Second Gousin 5arah 1 (t ar rue author or Kjj X -Anne jvose. spikstbk," "unit ure unnr. K ere. ere. i?J CHAPTER XIV. Two years after the events recorded In our last chapter, there wu a Sundiiy service of a peculiar character held un der a railway arch. In one of the dark eat streets of a dark neighborhood lying between the Lower Marsh and the York road, Lambeth. The place of worship, the worshipers, and the one who prench ed and prayed, were all strange together, and there was much for skin-deep piety to protest against, and for irreverence to scoff and Jeer at. It was only the down' right earnestness of these fugitive atoms scraped together here, that put forth Its claims to the respect of those who had time to think of the odd forms In which religion may assert itself. Amongst the myriads who turn their backs on church or chapel orthodox, there are still a few with courage to seek uod In some fash' Ion. Of the tenets of this community It is not our purpose or right to Inquire too closely in these pages. The preaching was simple, the earnestness was manifest, the one text seemed forgivenss to sin ners, and the one appeal was for their repentance before the hour was too late. That which was most remarkable in the service was the fact of its being conduct ed by a woman a sallow, hollow-eyed female with a touch of fanaticism in her extravagant gestures and her high-pitch cd voice, and in the sermon which she preached to rngscd and unkempt men, women and children, three-fourths of whom were full of a grave, deep inter est, and the remaining fraction very noisy, and watching its opportunity to turn a portion of the discourse into ndi - cule. These discontents were huddled togeth er near the door, a grinning, coughing, and grimacing mob, whilst over their heads, peered occasionally a policeman's helmet, a Bign of peace and order, that was followed by much horse play and ironical comment on the proceedings, af ter it disappeared. It had been a noisy night at Jennings' railway arch, wnere we resume our story; the preacher had been more than usually powerful and the opposition more than commonly opposed to her; but the service had reached its conclusion. From the background of the congregation there stepped suddenly a tall, well-dressed young woman with her veil down, and room was made for her into the inner cir cle of rags and tatters by which Lucy Jennings was surrounded. "May I speak to you for a few mo ments in private?" asked the stranger In a low voice. There was a low breath of astonish ment, as Lucy Jennings surveyed our heroine. Sarah Eastbell had certainly changed In two years for the better, too, being a tall, healthy, handsome young woman now; but she had not altered out of all knowledge of her friends and ac quaintances. There was the same st?ndy outlook from the dark eyes; there was something of the same sadness, or depth of thought, expressed upon her face, though the pallor had passed away, and there was faint rose tinges on the checks, which Lucy had seen last wasted with a fever from which she had helped to save herd. "I know you by your voice," said Miss Jenninfis, stolidly, "and I have a mem ory that does not fail me. I am Hbove taking offense with any living soul, or attributing to any human being motives for actions which have not been explain ed," said Lucy. Jennings; "but I cannot, on the Lord's Day I will not under any circumstances devote myself to anything but his service." She crossed her thin bands upon the bosom of her dress, and looked up at the stained roof of the railway arch, over which a heavy Southwestern train was rumbling at the moment. "I will call on you to-morrow, if you will give me your address," said Sarah Eastbell. Lucy JenningB hesitated before she an swered, as though an insuperable objoc tion to renew their acquaintance assort ed itself too strongly to be resisted; then she said: "I shall be in Hope street to-morrow at eleven. I will wait for you there." Lucy Jennings moved her head Blight ly. and Sarah Eastbell left her surround ed by her converts. As Sarah went out of the place one of the unconverted picked her poek-H of a cambric handkerchief, and was disap pointed at not finding her purse, which she had left at home. Sarah Eastbell was distuined greatly by thiB meeting with Lucy Jennings. Her reception had not been what she had anticipated; there had been a cold ness, almost' a repulse, in lieu of that welcome which she had expected at hor hinds. Still the young lady from Sedge Mill, Worcester, was of a nature not to be easily daunted, and she had come to London in hot haste, and only attended by ber maid, on a mission of importance. The next day at eleven she was in Hope street, where she had been the day before making inquiries, and finding out the new vocation of Miss Jennings after a great deal of trouble and perseverenec. Hope street had changed more than her self in the two years since she had quitted the place. The Saxe-Gotha Gardens were no more, and two rows of small brick houses formed a street on their site. There were railway arches crossing the rond, snd In place of the house of Jen