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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1907)
HOOD RIVER GLACIER THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1907 HOW THE RAIN CAME. A Tarrlfrta Eimt traaa;r la taa FhlllpBlara. For a real lively matinee perform ance the coming of tlie rainy season In Cb Philippine has no end of right to M consider Alt if the experience of one wom an to supposedly arrived during the dry season: Seated at ber window she could bear a roaring tattoo In the grove of abaca valma to the south. The noise neared, roae, thundered. Long, lithe cocoanuts began an lnex pltcabie bending to and fro, their tops circling In trembling descent almost to the earth, then twinging back to the prlng of the bow tense trunks In movement exaggerated and violent, like that of some stage tern pout Ont In the grove, beaten, trampled down, there advanced Into the open a blade wall of rain, perpendicular from earth to sky. Ahead of it dust, twigs, rnbblsh, suddenly ascended to heaven In rotary spirals. Trees were flayed of their leaves. Roofa flew up like gigan tic bats. Then her own bouse, strongly built, shook ag with earthquake. The thatch of the roof sprang vertical, like that stiffens with fear, and between the In terstlces she saw the muddy sky stream by. powder of debris, of dry rot, snow d. Down upon the table, the books, the chairs, little lizards, nnperched, struck the floor with a squeak like that of a mechanical doll, remained as dead for a long minute, then scampered rrnm the room and up the walls again. Great black spiders, centipeds, scorpions, fell; sometimes a large rat Then the nlpa clicked back to posl tlon as a box Is shut Breathless si " lence, a heavy Immobility, petrified the T. world. There came three or four de- tached. resounding raps upon the roof, " and suddenly a furious roaring beating ? as of atones coming down, great stones ' , chuted In thousands, In millions, and ? f the church, the plaza, the mountain, i : the whole land, disappeared In a yel f low awlrl of water. McClure's Maga- line. GOUDEAU'S SHEEP. It Matched Hla Dog and laUaa.d thm Tax Collector. Emile Ooudeau, a celebrated charac ter of Paris, was one of the most con firmed bohemlans that ever lived. There Is a story of him and a cer tain black spaniel which followed him with the faithfulness with which the historic little lamb attached Itself to ' the historic little Mary. Goudeau and ' the dog. In fact were never separated It dawned upon the tax gatherer of the neighborhood that Goudeau had not paid bis dues for the "Inferior brother." ; He approached him, therefore, In as j friendly a apirit as possible, being, lu ' deed,' an old acquaintance, and said, t ! M, Ooudeau, I must ask you to pay - your tax for the spaniel." The bohemlan was Immensely sur prised, or affected to be. "But don't ' ' you know, my dear sir," be said In a ' ' tone of remonstrance, "this Is a sheep ' dog, useful to me In my work and con- - sequently exempt from the tax?" , "But yon are no shepherd," returned I the tax gatherer; "you are a poet." "No shepherd!" replied Goudeau. 4 "Every poet Is a shepherd, ilnve you not beard of Virgil aud Theocritus" The poet would have recited twenty J other names if the tax gatherer, alarm . ed at such a display of learning, bad not stopped him. "But at least you . " have no sheep," be snld. "No; I admit Unit," said Goudeau. U "It la because I am too poor. But I will rectify that." And be did. Next day he was ob served promenading the streets of ; Montmartre with the same old black spaniel, but with a newcomer In the 'shape of a real, live, weolly sheep. London Sketch. The Word "Cutler." "Cutler," according to Its preseut use, should mean a man who makes things that cut, but really it has no more to do with "cut" than "cutlass" and "cut let" have, which 18 just nothing at all. "Out" has some Teutonic origin, but "cutler" comes through French from the late Latin "cultellarlus," which meant either a soldier armed with a knife or a knlfemaker, and "cultellus," a little knife, was the diminutive of "culter," which, among other things, meant a plowshare or "coulter." "Cut- lass" comes from the same source, and "cutlet'! Is "cotelette," a little rib. One Thins Lacking1' Hi "I hear," Bald HI Tragedy, "that f while" you were playing In one of the 'country towns a fire broke out In the "theater." '7 "Yes," said Low Comedy, "aud there '' might have been a horrible panic but for one thing." " "What wus that?" , "There weren't enough people In the audience to create one," Moonshine, The Regular Chare. , "I've come to pay my bill," said the patient" "120, I believe?" ! "Yes," replied Dr. Soakem, "making a total of $122." ; "Er I don't quite understand." ; "That brings It up to date, including today. I charge 2 for office visits, yon " know."