t HOGl) EIVEB GLACIER, THUKtJDAY, SEPTEMER 20, 1906, A STRANGE FIRE LEGEND thm Carloaa Story Told by tho Somlk lea Islaadora. o The iouth bob Islanders toll a curious Story of the jrlijin of fire. If they arc to be believed, they came luto posses sion of that useful element In the fol lowing manner: A great whale Was once washed adore upon one of their Islands during the prevalence of a ter rible hurricane. The monster became entangled In a grove of tallow trees (a l pedes of evergreens whose branches easily Ignite) and while gnashing his teeth In his Impotent rage struck etT spark which lighted the grove and con sumed both trees and whale. Fires which are said to have been perpetu ated Blnce the day of the "great whale Are" may yet be seen burning In many parts of the lslnnds. Another fire legend, believed In by the Inhabitants of the Islands to the north of the ones In which the "great whale Are" Is preserved, Is to the effect that a great air dragon (probably light ning) breathed upon a tallow tree and set Its branches on Are. From the coals left from this fire they learned of Its great value and have ever" since used the element for domestic purposes and In their religious ceremonies. They also have a tradition that the time will come when the dragon will return for the fire and that no man will be able to withstand blm and save the sacred spark except he be a person born with pink eyes, fair skin and white hair. For this reasou the birth of an albino Is always hailed as a good omen and his or her person guarded with Jealous care, so as to preserve life to Its ut most limit Marionette mentions seeing a "lire god" or "Are guard" (albino) while on his visit to the Islands who was believed to be at least 155 years old and who bad always been provided for by the tribe. RefAnesque, who made south sea Is land myths and legends a study for years, U of the opinion that the return of the drlon for his Are Is symbolic if r.i.itli and the Aight of the spirit " OLD LEAP YEAR LAWS. THE STAFF OF LIFE. &ecordlnc to Tradition, Pan Tamsrht Mortals How to Malta Bread. Man has not always eaten the Ane wbcaten bread which Is so frequently served today, and yet It would be nec essary to go fur back into prehistoric times to And the period In which some kind of bread was not baked. Sarah, who cooked for Abraham, the "father of nations," made bread Just as her ancestors had made It for hundreds of years before her time. She prepared a paste of Aour and water and, having shaped it into round, flat pieces, burled It In the ashes of the hearth. It was many years before the Jewish people knew any other kind of bread, although there were times when these Aat cakes were baked uton the gridiron until they were dry and brittle enough to be broken by the hand. According to tradition, It was Pan tile god with the face and legs of a gnat who Arst taught mortals how to make bread. .AcconJIue-io the, same author! ty, it was the goddess Ceres who taught the Greeks how. to cultivate corn and Mcgalarte and Megulomuze who In structed them lu the art of kneang U mr and bukiue loaves In ovens. So successful were their pupils, however. that nt one time no less thun seventy- two kinds of bread, were evolved out of various combinations of milk, oil, honey, cheese and wine with the Aour of that period. For a very long time the Romans were caters of gruel, the art of parch lug corn and of converting It Into Aour having been taught to them by King N'unia (1715 B. C), while the baking of the compound was ouly Introduced with the worship of Fornax. Perma nent public bukehouses were In use In Rome as early as G30 B. C. Strangely enough, however. In the midst of the bewildering progress of the centuries bread Is one thing that has shown but little Improvement. Wfcca Wawaa Pra d Six CaataHaa Am Man Had ta Aeoaat. In two countries, at least, and more than 000 year ago laws were paued which gave women the right of propos ing marriage. These enactments went even farther than this. They also stip ulated that If, the man whose band they bad sought should refuse he should Incur heavy Ane. A searcher among the ancient rec ords of Scotland discovered an act of the Scottish parliament which was passed In the year 1288, which runs as follows: 'It h statut and ordain that during the rein of his malst bllsslt Megeste, Ilk for the years knowne as Lepe Yeare, Ilk niayden ladye of battbe hlghe and lows estaet shall bae liberie to bespeke ye man she