nings, Fireworks maker to the Court, was a black heap of ruins, shored up by beams, and fenced around by a board ing. At eleven to the minute, Lucy Jen nings, in the rustiest of black, and with black cotton gloves three sizes too large for her, came along the street, striding like a man. It was with the same In flexible cast of countenance which daunt ed Sarah Eastbell last night that she advanced, and the outstretched hand of the younger woman was taken almost with reluctance, and afterwards dropped coldly. "I hope you will not detain me very long. Miss Eastbell," snid Lucy, "as I have a great many call to make this morning. We will walk Myatt's Fields way; and now to sive time f,r time is valuable to me what is your first iiucs tion?" There was no restraint in the reply, though there was a deepening of colur in the cheeks, as Sarah Eastbell said eag erly; "What has become ol Reuben Cul wiek?" "Is that the first question, next your heart, then?" "Yes," wss the frank answer; "why shouldn't It be? You have seen him? you will let me know where he Is?" "I don't think that I shall," said Lucy gravely, considering the matter, "when we were friends. It wss his wish that yon should not know what has become of him." "When you were friends! You have quarreled then?" "It takes two to make a quarrel," said Lucy Jennings, "but there was a bitter parting between us, and I never care to see him again." "I am sorry to hear this. Why does he keep away from us? Has the loss of his father's money set him against those who wish to help him? Has be altered very much? lie was so good-hearted, so good-tempered, so affectionate a man." "He tried hard to be and failed When misfortune came and It came heavily to him, and in more shapes than one he gave up, as cowards do." "I'll not believe it," cried Sarah East bell indignantly; "he was never a cow ard, there was nothing in his nature to make him one. He was the bravest und best of men!" "In your Idea of what is best and brav est, possibly," replied Miss Jennings, "but that man is a coward who turns his face from heaven because trouble has come to him who grows rebellious, discontent ed, angry who will not accept trial as his due who goes from bad to worse in sheer defiance who believes in himself, and his own miserable errors." "But you must not think, Lucy, be cause he will not listen to your doctrine, that he is altered for the worse. If he never was a religious man I don't know, I can't say whether be was or not still he was always kind and true. Tell ine where he Is," said Saruh Impatiently; lie Is In distress, and you keep me talk ing here. If you have parted from him, still you know of his misfortunes. How is that?" "Why should I explain to you?" said Lucy tetchlly; "you belong to the old set from which I am apart. I am utterly alane. " 'Your brother John he ' "He is atraid of me the poor wretch ran away from me long ago. I wish to be of service to yon, mid to Reuben Culwick, and to your brother John the three associated with my hap py days in Hope street. "Happy days!" said Lucy mockingly; "and you look back at them cheerful! of course, from the grand house which belongs, by right, to Reuben Culwick." "Which I wish that I could give hiuv "Is that true?" "Yes," armwered Snrnh, returning the steady gaze into her eyes, "as I hope to live." 'There's a deal of gratitude left still, Sarah Eastbell riches have not spoiled you yet, as they may presently. I wish, now," she added, "that you came to my Sunday services. She strode away from Sarah Eastbell, leaving her motionless for a while, till Sarah recollected that the meeting had been all in vain, and ran after her. "You you have not told me where Reuben Culwick lives," Sarah gasped forth as she came up with her. 'And I never will. 'ou can do no good yon ore a foolish child who will only make him worse," she said, turning away again. "It 1b you, then, that yould keep him poor. It is you who hate hmi, Lucy Jen nings," cried Sarah, indignant at last. Lucy hurried on without paying heed to Sarah EiitbeH's reprouches. She was very white, but very firm. The interview had terribly disturbed her; the old world, even yet, was not to be regarded with the stoicism of n pure soul apart from it; but no good could arise from this weak young woman's meeting with Reuben Culwick, she was sure. "Better as it Is," she muttered; "he Bfild that he would never see her in his poverty." It was at this juncture that a white faced man, perfectly destitute of eye brows and eyelashes, and seedily attired, turned the corner of the hedge rows that were still green and luxuriant, and faced Miss Jennings. He was engaged In smoking, but his short pipe dropped from his mouth at the sight of her, and he stepped into the rond to allow her to pass, and looked sheep ishly away. "John," she said sharply, "a little fur ther along that road you will find Sarah Eastbell. She wants her cousin Reuben's address. Give it to her. It shan't be said that I stood in his way," she mut tered. CHAPTER XV. John Jennings ran his hardest aft Sarah Eastbell. He ran hurriedly past her, for in his mind's eye he could only see the lank poorly clad girl of two years ago he was even looking out for a strip ed cotton dress the worse for wear and tear. He would have run fairly out of sight of her, if a female voice had not called out "John," and stopped him. Then he looked back, open-mouthed, and wait ed for Sarah to approach. "You you were running after :ne your Bister sent you. Are you offiMided with me too, John, that you will not shake hands?"