HCOD RIVER O LACIER, TH0K8DAY, MAY 2. 1607. LOOKING BACK- WARD AN ESSAY (Written by (Georgia Henoett, 8tb grade pupil, and read at the oloal og exercise, of the Barrett school Apiil 19, 2007.) It ia one of the greatest pleaaurea I enjoy to look backward orer the daja of my lite in the Barrett public schools. If my memory serves me correctly just 100 year li tve (town ioto eterni ty. In my fancy 1 can hear the old school bell oalliog oa into line, and can aee oar professor standing in the bill bidding us welootne as e file paa him to our respective rooms. A I have been isolated from th affaira of the world daring the last few years, I have not kept abreast of the .wonderfol changes tint have been taking place. ,Wbeo 1 glance bauk over the past, tilled with the wonder ful aobievemeuta of men and women, I am leminded of the first message sent by telegraph "What bath Uod wrought." Number 23-23. lime forbids that I mention all of my schoolmates hence I will oaLt your atteution to those only, with whom 1 was most intiiuiately associ ated. Soon after graduating Karl Thomp son, the natural genius of the school, completed an aiisbip. Ibis had, with out success for any years, been au ex periment, but Earl's experiment pioved to be successful. Travel to distant and unknown parts of the world was so simple that in a few years uo part of it was left unexplor ed. I, being a classmate of Earl, pro cured one of these ships at a normal figure and equipped it for a voyage to the noitb and south poles. After many years of wandering in these desolate regions, I concluded to turn to South America. There 1 trav eled many more yeara. My ship was so perfect that wtb little effort 1 could lower it to the ground, rest for a time, get provisions, reembark and sail again. One very warm day in June 1 came down to the earth by the side of a great forest near the Amazon river, and in this forest there weie all kinds of bird. Among them 1 notioed one that resembled a parrot, aud observed that it kept up a continual chatter. Finally 1 heard it say what seemed to me to be "Barrett." I listened and it repeated the same word over and over many times. Once it seemed to say "Barrett public school." 1 had not heard this tor so long a time 1 was perfectly amazrd, aud repeated the word aftei It. "Barrett, Barrett, Barrett publio school. " The bird came to me directly aud I peceived that i' could talk, so 1 be gan asking questions. In our chat 1 learned that it was cue of the stu dents o the Barrett publio sohooL I never had beileved in the transmigra tion of the soul, tut here 1 begun to wonder bow this could be anything else. How could 1 account tor this in any other way than that some one from Barrett publio school had died and the departed spirit had taken up its aboode in this bird of the Amazon forest. At last it disclosed to me that it had been a spirit for many, many yeara, and had been traveling in un limited apace which was all very well, but to the peculiarity ot the individ ual make-up of its nature, this w not the ideal life for it, and that it preferred to be a being that had the power to chatter and soream, came from the fact that the bird was the abode departed spirit of Earl Moses. Eail told me to hasten back to Bar rett and see there the wonderful ad vaucemeut that bad taken place, lie said tbeie 1 would Bod many things to oooviuoe me of the truth ot the transmigration ot the soul and that it had all come from the teaobings of Miss Wilson. ' I was so anxious to see and know the wonderful faots that 1 immediate ly embarked in my sbip aud iu a few hours 1 was sailing up to the plaoe 1 bad known as Barrett, but how ohang ed. Nothing was natural. The soul of the old publio school had been transmigrated and housed iu a mag nificent high school, supporting sev eral chairs. Among these I found the chair of embaiming this is hardly an appro priate teim, but suoh 1 will call it for want of a better name. Of oourse 1 had been traveling and had not kept up