HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY, APRIL 5,. 1906. PICTURE MEN GIVEN - THEIR JUST DESRTS Many people wlio have been impound oq by importunate picture dealer will feel like voting the Carnegie medal of heroism to the woman resident on the bill who thrathed a couple of these gentlemen last week. Their mode of operation ia most exasperating (or they usually Insist that tby know your business better than you do your self and that you must hare a photo graph chat you want enlarged. Yon know that you barea't oue, but they know better and once inside the door tbey stick witb the persistency of a poroua plaster. Tbey make a business of calling at the house when they know the man of the family is not at borne, and work on tbe affection of the woman for her children and for her husband and tell how nice it would be to bave a large picture of tbem in case tbey should die. Tbey exhibit samples of highly colored photographs of the victims which tbey bave transformed from re spectable looking citizens into freaks by giving tbem pink eyes, green hair and other grote que features and tell you confidentially that' it is "swell" without asking your opinion. ' You don't care for any today, but this worst of all nuisances Insists that if you do not want a obromograpb you must surely want orayou and pre sents for your inspection a portrait that resembles the original about as uwnratniv aa would a. mud fonne. He calls yourattention to the "beauti ful" frame which is really their stock in trade and made to sell the pioture irrespective of any artistic merit, lbe frame is showy but obeap and be at first quotes you a price which be luter splits In bull and it be sees no inclin ation to buy reduces again and tells you. if you are not sutialled you need not receive it wben it is delivered. Going to tbe mantel or table be picks up a picture and if you are in any way inclined to be easy goes away witb it. Tbe man who deliver these abortions a few weeks later do the heavy work and are usually of the bullying type , who threaten all sorts of dire trouble if yon refuse to accept their wares wbioh you did not ask for, did not want, and will not take. A little more of the vigorous action such as dis played by tbe lady on the hill will bave a salutary affect on those fel lows, and for this she reason deserves tbe heartfelt thanks of a long-buffer ing community. Hood Klrer W as Easy. The ball same yesterday alternoon was a very poor exehibition of the great American game. The visitors simDlv were not in it, but this was laraelv due to lack of oganization. They bad considerable good - material, but it was not played to advantage. Thev had no one who could bold O borne, who thows a bard ball, so that The Dalles boys had a snap. Neither team played stiotly bih school tal ent. The Bume was fortunately ended on account of tbe rain at the end of the fifth inning, the score boing then ia to 5 in favor of The Dalles. What it mieht bave been at tbe end of nine - inninus would be bard to conjecture, 11 I' l t, .i.v, A lint rauau huu dhxiuu, iuc uuum 'tery, did good work, but the team as a whole bad no opportunity to show what it fcould do. It was apparent however, that Oharr would develop into a star in the riant garden. The attendance ft as about 250. About two-scnre came up 10 root ior me Hood River boys, but somehow, they Inct tbeir voices. The Hood River team was managed by T. Osborne, who has signed to Ditch for Pendleton. April 15. He scored H strikeouts in tbe game yes terday. Billy Murray of this pluce, umnired the name in a very satisfao tory manner. The return game will be played in two weeks. Tbe line up was as follows; Hood Kiver-W. W. Piggett, c; T. Osborne, pi Frank Fierce, ltt base; John Cotfuiau, 2nd base; .1. C. Hoe kins, 3rd base; Chas. Hurt, ss; Pete Sonde, rf; L. Woodlucky, If; Frank Smith, cf. The Dalles aexton, o; ragau, v, Christian, 1st base; White, 2nd base; Conrow, 3rd ba-e; Rice, ss; Smith, If; Harper, cf; Obar, rf. Chronicl. A Plain Statement of rial form. , I, D. J. Cooper, ss a candidate for representative of Waco county in the legislature of Oregon, submit tbe fol lowing as a declaration of principles on wbiob to ask the support of the voters of Wasco county : l believe tbe people should elect tbe United States senators, and bave so ah nounoed