- "I I beg your pardon. I hardly liked to I I didn't know you, miss." And then, weak, flabby John Jeniugs burst cut crying, and put his right coat sleeve be fore his eyes. A little gloved hand touched his arm and lowered it "Isn't this rather childish, John?" said Sarah, in a kind reproof. "I know it is, but I can't help It," an swered John, brushing his tears away with a mutilated hand; "I'm not what I used to be and seeing you has floored me. There have been so many changes." "And you are a lady! that's the won derfnlest part of It." "Now, John Jennings," she said coax lugly, "before another word is spoken, tell me where my cousin Reuben lives, please. I ask It as a favor from un old friend." "He lives In Drury Lane No. 790 at the ironmonger's." An empty cab pasted at this moment, and Sarah Eastbell raised her parasol. The vehicle stopped, snd Sarah and John Jennings, the latter with evident reluc tance, got into It "Now, what has happened?" said Sarah, after the cabman had been told his destination and had driven on; "it is a long story, but pray get It over before we reach Reuben's house." It's a short story," said John, "and soon told. After yon left Hope fctreet luck left it, too. The Saie-Gotha Gar dens burst up, and let me in for a lot of money; we were all lu trouble and in a muddle, and the brokers were in, when Reuben thought of the picture which his father wanted to buv." "Ah! I remember," cried Sarah. "He got an artist friend to see it. and he said that It was worth two hundred pounds as It wis, and might be worth mere if restored and he would bring a purchaser in three days' time. We were all in high spirits, though Lucy and I had a terrible row as to what we should do with the money but on the very day the purchaser was coming we blew up. I was mixing material when, bang! we were all in the street or the back yard, snd everything left in the house was burned or blown to cinders! The picture t Reuben's books and papers, furniture everything clean gone to smash, and not a farthing of Insurance anywhere.' "And Reuben?" asked Sarah solicit ously. "He waa out when he came back the place waa a ruin. All his papers were gone, the money that he had, the novel that he was writing but he came to see me In the hospital that night, just as if nothing had happened. The worst came after the blow-up. I had borrowed money on the strength of selling the picture, and Reuben had become my security; and when I couldn't pay, be was dropped on, and he has been working off my loan as well as bis own ever since killing him self with work, poor boy," and Jennings began to weep again. "There, there, the worst Is over, now that I have come to help you," she said. "We will change all this." "He changed by degrees he became more' discontented and aggravating like, after bis awful bad luck. Then Lucy went raviug mad had her 'call,' she Bays and took to preaching, and bullied Reu ben and me about our souls, till one day Reuben gave her a piece of bis mind and we all went different ways after that She spoke to me this morning it was the first time for six months. She passes me like dirt she " "There, don't begin to cry again," Sarah adjured; "I am sorry, but it might have been worse. , I'm very glad that I came to London, to lead the way to bet ter times!" John remained silent till the cab stop ped in the dingy thoroughfare of Drury Lane, before a small ironmonger's shop, as shabby and rusty In Its exterior as the Jew-bolstered theaters for which the par ish is famous. "Here!" said Sarah In a low whisper. "He is close to his work he saves omnibus hire and shoe leather but he loses the country air and cheerful society of Hope street," explained John Jenuiugs with a sigh. The cabman was dismissed, and John Jennings paused on the curbstone and pointed to an open door on the left-hand side of the shop. "You go tn there, and up to the very top of all the stairs, and it's the back room, Miss Eastbell." "Stop one moment," cried Sarah, as John was about to beat a precipitate retreat. "You will not mind this. You are not proud, and I am indebted to you you are poor, and I am a friend with too much money. Pray do," she said very hurriedly, then a bank note was thrust into his hand, and she disappeared in the murky passage of the house, whith er he had not the courage to follow ber. "What a dreadful place!" she muttere-J to herself bb she went up the dirty, un covered stairs, glancing through the lauding window as she passed at the wilderness of houseroofs stretching be yond it. Two years of affluence had set her old life wonderfully apart from her. She reached the top of the house, and went with slow, dragging steps to the back room door, on the panels of which