-I'hlludelphla Ledger. A Loophole. "When In doutt," said tho weather 'prophet, "always predict something disagreeable." ' ."What for?" "If you're wrong, people are so pleas ed they don't criticise you." Washing ton Star. The fate of all of us, men and wo man alike, Is to be forever wanting what we heve not Jerome K. Jerome. . Approval? "Do you think they approved of my I sermon?" asked the newly appointed ?, rector, hopeful that he bad made a good Impression on his parishioners. "Yea, I think so," replied his wife; "they were all nodding." When Schumann was In love he wrote, "I wish I were a smile, that I might play about your cheeks." i Life is such a poor business that the I strictest economy must be exercised la Its good things. Schopenhauer. WHEN REST IS NEEDED. PmIIbs ( lacrrtalaty la Perfarm- aae mt Raatlaa Wark. "When poopte fall into the habit of wondering whether they have dons routine thlugs It Is high time for them to consider the advisability of a rest" aid a physician. "There Is no surer sign, to my mind, that the system is becoming overtaxed than this reeling of uncertainty. "I was staying with a friend toe other night-spending the night with him. In fact He's a man whom I know pretty well, and I thought at dinner and through the evening, from little nervousness in his conversation and manner, that things weren t all right with him, but I wasn't abso lutely convinced till edt!uie approach ed. We were sitting upstairs In his study, his family having retired, and be asked me to excuse him while he saw that the house was locked up. It was a still night, nnd I could follow bis progress around the various rooms on the first floor. He seemed to me to be unnecessarily long, and, without being Inquisitive. 1 really became In terested to know whether he wasn't making the rounds twice. Finally I heard him go Into the parlor, a room I was sure he had visited at least once before. When he came upstairs I asked laughingly how many times be had seen that each window was fas- ened. But be wasn't lu a laughing mood at all. "It's a funny thing, old man,' he said, 'but I've been fool enough to look at each window two or three times Do you know, It would strike me after I bad left a room that perhaps I hadn't put the catch properly on oue of the windows there, aud back I'd have to go to make sure. Being in there, I'd examine the other windows again. It' been that way for half a dozen nights. Somehow doing these things doesu seem to make the Impression on me that one would expect. This lack of sureness Isn't confined to locking win dows either. I find myself at the office wondering whether I hava given auch and such instructions Instruc tions that are so much a part of my dally work that I suppose I give them mechanically and then forget them Nine times out of ten I And everything Is all right but I'm not quite happy till I do. I guess I must be getting old maldlsb In my old age.' "It was my turn to be serious then. I explained to him that his forgetful ness all came from being overtired From bablt he worked like an automa ton, doing this, that and the other thing In bis business or home life, but a great number of bis actions were without the cognizance of the brain. lie needed rest and If be did not take It be would break down. "I got htm away from cares for bit, and the next time I saw him he laughed as heartily over the Incident of the much locked windows as I pre tended to. Ho doenu't kuow It, but he bud a narrow escape. I'm telling this story that It may serve as a warning in an overstrenuous age." New York Press. Wlilatlrr and Color. Although WhlstlT did not care for music, he made use of bis technical knowledge for themes. "Symphony In Gray and Green," "Variations In Blue nnd Green," "Nocturne: Opal nnd Sil ver," "Arrangement In Black and Brown," are exumplea of this particu lar trnlt. Ills most ambitious desire was to pnlnt n grand concerto-like pic ture with the title "Full Talette," "Just as In muBlc," he explained, "when they employ nil the