in my petition for nomina tion filed witb the county clerk. I favoi a state appropriation for ex tending the state portage road from its present terminus to The Dalles. I prefer a candidate for United States senator who will stand by and support the administration of Presi dent Roosevelt, in his eftort to build tbe Panama canal, and to suppress all the evils that exist in the land. If elected, l will work unceasingly for an appropriation for the continu ance of construction work on the Celilo canal, and the improvements of all the Columbia river from its moutb to the bead of navigation ; aud will favor all legislation that will tend to tbe betterment of society and good government I will work faithfully for the mi of couutv roads and every lnu for the unbuilding of the entire state. '.WM tavor such legisla tin. win tnnd to better tbe condi tion of tbe laboring man; having been in the harness as a laborer all my life, . nntiJka year ago, wben I - rented my '.Tarm and moved to Tbe Dalles, my ith those who toil. Believing in home government will ; favor auqh legislation as will- allow municipalities iu mmu .. their own charters by direct vote of the residents within their boundaries. I was laised'ou a farm in Southwest Missouri, and bave resided in Wasco county the past twenty-eight years; .my Interests are all bere and if elected to tba legislature, will to the best of my ability, be a f ai tbf ul representative if all fchA nnnnle. ' Wben the people of H ood River feel V that they are sufficiently populated feud their Interests demand a division . f th nnnntv. I will favoi it OD ixtnnriaxv linM to be deciaea oy me P60ple- D.J.COOPER. BROKEN DRAW HEAD WRECKS FREIGHT CAR Wbut might bare been a very dis astrous wreck was avoided here Sun day by a drawbead breaking off ajd the fact tmtt the train to which tbe accident occurred was moving very slowly. A west bouud freight rain wbicb was backing over to get out of the way of number 1. Tbe back end of the train was on the trestle leading to tbe bridge wben one of tbe cats jumped the track and afier bumping over tbe ties for a distance of twenty feet top pled over and fell to the ground below a distance of 40 feet. l'taf car was loaded witb grain and fell so that it landed bottom side up. The foroe of tbe impact smashed the car beyond repair and scatteied tbe contents of it for mauy feet in its viciuity. Train 2 was due bere at the time and was held an hour and a half uutil tbe traok oonld be repaired. jNews that an acoideut bad occurred 80 ju s rop.djiiiid severalhundrcd reople went aown to view tne wrecx. oouie of tbem, however, were a little suspi cious at first thinking that a wholesine April fool joke was being played on Hood River's populace. Ran Away Twice in One Day. J. H. Filsinger, who lives a few miles out of town, bad the misfortune to bave two runaways inside of zi hours this week. Monday evening while in town with bis team wbiob was attached to a buggy it ' ran away smashing the vehicle, but luckily hurting no one. Tbe team ran borne aud was uninjured. Tuesday morn ing on the way to town the horses again ran away throwing out the driv er. Wben near the city they ran into a telephone pole breaking the tongue of tbe wagon. Oue or the Dorses uroKe loose and ran down into town where it was caught. The other one caught before it could get started agaiu. Apparently tbe horses have not been injured in either runaway aud fortunately no one has been hurt. Honey saved S Money Earned You will .save money by trading: at our More Come and examine our stock and get prices. OUR AMBITION IS TO LEAD IN HIGH GRADE GOODS - AND LOW PRICES Itemeinber our entire stock is new from top to Imsement, and the very latest in all designs and patterns. Many of our shipments have been delayed in transit, but is now arriving; every lew days, ana is getting complete in every department. For Fresh, Fancy and Staple Groceries we can save you money, and give you the very best and highest grade the market affords. Goods delivered t o any part of I he city. Phone ."2l. L. H. HUGGINS & CO. L Talks on Osteopathy. OsteoDatbv has discovered what pby- siciaus bave for centuries overlooked that, first, the body gets out of ine cbanical repair before any resulting disease is tolerated in tbe body; tnat disease, or sickness, is i ' the