she knocked. "Not in!" Bhe whispered to herslf as she knocked again, and again the deep silence in the room beyond her warned her of the fruitless sequel to her expedi tion. She tried the handle of the door, which she found unlocked; there was an other pause, then she opened the door and entered the room with vacillating steps, resolved to wait till he came back, as, under differeut circumstances, and with her in distress, he would have waited half a lifetime. (To be continued,) LIVES LIKE A REAL SATYR. Eccentric Existence of an American Millionaire in the Far East In a paper on defectives rend by Dr. Martin W. Barr, chief physician of the Pennsylvania school for feeble minded children, before the summer school of philanthropy, recently, a re markable Instance was mentioned by him of degeneracy that has caused comment In London and contineutal scientific circles. It was the case of the multf-mllllonalre, who Is at present living In far eastern countries, and leading a life of such satyrlike excess as to be almost Incredible. Attempts to learn the Identity of this degenerate American have been fruitless, and Dr. Barr has taken the greatest pains to conceal It from the public for the wisest possible reasons. '"According to Dr. Barr, this man Is a neurotic. It Is estimated that his for tune Is In the neighborhood of $10,- 000,000, but no attempt has been made to have him declared an Incompetent; he Is left free to run his course. His family are refined, socially prominent Whenever they speak of the son's course, they refer to It as his "ner vousness." They will not admit that he has a deranged Intellect, though be has left friends and position here to take up a life among the "banins," the gravediggers and social outcasts of the far east. "He was a physician, rich, handsome, cultured, of esthetic tastes," said Dr, Barr in bis paper, "a graduate of one of the most prominent medical col leges In America and a man who had made a pronounced bit as a special ist." Ills fortune enabled him to secure every medical appliance known to sci ence, and for some years be enjoyed phenomenal success. Wine and wom en proved bis bane. He sank lower and lower. His excesses no longer tol erated at home, he drifted from capi tal to capital of Europe, and finally es tablished himself In Japan with a harem. With an appetite still unsatis fied, he exhibited new phases of moral degeneration, causing his body to be tattooed with wonderful skill, every picture a work of art. His back bore a huge dragon, the shading of every scale showing perfection of detail. This, on re-visiting America, with ut most vanity be shamelessly exposed. He was turned out of the clubs. Re turning to Japan, he bought a per forming bear and wandered from place to place clad In the garb of a hanfn. exhibiting himself, his bear and his harem and distributing photographs of each and all In endless variety. This past master of vice," said Dr. Barr, "shocking both Europe and America, and astounding even Japan, next hires a squad of Japanese boys, practically buying them outright from their parents, who, attired in full uui form, are trained In military exercises To these are opposed an equal number of monkeys dressed as Chinese sol diers, and the war of China and Japan is constantly renewed for the enter tainment of himself and his harem, who watch In an ecstasy of delight the suffering of the poor brutes. It wards are offered and the more blood;, the contest and the greater the atroci tlon the more In'eaue Is the gratifies tion."-New York Commercial Advcr Usee ncience ivenuon In the course of some digging opera tions in a garden at Haslemere, En gland, a gardener unenrthed a num ber of ancient vessels of peculiar shape, together with a quantity of cal cined human bones, at a depth of about two feet below the surface. The British museum authorities, who have examined the discovery, pronounce the vessels to belong to the late Celtic age, about B. C. 150. Only three or four vessels were found to be In a perfect coudition. He computed that twenty-two urns and pots were origi nally Interred at the spot. Bright colors assumed by maples, sumacs and ampelopsls during the au tumn months are the result of the oxi dizing of the color compounds, or col or generators, of the leaf cells. Long protracted cool weather Is most favor able to the production of autumn tints and slight frosts that are not severe enough to kill the cells hasten the dis play of beauty by producing an enzy me that brings forth the bright pur ples, oranges and reds. Leaves con taining much tannic acid never give bright autumn tints, while those con taining sugar give the very prettiest. An Italian scientist claims to have established that electric tramways are great mediums In the disinfection of towns. He points out that the elec tric spark, which Is so frequent an oc currence to the overhead trolley, and the emission of light from the car wheel when the rail Is used for the return current transform the oxygen of the sir Into ozone which has a puri fying and disinfecting Influence. The high discharges, be says, are frequent enough to Influence