j In Hearts of Papier Mache C By TROY ALLISON S Copyright, 1904, by Troy Allleon The papier mache dog on top of the rosewood writing desk glared at the rabbit compounded of the same fiber and tried to growL "Iff contrary to the lawi of nature for you to perk yourself right under my nose that way " be complained. The rabbit made an effort to flick one ear and disdained to answer. "In real life you would take preclou good care to keep out of my reach," the canine grow continued. "Oh, I really don't know," the rab bit giggled; "you would be nothing more than a floppy, overgrown puppy. I don't know that It would take any great amount of ambling to keep out of your way." She held her one fore paw with the limp grace which ebe had often admired In her distant cous in, the kangaroo, 1 "I see you are a cripple also," she smirked, with a polite interest "Ton have lost a portion of your bind leg. Our present propinquity la probably due to our discrepancies." "I don't know how you make that out," he snorted, with masculine ob tuseness. "That's easy enough," she sniffed. "My right side Is really the handsom- n 1MM1HTU) won Bum BmiKTKO BIS XX FbAMATlOsl. est, but after the parlor mold broke off one of my fore paws she got to put ting that side next to the wall. 1 ob serve that you are wounded on the left awe, ana ttiat it is your left m that la turned toward the wall." She peered round him with her glass bead eye. "There may be something In your theory," he admitted. "When we were sound In body we had our best aldaa to the world and our backs to each ether. I never knew you existed Ten." "What a benighted state of Igno rance for your mind to be lnl Do you belong to her?" "Most assuredly I do," In bis most pompous manner. "Bhe has had me for months. Bhe told blm she nevor would part with me. I will never for get how pleased she was the night she drew me from the grab bag at the fair. It was the day after they became engaged. I really believed they were the happiest people I ever aaw." , "Tell me all about it," she coaxed. "I delight In romances." "Are you hers, tool" he questioned auspiciously. "Oh, that's all right! It's perfectly proper to tell me," she assured him. '1 belong to her also, so you see It would all. be In the family. If you hadn't been sitting with your back to ward me until you lamed your leg you would have known that she had nly been engaged four months when she got me." Ton don't aayl And I never knew Itr he exclaimed lu surprise. "She won me at a euchre party, the ' rabbit continued, taking a nibble at Hie highly painted papier mache car rot that the manufacturer had thoughtfully placed In ber mouth. "I was the booby prise, yoa know." "Yes, I'm sure I should have guessed It," permitting his masculine jealouay to render him ungracious. "Ten needn't be ao snappy," said the rabbit taking another bite of car rot, and wondering If It would have tasted better painted with yellow ecfaer Instead of Naples yellow. Tb surprised that she didn't win the first prise," he muttered In an ab stracted way that Bhe probably mis took for a query, for sbe answered many. "She might have If she hadn't been ao much la love. Every time she hap pened to be at a table playing against blm she would simply throw away tricks. I was sitting on the parlor mantel, and I dlatlnctly saw the rest of the people wink at each other." "Well, I suppose people will be fool ish at times." He gave a condoning sigh. "I had a lovely poem attached to me me when I was preneuted to ber." The rabbit showed some symptoms of pride In the reminiscence. "My mlud was never very retentive, but to the best of any memory ft ran something like this: quick Ilk tht rabbit If rw sm a trick, grab It" "IIow atrocious P he sneered In dis gust Tm glad I never tried to write poetry, but I'm sure I could have beat en that" "Oh, I dare say your would all be mere doggerel," she giggled. lie tried to swell with Indignation and grieved that he waa not made of rubber