main onlv the state of faulty adjustment and inharmonious balance of the different working oarts of this machine; that disease, or paiu, or friction of parts, or stoppage of work in our bodies, is due specifically to some mechanical obstruction of the blood supply or nerve Dower of the body; and that disease cau be cured by removing un atural pressures, aud blockades from blood aud nerve channels, so that the circlating currents of nerve and blood can tfo to the narts ueing starved ana renew their depleted energy and vital ity. For lttnt. For a long term of years, south bulf of H ock 8. l'nrktiurst. and three acres vast ot Piirkhurst. W. J. Bilker & Co. Hardware SteWaft'S Furniture B The Ice Cream Season Y the time you have read this we will display a line of Carpets, Hugs, Art Squares, lsunaps, linoleums, Oil Cloths, etc., never before attempted in other than a citv store. We appreciate the patronage extended to us on these goods in the past and will show you what can be rlnnp tn nrove this appreciation. By April 1st this line will be displayed on ball bearing racks (no trouble to show goods), and as our room rugs range from $6.00 to $45.00 each, you time inspecting win ue wen spent. Paints Glass Stewarts Stoves Crockery New List of Real Estate Bargains v J. linker & Co. offer the following fl.md nronnsitiun ill real estate this week : r' acres, Hut ween ii ami 3(1 acres eliM'fl; 12 aeree i" bfsr n. rhard, 15 1 iie aix; Ira t''' !i I'd, iili- ,ir- i.iMiM). 4nienH cli ured, nets. in !! m iv rrii'8 ami elm bir i. 'I'm .t i- :i goi.d le.it t 1 1 it- r. "''HI. yo acres 5 milen 20 in iirelim i of v tiic ing; standard vnrie' ii 70 acres 4 n i'es tit Ifl in orchard. 12 in full beariiiL', 12 ue ft meadow land. AH ne vsHiity buildings on pluce. Price per Here, fJOO, 80 acres til miles out, Unimproved. No waste land, l'riee, 4l) per acre 120 acres 6J miles out. All necessary buildings, good well and springs on place. This is an uniiHiiiiuy goou uuy. Kmall orchard and all kinds of small fruit; 45 acres cleared. Price per acre, MO: terms to suit purchaser. 40 acres. All under cultivation. JSice Imirn house, ordinary barn aim two ware houses. 0 acres apples full bear inir. standard varieties; also young Winu-n orchard. 20 acres grass, 6 acres pasture; under irrigation ditch. This is a good buy at f iu,uou, V mil snecial attention to one 10 acre tract, all cleared from town, l'riee, 1250 We have a number of 5, 10 and 20 . I . . I acre tracts mm are iiiiik""io. n.,,c otviH nroiuiMtiuiis in retard to land (miii t. in Mount Iloou uminci. ii nrl Rre Its about It. ' Also land in Mo- aier. White Salmon ami iimiien. We loive fine alfiilfii runch in Baker county, another in morrow; aiso pruy rt In the Wi aniette valley to cx chante for Hood K ver realty. Houses and lots lor rent or sale in all nartu nf Hood Uiver. Collections maae. Insurance written in your choice of three companies DAVENPORT HARNESS CO., HAVE OI'KXKI) A .New Harness Shop. IN THIC OLD HAXK Hl'ILDlXfi Stock of new goods of the best quality on the market. Everything reliable aud all work guaranteed. Millinery Announcement We are now ready to show you the latest crea ations in Millinery. . 2v-m.o. ABBOTT Spray Your Trees and Bushes Every owner of fruit trees or bushes is required by law to spray them to prevent the spread of scale and kill injurious pests. If you are not equipped to do this work, write us for illustrated catalog doacri bing up-to-date Spray Pumps all the way from 75c to $75.00, also the pr oper sprays to use. Tell us how many trees you have and we will tell yon about what kind of an outfit you will need. about two miles 1 two, n Fruit Damaged ia Washington. A dispatch from Pomeroy, Wash., saya that Iruit in most localities baa been killed. On tbe Keiley aud Miller rancbea there will be half a crop of peaches. The cherry crop on the Malcolm rancb, 16 miles from Fomeroy on tbe Snake river, baa not been a failure for 20 years, and is reported to have oome through tbe late storm all right. In tbe Pela country, wbioh lies around tbe bills of the Blue mountains and where tbe season ie two or thiee weeks later than at Pom eroy, tha fruit buds are said to be in healthy condition. ' Home Seekers, Attention As I am about to take up a profession which necessi- tnt4s inv. sroinc East for some time, I have concluded to sell my two farms in Hood River Valley. I will sell 10 '20. t0 or 50 acres. Tnis nlnfrt lias two houses, and can be divided. All close in Also 40 acres near ;M osier, with 10 acres bearing fruit New house, chicken house, all fenced, . ffood water. I will st'ivg irood terms and long time. Land to Lease 10 acres, all cleared ready for crop. Oood hou -e, barn. chicken yard and good water. Also 40 acres adjoin ing, brush land, Lrood place for goats or cows. Will take work for rent. Land to trade for residence property in Hood River. 