greatly the atmos pheric constituents, especially where the Hue passes through narrow thor oughfares. They become antiseptic agents. Sailors visiting the Island of Lay san, in the Hawaiian group, are great ly amused by the curious antics of the Laysan albatross, or gony. These birds sometimes perform, In pairs, a kind of dance, or, as the sailors call It, "cake walk." Two albatrosses approach one another, nodding and making profound bows, cross their bills, produce snap ping and groaning sounds, rise on their toes, puff out their breasts, and finally part with more nodding and bowing, only to come together again and repeat the performance. Occasion ally three engage at once In this singu lar amusement The spectators are al ways Impressed with the extreme "po liteness" of the birds. 811 Oliver Lodge, eminent by his dis coveries about electricity, believes that he bas found a method of electrifying the atmosphere on a large Scale, and that In this manner dangerous fogs over rivers and harbors may be dissi pated. In some experiments at Liver pool be was able to clear a space mere than 100 yards wide In a dense fog. He also thinks It possible that rain may be produced by the electrification of clouds. At a recent meeting of the Physical Society in London he demon strated bis method. Electricity de rived from a high frequency alternator Is most effective, but It must first be turned Into a straightaway current, and Professor Lodge employs for this purpose the Cooper Hewitt mercury vapor-lamp, which possesses the pow er to rectify ts alternating current BOY HAD PLENTY OF NERVE Was Not Discouraged by the Mad Knah of Infuriated Bulla. There was an accident shortly after tbe close of a novllluda at the Plaza Mexico that came near resulting In the death of a few young hopefuls who took It Into their heads that they would like to Join In tbe national sport Shortly after the crowd left the ring a half dozen young boys of ages rang ing from 12 to 15 years got down into the bull ring to piny bull fight One f the number thought the game was ioo slow, so while the ring attendants were busy about other work be entered the pen where the, bulls were confined and slyly let one of them Into the ring. With a mad rush the big black bull entered the ring. One of the little boys had been using bis plush linen cape for a enpa in his plays with the other boys and he was near the door i when the bull entered. Although one of the opposite gates was open the bull made no effort to get away, but rushed at tbe boy with the cape. There was but one thing for the boy to do, and he did It. . With all the knowledge which be bad gnlned by watching the matadors In the ring he let the bull charge the cape. But his arms were too short and the bull struck blm a bard blow, knocking tbe little fellow fully fifty feet and tearing his shoulder with his horn. The angry bull then turned his attention to tbe red cape. When the other boys saw the bull charging them they fled for the fence and climbed to safety, where they watched the bull tearing the cape. Finally It occurred to one of the older boys that by all charging for the bull he might possibly be scared away from the prostrate body of the Injured lad. So with clubs and boards they drove the bull from the ring. They gave their attention to the bull none too quickly, for he bad tired of pawing tbe cape and was making for tbe boy. When the doctors got in their work on tbe little fellow, whose name is Angel Morelos, they found that tbe wound was the only thing of conse quence, and that although the boy was senseless from the blow there was nothing of a really dangerous nature to fear from the accident, as the hurt was a flesh wound. Mexican Herald. CAIRO STREET CRIES. Bound and Volcee that Traveler Bar tn the I g-yptiao City. Take a chair outside a busy cafe near the market place and tram center and watcb street life. There are no hungry men, no starving, pinched child facet, no flnger-worn mothers, for this Is the land of plenty, and the people's wants are few and simple. Thus sunshine and laughter spray .a welcome fragruuee over the novelty and romance of the gay city's streets. Here Is a street melodist twanging a monstrous one-stringed "something," and accompanied by a nose-ringed girl, who taps deftly on a species of tam bourine, while bystanders ejaculate "Allah! Allah l" the Arabic word for appluuse. If" not quite in accord with 1 your prejudices concerning music, welt, I inaalalah (never mind), it Is not nearly so distracting as a street cornet at j home, and they will go away If you tell them to. The baboon, the donkey and boy are In evidence, with a score of performing tricks that are very orlg I lnal and certainly funny, and you con ! sole yourself with the hope of a mini mum of cruelty In the training. A fruit seller, basket on head, with luscious grapes and figs, saunters by singing in a quaint minor: "O grapes, O sweet grapes, that are larger than doves' eggs and sweeter than new cream! O angels' food, delicious figs, bursting with honey, restorers ot health!" . There Is a drink seller, bent under the weight of the odd-Bbaped