or of some substance that would lend Itself to his mood. "I suppose you dont know bow their affair ended," ml As "Do tell me," (ilie entreated. "The parlor maid arrniiKl my head in such a position that I was nevor able to see anything except the celling." "That's a trial," he conceded. "My head turns, too, but 1 was placed whore I could see everything going on. I think she really places me here to guard the contents of Iier dwk. My eyes are turned at the exact ungle nec essary to read every letter she writes or every one that she takes out to an swer." "Do go on and toll me whnt was the caune of trouble with the sweet dears," said the rabbit lmpstlently. He chewed his real feather muzzle reflectively. "It was as sudden as a whirlwind," he finally narrated. "He wrote her a note tolling her lie couldn't keep an engagement to take her to the theater one night. She happened to lie on the car the same night and saw him a few seats ahead of her with nnotli- , er girl. Gee! I never read such a scorching letter as the one she wrote him that night f ho Hat up till 1 j o'clock to finish It I Just knew It was I going to make trouble. I spent the whole night wishing I could get to it and chow it up, for it was a positive certainty that It would cause trouble." "And well It might! Men were al ways perfidious creuturcs!" hissed the rabbit winking an angry tear from one glass eye and a sympathetic shower from the other. "Now, you hold on," the dog ad vised loftily. "Females always would Jump at conclusions. Walt till you bear it all. I nover saw any one so unhappy as alio was. Bhe positively wore the polish off this desk weeping on It" "To think that her happiness should have been destroyed at one blow by such villainy." And the small rabbit mouth quivered so she could scarcely hold the carrot "Now, there you go again," he growled. "Just wait till I finish this story. After ho had stayed away for weeks he came walking In one day and said in a very dignified manner that he insisted upon her hearing hi explanation, because he didn't care for any one to consider him a dishonor able cad." The rabbit's eyes bulged with ex cited Interest and she Intimated with a breathless manner that she wished blm to continue. The dog enjoyed bis auditor's sus pense. "There was the simplest kind of solution to tho affair. A cousin of his had passed through the city un expectedly, and be had been obliged to take ber across on tho forty to make connection with her truin. I had confidence In him at! along, and you ought to have seen her smile of rapture when she hoard his explana tion. Bhe was standing right besldo this desk, and In ber nervousness her fingers fell upon me with a tight clutch. He saw how she felt, and he did Just what sny man would have done. He walked right over and took her In his arms. Bhe forgot to put me down, so I got crushed against his breast That's the way I lost my log, but twas well worth it," lie sighed. "That has been months ago." "The poor, sweet dears!" the rabbit breathed sentimentally. "I'm so Rind they lived happily ever afterward," and screwed . liur had..ovur ou UUi shoulder In satisfied comfort. When the maid dusted the desk next morning site grinned with appre ciation. "They are the most unnatural era tares," sbe said, twisting their heads until they gaied Into each other's eyes as If there had never In the world been a feud between dog and rabbit Then she took them and started out of the room. "Bhe said her baby molght lolke to play with them." A Bit of Chalk. Did you ever microscopically examine a 'tiny bit of powder scraped from a piece of common chalk? Not one por son In ten thousand has the least Idea of the number and curious forms of the minute shells that can thus be brought Into plain Ylew. The largest of these shells Is not more than the one three thousandths of an Inch In length, yet they are as perfect as the pearly titans of the beach that are large enough to hold a half gallon of water