..... HCODmVEIl OLAOIEB, THTJkdDAY, JANUARY 31, 1907 l : r ; : , " presents. I never did. power to draw on. my GIFTS TO A WIFE. Tfca toatlmrat That I. )rr to Heart of a Woman. In t recent divorce the husbnpd, when asked If lie ever made bis wifa an Lnristniaa or birthday replied: o; I am sorry to say I gave Mrs. bank account and to buy anything she wanted. I was mistaken. That was Hot all I should have done. That did not take the place of my buying things nd taking them home to her." It is astonishiug how little even tba majority of husbands know about tha feminine nature. I recently beard a young wife say that she would rather have her husband bring her a btiuch of violets than give her ten times the money they cost. But she said she could never make him appreciate the fact that money was not all that she needed. I know men who never think of tak ing home a bunch of flowers to their wives. They either think it unneces sary extravagance or that if their wives want flowers they can get them themselves. They do not realize that women prize the little courtesies, the little, attentions and evidences of thoughtfulucss more than money. It la the invitation to the little outing or vacation, the little trip to another city, the bringing home of tickets to the theater or opera or to the concert or lecture-It Is the hundred and one lit tle things that umke the average wo man happy and not merely the fact that her Imperative wants are supplied In a lump sum. Most men overlook the fact that It does not take so much, after all, to satisfy the average woman. It Is largely a question of the right spirit, of doing the things which Indicate thought fulness. Just giving a wife a check once in awhile, no matter how large it may be, or telling her to draw as much as she needs from your bank account will not satisfy a womanly woman. It is yourself she wants with the money, Success Magazine. acffdol YSt so long om aa nrry-4Tit yeara. isorxxly ever flogged ao many boys aa be. The pupil waa the theo logian. Dr. South. It la told-I am ore tbe story ! true that when South eame aa a small boy to Westmlnater Busby greeted him with tbe ominous words: "I see great talenta la Hut ulky little boy, and my rod shall bring them out" If ao, be waa no aonbt aa good aa his word. But wben B.a.a. 1 . . . ... ... duuiu my upon nia oeatnDea it waa his last prayer to be buried at hi old master's feet; and tbe master and tbe pupil now rest aide by side. Nine teenth Century. Waat lailaa X The West Indian negro is a born poacher. He catches the quail by the cruel expedient of strewing flnely pow aerea cayenne or bird pepper In the little dust pita where the birds "wash." The burning powder sets Into the eves of tbe birds, which, confused and help less, are then easily caught When he wants a wholesale aunply of fish, be explodes a piece of dynamite, wblcb was probably Intended for the making or new government roads, over a bole In a mountain stream, and tbe fish are killed by the concussion. But his fa vorite resource la tbe bark of tbe dog wood tree. This be dropa Into a river bole, and tbe mullet Intoxicated, comes to, the surface of tbe water. This singular property of tbe dogwood has caused It to be employed aa a nar cotic Pearson a. PLANETARY VITALITY. STORE WINDOW LIGHTS. Regulation! Fur Their Control Applied In Berlin. The regulation of artificial lighting In connection with window displays Is a subject which has been given com paratively little attention by the mu nicipalities of this country, considering the extent to which it Is used for this purpose in these days. That this phase of the lighting question demands closer scrutiny there can be no doubt, and It might be well for Information on the matter to look to those cities which have given it study. Stringent regulations have been adopted In Ber lin and other European cities, where merchants were Inclined to take ad