Instruments they make It 'Full Band.' If I can find the right kind of thing, I will produce a har mony In color corresponding to Bee thoven's harmonies In Bound." Otto II. Bacher in Century. A Bis Sarins. "Listen!" suld the man ot middle age. lie was beutllug over the palmist, whispering excitedly In her ear. "Listen!" he said ngnln. "My -wife la coming to you this afternoon to have her fortune told, nnd if you want to make some money on the side" He laid a bank note on the stuffed owl's head, "tell her on no account to buy a motor car, because you read In her palm that she Is doomed to be killed In an automobile accident." New York Press. How lie Remembered. Professor Huxley had a fuuny way of remembering certain anatomical de tails of the human heart. On the left aide of the heart there Is a valve with two flaps resembling a bishop's miter and known as the mitral valve. The corresponding valve on the right side has three flaps. The only means by which be could remember their re spective positions, said Huxley, with his skeptic's humor, was by the re flection that a bishop could never be In the right. From r n lnar Pa to Fire. "Life la full of contrariness and non payment of alimony," complained the woman ns she took her seat reluct! -ntly at her desk on the morning aftas the dance. "When I was mariled and had more leisure than anytbil im the days were long and deadly, but now Unit I um free and life might be one endless dream of gayety I hare to work." New York Press. Safe. "Now, dear," snld the hew of the elopement as they boarded the train, "we are safe from pursuit." "And also," said the young girl radiantly, "safe from starvation. Here's a check pa made out to your order." Ex rhantre.. Dangers of a ('old and HwW it Aruld Them More fatalities have their origin In r result from a mid than from any otfi r caue. This fact alone should mar people more careful as there ia no rl'B eer whatever from a cold when H le properly treatol in the beulnlng. For nianv years Chamberlain's Ooosh Remedy lias been reco) niie as the most prompr and effectual tvedicljJ ' use for this disease. It acta in n"4rt plan, loosens the cough, !,"",?, the lunifs, opens the secretions .a wlaa na ture in restoring the system to a healthy condition, told by Keir & t ass. All our meats are purchased in Port land from the Union Meat Co. and are government inspected,' which is a guar anty of its wholesomeness. M.Guire Bros. Soeler t rait Lasd. Just6 miles east of Hood Rivtr, in the Mosier vslley, V. 1). Morgan ! some excellent Iruit land in large or small tracts which be can sill ehrap f taken soon. Parties wishing to luy win do well to write or see C. 1. Morgan, Mosier, Or. Food don't digest? Because the atom- acb lacks some one of the essentiul di gestants or the digestive juices are not priiperlv lialanceu. men, hk, iv in um undiirested food that causes auiiriies and painful indigestion. Kodol For In diirestion fdiould te used for relief. K dol is a solution of vekftable acids. It digests what you eat, suil correct the diiiciencies of the digestion. Kodol conforms to the National Pure rood and Drug Law. Kiltl by here Williams rharniacy. toe's Addition oa the Market. We have placed in our hands for sale, all the lot belonging to H. C. Coe in CWs Addition to Hood Itiver. I-otn will lie sold at the price ot 13)0 and up for tiie next 30 days. This is the best opportunity to secure lots in mm beautiful portion of llooti Kiver ever offered the public. Then umber is limited and the choice should be made early. One lot with house, was sold last week. Five lots and house were sold yesterday. Two more inlay. They will not last long at these prices. For further information see W.J. BAKKK& CO. WOOD FOR SALE. I am prepared to furnish mill and slab wood, also other kinds of wood. I have a new steam wood saw and am prepared to do sawing. Also do general team work. FRED HOWE. Phone 121. STRAY CATTLE About two hundred bead of my cattle scut tered and strayed from the mountains shout the head of Bager and the head of Hood Kiver that nre likely to come out at Hood Kiver, Moaler. eight Mile, Fifteen Mlle,Tygh Valley or Waplnllla. My mark la a crop ofTthe right ear and tin- derelope of the left. 1 think all my cattle are marked with thla mark. My brand la a spear point or arrow head, senerally on the blp. All of my cattle have this brand exoept a few of the "!' cattle hereafter referred to. Many ot the cattle