and that when empty roar like a cyclone. Some are shaped like squids and cuttk-tlshes, others like "sand dollurs" or sea ur chins, but by far the largvr majority will remind you of seashells that you have seen at one time or another. One very com mo a form of thee infinitesimal structures Is shaped exactly like tin common conch shell, but it has been es tlmated that at the lenst calculation It Is 2,000,000 time smaller. A careful examination of different samples of any on specimen of chalk will generally show that there nre from BOO to 500 species of minute shells lu every conceivable shape nnd form, the very minutest specks among them be ing as curiously and wondrou.sly made as those of hirgor caliber. A W'arnln. "Be mine!" he cried in a voice sur tfiargwd with anguish. "If you refuse, I shall dlel" That waa forty years ago, nnd the heartless gtrl refused blm. Yesterday he died. Olrls, beware! The most beautiful geraniums thot we saw hi bloom the past winter Were some that were kept all the time In a north bay wludow where the sun never reached them. All the bulbous plants hyacinths, narcissuses, Jim qutls, lilies, as well as violets, chrysan themums, fenm and palms-will do bet ter at the north wludow thnu at the south one In the sun. There baa been a warm controversy on In Michigan over the robin, the fruit Krowvrs voting the bird a pest and nuisance, while all the rest of the people nre friends of the bird. While we find the robin ipilto n thief, so far as fruit is concerned, we still believe ho does more good than harm, ami even If he does not we are willing to pay something for his cheery presence and song. Asrrevd. Td hate to feel," she said, "that I was ttie wife of a man who had bought me simply for my beauty." "ToB,, her friend replied. "I don't blame you. Being married to a blind man would be awfully disagreeable, I should think." Chicago liocord-ller-ald. , Vifkierr of the Popalar Havel. "Wo are apt to think," says the Htw Ytrk Evening I'ost, "that the selling uf poor novels by the hundred thousand la a modern phenomenon In the book trade; but, in fact, it Is not entirely new. In one of the group of Haw thorne's letters be says: 'What is the mystery of these Innumerable edltlojia of "The Lamplighter" and other books neither better nor worn? worse ttiey could not be, and better they need not be when they sell by the hundred thousand.' The question Is a little pa thetic whin we remember that Haw thorne a little before this tjne had spoken of himself as the least read au thor In America. It shows, too, that the mystery of tho popular novel was as great then us it is today. One could understand why u thrilling tale of cheaply concocted adventure might captivate tho multitude, but the curi ous point is that some of the blgh sell ers ure simply dull and respectable. These things, too, lie on the knees of the gods." A Stitch In (. A "stitch in the side" is the popular and expressive turn) for a sharp stab felt in the side, an acute spasm, pro ducing pain, like the thrust of a needle, which Is felt especially In the inter costal muscles. Trobably its simplest form is duo to muscular cramp con nected with respiration and frequently brought on by violent exercise after a full meal, lu which there is a greater accumulation of carbonic Bold than can be readily assimilated or carried off. Such slight stitch Is often removed by stooping; henco the old time popular remedy was to make the sign of the cross upon the foot. Such a stitch Is also 'associated with pleurisy, and then it is causod by a stretching of the not uncommon ad hesions between two pleuritic surfaces. At other times the source is neuralgia. In any case to persist In muscular ex ertion when the stitch is severe is to take a great risk. Credit With Pwnhrolira. That men can nnd do establish a line of credit with pawnbrokers is a prop OHltiou beyond belief to the man who bus been offered only 'if) on a watch that cost f 75. The fact remains, how