vantage of laxity in the premises. In Berlin lamps outside shop windows must not be lower than ten feet above the pavement or project more than forty Inches from the wall. Where the lighting In the windows Is done by oil, petroleum, gas flame or Welsbachs there must always be a sheet of glass not less than one-tenth of an Inch thick under the lamps and running the whole length and breadth of the shop windows, so as to completely cover the articles In the window, and noth ing Is to be put above the lamps. The lamps must be at least forty inches below any Inflammable part of the construction and ten Inches from any such part horizontally. There are -also regulations as to Iron screens where there is bare wood and as to efficient ventilation. Bare flames are not allowed In igniting the gas. This must be done by chemical or elec trical klndlers or by electric distance spark kindling arrangements especial ly sanctioned by the authorities, The regulations for Incandescent electric lamps are about equally strict Mu nicipal Journal and Engineer. WHEN MACAU LAY SPOKE. Then Flowed a Torrent of Oratory and Euphony. What can be the matter? Doors open, members rish out; members are tear ing past you from all points In one di rectiontoward the house. Then wigs and gowns appear. They tell you with happy faces their committees have ad journed, and then come a third class, the gentlemen of the press, hilarious. Why, what's the matter? Matter! Macaulay is up. You join the runners la a moment. It was an announcement one hadn't heard for years, and the passing of the word "Macaulay's up" emptied committee rooms now as be fore It emptied clubs; the old voice, the old manners and the old style glorious speaking; well prepared, care fully elaborated, confessedly essayish, but spoken with perfect art and con summate management, the grand con versation of a man of the world con fiding his learning and his recollections and his logic to a party of gentlemen and Just raising his voice enough to be heard through the room. As the house filled he got prouder and more oratorical, and then he pour ed out his speech with rapidity, In creasing after every sentence, till It became a torrent of the richest words, carrying his hearers with him Into en thusiasm and yet not leaving them time to cheer. The great orator was trembling when be sat down. The ex citement of a triumph overcame him, and he had scarcely the self possession to acknowledge the eager praises which were offered by the ministers and oth ers In his neighborhood.-From Whlt ty's "Parliamentary Retrospect" ENGLISH SCHOOLS. Tne FlOKKlnft Cnntom and the Way It la Regarded. About corporal punishment In Eng land two curious facts lie beyond dls pute One Is that while the working class and the lower middle class dis like and resent It and will not In gen eral allow their children to undergo it the aristocracy tolerate It without com plaint The time is coming, one might assert paradoxically, when it will be Impossible to flog anybody but the son of a peer. And the other fact Is that public school boys have often felt a apeclal affection for the masters who have punished them most In Westminster abbey stand aide by side the tombs of a master and hla oupll The master was Dr. Busby, jrbo wai bead master of Westminster Earthquakes Can Taka Placa Only Llvlaar GlohM. A moon quake Is now unthinkable, because tbe moon is aa dead aa a door nail. Our satellite la "ever foreshad owing our own ultimate doom, like tbe mummy at Egyptian banquets," but la the meantime, If tbe Edinburgh Re view has correctly conceived tbe teach tngs of seismology, the Inhabitants of earth may console themselves for the havoc wrought through earthquakes by reflecting that they demonstrate the vitality of our planet. In that dis tant past wben tbe moon actually quaked there may some scientists de clare there must have been forma of animation on