were purchased by me mm other parties and have their brands in addition to mine. Among thene are (1) "KM brand, (2) "heart" brand, (3) "E" braud (4) some have the '"circle bar" marid, ncneriilly on the aide, (5) ' D" braud. Home of these cat tle with I he "It" brand do not have my spcur brand, (o) "atlrrup', brand on the aide, (7) "seven-lip" brand on the hip or side. in addition to ihcae brands and some oth ers not described, aicood many of the young cattle are marked wlln two nolcnes or dew liiim in the brisket. Anaone aeelnK any nllhe above cuttle will confer a favor by letting me know at The Pullet. Oi'ckoii, and 1 will iiludly pay for any tt yuhle In the matter. nzi Aliments. iir,ir.ir. C. P. R. Next Door to McGuire Brothers, Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired All work done with Klectric Iron and guaranteed I t OME to Radium Sonncti and rest Free vounell from the and caret which have worn vour nerve. Drink ol the wonderful watert here, whose remarkable 6rorjertiei will bring ture relief from rheumatism, chronic con- ' dilation, indiseftion, kidney and bladder trouble and many nervoui diiorder. This splendidly equipped sanitarium Donate every medical resource, 'provide every luxury of the finefi hotel and offert all the comforts of the borne. Located amid the mountains where magnificent scenery, delightful walks, and fine fishing abound. information a Im futpmtmt, mecom aaaatadaM ana ratal ehtrfullf mpptltd DADIUM SPRINGS L SANITARIUM an eoorb Trap eontainlof opiates eonstt ato tk bowels. Boo' Laiatiro Honey ana 141 saOTM tht bowatt and msuub aooputo. Sold by KEIR & CASS, Druggists HOMESICK! ARI YOU GOING EAST? We can save you money on freighting household cootii. WHw Of fcw ntri and olhrr particulars. Oregon Auto-Despatch Cn. . 2 nasi trim rMTUst. oatuoa WJ Best lor 1 Cough. 1 Coldt, Croup, I I Whooping f I Cough, Etc 1 i NoOplatea, 1 Conform to 1 Jn National Purs I Food and 1 Druf Law. J J IMDr Beautiful Home for Sale Twenty arrea, ten In fruit trees, 1 bearlac to ctMrry trm In full bearinc. All cleared bill a'j arrt-a: 10 srren need no Irrigation: euroe tuimlfiy: 6 -ren itwnl ready Ut raK ln liecnf w atrr eoe wlih place; also tons of hv; wood all nuder tried tnt winter. A II .kn. Imtue, nix rooms, baih room and in ry; hnrn and other outnullillno, all new; (ik! water. Hue niacin and town only no ten: mall rlvlit at tlie door every day. Price ire i-r acre: 1'4J oer acre eheaier Uian land wild all around the place. Ixjii t paaa by tills tiiiiee without aeelug It. Add rata, O. W. Smith, K. F. 1). No. i. May 15 NOTICE FOU PUBLICATION r tutted Htutea I lid office, The Dalles, Ore gon, IK-it Inlx-r Is In. Notlre In hereby elven that In compliance with tht provision of the art of Coogreaa of J one 3, 1n7s, eutltled "An art for the sale of limber )mi in theatatea of 1 alllornla, Ore- 1,1, n, isevuiiK. ami waHhlnicton Territory, ' aa extended to all Public Land btatea b. act of AugllaH, KM, WILLIAM FOSTKR, of Mooter, Orrtton, county of Waaco, stale of tirennn. has Ihla day tiled In thla office bla worn atatement No. S7I4, for the purchase of IheSW'toraection 10, In township 1 north, rutin 11 east, W. M., and will offer proof to mow Hint the land aouirht la more vafuable f r tu tiinbrror atone than for agricultural niri"-. and to eatahllah hla claim to said ii.ml before the Ketrlalerand Receiver at The li -Ilea. Uienon on Hie 12th day of March, WOT. lie iminea aa wltneaaea: (ieorice McVey, Anna McVev. of Um I lies. Orecon. and William Roy Btokes, Bertba Oodberaen, of Mistier, uncoil. Any and all p r-tona claiming adversely Hih Mtxive-deaerlhed landa are requeated to llin their iiIhiuh In thla oiilceon or before aald Uth day ot Match, l'J07. MICHAEL T.NOLAN. J10-m7 Kodlater NOTICE FOH PUBLICATION Department of the Interior, Land Offioa at The lhtliea, orexon, Jauuary i, l'.S7. Notice la hereby given that JOHN KNOX ROBERTS, of Hood Kiver, Oregon, hftn tiled notice of bis iiiirntlon to ntHke nnal nve-year proof In an p. porl tif Ins claim, via: Homeatead entry No. iiihUc Nov. 4, laul, for the ENK' of esc I on T, and WNvV'of section a. , township 1 north, ranite 10 east. W. M., ana inai aaia proof will tie inaile before the Register and Itecelver, at The Dalles, Oregon, on February lit h, l'.ti. H immea the following witnesses to prove tilscontinuoiie residence upon and cultiva tion of the iiu.it. vli : TliomiixH. Collins, .laim Knglish, Albert