with the procession. At the head of this department, whom should I find but our wise and timid William Alexander Davidson. Never after reading Poe's wonderful tale, "A Few Words With a Mummy did Wilile rest until he had oomplet aA . method of reviving mummies, and the soieuce that treats of living on the installment plan which be bad nrnd from the Egyptian mummy that was so wonderfully ievived after having been embalmed tor seven Hun dred years. The process of eaibalm ing employed by Dr. William David' nn la almost the same as that prao tinari hv the EuvDtians. but now the has been much improved by the former. It is too long to be given here, but If you would, know of its wonderful properties and benefits you may call at the mummy soeives. The Hrat eubicet on wbioh the doo tor nraotieed was his Bohoolmate, Kenneth Shoemaker. The process ii like this; Ihe body is cov thick with a coating of tffv. mixed with a cin nemon and epioe of doves etc. Ihe body ia then wrapped as the mummies were and put away in the cases till the time desired to revive them, then a current of electricity or something o: the kind is used foi that particular purpose. After this pioved such a nearly every one in itdvautaue of the install n.nt nlnn. esceoiallv the pupils and the oublio schools. The first I Wilt mention was Mies Wilson. She went into a mutual with Arthur Moes that she would get cased as a mummy for in and thau he would be just a lit- i ..Mar than she. then he bad her rev vpd and they were married. Mian Knali is the same old maid ia Rha tins been living on the in utuiimnnt nlan and has never married (ho fnc1; that she left her fellow hannw nn the door knob one cold niohL mid he froze to death. She has . raaenA to mourn her loss. Earl Thompson is still mating 1m nrnnomentH on bis (iriship, and Ken h Hl.namflkHT is Still liVlDK OU the (.otaUmant nlan. is jounff and hand some. He will soon marry one of his .i...m.tai Ha nets a Dei'Slou from the government for bis great sacrifice he made lor tne caune 01 ieuuu, uu I navnr heard BUT more Ot Ji.an iuu 068. n. William Davidson has taken "nartnnr his schoolmate, Sebil Leach, and she cooks the sugar taffy ' .ith which he embalms the mummies and Lawrence Dornhecker has gone as a missionary to India, lie nasiearueu livina on the install ment plan and is introducicg it into ia, Rllan Moses has been tians ia now a beautiful bird of paradise. Grace Sherrieb la the belle of Barrett and like all batte flies lies in the cbiysalia case all the time except duiing the spring of the year she cornea out in the brightest colors to attend commencement aud summer picnics. Tborvald Nelson, since be Ing revived from toe sleep ot Kip Van Winkle, has devoted Lis time and tal ent to the invention of new tele phone. Thorvald ia slolw but sure, and we expect to see him sitting up on the top round of tLe ladder of fame, aud we were much gratified to find Lester Murphy at be head of tbe commercial department of our school with Liavona More as first assistant in stenography. Lavona baa been able to bold down tbi chair since tbe school was installed. Tbe students are doing excellent work and congiulate themselves tbat they are not competed to leave borne and go to Salem or Portland for a business eduoation. Laura Henriobs, after teaobing In the conservatory of musio for a num ber of years, purchased an automobile and ia now making a tour of tbe world. Clarence Dornhecker and Ber- tbel Copple have accepted tba mum my shroud and will not be beard from until tbe next generation. 