HOOD EIVEE OLACIEK, THOlUJDAY, JULY 6.U006
BY THE WAY
la the MaBS. legislatme, the lie baa
been followed by a blow, la Washing
ton, it no longer ntlre up eveu
breeze.
White City, Cleveland, amusement
resort, which wa advertised to open
with firework, burned down twn dayt
before the date of opening. Tboae
Cleveland people always weie an Im
patient lot.
The beef tnmt folks are no doubt be
ginning to wouder how often this ad
minetmtion expects them to take that
immunity bath.
A oorreepondenfof the N. Y. Hei-
ald want to know hat makes a preach
cr tired that he must take a vaoation,
Perhaps it is the couples be married
during tue year.
With the president threatening to
publish the Neill-Keynolos report, if
toe beer trust opposes tbe Inspection
provision, and the beer trust threaten
ing to tight inspection if the report Is
published tbe oountry Is liable to rise
up and yell "flay ball."
When some people have nothing else
to worry about, they wonder wbat
would become of ail the buttermilk if
drinking it were not a fad.
A lot of voters, who have beard of
tbe "free alcohol" bill, will find them
selves up against a great disappoint
ment next fall.
The Chicago packing bouse muck,
appears to be too neavy for tbe oral
nary rake. A steam dredge would
seem to be tbe nmobine needed.
Keally John Wesley Oaines bad no
kick coming, on bis arrest, since It
provided him with another good ex
cuse for making a speech.
When Mr. Bryan hears that "Lick
ing" county, Ohio, baa indorsed him
for the presidency, be is sure to be
reminded of something. gg
As yet, the doumalias not asked for
auymiiig mat toe czar is willing to
grttut. Otherwise they are getting
alo lg very nicely together.
A Nebraska oouple met, courted and
wed within an hour. In N. Y. they
might also have quarreled and farted
in tbe same period, and still have bad
enough time to tell theirroubles to
the police.
Now that Emma Goldman and Alex
ander lierkman consider themselves as
good as mairied, tbey might relieve
their minds by occasionally blowing
each other up. t
In spite of the faot that be has suc
ceeded in getting rid of So pounds of
avordupois, Mr. Taft'g friends still
consider him in the presidential
heavy-weight class.
That Chicago woman who kissed the
whole college fraternity can get a per
manent job anywhere as a picnio
chaperon,
if tbe southern people vote as they
cheered, President Rqosevelt , might
carry Norfolk by a large majority.
The Presbyterian General Assembly
baa refused to elect one of its mem
bers to au oltioe beoause be smokes to
bucoo. Thus another ambition goes up
iu smoke.
Auy trouble that may bofall during
June can be easily accounted for.
The month comes in on Friday.
We hoe that Altonso in making his
priuoesa a queeu, will not make her a
bigh-Eua.
All is not gold that glitters, and all
is not beef that's tinned by tbe trust.
The prediction that the end of tbe
noild is due-iu 1920 will prove ratber
discouraging to that portion of hu
manity contionted with tbe necessity
uf hubtliug U.i a living for twenty
tone years more.
Tbe election of DuPoot, of Del., the
"power prinoe," to the U. 8. Senate,
wll go a good way towaid "blasting"
tbe hopes of Addicks.
A few years ago someone remarked
that there are good trusts and bad
trusts. The admiustration seems to
be having very poor luck in locating
auy of the good ones.
From tbe tenor ot lis remarks, it is
evident that representative Jenkins
thinks tbe rate bill was spoiled by too
many section bosses.
Senator Burton claims to be a poor
man, so we must take it for granted
that his numerous lawyois are handl
ing the case for the exoitement there
is iu it.
A New York boy found a watch and
ran a half mile to give it to a police
man. When last heard from, the watch
was still running.
Philadelphia society women have de
cided to "receive Max Gorky and bit
lady fiioud," and tbe people who look
on Philadelphia is a slow town, can
mil that in their cigarettes and smoke
it.
The flight eaithquake shocks re
ported from Southern Illinois seem to
indicate that the Yates senatorial boom
is still trying to attract attention.