ever, thot all pawnbrokers have fa vored pillions on their books who can always get Ilie amount of money they want upon almost any old thing that takes the shape of Jewelry or other "hockablu" personal property. A lo cal sport tried to raise $r0 on his split second stop watch the other day and was offered ?30 loss than the vnlne of tho ctiHo melted. A friend who has an established credit took the same watch to the same pawnbroker and got $75 on It without a question bo ing asked. It was the man, not the watch, that made the loan possible Philadelphia Record. SeK I im Her IHstht. Noah Webster, the learned compiler of the well known dictionary, was an unconventional man who loved his un conventional friends, but his wife was a stickler for propriety. Once, says the Idler, the good lady left home on what was supposed to ho a prolonged visit but some interference caused her to re turn unexpectedly, and she found hor husliiinil in his shirt sleeves, holdlns carnival over strong waters in compa ny with a number of friends also hi shirt sleeves. The shocked lady gazed nt this disreputnhlo gathering for n mo. moot In silence. Then she said, "Well, I am surprised!" "No, my dour," suld tho lexicographer mildly, "I am stir- prised. You are astonished." Halt. Iznalt Walton Is Ilia patron saint of nil good fishermen. Here Is his advice as to bait; "I,et your halt bo ns big a red worm as you can find, without a knot, (lot a pint or a quart of them In an evening In garden walks or chalky commons after a shower of rain, and put them with clean moss well washed and (ilcked and the water squeezed out of tho moss as dry as you can Into an earthen pot or pipkin set dry, and t'hnnge the moss fresh every three or four days for throe weeks or n month together. Then your halt will ho a tho best, for It will bo clour and live SlraiiHP Provision of OnnriHnnshlp The following Is a llleral trnnscrlr of the second clause of a will filed and probated In a Wisconsin county a few years since: ''I hereby commit the guardianship of all my children until they shall respectively attain the age of twentv one years unto my said wife during her life ami from nnd aft or her decease unto my much esteem oil friend, , his executors and as signs."-(ircon r.ng. O tower. If every man would put as much gin ger Into his work as a pig puts into motion when it scratches its back against a board fence, there would be fewer failures In this woria-utica t'inralil Some Bargains. l.tlii.Ti's 1 mill' out, bertie nnd or clrinl. A lu iiiil ifu I ltii'iilimi n ill be sulil ut it liartnin. j, ;;.) iieivs 1 mill' finni Mt. IIooi P. O. 1 1 .'icn clover, 4 iicnn h:iy, I ) itcrt stiiiwbeiH-s; I oli.tri1 w.tler; 2 houses; nil fur 1 ItHI. !!.:; I iirres cue mile (ml, net to np irs, pears, elovr Mini slntvi lieri ies. 1, 4-iiciev- 4 iniU'M out, lii neroa ill iifi'liuril hi in full U'.'iriiiit. Kifst-'lai iiiiii'ovi-iiiciUs. A tieuiitiftll I lull io. ."), S.i iTin-,l aoi 7-vo:tr-olil apple trees, l-nl.itiee in clover nml Reiieral I'.tiiiiiiig. New four loom liouse. li. 4i ai'fe in t'.ic lit.ist beautiful por ,i.'ii 1'the va'.lt-y. 4 neres in oreliaril one xear olil, li'c a-'les ill lierrU'S, 4 :ier. s in dlf.ilta, lulatuv gciietMl fanu- 7. 10 tiere f mr miles out; splemliil soil; I nere nppte, best varieties; one veaf plaliteil. 1 m'l i ill s'.iawberi'ies, 'aei'is in potatoes, ,"i acres in elover. S. A numb, r of 10, LM ami -10 nen tracts of iioiiiiiii'oveil laml, that will Ir.ir invesiiir itioii. Also mimU'r of laie traetri from liul to ;!.0 aeren in (lleton Hint WasllillL'totl. Soii'o few r.-si.leiuvn ami lot in every poitioll of the i ijy. W. J. BAKER, Real Estate Agent, Hood Rivor, Oregon. V T Timber land, An June , 1871 NOTICE iOH PUBLICATION. United Hint land OlnVe, The Dalles, Ore Kim, Not. 88, MM.