jar slung over bis shoulder, a lump of Ice pro jecting from Its mouth, conjuring cus tom lu a similar strain, as he struts up and down, making the air resound with the rythmical clap-clap of two brazen saucers: "O refreshment of the weary- O quencher .of parched lips! O blessing of heaven!" Another street cry which may be beard In the main street of Abbassleb, a suburb, contains the following en ticing announcement: "To-morrow, O people, I am going to kill a camel. The doctor says It Is young and healthy. Ob, its flesh will be tender as the quail and Juicy as lamb. Its price Is but IVi plasters (7 cents) a pound. Do you lovo tbe sweet flesh of tbe camel, then come early and be satisfied." Not the least picturesque figures in tbe streets are the city police In tbelr neat white drill and red tarbouches In summer and blue serge in winter. London Traveler. SKIMMED MILK IN PAINT. It Must Be Mixed with Cement to Produce the Beat Keaulte. A use to which skim milk, sour milk, buttermilk or even whole sweet milk is not often put Is palnt-maklng, yet this product of the dairy makes possi bly one of tbe most enduring, preserva tive, respectable and Inexpensive paints for barns and outbuildings. It costs little more than whitewash, provided no great value Is attached to the milk, and It Is a question whether for all kinds of rough work It does not serve all tbe purposes and more of the ready mixed paint or even prime lead and paint mixed In the best linseed oil. It is made as follows, and no more should be mixed than Is to used that day: Stir Into a gallon of milk about three pounds of Portland cement and add sufficient Venetian red paint pow der (costing 8 cents per pound) to im part a good color. Any other colored paint powder may be as well used. The milk will hold the paint 4n sus pension, but the cement, being very heavy, will sink to the bottom, so that It becomes necessary to keep the mix ture well stirred with a paddle. This feature of the stirring Is the only drawback to the pnlnt, and as Its efficiency depends upon administering a good coating of cement it is not safe to leave its application to untrust worthy or careless help. Six hours after painting this paint will be as Im movable and unaffected by water as month-old pnlnt I have beard of buildings twenty years old painted in this manner In which the wood was well preserved. My own experience dates back nine years, when I painted a small barn with this mixture, and the wood to-day second growth Vir ginia yellow pine shows no sign whatever of decay or dry rot The effect of such coating seems to be to petrify the surface of the wood. Whole milk is better than buttermilk or skim milk, as It contains more oil, and this is the constituent which sets the ce ment. If mixed with water Instead of milk the wash rubs and soaks off read ily. This mixture, with a little extra of the cement from the bottom of the bucket daubed on, makes the best possible p'nlnt for trees where large limbs have been pruned or sawed off. Sslentliic American. Housekeeping In France. In a talk by Miss Maria Parloa on Trench housekeeping, she said that economy and patience were two strong traits of the French housekeeper. Many inconveniences and conditions un known to American housewives have to be overcome, but, notwithstanding tlis, tbe French home Is a model of neatness nnd comfort outside of, per hups, the one point of temperature, for lu France the question of fuel Is au Important one. According to Miss Parloa, French cookery Is not compli cated, as Is generally supposed; for ex ample, the usual French breakfast con sists of a cup of coffee or chocolate without cream and a slice of bread or roll, and high seasonings of food are unknown, herbs and vegetables being used In preference to spices. This statement of the situation Is contrary to the general belief, and certainly If we accept It as literally true, the highly-seasoned dishes we obtain In Ameri can large cities must be originated by others than Frenchmen. I Dig aud Little Purchases.' "O Rudolph, you must get an auto mobile." "1 can get tbe automobile on cred-j It, all right, but bow long would your grocer trust us for the gasoline J Fliegende Blaetter. I Giant of the Equine Race. The greatest size a horse has been known to grow Is 20 V4 hands high. This Is the record of a Clydesdale which was on exhibition In 1SS9. Sacred Convert. Yarmouth, Enaland, corporation for bids smoking orf Sundays In Its new pier pavilion, as tbe band plays sa cred music. There are some women who never play the piano Id any other way than as If trying a piece for the first time. When you obeerve somV one's, fault, see It you can't And a virtue, too. It Is better to escape through a little title than not at all. LANGUAGE OF ANIMALS. Bom of the Lower Creatures Able to Imitate Bound. The cries of animals are a species of nutural biguage, according to a writer In Forest and Stream. The older grammarians, I remember, tat us that crying, weeping, laughing, etc., 'were examples of natural language; they were expressive of feeling natural to men and were understood by all Intuitively. Tbe origin of