likes, albeit gif Be refuses ta talk hir to be his lawful wvfe. be shall be mulcted In ye sum of ane dun. dls or less, as his estalt may be, except and awls gif be can make it appear that he is betroth it ane ither woman, he then shall be free." A year or two later a law almost similar to the Scottish enactment was passed In France and received the ap prove I of the king. It Is also said that before Columbus sailed on bis famous voyage to the westward a similar prlvt lege was granted to the maidens of Genoa and Florence. There Is no record extant of any Anes Imposed under the conditions of this Scotch law and no trace of statis tics regarding the number of spinsters Who took advantage of it or of the sim ilar regulations in France, but the cus tom .seems to have tafcen Arm hold upon the popular mind about that tlnie,. The next mention of it la dated nearly 400 years later, and it Is a curious little treatise called "Love, Courtship and Matrimony," which was published In London In 1000. In this quaint work the "Drivileire" Is thus alluded to: . , "Albeit It now becomes a part of the common law In regard to social rela tions of life that, as often as every leap yeare doth return, the ladyes have the sole privilege during the time It contlnuetb of making love either by wordes or lookes, no man will be en titled to benefit of clergy who doth In any wise treat her proposal with slight or contumely." Up to within about a century ago It j was one of the unwritten laws of leap year that If a man abould decline a ' proposal he should soften the disap pointment which his answer would bring about by the presentation of a silk dress to the unsuccessful suitor for his hand. A curious leap year superstition is still to be met with In some parts of Mew England, and that Is that during leap year the "beans grow on the wrong side of the pod." Eaclaad Afloat. England's naval supremacy began In 1588 with the defeat of the renowned Spanish armada. This fieet consisted of 130 vessels, carrying 2,500 cannon and 30.000 men, while the , English navy consisted of but Afty vessels no bigger . than yachts and thirty of the queen s ships. When the cdnfifct was over the Spaniards had lost eighty ships and 10,000 men. A medal struck to com memorate this great event bad for Its motto, "He sent out bis snows, nd . be scattered them." ' ., What a "Barrtoaaa" la. "Hurricane" is the old Spanish nam for a West Indies cyclone, btft it Is used by modern meteorologists to des ignate a long continued wind 'of ex treme violence. In Beaumont's scale the different winds are classed as "light" "gentle," "fresh" and "strong" brecses. The next Is a "stiff" breeie, then a "strong" wind, and then we strike the "gales." The "gales" run thrtmgb three or four classes, the last merging Into thehurricane." Aa Aat Retort. "Foo's sometime ask questions that wise men cannot answer," remarked the professor in the course of bis lec ture. "Then that explains why so many of is get plucked In our examinations," said the Aippant student Home Notes. f galftla m Bardaa. "Aren't you the man I gave a pi to the other day r "Yes. lady." "What did you do with ltf "J gave It to my brother; he's strong er than I."-New York Press. Aa Iacaatloaa Crltle. Almost the last work that Sir Edwin Landseer was engaged on wss a life sized picture of Nell Gwynn passing through an archway on a white palfrey. This picture. In which the horse alone was finished, was bought by one of the Rothschild family and given to Sir John Mlllals to complete. One morn ing a celebrated art critic called and .was much Impressed with this work.. "Ati, to be sure!" be said, going up close and examining a deerhound, which almost breathed.' In the fore ground of the picture. "How easily one can recognize Landseer's dogs! Wonderful, Isn't It?" "Yes, It Is won derful," remarked Sir John, lighting an other pipe. "I finished painting that dog yesterday and have done the whole of It Jlyself." That critic was sorry he spoke. Aaetaer Reaioa. Aunt Emellne is the best loved wom an In Say mouth, for her charity is ulIU of hand and heart Like many other excellent persons, Aunt Emellne Is not a church member, but she Is a regular attendant at the village church, which Is so near ber cottage as to seem un der the same roof. When, at the clou of a recent sermon, the minister re quested all those present who had nev er united with the church to retire at the end of service, everybody was sur prised to see Aunt Emellne