its surface. "Though tbe moon, by reason of Its smaller site was bound to lose Its atmosphere. It must have taken millions of yeara to do so, and there may have been time for the cycle of life, from the primeval germ up to sentient beings and down again to the hardiest lingering plant cells, to run Its full circle." Tbe writer In tbe Edinburgh Review continues to develop this line of thought: "Earthquakes are a sign of planetary vitality. They would seem to be char acteristic of the terrestrial phase of development Effete globes like tbe moon can scarcely be subject to the stress to which they are due, nor can they be very suitably constifuted for the propagation of elastic waves. In choate worlds, such as Jupiter and Saturn, are still less likely to be the scenes of reverberating concussions. Their materials bare not yet acquired the necessary cohesion. They are pasty or fluid, if not partial'y vapor ous. On the earth tbe seismic epoch presumably opened when, exterior so lidification having commenced, tbe geo logical agea began to run. If will last so long as peaks crumble and river carry sediment so long as tbe area! distribution of loads fluctuates and strains evoke forces adequate for tbelr catastrophic relief. "Our globe Is by its elasticity kept habitable. The separation of sea from dry land Is thus and not otherwise mnlntained. The alternation!! of 'eleva tion and subsidence manifest tbe con tiwial activity of this reserve of en ergy. The dimensions of the globe we inhabit depend upon tbe balance of pressure and expansiveness. Relaxa tion or enhancement of either instant ly occasions a bending Inward or an arching outward of tbe crust Just by these sensitive reactions the planet it self shows itself to be alive, and seis mic thrlllings are the breaths it draws." Current Literature, POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Don't permit pretended friends to ex aggerate your sorrows. Any man Is- unreliable when talking ab )ut his side of tbe case. Most people expect a dollar's worth of thanks for a fifty cent present To be successful one must know when to grant and wben to refuse con cessions. A discontented person Is bad enough to live with, but a self satisfied person Is lots worse. Too many people think It isn't wrong to lie about a man who lives a hun dred miles away. After a man baa earned your busi ness don't give It to the other fellow Just to be contrary. The average woman keepa a cook Just long enough tor tbe cook to peer Into all tbe closets and get good looks at the family skeletons. Atchison Globe.. wnwi at an Artlat. A first class journeyman tailor who la both sensitive and ambitious must have more than his share of sadnesa and heartache. Tbe completeness with which be la ignored by those who are made happy by his workmanship can not fall to cause blm mental agony. The bosses know him and appreciate bis work, and so do bis fellow crafts men, but that Is all. Beyond them he is unknown, untbougbt of. His work goes out Into tbe world to delight and to be admired, but It brings to blm neither fame nor praise. He is no more thought of or considered by those wbo wear with pride a garment he made than tbe sheep la from whoso back the wool was sheared that went to Its making. American Tailor and Cutter. Plan aad Date. It Is a good plan to wash figs and date before giving them to children, or, for that matter, to any one. Their sweetness attracts insects, and their stickiness makes them a perfect homo for dust and its undesirable germs. Yet most people seem never to think of this at all. Washing will not Im pair the flavor. On tbe contrary. It makes them more agreeable to the sight and touch aa well a to tbe taste. At Um Cb arches. Methodist Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sabbath school 10 a. m.; Ep- vortn League 7 p.m. f rayer meeting Thursday evening. All cordially invit- ea. vi . kj. cvana, pastor. St Mark's Episcopal Church. Holy Communion at 8 o'clock; morning rayer at 11, and evening prayer at U. B. Church Sabbath school, 10 a, m. ; preaching, 11 a. m.: Y. P. C. E. 7:15 p. m.; preaching, 8 p. m. Prayer meeting at a p. in. Wednesday. All are cordially invited to attend all or any of these services. 