spoken or artificial language, as it Is called, la a large subject nnd I do not propose to enter upon It; but I presume that all forms of natural language, Includ ing the cries of beasts and birds, are, as the term Implies, natural to them, that Is, born with them; and the spe cific cry of any species must be Ae teruilued by some peculiarities of the vocal organs lu that species. For ex ample, a crow croaks and a rooster crows, because by the peculiar structure of their vocal arrangements, they can utter those sounds more read ily than any other. Yet, by training and effort some of the lower creation become able to Imitate and reproduce other sounds than those most natural to them, Just as the first natural out cries of the Infant give way through culture to the myriad utterances of artificial language. The bawling of a cow and the roar of a Hon are quite different sounds and, as things stand now, tbe sound I uttered by one of these animals would be quite Impossible to the other; yet, as I read Darwin, either of these out- cries niigiu in ume come to oe me . natural cry of the other. If the two i species of animals could be brought I to live peacefully together aiul to the I lion it should become apparent that the I voice of the cow would be of great value to blm, say In the matter of I securing bis food, there Is no reason I to doubt that he might In the course of time, from effort transmitted from generation to generation, come at length to possess the dulcet notes of tbe cow. If the giraffe, which was orglnnlly only a large antelope, has developed his high forequarters, bis elongated neck and bis long, flexible upper lip, from bis efforts to browse on tbe higher branches of the trees, and if the flounder, which when young has Its eyes on the opposite sides of Its head, as any well-regulated fish would be ex pected to have, Is able through long continued effort to transfer tbe eye that rests disagreeably on the Bands around to the other side of Its head, where It may be of some service, there is no telling what varieties or modifi cations of voice or shape may be wrought in nature In the course of the ages. But let us have no meandering. A kitten cries out, because In common with nearly all animals, It Is furnished with a certain vocal apparatus, aud Its cry takes the peculiarity of a mew, because that sound best responds to its special vocal apparatus. Hence, and especially in view of the little In cident which I have related, I am led to believe that the young of any ani mal utters the same cry as Its mother and not from imitation. I think a young rooster crows and a young hen cackles, not In imitation of their elders, but, like the poet -who "lisped In num bers," because "the numbers caine, Imagine If Robinson Crusoe had landed on his solitary Island with a good, fresh-laid ben's egg In his pocket, and he bad put it to batch under bis pet parrot, the rooster, If such had come forth, would have crowed out lustily of a summer morning, and never would have learned to say "Poor Poll!" in the world. CONVERTIBLE TABLE DESK. Article of Furniture Embracing Ad vantage of Two Piece. An Ingenious piece of furniture Is that just patented by an Indiana man which comprises a desk and table. As Is shown In the picture, the transforma tion from one to the other is easily and quickly accomplished through the unique arrangement of the several parts. As a table a smooth rectangular sur face Is presented which may be used for any of those purposes to which tbe drawing-room table Is usually put. Rows of drawers, dainty lockers and shelves line the sides of the affair. Con verted Into a desk, tbe user has the advantage of a smooth writing surface, pigeonholes for the writing material and paraphernalia and an ample upper ledge or shelf for such use as he may desire. Taken all In all, this Is one of the most complete and handy contiiv-! ances ef tbe kind that has been granted patent rights recently. Beacons fleld'e "Don't a. An Inquiring aud aspiring person once asked Beaconsneld to tell blm tbe secret of social success. "Never dis cuss the authorship of the Letters of Junius," was the reply. Beaconsfleld's latest biographer Wil frid Meynell, adds something positive to this witty negative rule for getting on In tbe world. A distinguished mem ber of Parliament begged the Victorian statesman to tell bis young son some thing to remember; something that would help to make blm an agreeable and popular member of society. Beaconsfield hedged. "Model your self after your father," he said to the lad. This was not entirely satisfactory. and the M. P. insisted upon a definite! rule of conduct "Well, my boy," said Beaconsneld, "be amusing. Never tell unkind stories. Above nil, never .tell long enes." THE TABLE-DESK. GEO. P. CROWELL, i successor to E. L, Smith, itablished House iu I lie valley ) DEALER IN Dry Goods, Groceries,, Boots and Shoes, Hardware, Flour and Feed, etc. This old-established house will con tinue to pay cash for all its goods; it pays no rent; it employs a clerk, but does not have to divide with a partner. 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