1 have given as correct a history of few of my school mates aa my poor memory wilt allow. Otbeit are now in the first degree taking life on the in stallment plan and will some day astonish tbe world. In fact this wonderful discovery baa proved a perfect boom to Barrett in general, for hundieda of people are taking aniuteirupted ease aud are in the orysalis state most ot their lives. Wood Words for Chamber Iain's Cough Remedy. People everywhere take pleasure in testifying to tbe good qualities of Chamberlain's Cough Kemedy. Mis. Edward Phillips, of Barclay, Md.f writes: "I wish to tell you tbat 1 can recommend Chamberlain's Cough Kemedy. -y little girl, Catherine, who ia two years old, baa been taking this remedy whenever she has bad a cold since I contracted a dreadful cold myself, but 1 took Chamberlain's Cough Kemedy and was soon as well as ever." Ibis remedy la for sale by Ke!r & Cass. Wonderful Eczema Care. "Our litle boy bad eczema for five years," writes w. A. Adams, Henriet ta, Pa. "Two ot our borne doctors said tbe case was hopeless, bis lungs being affected, we then employed otber dootors, but no benefit resulted. By chance we read about Kleorlo Bit- tars, bought a bottie and soon noticed improvement. We continued this medicice tritil several bottles were used, wheu our boy was completely cimd." Best of all blood medicines and body building health tonics. Uui ranteed at Cbas. N. Clarke's drug store. 50c. Stop Grumbling you suffer from rheumatism or pains, for Balard'a Snow Linimect will briug quick relief, it is a sure cure lor sprains, rbeumatlsm, con tracted muscles and all pains and within the teach of all. Proe 20o, 50o, 81. C. K. Smith, Tenaha, Tex., writes: 1 have used Ballard s snow Liniment in my family for years end be re fouud it a fine remedy for all pains and acnes. 1 recommend it tor pains iu the chest. Cbas. N. Clarke. Unusual Opportunity Lota in Riverview Park at a big re duction for 30 days. 18n W. J. Baker & Co. For Sale, Timber Land Tim OC1 ..I M1P1 SVV r.( vn TCWl of SE, NEJ of Swi of Section 11, Town ship 1, north of range 9, Wasco county, Oregon. Address CHAN. JIKKM AKJ', f21-3inl 400 N. 2d St., Ashland, Wis. A Woman's Back Has many aches and pains caused bf weaknesses and falling, or other displace ment, of the pelvic organs. Other symp toms of female weakness are frequent headache, dizziness, Imaginary specks or dark spots floating before the eyes, gnaw ing sensation In stomach, dragging or bearing down In lower abdominal or pelvic region, disagreeable drains from pelvic organs, faint spells with general weakness. if any considerable number of tbe above symptoms are present there U no remedy that wigive quicker reiiei or a more per manent ?hce than Dr. Pierce's Favorite Preacu)btmSlt has a record of over forty years of curtsi is jhe most potent aratinmuuc ana sngmLniri. n- Invlgor vice kn vine known to medical science. It Is made of Che glyceric extracts of native medici nal roots found In our forests and con tains not a drop of alcohol or harmful, or habit-forming drugs. Its Ingredients are all printed on the bottle-wrapper and at tested under oath as correct. Every ingredient entering into "Fa vorite Prescription has the written en dorsement of the most eminent medical writers of all the several schools of prac ticemore valuable than any amount of non-professional testimonials though the latter are not lacking, having been con tributed voluntarily by grateful patients in numbers to exceed the endorsements given to any other medicine extant for the cure of woman's ills, You cannot afford to accept any medicine of unknown composition as a substitute for this well proven remedy or khowk composition, even though the dealer may make a little more profit thereby. lour Interest In regaining health Is paramount to any selfish interest of his and It is an insult to your intelligence for him to try to palm off upon you a substitute. Yon know what you want and It Is his busi ness to supply the article called for. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the original "Little Liver Pills" first put up by old Dr. Pierce over forty yeara ago, much imitated but never equaled. Little sugar-coated granules easy to take candy. 