Mchiller.r'n-d Kmutschv, all of Hood Kiver, Untroii. MICHAEL T. NOLAN, J.1J21 Kegiater. SUMMONS In the Circuit court of the State of Oregon for the county of Wasco Walter I'ike, Plaintiff, vs. Julia Pike, Dt'fHniiiint, To Julln l'lke, above named defendant. In the name of the Htate of Oregon: Vou are herrliy required to appear and auawer the coiiipluliit tllttil against you In the above en titled court and itauae on or before January ii. ItKW, which la six weeks atter December U, l''i. the dale ordered for the Hint publication ot thin mil ice. and if vou fail to ao appear aud answer, the plaintiff will apply for the relief pritven lor in his conipiHini, itewii: tor a tie crcc lls.olvinir HipJioihIm of inatriinouy now i existing di ttiis time net ween aoovu iiainou iiluintltr and defendant, and for auch other iiiiii On iher relief aa to the court seems meet mill Inst.. TIiih summons In published by order of the Hon. W. L. tiradahaw Jw1kc of the atmve miiiiei! court, mane anil finer on me Din tin v of December, won. K. J. nuKowsay. dVijH Attorney for i'laintlfT. R. D. GOULD, NUMBING Pi Steam and: Hot Water Heating All jobbing promptly attended to. 100 Men Wanted WHO WEAR No. 9 Shoes To call on us. We are overstocked in this size. Also have a large stock of Womens' Shoes Sizes 3 and 4 We can save you money on these goods jr owers Bros. CLEARANCE SALE ..Extraordinary Values in Head-Wear.. In onlorto make room for our Holiday line of Art Goods, Richardson Wash Embroidery Silk and Stamping Patters, Center Pieces, together with many Novelties, just what you want for pres ents, we shall sell hats regardless of cost. Watch our ad for Holiday Goods. MME. ABBOTT A SrCCKSSFUR BAKING always follows the use of White River ami tioMon C'rowrrtlour. Whether vou buki hri'iid, ekes, pies, or any kind of pastry, you will finrt thisflour a safe and reliable standby. Try it once and you will newr use any other. STRANAHAN & BAGLEY, HOOD RIVER, OREGON. Car of Wood Wanted Either pine, fir or mixed with oak. In answering state price on board car and what O. R. 4 N. station. Can find buyers for several cars. Address C. L. Ireland. Moro. Oregon. n39tf Are You Being Poisoned? If your liver is working right yon probably are not. When the liver is overworked, as it fre quently is, the system be comes clogged. It is then that sallow complexion, bad taste in the mouth, headaches, dizzy spells, continuous languor, etc.. indicate that the poison ous matter which should be carried off is slowly tainting the blood. If not remedied at once this condition will cause se rious trouble. CLARLE'S - PIL CASCARA COMPOUND provides just what is needed to quicken the liver into natural, healthy action. If you take these pills when needed all danger of this slow poison ing is avoided. Posi tive cure for conntipation. Price 25 cents CLARKE THE DRUGGIST RECEIVING DAILY FRESH Flour and Feed CELEBRATED WHITE RIVER AND GOLDEN CROWN BRA JDS MADE FROM SELECTED HARD,WHEAT J Stanley-Smith Wholesale and Retail LUMBER Lath, Shingles, Etc Lumber Delivered to Square Deal Store "Honest Goods and Square . . Deal for Every Han" . . IS MY MOTTO The Ideal Weeder Is what its name implies, a Genuine Weed Ziller and the nearest to perfection of any orchard tool yet introduced in Hood River Valley. Try one and he convinced. Satisfaction Guaran teed or no sale. Osborn Spring Peg-Tooth Harrows Acme Harrows Plows and Cultivators Potato Diggers Wagons, Hacks aud Buggies Flour, Feed, and a Full line of Groceries at all Times Car Load Stumping Powder just received Yours for Business Phone 741 D, 3rd and River Street. F. 8. STANLEY, Pres. E. L. SMITH, Vice-Pres. The First National Bank OF HOOD RIVER Capital $50,000 We offer you the facilities of a well managed and well equipped bank. The interests of patrons receive our careful attention. Hotel Waucoma Moderate Rates Excellent Service P. F. F0UTS, Prop. Staple and J. H GILL, DEALER IN Fancy Groceries AND HARDWARE. SOLE AGENTS FR Majestic Si Mesaba Ranges and Stiletto Cutlery. HOOD RIVER HEIGHTS, - . OREGON. - t 0 n mm m J. E. NICHOLS UNDERTAKER AND FUNERAL DIRECTOR LADY ASSISTANT Prompt Service Day or Night ORDERS FROM P IX Y FILLED FOR CUT FLOWERS Office Phone 1513, Residence Phone 1511 KOOD rivfb mf Lumber Co. Any Part of the Valley M'DONALD Hood River, Ore E. O. BLAXCHAR, Cashier V.C. BROCK, Asbt. Cashier Surplus $12,000 A FIRST-CLASS HOUSE Farmer's Dinner 25c Hood River, Or