds, croup und wI'"t' cc uxli, and there is no better meiiie;ne in thf world for t!ie d senses. It is not "uly a certain curs for croup. 'ir. whe:. given as soon an the rrmii-y cough Bpi- ir", will prevent the attack. Whoop itu nb ;s not, dangerous when this renu- iy it? given as derected. It contains r,o opium or other harmful drugs, and nmy l e given as confidently to a baby as to an adult. For Sale by Keir & Caas. FR01 THE ANTILLES. Chamberlain's ( oagh Rtmtij Bral Uu City ( ounrllmaa at klaffstea, Jamaica. Mr. W. O'Reilly Fogarty, aho is a member of the City Council at Kingston, Jamaica, West Indies, writ as follow: "One bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Uemedy bad good effect on a cough that was giving me trouble and I think I should have been more quickly relieved if I bad continued tbe remedy. That it was benihcial and quick in rrlievii-g me there is no doubt and it is my inten tion to obtain another bottle." For sale by Keir & Cass. New Band I'rogrtsolng. Tbe members ol tbe White Salmon band certainly deerve credit lor.tbe hard and coutinuous practice they have been puttiug in lnee they have been organized. Suob deteimination insuiea suocess, and tbe leenlta are already beginning to show. We pre diot that within a year from tbe time tbe band ws organized White Salmon will bave one of tbe best brass bands for tbe size ot tbe town in tbit sec tion. Enterprise. Simple Core for La Grippe. La griippe coughs are dangerous as they frequently develop into pneumo nia. Fuley's Honey and Tar not only stops tbe cough but heals and strength ens the lungs so that no serious results need be ieared. J lie genuine rn!ey Honey & Tar contains no harmful drugs and Is in a yellow package. Ite fuse substitutes. Clarke Drug Co, Santa Breaks His Neck. Pittsburg, Deo. 30. Jaokton Stll- ley. 50 years of age, a well known res ident of West Elizabeth, ueur here, while stealthily trying to escape tbe eyes ot tbe younger memuers of tbe family aud bide Cbiistmas presents. fell down a stairway late last night and broke bia neok. Tbe old remedies aru tbe best. Hick ory Bark Cough Remedy has been in use lor over one hundred years by the old Dutch Dunkarda oi Pennsylvania- ana is still in use by all the old tamiiie. of Western Pennsylvania. Is absolutels pure: made from tbe bark of the whity or shell bark hickory :ree. The bark ie shipped from tbe east, and manufacs tured in Salem, Oregon. For sale by Chas. N. Clarke and all dealers.. Society. Little Cbiok What do you let that ugly little thing come under your wing fr? Old Hen (who has indvertently hatohed duck's egg) t can't help it, my dear. We've got to put up with tbe oreature because she belongs tu our set, you know. It is very important und in fact it is absolutely necessary to health that we give relief to the stomach promptly at tiie first signs of trouble which are belching of gas, nausea, sour stomach, headache, irritability and nervousness. These are warnings that the stomach has been mistreated; it is doing too much work and it is demanding help from you. Take something ouc and a while; especially after meals; something liUe KOIiOL For Dyspepsia and Indi gestion. It will enab'e your stomach to do its work properly. Sold by Keir & Cass. Strong Part. "You say your big brother is witb an opera company uow?" "Ves, ma'am," "Has be u strong part?" "Yes ma'um; why, he's one of the fellers that hits the anvil in tbe anvil chorus 1" Bank Foolishness "When attacked by a cough or a cold, or when your throat is sirr, it is rank foolishness to lake any other medicine than Dr. King's New ' Disivvery," says C. O. Kldridge, of Empire, (ia. ' I have used New Discovery seven years and I know it is the best remedy on earth for couges and colds, croup and all throat and luni troubles. My children are sub ject to croup, hut New Discovery quickly cures every ultHck. Known the woria over n. the King of throat and lung 'emedits. Puld under guarantee at Chae . N. Clarke's drug store. 