rise and start down the aisle. , "Aunt Emellne," the minister called softly, "that does not apply to your 'That Isn't why I'm going," Aunt Emellne responded sereuely. "I smell iny .dinner burning up." Youth Cow- panktn. Ta OlU JIeabadaa. . The oilv character of the menhaden 1 familiar. It Is caught for Its oil, 1 which Is tried out In factories. Men-' haden Ashernien use purse nets, which are tarred to preserve them. To keep their hands from sticking to the tarred net they rub on them a freshly caught menhaden, handling It somewhat as they would a cake of oap. So oily I the menhaden that the slmpleressure thus applied hi enough to bring through the scales oil sufficient for the purpose. Fleaaaat Job. "Oh, George, I'm so glad you'v come," exclaimed the sweet girl. "Fa ther la so excited and disturbed. Do go In and calm him." "Very well," replied Mr. Lovett, "what's the matter with blm J". " Why er I Just told him you want ed to marry me." Philadelphia Press. POINTED . PARAGRAPHS ,-; Some men don't care how dull busi ness Is if it is equally bad with their rivals. About the third time some people how you a kindness you And they want to sell you something. Patience is that which you have to have with others, but which no one Is colled upon to have with you. Society is a good deal like our rlcb kin we are mighty uloe to its face, but make fun of It behind its back. Some people are like a worthless team of horses always have to be helped when it comes to pulling a load uphill There is one way of starting on the pathway to get rich which is seldom traveled these days running a store and living over It It sometimes happens that defer enc 1 shown a man not In recogni tion of bis greatness, but because he will b cranky of it isn't. Atchison Globe. Thar Bad Ha Dlaaer. 1 The absentmlndedness of a certain well known Scotch professor la notori ous. Not long ago he luvlted a few se lect frieuds to dine with him, and upon their arrival, some short time before the hour set apart for dinner, the pro fessor suggested a walk through the conservatory and grounds until the eons: should sound the dinner hour. After spending a short time inspect ing Aowers, plants, etc., host and gueata came suddenly to a small gate at the end of the lawn. "Ah," said the professor to his astonished guests, "as suredly this will be a much nearer way home for you than going back to the front" And, all unconscious of his in vitation to dinner, be opened the gAU and bowed his srueats nut Ironing Hoard. - I have Just made up an assortment of these necessary srticles, also have the material to make them to order, Experleuoe has taught what kind give the best service, also what to make them of to prevent warpiog, obeoking or extracting pitch. Yours for anythiug in the Jcarpen teiing line. F. O. COE, Opposite O. B. Hartley's Res. Phone 571. Pal a from a Burn Promptly Relieved by Chamberlain's Pain Balm A little child of Michnl Straus?, of ernon, Conn., was recently in great pain from a burn on the hand, and as cold applications only increased the in ttsmmatinn, Mr. Straus csme to Mr James N. Nichols, a local merchant lor something to stop the pain. Mr Mcliols says : "I advised linn to use Chamberlain's Pain Halm, and the firnt application drew out the inflammation and iave immediate relief. I have used this liuaiuenl myself anil recommend it very often for cuts, burns, strains and a me back, unci lisve iiever known it to disappoint." For nate by Keir & Caep, druvvistf. Nature's Way Is Best. Tha fnAotlon strrnethenlne and tisane building plan of treating chronic, linger ing and obstinate cases of disease as pur sued by Dr. Fierce, is following alter Nature's plan oi restoring neaun. Ha nsM natural remedies, that I extracts from native medicinal roots. repared by processes wrought out oy is expenditure of much time and money, wllliou. uie use oi aiconoi, sua by skillful combination In Just the right proportions. Golden Medical Discovery, Black Cherry bark, yueen's Toot, Uolden Seal root, Bloodroot and Stone root, specially eiert their Influence In cases of lung, bronchial and throat troubles, and this "inscov T" Is, therefore, a sovereign remedy for bronchitis. laryngitis, chronic couch. catarrh and kindred ailments. The above native roots aim have the strongest possible endorsement from the leading medical writers, of all the several schools of practice, for the cure not ouly of the diseases named above but also for Indigestion, torpor of