1'aator, J. W. Sprecher. Christian Church. Services at K. of P. ball tbe first, third, fourth and fifth Sundays of each in nth. Services at Odell the second Sunday of each month. W. A. WOOD, Pastor Baptist church Sunday school 10 a. m. ; preaobing 11 a. m. ; Junior B. Y.P. U.. 3 p. m. ; evening service. 7.30. Riverside 0 nsresational Church. W. C Uilmore, pastor. Bervioee Sun day at 11 a. m.. Christian Endeavor at 7 p. m., evening worship at 8 p. m. Belmont M. . Church. H. C. Clark, pastor. Services, Belmont: Sunday school at 10 a. m. ; Class meeting at 11 a. m. j Epworth League 7 p. iu. ; preach ing every Sunday evening and 2d Sun day in month at 11 a. m. ; Prayer meet ing Thursday 7 :30 p. m. Services at Pine Grove same as above except preach ing, which is on 1st and 3d Sundays at U a. m. Wrapper. 1st and 3d Sundays at 3 :30 ; Sunday school at 2 :30. Mount Hood. '1 be 4th Sunday at U a. m Sunday school at 10 a. m. Catholic Church Regular very Sunday. semcee Will Stay in Hood River The iemedy that makes you eat. sleeD ana grow strong, caiiea raimo laoiets, will be sold regularly by Williams' Pharmacy, Hood River. These great nerve and constitution builders cost only 60c per box, six boxes, $2.60. tf For any disease of the skin we can recommend Chamberlains Halve. It re lieves the itching and burning sensation instantly and soou effects a cure. This salve is also invaluable for sore nipples. heir x uasH. Rev. Carlisle P. &. Martin, L. L. D. Of Waverly, Texas, writes: "Of a morning, when first arising, I often find troublesome collection of phlegm which produces a cough and is very hard to dislodge; but a small quantity of Ballard's Horebound Syrup will at once dislodge it, and the trouble is over. know ol no medicine that is equal to , and it is so pleasant to take. I can most cordially recommend it to all Der ails needing a medicine for throat or lung trouble." Sold by Clias. N. Clarke. MILWAUKEE NURSERIES MILWAUKEE, OREGON. N. B. HARVEY ' I'KOI'KIKTOB GUIGNABD HOSIGER, Local Agents, let. km We will have lor tne Fall trade 50,000 one and two year o.d Yeilow .Newtown fippin and suitzeuburg apple trees. also all ill' leading variedies of Apple. Pear, Plum, Piune, Peach, Cherry and Eughr-h uuiuui titer, ornamental trees, shrubs and Korea. Our trees are true to name mid give good satisfaction. For prices tali i n August Guignard, Hood Kivt-r, or address JN. is. iiarvey, Milwau kee, Origon. Phone 1259. S. D. GARNER 'GROCERY i On the Heights Stock is 2nd Fresh Goods md Prices Right Phone 1401. Free Delivery GIVE US A CALL ' U. $. Commissioner Notary Public D C 'OCX D B. JONES, Dentist Crowiand Bridge Wort Teeth WfOuut Plates. Treatment of diseased teetb and gums Office Brosius Building. Phone 1033. Unusual Opportunity Lota in Rivervlew Park at a big re duction for 30 days. 18u W. J. Baker A Co. J "REGULTOR LINE" Steamers leave Portland and The Dalles unday, at 7 o'clock a. m calling at Hood River, eastbound, at about 4 p. m. ; westbound at about 8 :30, p. m. Direct connection at Lyle with the C. R. A N. Railway to and from Goldendale and Klickitat valley points. For any further information address any agent of the company or M. TALBOT, V. P. A G. M. Portland, Oregon One Dollar will lit you to eye glasses or spec tacles. Perfect fit guaranteed. Your eyes fitted at home. Write far free bowk let describing our methoi. Kememher, the glasses we fit yon t are worth $3.50 any wherf on arth. Our price, only 11.00, id'R REPAIRING drMrtaimt Is bmhI comulete. MainiDrinaifm Watraclaunl f I 00. Send your work by refiataraa aaaii. 