-Notice 1 hert-by given that In compliance with the provllms of the actor CoiiKrewufJunvtl, emitted, "An act lor the mlenr timber Uinta In tho tut i.l ('Hufiirnhi, ori'i'Mi, Nevada and Waaiiing Un Territory," I'XteiidMl lo all the public land htutea by act uf A uiruat 4, Mr'., KELH NKLSO.V of Klai'kdurk, county of Hellraml, atute of .Mlni.eailji, hue on October I WW, fllod In tula oitli'f! iiIh mvorn MaU -ini'iiu No. UI53, for the purchase of the V.':, NW'4 mid EiHWMof ('tl(.n II, In Townnliln No. t North, Itnnire No. 0 K..W.M.; nnd will oiler proof to show that the land Kouirht In more valuable for He timber or Bbine tlinn for agricultural purpoxee, and to (Kli.tilbh hi claim lo ald laud before the register and receiver "f tlil office at The imnt'H; iiregon, on too i .in uay oi wnn'ii.iwn. He iminea m Willi' August Wolden, of lleioiclll. Minnesota: Krnar Wiiltt, of Portland Orr "ton; Ixiuis Nelson, of I Kmc bu lea, Oregon: H. W. Cumin, of Vii nto, Oregon. Any and all pcrcorm columns: aaverseiy he ahfive 1fHi-rlii'l hinds are requested to file their claims In Ihlsollleeon or before the w,ld nth liny of March, ItHfi. MICHAKl.T. MILAN, Kcglster. Timber (juid, Ant June 3, 1S7S) NOTlCJi KOH PUBLICATION. United mates Land olllee, The Dalle, Ore gon, Nov. 21, Wot. Notice in nereny given that in compliance wllh the provision of the act of Congress of .liuio.1, IX7H, entitled "An act for me sale or tinnier lanun in me iis tf California, Oregon, Nevada and Washing- on I err lory. ' as extended to all tue puimc land states by aet of August 4, 1S'J2, t UK1 HUMAN, if Waynoka, enmity of Woods, Territory of Iklahotiia. hits on April I':, filed In this ofllee his swmhi statement No. Sifltl, for the ure haseof trie Hl-;'s VV -i and lot 4 of Mention No. 7, In Township No. 1 Norl.li, Kange No. II K., W. M., snd will oiler proof to show that he land sought Isifioreva iiHblc.ro Its tlm- lieror stone tiian for agricultural purposes. and to eshihllHb Ills eliiim to said land before lleo. T. I'ratlier, u H. Commissioner, at bis nice In llisid tliver, Oregon, o.i me aa uay or March, IRS. ilu.namcs as witnesses: Artimr H. r rencn. Archlo i'. French, A Inert M. Caldwell and liert I,. Wooley, ult ofW'Hynoka, Oklahoma; Kilniond c. Miller. ! I ford II. Wood worth and Kalph French, nil i f Hood Itlvr, Oregon. Anv and all nersons claiming adversely the above-iieseribeil lunds are requested to (He their eiiums in mis omee on or ueiore me said 3d day of March, M) tnaiai micii aim, r. kojjAK, ivegisver. ITImhcr I,nn -I Act June 13, 18781 NOTICE IOK PUBLICATION. United Mtales fjind i mine, Tlie Dslles, Ore- V,..- I luol v, lb liAroltv vlvonlluil in compliance with the provisions or Ihe aet if I '. tiiur.wu itf .1 ii in. 'X K7ri Plllll Hi "An fie! lor the suleofilml r hinds in the stales or CnPfornli, Oregon, jevit'ln and Washington Territory," n exli mled to all the Public ijiud Mules by net of August 4, 1HIBJ, uf Portland, eoiin'v of Multnomah, mate of Oregon, has Oils day tiled In this oftlee his sworn statement No. -Jliiii, for the purchase of No. 7, In township No, 1 north, range No. 9 I), W. M and will oiler proof to show i l,.,l ll.n lond brmirlit la Vrwro vaL utitdo for Its Umber or Alone Hi an for ngrlcui Uiml lmrpost', nnd to (kslatllhb hii claim io twin iitini oerore ueo. i. rruiner, u, n. ,.,i.i,ilULl..rl.irnt Mat nfllfA In Honil Kirar 'Jickoii, on the :id day of February liKtS. (in mum.. ua wll it. Iwift K. MttrKf. (Imrlf'N .'tiHln'T, huhc (!. Nmlt'kb, William p. KtiiKi, oil oi flood iuvt, Oregon. Any and all jirrsoiiH claiming adversely tho iht'ir claims In thin oltli- mi or before said .in nay oi r cumin y. imyjti MJUHArjlj i . NOLAN, KeglHier. fTimtr Land, Act .lime 3, 1H7S.J N0T1CK FOK riT.UCATlON. United Htati IiHinl oma. Thermite Orct-on. October 27. l!H)t. Notice In hereby given that. In compliance with the provision I the art oi conri'SH ol J une a, ih,. cnMiieu Aniti't for the xa!e of timber lands in the unties of (ulifonihi, Oregon, Nevada and W.ish!h''toii K'tTitorv." a extended to all the public land Matin hy act of August 4, CAltlilK J. (I.AlCIv of Hood Ulver. comity of