Tbe czar was quite right In refusing
to receive a deputation fioni tbe lower
house of parliament. Nowadays, the
telephone is the propel means ot com
munication. Senator Burton is beginning to bate
a suspicion that after its recent earth
quake, tbe senate is also determined
to have a fire.
Pittsburg is having heat prosit a
tions. There is a slow town for you.
Chicago bad beat prostrations over
a week ago.
Perhaps tbe czar is doing as well as
could be expected, considering the
kind of official company he Is com
pelled to keep.
This discovery that tbe mob at
Springfield, Ohio, lynched the wrong
mun, uertainly would cost that town
its good name if it had one.
Those rate bill conferences need to
be impressed with tbe fact that the
public has a powerful telescope
trained their way.
Rockefeller's health it is announced,
is tine, though possibly the Standard
Oil company is not feeling quite as
chipper as usual.
We might readily
anything that would
ers' business if they
not do anything to injure our health.
Mme." Bernhardt says this tour is
an "irrevocable farewell" thus em
phasizing tbe contrast between it and
her former farewells which were re
vocable at will.
Doubtless the story that there is a
soap mouutain in Nebraska was in
vented for the purpose of scaring
away tramps. If as tbe poet says, a
room bung witb pictures is a room
hung witb tho1 gbts, wbat is a board
ieuce bung witb circus posteisT
Time flies so quickly aftr a man
celebrates bis thirtieth anniversary,
of bis earthly career, that be imagines
there is quicksand in tbe hour glass.
At tbe close of President Roose
velt's admiustration, the only unfin
ished business, will be the Panama
canal.
Children like Kennedy' Laxative
Honey and Tar. The pleasantest and
best cough syrop to take, because it
contains no opiates. Sold by Williams'
Pharmacy.
agree not to do
injure the pack-
in turn would
Fuel Oil Snpplj Tied Up.
If it were not that the atiike of tbe
Sailors' union in San Franoisco has
tied up the iuel i il supply of tbe O.
K. A N., the oik of sprinkling tbe
Spokane branch with oil would begin
next Monday moruing. Tbe weeds
are now being cut away fiom tbe
track, and all is in readiness to spread
oil over tbe brauch from Pendleton
to Grange City and perhaps to Spo
kane to "lay" tbe dust.
Tbe O. K. A N, oil supply oomes
from tbe southern California wells,
by water from San Francisco, and at
piesent all snipping out of that city
is tied up by strive rf the sailor and
longshoremen. It is not definitely
known when a supply will be received
for tbe track. The supply for tbe oil
burning enginos is also very short and
unless a shipment is received soon the
oil-burners will have to be abandoned
on the Portland-Umatilla run.
The sprinkling will be done from an
oil tank equipped witb sprinklers
reaching out on either side of tbe
track, on tbe plan of a street sprink
ling wagon. It is thought that two or
three applications of tbe oil will suo
oessfully suppress tbe dust during the
entire summer. After tbe oil is ap
plied a couple of years it forms a
crust on the surface which does not
pulverze and thus the dust nuisance
is permanently abided.
That poition ot the Spokane b auoh
between Penleton and Starbuck la said
by O. R. & N. officials to be tbe most
dusty section on tbe system, and every
ettort will be made to permanently
abate it. It is thought that heavy ap
plication of oil for two or three years
will put the surface of the ground
along the track in such condition that
it will never again become dusty.
East Oregon Ian.
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of these necessary articles, also bave
the material to make them to older.
Experience-has taught what kind gilt
tbe best service, also wbat to make
them of to prevent warping, checking
or extracting pitch.
Yours for anything in the carpen-
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roilTLAND, OR.
Arrival and Departure of Hails.
HOOD RIVER.
The poBtnltlce Is or' n dally between 8 a. ni
and T i . in.; Sunday ln 12 to 1 o'clock. Mall
lor me luwi clone at u.A l m., s.iu p. m. ana
9 t in.: for the Wettt. at ' 30 v. m. and 9 d. in.
Thee mere on R. K. 1. routes No. 1 and 2
leave the poKlofflce at 8.30a. m. Mall leaves-
Kor ML Hood, dally at 12 m.; arrives 10.20
a. ni.