50c and $1 00. Trial bottle free. Alarmed Her. "Yes," eaM the lenrncd bonrdef from the city, "the antipodes are right be neath our feet." The farmer's wife reached for a shoe. "Right beneath our feet, Mr. Wart man!" she gasped. "Lands sukes! Let me kill them before they get way. We can stand centlpeds and Uzards, but none of these here reptiles with newfangled names." Des Molnea Register. "IN A BAD WAY'-' Many a Hood River Reader Will Feel (rateful for this Information. When your back gives out ; Become 'auie, weak or aching; When, urinary troubles set in, Your kidnev's are "in a bad way." Down's Kidney I'ilU will cure you. John Ootcher of 2S7 North Nineteenth St., Poitlaud, Oregon, says: "Since the early part i f 1903, when I gave a testi monial recommending Donn's Kidney Pills, T have had some further occasions to use the remedy and ha- e always found it of great, value in relieving kid ney complaint. It never fa'ls to help me, aud I therefore am pleased to rec ommend it on every occasion. For sale by all dealers. Price 50 ets. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Rh member the name Doau's and take no other. mm JOHN l.ELAND ItKXPERSON, Pres. MARION I. HENDERSON, Attoriifv-nt-l.aw and Notary Puhlio Vice President j " J. M. 8CHMELTZER, Sec-Treas. Hood River Land Emporium Real Estate, Loans, Collections, Conveyancing and Surveying Our abstrnct book" are up -to date f!c.i! River Volley property is one of Stirveying given special attention. We represent ( ur ol tlie bent Fii In purance Companies having Agents in tlm City, and give you sutirfuetion t inmt:-nR( line. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED (The IVesidont of the company is city veving and civil engineering work f ABsTKAL'TS A bPECIALTY flOOD BITCH QLACIEft TIItjJELODAY, JANUARY 6, inoS. COLD, WINDY, WEATHER Causes Rough Skin of Face and Hands. Lemon and Witch Hazel Cream I Corrects this, and can wear gloves immediatelo after using. application after shaving. Sold in Hood 25c the Bottle E Phone 1001 Oregon ShohjUke union Pacific 3 Trains to the East Dally ThmtiKh Pullman standards and toartrt sleeping can dally to Omaha. Chlcaco, 8po- n; lonrmi iieppiDK can nauy lo naaaM rity; thmiifb Pullman tonrtat alwplnf ear iiwraonuuiy onnauoiea) WMKiy u uniraco. H-ellninir chair eara (sea la free) to tbe Kaat 'ally Union Depot- Leave, Arrive. nicqjo-i-oriiHna uperiai ror 'he Kant via Huntington, dally 8:30 am 8:50 pra snnkane Flyer for Kftstern WaalUnirlon. Walla Walla, lewlston. I 'oeur d' Aleneand Great Northern points, dally 8:15 pm 8:00 am Atlantic EMrw for the East via Huntington, dally 7:15 pm 8:50 am rnrlland-Pendleton local ror all points between Pendleton and Portland, dally 7:18 in 8:15 pm RIVER SCHEDULE FOR ASTORIA and :0trpTT4 Dally czoept Hnndny, Saturday, 10:00 P. M, 5:00 P. M way point", connecting wtth tHmcr for II an Dally except Buaday. nud North Rexch stca lit er Hasxalo, Ash street dock (waU-r per.) FOB Duvum, Oregon City and S'arnhill HIv cr point". li utrcet ilock (wntiT er.) FOR LEW 1 HIT ON. 7.-00 A. M. Dally except Sunday. 7:80 P. M Dally except 8unday. 5:40 A. M. 4.-00P. M Idaho, and wm.v iwluUJ Dally except Saturday Dally exept Friday irom niparia, wkmu. oKFICI HOURS Freight llone 8 a. m. to 12 noon: 1 to 8 o. in. No freiKin received or delivered after 6 p. m. Pftimenirer Depot Honra for delivery of ex- preiui aau naijKe win mil, m. tin a p. m. WM. McMURRAY. General Paaaenger Agent, Portland, Or. II. W. IIOYLK. Agent. Hood River. Club Chop House AND RESTAURANT Merchants' and Famcrs DINNER 11 A. M. to 2 l M 25c A SPECIALTY T . W. DeBUSSEY HOOD RIVER Laundry Co. Does Washing: at Reasonable Rates Call Up Main 941 insurance, Abstracts in every iiir'eulr and abetneiH ( onr -i'i-i'lt -i. O'tiveyancinp and engineer, and i prepared to do u- all kinds. Opinion triven on titles I'HUMi MAIN 141 THE PERFECT EMOLLIENT makes the skin soft and velvety. Ladies sson & Cumn Graduate Pharmacists JACKSON & JACKSON, Dealer in General Merchandise and Lumbermen's Supplies, Railroad Ties. Cordwood, Lumber and Cedar Posts Free Delivery. Phone 931 HOOD UIVEK, OR. WHOLESALE RETAIL THE DALLES NURSERIES R. H. WEBER, Prop. THE DALLES. .OREGON. OBOWII AND DEALIB IN FRUIT, SHADE AND ORNAMENTAL TREES E.Ttfitti, ail frt'4 bar. Remember, Our Trees are Grown Strictly Without Irrigation. ..MILLER'S