Wn.veo, state of orivoii. hamthls diiv tiled in IhlH oftlee her urn Maiemei t N. ror me purchase oi the I'HH b ana f find st-i'vN yA nnu nnwh sect ion No ft, In town-whip No. 2 north, range no. iu I.';. . m., una win oner iirooi io nhow that the land Rough t In more valuable for lt timber or htone than for agricultural pur post -s. and to establish her claim loald hitnl helnre tienrge 1. rrather U. K. C-ommlNidoner at hi olllee at Hood Uiver, Oregon, on tho 3d day of February, She namen at witnesses: .ludnnn H. Ferga koii, Jhiiich InnulU, J.cwls V, ('lark, Charles b. Kogers, all of Hood Klver, Oregon. Any anil nil persons claiming adverNely the Bnovedcscrlnod landnare advised to file their claim in this olllee on or before the said 3d day or Kehniny, w-i IJ n MH'IIA KL T. N OLA N , Reg Inter. I'l'tnilier I.rikI, Art Jnne S, lflTSj NOTIC'K KOII HJBUCATION. ITiiltrd HiiiK-s l.iinil Ofli, Trie Iinlles, Ore (on, Nov ll, l:W. Nii(l- la hereby Klven ilmt In cii!iiilliiiri Willi the - prnvlalona of Ihf net of riinuri'Miif .lime 8. IS7N, entitled "An net for the sale ol'tlintmr Iniuta In tlio Rlntea of ('Mlifnrnift. nreKon, Nevada- and washliiRton Territory," n extended In all Hie public Land Unite" by aet uf Annual i, WM, J A IH'H W. (KANE of Portland, enimty of Miiltnomnh, slate fif (ireKon, mis liiisUHy men in hub omee iiib kwoi n Ktiiienii-iit No. i-l-14, for t lie purcliano ol Uie lots;) imrt I nnd NJaSWli of neetlon No. SH, In townBhtp i not-ill, raiii?e u H. W. M., and will otti-r iroef lo Ktiow that tho laud s unlit Is mure viiluahlu for lta timber or wtoue itiaii for iiiii-leuluinil purposes, end to eiliilill.tli Ills elalui to said land before Heoi'KoT. l'liiiher, Untied Htntes Conunla sloner at his ottlee nt Hood Uiver, Oregon, on the ad day of l-ehnuiry 1WI5. He lmnieM as witnesses: tJlen Kubrick, Isaac i ', .i iileiijli, l,e is K. Morse and W Milan r Uiuiit all of llomi Itlver, Orciron. Any and nil iiersona claiming adversely die Hbove desenhed lands are requested to tile their claims in ibis olllee on or before the snid -Jd d-iv "f l-'etirllury l!fKS. nJ-IJiiJii Mlt'llAKl, 'f. NOLAN, Ucgl"tor BRICK YARD. I urn niiuiul'acturing at my yaril near Columbia nursery south of town, nsnne aqual it v of common brick as can be found in tlm state. Have 2i)(),()iH) to ;$()(),()()() brick on liand for inspection. Trice at vanl fH iter thousand. Come out to the yard and see how we make brick. A. T. ZE12K. Columbia Nursery F. li. BROSIU5, Prop. Strawberry Plants, Top-Crafted Cherry Trees, 2-yr.-old Apple Trees includinji Spitzenbcri, Newtown, Baldwin, Orticy, Winter Banana, etc (luarantceti true to name. I loon IiiVKit, Ok. CHESLEY & KOPPE It IVI OI'KNKI) A New Poo! Room In the Puiildintr next to the (ilaeier ttlbt. A xood pliiee to spend the evennm:. UPPINGOn' MONTHLY MAGAZINE A Family Library The East In Currant LKcratura 12 Complctz Novels Yearly MANY SHORT STORIES AND PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS $2.60 pcrvcan; 25 cts. a copy ,NO CONTINUED STORIES EVERY NUMBER COMPLETE IN ITSELF Announcement. I intend to retire from business, and wish to close out my Btoek of General Merchandise as soon as possible, for cash. I will buy no more goods, and wish to collect all accounts due as soon as possible. GEO. P. CROWELL. C. T. RAWBOK. T. X. tTAMTO HOOD RIVER NURSERY. Stock Growa en Foil Roots. We desire to let mr frifiidi and patrons kaw that for the fall planting we wd tare amd eaa sup ply in any number Cherry, Pear,Apr!cot,Peach& Plum Tress, GRAPES, CURRANTS, BERRY PLANTS, Shade and Ornamental Trees. Also, all the standard rarietft C apple tmi . Cm rrapply the trade wttk plenty Ifnrtewa, Spftseor berg and Jonathan apple tree. RAWSON & STANTON, Hood Rirtr, Or. CENTRAL MARKET HAYES BROS Proprietors, Dealers in AH Kinds of Fresh, Cured and Canned Meats. Headquarters for Vegetables and Fruits. LESLIE BUTLER. THCTUK imLIH. BUTLER & CO., BANKERS. ESTABLISHED T909. A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TRANBACTID. RESIDENTS F WiSCO COTOTT TOR tt TEAR1. Livery, Feed 0. I GILBERT, Proprietor. Mt-Hood Hotel HOOD RIVER, OREGON. Headquarters for Tourists Regular Rates. 