For Underwood, Wash., dally 'except Bun
day, at la m., arrive at ll a. ni.
For White Kalinon, Wash., dally at 12 m.;
arrives at 11 a. in.
WHITE SALMON.
For Hood River, dally at 9 a. m.; arrives at
t p. m.
For Humim, Trout Lake and Uular, Wash.,
uwiy at i.dua. in.; arrive o p. m.
F'or Ulenwood, Fulda and Gilmer, Wash.,
dally at 7.30 a. m.; arrives at ft p. in.
For Pine Flat and Hnowden, Wah at 1 p.
m. Tuesdays and Saturday; arrives same
day at 12 ni.
For Blngen, dally at 4 4 p. m.; arrives at
8.46 a.m.
O. R. & N. TIME TABLE.
Bast bound
No. 2, Chicago Hnecial, U:4." a. m.
No. i, Hpokaiie Flyer, 8:.tn p. m.
No. 8, Mall and Expreiw, IU:42 p. rn.
No. 8, 10::3a. in. No null.
No. 24, Way Freight, 12:15 p. m.
No. 22. Fast Freight, 4:06 a. m.
West bound
No. 1, Portland Hnecial, 2:35 p. m.
No. 8, Portland Flyer, 5:33 a. m.
No. 6, Mall and Expresa, 4:42 a. in.
No. 7, 3:40 p. ni. No mall.
No. 28, Way Frets-lit, :25 a. m.
No. 56, Fast Freight, 1.-06 p. m.
Union Depot Leave. Arrive.
Chicago-Portland Special for
the Kiuit via Huntington, dally S:30am SK pro
Mpokane Flyer for Eastern
WaKtiiugton. Walla Walla,
Lewiton,c.oetird'Aleneand
Great Northern point, dally 6:15 pin 8.-00 am
Atlantic Ex pre for the East
via Huntington, dally 8:15 pin 7:15 am
Portland-biggs local, for all
pointa between Hlgg and
Portland, dally 8:15 am C.-OOpm
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Shohj line
akd union Pacific
3 Trains to the East Daily
Thmmrh Pnllmsn standards and tourist
leeptni car dally to Omaha. Chicago, Hno
kne; lonrlst leepln cars dally to Kansas
flty; throneh Pullman tourist ileeplnf ear
fneraonaally conducted) weekly to Chicao.
Reclining chair can (aeala free) to tbe East
dally. .
RIVER SCHEDULE
FOR ASTORIA and 1:110 P. M.
way point, connecting! Dally
with ateamer for II Aaeul except
and Norlb Beach iteam- Hunday,
er Uaaaalo, Ann aireet Saturday,
IIWJO P. M.
dock (water per.)
FOR Dayton, Oregon
City and Yamblil Riv
er point. Ash alreet
dock (water per.)
7 A. M.
Dally
except
Hunday.
FOR LEW ISTON. 1:40 A. M.
Idaho, and way point,!
rrom Hiparia, w an.
Daily
except
Haturday
5:11) P. M
Dally
except
Hunday.
7:30 P. M.
Dally
except
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4.-00 P. M.
Daily
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orrica hours
Freight Honae 8 a. tn. to 12 noon; 1 to 5 p.
no. No freight received or delivered after t
p. m.
Paaeenget Depot Hours for delivery of ex
pire and baggage will be 8 a. m. till 8 p. m.
A. L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
B. W. BOYLE, Agent, Hood River.
White Salmon-Hood River
Two big sail boats, two
big perfectly safe gasoline
launches and two big ferry
scows. Exjiert wiilors in
charge. Boats leave at all
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Also handle line of
Pipes, Tobaccos and
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LeaVt Hood River 8:30 a. m. Leave Dee 4:30 p. m.
On June 10th, and each Sunday there
after, Mount Hood Railroad will run an
Excursion Train between Hood Rver
and Dee.
A more pleasant trip than
:J a few hours ride through the
Beautiful Hood River Valley
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vicinity of Dee is unsur
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Tickets on Sale at Office, Mount Hood Hotel.
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