8sMt!reea, 1 I Ctfil tic. J J N.Optataa, 1 Conform t. 1 1 National Pare I I Food and y I I Dm Law. J I in court imps eoataislaf cptattf ernsti uti th twweli. Baa's Laxativo Ioht aaa Sat mem bowel aad cmUibs at opiates. KjER & CASS, Druggists, Help the Horse No article la nore awful boat the stable than Mica Axle Create. Put a little oa the tDiadle before Ton ' 'hook Bp" it will help the hone, and bnof in toaa bone quicker. MICA AXLE GREASE y better thai any other rreafe. Coat the axle i a herd, smooth mrface of J otht f witt U powdered mica which reduce jr 'I frictioo. Ak the dealer (or I Mica Axle Grease. I . II A rMOatsaitCBMI'MT IL'fi Gently mover t lie bowels and at the same time stops the congli. Bee's Laxa tive Cough Syrup. Contains Honey and Tar. No opiates. H at for Coughs coulds, croup and whooping couish. Satisfaction gutiranteed. Children like it. Mothers indorse it. Sold by Keir & Cass.. BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE. 1. 10 acres suburban projierly, lays fine, all under cultivation, 3 acres in berries, 2 in apples of the best varieties. 2. 3 acres close to town, all im proved, 100 apple trees and variety o other fruit. House and other buildings 3. 7 acres li miles out, 6 acres in bearing orchard, mostly Spitzcnberg and Newtowns. Fine location, water w'th the place. Easy terms. 4. 10 acres 2 miles out, finely im proved, 3 acres in apples, 2 in berries, good soil and good buildings, good buy. 5. 20 acres 6 miles out, 5 acres in apples, rest easily cleared ; nearly all good apple land. 6. 20 acres 7 miles out, all choice apple land ; nearly one balf cleared and $ acres in best varieties of apples. 7. Six 40-acre tracts of fine apple land in good locations, ether partly im proved or unimproved on easy terms. The above are only a few samples of tbe bargains we have to offer. We have a variety of other properties listed in all parts of the valley, also anything you want iu city property Onthank cfl Otten Hood River Oregon GET THE BEST Recently Enlarged WITH 25,000 New Words New Gazetteer of the World with more than 85,000 titles, based on the latest census returns. New Biographical Dictionary containing the names of over 10,000 noted persons, date of birth, death, eto. Edited by W. T. HARRIS. Ph.D., LL.D., United States Commissioner of Eduoation. 2380 Quarto Pages New FUtM, MM niuttttiontb RldrBtndbgi. Needed In Every Home Also WabtUr's Collegiate Dictionary lllipr, UMIUutratlou. Regular Edition 7il0ztHUcliM. binding Da Lux Edition (KilHil Hit. Printed from Mm. nlatoM, on fcl nl ppr. bmnttful binding. FRE,"IloUoBar;WrinUM."liiutntodimphlU. G. Q C. MERRIAM CO., Publisher. Sprlnffleld, Mas. At the Cherokee. Methodist Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sabbath school 10 a. m.; Ep worth League 7 p. m. Prayer meeting Thursday evening. All cordially invit ed. W. C. Evans, pastor. Episcopal aervioce at 11 a. m. the third Sunday in each month, conducted by Archdeacon II. D. Chambers, bun day School every Sunday at 10 a. m. U. B. Church Sabbath school, 10 a. m. ; preaching, 11 a. m.; Y. P. C. . 7:15 p. m.; preaching, 80 p. m. Prayer meeting at 8 p. m. Wednesday. Junior Society Saturday at 8 p. m. All are cordially invited to attend all or any of these services. Pastor, J. W. Sprecher. Christian Church Preaching services at K. of P. Hall each Sunday evening and at 11 a. m. each first and third Sun day, and at Odell at 11:30 a. m. each second and fourth Sunday. Sunday school at 10 a. m. and Y. P. 8. C. E. at 6:30 p. m. each Sunday at K. of P. Hall. Cordial initation to the puplic. W. A. Wood, Minister. Baptist church Sunday school 9:50 each Suuday. Preaching 11 a. m. and 9:00 p. m. ; mid week Prayer aervioe at 9 p. m. Wednesday evening Rev. C. H. McKEE, Pastor Riverside Congregational Church, W. C (Jilmore, pastor. Services Sun day at 11 a. m., Christian Endeavor nt 7 p. m., evening worship at 8 p. m. Belmont M. E. Church. H. C. Clark, pastor. Service, Belmont: Sunday school at 10 a. m. ; Class meeting at 11 a. m. ; Epworth League 7 p. in.: preach ing every Sunday evening and 2d Sun day in month at 11 a. m. ; Prayer meet ing Thursday 7:30 p. m. Services at Pine Grove same as above except preach ing, which is on 1st and 3d Sundays at 11 a. m. Crapper. 