liver, or bilious ness, obstinate constipation, kidney and bladder troubles and catarrh, no matter whnr located. You don't have to take Dr. Plorc' aav-so alone as to tnis: what he claims for his "Discovery" Is backed up by the writings of the most eminent men In th medical profession. A request by postal card or letter, addressed to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for a little book of extracts from eminent medical au thorities endorsing the ingredients of his medicines, will bring a little book free that is worthy of your attention if needing a good, safe, reliable remedy of known emnpimUion for the cure of almost any old chronic, or lingering niaiauy. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con stipation. One little " Pellet " Is a gentl laxative, and two a mno catnaruc The moat valuable book for both men and women Is Dr. Pierce's Common .Sense Medical Ad' viser. A splendid lOM-paire jwgj volume, with engravings ?f.'J paper-covered, will be sent to anyone sending 21 cent In one-cent stamps, to pay the cost of mailing only, to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Cloth-bound, 31 stamps. Leave Hood River 8:00 a. m. . Leave Dee 4:00 p. m. On June 10th, and each Sunday there after, Mount Hood Railroad will run an Excursion Train between Hood River and Dee. I 9 A more pleasant trip than I a few hours ride through the Beautiful Hood River Valley cannot be taken and the Fishing' in immediate vicinity of Dee is unsur passed. Round Trip $1 Round Trip $1 Tickets on Sale at Office Mount Hood Hotel. Facts Worth Knowing. Our little daughter Gladys, suffered for some time for causes unknown to us until we bad to keep her out of rcbool. We Dually took her to our pbyiichn who recommended nerve treatment of the eyes. So we took ber to Dr. W. F. Laraway end bad glasses fitted. Soon alter she had one slight attack and now we consider her perfectly welL Mr. and Mrs, J. R. Crosby. For sale bv Emporium. Twenty acres on Methodist lane, four miles southwest from Hood Ki-er, small house, Borne land cleared, Only 13000. Not for vour dealer's fuke, nor for Benson's Mke but fr your own sake ret some of Benson's Fancy new potatoes. They will make you smile. SEE Nature's Wondrous Handiwork Wanted Position as farmer on strawberry (arm. ! Am well experienced and willing to work j Address T. J. Hammond, Bor 08, Springfield, Ore. B. II U jrwir duty to nuk. yourMlf -I attr.t-tlvv iKMUtbli.. II rw Sat. BtALlUUk wrlnklrtt. tiiiilrhtljr completion, lnrn how to iU.rt perfect ktu hf hanulmt. f turMUtfefl methudi. I will ud you frr pamphlet. In pi In HTvlop, firing til par! I culm. If you writ todity. FW ypn Mtalltsh4. MADAXK HUDSON, 7 MhcWi bid., SH6 Wattblnfton it., PnrtUnd, Off fun. 1 WHOLESALE. RETAIL THE DALLES NURSERIES I R. II. WEBER, Prop. THE DALLES. OREGON. GBOWIB AND DKALKB IN FRUIT, SHADE TIIEEC GRAMS VINES and i K rr i ; and ORNAMENTAL 1 llL'1-' SMALL FRUITS . Evergreens, Rosea and Shrubbery. Remember, Our Trees are Grown Strictly Without Irrigation. White Salmon-Hood River ' irw u w .'irwr.if m mm it a.y.vir' ur ih II i..ir iv. . is; . 1 b m What a man can do I hi greatest ornament, and he always consults hi dignity by doing lt.-Crlyl. Jiitt ee. Dennsltors in the Ssvins Depart ment of the First National Bank are rnniiMied to brioii in t sir back books in order tbst Interest may be entered therein which is due Septero ber 1. Caabiei First National Bank Reduction Id Floor aid Feed. Pi.., iiil i 'h prior on Flour an Feed t vnreluiiise. Bran tU per ton: shirts. ilfinerton: flour. 14 per barrel. D. McDonald. A Hna Trick. 'What do you do to make talk when you call on new glrlf "1 usually start by telling a Joke." "But the rest of the evening?" "That can be filled up In explalumg the joke." Louisville Courier-Journal. Foresee misfortunes that thou mayeat strive to prevent them, but whenever tbey happen bear them with magna nimity. Zoroaster. Chamberlain's feat R-m'fr let Nature' Plaa The mst ucremiil mertMnes ar' tli..