9125 to 2.50 pr day. Sbeclal Ratee by Week er Month. Btagee leave dally for Cloud Cap hm doting July, Angoet a4 leatemW . C , 1 m 1 111 J. J. rKAlllA Harnesses: Saddles All Repairing Promptly Attended to HOOD RIVER LMrWnWWWMi TILTON BROS. MANUFACTURERS OF GALVANIZED IRON TIN AND GRAVEL NORTHWESTERN AGENTS FOR ROYAL WARM AIR 105-107 North Fifth St. PORTLAND, OREGON. 8SSee a Royal Furnace eet up at Norton & Smith's Plumbing Shop. and Draying. BTRANAHAN8 & EAQLEY. Botrm boDffht, mid or exchanged. Pleeaure pftrtlea ca tear flrst-elam rip. Ipt- ell Attention gtrra t moving To nit Me and Planet. We So everything heme eaa 4e. HOOD RIVER, OREO OK. C. F. GILBERT, Manager. & Commercial Travelers Dealer In OREGON CORNICES ROOFING FURNACES Lumber Wood, Posts, Etc. Davenport Bros. Lumber Co. n office In Hood Rivor. Call aud get prices and leave orders, which will be promptly filled. MILWAUKEE NURSERIES W fc.Tt W,MI0 Ytllow Newton Pippin nd Inttien lr Apple Tr, lii a f auerl t rioiy ol Fruit Irani lor i.le fur til. oomlng truun, nd we r. going to Mil them at RMnnalile price. Onr'IiwB fn lirnt -olM! ndTrn. to Nam., emlt.d on whole rooU, with iclonl car.- hilly wleiied from lume ol ttie beat bear ing orchard In Hood Klver Valley. Bene for prices to MILWAUKEE NURSERIES Milwaukee, Oregon F. E. STRANG N. B. HARVEY, Proprieter Local Agent McDonald Henrich Dealera in FARM MACHINERY, VEHICLES BICYCLES 1L Waook 70 yeare teit. Boaolii the very best Plewa, Hairowa, ete. CnHIvatorg, Bpray and Well Pumps Wind Mills, Gasoline Eng's Champion Mower, Rakes, Oil and Extras, Hardware, FUhlug Tackle, Barb Wire. Hercules 8tump Powder E. Bradley lIIINTIN(i 9 HIGH GRADE PAMPHLET AND COMMERCIAL WORK PROMPTLY PERFORMED PRICES ALWAYS PIOIIT We are here to do your work today tomorrow and every other day, and our money (what little we have) la spent In Hood River. We want your work and can do it neatly and SATISFACTORILY SlfOip LINE AND Union Pacific mm Oregon D,ri" Porllnnd. Or. AI""T1 Chlcaico gnlt rjike, Denver, 8:24 p.m. fortland Ft. Worth, Omaha, Bpecial KonRB City, Ut. :lfia. m. l.ouis.chlcajoanj via Cast. Bnntlngton. At'antle gait Take, Pnnver, :00 a.m. Exprew Ft. Worth, Omaha, 8:16 p.m. Kannan City, Ht. via lymls, Chicago and Huntington. East. ft'alla Rlla. Lowl- H. Panl ton, Spnkane.XVHl- 7:16a.m. Fast Mail lare, t'ullman, 6:16p. bl Miiineaprilio, St. vfa Paul, liulnlh.Mll- Spokana waul:ee, Chicago and Lat 70 HOURS PORTLAND TO CHICAGO No Change of Cars. lowest Rates. Quickest Time. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE PROM rOKTLAND. IMf.n, All calling dates 6:00 p. m, subject to change For Ran FranoUno 6ll every daya Patly Columbia River ;00p. m. Ex. Sunday Stttmtn. Ki. Sunday g:W e. ra. Patnrday To Astoria and Wsy )t:W p. m. Leadings. e.toa.tn. Wlllamalte Rim. :S0p. m. Won., Wed. Tues .Thu., andFri. Salem, Indepen- bat. dence, ( orvallls and way laudlngs. 1:0a. m. Ytmhlll River. 4:S0p. m. Tees., Thnr. Hon., Wad. and Hat. Oregon City, Peyton and Frt. and way laudlngs. Lr. Rlparla Ineke River. Le.lewlaten 4fia. m. 8:00 a.m. afly ticcpt Rtparia te Lewlstoa Datly eioept rJararday Friday. A. L. CRAIQ, Ceeeral Paeaeager Agent, Fertlead, Of T.i. KlrTRAlRD, Agent, Baod Klver. GO YEARS' 7 Trade Marks FtS zi DC81GNS Hn1 Copyrights Ac. AnTonwnfltne a skfirfc iinrt Apumptton may "i1'-kly wportjini onr opinion free wttotlier an lnnnttn in prt.hHiilT pventnhl. Oimrounioa t)ns iriMlyr.-nrl-1eritinl. lUnrtboolton Patent sunt frf. (H1vfit aemu'T for nwunnH patents. I'VfntJi taken thmnirh Mutm 4 I'o. recclTO wyrt iw nuiMd, wii noiii cnrco, in lilt) Sci:raific finttm. A haMwrnifly UlntTa1 wwklT. T-rewt rfr rnlntmn of any in'ieniirip journal. Terms, $;t a J't: f 'nr months, IL Sold nyail nowsdealers. M3KMCo.M"-" New York Branch Otboa, F Pt, Waablagt on, D. U