2 50 repairs say watch. METZGER & CO. Ill SIXTI STRUT. PORtUro, ORS. Arrival and Departure of Halls. HOOD RIVER. The DODtoffioe Is open daily between t a. ni and 7 p. m.; Sunday fror U lol o'clock. Mall for tbe Kant close at 11.21 i m., 8.10 p. in. aad d. m.: for tbe Went, at 80 p. m. and Ip.iri. Tbe carriers on B. F. 1. route No. 1 and 2 leavelhepontonlceMg.80a.nl. Mail leaves For Mt, Hood, dally at 12 m.; arrives 10.20 a. m. For Underwood, Wash., daily, except Ban dav. at 12 m.. arrives at It a. m. For White Salmon, Wash., dally at 12 m.; arrives at 11 a, m. WHITE SALMON. For Hood River, dally at t a. tu.; arrives at 2 p. ni. For Haaam, Trout Lake and Guler, Waab. dallv at 7.30 a. m arrives 6 o. m. For tileuwood, Fulda and Gilmer, Waab., dally at 7.80 a. m.; arrives at h p. m. ror nne r lai ana nnowaen, wasn., at I p. arrive, aame m. Tuesdays and Saturday; arri days at 12 m. j. K For Blngen, dat 1 at 4.45 p. m.-, K46a.ni. arrivea at nr. gk s S3 , COE CARPENTERING SCREENS Shop opposite O. B. Hartley's residence Phone 671 SNOW & UPSON Blacksmiths and Wagon flakers Special attention given to making and repairing rubbing Tools and Loggers Tools n EXPERT HORSESflOERS JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, Pres. Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public J. M. BCHMELTZER, Sec.-Treaa Notary Public MARION I. HEN 111MJ Vice President ..Hood River Land. . Emporium INCORPORATED Real Estate, Loans, Insurance, Abstracts, Collections, Conveyancing and Surveying We are prepared in a special manner to handle all kinds of business in any of the above lines and have a large list of improved lands and city property from which to make your selection for a fruit ranch, a stock farm or a home in the city. With an Extensive Correspondence We are able to handle your prop erty advantageously and will be pleased to have you list same with us CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED The president of the company is the city engineer, and is prepared to do surveying and civil engineer ing work of all ; kinds. Abstracts furnished and opinions given on property titles. Collections a Specialty. Phone Main 141. GEO T PRATHER r WehavejustreceivedaFreshsuppiyofy Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash The Oldest Insurance and Real Estate Agent in town Insurance Loans Abstracting Hood River, Oregon 44a 80 YEARS' EXPERIENCE y Trd Marks Designs Anww awdlnf a afcefch nnrt dtwnMtnn ni.f quli'ftl, aMfrliti our !Mimin frw wlttMher an Invention la prohtthljr .tMi!ahla 1 ummmitra. tkmtrti't!y c.iill1f.nlit,l. lUn.i!..k.i I'nimita aent tnm. oiitmt kii, fur urniK iwirum. PatmiU taken tlimuuh Jkluim Co. nvelra ayrrtol nor wit hout chutve, in t he Scientific fimer.can. handaomel? lllnntratrd wecklr. T .nrimM rtr ralatioa of an, srieiHItli' inurnal. Titiih, It a ' -JjJ"' "'"Kb'. ! fflilliyall newioal,r. MUNN&Co.38'8 New Turk Branch 36 r Ht.. U'uhluulcm, U. C. RF " to '""r ttk youraelf attrai tive iwssiblf. If jtt.u have SEAL! I FIJI " , r V J wrinkled, unata-titl? enmplejlon, learn aow to a.-.nilre a inrfecl V aarmleaa. turaiit.-,.d nu'llmda. I will ana jou a tm pamphlet, lu a ululn SHr".: i,la particular.. If ron VIZ a w'k.'.'.' v,'"r" tbllbVd. KAOAMI , feTOSON, 201 Marlear bldg.. waahlntton it , Portlnd, Or.-it.in. AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR WOOD.