1st and 3d Sundays at 3 :30 ; Sunday school at 2 :30. Mount Hood. Tbe 4th Sunday at 11 a. m.; Sundav school at 10 a. m. Catholic Church Regular servicse very Sunday. J) R . JONES, Dentist Crown and Bridge Work. Teeth Without Plates. Treatment of diseased teeth and gums. Office Broeius Building. Phone 1033. Arrival and Departure of Halls. HOOD RIVER. The postoffloe lsopen dally between I . ni. and 7 p. in.; Sunday froi U to 1 o'clock. Matin for the East clone at ll.X i m., 8.10 p. m. and p. m.; for the West, at ! 80 p. in. aud t p. m. The carrier on K. K. V. route No. 1 and 2 leave the pogtottice at 8.88 a. m. Hall leaves For MU Hood, dally at 12 m.; arrive 10.8) . m. For Underwood, Wash., daily .except Bun day, at la m., arrive at ll a. m. For White Halraon, Wash., dally at Urn.; arrive at 11 a. m. WHITE SALMON. For Hood River, dally at ( a. m.; arrives at t p. m. For Humim, Trout Lake and Onler, Waah. daily at 7.90 a. m.; arrive i p. m. For Uleuwood, Fulda and Ullmer, Wash., daily at 7.30 a. m.; arrive at 6 p. m. For Pine Flat and Bnowden, Wash., at 1 p. m. Tuesday and Saturday; arrive aame day at 12 m. For Bingen, da , .. i i' rive at 8.45 a. m. Or. COB ' 12. 3 - -isn--sr 3 CARPENTERING SCREENS Shop opposite O. B. Hartley's residence Phone 571 SNOW & UPSON Blacksmiths and Wagon flak ers Special attention given to making and repairing Grubbing Tools and Loggers Tools EXPERT HORSESHOERS JOHTTLKLAND HENDERSON Presl Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public J. M. 8CHMELTZER, Sec.-Treas, Notary Public MARION Vn IMIEP Vice President ..Hood River Land.. Emporium INCORPORATED Real Estate, Loans, Insurance, Abstracts, Collections, Conveyancing and Surveying We are prepared in a special manner to handle all kinds of business in any of the above lines and have a large list of improved lands and city property from which to make your selection for a fruit ranch, a stock farm or a home in the city. With an Extensive Correspondence We are able to handle your prop erty advantageously and will be pleased to have you list same with us CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED The president of the company is the city engineer, and is prepared to do surveying and civil engineer ing work of all kinds. Abstracts furnished and opinions given on property titles. Collections a Specialty. Phona Main 141. Eureka Meat Market McGCIRE BROS., Props. Dealers in Fresh and Cured Meats, Lard Poultry, Fruits and Vegetables. rriee Delivery. Phone Maiu 35. U. S. Commissioner Notary Public GEO. T. PRATHER The Oldest Insurance and Real Estate Agent in town Insurance Loans Abstracting Rood River, Oregon BO YEARS' EXPERIENCE il-gaoaaua ' r v Tradc Manna DcaiQNa Copyrights Ac. Anyone lending a .krtrli and dnw ilptton mmf .nlflklr amrtain our npmkm free whether an Invention 1. probnttlv patentable. Communica tion atrlctlroonBdenttal. Handbook on Patent ent free. Olde.t itenp; for Mrnnni patent. Patanta taken through Muun A Co. reoalr Scientific American. A hanSaonelr fl In irt rated wneklr. I-anraet fir eaiaUoD of an? edeniiac loiirnaT. Term.. t a ' i"m nioiniu, .1. boiu 07 an newaoeaiera. rear : fonr month, MUM Co.' l61Bro.dw.y.NpWYnrt Braooh Offlo. 3t r St, WabUwtoa, D.C. S. J. FRANK HARNESS AND SADDLES WATER-PROOF Horse Blankets and Robes Tents and Wagon Covers All repairing promptly at tended to. Oregon Shout Lime aho union Pacific 3 Trains to the East Dally Through Pullman atandarda and tnnrl.t deeping cars dally to Omaha, Chicago, Bpo kane; tonrlat sleeping cant dally to Kantian City; through Pullman tourist sleeping oar ipcrnoneauy conaucteai weemy to imicsgo. Reclining chair cars (Heat free) to the Kaat dally. Union liepot- Leave. Arrive. Chicago-Portland Special for the Kaat via H untlngton, dully 0:30 am 7:90 pm nun.ua fiyer ror r.amern WaahlniftAn Walla Wall.. Lewislon. tfteur d' A lene and? Great Northern points, dally 7:00 pm 8:00 am Atlantic Expmu for the East via Huntington, daily 8:15 pm 8:30 am i-urtiaua-oiggH loom, ror air points between Hlggs and Portland, daily 8:15 am 5:45 pm RIVER SCHEDULE FOB ASTORIA and way points, connecting with nUtamer for 11a aco and North Beach steam er HassHlo, Ash street aocK (water per.) 8:00 P. M. Dally except Htindny, Saturday, 10:00 P. M. FOR ftavton. Oreoon City and Yamhill Riv er points. Ash street dock (water per.) 6:O0 P. H Dally exoept Sunday. 