10, 20 or 50 acres. All good apple land. For particulars see fl. M. ABBOT, At Millinery Stor Don't Forget L1 -THE- When you warn first-class work done at home. All kinds of Laundry Work and Cleaning Lace curtains, 60c; blankets and carpets, 25c to 50c. Phone miMl Clan rabrlck. Prop. Patronize Home ...Industry... Our Work cannot be ...Excelled... Let's get acquainted Not in formal standoffish introductions, but with honest American freedom ot spewh. We are not kid-gloved, and we like the clasp of friendship aud the straight look that gauges respect. We are here to sell clothes to you; but before we begin, we want to be friends. Our clothes are the best, but you must have faith in us before you have faith in our wares. Come in. You need not buy. VOGT BROS. Hood River, Oregon IS HERE AGAIN And we are prepared to serve our patrons with the Best Ice Cream in the City "The Mount Hood Brand" our own make from pure Cream, no adulterants; the only kind to buy. The Favorite Oyster Parlor LVeX? SNOW & UPSON Blacksmiths and Wagon flak ers Special attention given to making and repairing Grubbing Tools and Loggers' Tools EXPERT HORSESHOERS If You Want 20 Acres of the best 4-year-old Spitzenberg & Newtown Orchard that ever laid outdoors, call or write to SHEPARD & FRANZ. Do You Want a Home in the rapidly rising community of Mount Hood? Can furnish you any size ranch you desire on terms to suit. Call on or write owner R.J.McISAAC, Mt. Hood. MOUNT HOOD HOTEL The Home of the Farmer - ... - r i Tourist! MmP-1 ylMfFTK Travel. CLARENCE F. GILBERT, Manager -AT A- BARGAIN 10 acres of very early strawberry and fruit land, with a southern slope, 1 miles from White mile from dock; water; 4 acres cleared. It's a great bargain for ifl.'i'O, part cash. We have other bargains. Salmon, 1 plenty of We Will Give You- Free Electric Lig'ht For one month if you will allow us to install it in your residence within the next 60 days, you agreeing to con tinue the service for one year. ' We w ill do the wiring at a nominal COSt cheaper in fact than ever done before in Hood River. ' You cannot afford to miss this opportunity Of havimr in your homes the electric lieht service which you will use in many other ways than for lighting. Remember There are a creat many electrical appliances that are prac tical, very handy, healthful and economical, and the cost is nnt, hirh. You should investigate tnis oner ana call in to have a talk with us about it at. once. Yours for business, The Hood River Electric Light, Power & Water Co. Lehmk Buti.rr, President Truman Buti.kr, Cashier ESTABLISHED 1900 INCORPORATED 1905 BUTLER BANKING CO., Who Deposits your Money? Sooner or later it gets into the bank whether you put it there or not. If you haye a bank account and save, it is deposited by you. If you spend all, some one else deposits your money. : : : : : : : : fuffipaid $50,000 Hotel Waucoma White Salmon Land Co., White Salmon, Wash. BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE. We can offer the following properties for sale cheap for a short time only : Good residence property close to bus iness blocks. Sii lots and larra residence on the Heights. Two lots and fine two-story residence with grand view. Small resilience on large lot, very cheaD. Good residence property in the upper town. Lot 50x150 and good 6-room house. Good acreage property within city limits. Several Dice little farms near town. Good apple land for sale on reasonable terms. Onthank A Otten I Hood Rlrer Oregon A First-Class House Moderate Rates Good Service Farmer's Dinner 25 cts P. F. FOUTS, Hood River Prop. R. D. GOULD, PLUMBING Steam and Hot Water Heating All jobbing promptly attended to. S. J. FRANK Dealer in Harness & Saddles All Repairing Promptly Attended to HOOD RIVER OREO0N