-e tlmt aid natnre. Chsmlrtsin'i I on j It Remedy sets in thin plan. Take i when yon hsve a cold and it will allay I he ci'ii ah. relieve the lunir. aid eipr toratioii. opens the vecretion and aid nature in mtnring the system to healthy condition. Thousands' have testl6ed to- Its .uperior excellence. counteracts any tendency of a cold to ft-siilt In pneiwnoni. rnce Zfic. Largi size, 50c. hot sale by Keir A Cass. McGuire Bros, mske their own leaf ard under their own brand, e Wc pay 4 on time depodtt, current rata on sivingi accounts, receive deposits subjea lo check, and do s genets! bank ing bunnets. You can hav the advantage of tfrong btnk it your very dewf by wing the nails. , Send in your depoBta, Acknowledg ment will be mt you by return nal Savngt accounts received from on doBat up. Open aa account with s snd not new apidly it wiO grow. I FRANK, VATSOH I ft. L DURHAM, Vto Mt .V.HrlMlMs a C CATCMNCk, Aa tmm hi JT-tf- . . BBS5wt l 34? WfceitST. f0tTiAND.OM. Through Utah and Colorado -tl.- t'.jiU', t'i-.iion of llie (IrHinl, 'tliiek iV.i i ', Miir-i i.H aiel l-ii--iv P'i- !. mi 1 the W'nr il Famous lioyal Gorge. KW'K-iuilu'Ke mi l i iH?-r-..-c1 pumri letH, write to W. C. McBRIDE, General Agent : U'l Tn I ill alii-rl, Two big sail boats, two big perfectly safe gasoline laiuiclien uiul two big ferry scows. Kxpcrt sailors in charge. Boats leave at all hours. DEiN & PEARSON Licensed Ferrymen. Houses and Lots . IN oe's Addition G C. P. R. Nevt I r to Metiuire HrotlierK, Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired All work done with Electric I run and guaranteed RALPH REED Best line of Cigars in the City Also handle line of Pipes, Tobaccos and Fishing Tackle Now Cheap for Cash or on your own terms. is the Time to Buy. Phone Farmers 1233. H. C. COE. H unts Faint yallRaper. Co. Have added a complete line of PAINTS, OILS, VAKNlSII ESand BRUSHES. HEATH & MILL1GAN MIXED PAINTS. Our stock of paper includes hi test designs in Blanks, Gilts and high Grades, From 10c up. A full utock of room molding, Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line of novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, the latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work etc. Phone G7 1 . First and )ak Streets. 1 1IP This Bank free What our men a-i I w mien of fifty years lienett will be depends on the children of to day. Is it not worth our while, even at the cost of considerable ellbrt, if necessary to teach our boy or nirl the value of money, the habits of thrift, economy aad savings. Her bert Hiiencer says "education is the prepara tion for complete living." One of our Homo Saving" Hanks which yon can have FRKK upon ('iH'iiinK an account with one dollar or more, if in your home, is a constant appeal ing educator, teaching the habit of saving silently, forcefully, and not to be denied. Saving Department First National Bank SANDTHt EAST CHICAGO When purchasing ticket to Chi cago and the East, sea that it reads via the Chicago Worth Western Railway. Choice of routes via Omaha or via St. Paul and Minneapolis. . It is the rats of Tbs Overland LieJted snd the direct Una to Chicago farm the Coast Poor fsst daily Chisago iraias make connections with all traasBOBti- Bsatal trains st St Paul and Miane- apolis. Th Bo Everything. AH afenta sail tickets via this lin. Foe furtlMT Information pply to a. . nataaa, MMrt aM, o. a. svw. isa tw at., rorukiw, ant. THEIR POINTS 'J A mrvo JACKSON & JACKSON, Dealer in General Merchandise and Lumbermen's Supplies, Railroad Ties, Cordwood, Lumber and Cedar Posts Free Delivery. Phone 931 HOOD UIVER, OH. New Location. We are now located in the Smith Building, in the room formerly occupied by J. K. Hand, where we will he pleafted to nee all of our old ctiHtomerH hh well as new ouch. This large and well-lighted store Iihh been fitted up with the bent and most complete stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries, Flour and Feed ever displayed in the City. Fresh Vegetables received daily. Call and inspect our stock. SPOT CASH GROCERY WOOD & SMITH BROS., Proprietors. OF. SUPERIORITY are many, too many to print here, but if you are interested in having the BEST got acquainted with Oliver Steel and Chilled Plows Moline Orchard Disc Buckeye Oider Mill Sharpels Tubular Cream Seperator Kimball Cultivator Bean Spray Pump, Aermoter Wind MUl Syracuse Spring Tooth Acme Harrow Buckeye Force Pump Vehicles and Farm Machinery (EXCLUSIVELY) . J. R. N1CKELSEN Bartmess' Furniture Store ON A CASH BASIS Malleable. Iron Peds, guaranteed against breaks by the factory for 25 years, and yet cheaper than the cast beds. We get them direct from the East. Call and look them over. S. E. BARTMESS Building Material, Carpets, Paints, etc. , LICENSED Undertaker and Embalmer. . FOR OREGON AND WASHINGTON V REDUCTION OF TEN PER CENT ON ALMOST ALL HOUSEHOLD GOODS r A Large Lmegof New Spring Goods MATTINGS and CARPETS At prices new before qisoted