7:00 A. M. Dally except Hunday. FOR LEW 18 TON. 1:40 A. M. from Rlparia, Wash. except Saturday OFriVI U0UK8 Freight House 8 a. m. to 12 noon; 1 to 5 p. m. No freight received or delivered after 5 p. m. Passenger Depot Hour for delivery of ex. preaa and baggage will be 8 a. m. till 8 p. m. WM. McMURRAY, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or. B. W. BOYLE, Agent, Hood River. O. R. & N. TIME TABLE. East bound Ne. 2, Chicago Special, 11:43 a. m. No. 4, Hpokane Flyer, 9:40 p. in. No. 8, Mall and Express, 10:42 p. m. No. 8, 10:43 a. m. No mall. No. 24, Way Freight, 12:16 p. m. No. 22. Fast Freiiibl. 4:06 a. in. West bound- No. 1, Portland Special, 4:66 p. m. No. S, Portland Flyer, 5:25 a. m. No. 6, Mall and Express, 6:30 a. 01. No. 7, 1:15 p. m. No mall. No. 23, Way Freight, t:25 a. m. No. 66, Fast Freight, M p. m. DAWflfiT HARNESS CO. Have in their New Harness shop a large line of Whips, Tents, Axle Grease and Harness Oil We would like (or you to come and ex amine our harness repair work which is quickly attended to. y We have just received a Fresh Supply ofy Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash 0 p 0 0 0 0 0 AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR W00D.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS STRANAHAN & CLARK Hood River, Oregon J 0 0 0 DOC 3 C i .Roller Skating Rink. AT THE Monday Night, Wednesday Night Saturday afternoon and Evening STRICT 0RDE PRRESERVED Admission. 10c Skating, 25c ROGERS & KNUSTON, Props. a T. HAWBOJf. T. H. BTHTOV 7:30 P. M. Dally except Sunday. 4 KM) P. H. Dally exnept Friday BON TON ...Barber Parlors... The place to get an easy shave and first-class hair cut. Our shop is metropolitan in every respect. Porcelain Baths in Connection GRAY & RUSSELL, Props. UPPINCOTT'S MONTHLY MAGAZINE A FAMILY LIBRARY The Best In Current Literaton 12 Compute Noyi YtAMV MANY PHORT STORIES AND PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS $2.60 per ycar; 25 era. a copy )NO CONTINUED STORIES VERY NUMBER COMPLETE IN ITSELF HOOD RIVER NURSERY. Stock Grown on Full Roots. W. desire to lt our friends and patrons know that for the fall planting we will hare and can sup ply in any number Cherry. Pear,Apricot,Peach& Plum Trees. GRAPES, CURRANTS, BERRY PLANTS, Shade and Ornamental Trees. Also, all the standard rarieties of apple trees. Can supply the trade with plenty of Newtown, Spitcea berg and J onatnan apple trees. RAWSON ft STANTON, Hood River. Or. HOOD RIVER TRANSFER & LIVERY CO. T1CLET OFFICE FOR THE REGULATOR LINE OF STEAMERS.1 Hauling, Draying, Baggage Transferred, First Glass Livery Turnouts Always Ready. Phone 131. ee ee .Mount Hood Store. .... 1 . , . -' W. S. GRIBBLE, Proprietor. Dry Goods Ammunition Boots and Shoes Hardware Graniteware Hay Grain Flour Feed Full line of Groceries F. E. STRANG J. W. WILSON THE ODELL NURSERIES DEALERS IN ... Afljple Trees AH standard varieties grown from selected scions of the best bearing orchards in Hood River ;valley. Guaranteed true to name and free from disease. Hunts Paint & Wall Paper Company Have added a completejline of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH ES and BRUSHES. HEATH & MILLIG ANfp!iIIXED P AINTS. Our stock of paper includesjlatestdesigns inBlanks, Gilts and high Grades, From 10c up. A full stock of room molding, Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line of novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, thejj latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work etc. Phone 671. First and Oak Streets. Job Printing at the Glacier Office UigHiww -