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS STRANAHAN & BAGLEY I Hood River, Oregon ,3aaaaBaaBai3 0 GuZ sfetkati Mat C,.K'.,lgS$Q PURE CRYSTAL ICE DAVIDSON FRUIT COMPANY M A N U K A CTlT II K UH DELIVERY DAYS i Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday Mornings and Saturday Afternoons Order Direct from Factory Phone Main 71. S. J. FRANK HARNESS , AND SADDLES WATER-PROOF Horse Blankets and Robes Tents and Wagon Covers All renairin"; promptly at tended to. .Roller Skating Rink. i AT THE Every Eveningand Saturday After noons. Not open on Sunday STRICT ORDER PRESERVED Admission, 10c Skating, 25c G- W. GRAHAM, Prop. OREGON SilOT LINE I.. . r. AMD UftlUN PAliriU 3 Trains to the East Daily Through Pullman alHiutiinlH mid tourist aieeping cam aniiy to Onmlm. riileairo, Hpo kane; tourist Rlelii rarn iliillv to Karmaa City; through Pullman tourist sleeping oar (perHonaally conduclod) weekly to Chicago. wvnuiiiK cnair car Nttaiit ireet to ma k umt dally Union IVnot Leave. ArrlvA Chicago-Portland Special for the Kaatvla Huntington, dally !):: am 7:30 pm Hpokane Flyer for Knstern waHinngton, walla Walla, Lewlston.Coeur d'Alenennd Great Northern polntx, dully 7:00 pm 8:00 am Atlantic Ex press furllicKast via Hnntlnifton. dallv 8:15 nm l :(lnn Portlmid-Blgns local, for all points between Hlggs and Portland, dally 8:15 am 6:15 nm RIVER SCIIKDULK 5:00 P. M Hal I. y except Monday. FOR ASTORIA' and 8:00 p. M way polnta. ciiuncclliigj Hally with steamer for II iauo except and North Bench sleain-l HuipImv, er Haasalo, Ash street dock (water per.) FOft Uayinn, Oregon X City and in la. pol dock (water per.) L'anililll Itiv Ash Htreetl Sat tt rda v 10:00 P. M. 7:00 A. M. Hally except Sunday, FOR LEW 1H TON, 6:10 A. M. Idaho, and way points, rum wpana, wasn Dnllv except Saturday 7:30 P. M. Dally except Sunday. 4:00 P. M. Dally except Friday orFiva Hot'iw Freight Houaa 8 a. in. to 12 noon; 1 to 6 p. m. No freight received or delivered after 6 p. m. Paaaenger Depot Hours for delivery of ex. press and baggage will be 8 a. in. till p. m. WM. McMURRAY, General Passenger Ageut, Portland, Or. H. W. BOYLK. Agent, Hood River O. R. & N. TIME TABLE. Bast bound Ne. 2, Chicago Hneolal, 1143 a. m. No. 4, Hpokane h Iyer, (Mil p. in. No. 6, Mall and Express, 10:t2 p. m. No. 8, 10:43 a. m. No mall. No. 24, Way Freight, 12:15 p. m. No. 22. Fast Freight, 4:05 a. in. West bound No. 1, Portland Hpeclal, l:r5 p. m. No. 8, Portland Flyer, 5:'.r a. m. No. b, Mall and KxpreiM, a. in. No. 7, 8:15 p. in. No mall. No. 28, Way Freight, :& a. m. No. 66, Fast Freight, 1:05 p. m. DAVENPORT HARNESS GO. Have in their New Harness shop a large line of . Whips, Tents, Axle Grease and Harness Oil We would like for you to coiim and ex amine our harness repair work which is quickly attended to. Box Wood FOR SALE AT THE Box Factory Thoue 71. New Location. We are now located in the Smith Building, in the room formerly occupied by J. K. Hand, where we will he pleased to Kee all of our old cnstomerH as well as new ones. This large and well-lighted store has heen fitted up with the best and most complete stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries, Flour and feed ever displayed in the City. Fresh Vegetables received daily. Call and inspect our stock. SPOT CASH GROCERY WOOD & SMITH BltOS.,-Proprietors. HOOD RIVER TRANSFER & LIVERY CO. TICLET OFFICE FOR THE REGULATOR LINE OF STEAMERS. " Hauling, Draying, Baggage Transferred, First Class Livery Turnouts Always Ready. Phone 131. ...Mount Hood Store... W. S. GRIBBLE; Proprietor. Dry Goods Hay Ammunition Hoots and Shoes Hardware Oraniteware Grain Flour Feed Full Hue of Groceries F. E. STRANG J. W. WILSON THE ODELL NURSERIES DEALERS IN ... Apple Trees All standard varieties grown from selected scions of the best bearing orchards in Hood River valley. Guaranteed true to name and free from disease. Hunts Paint & Wall Paper Company Have added a complete line of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH ES and BRUSHES. HEATH & MXLL1GAN MIXED PAINTS. Our stock of paper includes latest designs in Blanks, Gilts and high Grades, From 10c up. A full stock of room molding, Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line of novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCLMO, the latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging, Sign w ork etc. Phone 671. First and Oak Streets. Job Printing at the Glacier Office J i s 'i (1 Is I J