DRUGSTORE.. Has just received a Bhipment of American and Ira ported Perfumes, Lundberg's, Rieger's, Roger & Gal lett's in bulk and presentation boxes. The Finest Imported Soaps for the Toilet Toilet Sets, Fancy Papetrie, and many other ar ticles suitable for Presents. On the Heights, Hood River, Ore. Why Go Down the Hill? SNOW & UPSON Blacksmiths and Wagon Hak ers EXPERT HORSESHOERS We have the best up-to-date machinery and expert work men and are prepared to do all classes of NEW WORK & GENERAL REPAIRS Hunts Paint & Wall Paper Company Have added a complete line of PAINTS. OILS, VARNISH ES and BRUSHES. HEATH & MILLIGAN MIXED PAINTS. Our stock of paper includes and nign trades, From 10c up. A full stock of room molding. Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line of novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, the latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work etc. Phone 671. . (' First and Oak Streets. Hotel Waucoma Moderate Rates Excellent Service P. F. F0UTS, Prop. THOS. TH08. CALKIN Riverside Dairy We can supply you with auy quantity of Fresh Milk PRICES ON APPLICATION Free Delivery. GOULD & SNYDER PLUMBING Steam and Hot Water Heating All jobbing promptly attended to. Invaluable as an River for 14 years. Successors to HALL & ESSON GRAPE VINES SMALL FRUITS latest designs in Blanks, Gilts A FIRST-CLASS HOUSE Farmer's Dinner 25c Hood River, Or WALTER ISENBERO ERG mm Comfort for Horses 5 A Blankets bring comfort and health to the horse and save money for the owner. They proteA horses from the wintry blasts; they keep horses well, save their lives. Strength, warmth and length of wear are characteristics of the 5A Blankets. Ask for 5A. Look for the 5A trade mark. Buy a 5A BUa Clrth for th Stable. Buy a 6A Square for the Street. We Sell Them S. J. FRANK Harness and Saddles Our Closing Out Sale Has progressed beyond our expectations, all on ac . count of having the goods and giving the prices that attract. The Iron Red stock is still quite complete: forty different styles yet remaining. We are selling f 3.50 Beds for $2.80 14.15 $3.50 " $10.50 " $8.10 " $12.00 $9.55 " $22.50 " $18.25 Compare prices below with those you have been paying: Sanitary Couchca $5.25 uavenports t!.25 Wool Top Mattresses $3.55 Three-quarter " 3.55 Single " 2.45 Excelsior " $2.15 We invite your inspection S. E. BARTMESS I CUPID FLOUR The only flour on Hood River market made from old wheat. We intend to continue making it the best flour obtainable any where on the Coast. With our new appli ances it is whiter than ever. Patronize Home Industry and discourage Knockers. Fresh Feed always on hand. Hood River Milling Co. Now is the Time to Buy ...Faultless Grubbing Machines... Wire Rope and Wire Fencining Spray Pumps, Cider Mills, Incu bators and Brooders Vehicles and Farm Implements Exclusively J. R. Nickelsen if WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A FRESH SUPPLY OF mi. tut ui juua, AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR W00D.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS STRANAHAN & CLARK Hood River, Oregon Milwaukee 1 1 .1 11 . vff w M nnnA .. .1. t . 1 II ..., vi.e. o giu .wt ui Appio, rear, unerry, reacu ana rrune trees lot tn. wming season. Have 20,000 two-year-old Y. N. Pippin, Spitienburg, Arkansas Black, Orttey, Hydes King, Winter Bannana. 30,000 one-yeawld Y. N. Pippin and bpitstenburir. My stock is all first class this jear in every respect, and true to name. Planters are invited to call and inspect this stock before placing your C. P. ROSS Billiards and Bowling Alley and Confectioner' PARLORS THE BEST LINE OF Tobaccos and Cigars IN THK CITY The Oregonian, Telegram and Journal ON HALE SUNDAY. C. P. R. Next Door In MiUuire Brothera, Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired All work done with Electric Iron anl guaranteed F- O-. COB 1 CARPENTERING SCREENS Shop opposite O. B. Hartleys residence YnraYura Sprlngi $2.40 Fall Leaf Table $2.20 Kitchen ' $1.60 H. II. Treasure $3.45 D. Linoleum, 12 ft 65c All Wool Carpet 05 muiidic ui ruidMl n 0 Nurseries nt n . . 1 'v' .1 " N. B. HARVEY, Proprietor MILWAUKEE, OREGC-N,